They ACTUALLY think this is programming! Jonathan Blow CAN'T stop laughing!

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  • @shadow_vertex
    @shadow_vertex 10 місяців тому +938

    That's not programming, it's cable management!

    • @ecranfortessa
      @ecranfortessa 10 місяців тому +16

      Good one. xd

    • @Don_XII
      @Don_XII 10 місяців тому +10

      Lmao

    • @tanko.reactions176
      @tanko.reactions176 10 місяців тому +37

      i have seen cable management. capable management can be beautiful.
      this is not cable management.
      this is lack of cable management.

    • @batatanna
      @batatanna 10 місяців тому

      Cable mismanagement ​@@tanko.reactions176

    • @Sub0x-x40
      @Sub0x-x40 10 місяців тому +9

      it looks like my cable management anyway

  • @clownpiece5992
    @clownpiece5992 10 місяців тому +1347

    "An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity." -Terry A. Davis

    • @chudchadanstud
      @chudchadanstud 10 місяців тому +67

      You misunderstood him. The person who admires simplicity because he understands the difficulty of the problem is the genius.
      I would love to see how Jia compares.

    • @kuklama0706
      @kuklama0706 10 місяців тому +115

      A realist admires salary

    • @michaelstekrt8031
      @michaelstekrt8031 10 місяців тому +13

      the most powerfull sentence of our time

    • @Don_XII
      @Don_XII 10 місяців тому +12

      @@kuklama0706 real big brain here

    • @byebeybyebey
      @byebeybyebey 10 місяців тому +19

      "so grug say again and say often: complexity very, very bad"

  • @calebfuller4713
    @calebfuller4713 9 місяців тому +496

    I've never seen the phrase "spaghetti code" represented so literally before!

    • @hexarith
      @hexarith 9 місяців тому

      You should check out the average "grown" LabVIEW program, that's running an experiment that went through the hands of 3 generations of PhD grad students and their respective undergraduates. THAT is the true form of spaghetti code.

  • @tx7300
    @tx7300 9 місяців тому +470

    open source dev: read the docs
    the docs:

    • @Dzatoah
      @Dzatoah 9 місяців тому +2

      i dont like it, but its true...

    • @Th1200
      @Th1200 9 місяців тому +20

      The docs:

    • @C4CH3S
      @C4CH3S 9 місяців тому

      My experience trying to setup neovim

    • @sullivan3503
      @sullivan3503 9 місяців тому

      I don't really understand the point being made here... Vanishingly few docs have useful graphics, but they're important. What are we even looking at in this video, an OOP command flags parser? For OOP, a graph like this is actually useful.

    • @tx7300
      @tx7300 9 місяців тому +1

      @@sullivan3503 not about the literal graph, but more about how documentation, much like this graph here, is often a tangled incomprehensible mess, defeating the very purpose of its own existence

  • @tetraquark2402
    @tetraquark2402 9 місяців тому +285

    Someone somewhere is very proud of that graph

    • @InconspicuousChap
      @InconspicuousChap 9 місяців тому +2

      Only if they have seen it. Which is unlikely because idiots never view their creation as a whole.

    • @sub-harmonik
      @sub-harmonik 9 місяців тому +1

      I mean idk if I could do the paths that well (to go around other objects and stuff) but I'm somewhat of a noob

    • @AlfaToTheOmega
      @AlfaToTheOmega 9 місяців тому +9

      Someone spent 5 seconds configuring a plugin to autogenerate dependency graphs. More time was spent criticizing it here.
      It's still readable enough and it'd take more time handcrafting pixel-perfect graphs than you'd save because of better readibility. Plus, you'd risk people forgetting to updating the graph to reflect reality.
      Moreover, a lot of "dependencies" here are just basic utility types like "string", so we can't really conclude from this graph that this solution is overly complex (as some other comments suggest).

    • @astrixx
      @astrixx 5 місяців тому

      ​@@AlfaToTheOmega Nobody reads or cares about this graph and it's completely useless, no one gets anything out of it. But someone though it would be fine to autogenerate everything and dump it on a page without caring what it's outputting. I guarantee you 0 people have gotten any value from it. In addition, the graph software is poorly written for the various reasons blow points out so it's just stupid bullshit on more stupid bullshit.

    • @jasontran2492
      @jasontran2492 Місяць тому +1

      @AlfaToTheOmega
      You don't know what you're talking about

  • @bananesalee7086
    @bananesalee7086 10 місяців тому +197

    what a decade of "clean code" gurus does to ya

    • @CashsCoffee
      @CashsCoffee 4 місяці тому +1

      can you elaborate on this? just trying to learn

    • @Infernal_Puppet
      @Infernal_Puppet 3 місяці тому +6

      @@CashsCoffeeguy is referring to the clean code book and the philosophy of breaking everything down into tiny methods that each do almost nothing and obscure what is going on in service of pretty looking object oriented code

  • @karmatraining
    @karmatraining 10 місяців тому +212

    Imagine how much time they must've spent getting rid of recursive references

  • @thomassynths
    @thomassynths 10 місяців тому +74

    f you take this as him complaining about diagram generation, I get his point. If his argument is about the actual header dependencies, I mean who actually cares. It's meaningless. I bet it's mostly due to using lots of forward declarations to save on rebuild times. Remember, LLVM is a huge project that takes forever to rebuild.

    • @HollywoodCameraWork
      @HollywoodCameraWork 9 місяців тому +5

      I feel like the point of forward declarations is to cut down on includes, not tricking the compiler into accepting mutual and circular dependencies. It's a trick that's only available because .h files exist and need some help to not be hogs.

    • @minhuang8848
      @minhuang8848 9 місяців тому +8

      yeah, sanest take in here

    • @sajti812
      @sajti812 9 місяців тому +18

      Yeah, feels like he conflates mediocrity of the visualization tool with the codebase itself.

    • @Erik-cl5ff
      @Erik-cl5ff 9 місяців тому +12

      @ndy-dp1bh I honestly don't get people like you, or the guy in the video.
      I mean---He is literally the irony of his own video.
      He is complaining about mostly meaningless shit without providing any context.
      I worked on massive projects like these and eventually, if you run it through a dependency graph generator, you will end up with something as ugly as this. I don't know how about YOU, but from the video itself I can't even make out the details of the dependencies and without any in depth analysis it is very naive to claim that it is a "mess" that can be outright simplified.
      As far as there are no cycles and the dependencies are inverted---It is not a problem.
      Even if you are doing redundant includes, the compiler will optimize that away.

  • @junosoft
    @junosoft 10 місяців тому +135

    I guess reading clang llvm-ir output is way, way easier than figuring out any of this.

    • @junosoft
      @junosoft 9 місяців тому

      @ctxz9580I did the same too

    • @chocolate_maned_wolf
      @chocolate_maned_wolf 4 місяці тому

      im never complaining about template errors ever again

  • @Optimus6128
    @Optimus6128 10 місяців тому +150

    When you write a single line of goto: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE That's Horrible Programming, cause it breaks the flow
    When people write things like that: Everything is fine, that's expert software engineer right there!

    • @bossgd100
      @bossgd100 10 місяців тому +5

      exactly lol

    • @etodemerzel2627
      @etodemerzel2627 10 місяців тому +47

      I've seen colleagues act disgusted when they see a medium-sized if-else-if chain... Feels like I'm working with professional cargo cultists.

    • @chudchadanstud
      @chudchadanstud 10 місяців тому +3

      Don't ever use goto, like ever. They are unscoped loops.

    • @starc0w
      @starc0w 10 місяців тому +42

      @@chudchadanstud
      This statement contains too much dogma.
      There are definitely a few situations where it can make sense to use goto.
      And luminaries like Kernighan also confirm this.

    • @chudchadanstud
      @chudchadanstud 10 місяців тому +1

      @@starc0w There has never been a situation when it makes sense to use goto. Use a switch case, for/while loop, recursion functions etc.
      You have no reason to use them. They don't exist in Jia too. JB hates them too.

  • @togofar
    @togofar 9 місяців тому +9

    I'm actually not sure if he's complaining about the people who created the content of the graph or those that implemented how it's rendered... or is it both?

    • @BramStolk
      @BramStolk 9 місяців тому +9

      THIS! He is shooting the messenger. He must mistakenly think that the llvm project wrote the graph visualizer. Doxygen and graphviz are great. Jon does not get it.

  • @KunjaBihariKrishna
    @KunjaBihariKrishna 10 місяців тому +51

    I recently got into programming as a hobby, and when I make little apps for my own use, I don't really care how messy the code is. If it works, then I'm happy, and after a while I get the urge to improve it. I enjoy the process, but ultimately it would be a huge pain for anyone other than me to deal with it.
    I wonder if what's happening in the code world is that people refuse to care about the bigger picture, and just put their nose down on the specific task they want to accomplish without regard for how it will work for others

    • @kattihatt
      @kattihatt 10 місяців тому +6

      Thats not my experience, but i guess youre free to speculate on things you know nothing about.

    • @cristianstoica4544
      @cristianstoica4544 10 місяців тому +8

      Not to that degree but it does. You will find people that submit pull requests with a few changes and each change mixes in something that they forgot to do earlier in the same PR. If you tell them to combine and simplify the PR they will look at you funny. They don't know what purpose the git history has in understanding the reason for a change and write crappy commit messages for thousand line diffs.
      They don't care about 'craft' and we all know a little how it feels. Mind you, I'm using the same approach to write crappy changes as I go along. But when I'm done, I clean up my mess even if it's for my own eyes.

    • @ifstatementifstatement2704
      @ifstatementifstatement2704 10 місяців тому +9

      Code should be periodically refactored like you do with your small projects. But with large projects where you have multiple programmers with varying degrees of design pattern knowledge and style, it becomes very difficult to do that. And to go through a codebase that large to refactor will take way too long. Time that no company will allow you to take. They'd rather have you work on projects that other clients are waiting for.

    • @ifstatementifstatement2704
      @ifstatementifstatement2704 10 місяців тому +2

      @@cristianstoica4544 yeah I always clean up. I cannot stand leaving code in a mess, for my own sanity. And I try to be as detailed as possible in my commit comments to explain the reason for why something was implemented or refactored in a specific way. I try to leave comments that I would have liked others to have left for me.

    • @wolfumz
      @wolfumz 10 місяців тому +1

      Software developers are paid a lot of money to not do this

  • @gudrungunzelmann
    @gudrungunzelmann 9 місяців тому +10

    Usually when I come around such representations I remember my early code architecture curses from university:
    If you have crossing lines (which where actually not allowed in my UML course) it's under-abstraction.
    If you have graphs with many nodes down the line, it's over-abstraction.
    Here we have both :D

  • @zhulikkulik
    @zhulikkulik 10 місяців тому +40

    I just had some pizza, but this made me want to make spaghetti 😋

  • @alexandersuvorov2002
    @alexandersuvorov2002 10 місяців тому +62

    When I see complex and obscuring documentation like this I just do things my own - documentation should help, not to confuse. Though, if it was “my boss wants this to work” I’d be fucked. There’s a lot of software out there which is hyped like crazy with awesome demos, but when you want to do something specific to your environment you just get stuck with no help. In old good days it was just pure math and computers. Rock solid. You learn the math and just code it into computer. These days it’s about hype, loads of confusing abracadabra terminology and “duck you!” minded documentation.

    • @dumbfailurekms
      @dumbfailurekms 10 місяців тому +7

      relax buddy you were what? 4 yrs old during the old days

    • @Muzzleflash1990
      @Muzzleflash1990 10 місяців тому +8

      There is nothing obscuring about it. In fact, people are accusing it of the opposite, of showing an include dependency graph - giving more details they don't feel they need or is useless. If you go read the auto-generated reference documentation then don't be surprised you find reference documentation. Which almost always implies that only parts of it will be useful because usually you only to the reference looking for specifics.
      Admittedly this is not a pretty (auto-generated) graph, but for any C++ developer it obvious what it is (since it says next to it). If one is perusing the *reference documentation* and *not* looking for an include graph then one wouldn't bother spending time on it. Blow spent more time laughing on this than there most likely ever was spent CPU time on generating the page.
      I don't know the context from this clip. But if the idea was to learn how to use this Command Line API, then one does not go the reference documentation, but rather documentation actually meant to teach usage, like llvm.org/docs/CommandLine.html#quick-start-guide .. (okay, probably not command line, but codegen flags, but then reference doc is generally the last and not first place to go).

    • @thewhitefalcon8539
      @thewhitefalcon8539 10 місяців тому +7

      This documentation was produced by people whose job is to make documentation look impressive.

    • @alexandersuvorov2002
      @alexandersuvorov2002 10 місяців тому +3

      @@dumbfailurekms That “new school” of programming started like 10 years ago or something. Most of it is just extreme hype over some basic concept or idea. And obviously documentation is not there when you want to do something complex beyond glorified demos. I figured out just to do things my own way with barebones programming language - it’s faster and stress-free. Shitty libraries and documentation is not my problem.

    • @alexandersuvorov2002
      @alexandersuvorov2002 10 місяців тому +2

      @@thewhitefalcon8539 There is so, so many shitty production code out there just because dev’s were not able to figure out how to use certain platform ans just “patched” things together and released just to get this shit off their shoulders. This is modern day programming, nobody cares about quality, the code is barely operational.

  • @stancooper5436
    @stancooper5436 2 місяці тому +1

    "It would still be unreadable, just less unreadable." My sides.. 😆

  • @zuma206
    @zuma206 4 місяці тому +3

    smallest javascript dependency graph

  • @MenkoDany
    @MenkoDany 10 місяців тому +170

    Am I the only one that thinks the blow fan channels are copying each other

    • @ericng8807
      @ericng8807 10 місяців тому +27

      they definitely are

    • @limarchenko96
      @limarchenko96 10 місяців тому +32

      Yeah, I saw this same moment two times already. I even copied my comment from one of those videos here.

    • @docmars
      @docmars 10 місяців тому +2

      Hey now, no consthpiracy theories allowed! ☝💢

    • @MenkoDany
      @MenkoDany 10 місяців тому +2

      @BufordTJustice42069 Wordcel

    • @FrancisGo.
      @FrancisGo. 10 місяців тому +6

      I don't mind if they're copying each other. The alternative would be trying hard not to cover the same material in a race to the bottom.

  • @SurrogateActivities
    @SurrogateActivities 10 місяців тому +29

    rare jblow laughing moment

    • @insidiousmaximus
      @insidiousmaximus 5 місяців тому

      He is literally always laughing in every video

  • @shroomer3867
    @shroomer3867 9 місяців тому +4

    "AI will replace us!"
    What AI code will look if it were unchained without little to no programmers:

    • @lepidoptera9337
      @lepidoptera9337 7 місяців тому

      AI code will look much, much worse. AI will, for instance, constantly invent new communication protocols. Instead of standardizing, it will constantly obfuscate.

    • @Titere05
      @Titere05 3 місяці тому

      @@lepidoptera9337 Not to mention it'll constantly do stupid shit no one asked for because it's an effing prediction machine not an intelligence

    • @waltwhite8126
      @waltwhite8126 3 місяці тому

      @@lepidoptera9337 in time AI will code quality might trend downwards, since it will train using public repositories like github and in time more and more AI generated code will be in those repos, so it will feed itself the garbage code it produces.

  • @sergrojGrayFace
    @sergrojGrayFace 9 місяців тому +1

    "An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires -simplicity- a good laugh." -Terry A. Davis

  • @om3galul989
    @om3galul989 10 місяців тому +7

    That's horrible cable management.

  • @王甯-h2x
    @王甯-h2x 9 місяців тому +5

    Oh Jesus they built a NEURAL NETWOKR!

  • @jfftck
    @jfftck 10 місяців тому +39

    This is LLVM, it’s known for being complex. I believe the complexity is stemming from supporting so many OSs that everything has been abstracted to a degree that most of us should never see. I wonder if this is following clean code principles, that also could be why it looks like this.

    • @trejohnson7677
      @trejohnson7677 9 місяців тому +6

      ya its not a bs platform game u can shit out on godot these dayz lel.

    • @Kevzz2srs
      @Kevzz2srs 8 місяців тому

      people dont recommend clean code principles anymore, most of the advice is terrible

    • @astrixx
      @astrixx 5 місяців тому +9

      The abstraction is the problem. Everyone is so pre-occupied for being "general". It doesn't have to be general, literally just write a fucking separate targeted implementation rather than making abstract functions that work on every platform. That's what leads to shit like this. I work with the unreal engine code base and it's the same shit because they try to make everything super abstract and general and no one (not even the devs by the comments in the code) understands wtf it's doing.

    • @jfftck
      @jfftck 5 місяців тому

      @@astrixx If abstraction is your issue, then you should consider writing your code in Assembly, which is very platform dependent. All programming languages are written as abstractions and you can’t really remove that if you want to port them to different platforms, the problem will always be present at some point - even if it is just a bunch of functions, someone will turn those into an abstraction layer for their project, but now there isn’t any team that is tasked to maintaining the integrity of that code and the likelihood that many individual abstractions will fail is higher. So, it’s better to take the lesser of two evils, or maybe do the Python approach, where the low level code is available, but it’s recommended to use the higher level abstraction in most projects - you can look at the the packages in the os library as one of the best examples, this could be taken all the way down in a library for writing programming languages.
      Just remember that every language is a trade off between simplicity and deep control of the hardware, so most are extremely abstract and the complexity in undoing those abstractions will be messy.

    • @g13n4
      @g13n4 4 місяці тому

      @@astrixx I completely agree. The desire to abstract everything and utilise generics as much as possible leads to a code that's both unreadable and unmaintainable

  • @supernewuser
    @supernewuser 10 місяців тому +48

    I wonder if he realises the llvm guys didn’t write doxygen or graphviz

  • @leshommesdupilly
    @leshommesdupilly 5 місяців тому +2

    I don't understand what's wrong. I'm in biology and I work with graphs like this every day

  • @paxcoder
    @paxcoder 9 місяців тому +2

    Do we think a graph like this wouldn't be generated for this man's code?

    • @sullivan3503
      @sullivan3503 9 місяців тому

      Facts. Any useful software project is likely to have a dependency graph of this complexity.

    • @AloisMahdal
      @AloisMahdal 9 місяців тому +2

      I think the point is that *he* would not choose to generate it.
      But sure, the complexity of the code here might not be the real problem, it's how this "bad attempt at a ball of threads" is not helping anyone. (Except Jon to have a good laugh.)

    • @Argoon1981
      @Argoon1981 4 місяці тому +1

      Is not the fact that "complex code makes complex graphs" that is true, is why make a graph system, that ends making graphs for complex code that are unreadable. And then, have the courage to call that docs! IMO is better to just not show any graph at all, IMO no help is better than bad help.

  • @salim444
    @salim444 7 місяців тому +2

    "a picture is worth a thousand words" well a messy diagram is worth a thousand spaghetti sauce

  • @trejohnson7677
    @trejohnson7677 9 місяців тому +2

    this fucking game developer lmao.

  • @liquidsnake6879
    @liquidsnake6879 8 місяців тому +1

    It's not just "look at the documentation" in this case, it's reserve a whole week, prepare various jugs of coffee, get a notepad and a pen, and plow through this nonsense we've left you

  • @sprytnychomik
    @sprytnychomik 10 місяців тому +22

    It's like having a separate header file for each declaration or define (which, btw, should be accessed only via microservice or, in a worst case scenario, singleton).

    • @oren2234
      @oren2234 9 місяців тому +1

      microservices and singletons, found the OOP corporate slave

  • @RNMSC
    @RNMSC 9 місяців тому

    It almost looks like they were attempting to represent code as a wiring diagram for a neural net, and forgot to color code the wires.

  • @IkeFoxbrush
    @IkeFoxbrush 9 місяців тому +14

    I might be wrong, but isn't this (autogenerated) diagram just an #include hierarchy of a C++ header file? The file includes five other header files, also listed in the top left corner, among others vector and string. These typically depend on some more headers themselves (often times the same ones), so you get a rather dense dependency graph. Doesn't necessarily mean the underlying code is bad. Otoh, this kind of representation isn't particularly helpful either. And yes, #includes are a rather crude and outdated mechanism, basically recursively copying pieces of text into your compilation units. This is programming like 40 years ago, and brings some serious problems. That's why modern C++ offers modules as a replacement.

    • @MightyAlex200
      @MightyAlex200 9 місяців тому +5

      yeah, and the url is clearly visible in the video. im not sure why more people didnt check. its a stupid graph but it doesnt speak at all of the code quality. maybe people are just looking for a reason to get mad

    • @sullivan3503
      @sullivan3503 9 місяців тому

      @@MightyAlex200 How is it even a stupid graph? Because the indegree of some of the nodes is a bit high? Many graphs of such complexity that they are actually useful is bound to have an indegree like that!

    • @Erik-cl5ff
      @Erik-cl5ff 9 місяців тому

      100% agree with you.
      This video is an irony of the exact thing he is complaining about. Holy hell.

    • @Erik-cl5ff
      @Erik-cl5ff 9 місяців тому

      @@TootNZ Fully agree with you.

    • @chromosundrift
      @chromosundrift 7 місяців тому

      I check the URL but the graph does not automatically show. How do I get that graph to appear?

  • @GeorgeFosberry
    @GeorgeFosberry 9 місяців тому +4

    I don't get what he finds so funny about this. This is a typical GraphViz diagram generated automatically from header dependencies.
    This has nothing to do with "actual programming".
    And nobody in the comment section acknowledged that. How dumb can Blow fans be?

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 3 місяці тому

      I'm no expert but the funny part is that the graph is a tangled mess. Which seems to be a problem with the coding style or the way languages are designed

  • @AbelCableTV
    @AbelCableTV 10 місяців тому +4

    it's drawing time

  • @miikavihersaari3104
    @miikavihersaari3104 10 місяців тому +24

    The LLVM team has been real busy! 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @llothar68
      @llothar68 10 місяців тому +2

      No thats the whole point of it. They use unintelligent artifical intelligence to save time. That the result is just worth nothing is a sympthom of modern software development.

    • @SaidMetiche-qy9hb
      @SaidMetiche-qy9hb 10 місяців тому

      LLVM use Ai? where did you hear that@@llothar68

  • @usernamesrbacknowthx
    @usernamesrbacknowthx 10 місяців тому +10

    puzzle game developer rants about actually useful and complex software and there are 150 meatriders in the comments who learned how to install linux 2 years ago parroting him like they're L8 engineers from AWS

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 10 місяців тому +5

      Yup, the Dunning-Kruger here is astonishing, especially from commenters, but JoBlow too. I doubt most commenters here have done anything more complex than a CSV parser, or a basic web server.

    • @nerdError0XF
      @nerdError0XF 9 місяців тому +5

      It's funny how you specifically call him "puzzle game developer" to disregard his 30 years of programming experience, including some noticeable achievements (which are hard to underestimate, like making a programming language, and making multiple critically and commercaly acclaimed games (one of which is 3D 1st person open world), from ground up, without any game engine)
      You definetly have some similar amount of experience to talk like that, right?

    • @usernamesrbacknowthx
      @usernamesrbacknowthx 9 місяців тому +5

      @@nerdError0XF Yes.

  • @hmmmidkkk
    @hmmmidkkk 8 місяців тому +3

    Now this is REAL speghetti code 😂

  • @orbik_fin
    @orbik_fin 3 місяці тому

    Include (or import) dependencies are IMO one of the strongest arguments against using text files as source code. A file is an artificial grouping of symbol definitions and creates lots of unwanted dependency sprawl.

  • @imjustsaiyan7450
    @imjustsaiyan7450 9 місяців тому

    Last time I made something that looks like that my cheap biro was refusing to work.

  • @MalushJ
    @MalushJ 8 місяців тому +1

    where is the meatballs and the tomato sauce?

  • @The-cyber-imbiber
    @The-cyber-imbiber 10 місяців тому +22

    Maybe these "elitists" don't want you to understand their systems. If you did, then they wouldn't be special anymore.

  • @Titere05
    @Titere05 3 місяці тому +1

    It's funny to read the lofty academic debates down here when it's clear most people (myself included) are unsure what exactly Jon is criticising here. The automatic diagram generation? The complexity? The imports? That some dude actually thinks programming is doodling a line with a marker around some boxes? Is this complexity even relevant to anyone? Who knows, but I'll just interpret it however I like it the most and plaster my rant here

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 2 місяці тому

      Welcome to the post-truth society.

  • @poutineausyropderable7108
    @poutineausyropderable7108 9 місяців тому +1

    Who's THEY.
    WHAT'S THE CONTEXT!

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 3 місяці тому

      They - computer science professors and experts

  • @Apocobat
    @Apocobat 10 місяців тому +1

    Bad documentation has got to be something you get judged for at the pearly gates

    • @nerdError0XF
      @nerdError0XF 9 місяців тому +2

      Bad documentation on what? The programming language he hasnt done yet and which is in closed beta? Yea right, he should definetly focus on docs right now, very important

  • @RomanKnav
    @RomanKnav 4 місяці тому

    poor spaghetti didn't deserve to be roasted that bad

  • @LargeTurn1p
    @LargeTurn1p 10 місяців тому +1

    2:15 "You do not understand the whatever whatever factorialization of the subclass..."
    eminem been real quiet since this one dropped

  • @stephenkentperez7705
    @stephenkentperez7705 9 місяців тому

    Knees weak, arms are heavy...

  • @Mjjn74
    @Mjjn74 7 місяців тому +1

    It looks like the milky way.

  • @KunjaBihariKrishna
    @KunjaBihariKrishna 10 місяців тому +2

    The tofudreg of information technology

  • @callisoncaffrey
    @callisoncaffrey 9 місяців тому +1

    I see Windows, I leave.

  • @carriagereturned3974
    @carriagereturned3974 3 місяці тому

    nowadays internet is for looking "how not to program"

  • @carriagereturned3974
    @carriagereturned3974 3 місяці тому

    Elon Musk: "Good part is no part"
    Programmers: ...

  • @MrSongib
    @MrSongib 8 місяців тому

    This visualize what happen in my brain and trying to make it simple to communicate visually, is more of that on top of it. XD

  • @juha-petrityrkko3771
    @juha-petrityrkko3771 9 місяців тому +6

    I solve problems like this with my homemade software that creates zoomable, rotatable colour-coded 3D connection models. It has arrow merging, too, if the 3 dimensions are not otherwise sufficient to facilitate legible geometries.

  • @fk3239
    @fk3239 10 місяців тому +1

    I don't know what's going on here, who Blow is, or why this is in my recommendations, but man I do know I could go for some spaghetti right about now.

  • @vladalex9556
    @vladalex9556 10 місяців тому +10

    his laugh 😂😂😂😂

    • @alejmc
      @alejmc 10 місяців тому +2

      Exactly hahah, I couldn’t help but join in. Legit laugh.

  • @guxershmeg
    @guxershmeg 9 місяців тому +1

    I calculated only about 60 objects. Not so complicated compared to our projects. We have like 7 stages inheritance chains.

  • @user-hz4tc2pf3x
    @user-hz4tc2pf3x 8 місяців тому +1

    This one really got him 💀

  • @bitskit3476
    @bitskit3476 9 місяців тому +14

    John's reaction on the graph reminds me of this discussion I had with my roommates the other day. I'm in electrical engineering, one is in industrial engineering, one is in chemical engineering, and the fourth is in biological engineering. One of them made a joke that if we combined our collective brainpower, we might be able to solve a three-body diagram. I legit went into an almost 10min long fit of laughter.

    • @heliumcalcium396
      @heliumcalcium396 9 місяців тому +4

      It sounds as if you could write a lot of good jokes with that premise. Have the four of you ever gone fishing? Or rock-climbing? Or tried to assemble IKEA furniture?

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 9 місяців тому +1

      Please tell us what happens when you four enter a bar

  • @patrykcelinski2413
    @patrykcelinski2413 9 місяців тому +1

    They never heard about Miller rule that humans can focus on 7-10 things at time. For IT/CS people it implies that a single diagram should never have more than 7-10 components or the client or your team or whoever that you explain system to may have problems of understanding it. Always split huge diagram into small ones.

  • @ArtoPekkanen
    @ArtoPekkanen 9 місяців тому +1

    This is why I hate many highly advertised/popular software ... libraries, frameworks, you name it. Many big name doodads have garbage documentation, auto generated mess plus a few "cookbook examples", and when you cannot fucking get productive trying to follow that shit and ask around, you get told you are stupid. Why cannot we have proper documentation that contains actual prose explaining the semantics, and not only list APIs with comments? Maybe too much to ask goddamn.

  • @alexkuhn5078
    @alexkuhn5078 9 місяців тому

    "it would still be unreadable, but it would be less unreadable"

  • @Mike.Garcia
    @Mike.Garcia 10 місяців тому +1

    that's what dogmatic belief looks like

  • @extantsanity
    @extantsanity 9 місяців тому +8

    I totally get the general sentiment that this spaghetti stuff is unreadable, but his laughing isn't illuminating or productive. Worse, it remains entirely possible (however improbable) that there is a lot of wisdom in the diagram that just hasn't been explained properly through the documentation. This reminds me of a TED talk where Eric Berlow shows how you can drastically simplify a complex food chain in an ecosystem by focusing on "nodes of influence" -- that is, by both grouping similar vectors and then prioritizing the ones which have the most impact. My favorite line is at the end: *"[What we found is] the more you step back and embrace complexity, the better chance you have of finding simple answers -- and it's often different than the simple answer you started with. So, for any problem, the more you can zoom out and embrace complexity, the better chance you have of zooming in on the simple details that matter most."*
    ua-cam.com/video/UB2iYzKeej8/v-deo.htmlsi=kG_Vu6CsEG2sthv0

  • @bugothecatplays7864
    @bugothecatplays7864 7 місяців тому

    When Jonathan started laughing manically, I thought of a crossover with Terry from TempleOS for some reason. I'd think of Terry's voice asking "is that programming *slur word*" and "they glow in the dark". There is something about being the outcast criticising the whole software industry on how they do stuff and you doing things in your own way while laughing hysterically on how things have become.

  • @ReedoTV
    @ReedoTV 4 місяці тому

    I had to read the UML spec and I must justify that

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 10 місяців тому +3

    I guess Jon Blow doesn't like spaghetti.

  • @killazaawl
    @killazaawl 9 місяців тому

    i don't consider myself a programmer, however, i had to correct code of people that i consider less experienced & knowledgeable. one of the quirks i came across was they constructed loops by goto/jump, and got lost track of.. everything. i'm pretty sure an execution visualization would look something like this.

    • @lepidoptera9337
      @lepidoptera9337 7 місяців тому

      Your computer doesn't have binary instruction codes for "for" and "while". It's all branch instructions, i.e. "goto". If you are still at the level of "OMG, there is a "goto" in the code, so it's all evil", then you don't understand what is really important.

    • @killazaawl
      @killazaawl 7 місяців тому

      we're not writing assembly. i'm complaining about chucklefucks placing code blocks only accessible by jumps at random places then not being able to read and debug their own mystery soup after it's not working. go patronize someone else.

  • @jamesclark2663
    @jamesclark2663 9 місяців тому

    Looks like the documentation graph for SAP.... not even joking.

  • @-Engineering01-
    @-Engineering01- 10 місяців тому +1

    Keep this channel active bro pls !

  • @thedopplereffect00
    @thedopplereffect00 9 місяців тому

    Basically every project I've ever been on :(

  • @Powerofthepickle
    @Powerofthepickle 10 місяців тому +15

    lol did they delete it after this? I don't see it on the page

    • @Casgen
      @Casgen 10 місяців тому +4

      I think so, i dont see it too. You can see it in the wayback machine though

    • @BlowFan
      @BlowFan  10 місяців тому +7

      I actually had to use Wayback Machine in order to find it. I wanted to use it for the thumbnail. It's those blue lines in the thumbnail.

  • @Seacle14
    @Seacle14 8 місяців тому

    I think it's sort of cute than Jonathan named his PC "Warrior".

  • @vosdraug4628
    @vosdraug4628 4 місяці тому

    The definition of spaghetti code.

  • @SoulExpension
    @SoulExpension 9 місяців тому

    Not even docs. I'm gonna need you to make one of those wizard step thingies. The manpage is like 4gb

  • @SheelByTorn
    @SheelByTorn 9 місяців тому

    no way! it's LLVM?! 😂😂😂

  • @shortcat
    @shortcat 10 місяців тому +1

    programming is like gaming, but programming

  • @vasiovasio
    @vasiovasio 9 місяців тому

    Spaghetti in a Nutshell! 😂😂😂

  • @johnj3845
    @johnj3845 10 місяців тому

    They’re not making French Fries, Jonathan …

  • @Dannnneh
    @Dannnneh 10 днів тому

    I mean, it _is_ programming, just not coding.

  • @nanimo_null
    @nanimo_null 10 місяців тому

    "It would still be unreadable, but it would be less unreadable"
    Interesting

  • @aodfr
    @aodfr 5 місяців тому

    Spegetti code goes brrr. 😂

  • @stevecarter8810
    @stevecarter8810 9 місяців тому +1

    This is what happens when you give graph viz dot any kind of complexity to render. Useless for visualising the graph, ironically

  • @kuklama0706
    @kuklama0706 10 місяців тому +1

    I disagree on merging arrows before them going in.
    Also I would make all the path go in straight angles.

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad 10 місяців тому +1

      Unfortunately graphviz is only optimized for speed and not nice-looking graphs.
      To a degree it's understandable because good-looking graph layout with nice angles and minimal edge crossings is a very complex problem but it would be really nice for situations like this one.

  • @OJeyjunior
    @OJeyjunior 9 місяців тому

    the thing about that flowchart is either programing is WAY simpler than that OR 100 times harder... depending on your level of detail... they missed both

  • @FizzleStudiosLtd
    @FizzleStudiosLtd 9 місяців тому +1

    Love it or hate it this is how young people are being exposed to programming (i hate it). Programming used to be done by punch cards. It's one positive trait is that it is a decent way to explore concepts with minimal syntax with immediate visual cues. Whether or not this type of programming has merit or not is irrelevant; Young people are using these tools.

  • @jonathanmoore2139
    @jonathanmoore2139 10 місяців тому +11

    Literal spaghetti code

  • @cfffba
    @cfffba 9 місяців тому

    Blow could of course refactor the whole LLVM into four or five simple, very easy to understand classes. If he wanted to.

  • @synchro-dentally1965
    @synchro-dentally1965 9 місяців тому

    Makes me hungry for spaghetti

  • @noobdernoobder6707
    @noobdernoobder6707 9 місяців тому

    True. Merging arrows sounds like serious programming. And not that shit we see here.

  • @KimGameDev
    @KimGameDev 10 місяців тому +21

    Basic spaghetti programming all over again 😵😵

    • @Erik-cl5ff
      @Erik-cl5ff 9 місяців тому +3

      You are sayin this as if you wrote at least single line of code in your life.

  • @alfonzo6320
    @alfonzo6320 7 місяців тому

    you should link a tutorial on how you would fix that.

  • @zanagi
    @zanagi 9 місяців тому

    That laugh was so funny lol

  • @pvc988
    @pvc988 10 місяців тому +3

    Graphviz hell. BTW. This is not that bad. Have you seen diagrams generated by Yosys?

  • @shte_ken3978
    @shte_ken3978 9 місяців тому

    Average Unreal Engine Blueprint experience

  • @vladinosky
    @vladinosky 10 місяців тому

    This is what happens with graphviz dealing with CMake dependencies hell

  • @rafael_madureira
    @rafael_madureira 6 місяців тому

    The best Jon's video EVER 😂

  • @SpookySkeleton738
    @SpookySkeleton738 10 місяців тому +3

    if he had used LSP he wouldn't have had to read the documentation.

  • @TheForge47
    @TheForge47 9 місяців тому

    Zoom an click the line, it will highlights there path through the darkness 🙌