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  • @G.F.SF55
    @G.F.SF55 2 роки тому +8094

    The real genius here is the guy who thought of a way to save his golden fish using a _fucking_ Dyson's sphere

    • @RaynDBU
      @RaynDBU 2 роки тому +422

      It’s simple really, why else would it take him 5 seconds to do it

    • @donaldhobson8873
      @donaldhobson8873 2 роки тому +112

      Or the person who wants it for some other reason, the goldfish is a lie.

    • @rubdulbah3201
      @rubdulbah3201 2 роки тому +127

      Join us next week when we create a alien s gravity drive spacecraft to walk the dog.

    • @LOgomon20
      @LOgomon20 2 роки тому +73

      I mean with that much energy at your disposal, it might end up being a trivial matter.

    • @Frogfed123
      @Frogfed123 2 роки тому +57

      @@RaynDBU Don't say "It's simple really" u have to say "It's elementary really"

  • @threefour1598
    @threefour1598 2 роки тому +2976

    I'm crying every time I see he rotates the wrench around the axis of his hand instead of it's tip. That's never been done before. He's a real engineer there

    • @SoumilSahu
      @SoumilSahu 2 роки тому +68

      Oh god I can't unsee it now

    • @threefour1598
      @threefour1598 2 роки тому +51

      @@SoumilSahu me neither. My eyes are blessed and cursed by this legendary engineer

    • @derekeastman7771
      @derekeastman7771 2 роки тому +30

      I don’t think you’ve ever tried to mime using a wrench on nothing. You’d do it like that too.

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 2 роки тому +20

      @@derekeastman7771 Tried it. There is definitely some drift of the tip that isn't supposed to be there, but it is nowhere near as pronounced. It'll also become less and less noticeable as you increase the size of the wrench

    • @isaacdavis1363
      @isaacdavis1363 2 роки тому +4

      its*

  • @CLove511
    @CLove511 2 роки тому +4296

    Wait, you forgot the hundreds of millions of lines of code that executes perfectly on first run without a single missing semicolon! Not that it ever stopped Tony Stark though.

    • @resphantom
      @resphantom 2 роки тому +252

      And he slapped the project together in 5mins.

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 2 роки тому +202

      @@resphantom From a box of scraps!

    • @groundbird4904
      @groundbird4904 2 роки тому +152

      @@CLove511 after three days of starvation

    • @RamkrishanYT
      @RamkrishanYT 2 роки тому +50

      That's coz it was a scripting language, silly

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 2 роки тому +103

      @@RamkrishanYT Tony codes with HTML confirmed

  • @07Flash11MRC
    @07Flash11MRC 2 роки тому +13271

    Alternative title: 7 seasons of the Flash summed up ... xD

    • @zachstar
      @zachstar  2 роки тому +3361

      Kind of tough to tell, but the background of this video that I photoshopped myself into is Star labs. Thought of this video idea while watching the flash.

    • @icandothisallday986
      @icandothisallday986 2 роки тому +494

      Yea I noticed the back ground is STAR labs

    • @goyonman9655
      @goyonman9655 2 роки тому +39

      Lol

    • @07Flash11MRC
      @07Flash11MRC 2 роки тому +392

      @@icandothisallday986 I'mma be honest: I didn't notice the background. It's just the first thing that came to my mind, which is just sad for a show that could have been amazing, lol.
      The Flash is just a show of a couple of guys saying random yet complicated words based on random yet sometimes wrong math, inventing some stuff in a minimal amount of time by no more than a handful of people with no testing needed as it always works perfectly on the first attempt.

    • @lj_ljh
      @lj_ljh 2 роки тому +29

      @@zachstar oh my god yes it is ahha, genius!

  • @johnniesalomon1942
    @johnniesalomon1942 2 роки тому +1165

    The scissors making drill noise killed me lol

    • @danielhobbyist
      @danielhobbyist 2 роки тому +28

      They're only scissors to the untrained eye.

    • @slice6298
      @slice6298 2 роки тому +11

      @@danielhobbyist but wrap your hand around the bottom and they become...
      A drill

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 2 роки тому +8

      So on-point for many movies' sound designs which tend to go for what sounds cool or is expected, rather than realistic....

    • @BerylliumBronze
      @BerylliumBronze Місяць тому

      What were you expecting, scissor noises?

  • @razeenrajaful
    @razeenrajaful 2 роки тому +911

    You forgot the part where the main character has to go through a dangerous mission so he can get 1 certain material that is crucial to building the time machine

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 2 роки тому +60

      and it's on top of a volcano, in a cave, right above the lose ledge that's in front of a cliff. also the main character always starts the journey form the wrong end to make sure he has to face all the natural obstructions instead of taking the easy route.

    • @docomega7862
      @docomega7862 Рік тому +24

      ​@@RKBock and don't forget the main character needs to be accompanied by at least one, preferably two sidekicks. One that is strong but simple who will be useful at first but fie somewhere around the middle in a noble yet easily avoidable sacrifice so that everyone realizes how dangerous the trip really is. And the second one will reveal to be a traitor, saying stuff like "our friend died for this and all you're gonna do with it is saying a damn goldfish". Then, they will die after some form of redemption and the main character will come out of the experience more mature. Until the next movie / episode where they'll start right back to square one and those who died will probably never be mentionned again

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 Рік тому +8

      @@docomega7862 Don't they usually come back to life tho?

    • @raymonddeathfire832
      @raymonddeathfire832 Рік тому +2

      @@akiraigarashi2874 Nah they all get their shitty spin-offs nowadays since they miraculously survive their noble sacrifice somehow

  • @SoumilSahu
    @SoumilSahu 2 роки тому +3962

    Yeah it's kind of stupid when you actually know what they're doing. I rewatched Iron Man now knowing mechanical/electrical engineering and oh boy, I didn't remember it being this funny.

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 2 роки тому +641

      Kinda funny how iron man isn't even close to being the worst offender

    • @youkofoxy
      @youkofoxy 2 роки тому +869

      Well, they got the "build, fail, fix repeat" part right.
      And the fact engineers use soldering irons, sometimes.

    • @huginnandmuninn4865
      @huginnandmuninn4865 2 роки тому +886

      Just like when u work in the medical and u watch a serie with doctors and nurses prescribing medication that would kill the patient in real life lol

    • @deimos351
      @deimos351 2 роки тому +234

      And then there's being a physics man and seeing a movie/book/whatever throw out absolute nonsense stuff

    • @jaylewis9876
      @jaylewis9876 2 роки тому +549

      Engineers are paid more as compensation for never enjoying a science fiction or action movie again

  • @tarrySubstance
    @tarrySubstance 2 роки тому +4958

    That engineer should be a billionare for solving the world's problems.

    • @imhotep638
      @imhotep638 2 роки тому +174

      He can't for plot related reasons, he will need to be saved from evil AI by the protagonist.

    • @rafiihsanalfathin9479
      @rafiihsanalfathin9479 2 роки тому +114

      Only to the untrained eye

    • @garorade
      @garorade 2 роки тому +41

      i think he should be given 3 nobel peace prizes for saving goldie

    • @hunkosaurusrex
      @hunkosaurusrex 2 роки тому +11

      Should be, but soon progressive politicians will state that time travel machines are a human right.

    • @eugeneakip6577
      @eugeneakip6577 2 роки тому +13

      You mean elon?

  • @pham4028
    @pham4028 2 роки тому +717

    Love how he's wearing a shirt that's says trivial while making a time machine

  • @snakesocks
    @snakesocks 2 роки тому +768

    I could totally invent all this stuff, but I like to avoid the trouble by not having friends to ask for them.

    • @AlexandrBorschchev
      @AlexandrBorschchev 2 роки тому +1

      pathetic.

    • @guytheincognito4186
      @guytheincognito4186 2 роки тому +2

      @@AlexandrBorschchev
      Indeed. I invented all these things twice over then solved the grandfather paradox by boning someone else because grandma wasn't hot enough, killing myself twice to stop my inventions from happening, due to ruling the world is overrated and way boring. All I got stuck with going back to my present was to extra families apart from my own with claimed blood relation to me. I solved that problem in the present by murdering all of them and burning all documentation of their existence up to my grandma.

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 2 роки тому +12

      hey could you build me a dyson sphere?.... *AS A FRIEND?*

    • @cloudynguyen6527
      @cloudynguyen6527 2 роки тому +9

      Hey can you build me a comically large spoon
      But it must be sentient AI

    • @pinkrangerofpower7029
      @pinkrangerofpower7029 2 роки тому +7

      Can you build me a a throwing knifes that always hits its target and then teleports into my pocket?

  • @ElionoNailo
    @ElionoNailo 2 роки тому +565

    Actually the engineer has long ago realized that his friend only needs the power of belief to warp reality. All he has to do is make the feather.

    • @resphantom
      @resphantom 2 роки тому +19

      Reminds me of Norse mythological weapons, Gleipnir which was an enchanted rope that is tied around Fenrir. Apparently the dwarfs that made the rope required 6 impossible ingredients to make it. The ingredients was:
      - The sound of a cat's footfall
      - The beard of a woman
      - The roots of a mountain
      - The sinews of a bear
      - The breath of a fish
      - The spittle of a bird

    • @guytheincognito4186
      @guytheincognito4186 2 роки тому +10

      @@resphantom
      Those aren't impossible though, atleast not with modern technology. The only thing we could synthesize material to make the rope from though would be the mountain roots and bear sinews. Fish's breath though is more a maybe but cat's foot fall is useless as I don't see any need for any subsonic vibration adding anything to the mix, and a woman's beard is pretty much a given it would work as the bonding agent for the structure.

    • @resphantom
      @resphantom 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@guytheincognito4186 xD If only

    • @blutwirbel3180
      @blutwirbel3180 2 роки тому +1

      Ork in Warhammer be like

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 роки тому +2

      @@guytheincognito4186 mountains don't have roots my dude

  • @burdenking
    @burdenking 2 роки тому +698

    Engineer: "We only have two minutes"
    Guy: "I'll just use the time machine, to ask for the Dyson sphere a few minutes earlier, is 5 minutes enough?"
    Engineer: "Make it 6 just to be safe"

    • @invenblocker
      @invenblocker 2 роки тому +35

      Not any longer though.
      I wouldn't risk any more than six minutes.

    • @amberdolphin1210
      @amberdolphin1210 2 роки тому +6

      @@invenblocker Clank?!

    • @aurelia8028
      @aurelia8028 2 роки тому +4

      Genius

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 Рік тому +5

      Oh, sorry, i build a one-use-only time-machine....... you didn't ask for one that can be used multiple times.

  • @kanabhprates2103
    @kanabhprates2103 2 роки тому +906

    "Physics of the every day"
    *proceeds to talk about dyson spheres

    • @zhapok
      @zhapok 2 роки тому +18

      @misyah s begone

    • @reinaemiya
      @reinaemiya 2 роки тому +6

      It would be a every day item

    • @sadsader100yearsago9
      @sadsader100yearsago9 2 роки тому +13

      Virgin dyson sphere vs Chad Dyson Swarm

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 роки тому +4

      You don't use dyson sphere on daily basis?

    • @arcticlegend8159
      @arcticlegend8159 2 роки тому +3

      @@sadsader100yearsago9 lol imagine using dyson sphere

  • @nacii.
    @nacii. 2 роки тому +131

    the fact that there was a time limit to build the dyson sphere as if he didn't literally just build a time machine lol

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 2 роки тому +616

    Needed the sound effect of an air wrench removing lug nuts from a car. Maybe a little smoke from the soldering iron (used to put the smoke into an electrical device to make it work).

    • @PhilippeCarphin
      @PhilippeCarphin 2 роки тому +34

      Yes because smoke is the one thing that is necessary for any electrical device to work.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 роки тому +10

      @@PhilippeCarphin are you telling me my electronics aren’t supposed to be smoking?

    • @PhilippeCarphin
      @PhilippeCarphin 2 роки тому +34

      @@sirshotty7689 Think about it, when the smoke leaves the device it stops working.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 роки тому +10

      @@PhilippeCarphin what does that have to do with my laptop having a rampant tobacco addiction?

    • @PhilippeCarphin
      @PhilippeCarphin 2 роки тому +9

      @@sirshotty7689 One of the components might have lost its smoke and the laptop is trying to get it back.

  • @AlwaysLoisLane
    @AlwaysLoisLane 2 роки тому +635

    This is SO accurate. It's always as if the problem was the literal BUILDING of it and not the entire concept _of the collective brain of all science did not yet figure out how to do this, how is saving your brother's life changing this at all?_

    • @lythd
      @lythd 2 роки тому +47

      hey man using the wrench the way he did required some serious level of skill idk, that seems like the hard part to me

    • @hioman
      @hioman Рік тому +3

      The funny thing is, both planes and helicopters were built before the means of how they work were discovered. In fact, I think we still don't know why helicopters work (I mean we do, it beats the air into submission, which shouldn't work, but it does)

    • @ryonalionthunder
      @ryonalionthunder Рік тому +5

      @@hiomanthis sounds like some ‘bumblebees should not be able to fly’ bullshit.

    • @hioman
      @hioman Рік тому +2

      @@ryonalionthunder it is

    • @ryonalionthunder
      @ryonalionthunder Рік тому

      @@hioman
      So it’s not true then. K.

  • @jurimonikalita6068
    @jurimonikalita6068 2 роки тому +411

    That seemed like flash

    • @newmanhiding2314
      @newmanhiding2314 2 роки тому +12

      @misyah s Shut

    • @NathanRio79
      @NathanRio79 2 роки тому +19

      Just a reminder, just do not reply to the bot. It's better to report the bot. Just press the Report Button and tap the "Child Abuse" option.

    • @erickirby8511
      @erickirby8511 2 роки тому +4

      @@NathanRio79 lmfaooo child abuse

    • @sowmiyas1914
      @sowmiyas1914 2 роки тому +2

      he used it with that spoon thing

    • @newmanhiding2314
      @newmanhiding2314 2 роки тому

      @@NathanRio79 Yeah good point. I reported, but I like to reply anyway. UA-cam doesn’t do shit.

  • @PikachuComments
    @PikachuComments 2 роки тому +526

    Me: I need a laptop that can run 120 frames per second and 4k graphics and won’t overheat
    Engineer: It’s never been done before
    Me: Please, it’s the only way I can play Cyberpunk 2077 without major issues
    Engineer: How about a time machine instead?

    • @luiscuellar685
      @luiscuellar685 2 роки тому +14

      I want to like this comment, but it has 69 like, so I'll just comment instead.

    • @PikachuComments
      @PikachuComments 2 роки тому +10

      @@luiscuellar685 how else is it getting 77 likes?

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 роки тому +10

      don't forget that the fans have to run completely silent

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 роки тому

      @@PikachuComments someone has sacrificed itself to go further beyond

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 роки тому +6

      Listen, as a computer engineering student, either play in 4k or at 120 fps

  • @kyrianrahimatulla1561
    @kyrianrahimatulla1561 2 роки тому +110

    The biggest joke in this sketch is Brilliant's physics of the everyday containing a lesson on Dyson spheres.

    • @San-pv
      @San-pv 11 місяців тому

      they have everything

  • @rhodeschannel
    @rhodeschannel 2 роки тому +69

    When your electric goldfish with a power requirement of 38 Yottawatts is running out of battery and the only way to charge it is by building a dyson sphere by shooting your bed with a shotgun to summon some scotch tape

  • @advaykumar9726
    @advaykumar9726 2 роки тому +277

    Congratulations on million subscribers! You deserved it

    • @Martin-jp8pw
      @Martin-jp8pw 2 роки тому +2

      He deserved it? So he doesn't deserve it anymore?

    • @hanaboskova
      @hanaboskova 2 роки тому +5

      @@Martin-jp8pw no. Now he deserves 2 millions.

  • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
    @ThereIsNoSpoon678 Рік тому +20

    0:27 He was cutting the fabric of time with those scissors.

  • @donaldhobson8873
    @donaldhobson8873 2 роки тому +77

    The way they use time travel in the movies, its like an ancient Greek story of someone who could move stars around, and used it to communicate to people halfway across the mediteranian.

  • @VexGone
    @VexGone 2 роки тому +91

    The sponsor shift is always so damn smooth.. Superconductivity !

  • @thomaszhang4765
    @thomaszhang4765 2 роки тому +24

    Imagine if this trope was deconstructed. Like the engineer just said: “I can’t help you with that. You need to move on, live life for your sake. Don’t be caught up in the past.” Would honestly be a pretty interesting take on all this.

  • @koda4247
    @koda4247 2 роки тому +42

    I'm going to need a funny, overplayed, exaggerated sketch about engineering in movies.
    It's never been done before.

    • @henryjones2766
      @henryjones2766 2 роки тому +5

      I'll need 4 minutes and 44 seconds
      Blow torch noises intensifies

  • @Memer9456
    @Memer9456 2 роки тому +54

    Antagonist: This trap is inescapable. There is no physcal way to find your way out.
    Protagonist: You fool! Remember that paperclip you dropped 3 seasons ago? I put that in my pocket for no reason, but it seems that it was actually a very good decision. How convenient that there also happens to be a sticky note on the floor! With these materials, I have engineered a lockpicking device!

    • @byte7645
      @byte7645 Рік тому +5

      lockpickinglawyer

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 Рік тому +4

      @@byte7645 Every lock that can't be opened in a movie.
      LPL ruined them all.
      One more time to show it wasn't a fluke.
      LPL ruined them all.

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 Рік тому +1

      @@byte7645 beat me to it.

    • @nirfz
      @nirfz Рік тому

      Sounds more like one of the original MvGyver episodes... LPL would introduce and describe the lock before making the manufacturer cry.

  • @pouriya8587
    @pouriya8587 2 роки тому +36

    2:30 wait that actually was way more creative than most movies.

  • @papachili7290
    @papachili7290 2 роки тому +101

    It’s true I did this in a movie once

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood 2 роки тому +373

    People joke about the trope of:
    Boss: "We need X"
    Engineer: "I need Y time"
    Boss: "You have Z time"
    But like when has management ever set reasonable goals for production? Scale back expectations and move the goalposts go brrrrrr.

    • @maddie9602
      @maddie9602 2 роки тому +63

      Right? I'm working on a project right now where we told management it would probably take two years. They said they wanted it done in six months.
      Anyway, a year and a half later, we're getting close to finishing.

    • @John73John
      @John73John 2 роки тому +34

      That's management for you. "I can get that done by next week."
      "If I wanted it next week I would have asked you next week."

    • @nurainiarsad7395
      @nurainiarsad7395 2 роки тому +9

      that’s usually the most realistic part of the plot !

    • @fafardh
      @fafardh 2 роки тому +12

      That's why we always *grossly* exaggerate Y. That way, when it gets cut in half or whatever, it's still hopefully enough. Occasionally that strategy actually works...
      (Note: I'm assuming that Z < Y.)

    • @estudiordl
      @estudiordl 2 роки тому +14

      Geordi: Yeah, well, I told the Captain I'd have this analysis done in an hour.
      Scotty: How long would it really take?
      Geordi: An hour.
      Scotty: Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would really take, did you?
      Geordi: Well of course I did.
      Scotty: Oh, laddie, you have a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker!
      - Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Relics"

  • @jlpsinde
    @jlpsinde 2 роки тому +32

    I loved it damn top humor!
    Hug from Portugal 🇵🇹

    • @KKIINNGG66
      @KKIINNGG66 2 роки тому +1

      Looks like my dude is also an engineer from the movies. Can I use your time machine please.

  • @jasuxi
    @jasuxi 2 роки тому +8

    Love the fact that the background is Star labs :D too accurate.

  • @mahadiqbal3917
    @mahadiqbal3917 2 роки тому +21

    1:52 The most impressive part of this video has to be that he already patented it.

    • @wor1dconquerer170
      @wor1dconquerer170 2 роки тому +4

      He built the time machine remember. So he had the patent by the time he finished building it.

  • @herbertscott9575
    @herbertscott9575 2 роки тому +32

    Literally every sci Fi movie and episode of McGuyver and Scorpion🤣

    • @reaganharder1480
      @reaganharder1480 2 роки тому +1

      Hey now, half the stuff in McGyver actually works irl. And he's not exactly doing things that have never been done before. He's doing things that have been done many times and are well understood, but without the proper tools or materials.

    • @viperstriker4728
      @viperstriker4728 2 роки тому

      Old McGuyver is very plausible, just convenient and absurd that he knows all that right stuff for what he does. If your talking about the new version of McGuyver, then yes that is almost entirely bull crap, but somehow the other characters are even more absurdly in their abilities.
      Scorpion at least gets the principles right even though the scale is often completely wrong, they never have enough time for what they are doing, and they use hand tools for something that should take an assembly line.

  • @nathan8911
    @nathan8911 2 роки тому +9

    The unchanged backing track despite the continuous change in tools makes this 10x more accurate

  • @Jakub1989YTb
    @Jakub1989YTb 2 роки тому +18

    2:53 Dude(s), you have a time machine.

    • @PronteCo
      @PronteCo 2 роки тому +3

      still, better plot consistency than A LOT of scy fi movies

  • @zaffron6032
    @zaffron6032 2 роки тому +20

    This video came in perfect timing.
    Because last night I had a dream where I used a time machine and I traveled back to 2014 telling my earlier self to stop gaming and apply myself

  • @sunandinighosh6037
    @sunandinighosh6037 2 роки тому +161

    Is this weird that this is one of the reason I am doing engineering??😂

    • @BrooklyFire
      @BrooklyFire 2 роки тому +17

      Yes, they said to aim for the stars but this is too high

    • @pllpsy665
      @pllpsy665 2 роки тому +33

      If you mean that your fish is about to die then kind of .

    • @projectorion8186
      @projectorion8186 2 роки тому +1

      That you want to do these things or that you hate seeing this in movies?

    • @ducamvinh4462
      @ducamvinh4462 2 роки тому +9

      @@BrooklyFire well building dyson spheres is literally aiming for the stars

    • @AlexandrBorschchev
      @AlexandrBorschchev 2 роки тому +1

      No, inspiration is key.

  • @okboing
    @okboing 2 роки тому +12

    they really do just be beatin rocks together and attributing EVERYTHING to quantum mechanics or positron things

  • @mezzosoup
    @mezzosoup 2 роки тому +8

    Can we talk about how good that advertisement Segway was? I'm genuinely willing to listen to the advertisement just because of how smooth that was.

  • @MrBeknacktoman
    @MrBeknacktoman 2 роки тому +47

    Nailed it! Even includes product placement like a real movie!

  • @CubemasterXD
    @CubemasterXD 2 роки тому +8

    imagine traveling to another wold **and** eating cereal at the same time
    humanity is not ready for this kind of innovation...

  • @abulqasimasadi5782
    @abulqasimasadi5782 2 роки тому +9

    This was so interesting to watch - would love a part 2 and 3

  • @kyleterry5190
    @kyleterry5190 2 роки тому +13

    I need you to build me a death star capable of wiping out the core worlds in one salvo

    • @viperstriker4728
      @viperstriker4728 2 роки тому +2

      But also give it the ability to reload, encase we forget to target the dessert planet with the only character that is allowed to beat us.

  • @noturbusiness9736
    @noturbusiness9736 2 роки тому +9

    I really like watching the ones where the person makes something very complicated out of random things that just happen to be around and it works perfectly the first time (all during a time crunch). Also brilliant has a lot more fascinating courses than I thought, might have to go check them out

  • @rulekop
    @rulekop 2 роки тому +6

    Reminds me of Tony Stark building an Iron Man suit AND solving the worlds energy problem with a device smaller than a dish, in some ill equipped terrorist lair

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 2 роки тому +8

    "ZACH STAR BUILT HIS UA-cam CHANNEL IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!"

  • @i_just_got_here
    @i_just_got_here 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh that transition to the ad, I'm not even mad, it's amazing

  • @jaye1967
    @jaye1967 2 роки тому +23

    Now I think the building of the devices needed a montage with more jump cuts with you in different positions every time. Thes would include one with you pointing to the upper left corner of the shot, one of you frowning while standing with your hands on your hips, the thoughtful pose, the eureka moment, etc. Of course, if you wanted to be fancy you could have translucent mathematical symbols floating in various directions. This video is entertaining and gets that creative spark really flowing.

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 Рік тому

      And not once did he dive under the table to work at something in a very awkward position......

  • @rparl
    @rparl 2 роки тому +6

    I like how a mainframe computer breaking was shown as a card sorter spitting cards onto the floor.

  • @michawhite7613
    @michawhite7613 2 роки тому +5

    The best part of building a time machine is that it doesn't matter how long it takes you to build it.

  • @arielsorensen9192
    @arielsorensen9192 Рік тому +1

    He forgot the beep beep boop boop of a mainframe computer and some wicked 3D monitors.

  • @pulverizedpeanuts
    @pulverizedpeanuts Рік тому +6

    1:00 That'd create a grandfather paradox. If the brother is alive, the main character would never tell the engineer to build the time machine, meaning that the brother would die.

    • @cbhorxo
      @cbhorxo Рік тому +6

      Bold of you to assume that logic exists there

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 Рік тому

      There is no grandfather paradox. If you go back in time on may,17, 2023 to May, 16, 2023, you have experienced two different days that had the same name. The first May, 17 (or 16), 2023 is different from the second May, 17 (or 16), 2023 (as every day is different from the other ones).

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Рік тому +1

      Plot armor fixes that paradox

  • @dannychenski687
    @dannychenski687 2 роки тому +1

    I so badly needed you to be behind a green screen when you did 1:32.. this would've been a perfect STEM meme template

  • @yeetboi3863
    @yeetboi3863 2 роки тому +5

    Imagine being worried about the time limit when you just made a time machine lmao

  • @Ewanaj
    @Ewanaj 2 роки тому +3

    Congrats on 1 million subs! Deserved beyond belief.

  • @AwkwarddFoxx
    @AwkwarddFoxx Рік тому +6

    1:23 Captain America Stare™

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn Рік тому

    This channel has some of the best transitions into adverts that I’ve ever seen! They don’t even piss me off.

  • @maxtreck
    @maxtreck 2 роки тому +23

    Have any of you seen “The Vault”? Because there is no movie that so blatantly ignore physics like that movie to try and make the plot interesting. You’d think if the movie was based around a genius engineer breaching a safe, and his innovative ways, they could at least consult with someone with a high school physics credit.

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 Рік тому

      No, but i thought you were talking about a different movie where a safecracker puts his ear to the door, makes some distorted faces and fantasizes how the lock works (que animation) (and then just uses the numbers provided to him by the script). Don't recall the name of the movie but the safecracker was nerdier than "the good doctor".

  • @Sonnar92Gaming
    @Sonnar92Gaming 2 роки тому +7

    lmao I love how you need 3min for a dyson sphere, but you have no idea how much time you need to build a spoon :D also your transitions into adds are Michael Jackson levels of smooth

  • @darkreaper7256
    @darkreaper7256 2 роки тому +3

    It's never been done before!
    Proceeds to do it in under 1 minute
    Makes me wonder how it was never done before.

  • @th3m1st0cl3s
    @th3m1st0cl3s 2 роки тому +1

    Dr strange and the multiverse of madness "this is a spoon"

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 2 роки тому +6

    Looks like the chicken "debate tactic" from "UA-cam debates be like" is actually a genius engineering strategy

  • @DazePhase
    @DazePhase 2 роки тому +1

    Didn't expected that Brilliant course to pop up suprisingly like that, lol. xD

  • @gabedarrett1301
    @gabedarrett1301 2 роки тому +3

    2:00 ultimate multifunctionality!

  • @יאירליבנה-פ8ח
    @יאירליבנה-פ8ח 2 роки тому +2

    "We only have 2 minutes
    until goldy is dead"
    Lets just forget about our
    LITERAL TIME MACHINE

  • @hectoralarcon4888
    @hectoralarcon4888 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that you are wearing a shirt that says "Trivial" just adds so much lmao.

  • @HuntSD
    @HuntSD 2 роки тому +1

    Literally just Avengers: Endgame, Tony looked at a few math problems and was able to figure out Time Travel in just a few seconds lol

  • @atikahrostam5778
    @atikahrostam5778 2 роки тому +16

    What a lucky Goldfish to have a very kind owner.
    Btw congrats for 1 million subscribers!! 🥰🥰🥰

  • @Geoffreyshadid
    @Geoffreyshadid 2 роки тому +1

    “It’s never been done before. Okay now we can actually do it.”

  • @DangRenBo
    @DangRenBo 2 роки тому +5

    #1 I always love your stuff. Your humor is as dry as a jar of sand.
    #2 I feel this critique extends to so many of the platitudes that pass as potential solutions to enormous real-world problems. "All we need to do in order to solve (world hunger / war / climate change / limited energy / etc.) is to do something that humanity has never come close to doing. Why can't we just all work together?"

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Рік тому

      We have also never worked togheter effectively before. Time travel and human cooperation are about on the same level of realism

  • @marcomartina4690
    @marcomartina4690 2 роки тому +2

    you forgot the part when the protagonist kid arrives, wires 2 casual pieces, tightens one screw and boom the machine is working now

  • @satan4047
    @satan4047 2 роки тому +7

    2:57 Meme material right there

  • @rafalsitar
    @rafalsitar Рік тому +1

    the most unrealistic part isn't that a wormhole generator and a time machine got created without a problem, but that it worked the first time

  • @aaronsmith6632
    @aaronsmith6632 2 роки тому +5

    This was truly brilliant!
    Speaking of brilliant, did I tell you about today's sponsor?

  • @RobloxKid123
    @RobloxKid123 Рік тому +1

    The main character: "We don't have time!"
    Also the main character: Has a literal time machine

  • @RussellTeapot
    @RussellTeapot 2 роки тому +3

    Pfft, what an amateur, he didn't even use duct tape - 1:37 THERE WE GO, NOW WE ARE COOKING WITH GAS

  • @rusluck6620
    @rusluck6620 Рік тому +1

    "Are you talking about a wormhole generator"
    *Proceeds to run npm install wormhole-generator

  • @smbhquasar1527
    @smbhquasar1527 2 роки тому +7

    I'd be very motivated to be an engineer if I could build something that would break the laws of physics. Lmao.

  • @LucenProject
    @LucenProject 2 роки тому +1

    Hey Now!!!... Once you've built the time machine, what's with the "I'll need some time?" 🤣🤣

  • @davidx5828
    @davidx5828 2 роки тому +5

    This was so crazy 🤣🤣🤣I enjoyed every minute.

  • @a.j.outlaster1222
    @a.j.outlaster1222 Рік тому +2

    4:15
    I was expecting him to say "One minute left..."

  • @CrashingThunder
    @CrashingThunder 2 роки тому +6

    You got me to not skip a sponsored segment. Good job lol.

  • @reda29100
    @reda29100 2 роки тому +2

    4:29 " But hey. It's just a sphere. A DYSON SPHERE! Thanks for watching!"

  • @nano7825
    @nano7825 2 роки тому +6

    This is way too accurate lmao

  • @Kami-mk7tu
    @Kami-mk7tu 2 роки тому +2

    SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

  • @mrt1473
    @mrt1473 2 роки тому +3

    I like how there is no time paradoxes. So accurate to the shows. There should be a paradox. Think about it. He tells the guy to make a time machine to save his brother. However when he comes back to the present his brother doesn’t die so he never confronts the engineer about making a time machine. But the time machine has to exist for his brother to be saved.

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 2 роки тому

      There's no such thing as a time paradox in that sense, as time doesn't loop backward retroactively (The time effects in Looper were pure garbage for that reason). It's always moving forward to the reality caused by the actions of the past.
      The machine was created in his past, and he travels forward to a new future, the only issue is that the engineer wouldn't have known him or why he was there, but he's either in a new dimension or a locally-modified version of our dimension.
      I prefer to think of it like loading an old save but you keep your character's progress for some reason, and overwrite your later saves where your character actually gained that progress.

  • @AlbinoJedi
    @AlbinoJedi 2 роки тому +1

    The background just helps with the joke that this is exactly what happens in The Flash all the time. It doesn't matter how outrageous something is, Cisco or Chester can make it.

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman 2 роки тому +3

    it would be funny to see what's going on inside the person's head matched with the amount of time that went by along with all the classes they did and hours they put in to get to that thought in the first place

  • @adrianokossoski9454
    @adrianokossoski9454 2 роки тому +2

    The last level of any engineering system in the films are the Nanomachines - from machine design, electronics, power generation, robotics, etc.

  • @wilurbean
    @wilurbean 2 роки тому +3

    As an student in engineering school rn, can confirm, we are on hammers rn

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 2 роки тому

      The hammer is the most useful tool in the shop, change my mind.

    • @bsodbsod7724
      @bsodbsod7724 2 роки тому

      Screwdriver / drill

  • @zuzannawalczak8178
    @zuzannawalczak8178 2 роки тому +1

    Is that The Flash background!!!!! Love it!

  • @NotHPotter
    @NotHPotter 2 роки тому +5

    If only this is what it's like in actual school.

  • @joehead4081
    @joehead4081 2 роки тому

    Seamless transition into the ad, I'm not even mad about it being halfway through the video

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman 2 роки тому +3

    I'm totally the engineer in my life - I am the person who creates dyson spheres, wormholes, etc. for all the companies that I invest in - the only difference is I pay them to have all this fun lol.

  • @verticallychallenged3457
    @verticallychallenged3457 2 роки тому +1

    I love how he just adds in the sponsorship to the spoof

  • @sungodmoth
    @sungodmoth 2 роки тому +5

    Fake, you didn't even calculate the eigenvalues of a mobius strip

  • @alejoSOTOful
    @alejoSOTOful 2 роки тому

    First video I ever see from this channel. Subscribed for that fantastic sponsored segment and segway.

  • @supersonicstyleatsonicspeed
    @supersonicstyleatsonicspeed 11 місяців тому +1

    I always thought a Dyson Sphere was just a Yugioh card labeled as Number 9. Turns out I was wrong.

  • @methodius1318
    @methodius1318 4 місяці тому

    I don't understand how he could make these things without a montage and epic background music.