All I do is hang out with psyche patients at work and little kids at home. It feels so good to hear you guys out, feels like I'm hanging out with "bros".
@@dudestop535 5 years sober. But it doesn't suck anymore. And it hasn't sucked for the last 4 years. These have been the most productive and happy years of my life tbh.
I do the same thing when I'm getting worn out during a workout: I think "I gotta' keep going because my wife or family member's life depends on it!!!" Lol... then I feel extra bad when I do finally throw in the towel.
This came at the absolute perfect time for me. Last night I got SAUCED/WASTED/FUCKED UP drinking. And I'm paying for it HARD today. I had to call out of work, I've been vomiting all damn day, been laying around wasting my day. My body doesn't have the energy to do anything and I absolutely detest myself and detest my body. Normally I am exercising, training almost everyday but today this hangover will not allow me. I've done some 5-7 mile races hung over, I've even trained bjj little tipsy but after this, I realize how much I am hurting my body and my health, my money and energy. I feel downright useless. Starting today though, I am going to begin my "Sober in October" and go even beyond that. I'm no longer getting super drunk and allowing myself to be vulnerable out in public. I'm cleaning up my act.
Tom Segura seems all grown and shit. I remember meeting him outside one of his shows and I bought his cd to have him sign it and he ripped it open with his teeth. He seemed cheerfully immature but now he seems like Dad.
lmao ain't nobody going to remember me or you. Did you feel accomplished? Worshipping a druggy like him just tells me where your at and knowing that the guy was a joke lets me know where I'm going.
These three are really good together, I can only imagine the three of them at a bar or club pounding beers and smoking ganja and just having a good time together.
"Ari has the strongest ethics." Also Ari : "Ofcourse I microdosed Bert without him knowing with a hardcore party drug, because he wouldn't take it like an adult."
Havent been sober from weed more than 2 days since i was 18 im almost 25 this shit is fr hard if you are as dependant on it as i am . a legit struggle epecially in wa state
@@ryneprince7113 Tom still only does these hack shows because he could live off publicity from being on JRE alone. I was actually kinda pissed when I found out Tom was buddy buddy with these clowns.
What I think when I’m working out is what I think Ali’s coach said; “go until you can’t do any more, and then do 10 more” so I go until I can’t do anymore, and then I do 10 more. so then I think “well I just did 10 more, so doesn’t that mean I could keep going? I have to do 10 more” and the I do 10 more etc. the constant confusion keeps me distracted until I actually can’t do any more. But then I do 10 more
Joe: It's about rape and murder. My heads filled with it. Stopping rapists, stopping murders, killing child molesters. That's what I think about killing bad people. Bert: When you work out? Joe: yeah that's what I do when I get tired. I think about saving someone I care about. I think about stopping someone who's gonna murder someone I love.
Joe is totally right about what to think about when you lose motivation to work out. To put it in a less vulgar way, this shit is life or death. Work out like your life depends on it
Blunts for the win, idk if it was swishers or backwoods i had once but theyre both really hard to get where I'm from and they were grape and they were amazing
Johnny Rock you are lucky that's kinda true otherwise I would stomp you out in that bathroom you took a pic in then give watermelon flavored chicken to you for recovery 😂🤣
Joe!!! (As if you read these) I swear when I'm exercising HARD or working in the dirt on my farm....I am literally burying PEDOPHILES in my mind! It drives me to just get the sadness out in a healthy way! 🔆
Hes so right tho. I do that too to get thru the last few reps. You have to out your self into a mindset of ripping someones head off and drinking out of the caps of their skull. It works!! Im totally following the sober october.. Just my own version, it makes a huge differnce.
I do the same thing as Joe sorta - when I'm at the gym and I'm tired and don't want to keep going I think of something that enrages me and it gives me the energy to finish a hard set. It doesn't work for everybody but it sure as well works for me.
you can do it man. I was hammered 4 nights a week for well over a decade. June 2017 I decided to go a month without booze and haven't had a drop since.
I know I think Joe and Ari are for sure gay or bi whatever and alot of Joe's friends probably are but Joe won't admit it ND he's married and has three kids lol
Joe Rogan buddy I love you to death your interested in things in life that matter and all around good guy but man I can see the gayness in you bro it's very obvious and it's obvious how you got out of your way to hide it in your manarisim s and your speech patterns just come out all ready I can only imagine how much happier you would be
RYT.. you should never be going all out 100% during any yoga practice. The point isn't to get a workout and sweat as much as you can, its about properly opening your body to unlock your mind. Medium effort through practice should be the goal, Joe.
“Ari has rock solid ethics”
Nearly spit out my drink
@@Garrett1240 was it ruffied??
@@Garrett1240 was there molly in it
As solid as the particulate being dissolved into my drink against my will ; )
I can't believe it's already been a year, I have no life.
Kal Sizzle but your beutiful
PlaceOfOrigin lol wtf
Same here! Rogan gets me through a lot of long days at work 😂
PlaceOfOrigin Yikes weirdo.
Kal Sizzle i started this sober october and said fuck it and hit my dab pen
“Ari has the strongest ethics”
*one month later*
Ari: “I had multiple fallback plans in case I wanted to cheat”
But he DIDNT cheat lol. Even tho he could’ve
And then drugged Bert
Smoking a blunt drinking a beer watching this, no sober October for me
Well ur an asshole (better luck next year)
he's an asshole for making a difference choice?
@@willywonders4454 why are you so hateful man? Don't you learn anything from Joe "treat everybody as if it was you living another life" Rogan?
Samw
Joe Blow November is sober month for me. No drinking smoking vaping or jerking off for a whole month. Wish me luck boys
“Rape and murder...” got me DEAD😂
Joe "Im gonna get so high on November 1st" Rogan
I prolly am too
Joe gonna get high on my birthday November 1st rogan
@markus lopez Hell yeah me too
Nothing like a 1 month cleanse the real pay off is when you take that first hit after it hits you like your first time back in high school :).
All I do is hang out with psyche patients at work and little kids at home. It feels so good to hear you guys out, feels like I'm hanging out with "bros".
Joe: Ari has ROCK SOLID ethics
*1 year later*
Joe: Yeah Ari that was pretty fucked up you shouldn’t have spiked berts drink
Joe "just smell it" Rogan
Sober October!
Joe " Let's talk about how high we'll get when it's over" Rogan
You guys inspired me to do Sober October. Today was my first day sober in 9 years.... Its sucks, lol.
how is it going?
@@dudestop535 5 years sober. But it doesn't suck anymore. And it hasn't sucked for the last 4 years. These have been the most productive and happy years of my life tbh.
Trying to stop smoking cigs. Already down to 2 a day. Was smoking a pack a day.
Nice work, dude. Keep it going, you'll love how good you feel
If you need some motivation, read “quit smoking now” worked for me
Just keep thinking how dirty tobacco tastes, let face it it tastes like crap.
Just stop.
Vape son
I do the same thing when I'm getting worn out during a workout: I think "I gotta' keep going because my wife or family member's life depends on it!!!" Lol... then I feel extra bad when I do finally throw in the towel.
Your wife's life wasn't worth that extra rep you sick fuck?!
I'm looking forward to CAN'T REMEMBER December personally. 😎
Calvin Roderick LOLLOLOL
This came at the absolute perfect time for me. Last night I got SAUCED/WASTED/FUCKED UP drinking. And I'm paying for it HARD today. I had to call out of work, I've been vomiting all damn day, been laying around wasting my day. My body doesn't have the energy to do anything and I absolutely detest myself and detest my body.
Normally I am exercising, training almost everyday but today this hangover will not allow me. I've done some 5-7 mile races hung over, I've even trained bjj little tipsy but after this, I realize how much I am hurting my body and my health, my money and energy. I feel downright useless.
Starting today though, I am going to begin my "Sober in October" and go even beyond that. I'm no longer getting super drunk and allowing myself to be vulnerable out in public. I'm cleaning up my act.
Loser
My boy Joe on them backwoods
Thank God you guys are doing this. I was starting to think they weren't going to. This makes it so much more awesome that we can all do this together.
Tom Segura seems all grown and shit. I remember meeting him outside one of his shows and I bought his cd to have him sign it and he ripped it open with his teeth. He seemed cheerfully immature but now he seems like Dad.
Good for him he manned up
Hes a mature mommy
Yeah. He doesn't gel with the immaturity of Bert, Joe and Ari.
Having kids will do that to some of us.
Gotta confuse the lungs with some tobacco and marijuana, right babe?
Riprich
Rich went out like a bitch
Tom Atos Atleast people will remember him. No one will know you....
lmao ain't nobody going to remember me or you. Did you feel accomplished?
Worshipping a druggy like him just tells me where your at and knowing that the guy was a joke lets me know where I'm going.
I love how you can give this reference and so many people understand it 😂😂😂 RIP Rich #5%
I’m doing Sober October this year. None of my friends are doing it so I’m glad Joe is doing it again.
Joe talking about how he's a "blunt man" makes it seem like he's trying to be some traveled, well versed man of culture.
Lol
lmaooooo rogan smoking backwoods lmaooo
I'm doing this with joe and my friends. Trying to get me a new job by the end of the year.
Joe "I'm a blunt man" Rogan! Hell yeah!👉💪👈
Joe" did too many shrooms now even blunts put me in a new dimension"Rogan😂
Who else will NOT be celebrating Sober October Part 2!?
Nor did i part 1
What are sober?
Didnt even hear about until now, too late I guess
ECO dom I’m thinking about trying it
I already failed and i dont drink on mondays
These three are really good together, I can only imagine the three of them at a bar or club pounding beers and smoking ganja and just having a good time together.
Joe Rogaine
😂😂
"Ari has the strongest ethics."
Also Ari : "Ofcourse I microdosed Bert without him knowing with a hardcore party drug, because he wouldn't take it like an adult."
Was a full dose big dog
@@suckmynose000 he said it was 3/4 of a dose. So definitely not a micro dose but less than a full dose
Sober October!!!!!! I'm in.
People trash talkin joe rogan have never seen him throw kicks. I wanna get stoned with joe rogan.
Yayyy sober October send some to the ones who aren’t partaking for the month if there’s a lot shit sucks here in upstate NY
What part of "smoke weed everyday" aren't you guys understanding?😂
Polskaboy33 some people have jobs.
@@bhillis99 How do jobs stop people toking.
Gillenz Fluff random drug test.
@@bhillis99 oh yeah they wouldn't do that at the jobs I worked because they would have had to sack half of the workforce.
@@bhillis99 You do realize not all jobs piss test
They all need to go October without haircuts,could you imagine Joe with Gallagher hair 😂
I love how Joe is smoking woods/natural leaves now lol. I love the taste/smell of some top shelf rolled in a backwood.
I do 30 days sober till december 27thish for a job i orefer to be sober at.
But you cats make me want to go sober with you.
Starting tomorrow.
Lalala~
Ur too late. Starts on the first asshole. Lol
cats making me get sober too bro. . la Bamba
so did you start?
@@liamstanley6719 indeed it has begun. Can't wait for Nov. 1
@@liamstanley6719 indeed I have started. The furiousness has begun!
Havent been sober from weed more than 2 days since i was 18 im almost 25 this shit is fr hard if you are as dependant on it as i am . a legit struggle epecially in wa state
So bender November is next month right guys?
Sober October. I'll drink to that
fuck yes joe, thats the mindset you need to go full out everyday.
Joe "blunts put you in a new dimension" rogan
kotton mouth dude that is so funny I'm dead🤣😂 Joe" did too many shrooms now everything puts me in a new dimension"Rogan
I just bought a quarter of an ounce I can’t not smoke now joe !
October is the best month to get wasted !
Their excitement got me pumped to try sober October this year.
Aye blunts all day ma boi!
That is extreme man, the reaction of Burt is funny
I'm joining you guys on this one.
Joe didnt look at Bert not even once in this video
What?
Wtf are you even watching the video
2:00
The lack of eye contatc is obvious,it's like Joe doesn't take anything Bert says serious.
@@ryneprince7113 Tom still only does these hack shows because he could live off publicity from being on JRE alone. I was actually kinda pissed when I found out Tom was buddy buddy with these clowns.
What I think when I’m working out is what I think Ali’s coach said; “go until you can’t do any more, and then do 10 more” so I go until I can’t do anymore, and then I do 10 more. so then I think “well I just did 10 more, so doesn’t that mean I could keep going? I have to do 10 more” and the I do 10 more etc. the constant confusion keeps me distracted until I actually can’t do any more. But then I do 10 more
Sober October? Im rolling a joint right now.
What app did they use for the exercise challenge
Joe: It's about rape and murder. My heads filled with it. Stopping rapists, stopping murders, killing child molesters. That's what I think about killing bad people.
Bert: When you work out?
Joe: yeah that's what I do when I get tired. I think about saving someone I care about. I think about stopping someone who's gonna murder someone I love.
“ Last year I did comedy and nobody knew what I was talking about” I thought this was common knowledge?
"Ari has rock solid ethics" I think Bert would disagree with that
Owen Benjamin says whats up.
Joe rogan fully became batman in this segment
Joe is totally right about what to think about when you lose motivation to work out. To put it in a less vulgar way, this shit is life or death. Work out like your life depends on it
Blunts for the win, idk if it was swishers or backwoods i had once but theyre both really hard to get where I'm from and they were grape and they were amazing
Ari has "rock solid ethics" and also spiked Bert's drink. Hahaha
This is my 1st Sober October. Have a few for me. Cheers
I can't do this sober shit. I get annoyed being sober at work I snap because people be on some bullshit let alone going a whole month.
“If it ain’t a backwood, it ain’t all that good”
Dude in the Russian suit looks like an old version of the epic meal time guy.
Tom segura?
So adiddas sports jacket is a Russian suit now?😂
@@Slav-In-MN yes...yes it is
Johnny Rock you are lucky that's kinda true otherwise I would stomp you out in that bathroom you took a pic in then give watermelon flavored chicken to you for recovery 😂🤣
u wot mate 🇲🇩🇺🇦🇷🇺
SH*T GOT DEEP REAL FAST!
I was there last Halloween. You were barely talking lol
Bruh this year did go by fast damn I didn't do shit yet again lol
7:00 Joe ''' I was pegged brutally '' Rogan
I'm been doing sober October since like August
Forrest Trump! Dig the name.Sounds like somebody has been doing idiot August right?
You need some cash, Bro?
Joe!!! (As if you read these) I swear when I'm exercising HARD or working in the dirt on my farm....I am literally burying PEDOPHILES in my mind! It drives me to just get the sadness out in a healthy way! 🔆
I would do the whole “sober October” thing but my birthdays in October, and I’ll be damned if I’m not wrecked before that nights over
Shit I forgot. I'll start now. Never too late to be better
Joe is a superhero
Oh come on man that's No Fun , No Coffee either then...
My nigga Rogan mess with the backwoods!👊🏽
WTF ALREADY ONE YEAR I ALSO HAVE NO LIFE LOL
Joe Rogan the real life superhero, "BluntMan"
Best group ever
The name of the movie with Val Kilmer is Tombstone Joe not Wyatt Earp
Damn Joe smokin Barewoods now
He don’t discriminate lol🔥
Hes so right tho. I do that too to get thru the last few reps. You have to out your self into a mindset of ripping someones head off and drinking out of the caps of their skull. It works!! Im totally following the sober october.. Just my own version, it makes a huge differnce.
Wheres the full episode ?
I smoke weed,hop on the treadmill, and watch joe rogan everyday. Then i think about bad evil people and i hit the punching bag.
alldoe510 sound like a fucking loser. You don’t have a job huh
Joe smoking woods damnnn
damn i know blunts taste like shit
What is he fitness tracker they are using for sober October?
I do the same thing as Joe sorta - when I'm at the gym and I'm tired and don't want to keep going I think of something that enrages me and it gives me the energy to finish a hard set. It doesn't work for everybody but it sure as well works for me.
I failed last year 11 days in. Trying again this year. Let's get it
you can do it man. I was hammered 4 nights a week for well over a decade. June 2017 I decided to go a month without booze and haven't had a drop since.
I'm doing it this month and beyond. You got my support fully.
@PlaceOfOrigin duh. (Why do u think I'm doing Sober October)
@@DanYellowZena thnks man
You can do it dude. Go for it!
Where is Alex Jones? I thought he was scheduled for September. At least he has bisexual Bert on.
I know I think Joe and Ari are for sure gay or bi whatever and alot of Joe's friends probably are but Joe won't admit it ND he's married and has three kids lol
And I hope to God he has Alex Jones on man!!!!
Joe Rogan buddy I love you to death your interested in things in life that matter and all around good guy but man I can see the gayness in you bro it's very obvious and it's obvious how you got out of your way to hide it in your manarisim s and your speech patterns just come out all ready I can only imagine how much happier you would be
Zach Sutton you seem like one of those bi guys who says gay shit all the time us straight guys notice gays like you because we never say gay stuff😂
Zach Sutton my point to you is Joe is not gay, but the moment at 6:05 is lmao
Joe "I think about protecting people I care about" Rogan
Workouts Kool. Booze bad burt
What app are they tracking their fitness bet with?
There is no way Bert sticks with this one
Q Crew
Who’s Bert?
I was like an hour in on the stream when it ended, where is the upload?
RYT.. you should never be going all out 100% during any yoga practice. The point isn't to get a workout and sweat as much as you can, its about properly opening your body to unlock your mind. Medium effort through practice should be the goal, Joe.
That sounds gay, do Broga instead. You aren't cool until you can do a handstand while balancing 5 plates on your feet on top of 4 dumbbells.
It's about whatever you want it to be about. #freedom
I knew he didnt inhale
Bert "Pretty Good Roll Bunt" Kreischer
Rogan is on Instagram claiming he invented sober October last year when people have been doing it for about a decade hahahaha
Joe "Animalistic Fury" Rogan
Joe "The Pacific northwest is massive, Bigfoot could be hiding there" Rogan
I’m toasted as fuck watching this