awkward title op -------------------------------- Server: mc.hypixel.net Resource Pack: www.dropbox.com/sh/cfuwf9qi06... Twitter: / technothepig Will I add you as a friend? No
7:58 You don't know that combo? Rod ---> Sword drop? It's the best combo in the game, you automatically do 20 hearts of damage if you manage to hit it. You're lucky he missed the combo.
The game has changed over the course of a year, all of a sudden all these sweaty pvp gods fall from the heavens and destroy us all. I can't really explain it.
Hi techno, keep up to good work! Nice vid, could you plz roast Mineplex? They updated their clans, I have not tested it out yet, but I really liked your video you did on Mineplex clans. Also the inspiration video was the best video yet. I will scream if you reply.
The other day I was watching your vids and asked myself: how are you so good at skywars if you suck (not rly tho) at pvp? I thought: maybe the texture pack is the key to success. I downloaded it, and guess what happened. I got 11 kills on the first game I played using the pack. I FIGURED IT OUT TECHNO (I'm Lithuanian, don't judge my name pls i big fna)
tehnoblade omg omg, i was playing with me friend in uhc and we decided to use your skin, and we won using your skin first try, it was our first uhc win! omg technoblade ur skin is good fortune
Omg everyone has to relax..TECHNOBLADE DOES NOT HAVE REACH!! There is a sensible reason to this. Let me explain. So techno has a keyboard...he puts his hands on the keyboard, that keyboard is connected to his computer, which is connected to his monitor, which he plays/runs minecraft on. So the game senses that techno has really freakin sexy elbows, which means he has long arms, because really you cant have chubby arms with sexy elbows (no offense intended). Therefore the game senses that techno has long arms with REALLY sexy elbows, so they give him a further reach (called negative ping) Anyways that is besides the point. So yeah the game knows that he must have a long ass reach irl so they give him a long ass reach in game. Its really simple if you think about it, hope this helps! -The absolute sexiest person ever PS. I am sexy
10:26 yes. It does. Because... Well... You're in his point of view, so although everything you're witnessing is in real time, it ain't, you've slowed down time. 👽😏
@@snxwy255 I could never get gold div it's impossible for me cuh, it's either iron div which is really hard to get, or stone. Even iron div is a stretch :p
@@hypermangi8265 nah man I started watching vids from people like Steww and diboof and others, and I got gold for the first time ever. I only got stone before that. RIP ranked.
The saddest part is that SkyWars is no longer a casual game by means of tryhards who get ideas from videos like yours (I love your videos, don't get me wrong, it's just sad)
7:58 You don't know that combo? Rod ---> Sword drop? It's the best combo in the game, you automatically do 20 hearts of damage if you manage to hit it. You're lucky he missed the combo.
+I am Cow oh dang i'd better learn this
Technoblade xD
+I am Cow Are you my fellow cow brethren?
Oh that one ohhh that's how I got one shotted once on ranked xD
+I am Cow is that real or a joke
If ranked sw was this easy right now
Ikr
It is
*laughs in 2020*
Random 4eva ?
Technoblade never dies thats why hes so good and he always is up against people who got the game 1 second ago
First episode of rank skywars,
Technoblade 2k16 "Welcome guys to another game of ranked skywars"
"another"
+Test Subject my reaction when people cut out the second half of the sentence and then act like i messed up
Test Subject hi
r/murderedbywords
@@mircealopataru3860 Haha yes
We miss you techno
😢
you never even watched his old videos, now you’re acting like you care, such a fake fan
@@ToggleSpeedbro chill, how does him watching his old videos after he died mean he’s never watched them before?
@@ToggleSpeedbro what
I run into the sweaty people while techno runs into the newbies
The game has changed over the course of a year, all of a sudden all these sweaty pvp gods fall from the heavens and destroy us all. I can't really explain it.
AdVirus pot players discovering skywars
AdVirus same
He doesn’t face noobs lol he’s just good
ego he kind of does, but that’s mostly because this game has match making and i assume he only just began playing lol
3:36 This isn't the real Techno, he'd never apologize for his upload schedule.
This is the 'old' techno who did daily uploads at some point.
duck : quack
translation : have my ducklings
Aisha Akhtar what does this have to do with anything
@@coryvcx laughed more than i should have at this
WOW ITS AMAZING! I love you SkyWars! More pls!)
Hi techno, keep up to good work! Nice vid, could you plz roast Mineplex? They updated their clans, I have not tested it out yet, but I really liked your video you did on Mineplex clans. Also the inspiration video was the best video yet. I will scream if you reply.
0:23 I thought I was the only one who did that block placement for that jump. Now I don't feel accomplish :(
Thank you Technoblade
This is incredibly chill in comparison to a Sackboy_Clank5 video, or any ranked skyward sweattuber
now this is insane...i love it
This vid popped on my recommended. I'm crying
"The problem with ----" was a very common sentence in this video. :P Though, I agree with the points you were making with those sentences.
I supposed to be playing hypixel but this one player keeps yelling STREEEEEENGH
Pollux -Minecraft & More LOOLOL
Skywars was my favourite type of videos for Techno to make
Me too man, im going down memory lane and so grateful for him being a part of our childhoods
Techno is King of SkyWars very good match!!
goodbye technoblade and goodbye ranked skywars... may he rest in peace...
Watching this in 2018.
Man it's changed a lot.
please make more ranked skywars videos i love them so much
#BringBackTownOfSalem
ye plz
YAAAAAAS
plz
+RiceBall Mc agreed
PLEASE
5:35 Techno is so good that he SPAWNS at mid.
ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT "UH UH UH" at 1:40? Creepy af
Nygerian wtf yea
lol it just came out of nowhere
it was just Techno
thats techno saying that
Oh god
im still waiting for ranked 50v50
That would be the best
That would be amazing
SkyWars would become a War in the Sky.
Not just a SkyMiniBattles
SuchNerdy still waiting?
SuchNerdy bruh why tank look so easy??
The other day I was watching your vids and asked myself: how are you so good at skywars if you suck (not rly tho) at pvp? I thought: maybe the texture pack is the key to success. I downloaded it, and guess what happened. I got 11 kills on the first game I played using the pack. I FIGURED IT OUT TECHNO (I'm Lithuanian, don't judge my name pls i big fna)
+Povilas Dapšys NO DON'T REVEAL MY SECRET
IK ITS TRUE ITS THE SAME WITH ME XD
time to download the texture pack xD
+Technoblade can you give me the link or name plz?
+thomas martel it's in the description
Yay more rank skywars
Great video so far!
I miss those days in ranked...
Technoblade never dies
tehnoblade omg omg, i was playing with me friend in uhc and we decided to use your skin, and we won using your skin first try, it was our first uhc win! omg technoblade ur skin is good fortune
"Welcome guys to ANOTHER episode of ranked skywars, but this is my first ranked skywars episode". WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????????
ayyyy techno my dude can you ask the admins to make it so that ranked games go towards solo quests
thanks pal
"budderbacca24"
classic technoblade
I luv this guys vids
6:02 "What are you doing with your life" Hahahahha
The keyboard sounds so satisfying
HE SPENT HIS SOULS
2020: ranked skywars badlion & lunar top ranked players and pvp legends
Technoblade is over here fighting 1300's that are blind, and don't have hands, while I'm over here at 1000 fighting previous masters div players.
Omg everyone has to relax..TECHNOBLADE DOES NOT HAVE REACH!! There is a sensible reason to this. Let me explain. So techno has a keyboard...he puts his hands on the keyboard, that keyboard is connected to his computer, which is connected to his monitor, which he plays/runs minecraft on. So the game senses that techno has really freakin sexy elbows, which means he has long arms, because really you cant have chubby arms with sexy elbows (no offense intended). Therefore the game senses that techno has long arms with REALLY sexy elbows, so they give him a further reach (called negative ping) Anyways that is besides the point. So yeah the game knows that he must have a long ass reach irl so they give him a long ass reach in game.
Its really simple if you think about it, hope this helps!
-The absolute sexiest person ever
PS. I am sexy
Uh Lol? XD
Makes sense
10:26 yes. It does. Because... Well... You're in his point of view, so although everything you're witnessing is in real time, it ain't, you've slowed down time. 👽😏
GG!
yay Technobae
There is always a dude that falls into the void at the start
It is relaxing!1!!1
6 years later, the game is gone and so is he
Awesome :D
I really like the sound of the noisy keyboard :)
TECHNOly you have time, hehehe😂😂
rip petworker
Also, play some TNT Games... Any will do but I noticed you have some experience in Wizards. As do I :3
im going to comment before the video is over cause i feel like it
Rip techno ☹️
Techno, whats ur opinion on hunter? did you have a word in the Nerf! Cause I was gonna buy a rank for Hunter X as It was actually pretty Good kit..
Oh now I know Techno is budderbacca24 himself
i remember the days when u could talk in ranked sw and had to unlock the kits
I wish ranked skywars was still this easy.
Ikr
Champion perk is the only legendary perk I have gotten 4 times. Yet you have yet to get it once.
techno just talking about his mic setup lmao XD
Keep the loud keyboard and the mouse close to the mic I love both of those sounds
I love the sound of the keyboard idk why
You are a god of skywars :)))
It was so funny when he said my upload schedule might be a bit bad this week it now this year lmao
You thought last year was bad? *laughs in 2022*
Those clicks...
The framerate is so beautiful :D
I saw you on Hypixel yesterday :3
Rip ranked man 😔
YESYESYES
what do u use to record ur vids? they're amazing btw!!
+Jamie Jh whats that?
great video
Ranked 😎
Hey Mr.Technoblade Nice shirt man!!!!
Good explosuon
TOWN OF SALEM
YES
YESSS
+Jocarjo72 123 YESSD
+TacticalCraze You must be new here.
+TacticalCraze He means you probably haven't seen techno play TOS, because techno - if anything - doesn't play slow.
9:40 That's Donalds son
He learned from his dad
Like how techno just used all of his money on ranked pearks and kits
Lowed viewed vid of technobalde
Rest easy king
TECHNO I LOVE YOU
4 years later, ranked is still infested with cheaters
Bruuh when i strafe im allways dead, when technoblade strafe :pentakill ez :DDD
imagine having a family
Mega walls and Town Of Saleum needs to comeback ;n;
Wanted to see if Technoblade played ranked sw, and indeed he has! His voice 👽🥺 Wanted to see the legend himself play sum ranked sw 👽😎
same:( i just started playing ranked when i heard it was leaving and i have like 700 elo
@@snxwy255 I could never get gold div it's impossible for me cuh, it's either iron div which is really hard to get, or stone. Even iron div is a stretch :p
@@hypermangi8265 nah man I started watching vids from people like Steww and diboof and others, and I got gold for the first time ever. I only got stone before that. RIP ranked.
@@SfindIrshAp AAAYYYY STEWWW 👽🤪
@@SfindIrshAp U my friend unlocked n o s t a l g i a✨ 👽🤪
Town of Salem? Isn't that the witch trial drama shit back in 1600 or something?
Technoblade does ranked so easily and I'm here who can't even win regular skywars...
He was playing two years before you did in this video. Minecraft in general and also skyward specifically became a lot sweatier I’m the time.
@@jacobperron7639 yeah i know and so did i lol im a sweat now still cant get masters division tho D:
@@jacobperron7639 always so close
"in the top .02" extra is in the .01 percent he is a god
so you are extremely good.
that is also true, i got it wrong he is in the 0.01 percent
no i was right the first time he is in the 0.1 percent
2:10 that dude thought it was a grappling hook
Me ah yes i rage and i yell and im NOT GOOD
tenchonoblade us apes STRONG
MOAR
Is saw techno on hypixel unexpected:3
Hey .+Technoblade plz answer me will you do a setup vid cuz my set up sucks plz answer
LOOK AT HIM NOW
Baby Techno
remember when ranked was this easy
When you start to wonder how techno got masters and you watch this vid. Oh yeah people were really bad 1 year ago
ye
technoblade your a god at pvp
Copyboy Maak agreed my dude
You're
when he said sky wars is casual
yeah sure
Use TechnoGrenade for ranked skywars.
The saddest part is that SkyWars is no longer a casual game by means of tryhards who get ideas from videos like yours (I love your videos, don't get me wrong, it's just sad)
Yyyyyyyyeeeeeeessssss
I'm not even kidding I got champion perk on my 3rd soul well after the update :)