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  • @Factsovafiction
    @Factsovafiction Рік тому +7

    Asslamwalkum Toon Islam saved a young Crip life from the city to the Deen

  • @samsevan
    @samsevan Рік тому +37

    I'm laughing too hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i can't help it

  • @heemladen5872
    @heemladen5872 Рік тому +23

    For those who fast the right way, staying away from food and drink is easy, staying away from ur desires is the hard part…

    • @FullyAutomaticAddict410
      @FullyAutomaticAddict410 Рік тому +3

      Exactly!!!💯

    • @knewyork
      @knewyork 6 місяців тому

      Prison makes it hard to fast the right wat

    • @heemladen5872
      @heemladen5872 6 місяців тому +1

      @@knewyork no it doesn’t, it’s easier to fast in prison the right way than out here. U don’t have to look at women, u don’t have the pressure of working to pay bills, etc. what are u talking about?

    • @LeilaJasmillia-ne4uo
      @LeilaJasmillia-ne4uo 5 місяців тому

      Alhamdulillah

    • @esotericknowledge111
      @esotericknowledge111 28 днів тому

      ​@@knewyorknah homie it makes it easier

  • @garysyphax3562
    @garysyphax3562 Рік тому +26

    I'm Muslim also this story is very funny the way toon tell it.U have to be strong when U embrace Islam.

  • @somethingkool6867
    @somethingkool6867 10 місяців тому +5

    Lmfao ! Allah phone wasn’t working lmfao I’m crying 😂😂😂

  • @paroleviolater3145
    @paroleviolater3145 Рік тому +18

    Big brother Khalil The Village Story Teller.....🤣🤣🤣

  • @dnicecrossland8793
    @dnicecrossland8793 Рік тому +11

    Toon once again you got me crying, you said you can come get this rug😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he said I’m famished😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @UprightSpitta
      @UprightSpitta 5 місяців тому

      Famished 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @supgloserv
    @supgloserv Рік тому +31

    Toon ... the moment you brought up Ramadan, I started crying laughing 'cause i knew where this was going. I'm still laughing, man. This story took me out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @donskeezy4042
      @donskeezy4042 Рік тому +1

      Yep I knew it too. Lol!!! I'm at work rolling.

    • @WestSideBarson
      @WestSideBarson Рік тому +2

      Yup lol. May Allah make our Ramadan easy.

    • @pharoah1200
      @pharoah1200 Рік тому +1

      I already knew too 😂😂😂

  • @WarHammer1989
    @WarHammer1989 Рік тому +5

    I really respect your honesty on this. Funny as hell

  • @axtionjaxon
    @axtionjaxon Рік тому +7

    man when you said you broke the sound barrier running back into the cell had me rollin 😂😂😂

  • @hatedsaints
    @hatedsaints Рік тому +3

    The clap and point is yours OG! Glad it’s back!

  • @StephaneMBoua
    @StephaneMBoua Рік тому +5

    Peace out big toon, all the way from Ivory Coast 🇨🇮 West Africa

  • @KenSWP
    @KenSWP Рік тому +87

    I’m Muslim and I laughed this whole video at work and I been there my first Ramadan but it gets easier much love big toon 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾🫡 salute

    • @Alhamdulillah1446-Tauhid1
      @Alhamdulillah1446-Tauhid1 Рік тому +8

      Alhamdulillah

    • @ensley97
      @ensley97 Рік тому +6

      I'm Muslim as well brother. Preparing as we speak🤲🏾. But Cartoon had me cryin lol

    • @StephaneMBoua
      @StephaneMBoua Рік тому

      Geah, did too 😂😂😂

    • @keithdudley9199
      @keithdudley9199 Рік тому

      The fact he done got the food and said I'm be good I'm do right 😂. Sound like a kid☠️😭

    • @heemladen5872
      @heemladen5872 Рік тому +8

      May Allah reward everyone with a easy and very rewarding Ramadan and may Allah forgive us for all our sins Allahumma Ameen

  • @pillbinladen434
    @pillbinladen434 Рік тому +7

    Ramadan is very fun for me. Challenging yourself

  • @pasadena4443
    @pasadena4443 Рік тому +20

    Man your brilliance as a story teller is amazing fam .

  • @derricktheruler8780
    @derricktheruler8780 Рік тому +5

    Toon! You a stone cold fool! Had me dying on this one!!!🤣🤣🤣✌🏾👍🏾 Couldn't stop laughing...

  • @whayes8084
    @whayes8084 Рік тому +5

    Boy I swear I ain’t laughed this hard in a minute. 😂 “ you can come get this Koran, this little rug. Take me off that list!” 😂

  • @sonofthebigguyenemyofcornp4403

    Once I started listening I couldn’t stop. Just subbed!!

  • @dray206
    @dray206 Рік тому +5

    Toon u so funny 🤣, I swear the best comedy is when someone is keeping it real, and not trying to be funny 🙏🏾

  • @tudy7487
    @tudy7487 7 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂😂 I'm at work LMAO @ this story... people think I done lost my mind.

  • @charlesjohnson9723
    @charlesjohnson9723 Рік тому +5

    This one had me cryin I was laughin so hard… You a fool big Toon… 😂😂😂😂

  • @UprightSpitta
    @UprightSpitta 5 місяців тому +1

    Kno he the truth when I’m eating noodles 🍜 just watching and laughing 😭😭🫡✊🏾. Dude REALLY got a gift. Went thru EVERYTHING all for THIS. Straight from the living room. No fakes. No edits 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🖤 I can’t wait for dat 100,000

  • @yoyo3526
    @yoyo3526 Рік тому +3

    Yo.. Kaliell..I'm driving home laughing n cracking up...this is one of yours best storie yet...foe showww

  • @willg1741
    @willg1741 Рік тому +8

    Toon you got the best stories on UA-cam hands down I look forward to hearing your stories everyday

    • @SuperYoyoitsme
      @SuperYoyoitsme Рік тому

      Og percey (jewell didn't know she might need somebody one day)

    • @SuperYoyoitsme
      @SuperYoyoitsme Рік тому

      Cartoon funny AF
      28 yrs. THX 4 doin my time

    • @Jumpzobw
      @Jumpzobw 5 місяців тому

      💯🎯

  • @jeromelangston6195
    @jeromelangston6195 Рік тому +2

    Big Cartoons now that was a Hella funny. Your content be off the meat rack lol. I support you one hundred percent. Keep pushing forward. Salute.

  • @durtdogg34
    @durtdogg34 Рік тому +2

    Good story 💯💯💯
    Big Unc!!!
    Always get a kick out da story’s!!!

  • @tyronestephenson3853
    @tyronestephenson3853 Рік тому +4

    Happy the clap is back og.💯🎯🤜🏿🤛🏿

  • @charlesmoore5178
    @charlesmoore5178 Рік тому +2

    One of the best story you told had me crying

  • @King_Kong_
    @King_Kong_ Рік тому +9

    I laughed the whole video unc!! I knew exactly what was Finna go down 😂😂😂😂

    • @n.c.307
      @n.c.307 Рік тому +1

      So did I.😂

  • @idhla
    @idhla Рік тому +4

    I love your channel and laughed from beginning to end. My first channel that I laughed so much! Keep it up Kartoon.

  • @dvance201240
    @dvance201240 Рік тому +9

    Ramadan broke you toon😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Bra you got me crying bra😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tawh3edF1rst
    @Tawh3edF1rst Рік тому +7

    Al hamdulillah, this made me so grateful that after embracing Islam I never gave myself a way out… may Allah make me firm upon His religion

  • @chocolateprincess5612
    @chocolateprincess5612 Рік тому +2

    "I'm famished"😂😂😂

  • @jamesseals5007
    @jamesseals5007 9 місяців тому +1

    you gotta be able to make it through the hunger pains, a new level of clarity is on the other side where the hunger no longer effects you......

  • @WellDressed_
    @WellDressed_ Рік тому +3

    “just give me a sack lunch”😂😂😂 nah toon i feel u. i never been locked up but my hunger has turned into anger before 😂😂😂😂

  • @d.bradley1226
    @d.bradley1226 Рік тому +10

    You so animated telling this story, it made me wanna send you some pizza😂😂

    • @johnpirate9501
      @johnpirate9501 Рік тому +1

      Toon damner an alligator the way he explained this

  • @JoFerrow
    @JoFerrow Рік тому +3

    Toon was wit the Muslims but still banged out…telling the brothers to call him Akbar…cause the “A” for Avalon!! 😂

  • @7eventhpharoah530
    @7eventhpharoah530 Рік тому +4

    They sprayed with that “sssss” I hollared UHHH-AAAHHHHHH 😂😂

  • @royalconstrictor0005
    @royalconstrictor0005 Рік тому +3

    Hilarious Big Toon!!! My stomach hurts 😂

  • @n.c.307
    @n.c.307 Рік тому +1

    This up there with the snake story. Love your funny stories. They're the best.

  • @jp-uno
    @jp-uno Рік тому +4

    Toon always got a funny story about food 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigkev8711
    @bigkev8711 Рік тому +2

    Big Toon….you had me laughing throughout this blog 😂😂😂😂, I feel ya, I gots to eat.

  • @terence4265
    @terence4265 4 місяці тому

    Much love cartoon 53 from Detroit you tell good 💯 azz stories had me 😂😂😂 24:35

  • @malcolmmccrory2200
    @malcolmmccrory2200 Рік тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣big toon this story just made my day cuzz. I really needed that laugh

  • @patwilliams8367
    @patwilliams8367 7 місяців тому +1

    Big homie you got me sniggling too hard on this. Especially when you said you can come get this lil rug and that you didn't know what you were doing lol... 😂😂

    • @Jumpzobw
      @Jumpzobw 5 місяців тому +1

      You just taught me the word “ Sniggling “ on mistake 😂😭 Now I wanna try it

    • @patwilliams8367
      @patwilliams8367 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Jumpzobw no mistake brother I use that word all the time lol

    • @UprightSpitta
      @UprightSpitta 5 місяців тому +1

      @@patwilliams8367I’m corrected 🫡😭😭

  • @bigkeezo
    @bigkeezo Рік тому +6

    You can come get this lil rug 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @BlayzMonet
    @BlayzMonet Рік тому +9

    This was funny as HELL !!! 😂😂😂 Peanut butter sammiches and a few cookies is all it took to tame the beast TEMPORARILY 😂

  • @BillyOnDaBoards
    @BillyOnDaBoards Рік тому +7

    Lol, I feel you OG. Them hunger pains are a serious thing 😂

    • @chadtep7571
      @chadtep7571 Рік тому +2

      Not trying to be the grammar police but it's hunger pangs fam.

  • @DiegoQSmall
    @DiegoQSmall Рік тому +1

    Bro this is one of the funniest stories I ever heard in my life 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂

  • @Robloxguy3999
    @Robloxguy3999 7 місяців тому +1

    Shotout from D.C.Im at work crying laughing cuz he called the prayer The Whole Hookup...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @skyhilbert7102
    @skyhilbert7102 Рік тому +3

    "look here Allah..... I'm honegry!! Classic!!

    • @canonaler
      @canonaler 7 місяців тому

      Lmfao I died at this

    • @dallasfluff3347
      @dallasfluff3347 3 місяці тому

      “Manifest me something “😂

  • @MsLCPYT
    @MsLCPYT Рік тому +1

    I’m glad you brought the clap 👏🏾 back toon…😃Man this story got me crying..😂😂😂😂😂They didn’t have to mace you like that, they could’ve just gave you the food in the first place…po thang,😂😂😂

  • @antoniolavender8725
    @antoniolavender8725 Рік тому +2

    💯O.G..Cartoon...big homie..ur 2 funny wit yo drops...Maine..u be havn me trippn...but..I knoe u stories be real doe...I respect dat..4sho foo..💯..luv an respect ta ya... shout-out ta dat big A Gang..

  • @marlonhillard1965
    @marlonhillard1965 Місяць тому

    I know u ain't no comedian big patna but this is one of the funniest videos by far, O.G. 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @InnocentUntil718
    @InnocentUntil718 Рік тому +3

    Bruh. This is WILD 🤣😅🤣🤣🤣. I'm dying

  • @roemel14
    @roemel14 Рік тому +3

    I fw it but nah gang “ you back with the clap” is crazy

    • @roemel14
      @roemel14 Рік тому

      Chlamydia is known as the clap down south

    • @UprightSpitta
      @UprightSpitta 5 місяців тому

      Pissing flames 🔥📛♨️😭😭😭

  • @alexford3842
    @alexford3842 Рік тому +1

    Big Toon it’s time fa standup comedy😂😂😂😂😂 bruh!!!

  • @mazeratifox7208
    @mazeratifox7208 Рік тому +2

    Hunger pains in jail are way different than on the street smh. Nothing to occupy that mind boredom equals hunger for most ppl

  • @fuquaneasterling1190
    @fuquaneasterling1190 Рік тому

    Big Partner you Crazy...you had me rolling...😅😅😅

  • @solomons5669
    @solomons5669 6 місяців тому +2

    Islam is for the true believers of God.

  • @darealdcwaggz
    @darealdcwaggz Рік тому +3

    That clap is you OG......got me doing it when the video come on and shit too👏🏽 😂

  • @BreezyBoy
    @BreezyBoy Рік тому +1

    Dis yo funniest 1😂😂😂😂😂

  • @burhanisrafaelbel6
    @burhanisrafaelbel6 Рік тому +2

    Big toon fast with us couple days this Ramadan 😂 we need a reaction video about you trying it

  • @cheezesaints
    @cheezesaints Рік тому +9

    Tomorrow is Ramadan!. Inshallah you will be fasting with us 😁. I feel that you jumped into Islam full blown. I hope you give it another shot but with baby steps this time. Do as much little things as you can 😁.
    In fact Ramadan is not easy for all muslims. Some muslims don't fast it's too hard for them. And some try their best to fast but always fail. And some only start fasting after 30 to 40 years later lol.

    • @UprightSpitta
      @UprightSpitta 5 місяців тому

      Can definitely tell u got a good genuine spirit 🫡🫡🙏🏾🙏🏾🖤

  • @hustle.dinero
    @hustle.dinero Рік тому +6

    16:11 😂😂😂 Big Toon tapped out!!

  • @Clipsmedia4
    @Clipsmedia4 Рік тому +2

    "Jail is a young black man's college" is one of the most ignorant statements I’ve ever heard. You could've said it's a young man that's in the streets college but not a young black man. You better than that bruh

    • @supgloserv
      @supgloserv Рік тому

      I do feel what you're saying, but this is a man who has spent the majority of his adult life behind bars. That has to negatively affect how you see the world, to some degree.

  • @blacklegacyentertainment5757
    @blacklegacyentertainment5757 6 місяців тому +1

    I saw the title and said "Let me plug my phone up this gonna be good" 😅

  • @khalilallah29
    @khalilallah29 9 місяців тому +1

    Fasting is not for the weak.

  • @detroitthedancer2684
    @detroitthedancer2684 Рік тому +2

    Big brudda Khalil 🕌🛐🧎‍♂️👳‍♂️

  • @germxv
    @germxv Рік тому +2

    Went back to that poor righteous teachers...rocc this funky joint! No doubt. Yo, this one right here was too funny. Shout out to those that are disciplined enough to maintain through it.

  • @mrbolliione235
    @mrbolliione235 Рік тому +1

    This had me dying toon...... Good job bro 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BreezyBoy
    @BreezyBoy Рік тому +2

    He said I'm ready 2 bite 1 of yall 😂😂😂ohh shit 😆

  • @TKvsSTYLEE
    @TKvsSTYLEE Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂 I think I ate the paper the bag!!!!

  • @ernesthopkins4508
    @ernesthopkins4508 Рік тому +1

    Cuz I’m rolling 😂 you be having me craccing up 😂

  • @MyChannel-t1j
    @MyChannel-t1j Рік тому

    We called it flying a kite when we sent contraband from cell to cell . One time the guys pulled over the fan to mess with staff

  • @BJScrill
    @BJScrill Рік тому +1

    Another good one Toon. 👍

  • @Cillyloc1930
    @Cillyloc1930 Рік тому

    I was in t.s. from 99 to 02 San Diego West Coast 30's . Keep doing ya thang OG much respect LOC 💪🏿

  • @underdogg3972
    @underdogg3972 9 місяців тому +1

    Tooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @S.I.PCigPlay
    @S.I.PCigPlay Рік тому +1

    U was 300 Allah been helpin U cuzz

  • @WalkmanAssassin
    @WalkmanAssassin Рік тому

    Aaaahhhh aaaaahhh hahahahahaaaaaaaa - every single word of this had me dyin laughin 😂haha🤣😂🤣😭😭🙏🏾

  • @deevadelyte212
    @deevadelyte212 Рік тому +1

    I love those frames

  • @45amack
    @45amack Рік тому

    Cartoon get on these podcast that interview guys that tell similar stories. That will help you reach way more people quicker and also help the algorithm when u post. U one of the best storyteller pertaining to your subject. I know u head of OG Percy u can reach way more people going on like diamond stone tv n others

  • @a1loko739
    @a1loko739 Рік тому +1

    Man I swear when u brung up Ramadan I started kryin I already knew wat u was finna say OG 😂😂😂 my nigga was hungry

  • @DaKingisDead
    @DaKingisDead Рік тому +3

    I'm glad you shouted out Willie D for being the originator of the clap...when you emulate, that's beautiful as long as you pay homage.🙏🏾

  • @shawnkeefner8715
    @shawnkeefner8715 Рік тому

    Yooo toon hahahahahaha story is hilarious yoo damn I needed that laugh.. good shit big partna. Best story teller on UA-cam ! For real tho

  • @jarvissmith1450
    @jarvissmith1450 Рік тому

    It was so good😂😂😂😂😂
    Nothing wit a dom on da end… you a fool toon

  • @FullyAutomaticAddict410
    @FullyAutomaticAddict410 Рік тому +2

    Islam is not a joke nor is it something to be ridiculed. It's a way of life that means submitting to your Creator. So, you learned about Islam, accepted it and stopped because you had hunger pains!!??🤦🏾‍♂️ Did you even know what Ramadan was about?? Because going without food or drink is the least of your problems during Ramadan

  • @asabovesobelowas
    @asabovesobelowas 6 місяців тому

    "I told the police mane nah uh uh.. feeeed me" 😂😂😂

  • @walkemdownram-bigsteppin9699
    @walkemdownram-bigsteppin9699 Рік тому +4

    JUST KEEP DOING YOU CUZO. SALUTE OG.

  • @Kenny-Alpha
    @Kenny-Alpha Рік тому +1

    Fishing was a big thing in the NY prison system. We used to use small shampoo packs and tie it on a string and go fishing out the cells. This was in the 90's early 2000's

  • @kimberlysanders1826
    @kimberlysanders1826 Рік тому

    U funny as hellToon your stomach got to talking to u. Omg funny as hell

  • @motownn.
    @motownn. Рік тому

    😆🤣🤣 “you can come get this lil rug, blanket, whatever it is!” 😆🤣

  • @Ghettobank69
    @Ghettobank69 Рік тому +1

    Once a Muslim (you took shahada) always a Muslim. Khalil= means friend, beloved friend. Also, it's my name.
    Khalil Islam, the friend of Islam.
    First Ramadan is the toughest, hardest.
    Can't believe the City/state wasn't feeding the Muslims in Ramadan. The state supposed to feed the Muslims during Ramadan when the sun goes down.
    If you in a big city with a lot of Muslims they feed the Muslims that's behind bars during Ramadan. And they have Imans coming from the outside to make sure it's done correctly. But, praise Allah.
    53 you Muslim. Till death.
    Na Maaaaaaaaaan, that jail shted on the Muslims. They supposed to feed y'all a full dinner when the sun goes down, and then some. We had food coming in from the outside. But 53 you Muslim, can't take it back. You'll be alright.
    Assalamu alaikum

  • @kingvonstate_of_mind6308
    @kingvonstate_of_mind6308 10 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this shit had me crying

  • @greg080688
    @greg080688 Рік тому

    Lol
    Man between this and the super chiccen story
    By far the funniest story I’ve heard.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I don’t blame you for canceling out on being muslim.
    I went vegetarian for 24 hours and the next day I was done wit it!
    Appreciate you Cartoon

  • @lilwillbands614
    @lilwillbands614 Рік тому +4

    Keep going big homie. You inspired me to start my story telling today ! You never know how you might motivate a person. All love and support !

    • @cartoon5390
      @cartoon5390  Рік тому

      💪💪💪full speed ahead homie

  • @JMuv760
    @JMuv760 11 місяців тому +1

    Yooooo this was soooooo funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AntonioLavender-dd8ju
    @AntonioLavender-dd8ju Рік тому +2

    Big homie...Maine..ur ah trip ..in ah gud way doe...Shoutout ta da Muslims..💯..but O.G..ur da truth in dem yo drops..u c havn me Rollin💯😁

  • @chasinstackksn2s973
    @chasinstackksn2s973 Рік тому +4

    Big Brudda Khalil 😂😂😂

  • @luckbezy390
    @luckbezy390 Рік тому +4

    Toon Got It Mind Right When That Mase Hot That Tenda Skin...Imma Do Right I Won't Do It Again...Give Me A Peanut Butter Sandwich Give Me A Cookie 🤣🤣🤣🤣