BEST UNKNOWN MEME I'VE STUMBLED UPON

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  • @kingani
    @kingani  3 роки тому +145

    Try Dashlane for free on your first device head to www.dashlane.com/kingani​ and if you decide to upgrade to premium use my code KINGANI for 10% off

  • @saltyjade8580
    @saltyjade8580 3 роки тому +1496

    Bizly: *sees bald head*
    Bizly: **BONK**

    • @27lasers
      @27lasers 3 роки тому +5

      WRONG its more like slime noises

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 3 роки тому +6

      @@27lasers WRONG its more like multiple greasy slaps followed by moaning noises

    • @Sbungo61
      @Sbungo61 3 роки тому +5

      more like **SLAP**

    • @Dopamine621
      @Dopamine621 3 роки тому +1

      Pissly

    • @njinlover
      @njinlover 3 роки тому

      More like *SHLAP*

  • @Gangreenfeet77
    @Gangreenfeet77 3 роки тому +1521

    This video is where it changes from bully Brandon to bully bizly

    • @nicematerial
      @nicematerial 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah it's been morphing, not sure how I feel about it...

    • @rosaorwinter910
      @rosaorwinter910 3 роки тому +58

      And then to bully Brandon, then to brandon bullying bizly, then to bullying brandon behind his back.

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread 3 роки тому +1

      h e r e s y

    • @LavenBisc
      @LavenBisc 3 роки тому +3

      _so..what about ani-_

    • @LavenBisc
      @LavenBisc 3 роки тому

      *_NOPE_*

  • @Fish-mc2gs
    @Fish-mc2gs 3 роки тому +526

    It never occurred to me that Bizley had a real name

  • @steamlink4803
    @steamlink4803 3 роки тому +404

    „You‘re just gonna spray paint me purple and call me Thanos“ is the funniest head cinema I had all day.

    • @xthebigZ25x
      @xthebigZ25x 3 роки тому +22

      Head cinema? Is that another way to say “thought?” If it is I love it.

    • @CybernerdShua
      @CybernerdShua 3 роки тому +10

      Please tell me head cinema is a visual though.

    • @kajixp
      @kajixp Рік тому

      Kopfkino 💯

  • @gokuss9999
    @gokuss9999 3 роки тому +479

    I can believe they took out WildSpartanz​ like he took Bizly's mom

  • @hannahmutantspider1102
    @hannahmutantspider1102 3 роки тому +350

    The British Antique Roadshow is very different. They go on and go:
    "My grandfather died and left me this. It's been in the attic for 50 years. Hopefully it's worth money".
    Then they view it and go...
    "£5 my dear fellow"

    • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
      @bridgidthepirateelf4135 3 роки тому +12

      Oh that poor dude.

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 3 роки тому +11

      to be fair, that's like 7 or 8 dollars

    • @hannahmutantspider1102
      @hannahmutantspider1102 3 роки тому +12

      @@bridgidthepirateelf4135 yea it's usually a lamp or a teddy bear. Sometimes a book, journal, mirror and or jewellery. It's usually tat as well

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +777

    I want Red Lobster’s entire stock of cheddar bay biscuits

    • @oppositecatchyghost8025
      @oppositecatchyghost8025 3 роки тому +24

      Are you willing to go to war for it?

    • @user-sl4rh3dv4u
      @user-sl4rh3dv4u 3 роки тому +14

      @@oppositecatchyghost8025 honestly who wouldn’t, their biscuits are godly

    • @oppositecatchyghost8025
      @oppositecatchyghost8025 3 роки тому +4

      @@user-sl4rh3dv4u Olive Garden fans, those monsters dont know what they are missing.

    • @SaerasChuu
      @SaerasChuu 3 роки тому +1

      TBH you can make those at home with Bisquick mix and some cheese.

    • @oppositecatchyghost8025
      @oppositecatchyghost8025 3 роки тому +4

      @@SaerasChuu Its not the same.

  • @irisplateau1032
    @irisplateau1032 3 роки тому +316

    The Suite Life Of Zach And Brandon

    • @schufck5272
      @schufck5272 3 роки тому +20

      Is Ani London?

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 3 роки тому +20

      Today I learned Bizly has a name, and it is Zach.

    • @commanderpinkie7617
      @commanderpinkie7617 3 роки тому +13

      @@schufck5272 Ani definitely has London vibes

    • @savanna4898
      @savanna4898 3 роки тому +7

      Who is this _Zach_ character???

    • @Soundstrocity
      @Soundstrocity 3 роки тому

      @@schufck5272 ani is turkish

  • @facelessjack442
    @facelessjack442 3 роки тому +24

    I love how brandon is simultaneously ever aging, timeless, and a child all at the same time.

  • @FloNess1
    @FloNess1 3 роки тому +247

    Nobody:
    Bizly: I wanna slap that bald head!

  • @luism6290
    @luism6290 3 роки тому +153

    JESUS CHRIST BRANDON YOU KILLED HIM 8:15 8:44 8:59

  • @eliasmsv3156
    @eliasmsv3156 3 роки тому +78

    Ani's voice when she found out that they love it is just pure excitement

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 3 роки тому +7

      Wholesome friendship moment

  • @TheBoarKing1
    @TheBoarKing1 3 роки тому +65

    If that was actually Bizly playing at the end, it was really nice

  • @lightenergy17
    @lightenergy17 3 роки тому +45

    "It's circumcision day!"
    "NO, not again!"
    Hol up

  • @lazerwing3022
    @lazerwing3022 3 роки тому +129

    Imagine having to wait till 21 to drink alcohol
    This post was made by europe gang

  • @WellBeSerious12
    @WellBeSerious12 3 роки тому +35

    When the boyz were arguing, that serious cat face was staring at your empty soul.

  • @papychulo1980
    @papychulo1980 3 роки тому +87

    Was watching some noah get the boat but this caught my eye and I couldn't resist to watch

  • @gluttonousgoddess
    @gluttonousgoddess 3 роки тому +128

    DashLane: Doing what Google already does.

    • @daizy7441
      @daizy7441 3 роки тому +4

      You ain’t wrong

    • @trueomega
      @trueomega 3 роки тому +1

      but it works on your whole computer

    • @gluttonousgoddess
      @gluttonousgoddess 3 роки тому +21

      @@trueomega What are you using offline that needs a password?

    • @dedenyt
      @dedenyt 3 роки тому +9

      @@gluttonousgoddess holy shit thats a good point lmao

    • @trueomega
      @trueomega 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@gluttonousgoddess I mean like passwords that don't get saved on chrome, like steam?

  • @chloekrueger9497
    @chloekrueger9497 3 роки тому +7

    I love bizzly quoting step brothers. "If we build bunk beds we'd have even more room for activities"

  • @bondedwithpotatoes0076
    @bondedwithpotatoes0076 3 роки тому +27

    _I've finally found a channel to fill the soothouse shaped void in my heart_

  • @isnotsashaabner
    @isnotsashaabner 3 роки тому +98

    6:37 Some man out there is trying to sell his wife in a pawn shop

  • @name5cereals
    @name5cereals 3 роки тому +2

    In the KCU (Kingani Cinematic Universe) this is where WildSpartanz canonically begins his character arc where he pulls an UNO reverse card on bizly’s rule. This was foreshadowed by the “Bizzl my Pickle joke” that traumatized Bizzly for years.

  • @erwinsaccountnant
    @erwinsaccountnant 3 роки тому +86

    This is possibly the most chaotic Kingani video yet

  • @liarliarimonfire
    @liarliarimonfire 3 роки тому +17

    “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover”
    The guy who spent months making the cover:

  • @victordobeli4664
    @victordobeli4664 3 роки тому +106

    Hi, french here just learning English and... oh Bizle my pickle !

  • @DolusVulpes
    @DolusVulpes 3 роки тому +6

    Bizly and Brandon's humor is incredibly on point in this video.

  • @alienblade2005
    @alienblade2005 3 роки тому +12

    7:00 She's an old woman, her organs wouldn't be worth much

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +33

    0:29
    Fred: *MY EYYYES*

  • @The-Urban-Goose
    @The-Urban-Goose 3 роки тому +6

    "Well I'm 21 and I can drink alcohol"
    *Laughs in German buying beer at 16*

  • @danshrk
    @danshrk 3 роки тому +11

    I like how those vids just develeoped to them RPing around and fucking around with each other.

  • @nightwingftw1889
    @nightwingftw1889 3 роки тому +15

    Can you have bizly playing the guitar as your outro cause that was lit as hell

  • @lagspiike
    @lagspiike 3 роки тому +75

    His name was zack this whole time???

    • @d4davidg302
      @d4davidg302 3 роки тому +25

      Bizly is Zack spelled backwards

    • @zakaria5739
      @zakaria5739 3 роки тому +17

      Zack my sack

    • @What_Zen
      @What_Zen 3 роки тому +1

      When ya name is also zack

    • @luxo8274
      @luxo8274 3 роки тому +1

      @@d4davidg302 actually facts

    • @prod.by.ayudame
      @prod.by.ayudame 3 роки тому +3

      always has been 👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀🌕

  • @AljaMikse
    @AljaMikse 3 роки тому +36

    i dont watch bizly and my only awareness of him is from your and brandons videos and i dont know why i never thought about the fact that his real name isnt bizly???

  • @RealRedRabbit
    @RealRedRabbit 3 роки тому +38

    Ani fantasizing about Bizz and Brandon too much, calls it "spacing out"

  • @vexusvexed
    @vexusvexed 3 роки тому +4

    Great video! Also thanks Ani for one of the previous times you recommended Dashlane! I've been using it for over a year and I've never had any issues logging in anywhere. I know my payments are secure and saved on all my devices for when I need them in a jiffy. Plus, the standard Vpn they offer is actually extremely fast and offers many different locations to secure your information. I can only imagine what the premium package is like. :)

  • @julianmorales3277
    @julianmorales3277 3 роки тому +64

    Today I learned that bizly’s name is Zach

  • @crazyday4209
    @crazyday4209 3 роки тому +62

    "Old Woman Glued to Chair"
    Bernie Sanders:"Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary"

  • @LaDonaArt
    @LaDonaArt 3 роки тому +22

    5:32 Is nobody gonna make a joke about the "10 minutes of scissors" lmao

    • @d4davidg302
      @d4davidg302 3 роки тому

      *snip*snip*snip*snip*snip*snip*

    • @KatKitty_
      @KatKitty_ 3 роки тому +2

      Me with my gf

  • @conanbarbarian9719
    @conanbarbarian9719 3 роки тому +5

    9:31 "Moisturize me!!!"

  • @citrusmaximus7379
    @citrusmaximus7379 3 роки тому +1

    the interaction at 7:43 is a pretty good summary of their group dynamic

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 3 роки тому +1

    Ani just zoning out and returning at the end of the bit is basically my life.

  • @aspringspirit1069
    @aspringspirit1069 3 роки тому +19

    I love the ending so fucking much

  • @DarStaal
    @DarStaal 3 роки тому +10

    here we see "Brandon strikes back" arc

  • @RedTabby99
    @RedTabby99 3 роки тому +2

    I've always viewed youtubers as people older than me but to learn that Brandon is younger and Bizly is the same age is mind breaking

  • @comfycove1331
    @comfycove1331 3 роки тому +3

    This group of amazing UA-camrs is so underrated

  • @juanbaeza6159
    @juanbaeza6159 3 роки тому +6

    Brandon has been bullied enough. Took bizzly out

  • @tangler2104
    @tangler2104 3 роки тому +2

    The antique roadshow is where people get things appraised, so that means he already had that doll

  • @Evanswift
    @Evanswift 3 роки тому +3

    Unknown? This meme has been floating around for years. Now I sound like an old person by gum

  • @maya-cn8gg
    @maya-cn8gg 3 роки тому +4

    did bizly play that guitar at the end cuz omg that was amazing

  • @s0m3Guy37
    @s0m3Guy37 3 роки тому +3

    This is one of my favourite joke concepts, I wish there was more of it

  • @DefinitelyNotJody
    @DefinitelyNotJody 3 роки тому +3

    When the DM hints at you getting a magic item

  • @allhonesty848
    @allhonesty848 3 роки тому +1

    Bald! Bald! BALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALD!! BAAALLLDDDD!
    If I ever meet Bizley IRL, I'm gonna let him slap my head...yes, I'm bald.

  • @swhite8978
    @swhite8978 3 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: in my country, ZACK is the sound of scissors, so Zach is the perfect name for someone that threaten people doing ZACK ZACK with scissors

  • @h_doggo6746
    @h_doggo6746 3 роки тому +9

    My favourite thing about antiques roadshow is someone talking up something to be some great expensive family heirloom and the evaluators are just like "yeah this is a plastic reproduction and worthless 🤷‍♀️"

  • @dumbcowboi8803
    @dumbcowboi8803 3 роки тому +8

    Spartan boi just roasted the bizzleing picked out of this guy

  • @maxd4405
    @maxd4405 3 роки тому +2

    3:06 She’s the antique, the chair is new.

  • @goldengoblin7875
    @goldengoblin7875 3 роки тому +6

    9:00 finally for the first time in history humans have finally won agents the titans

  • @civo4457
    @civo4457 3 роки тому

    Plate: exists
    _zach_ : gone, reduced to atoms

  • @limbs7939
    @limbs7939 3 роки тому +3

    Pro tip for Brandon
    Bizly ever gets on your nerves, just cover your ears and say bizle my pickle over and over again

  • @cry.skull745
    @cry.skull745 3 роки тому +1

    This NEEDS to be a subreddit.

  • @Jesterm.
    @Jesterm. 3 роки тому +106

    I want an entire video of bizly doing his southern accent because he sounds like mcree from overwatch

    • @yozora2456
      @yozora2456 3 роки тому +3

      holy shit you’re right, I also request him to do that.

    • @harperreese264
      @harperreese264 3 роки тому +1

      it's hiiiigh noon

    • @ralseisbiggestblunt2076
      @ralseisbiggestblunt2076 3 роки тому +2

      @@yozora2456 The defense supports the prosecution's request, your honor!

  • @BramVanhooydonck
    @BramVanhooydonck 3 роки тому +2

    What you buy the old man's wheelchair and then he sits on the carpet and flies back home Aladdin style.

  • @AmyKoopa
    @AmyKoopa 3 роки тому +4

    Ani's cat picture is just... yes

  • @soulmadness8942
    @soulmadness8942 3 роки тому +7

    What about curse images from the marvelous misadventures of flapjack

  • @RND_ADV_X
    @RND_ADV_X 3 роки тому

    The role of Spartanz' girth will be played by...
    The color pink.
    (you are pressed up against his tender supple muffin top, and you can't unsee it now)

  • @Love11388
    @Love11388 3 роки тому +5

    I work at red lobster you want some silverware 😂😂 I get you some biscuits too

  • @jaytee3060
    @jaytee3060 3 роки тому +6

    Damn, WildSpartanz fights back.

  • @mimille8201
    @mimille8201 3 роки тому +1

    As a French I didn't know about Red Lobster until that episode from Young Sheldon

  • @voltpleiar
    @voltpleiar 3 роки тому +5

    9:35 I thought this was Joe Biden chair meme until I noticed it was a WHEELCHAIR :'D

    • @Soundstrocity
      @Soundstrocity 3 роки тому

      thats bernie not old joe

    • @voltpleiar
      @voltpleiar 3 роки тому

      @@Soundstrocity thanks for pointing it out, but now instead of an actual mistake it is wrong for comical value and for even more confusion how about that?

  • @tygrstryke3492
    @tygrstryke3492 3 роки тому

    Okay but those big boy trains are no joke worth a wife

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 3 роки тому +2

    *Snip snip*
    Come on guys, there can only be one Ani.

  • @amayah4598
    @amayah4598 3 роки тому +19

    3:09
    Honestly, she looks like a wax figure.

  • @bimmer-elo
    @bimmer-elo 3 роки тому +1

    I have purchased the doll that makes you bald and I’ve been losing my hair at a considerable amount and I’m scared

  • @baguetteslippers1930
    @baguetteslippers1930 3 роки тому +2

    6:22 My Trains by Lemon Demon plays

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 3 роки тому

    The words I was not ready for: "IT'S CIRCUMCISION DAY! GET OVER HERE BITCH!"

  • @CryBlueofZ
    @CryBlueofZ 9 місяців тому

    I lost it when Brandon Starting the "your mom" jokes

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm 3 роки тому

    "I LOVE BEING PURPLE!!" -Bizly

  • @octaviomancilla625
    @octaviomancilla625 3 роки тому

    Around the 6:30 mark you can see our Lord and savior, shaggy, make a cameo appearance.

  • @abrahamo2895
    @abrahamo2895 3 роки тому +3

    im so used to brandon's video layout because ive been watching him more. im sorry ani :( (although im usually there during your streams)

  • @parkersumwalt8078
    @parkersumwalt8078 3 роки тому +1

    Hello I'm kingani and welcome to my dashlane ASMR

  • @mc.gemstone
    @mc.gemstone 3 роки тому

    I had no idea there was a American version of the Antique roadshow. But these memes are hidden gems.

  • @peaceful1701
    @peaceful1701 3 роки тому +9

    I think healthy human body is worth 16mil. from nails to heart, im not sure tho, take good care of your younger siblings ;)

  • @crispycheese2695
    @crispycheese2695 3 роки тому +7

    Bizly pickleys voice got deep

  • @Bealzabub
    @Bealzabub 3 роки тому +1

    I remember watching antiques roadshow with my grandma when I was a kid

  • @akise3789
    @akise3789 3 роки тому

    6:56 a kidney is worth around $300,000.00

  • @beanboy4900
    @beanboy4900 3 роки тому +3

    I want sponsor voice Ani to read me bedtime stories

  • @Innoty
    @Innoty 3 роки тому +6

    For a second I thought this was an ad

  • @someone16234
    @someone16234 3 роки тому +8

    Unfortunately you probably couldn’t even pay for four years of college at most unis by selling every organ in your body ://

  • @ashleycrow8867
    @ashleycrow8867 3 роки тому

    7:35 i believe Vases can be Glass but that one definitely is not

  • @kayleekaboom8145
    @kayleekaboom8145 5 місяців тому

    I love how Brandon brought up Bizly's mom

  • @sami_lamb1234
    @sami_lamb1234 3 роки тому

    A human liver on the black market marks up to $26,000

  • @cookie_mous393
    @cookie_mous393 3 роки тому

    The very long spoons are for endermen eating soup at a normal sized table.

  • @WonderK85
    @WonderK85 3 роки тому

    Bizly: snip snip
    Wild: not again

  • @sinflower6210
    @sinflower6210 3 роки тому +6

    Brandon gets tired of being bullied. His anime revenge arc begins.

  • @fricc3824
    @fricc3824 3 роки тому

    the war of the titans featuring bizly and WildSpartanz

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 3 роки тому +7

    Organ donors: "I'm such a good person for saving that kid!"
    Me, who sold my kidney on the black market for 37k: *"Cool, I paid off my house and car in 5 minutes."*

    • @Fr0zenEagle
      @Fr0zenEagle 3 роки тому

      Not the student loan though, you need a lot more kidneys for that...

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 3 роки тому

    I used to watch Antiques Roadshow if it was on the tv when i walked in the room, and let me tell you, as boring as it may seem, its actually a bit interesting to hear the experts talk about some of the characteristics and then give a surprising price

  • @zach-tz8re
    @zach-tz8re 3 роки тому

    6:57 a kidney can sell for about 300 grand

  • @ra3n0id
    @ra3n0id 3 роки тому +20

    My search history gets so fucked after watching king ani videos because I try to lool for the memes :>