The Inquisition are currently at Commorragh where they are thrown at the gladiatorial arena of the Dark Eldar alongside Leman Russ and Kaldor Draigo with nothing but loincloths.
@@arandomguy8771 don't worry those are the worst of the Inquisition so they had it coming I just hope Leman Russ gets away and kaldor draigo as well.
@@mikecampos1193 dont worry draigo ate a sun and as russ put it, "he can spit it back out"
The inquisition did the whole "sus" meme way better and before than among us
@Meba ofcourse it is.
Where and how did a child obtain such luxury as bread.
0:08 Inquisitor Douchebag: "That is heretical and absolutely correct in every way."
the inquisition hate planets so much that they use chaos as a lie because how can one guy corrupt a hole galaxy that is canon funny enough
@@chosenofkhorne2951 of course one of khornes followers would say that
@@lordcommissar7813 and commissar follow khorne as an insect follow a lamp
Spacewolfs Be like: "FUCK THE INQUISITION COMMING STRAIT FROM THE UNDERGROUND."
@@silverfischdotnet A GREAT WOLF ON A WARPATH,
AND WHEN IM FINISHED, IT'S GONNA BE A BLOODBATH,
OF GREY KNIGHTS DYING IN PARLAY.
YO BJORN I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
@Ecard EcardianLogan grimmar"shut it pup..I took out the inquisitor who fucked with me the Frist time and I will do it again ...got it"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruh now I'm just imagining an inquisitor and space marine trading pokemon cards:
*in a dark alley in Terra
Chapter master: Do you have it?
Inquisitor: Yes.
*hands over the golden pikachu*
Chapter master: It is done, here are my best marines. Long live the Deathwatch!
The chapter master is collecting holy Pokémon cards to expand the emperors deck
Is this pokemon thing kind of like Paradox Billiards Vostroyan Roulette Fourth Dimensional Hypercube Chess Strip Poker?
*Happy chapter master noises* *Places card into plastic sleeve carefully*
Alfabusa nailed it I think: Not every single inquisitor is a egomaniacal Dbag who abuse the people of the Imperium under "The Emperor's Will." That's only like, 97% of them. XD
@@mpcrauzer
Yeah, that guy.
The guy who was look up by a Lord Inquisitor before looking down when summoning the Cyber🐒.
Inquisition in a nutshell: "My patience isn't limitless... unlike my authority"
3:02 Malcador: "I'm here to talk to you about the Inquisition Initiative."
Yeah, the Ordo Sicarious is only there to whatch out for Cato Sicarius, but it has a different spelling, so that he doesn't find out
Can't fucking let that fucking bitch gloat so long as Guilliman and Marenus Calagar are still a thing..
Only I Cato Sicarius have an entire Ordo of the Holy Inquisition dedicated to me.
My favorite Ordos are the Ordo Necros, and the Ordo Vigilus. The purpose of Ordo Necros is unknown, but it must be important if it requires all 250 members of Ordo Vilgilus to watch all 13 members of Necros.
Judging by name, Ordo Necros is doing some very necromancy crap, amd Ordo Vigilus really doesn't want that to get out of hand
@@robertnelson9599 The name probably has alot to do with black magic and death....spells?
0:32 Hancock aka one of the Emperor's personas as a drunk reckless immortal superhero who's going through a phase.
I wasn't expecting this but then again, no ever expects imperium inquisition
Thank you ! I've been scrolling thru comments looking for the words " no one expects the ........ inquisition " . I thought someone has to say it I know Pythons old now ,and so am I I guess , but still !
Video ideas:
• adeptus arbites explained by an Australian.
• GW explained by an Australian.
• the unification wars explained by an Australian.
• thunder warriors explained by an Australian.
• The last loyalists from traitor legions explained by an Australian (for example the luna wolf that was discovered in a cryo pod by the flesh tearers).
• Other human empires that existed during the great crusade explained by an Australian.
• Why the Bri’ish own the word “Cunt” and not the Australians... explained by an Australian.
Dunno just some ideas I’ve been thinking about.🤷♂️
why the brits own the word "mate" and not australian.explained by australian
MajorKill and Legend use word Cunt too sparingly. Are they even propa Aussie?
@@Asraeks They actually used to in their earlier videos
Then UA-cam and its demented demonetization and censorship killing spree happened and they opted to tone back the language.
@@albioncia 100% correct. Us Brits own the word cunt, mate and all the other words in the English language worth owning...
...as well as a bunch of words not worth owning.
Preparing for heresy
"You don't FUCK, with LOGAN GRIMNAR." has become my new favorite 40k phrase. Thank you, MAJORKILL! 👍
Recently i found out That the first inquisitors name is Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau.
Don’t cite the deep magic to me witch! I was there when it was written
Never mind that, the first ultramarine librarian was a half-eldar :D .
I imagine him sitting on the high ground smoking opium and holding a magnifying glass
Wow this was uploaded right when I finished listening to stringstorm's inquisition theme "vilified."
What're the odds
Seems like more than a coinsidence, please sit down and wait for an inquisitor to come talk to you.
Best part of that grey knight book was Bjorn ending the conflict literally by telling the inquisitior he pissed alongside the Emperor himself, before he was a dreadnought of course...
Lol gulliman is my favorite primarch but space wolves is my favorite chapter there so lovable
Ah yes
Fresh H E R E S Y
I'm gonna say this now, Gregor Eisenhorn looks like Bruce Wayne.
Edit: He also probably lives like Bruce
@@madtrapper1312 And when he gets older he looks like Bruce Wayne from Batman Beyond
I hope you enjoy the Eisenhorn stuff. My favorite Warhammer character! Followed by Caphis Cain.
Speaking of which, one of the coolest and most level headed inquisitor is right there, Amberley Vail
The eisenhorn novels describe his bolt pistol as having the mag loaded in the grip like a normal pistol, but all the artwork shows it as having the mag in front of the trigger like a regular bolt pistol
I love Eisenhorn but no way in hell can he wield a fucking bolt pistol. I don't care how strong he could be. He's not wearing power armor and probably not very augmented. Maybe normal people in 40k can shoot a bolter but these instances should be not only ignored but promptly forgotten and scrubbed from the 40k universe. People can't even lift a bolter, much less shoot one. The only possible explanation is that these are baby bolters (which is still such a retarded idea). What's the fucking point if everyone and their damn dog has a bolter? This frustrates me to no end!
@@vinslungur there's a lot of instances in lore of baseline humans carrying human-sized bolt pistols. A lot of commissars use them
Let's not forget about the ordo theoreticus ( inquisitor remleiz's ordo ), a branch of the inquisition who's job is to find and solve all the mystery's the 41st millennium has to offer
One thing you could clarify is that the Ordos focus is more or less only nominal and explain resource access. Eisenhorn is in the Ordo Xenos, but investigates whAtever he comes across and doesn’t pass the buck. Most of the shit he deals with is Chaos related and not to do with Xenos forces.
Your chaos voice sounds like a French person trying to do a Borrat impression 😂
How about Majorkill explained by an Australian?
OK
Majorkill is an Aussie UA-camr specialising in 40K lore and heretical art
Your welcome :)
The book is 20 years old?! Now I feel my age 😕
I like the idea of a Deathwatch member going like "I don't specialize in that sorry bud you gotta get a professional for that demonic incursion."
Another minor Ordo worth mentioning is the Ordo Excorium which is tasked to monitor Exterminatus and to make sure it isn't as abused as overused grimderk 40k memes suggests. Although they are very minor that they are merely a footnote in the Inquisition Codex, I find them to be quite interesting considering that they're proof that even Inquisitors are kept in line with their dangerous planet-destroying powers and show that even the most infamous and ruthless Imperial faction isn't necessarily as reckless as everyone thinks.
I like the sounds of this Odro Excorium. Any Inquisitor or high ranking Imperial Officer that start issuing loads of these orders will be in for a rough time. Unless they know which planet the ordo is secretly based on lol
@@philippayne8890 It gets even better, the Ordo Excorium is stated to have only 100 Inquisitors or less which is a very tiny number in the 40k universe, more or less implying that each and every one of the Inquisitors in this Ordo is a very big deal even by the organization's standards.
(or maybe they're just understaffed.)
@@MtnDolittle Inquisitors are usually a big deal, so an Inquisitor with more power and authority over Inquisitors, Lord Inquisitors, etc must be an extremely big deal? The entire Ordo Excorium must be like the Internal Affairs of the 40k universe?
@@philippayne8890 Yeah I get the impression that they something like that, especially considering that they're probably the reason why only 10% of the use of Exterminatus are approved while Inquisitors responsible for the other 90% are either fired or executed after being declared heretics.
Glad Majorkill addressed "the Eisenhorn conundrum" at 6:38-7:02
Not only did you fall into a trap, you became a thirsttrap!
The Inquisition is actually interesting. I do think they would do an Exterminatus on Australia tho.
No one expects the space inquisition
The Inner circle of the Dark Angels are expecting them to show up at some point but they're well prepared it!
Thanks for the content Mate! Hope your M4 is still dominating!
lord inquisitor asshole: nooooooo you can't sprint in terminator armooooorrr
grimnar: hahaha termy armor goes stompstompstomp
I've waited so long for this! Thank you Majorkill
Eisenhorn audiobooks are the reason I got interested in 40k lore on the first place, good choice.
Finally, I requested this months ago. Thanx Majokill!
Thanks for makeing videos on 40k I used to be really into it back with my uncle its nice getting that nostalgic feel back when I was a kid my uncle would take me to his basement with his friends playing table top I would watch them play for a while until my uncle got are bath tub running I would always be sad that I had too leave the game but he said if we finished early I could catch the the end of the game.
Literally lol'd at the "traded rare pokemon cards" line. I wonder if my complete circa 1999 Kanto set would work to call in some Deathwatch...
"You are demigods in massive powerarmour ripping masses of demons and traitors to shreds with swords and bolters. Why do you Grey Knights call this public mayhem a secret war?" "Ask the witnesses."
You know, if Timmy didn't point out that being a spoiler, I would have never known and therefore would have forgotten.
Now I'll never forget. Damn you, Timmy
Did someone just say "Joining Chaos"?...
I’ve been waiting for this video!
Love the videos mate hahaha I constantly check for more everyday
You know the thing about the inquisition is that the imperium's enemies often use infiltration tactics. Chaos cults of ever kind, genesteeler cults, the alpha legion, others, the imperium's enemies are often walking beside it's loyal subjects. As such an arm of government that literally spends all it's time investigating and fighting the imperium itself as well as it's enemies makes sense
That was the best ad segway I've seen in a long time. Well done.
Warhammer Inquisitor series is dope af. Eisenhorn trilogy, Ravenor trilogy then now the Bequin trilogy is flamessss
You can even make sponsorship ads fun my dude. It is good to see your channel grow so much for....well....years at this point
My life is just waiting for these uploads every 2-4 days
5:35 I like how the deathwatch has word searches on their shoulder plates :P
Yay I have been waiting so long for this
Just finished carrion Throne book recently great book about to start the Hollow Mountain one. Also never got to read eisenhorn but know enough about it and got the two most recent books recently about the yellow king
Memes aside the inquisition is my favorite part of warhammer lore , but you could tell that on your own
Are there more pragmatic inquisitors than chaotic inquisitors or is there a balance? Because there was a guy I think darkhammer destroyed a device that could prevent chaos corruption and the female inquisitor got so mad at him, All she did was trying to find him and kill him, because the guy destroyed a alien device that can help mankind.
@@vothbetilia4862 I would argue that the pragmatics out number the puritans and those who use xenos and chaos items . Most wouldn't do anything to radical like pop a planet
Hands down a big budget tv show with the inquisition would be probably the best cast we could get but they would definitely alienate new audiences who don't know what 40k is. Thus the deathwatch are our best bet
HEY! Hancock is not only A superhero, but THE superhero.
I honestly wouldn't see myself being any different if I got superpowers. Can you?
Haha power is a dangerous drug. I can already see myself starting a unification war if given superpowers similar to the chad emprah.
You have to have some exceptional balls to attack Fenris, inquisitor or no.
Inquisitor Hancock, now that's my headcanon lmao xD
Your backhanded compliment in the first 3 seconds just complicated the inquisitions dision to knock on your door
“Shut the fuck up Timmy! Every lore video is a spoiler!” In retrospect, that shouldn’t have made me laugh that hard.
Very late to the game, but this came up when I was scowring UA-cam for inspiration for my ordo Marine Army. I would like to say great vid and now my 7th marine army is coming about as I used to do all inquisition but only did the more well-known ones, and now I can go more niche
Uh oh. With this level of heresy it looks like church is coming to you
That music at 9:28 curious to know what it called. great video about the Inquisition long live the emperor
I wonder if Necromunda and its houses in the underhive would be subject to a future video
Oh boy a new video by my third favorite 40k channel
completely unrelated but you got me thinking about it with a line from this video, is it known what happens to the souls of the people who get sacrificed on the golden throne?
Expect your local Inquisitor to arrive shortly citizen. This heresy shall not go unpunished. Especially harboring a mutant by the name of Timmy.
wtf i just ordered the second eisonhorn book and theres a majorkill video about inqusioton lol nice
I live in Gold Coast Australia and I just started playing warhammer it’s not the usual type of game I play but the story is good
Absolutely love his videos
The ordo chronus AKA it really makes you wonder how there is the call for an entire ordo for time travel
I didn’t expect this video.
My dog 🐕 keeps smoking all my weed, and watching Majorkill! What even is this, man?
When I heard "Ordo Sicarius" only thing in my mind was "IT IS I! CATO SICARIUS!"
I see Eisenhorn i uppvote
Nobody expects the imperium inquisition
It was Rogal Dorn that started the Inquisition not Malcador. Lore was changed in Siege of Terra Novels.
@@Fordo007 Yup. SPOILER:
Basically some of the remembrancers are out of the job and one of them is close to Dorn. There's this scene where he's contemplating commiting suicide by jumping off the wall. Dorn happens to be there and stops him and they have a convo. Bro complains about having no purpose so Dorn says he is reinstating the remembrancers (historians) and gives them authority to interview anyone and they can't refuse. Boom, Dorn accidentally creates the inquisitors. Also there's a funny interaction where he tells his buddy to go down and get started on his work and then adds "and do use the stairs" (implying him to not jump off the wall).
tl;dr Dorn sets up a nerdy history bookclub who later turn into a group of psychopathic inquisitors that exterminate more planets than chaos ever has.
DAMMIT I THOUGHT SO. I bloody remember reading about Rogal making the Inquisition indirectly but there is no info out there about it and everything points to Malcador.
Maybe they both did it, Malcador creates daemon hunters, Rogal creates aggressive historians and they eventually merge to create the Inquisition
@@majorkill Yup good theory.
Also Shameless plug, Can you consider doing a video on Aeonid Thiel? He
is super underappreciated. Absolute bro to Guilliman.
1. Talked back to Guilliman and corrected him several times. Know no
Fear.
2. Is the REASON guilliman created the Codex Astartes. Stratagem
3. Played with Guillimans Private collection of weapons because he was
bored. Later stole those weapons to kill a bunch of word bearers with
it. Know no Fear.
4. Dragged Guilliman's ass to safety after Fulgrim stabbed him with his
penis blade. Dark Imperium.
@@TheNarwhal85 Wow... so that means all the 'Inquisitors' could just swamp all the surviving Primarchs and force them to recount all their campaigns in detail and they can't refuse? Maybe that's why all the Primarch's went missing...
Eisenhorn tetralogy was my first foray into 40k lore, fucking excellent and must recommend
If I was a Inquisitor I'd mostly keep tabs on fortress monasteries. Send vox hails to people across the void. Mainly just checking and making sure relations in which segementum I'm stuck in are on the up and up.
13:00 the inquisitor in question also tried to commit suicide by a grey knight when he realized how badly he fucked up but the grey knight didnt do it.
Inquisit-
Ye.
But I haven’t even-
Ye.
Aaaawwww yeah major kill lore videos are da bomb
It's amazing how you can explain WH40K lore in ten minutes while it takes your counterpart (no names mentioned) three painful hours to do. You da man bro. 😂👍🏻
For a second there, i thought it was joke time on "Ordo Sicarious" bit, in which you'll say. An order that keeps an eye on Cato Sicarious. That'll be so funny for me.
I love your videos!! Working a bit on your cadence would make them even bettah
Imperium world being attacked by hordes of demons: hurray it's the inquisition
Inquisition proceeding to exterminates the planet because the citizens on it now know about demons: oh no it's the inquisition
*fought the space wolves and pissed off Logan Grimnar* *Also done more to help than harm the Imperium* You can only one or the other, you cannot do both.
There are so many TTS gags about the Inquisition.
Wait until you get to the book pariah. That trilogy in the eisenhorn series is bonkers
Please do a video on different inquisitor retinues!
When it comes to bad ass Inquisitors with bad ass retinues..... Czevak deserves a mention. Hell.... he should get his own video. Read the novel Atlas Infernal.... you won't be disappointed.
Glad you are digging Eisenhorn. Let me know when you finish because it's so epic. Who's your favorite character major?
Warhammer 40k:inquisitor on PS4 is a great game. Only downside is lag, and lack of exterminautus.
Yes inquisitor, this link here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
^warning : Contains significant heresy
minor thing but can it be dawn of war instead of WOW :) it's small but it says that this is in WOW
Hmmmm🤔, is he admitting to heresy?
@Vlad Tepes coz
@Vlad Tepes They technically don't have their "own military" per se, but the reason being is because they need the retinue aka manpower they can get to do their missions. The Grey Knights, Deathwatch, and Sisters of Battle aren't 100% part of the Inquisition, they are the militant wing of it (50%).
Hope that helped
Btw who is your favorite Inquisitor? :)
Who is the bald red inquisitor???