Okay, that is genius. 2 pages of notes written on one page, in 2 different colors, and a device to filter one color out or the other. 1 page. Red pen. Blue pen. Old red and blue 3D glasses. That's literally genius level thinking.
Taking everything literally is the key. Doesnt always work out tho. In the army during explosives and munitions class the srgt asked me to name a few different mines... my blond brain; goldmine, coal mine and before i got to silver i was told to fuck off 😂
The guy with the strange disease and doing his own research is inspiring, just because all them educated folks couldn't or wouldn't do the work necessary to help him, I applaud his efforts, there is proof right there that a college education isn't necessarily needed in our world anymore, at least not the way it's set up right now
"It's a good thing everybody isn't a genius or the flight would crash on take off." It doesn't make a difference. They just charge more to store it in the storage compartment. So the same weight is in the plane just in a different area and with a higher cost. And a longer wait time at the airport for baggage claim.
I beat the system when I worked as a supervisor for a fueling company at an airport. A new person took the position of the head EPA agent (I don't remember her title) and started things off by being a strict as possible when it came to environmental concerns. I agree with this in principle, but implemented a rule that was completely impractical to follow, changing the size of a reportable amount of fuel spilled from anything over 1' in diameter, to "any amount of fuel that is spilled". Why is this impractical? Reporting it, doesn't mean... just logging it, reporting it means that the airports fire department has to come out and assess the situation, oversee clean up, and determine what caused the spill so that actions can be taken to prevent it in the future, all of which requires forms, and time. Lots of time. I beat the system by bringing attention to the absurdity of the rule, by maliciously following it to the letter. Every single time you disconnect from an aircraft, there will inevitably be a drop or two that drips onto the ground. The first day of the rule, I reported every, single, drop, that I, or the rest of my employees had. That's every flight they fueled, every time the refilled a truck, every. After about the third one, when the fire department realized what I was doing, they told me to call them if there were any actual fuel spills that needed to be worried about, handed me a stack of blank reports, and I even stayed late so that I could dutifully fill all of them out and send them in. The EPA agent tried to get me trouble, which could have resulted in lost time at work, or even a firing. But I broke no rule, and in fact had technically been the only person to actually FOLLOW the rule, and so the very next day the rule was changed, and a reasonable definition of spill size was defined. I have never been so proud to file paperwork in my entire life.
Well she did say every spill. I would of been more dramatic and set up cones and a perimeter maybe put on safety helmet for effect and of course if I can get one on short notice a megaphone.
In one of my GE Psych classes our professor told us that we got one sheet of paper to bring in for every exam. One kid wrote out all their notes and two years worth of previous exams(prof used pretty much the same exams every year) onto a huge roll of butcher paper for the final. Then proceeded to unroll all of their notes don’t the stairs in the lecture hall. It was hilarious 🤣
I had a nightmare roommate who worked from home. He knew the laws very well and made it impossible to evict him. So I changed the WiFi password. He left that week since he couldn’t work.
The reason he couldn't do that is because it's against the islam religion.... Shaking hand with women is forbidden unless the women is you wife/daughter/mother and many more
That prince is smart and progressive: wow! Not everything is literal, just like with the bible or other religious writing. We're Muslims and we shake hands with everyone or kiss someone's cheek as a greeting. We fast and pray and live together with lots of backgrounds. If people find a middle way they can all live with, you get to know that there's actually not that much difference between you.
The dad having his kids to draw him as he sleeps so they’d be quiet...what a genius lol. He got rest and the kids were in his “sight” while being occupied
I was working as a charge nurse in a 16 bed ICU. I worked p.m. and night shifts. We were chronically understaffed and on top of that, 75% of my staff were nurses with less than 1 year experience. No matter what I or my staff did, we weren’t staffed correctly because it saved money. Mind you, day shift was always staffed super good, which made this even harder to swallow. I consulted privately with a friend who specialized in medical malpractice. At his encouragement, I started writing a memo summarizing our staffing situation and why it was dangerous and sent that memo to my director, the chief nursing officer, and the CEO of the hospital. I did this every shift. It legally covered us nurses should something bad happen; makes the hospital and not the nurses liable for any patient error due to working critically short; and establishes that the hospital had a pattern of doing this. When my director and the chief nursing officer tried to retaliate against me, I took them directly to the Human Resources chief officer, who advised them to immediately cease and desist as she WAS aware of the laws regarding staffing and informed them I would be within my right to sue them and they would lose. She also informed them that the staffing needed to be adjusted as any of our nurses could easily sue for working conditions and win! End result was after 2 months of this, the hospital contracted with several agency nurses plus gave incentives to anybody picking up extra shifts. We also started an on call system for our staff to sign up for 6 hour increments to be available for very critical patients or sudden surges in our census. Problem solved and the end result was that we had so many nurses signing up for extra that we were able to completely get rid of the agency staff. Had this been done first, all could have been avoided.
Living in Iran. A girl friend of mine goes to stadium, disguised as guys, almost every week. Even the guards mostly know her (and know she's a girl), but are friendly towards her (mostly). She's sort of a home brewer and actually makes great stuff. Our friendship started when she contacted me on twitter (I was sort of a micro-celebrity before getting arrested for twitting political stuff, and now I'm waiting for the trial and possibly a year or so prison time). She offered me a bottle of home-made wine. It was great and she was a very good friend. Alas, they took my laptop and my cellphone and I lost contacts with my sweet beautiful friend. Iran's law is more extreme than you might imagine (I have personal horrible experiences other than being arrested for a ridiculous 'crime', but whoever reads this comment, won't believe those), but for the girls who attend the stadiums, compared to other horrific cases of jurisdiction in Iran, not so much. Most of them who get arrested, spend a couple of hours in jail, pay a little fine or bribe, and at most sign some papers and promise not to do that again, and then will do it again, and I'm totally proud of these nice beautiful ladies.
@@clashwithmoi8926 :)))))))) No. I was arrested, spent 9 days in solitary confinement and about two weeks in public jail, then my mom bailed me out, and I was tried some three weeks ago. The sentence hasn't been given to me yet, but according to my lawyer, it will be at least 3 years (for 'blasphemy' and 'insulting the supreme leader' and 'propaganda against the system'), and I'll spend a year or two of my forthcoming years in prison, then, as it happens, I'll be 'excused' by the leader if I don't cause any trouble. I'm not kidding, and if you want, I can show you the document proving my words.
IDK the one trick I did use (Which was probably my best so far) was this... So I do photography and they make these large cups that look like camera lenses. Many venues, like fairs and festivals don't want you to bring in outside food. I had a few of these cups (two were about 12" tall which I put 2 sandwiches into one, and filled the other with juice and taped it shut with a little black duct tape over what looked like the lens cap; the third one which was about 6" tall I just put trail mix into it). To the average person and security guard, they just looked like normal camera lenses. So I would put them in my camera bag and go through security and they would look and see that I had 4 lenses and a camera (or so they thought--only 1 of the lenses was actually real--the other 3 were fake lenses which were really cups meant for holding beverages, but I stored food in them instead). One instance the guy opened the bag and said "Nice lenses" and closed it back up and I was through security. And of course once you get into some of these venues, they can't tell where you got the food from unless of course it's from McDonalds or something pretty obvious. But I've done this several times, simply because they're just doing a quick check to make sure you don't have food or weapons.
I used to be able to get into movie theaters cheap because I look (and sometimes act) younger than I really am, with people thinking I was 12 when I was really 16 almost 17. Unfortunately, while people still get my age wrong, I don't look young enough for the discount anymore.
I did the same thing... I looked 12 when I was 18. Which worked well for a while but not anymore. I figure it’s a good thing coz when I’m 50 I’ll look like I’m 40 and I’m ok with that 😊
My brother was very tall, even before puberty. My parents lived in a small town and took his birth certificate to the manager there, because he was only 8years old and they weren’t going to pay adult prices for his tickets.
But they used to make a mistake. When they were still in the stadium they used to share a picture on them saying "hey, i sneaked in by this make up" and if they weren't lucky enough, the guards would see the post and find and arrest them. Where there was peak of these "Azadi Girls", stadium guard used to touch fans' genital to see if there's any balls to let them in. LoL This contued until on of them was senteced to (not remembering well) 6 or 12 months of imprisonment and she couldn't take it so she burnt herself alive and died. Then FIFA stepped in and after lots of pressure and threats, the goverment allowed them in, but only for national games. The rediculios point is there is no such a prohibition for Volleyball...
@@boredowl5339 who to check genitals u can just check chest if it was soft it will surely be girls and there will be no problem for boys to get their genitals touched
Wait, there was one more. This was sneaky and kinna technical. I was learning Turbo Pascal in school. Our teacher wanted us to write a program where you can enter in a sentence and it would count the number of words in that sentence returning it as output. While everyone slaved over writing functions to determine each of the characters if they were letters A-Z and the separation between the two, I quickly wrote code to count the number of SPACES in the sentence. For instance, "Go fly a kite." has 4-words in it. But it has 3-spaces. So my program was quick and direct, counting only the number spaces and then adding one. I finished before everyone else. While the whole class laughed and cheered at my ingenuity the teacher was not impressed gave me a C+ for completing the assignment correctly but for also being a smartass and not doing EXACTLY as he told me to.
It's crazy that our educational system discourages bright kids like you who focus on the goal and create a simple, logical solution rather than following a set procedure with no further thought. I've seen this with my niece too, the way they teach math is convoluted and requires a lot of extra steps compared to how I was taught many years ago. Smart kids like her who have an intuitive understanding of math and numbers and can get to the correct answer in a quicker, simpler way are "doing it wrong." Crazy! A2pha I assume you are in the US too but wherever you are, keep thinking like you do, don't let them turn you into a sheep who just follows the crowd. People like you who are original thinkers, who can simplify problems and/or solve them more quickly are successful in the real world and in their careers. Keep up the good work!
Technical won't pass all the test cases. What if someone adds a space in the end or at the beginning? But hey we are talking about pascal. So that's alright i guess.
thats insane. the point of coding is to learn how to solve problems like this simply and effectively; you shouldve had the highest score in class for being able to come up with the most effective solution.
I remember this time during finals week at my college, the teacher said we could have 4×6 flashcard with cheat notes on it, on the day of the final one student brought a 4×6 feet flashcard, the teacher was outraged, but the student said that she had not specified the measurement of the card, well played.
it's more of a social gathering than anything. at least i give them the benefit of the doubt as i don't like to insult those people's intelligence by thinking they actually believe in talking bushes and invisible sky gods ... some do, but most cannot think that way in 2020. studies show even most preachers do not technically believe what they preach
Once my history teacher said that we can use an index card with some stuff from the study guide but we can only use the front and back of one index card so my friend shrunk and printed the study guide and glued it on an index card. 🤣🤣🤣
Reading is fundamental! Doug is my hero! I have a lot of health conditions that cause me a lot of pain with diagnosis but no real treatments... but I’m gonna turn to books. Thanks Doug 🙏🏽
8:58 this shouldn't be done, they take the baggage weight to estimate to payload and fill the necessary fuel. If all the passengers did this, the airlines would fill less fuel and this may cause accidents.
I do not think they actually do that.. Probably all airplanes is full before every flight.. Plus pilots will see if low fuel and go for a refuel inclosest airport
Mario Maker actually no, the less fuel onboard the more fuel efficient the plane is because of the reduced weight. Therefore airlines fill up with just enough fuel to reach its destination + some maneuvers in case of emergencies. Too much weight on a plane can also cause it to either need a longer runway to take off, or not being able to take off at all. It also affects calculations for takeoff speeds. Therefore you should be honest on the weight of your luggage, there is a reason for the limits set.
My beat the system moment was where a teacher told me I could use a single index card for notes, front and back. I wrote it all in restaurant shorthand, and small enough that I had to use a magnifying glass to read it. Even better, I got all of the books answers on the card too. Since the final was based on the book, easy 100%
When I was 16 I spent a lot of my time playing video games and my mother told me that I needed to get more fresh air so I proceeded to crack open a window
The airlines are not trying to trick you when they insist on a baggage weight check. The have to stick to the calibrated weight for safety and amount of fuel required for this flight etc . Humorous yes but not well thought out.
I thought the same. Not sure how it works, but I'm pretty sure miscalculated overweight in a flight isn't safe. I surely wouldn't do it and I would be mad if I find out someone did it and jeopardize others safety to save some bucks.
I doubt you could really support the case without the digital scale not coming to a given weight, not worth the the trouble if your caught, not getting on your flight to save a few dollars, will make you look stupid,not smart,and in any case do really think the airlines are that daft and haven't seen it all before...
I can't say necessarily that I beat the system but there was one day I really wanted Pizza. I think I was 8-years old and told Dad I really wanted Pizza that day. I guess to teach me a lesson he looked straight at me and said, "Today. Specifically. You will not have pizza. You need to be aware of the difference between things you want and things you need." I didn't understand what he was getting at. So I went into the kitchen. Took one of the bread-buns made for hamburgers, spread ketchup all over the top of it, then took a hot dog and sliced it so think it was like little pepperoni's. Then garnished it with chopped green olives. I showed my creation to Dad saying this was MY PIZZA at which point he smiled and said, "Well now, you have proven me wrong. Just for that - tomorrow, we'll go out for real pizza." So to me, yeah, that was a WIN.
For the app removal scheme, I believe Apple and the PlayStore look at reviews and ratings over a period of time, which is why the app was likely NOT removed as a result of these students' actions. The frequency of the ratings was too narrow. I believe many will go as far as a few weeks before removing an app if there a is a significant trend in a negative direction.
While I was having history test, one of the questions was: "which year did the king ruled the kingdom"....then immediately after that this type of question: "when did the son ruled" on which I answered after the father (I knew only the father's years and found that the question is not specific enough :) )
Dimitar Bachvarow In that case the answer to the first question should have been, The king ruled the kingdom before his son became king and ruled the kingdom! The son ruled the kingdom after the father stopped ruling the kingdom!!!!!!
Here's how I beat the system: One day a week or so ago my mom told me to get off my phone and watch TV, that's when I had a eureka moment. The TV we had was a smart TV, so I put on UA-cam on my phone and mirrored it onto the TV. Take that mom.
People who beat the system UA-cam: it’s time for advertisements! Me: UNO Reverse card! UA-cam: nooo my only weakness Me: turns on ad blocker UA-cam: nooo plz stop you are ruining my reputation Me: turns on a VPN UA-cam: alright human you won this time! but next time you won’t be so lucky
Or just pay the $10 a month and get UA-cam Premium with Google music included that's what I do. I have the family plan for $17 and share it with friends I just add them to the family group 🤣.
Or..... you could use "Brave" search engine website. Free, works just like google. No adds or trackers. Stopped 35,000 ads and trackers, saved 30 minutes of ad viewing in 2 months on YT.
The Noface... I think they did too. When it was said ; money was spent on security , i knew it was no joking matter. Like sneaking into White House . Pretty people have no idea how nice their lives are. When I look at people , do I get a smile back? NO, I get, What are you looking at?.. YOU got a problem? Inside me , i say .. I am just trying to make it home. I love Cov 19 at times. I have never gotten so many smiles and Hi in my life. I am going to find excuse to wear mask the rest of my life. I am like Quasimoto on the outside and like Brad Pitt in Mr. Black before he gets hit by car on the inside ( that is what I tell myself anyways).
@@trevormiles5852 Yes I wish pretty people had to go a month in a hollywood makeup like in movies and make you just average/kinda ugly . See how well things go and try get a jobs ect. Geezus people it's not hard to smile and say hello or thanks because you held a door open ....!!
@@onebluemoon.268 Agreed, It does not take much effort. And it is not about us. Time and time again. If you do not protect yourself you become part of subtle jokes. that if you respond your accused of thin skin. You are right on the door issue , simple thanks, node , lol i feel like Janic Ian not Carly Simon song AT 17 should be playing in background. UA-cam is great cause you can not have this conversation in real life without being looked at with puppy eyes . Just an Air of Acknoledgment a breeze would make world of diffrence.
This story is not about bucking the system; it is about "thinking outside the box." In junior high my English teacher assigned homework of filling in blanks to a story. It started with "My friend (blank). I put in Al Capone as a laugh and then proceeded to reference Capone and the gangsters every way I could. Next day my teacher said everyone in class did the homework with a serious tone, and that only I(she said that I was the only one) who had fun with the assignment. This video made me recall that event. It is like the kid with the groot idea. More power to the Iranian women who dressed up as men!
Yeah it’s not how he got out. Google “Moondyne Joe” for the whole story and its much more amazing that is shown! It happened at Fremantle Prison, Western Australia, where I live
My parents when I was younger: Stop watching UA-cam kids!!! Me: *Proceeds to watch regular old youtube*
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When I was in high school they had a dress code requiring all male students to wear pants with belt loops and a belt. To protest, one student wore a frayed piece of rope as a belt threaded through his pants! He met the letter of the rules, just not the intent!
I worked at Dillon’s grocery store, and they have a no phone policy this annoyed me, so I bought a Bluetooth ear peice for my phone conversation and when I was bringing in the carts I would be talking with my friend making the task much less boring
There was one time last year where during a test my friend and I would communicate using coughs and sneezes where one sneeze was true two was false and we communicated like that and passed with flying colors
@@blankaa1 if I was teacher , i would do an emergency tracheotomy in class room with my favorite pen. And tell everyone I am saving you. ( thumbs up on your name.. he is good man, met him when I was a kid in the 90s ).
I spent 4 years on an aircraft carrier while in the Navy. On a visit to the island of St. Thomas, we were limited as how many could go ashore so as not to flood the market place with our 5000 sailors. To accomplish this, we were issued passes - certain colors for certain days. I worked in the division office and had access to colored paper and typewriter. My friend and partner in crime was a great artist and penciled in the ship's logo. No one was ever even suspicious.
Best thing I ever did to beat the system was my mom told me I couldn't bring my phone upstairs. so I put the sim card in my old phone and brought it upstairs ;)
I had a picture of a crush when I was younger that made me feel safe n distracted when I was out due to truama I had been through I struggle with cptsd but did not know it at the time. My mum tried to shame me about it like I was going out nude or something. (I recall she did the Same thing when I wanted to go for a walk she shamed me saying "why do you want to go out. To walk? Why. Where will you go. You have no friends. Your brother has friends. But you don't have friends." I said I can take a walk without friends. "Alone. You want to walk about alone outside alone and embarrass the family. What do you think people will think when they see see you walking about alone they'll think you are an idiot. You'll disgrace yourself. Youll embarrass yourself. You are forbidden to go out so you can get a walk. If you go out I'll lock the door and you won't get back in and you'll sleep out there." Basically my mother is an abuser. I was housebound imprisoned most of my upbringing with her. Maybe she was afraid one day I'll have my own mind and life and move out I was 16 or something then. I moved out at 17 when the abuse got worse and worse. She was violent and narcissist anyway. She begs now for me to come back and live with her again. That was in my late 20s claiming I don't have a job. When she asked if I work etc and telling her about PTSD and disability she ridiculed me about that too. I don't talk to her anymore for other reasons. Paedo stepdad still had nerve to ask me to go meet him in a cafe to see "how big I've grown because I must be a big girl by now" and added of course with mum she can be here of course ( knowing she wouldn't go she claims she can't go out at all exaggerated illnesses but then can when she wants to ) so anyway Anyway well when I was maybe 13-14 she told me to not carry about the picture. And if I do I will never get it back and she will bin it. (My mum and her paedo husband stole everything from me all the time. If stealing me away from my biological loving caring dad was not bad enough. They even binned my homework and forbade me taking it home.) Anyway so I agreed and decided to fold it up and put it in my jacket pocket instead. (She meant I can not take it out... but did not say that.) So with it in my pocket I never took it out and carried it about it was there though in my pocket where I knew it was still with me and made me feel little safer. Anyway I never saw that picture again though. You can not get away with stuff with a control freak narcissist mother. All she wants is her children to worship her and her only. I still remember today when waking up. My mother strangling and trying to snap my cat Jets neck when I was maybe 8 or 9. Because she said to Jet "why does Lorraine love you. You are a cat. You are taking her away from me." And then she got angry and I watched what she did thinking she can not be doing what I was seeing. And then I ran in the room crying out for her to stop hurting Jet and why was she putting his neck. She then proceeded to tell me she wasn't and ran out the room quickly telling me to stop spying on people. I basically always hang around the hallway it was the only bedroom I had as a child. And the kitchen light was off and she was in there which was unusual. I naturally saw my mother n cat together n felt drawn to join them but stopped when I heard what she said and did. The next time I caught her in there with Jet I was younger than 11 and she was telling him to take care of me. But I worry now what would have happened of I was not there to witness her abuse the first time. What if Jet had injuries. He had stomach issues and pains and suffered enough already plus bullying from the other cats. And I am sure he understood everything mother told him that day. Maybe even felt to blame or punished. He was a very smart cat. He would protect me from another paedo family member at night. While I slept. He could come in and wait for my attacker and threaten attack on him then lick me back to sleep. I also worry now when I was at school did she hurt him.
I feel like if a kid in school is smart enough to know how a Mobius strip only has one side and how to tape a simple piece of paper into a mobile strip then they should automatically get an A for that test or at least some bonus points
I've often seen the baggage handlers loading up big containers to go in the plane. Surely for balance they weigh those before loading them? It wouldn't make sense to weigh each piece separately & add it all up when they're being put in the holds in big batches.
I know of two. First one was a male friend of mine who decided no shirt no shoes no service was not fair, especially because it was so hot that day. So his remedy for the signs was, he carried his shirt and his shoes in his hands because it didn't say they had to be worn lol. Second was, my mother had an island in her kitchen that had the stove in it. My niece wanted something off the top of the refrigerator so she stood on the island and was reaching towards the fridge. My mom caught her swatted her butt, and said angrily "Don't you ever let me catch you doing that again.". To which my fast thinking niece replied "Don't worry grandma, I won't." implying she wouldn't let my mom catch her, not that she wouldn't ever do it again.
okay but the luggage thing at 9:00 is a problem. they charge more for heavier bags because workers aren't allowed to lift over a certain weight without using the buddy system. by doing that, sure you save money, but you're also putting another person at risk of doing themself physical harm attempting to lift a bag they didn't expect to be that heavy.
Have you ever beaten the system in a hilarious way?
Let me know!
No sadly but hi!
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Yhyh... lot's of times
ye ish
How have you became so smart?
Guy who's doctors couldn't cure him
"Fine ill do it myself"
"snaps his fingers"
Exactly
That something like House md
Doctors: hey that's illegal
“I gotta do everything myself huh?”🤣🤣
That 3D glasses note thing is absolutely genius
But what pen colour do they Write with ?
@@supremeblack8668 red and blue pens
@@supremeblack8668 color blind?
You’re allowed to take a test wearing a 3D glass?
@@supremeblack8668 color blind?
Imagine being so stubborn that you just cure yourself of an unknown disease
That was the most spectacular thing that I've heard.. what a brilliant guy
Idk maybe lack of research
Now, i really feel pathetic , I keep putting off my weight loss.
@Murican Ignorance How do you figure. Do you suspect he was faking somebody's elses diagnosis ?
Trevor Miles people fake diagnosis’s all the time, people can even fool the doctors and the hospital
Okay, that is genius. 2 pages of notes written on one page, in 2 different colors, and a device to filter one color out or the other. 1 page. Red pen. Blue pen. Old red and blue 3D glasses. That's literally genius level thinking.
Now if only I was this good at finding loopholes
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Taking everything literally is the key. Doesnt always work out tho. In the army during explosives and munitions class the srgt asked me to name a few different mines... my blond brain; goldmine, coal mine and before i got to silver i was told to fuck off 😂
When you tie your shoes next time look at the hunny ears they're actually loop holes. Try an jump through it when you see it.
Doug didn’t beat the system he said “ta hell with y’all, I’ll cure myself.”
No he beats his wife
The guy with the strange disease and doing his own research is inspiring, just because all them educated folks couldn't or wouldn't do the work necessary to help him, I applaud his efforts, there is proof right there that a college education isn't necessarily needed in our world anymore, at least not the way it's set up right now
LMAO,"The father taking a nap"it took me 30 sec to realize what he was doing,he deserve a medal ,well done
"Technically correct is the best kind of correct" So true
that's technically correct
teachers who get so impressed by rule breaking that they allow it are the best kinds of techers
Guy keeps his luggage under maximum weight. GENIUS.
It's a good thing everybody isn't a genius or the flight would crash on take off.
@@Dad_a_Monk boi thats alot
"It's a good thing everybody isn't a genius or the flight would crash on take off."
It doesn't make a difference. They just charge more to store it in the storage compartment. So the same weight is in the plane just in a different area and with a higher cost. And a longer wait time at the airport for baggage claim.
Nice pic lol
Holly shit...he's right...it's kitty Hitler!
Dad_a_Monk no but the side that the weight was shifted on wasnt on the scale so it was basically wietless
I beat the system when I worked as a supervisor for a fueling company at an airport. A new person took the position of the head EPA agent (I don't remember her title) and started things off by being a strict as possible when it came to environmental concerns. I agree with this in principle, but implemented a rule that was completely impractical to follow, changing the size of a reportable amount of fuel spilled from anything over 1' in diameter, to "any amount of fuel that is spilled". Why is this impractical? Reporting it, doesn't mean... just logging it, reporting it means that the airports fire department has to come out and assess the situation, oversee clean up, and determine what caused the spill so that actions can be taken to prevent it in the future, all of which requires forms, and time. Lots of time.
I beat the system by bringing attention to the absurdity of the rule, by maliciously following it to the letter. Every single time you disconnect from an aircraft, there will inevitably be a drop or two that drips onto the ground. The first day of the rule, I reported every, single, drop, that I, or the rest of my employees had. That's every flight they fueled, every time the refilled a truck, every. After about the third one, when the fire department realized what I was doing, they told me to call them if there were any actual fuel spills that needed to be worried about, handed me a stack of blank reports, and I even stayed late so that I could dutifully fill all of them out and send them in.
The EPA agent tried to get me trouble, which could have resulted in lost time at work, or even a firing. But I broke no rule, and in fact had technically been the only person to actually FOLLOW the rule, and so the very next day the rule was changed, and a reasonable definition of spill size was defined.
I have never been so proud to file paperwork in my entire life.
Hehe that's brilliant! Beat them at their own game!
That’s genius and I applaud your ingenuity.
I tip the hat for you
Well she did say every spill. I would of been more dramatic and set up cones and a perimeter maybe put on safety helmet for effect and of course if I can get one on short notice a megaphone.
In one of my GE Psych classes our professor told us that we got one sheet of paper to bring in for every exam. One kid wrote out all their notes and two years worth of previous exams(prof used pretty much the same exams every year) onto a huge roll of butcher paper for the final. Then proceeded to unroll all of their notes don’t the stairs in the lecture hall. It was hilarious 🤣
How I beat the system?
Mom: son stop playing on your phone and do something else.
Me: **uses computer**
I do the same thing
Savage lol
Me too lol
Maria Luisa for me ipad not phone
Mom: sets curfew for apps on my phone
Me: sets phone clock to daytime 😂
“We can’t cure you”
*I’ll read some books then*
@Snail Fetus lmao
I had a nightmare roommate who worked from home. He knew the laws very well and made it impossible to evict him. So I changed the WiFi password. He left that week since he couldn’t work.
Next time just play annoying music non stop and hide the speaker.They'll leave real quick.
Lol
Why wouldnt he just get his on internet?
Nexalian Gamer ReaLLY quickLY.
@@tylerramsey9502 yeah, this seems fake, it costs so much less to buy his own router than to find a new apartment
Man shakes hand of woman
All his friends
S I M P
LOL
The reason he couldn't do that is because it's against the islam religion....
Shaking hand with women is forbidden unless the women is you wife/daughter/mother and many more
@@MrX-un8cz Yes you are right...
That prince is smart and progressive: wow! Not everything is literal, just like with the bible or other religious writing. We're Muslims and we shake hands with everyone or kiss someone's cheek as a greeting. We fast and pray and live together with lots of backgrounds. If people find a middle way they can all live with, you get to know that there's actually not that much difference between you.
She has Corona noe
when I was a kid, me and my mom used to compete for falling asleep..poor me😂😂😂
Me and my grandpa used to do it! I didn't know it was because he wanted me to sleep lolll 😂 He won though- he sleeps in a minute-
@@ivythedazzlinggirl2289 is he still sleeping?
@@yaswanthreddy5913 No he's watching TV ;)
what bout yours eh? 🙏
Genius. I’ve learned about it 20 years too late. Still genius.
☘️🌝🌲
I poured coke into a pepsi cup thats how badass i am.
You really are😎
What about oringade in a Fanta cup
cheese jam YoU mOnsTEr
NOOO! It is FORBIDDEN
😯 wow
The dad having his kids to draw him as he sleeps so they’d be quiet...what a genius lol. He got rest and the kids were in his “sight” while being occupied
i doubt he actually got more than 5 minutes af sleep
I was working as a charge nurse in a 16 bed ICU. I worked p.m. and night shifts. We were chronically understaffed and on top of that, 75% of my staff were nurses with less than 1 year experience. No matter what I or my staff did, we weren’t staffed correctly because it saved money. Mind you, day shift was always staffed super good, which made this even harder to swallow. I consulted privately with a friend who specialized in medical malpractice. At his encouragement, I started writing a memo summarizing our staffing situation and why it was dangerous and sent that memo to my director, the chief nursing officer, and the CEO of the hospital. I did this every shift. It legally covered us nurses should something bad happen; makes the hospital and not the nurses liable for any patient error due to working critically short; and establishes that the hospital had a pattern of doing this. When my director and the chief nursing officer tried to retaliate against me, I took them directly to the Human Resources chief officer, who advised them to immediately cease and desist as she WAS aware of the laws regarding staffing and informed them I would be within my right to sue them and they would lose. She also informed them that the staffing needed to be adjusted as any of our nurses could easily sue for working conditions and win! End result was after 2 months of this, the hospital contracted with several agency nurses plus gave incentives to anybody picking up extra shifts. We also started an on call system for our staff to sign up for 6 hour increments to be available for very critical patients or sudden surges in our census. Problem solved and the end result was that we had so many nurses signing up for extra that we were able to completely get rid of the agency staff. Had this been done first, all could have been avoided.
That's pretty genius
Living in Iran.
A girl friend of mine goes to stadium, disguised as guys, almost every week. Even the guards mostly know her (and know she's a girl), but are friendly towards her (mostly). She's sort of a home brewer and actually makes great stuff. Our friendship started when she contacted me on twitter (I was sort of a micro-celebrity before getting arrested for twitting political stuff, and now I'm waiting for the trial and possibly a year or so prison time). She offered me a bottle of home-made wine. It was great and she was a very good friend. Alas, they took my laptop and my cellphone and I lost contacts with my sweet beautiful friend.
Iran's law is more extreme than you might imagine (I have personal horrible experiences other than being arrested for a ridiculous 'crime', but whoever reads this comment, won't believe those), but for the girls who attend the stadiums, compared to other horrific cases of jurisdiction in Iran, not so much. Most of them who get arrested, spend a couple of hours in jail, pay a little fine or bribe, and at most sign some papers and promise not to do that again, and then will do it again, and I'm totally proud of these nice beautiful ladies.
Hosseyn Shanbeh Zaadeh wait are you commenting on UA-cam from prison?
@@clashwithmoi8926
:))))))))
No. I was arrested, spent 9 days in solitary confinement and about two weeks in public jail, then my mom bailed me out, and I was tried some three weeks ago. The sentence hasn't been given to me yet, but according to my lawyer, it will be at least 3 years (for 'blasphemy' and 'insulting the supreme leader' and 'propaganda against the system'), and I'll spend a year or two of my forthcoming years in prison, then, as it happens, I'll be 'excused' by the leader if I don't cause any trouble.
I'm not kidding, and if you want, I can show you the document proving my words.
@@hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342 Ahhhh That rule is so tight and strict, might as well turn it into a rope to tie people down.
Wish you the best of luck! You did what u felt necessary.
@@noistune5707
Thanks pal.
IDK the one trick I did use (Which was probably my best so far) was this... So I do photography and they make these large cups that look like camera lenses. Many venues, like fairs and festivals don't want you to bring in outside food. I had a few of these cups (two were about 12" tall which I put 2 sandwiches into one, and filled the other with juice and taped it shut with a little black duct tape over what looked like the lens cap; the third one which was about 6" tall I just put trail mix into it). To the average person and security guard, they just looked like normal camera lenses. So I would put them in my camera bag and go through security and they would look and see that I had 4 lenses and a camera (or so they thought--only 1 of the lenses was actually real--the other 3 were fake lenses which were really cups meant for holding beverages, but I stored food in them instead). One instance the guy opened the bag and said "Nice lenses" and closed it back up and I was through security. And of course once you get into some of these venues, they can't tell where you got the food from unless of course it's from McDonalds or something pretty obvious. But I've done this several times, simply because they're just doing a quick check to make sure you don't have food or weapons.
I used to be able to get into movie theaters cheap because I look (and sometimes act) younger than I really am, with people thinking I was 12 when I was really 16 almost 17.
Unfortunately, while people still get my age wrong, I don't look young enough for the discount anymore.
I'm the opposite. I look 16 but I'm only just 12
Kinda feel bad for you Seth
I did the same thing... I looked 12 when I was 18. Which worked well for a while but not anymore. I figure it’s a good thing coz when I’m 50 I’ll look like I’m 40 and I’m ok with that 😊
@@emilyalcorn3547, I am 42 and people guess my age between 25 and 35. Lol...
My brother was very tall, even before puberty. My parents lived in a small town and took his birth certificate to the manager there, because he was only 8years old and they weren’t going to pay adult prices for his tickets.
08:53 The scales are also used to comply with weight and balance limits.
Definitely the middle eastern women!! That’s pretty brave!
Yup
But they used to make a mistake.
When they were still in the stadium they used to share a picture on them saying "hey, i sneaked in by this make up" and if they weren't lucky enough, the guards would see the post and find and arrest them.
Where there was peak of these "Azadi Girls", stadium guard used to touch fans' genital to see if there's any balls to let them in. LoL
This contued until on of them was senteced to (not remembering well) 6 or 12 months of imprisonment and she couldn't take it so she burnt herself alive and died.
Then FIFA stepped in and after lots of pressure and threats, the goverment allowed them in, but only for national games.
The rediculios point is there is no such a prohibition for Volleyball...
@@boredowl5339 why would guards check to see people's balls?
@@clinically_insane_ to see if they're really men or women with fake beard
@@boredowl5339 who to check genitals u can just check chest
if it was soft it will surely be girls and there will be no problem for boys to get their genitals touched
Wait, there was one more. This was sneaky and kinna technical. I was learning Turbo Pascal in school. Our teacher wanted us to write a program where you can enter in a sentence and it would count the number of words in that sentence returning it as output.
While everyone slaved over writing functions to determine each of the characters if they were letters A-Z and the separation between the two, I quickly wrote code to count the number of SPACES in the sentence.
For instance, "Go fly a kite." has 4-words in it. But it has 3-spaces. So my program was quick and direct, counting only the number spaces and then adding one.
I finished before everyone else. While the whole class laughed and cheered at my ingenuity the teacher was not impressed gave me a C+ for completing the assignment correctly but for also being a smartass and not doing EXACTLY as he told me to.
It's crazy that our educational system discourages bright kids like you who focus on the goal and create a simple, logical solution rather than following a set procedure with no further thought. I've seen this with my niece too, the way they teach math is convoluted and requires a lot of extra steps compared to how I was taught many years ago. Smart kids like her who have an intuitive understanding of math and numbers and can get to the correct answer in a quicker, simpler way are "doing it wrong." Crazy!
A2pha I assume you are in the US too but wherever you are, keep thinking like you do, don't let them turn you into a sheep who just follows the crowd. People like you who are original thinkers, who can simplify problems and/or solve them more quickly are successful in the real world and in their careers. Keep up the good work!
@@leslie6938 All of those extra steps are mostly so its recognizable to teachers. But it dupes on the actual goal of learning it.
Technical won't pass all the test cases. What if someone adds a space in the end or at the beginning? But hey we are talking about pascal. So that's alright i guess.
C+ didn't last long, but it was better than Turbo Pascal.
lol
thats insane. the point of coding is to learn how to solve problems like this simply and effectively; you shouldve had the highest score in class for being able to come up with the most effective solution.
You go to a concert and everyone is just wearing a high vis 😂😂😂😂
That's an Australian concert where all the tradies have knocked off for the day and went to join their 16yo GF at the rave lol
I'm a teacher. the one-sided notes trick and the blue/red glasses trick are genius. haha. i'll be super impressed if one of my students did it.
The dad was a genius 😂
I remember this time during finals week at my college, the teacher said we could have 4×6 flashcard with cheat notes on it, on the day of the final one student brought a 4×6 feet flashcard, the teacher was outraged, but the student said that she had not specified the measurement of the card, well played.
When you use a teachers knack for taking off points if you dont specify what the measurement is against them
👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
Is your friend with the 4x6 foot flashcard studying, by any chance, to be a Philadelphia lawyer?
Brilliant
3:00 why you go to church if you don't even wanna pay attention? lmao.
it's more of a social gathering than anything. at least i give them the benefit of the doubt as i don't like to insult those people's intelligence by thinking they actually believe in talking bushes and invisible sky gods ... some do, but most cannot think that way in 2020. studies show even most preachers do not technically believe what they preach
I guess he maybe went along to keep his wife company?
Once my history teacher said that we can use an index card with some stuff from the study guide but we can only use the front and back of one index card so my friend shrunk and printed the study guide and glued it on an index card. 🤣🤣🤣
Reading is fundamental! Doug is my hero! I have a lot of health conditions that cause me a lot of pain with diagnosis but no real treatments... but I’m gonna turn to books. Thanks Doug 🙏🏽
Mad props to the guy that figured out his surgery issue.. well done sir
8:58 this shouldn't be done, they take the baggage weight to estimate to payload and fill the necessary fuel. If all the passengers did this, the airlines would fill less fuel and this may cause accidents.
I do not think they actually do that.. Probably all airplanes is full before every flight.. Plus pilots will see if low fuel and go for a refuel inclosest airport
Mario Maker actually no, the less fuel onboard the more fuel efficient the plane is because of the reduced weight. Therefore airlines fill up with just enough fuel to reach its destination + some maneuvers in case of emergencies. Too much weight on a plane can also cause it to either need a longer runway to take off, or not being able to take off at all. It also affects calculations for takeoff speeds. Therefore you should be honest on the weight of your luggage, there is a reason for the limits set.
They don't weigh the passengers. They just take averages.
there is absolutely no danger in one passenger carrying on a few more ounces than were measured, or every passenger doing so for that matter.
Jeeez why to make a funny and interesting video miserable someone come claim their lost Karen
My beat the system moment was where a teacher told me I could use a single index card for notes, front and back. I wrote it all in restaurant shorthand, and small enough that I had to use a magnifying glass to read it. Even better, I got all of the books answers on the card too. Since the final was based on the book, easy 100%
3:28 this guy is an madlad
A guy i knew once solved a maze(the kind you draw on) by simply drawing around the entire maze to get to the end
When I was 16 I spent a lot of my time playing video games and my mother told me that I needed to get more fresh air so I proceeded to crack open a window
See that would have gotten me a beaten and order to get outside
That's your mum being polite. Have a shower you probably stink :P
"I'm Groot"😂😂
Random fact:
Goats have rectangular pupils in their eyes.
Weird
Question : is there something bigger than space itself?
@@erikjmiller yes, the universe
@@kaiwut but he could meant the usual "space" not the outer space.
I have 3 goats ad home
The airlines are not trying to trick you when they insist on a baggage weight check. The have to stick to the calibrated weight for safety and amount of fuel required for this flight etc . Humorous yes but not well thought out.
I thought the same. Not sure how it works, but I'm pretty sure miscalculated overweight in a flight isn't safe. I surely wouldn't do it and I would be mad if I find out someone did it and jeopardize others safety to save some bucks.
I doubt you could really support the case without the digital scale not coming to a given weight, not worth the the trouble if your caught, not getting on your flight to save a few dollars, will make you look stupid,not smart,and in any case do really think the airlines are that daft and haven't seen it all before...
are you dumb? if he hadn't done that his luggage would have been sent to the plane's hold, with the only difference being he had to pay more
That's just straight up cheating the system tbh
These ladies, I mean gentlemen....... oh hey someone scored!
1:10 the left one has wore his shirt backwards 🤣🤣
My grade 12 calculus teacher would have excused you from the test and given 100% if you brought a mobius strip cheat sheet.
I can't say necessarily that I beat the system but there was one day I really wanted Pizza. I think I was 8-years old and told Dad I really wanted Pizza that day. I guess to teach me a lesson he looked straight at me and said, "Today. Specifically. You will not have pizza. You need to be aware of the difference between things you want and things you need."
I didn't understand what he was getting at. So I went into the kitchen. Took one of the bread-buns made for hamburgers, spread ketchup all over the top of it, then took a hot dog and sliced it so think it was like little pepperoni's. Then garnished it with chopped green olives.
I showed my creation to Dad saying this was MY PIZZA at which point he smiled and said, "Well now, you have proven me wrong. Just for that - tomorrow, we'll go out for real pizza."
So to me, yeah, that was a WIN.
For the app removal scheme, I believe Apple and the PlayStore look at reviews and ratings over a period of time, which is why the app was likely NOT removed as a result of these students' actions. The frequency of the ratings was too narrow. I believe many will go as far as a few weeks before removing an app if there a is a significant trend in a negative direction.
Wear all the clothes you plan on wearing for a trip. Put them ALL on and then get on the plane so they can’t charge you for luggage
I remember a story of some one doing this and they had passed out of a heat stroke mid flight.
2:52 Had me laughing water through my nose. That is ingenuity right there
The red pen blue pen was ingenious! Add that to the Mobius strip and you're a professional!🤔
While I was having history test, one of the questions was: "which year did the king ruled the kingdom"....then immediately after that this type of question: "when did the son ruled" on which I answered after the father (I knew only the father's years and found that the question is not specific enough :) )
Dimitar Bachvarow
In that case the answer to the first question should have been,
The king ruled the kingdom before his son became king and ruled the kingdom!
The son ruled the kingdom after the father stopped ruling the kingdom!!!!!!
Grammar?
Bryan Ceron karen
Boke Senpai framer
Bryan Ceron tf is that Pizza Hut lookin ass grades
Am I the only one who teared up at the sight of those women in drag? That must have been so AWESOME!
Here's how I beat the system: One day a week or so ago my mom told me to get off my phone and watch TV, that's when I had a eureka moment. The TV we had was a smart TV, so I put on UA-cam on my phone and mirrored it onto the TV. Take that mom.
Isn’t there a UA-cam app **on** the tv
Ok no electronics.
“Pure genius with a healthy sprinkle of blasphemy”🤣🤣🤣
People who beat the system
UA-cam: it’s time for advertisements!
Me: UNO Reverse card!
UA-cam: nooo my only weakness
Me: turns on ad blocker
UA-cam: nooo plz stop you are ruining my reputation
Me: turns on a VPN
UA-cam: alright human you won this time! but next time you won’t be so lucky
...
Vpn is how to block hackers
Or just pay the $10 a month and get UA-cam Premium with Google music included that's what I do. I have the family plan for $17 and share it with friends I just add them to the family group 🤣.
Or..... you could use "Brave" search engine website. Free, works just like google. No adds or trackers. Stopped 35,000 ads and trackers, saved 30 minutes of ad viewing in 2 months on YT.
U don't need ad blockers, just exit the vid and watch it again, the ad. Mostly disappears or is relocated in the video
"Hey look someone Scored!" Is the best Line I've ever heard in this videoXDDD
0:50 If that is their sense of style i wouldn't want them painting the walls either.
I am quite impressed on how Mr. Lindsay studied his condition and came up with a treatment for his condition on top of no formal training👍.
The one when the guy gets in concerts without tickets makes me feel hitman game vibe you feel me
The Noface... I think they did too. When it was said ; money was spent on security , i knew it was no joking matter. Like sneaking into White House . Pretty people have no idea how nice their lives are. When I look at people , do I get a smile back? NO, I get, What are you looking at?.. YOU got a problem? Inside me , i say .. I am just trying to make it home. I love Cov 19 at times. I have never gotten so many smiles and Hi in my life. I am going to find excuse to wear mask the rest of my life. I am like Quasimoto on the outside and like Brad Pitt in Mr. Black before he gets hit by car on the inside ( that is what I tell myself anyways).
@@trevormiles5852 Yes I wish pretty people had to go a month in a hollywood makeup like in movies and make you just average/kinda ugly . See how well things go and try get a jobs ect. Geezus people it's not hard to smile and say hello or thanks because you held a door open ....!!
@@onebluemoon.268 Agreed, It does not take much effort. And it is not about us. Time and time again. If you do not protect yourself you become part of subtle jokes. that if you respond your accused of thin skin. You are right on the door issue , simple thanks, node , lol i feel like Janic Ian not Carly Simon song AT 17 should be playing in background. UA-cam is great cause you can not have this conversation in real life without being looked at with puppy eyes . Just an Air of Acknoledgment a breeze would make world of diffrence.
This story is not about bucking the system; it is about "thinking outside the box." In junior high my English teacher assigned homework of filling in blanks to a story. It started with "My friend (blank). I put in Al Capone as a laugh and then proceeded to reference Capone and the gangsters every way I could. Next day my teacher said everyone in class did the homework with a serious tone, and that only I(she said that I was the only one) who had fun with the assignment. This video made me recall that event. It is like the kid with the groot idea. More power to the Iranian women who dressed up as men!
The last one just makes me think of John Cleese asking "Are there any Women here today?"
Or when he introduced my country-mate stand-up comedian Omid Djalili. That's a great bit. Google it.
5:43 is not the Johore Crown Prince. That's the picture of his younger brother, Tunku Idris Iskandar. The Crown Prince is Tunku Ismail Idris.
wonder how many people noticed the one at 1:04 the kid on the left has his shirt on backwards, the buttons are on his back!
Kid: gets a thing and puts cheese in it teacher: no eating in class! also kid: who’s in charge here?
When Malaysian Saw the Johor's prime minister
[Happy Malaysian Noise]
Lagi2 kalau org Johor hahaha
Dan lagi satu 8:12
Johor's Prime Minister? Johor has declared themselves leaving Malaysia eh apek?
1:25 ain't nobody need that when you sit in a back row
3:16 THATS THE GUY STALKING KITBOGA!
6:35 This guy gives Michael Scofield a run for his money😂😂
Yeah it’s not how he got out. Google “Moondyne Joe” for the whole story and its much more amazing that is shown! It happened at Fremantle Prison, Western Australia, where I live
Random myth or fact:
When you stare long enough into the eyes of a goat, you swap souls with it.
Is that actually real...
@@Dabib my first time hearing this was from a girl who I studied abroad with. I'm not sure of the origin
Fact : when I stare at you long enough into your eyes, I get transported to heaven
It works!!
What if the goat is blind
"If you get out again I'll forgive you" 😂😂😂 this mahn is cool tho 😂MG.
Did anyone else notice that at 1:08 the kid in the bottom right is wearing his shirt backwards?
Anyone.
My parents when I was younger: Stop watching UA-cam kids!!!
Me: *Proceeds to watch regular old youtube*
When I was in high school they had a dress code requiring all male students to wear pants with belt loops and a belt. To protest, one student wore a frayed piece of rope as a belt threaded through his pants! He met the letter of the rules, just not the intent!
Dad tasking kids to draw him lying down. Parenting skills level = ADVANCED 😂
I worked at Dillon’s grocery store, and they have a no phone policy this annoyed me, so I bought a Bluetooth ear peice for my phone conversation and when I was bringing in the carts I would be talking with my friend making the task much less boring
There was one time last year where during a test my friend and I would communicate using coughs and sneezes where one sneeze was true two was false and we communicated like that and passed with flying colors
My teacher would have said to shut the fuck up or kicked me out of class if i pulled that. 2 coughs and i was already getting stared
These days that will get u 2 weeks in isolation
That'll not work this time 😂 you will be kick out in your school or ended up being a covid patient in a hospital😂. ( I tried that smart way too 😂)
@@blankaa1 if I was teacher , i would do an emergency tracheotomy in class room with my favorite pen. And tell everyone I am saving you. ( thumbs up on your name.. he is good man, met him when I was a kid in the 90s ).
@@KishaMacalino yeah covid is real lmao ... you liberals are so out of touch
I spent 4 years on an aircraft carrier while in the Navy. On a visit to the island of St. Thomas, we were limited as how many could go ashore so as not to flood the market place with our 5000 sailors. To accomplish this, we were issued passes - certain colors for certain days. I worked in the division office and had access to colored paper and typewriter. My friend and partner in crime was a great artist and penciled in the ship's logo. No one was ever even suspicious.
9:20 Well the App removement is Practical in INDIA now.
Tik ### right now.....REDDITOR STAND UP!
Allowed material in an exam. Damn. Guess the objective is not to fail but truly learning
I live about 30 minutes away from house of doors
Unfortunately they took it down a while ago
I wish my school rebelled like that. Even though most of us didn’t do the homework because the teacher can’t check it !
Best thing I ever did to beat the system was my mom told me I couldn't bring my phone upstairs. so I put the sim card in my old phone and brought it upstairs ;)
I had a picture of a crush when I was younger that made me feel safe n distracted when I was out due to truama I had been through I struggle with cptsd but did not know it at the time.
My mum tried to shame me about it like I was going out nude or something.
(I recall she did the Same thing when I wanted to go for a walk she shamed me saying "why do you want to go out. To walk? Why. Where will you go. You have no friends. Your brother has friends. But you don't have friends." I said I can take a walk without friends. "Alone. You want to walk about alone outside alone and embarrass the family. What do you think people will think when they see see you walking about alone they'll think you are an idiot. You'll disgrace yourself. Youll embarrass yourself. You are forbidden to go out so you can get a walk. If you go out I'll lock the door and you won't get back in and you'll sleep out there."
Basically my mother is an abuser. I was housebound imprisoned most of my upbringing with her. Maybe she was afraid one day I'll have my own mind and life and move out I was 16 or something then. I moved out at 17 when the abuse got worse and worse. She was violent and narcissist anyway. She begs now for me to come back and live with her again. That was in my late 20s claiming I don't have a job. When she asked if I work etc and telling her about PTSD and disability she ridiculed me about that too. I don't talk to her anymore for other reasons. Paedo stepdad still had nerve to ask me to go meet him in a cafe to see "how big I've grown because I must be a big girl by now" and added of course with mum she can be here of course ( knowing she wouldn't go she claims she can't go out at all exaggerated illnesses but then can when she wants to ) so anyway
Anyway well when I was maybe 13-14 she told me to not carry about the picture. And if I do I will never get it back and she will bin it.
(My mum and her paedo husband stole everything from me all the time. If stealing me away from my biological loving caring dad was not bad enough. They even binned my homework and forbade me taking it home.)
Anyway so I agreed and decided to fold it up and put it in my jacket pocket instead. (She meant I can not take it out... but did not say that.) So with it in my pocket I never took it out and carried it about it was there though in my pocket where I knew it was still with me and made me feel little safer. Anyway I never saw that picture again though. You can not get away with stuff with a control freak narcissist mother. All she wants is her children to worship her and her only.
I still remember today when waking up. My mother strangling and trying to snap my cat Jets neck when I was maybe 8 or 9. Because she said to Jet "why does Lorraine love you. You are a cat. You are taking her away from me." And then she got angry and I watched what she did thinking she can not be doing what I was seeing. And then I ran in the room crying out for her to stop hurting Jet and why was she putting his neck. She then proceeded to tell me she wasn't and ran out the room quickly telling me to stop spying on people.
I basically always hang around the hallway it was the only bedroom I had as a child. And the kitchen light was off and she was in there which was unusual. I naturally saw my mother n cat together n felt drawn to join them but stopped when I heard what she said and did. The next time I caught her in there with Jet I was younger than 11 and she was telling him to take care of me.
But I worry now what would have happened of I was not there to witness her abuse the first time. What if Jet had injuries. He had stomach issues and pains and suffered enough already plus bullying from the other cats. And I am sure he understood everything mother told him that day. Maybe even felt to blame or punished. He was a very smart cat. He would protect me from another paedo family member at night. While I slept. He could come in and wait for my attacker and threaten attack on him then lick me back to sleep. I also worry now when I was at school did she hurt him.
@@healingandgrowth-infp4677 Oh my gosh im so sorry
I loved the baggage lifting with the feet.... genius! I’m gonna try that one for sure!
Same. At least just to shave enough weight to meet the weight limit. Say if you were a pound over or less
Where did u find that Paul Bunyan statue picture(the first one). That is my hometown it’s very small. What a surprise.
i like how bro ended it off at the end lmaooo. ladies, gents, oh hey look someone scored
I played your video and went to sleep so that you get a view and I can sleep
Legendary 🤣🤣🤣
Yes
God is that you
@@pepperonisquad104 Atlast, you have found me my child.
@@smexy65 🤗
I feel like if a kid in school is smart enough to know how a Mobius strip only has one side and how to tape a simple piece of paper into a mobile strip then they should automatically get an A for that test or at least some bonus points
Love this video! Plz do more Darwin awards I love those video's
6:20 The same thing happened to a Japanese man. He escaped 2 prisons and 2 special cell because of his intelligence.
Yoshie Shiratori
This isn’t really what happened though lmao. Google “Moondyne Joe” for the story
Could only get a certain amount of tp on local store. so after shopping.. so I put on a fake mustache and got more...
Doug is a GENIUS... Freaking amazing.
Me and a friend took out my school's Wi-Fi for couple months straight so we don't need to do anywork in class
How u turn off the WiFi?
And how did they not know how to tun it on?
Oh and the probably would make u do appear work
bro isn’t that like ddosing or something
that’s illegal
The teacher letting the student use the page of notes because they were impressed is exactly what’s wrong with the school system.
5:43 TMJ 👍👌
How I beat the system?
Mom: son stop playing on your phone and do something else.
Me: *uses computer*
I’m pretty sure what the guy did with his luggage’s actually dangerous
I've often seen the baggage handlers loading up big containers to go in the plane.
Surely for balance they weigh those before loading them?
It wouldn't make sense to weigh each piece separately & add it all up when they're being put in the holds in big batches.
I know of two.
First one was a male friend of mine who decided no shirt no shoes no service was not fair, especially because it was so hot that day. So his remedy for the signs was, he carried his shirt and his shoes in his hands because it didn't say they had to be worn lol.
Second was, my mother had an island in her kitchen that had the stove in it. My niece wanted something off the top of the refrigerator so she stood on the island and was reaching towards the fridge. My mom caught her swatted her butt, and said angrily "Don't you ever let me catch you doing that again.". To which my fast thinking niece replied "Don't worry grandma, I won't." implying she wouldn't let my mom catch her, not that she wouldn't ever do it again.
5:07 HITMAN™ partysolution
okay but the luggage thing at 9:00 is a problem. they charge more for heavier bags because workers aren't allowed to lift over a certain weight without using the buddy system. by doing that, sure you save money, but you're also putting another person at risk of doing themself physical harm attempting to lift a bag they didn't expect to be that heavy.
People still gonna do it unless they all get booted from flights from now on.