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  • @Jay-wh8qh
    @Jay-wh8qh 2 роки тому +542

    Gray finds the crappiest games, and makes them the most interesting games with his twisted sense of humor😂😂😂

  • @thesabzin
    @thesabzin 2 роки тому +236

    "The whole point of being human is to eventually not be a human anymore"
    And thus, Gray has perfectly summarized the entire philosophy of transhumanism. And cyberpunk.

    • @durandol
      @durandol 2 роки тому +10

      Please don't give Gray cyberware, he's ALREADY a psycho!

    • @TTIOttio
      @TTIOttio 2 роки тому +2

      I came here specifically to say this :p

  • @-Anonyy-
    @-Anonyy- 2 роки тому +504

    Evolution? Nah. murder? Nah. Evolution and murder? Yes.

    • @pjmcneil6789
      @pjmcneil6789 2 роки тому +9

      So true

    • @Duck-Confused
      @Duck-Confused 2 роки тому +8

      Needs to be pinned 100%💯

    • @-Anonyy-
      @-Anonyy- 2 роки тому +4

      Holy where did the likes come from

    • @-Anonyy-
      @-Anonyy- 2 роки тому +4

      IT JUST HAD 1 like 2 minutes ago

    • @Duck-Confused
      @Duck-Confused 2 роки тому +6

      @@-Anonyy- from psycopaths like me

  • @RJ.the.artist
    @RJ.the.artist 2 роки тому +583

    “2000 years of evolution and all we did is just kill everyone we met.”
    Sounds like humanity, Gray.😂

    • @ThatGUY666666
      @ThatGUY666666 2 роки тому +20

      Damn, I wanted to say that...oh well, I tip my hat to you

    • @wdowa82
      @wdowa82 2 роки тому +9

      I don't tip my hat to u

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 2 роки тому +10

      You said that before me. Damn, hats off to you!!

    • @giannifanelli
      @giannifanelli 2 роки тому +2

      What is the name of the game ?!?'٫?!.!!٫!٫!٫

    • @gordanaprasnjak6028
      @gordanaprasnjak6028 2 роки тому +1

      @@giannifanelli "Human evolution" i think

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 2 роки тому +46

    I love that gray sees characters in bikinis belly-dancing and he gets confused.
    Gray's Floridian brain can only comprehend *violence.*
    And full liquor bars.

  • @MTTT1234
    @MTTT1234 2 роки тому +102

    Gosh! Gray really knows his history, he perfectly named the Roman sword a Gladius!

    • @Fidgetthebatpony
      @Fidgetthebatpony 2 роки тому +37

      Or at the very least he knows weapons

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 роки тому +29

      He's from Florida, so weapon identification is a valuable skill

    • @shockmazta3116
      @shockmazta3116 2 роки тому +7

      Well he owns a Gladius irl, as well as a bunch of other melee weapons so...

    • @JaxtonBoizYT
      @JaxtonBoizYT 10 місяців тому

      Than he isn’t gray@@Fidgetthebatpony

  • @AdamAlbilya1
    @AdamAlbilya1 2 роки тому +18

    5:04 - "And now I can buy new people..."
    - GrayStillPlays, 2022.

    • @Pigzter
      @Pigzter Рік тому +1

      "And now i can buy a new people"

  • @TheZoenGaming
    @TheZoenGaming 2 роки тому +53

    😅First 10 seconds and Gray shows that his math skills still aren't up to par when he has to choose quickly. I also love that he keeps upgrading the money pickups rather than the years, when the years would get him to the extra bonuses at the end.

  • @Rhoaris
    @Rhoaris 2 роки тому +11

    Gray is the only person who could find a game that not only disregards Darwin's Theory, but also ends the run with Endoskeletons from the Terminator franchise.

  • @siveyaschwartz3610
    @siveyaschwartz3610 2 роки тому +17

    I love how Gray can turn anything stupid!

  • @hubertrozalski7070
    @hubertrozalski7070 2 роки тому +9

    12:46 It costs 400000 dollars to evolve...for twelve seconds.

  • @MikeIsInnaJar
    @MikeIsInnaJar 2 роки тому +73

    I love how everything Gray has to say is related to violence and drügs in some way

    • @coneheadsilly
      @coneheadsilly 2 роки тому +3

      this isnt tiktok you dont have to censor it

    • @-Anonyy-
      @-Anonyy- 2 роки тому +1

      @@coneheadsilly Fr lol

    • @SomeIceGuy
      @SomeIceGuy 2 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget sex and alcohol!

    • @MikeIsInnaJar
      @MikeIsInnaJar 2 роки тому +1

      @@SomeIceGuy Couldn’t forget it ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 2 роки тому +1

      @@coneheadsilly Walter White will be campaigning against censorship.

  • @NotTXE
    @NotTXE 2 роки тому +30

    Who loves how gray will find the most terrible games and turn it to the most interesting video on UA-cam???😂😂

  • @michellehoagland_
    @michellehoagland_ 2 роки тому +12

    When some cowboys send some gladiators to the moon you *know* it’s a good game.

  • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
    @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 2 роки тому +23

    This is a correct representation of what happened if humankind evolved too much🤣
    Also, i would love to see Gray do a monthly Sims Video again, i missed Spleens and Florida Man😂

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly!!! I keep suggesting he do a men vs women challenge, it'd be pretty entertaining I'm sure

    • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
      @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame 2 роки тому +2

      @@Amy_the_Lizard a Man vs Dee (or Lovespudding) families challenge would be entertaining

    • @charleswright4906
      @charleswright4906 Рік тому +1

      SAME, I MISS SPLEENS SO MUCH

  • @Hi-ge6ln
    @Hi-ge6ln 2 роки тому +30

    Gray is the only person I watch who can successfully fail at such a simple task, he never ceases to make me laugh. Keep up the good work man :D

  • @Vertraic
    @Vertraic 2 роки тому +4

    Anyone else notice that in the boss fight at 7:20, the arrows the boss is shooting fly backwards? The arrow tips are pointing towards the boss as they fly:D

  • @LoneWolf-qq9oy
    @LoneWolf-qq9oy 2 роки тому +2

    13:09 the evolution of man being furries would make the furry fandom very happy. XD

  • @SrChr778
    @SrChr778 2 роки тому +10

    Once again, Gray successfully finds random app game that fulfills all our murderous tendencies.
    Also, I don't really know if the years are accurate, but whatever.

  • @af9162
    @af9162 2 роки тому +2

    0:34 sounds pretty accurate.
    13:14 the final human evolution would be Reginald

  • @BlackdragonTheShadow
    @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 роки тому +5

    Now I really want to see what kind of CHAOS can Grey create if he were to play a Vampire Survivors like game

  • @yellowjacket503
    @yellowjacket503 2 роки тому +4

    I absolutely love Gray’s videos

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 2 роки тому +1

    0:30 Ahh, the sweet sound of the death bell.

  • @dustorm5012
    @dustorm5012 2 роки тому +8

    Always good to see Gray not do GTA

  • @Alpharius12
    @Alpharius12 2 роки тому +3

    Finnaly the Fallout-Gray crossover is here

  • @simpleman806
    @simpleman806 2 роки тому +12

    Bring back the real Florida man. We need a new Sims playthrough

    • @diamondplayz2145
      @diamondplayz2145 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed

    • @MorningRose370
      @MorningRose370 2 роки тому +1

      I want the Battle of the Florida Men.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 роки тому

      @@MorningRose370 ...So like...a house with 100 identical Florida Man? That would be pretty interesting... O_O

    • @MorningRose370
      @MorningRose370 2 роки тому +1

      @@Amy_the_Lizard That would be great too. But I was thinking Sims Florida Man vs. GTA Florida Man.

  • @BingusRingusMcDingus
    @BingusRingusMcDingus 2 роки тому +6

    A GrayStillPlays video AND a SpeirsTheAmazingHD video in the same hour? It must be Christmas.

  • @jermonejackson8437
    @jermonejackson8437 2 роки тому +5

    The only UA-camr that can convince me to downloard/play these games without even trying to convince or talk with me

  • @oliviayost3598
    @oliviayost3598 2 роки тому +6

    We all love “lasery goodness”

  • @CMWolfMagic
    @CMWolfMagic 2 роки тому +7

    I swear he just finds someone to randomly throw a game together at this point, if not then he should start

  • @KoolCash332
    @KoolCash332 2 роки тому +4

    I love how gray suffers for us and he will continue to 👹😈

  • @Wickedstormgaming
    @Wickedstormgaming 2 роки тому

    7:20 dem arrows are flying backwards truly a game of quality lol

  • @sufg823
    @sufg823 2 роки тому +4

    Gray made the thumbnail with the intent of ruining NNN for as many people as possible

  • @Zenxero
    @Zenxero 2 роки тому +8

    Ah yes let's see how gray changes history

  • @SuperMan19867
    @SuperMan19867 2 роки тому +3

    i hate those ads in games but when gray play it. he made it fun to watch lol

  • @thedanklordger5094
    @thedanklordger5094 2 роки тому +6

    The title alone is the full reason why I clicked so fast

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 2 роки тому +5

    Gray: "Just keep spearing-- that's the spear-it."
    Me: Taking a *stab* at puns, are we? 😀

    • @mangle6850
      @mangle6850 2 роки тому

      Not really a *point* to sword puns, but they’re fun

  • @realmazoozie
    @realmazoozie 2 роки тому +1

    How bold of Gray's thumbnail showing humanity living past the 2000's

  • @murphymcgrath21
    @murphymcgrath21 2 роки тому +3

    the fact that he makes these videos so often is craze

  • @MayamiDeoobajaja
    @MayamiDeoobajaja Рік тому

    2:55 That's actually when Gray was born.😮😂

  • @MrMemodrix
    @MrMemodrix 2 роки тому +1

    15:00 those longbowmen are firing arrows backwards. I'm pretty sure the fact that they were firing against space marines didn't matter for several reasons.

  • @erichoffman3244
    @erichoffman3244 2 роки тому +6

    It's always a good day when this g.o.a.t uploads

  • @mysticgohan2827
    @mysticgohan2827 2 роки тому +3

    Love of content man. Keep doing crazy stuff I wouldn't do 😂

  • @neutralchaospurechaos
    @neutralchaospurechaos 2 роки тому +4

    12000 months devided by 12 months equals a 1000 years of gray tears.

  • @mlbrn676
    @mlbrn676 2 роки тому +1

    "the point of human evolution is to not be human anymore"
    what a quote

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 2 роки тому

    4:08 They weren't all that effective in The Man with the Iron Fists. To be fair, they were up against plot armor.

  • @meredithmitchell8921
    @meredithmitchell8921 Рік тому

    2:16 this is basically the plot of TF2

  • @anon-chan7532
    @anon-chan7532 2 роки тому +1

    I literally just opened youtube and i see grey!!! Its gonna be a good evening 🤘

  • @oliviayost3598
    @oliviayost3598 2 роки тому +2

    Game being more like human extinction 😂😂

  • @rexwhiting2286
    @rexwhiting2286 2 роки тому +2

    Every day i see a yeah video I have to prepare pillows on the floor for when I laugh so hard!! Keep up the good work 😎😎

  • @OGCURLY99
    @OGCURLY99 2 роки тому +1

    The final evolution is C R A B 🦀

  • @ankl3shank3r85
    @ankl3shank3r85 2 роки тому +1

    Crazy seeing all these people tuning in at the same time 😂

  • @Dizrupts
    @Dizrupts 8 місяців тому +1

    Who else has been watching Gray since they were born

  • @ZoeLycan
    @ZoeLycan 2 роки тому +6

    Speaking of evolution. remember your series on the game SPecies?
    I'll keep asking for Alex and Danny, or even Nick now, to look at Gray's playlist of both Sims 4 and Species and, either by just looking at the title or outcome in the video, they use that as inspiration to make maps to torture Gray the same way he tortured his Sims and Species.
    Just crank stupidity to alcoholism levels XD
    In Gray's immortal words: "NEVER GONNA GIVE UP!!!!"
    (or I get Gray's Official "certified psycho" title)

  • @thelastarcadegamer6655
    @thelastarcadegamer6655 2 роки тому +8

    It makes me sad when I see grey having trouble deciding between X1 and anything else that adds years, and /1 for anything that removes years

    • @s0urkandies67
      @s0urkandies67 2 роки тому +1

      He's Floridian
      You think they have decent education over there with the amount of Florida men

  • @kiro_games2019
    @kiro_games2019 2 роки тому +2

    This is who I strive to be 😂

  • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
    @Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 роки тому +1

    That robot is doing something to me.
    Nevermind, it's the mushrooms

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 2 роки тому +6

    Ah yes, my daily dose of GrayStillPlays. Finally!
    Edit: Guys, I promise I’m not a bot. I’m just someone with ADHD who has gained a weird and uninteresting hyperfixation here… 😅

  • @tcamp360
    @tcamp360 2 роки тому

    Happy 6 million🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊

  • @rizones2286
    @rizones2286 2 роки тому

    5:20 Cool quote Gray

  • @SerpentTyrant
    @SerpentTyrant 2 роки тому +3

    Hope y'all enjoyed the blood moon, and the one you could see in the dlc of Cult of the Lamb

  • @keepintime4x331
    @keepintime4x331 2 роки тому +1

    Graystillplays is amazing

  • @boomer21L
    @boomer21L 2 роки тому

    Gray makes games better idk why

  • @Kylorin235
    @Kylorin235 2 роки тому +1

    The pinnacle of human evolution is…Spleens the Cat!

  • @jungelnation475
    @jungelnation475 2 роки тому +1

    Did anyone else notice that the longbowmen at 7:20 should probably be retrained in using a longbow.

  • @mAnqas04
    @mAnqas04 2 роки тому +1

    "trying to eat dinner with your son and try to ask about his day and a body hits the table" from my few years of experience they will prob scream "ITS BECAUSE OF THOSE VIDEO GAMES"

  • @masonfischer7206
    @masonfischer7206 2 роки тому

    The Chapoy thing was perfect!!!😂

  • @chrisyes1438
    @chrisyes1438 2 роки тому

    Ive watched you for years and i still love this

  • @wholekilogramofbutter480
    @wholekilogramofbutter480 2 роки тому +1

    “all we did in 2000 years is kill everyone we met”
    a little on the nose

  • @GhostInTraining
    @GhostInTraining 2 роки тому +1

    who else misses when he would find different ways to murder sims

  • @dishonorabledimensions1683
    @dishonorabledimensions1683 2 роки тому

    Gray you are a walking talking evolving and murdering machine with a twisted sense of humor. The best kind of machine.

  • @Aloyus_Knight
    @Aloyus_Knight 2 роки тому +1

    At least gray learnt the same thing I did form raiders of the lost ark, gun beats sword every time.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 роки тому +1

    3:42
    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
    I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
    I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
    Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
    One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
    But I am already saved.
    For the Machine is Immortal.
    Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.

  • @galladegamerletsplays
    @galladegamerletsplays Рік тому

    I love how no matter how high the numbers get, the game always forces you to end with 100

  • @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322
    @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322 2 роки тому

    "Why am I mudering people above the pyramids, this has nothing to do with being a soldier"
    I'm pretty sure murdering people in the middle east has a lot to do with being a soldier

  • @zanegaming9304
    @zanegaming9304 2 роки тому +2

    Keep the good work up

  • @xiaohongzhuuuuuuuu
    @xiaohongzhuuuuuuuu 2 роки тому +2

    I feel like gray is not not afraid to commit murder

  • @kellysueballard7654
    @kellysueballard7654 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for doing this one. I have been toying with if I want this game or not

  • @Lil-Pony
    @Lil-Pony 2 роки тому

    Let’s go another GSP video to watch!! 😀😆

  • @dr.c139
    @dr.c139 2 роки тому +3

    Awesome gray I also like how he does anything to entertain people

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 2 роки тому +1

    11:22 Since you're turning people into various forms of meat, deli section weapon names are somewhat apt.

  • @imraree
    @imraree Рік тому

    7:29 anyone notice that the arrows are flying backwards😂

  • @m.j.1470
    @m.j.1470 2 роки тому

    I'm watching your My Summer Car series (as well as all your recent stuff) And honestly, I love seeing your evolution of chaos and violence progressing. 💜💜

  • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer
    @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer 2 роки тому +1

    i like to think that humanity evolved into crabs using mech suits

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 2 роки тому

    1:52 Because without sex the violence would die of loneliness.

  • @Void-Realms
    @Void-Realms 2 роки тому

    8:37 the best quote tbh

    • @isaacchapman903
      @isaacchapman903 10 місяців тому

      I agree credit to Zach for adding that for us

  • @jaredlarlham7964
    @jaredlarlham7964 2 роки тому

    love it whenever a graystillplays uploaded notification pops up

  • @Ap0ll0_12.H
    @Ap0ll0_12.H 2 роки тому +1

    your videos are great, gray is the best comedian I've ever seen no questions asked this mobile game series is the best.

  • @alexlevin5466
    @alexlevin5466 2 роки тому +1

    Love the content it’s so funny keep it up

  • @MrEDK1985
    @MrEDK1985 2 роки тому

    “I can only stab people so fast!”
    Yeah, just calm yourself down there, Michael Myers.

  • @Imalilfaggy
    @Imalilfaggy 2 роки тому +1

    Cool how they added a space marine skin

  • @Aladite
    @Aladite 2 роки тому +2

    Gray is the only person who will plays games like this and I'm here for it

  • @beez1717
    @beez1717 2 роки тому

    Now this game is glorious.

  • @TheRexo-h8e
    @TheRexo-h8e Рік тому

    And in battle they heard him yell ketchup!-greystillplays
    13:27

  • @vishtu
    @vishtu 2 роки тому +1

    Gray if you're looking for another one of these running games to play. If you remember that game where you grabbed all the people may turn into vehicles, they made a new game. people now turn into guns.

  • @willaimua2440
    @willaimua2440 2 роки тому

    i like how the game gets you to like 5600 years before just taking you back to the wild west

  • @tumble-dry
    @tumble-dry 2 роки тому

    What is best in life, Gray? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations 2 роки тому +1

    Back at with the hax

  • @bittershadow12345
    @bittershadow12345 2 роки тому +1

    And in battle they heard him yell ketchup !!!!

  • @antoniosnyder6192
    @antoniosnyder6192 2 роки тому

    "2000 years of evolutionary advancement......
    and then we have Kassie"