I love how he took the time to mention the console for every game in the series that he mentioned, to subtly highlight how you originally needed every console in existence to play the whole Kingdom Hearts series
I'm getting the same feeling as his Takeshi's Challenge video, where he says the most ridiculous shit but it turns out that's the actual way to beat the game.
Dream Sequence had by Tigger Pumba is the true antagonist. You know you have problems when your writing is so chaotic that I had to watch a Dunkey video 3 times to find all the jokes in it yet I still laughed as if they was all jokes.
More like 5% he only really got one thing wrong which was the x-blade and that keyblade Riku had which I can't find the name of he seemingly said it as though they were the same but they weren't
Thats what makes me mad, anyone who doesn't know the series won't be able to tell the ridiculously stupid shit what Dunkey is making up fron the ridiculously stupid shit ACTUALLY happens and is true. Damnit, Nomura.
Imagine being simulation sora from the phone game and helping mickey to do everything he tells you to do and when he’s finished he just turns the game off and you die.
pretty much just anytime he mentions the Chi-blade (not keyblade, thats the ***type*** of weapon it is), he immediately makes something up afterwards, thats all the jokes in the entire script, also only one of the Xehanort clones was named Ansem
@@DIEGhostfish fake, but it those point out an issue where the games state different requirements to unlock kingdom hearts... One time it's the x-blade and another time it's gather all 7 pure hearts
This was the video that sent me down a habit hole of Kingdom Heart lore. I had to check it out when people said that there are only 2 jokes. After like a few hours, I can now confirm yeah this is it, outside of the 2 jokes and some made-up names (like there is a time traveling young xehanort, just that he isn't called xenodouglas), it's all accurate. Truly a masterpiece of a video.
there are literally only 3 inaccuracies I could see. which are, Xenodouglas, Terra is possessed before the start of birth by sleep. And the box is opened with the x blade.
The fact that I've never even touched any of the games, or even had any remote knowledge about the franchise, had me so confused I couldn't stop laughing...
It honestly blows my mind what a simple yet brilliant idea this video is. To have the biggest shitposter of a youtuber give a completely straight recap of KH, making it sound like he's making it up off the top of his head to the layman... it's just incredible.
Uhm Dunkey is not a shitposter. He does actual vomedic content with a lot of hard work, timed and cut game sequences to line up the punchlines. A shitposter is Pewdiepie, that just throws homself into another stale everyday episode, steals ideas for others and have zero preparation!!
@@klimychbarin Hey hey another man of culture. Also, dunk clearly is a shitposter. Everyone is. And, if you think you or someone else is not, then you need to lurk moar.
@@benjiusofficial yeah but dunkeys shit is well seasoned and marinated. He knows he's taking a shit and that's why he's so revered. Dunkeys culture bro. Dunkeys fucking culture as fuck.
Except the Pumbaa joke .. Its all real .. This is actually the story of Kingdom Hearts so far. A game where Disney characters meet with final fantasy characters has one of the most confusing stories ever made. And thats whats really the joke.
“Turns out, Sora’s friend, Riku, is actually possessed by Ansem, who is actually Xehanort who got transformed into a shadow man 300 years ago. Not to be confused with Ansem the Wise, who was a different guy and he’s dead now, but not actually.” the more you read this the more questions you have
Master Xehanort ‘norts a dude named Terra, but gets his memory wiped and later becomes Ansem the Wise’s apprentice. Young Xehanort kills himself, making (evil) Ansem. (evil) Ansem possesses Riku for a hot second.
worth mentioning that the χ-blade is the greek letter χ, which is basically pronounced "key," so the only way you can tell whether xehanort is talking about A keyblade or THE χ-blade is by reading the subtitles
I've never played a Kingdom Herats game so thanks for making this easy to understand overview! :] I can't wait to impress all my friends with my new knowledge
The video has 11k comments, i doubt even half of them have played the entire series. "LMAO THE STORY IS SOOO CONFUSING" is a meme and this video is building up on that meme so people are hopping on the bandwagon because most of them haven't played the games. He got some things right on purpose so most people will get them and then threw a bunch of intentionally confusing non-true shit in there to make it seem like this parody is funny but actually based on the truth. It's not, there are many mistakes in the vid and lots of false things, yet people believe them completely because "yeah it's possible, it's KH after all". For example saying Ventus is one half of a powerful keyblade is completely wrong and "Xemnas is actually Ansem and both of them are xehanort clones" is also bullshit as they are 2 separate beings that spawned from Xehanort when he died. All in all Donkey is on purpose making the story sound even more retarded than it already is and people are all like "YEAH that's how stupid the story is, 4 REALZ dude trust me" just to meme about it.
A clone is the same exact being as you, nobodies and heartless are separate beings with their very own personality and goals. Just because Xemnas and Ansem decided to team up with Xehanort doesn't mean they're clones of him. The closest thing to a clone the series had is Replica Riku and Xion. Nobodies are not clones and calling them as such dumbs down the story and makes it sound stupid as fuck. Getting norted doesn't make you a clone either, Braig isn't a Xehanort clone, Aqua isn't a Xehanort clone etc. They are vessels for Xehanort to insert himself into but they haven't completely become Xehanort yet as they retain their personalities and memories. Sora isn't a Ventus clone just because he has Ven's heart inside him.
Don’t get me started on this, let’s talk about the flow chart timeline for FNAF my dudes... See what i mean, it’s insane to keep up with, but a good mystery until the end.
I never gave a second thought about Kingdom Hearts story line before, so I knew basically nothing about the game, and somehow, after watching this video, I know even less. Thanks Dark Souls.
I just watched a 30-minute video explaining the lore in more detail then immediately watched this video afterwards. Dunkey really isn’t that far off lol
@A. yknow what's funny about the light vs dark. Its such a ff theme. Like I know this game is literally ff + Disney. But it's crazy how often they use light vs dark (literally I mean not figuratively. Many use light and dark to distinguish good and evil but in ff it's literally light vs dark.) And still make it interesting when they use it. FFXIV for example.. right now in the story due to certain events the exact opposite is happening. There is to much light and not enough dark so the world's falling apart. We're becoming the bad guys by being good.
How to make the ending line up with KH3: "Xehanort is completely bodied by the power of Sora's friendships, but he kills Kairi in the process. In a last-ditch desperation, Sora goes into the past of his final battle and controls his friends to rescue her soul. But this angers Tabuu from Smash Brothers the Subspace Emissary, and as punishment, Sora is banished to a new world, which is, in fact, a ripoff of Final Fantasy XV. You see, it turns out, Rex and Hamm-"
you kidding!?!? pumba is the ultimate commander of darkness using it to destroy everything sora, no, everyone holds dear. The last word everyone will hear before oblivion is "hakuna...... matata......."
I...I was expecting this to be a joke. Not a serious explanation. What's really twisted is that this in and of itself is comedic enough. Which is also really sad.
As someone who's played almost all the games and has done hours and hours of researching and looking through theories/explanations........ ......this sounds about right.
The best joke about this video was the lack of jokes Sometimes in life something is so unbelievably hilariously stupid and in this case confusing that even a master comedian as Dunkey need not make a crude joke of it It does it itself
Oh wow! Didnt expect the KH king of picky penguins to be here. Youre lucky this didnt spoilers aside that Pumba is the main antagonist. Love your vids!
When in reality, no joke, the actual pronunciation of that game is "Kingdom Hearts: 358 Days over 2" Because the story focuses on Roxas and Xion, both versions of Sora. Make sense?
While it is easy to to blame Nomura for how horribly convoluted the story is, worth noting Kingdom Hearts was actually gonna have simple plot originally but Hironobu Sakaguchi told Nomura KH would fail if it wasn’t complex as a Final Fantasy game. Took his advice waaaaaay to far though.
Kingdom Hearts has the single most convoluted story in the history of gaming. The only way to piece together the story/lore of the Dark Souls/Bloodborne games are by digging through item descriptions and Kingdom Hearts still manages to make Souls lore look like the story of a Mario game.
It's not that convoluted. It's just that there are so many different games split across so many consoles that it hurts. Play them in release order, and it's not that bad.
@@lurker230 1.5 2.5 and 0.2 also doesnt help on marketing. To really love the franchise you must have played from launch, which i did, i was there since 2003, i was 7 years old. Similar to wow, i didnt play from launch and got burnout on legion fast.
TopKek Lordie I played the original on launch but lost track when they made the asinine decision to release a crucial piece of the story of Kingdom Hearts 2 on the friggin game boy advanced. Locking out anyone who didn’t own that console and left many heads scratching over the events of the intro cinematic.
@phantomwill052 He probably is considering the fact that almost everything dunkey said in the video is all true.. I fucking hate the writing of this series, but I love the concept
A cloned, watered-down copy of the original which is likely just following the classic stand alone complex pattern....so developers can make money and have a big twist at the end? DUE TO BUBBA'S TRICK
@@No_Sleepee It's a lot easier to understand if you play the games the order that they were released in, it's a pain in the ass to watch them in chronological order because the order they are released in slowly but surely gets you used to all of the rules of the universe... meanwhile jumping straight into Union Cross which expects you to know literally every other game up to that point can be a bit of a headache.
@@lukasruston8618 Yes and no. The writing quality peaks in CoM and then slowly rolls downhill for a bit until it drops off the edge of a cliff with DDD & KH3. Not only are lots of plot points explained less and less coherently as time goes on, but there are also lots of 100% unnecessary plot points such as the Ansem identity theft and the concept of Norting that SOUND cool and important when first introduced, but can not only be ignored, actually add to the general confusion, and not in a good way.
@@Nyzer_ Hey, I never said how good it was because that's all up to personal opinion, my opinion is that it's amazing (not so much from a story-telling point but just experiencing all the twists and turns is really entertaining for me). I only said that it's less confusing if you play the games in order... I never said it WASN'T confusing, just less so. Some people try to learn the story in chronological order and if you do that, you play/watch Union X first which has basically EVERYTHING from the rest of the series; Data worlds, Time Travel, Masters, characters transferring their hearts into other characters, etc. The intended order is less confusing... it's still confusing as hell at some points... just much less so than the chronological order.
@@lukasruston8618 What I mean is that it's easier to understand up to a point. But some folks did experience it all in more or less release order and still ended up confused by some parts. That's why I said yes *and* no.
@@Star_Taro the only parts that are entirely inaccurate are about Tigger and Pumba. The rest is just name swaps and exaggerations for comedic purposes. For example: "The Council of Shadows"=> "Organization XIII", Xehanort "transforming into a Shadow man" is not 300 years ago. And saying stuff in the simplest way possible to make it sound more dumb that it is.
Some of it is out of order and notice he didnt go over 0.2 was about but it was accurate because most of the series that goes down, 0.2 happens the same time. But a lot is accurate even with the satire
To all those non KH fans, here's a list of the few things Dunkey made up: 1) Some character and area names 2) The cause of the keyblade war (kind of) 3) How anything in X Back Cover could be described as "making sense" 4) Birth by Sleep being Tigger's Dream 5) Pumba being the main anatoginist (but who knows what KH3 will reveal) ...And that's it. Maybe 1% of the video. For better or worse the rest is a fairly accurate summary of the plot...
@@benjiusofficial not sure what Shadow Moses is, but this is legit. Play the games or look up any summary of them. They're great games with a weird story
There’s some even crazier weird shit that he also missed. Like the fake Kingdom Hearts and the real one that nobody knew the difference between for over a decade.
That feeling is shared by all. But understanding it drives you insane, and the further you comprehend, the madder you become, to the point where you don't even know how to discern what is real and fake anymore.
Watching this video made me realise the biggest problem with KH: The games were released out of order and on purpose, AND on several expensive game consoles...and that one phone game whatever.
At least 90% of this is legitimately what happens in the plot. Also, every single character who died in this franchise is alive again because of time travel, except Mark Hamill maybe, and they’re all possessed by the main villain, including at least 2 copys of Riku and 1 of Sora.
no1 defends this story telling. no1. the gameplay is fantastic, and there are great scenes. there are moments that in a bubble are fucking awesome. but the story as a whole is the worst thing ever shat onto a whiteboard. Kingdom Hearts is the Pollock of story telling.
Mysterious Jojo Well there is that guy in KH1 who we see get killed by that heartless. He isn't alive. And then you have Eraques who was murdered by Xehanort and he isn't alive, and isn't even shown to be in the group of people that Sora needs to save. He is just forgotten about really.
This is of course assuming you don't consider 4x4 Dreamtable Kingdom hearts the Board Game as canon which reveals the clones brought their copies from the alternate universe where simba decided to eat pumba.
He forgot to mention the visual novel that you really needed to read because it explains where Sora's mom was after the first Kingdom Hearts. Why is that important? Because she is secretly Aqua from the distant future that may or may not be covered by KH3 when it comes out. Then you forgot the actual TCG where they give you the lore through the flavor texts of each card, so if you're lost on finding the rare cards like Xemnas, Tribal Jacket Mode or Sentai Sora Black, just look it up on the internet, it's real simple. You also have to play this ARG game that requires you to go to the Square Enix website, get the password from a link, now you need to write that down because you have to travel to the actual Square Enix studio in Japan, and say that password to the receptionist where she'll make an appointment for you to talk to Nomura and he'll give you access to the Lore Library on the 13th floor of the building. There's no KH 3.3.3 Ultimate Remix of the Hearts yet so this is the only way to do this for now. C'mon, the story for this baby game with Disney characters and anime characters is real simple, it's a real shame you guys always complain about how hard it is.
I saw this title and thought “oh no, he’s gonna confuse people who haven’t played every Kingdom Hearts game, by making up a ridiculous goof on the plot.” Instead he literally just gave an accurate description of the series, and he was only joking like 5 times, and that’s when you realize, the plot of Kingdom Hearts is such a joke, that you don’t need to do anything to the plot to make it sound like a Dunkey gag.
LBGST zockt I’ve played all the games and watched the “movie”, and I can tell you that he is not joking. The thing about the master being the main antagonist of the game, is just a theory and not canon, and tiger being the bad guy is obviously a joke, and he calls characters by the wrong name a handful of times to be funny, but for the most part this is completely accurate
Idk if this would count as a spoiler but safety third “Oh wow! Kairi’s gonna go kill that angel! Oh. Nevermind. She got speared through the chest. Oh...”
You did an incredible job with this. Would it be possible for you to also explore the simple plot of the Metal Gear series, in the same extensive level of depth and accuracy?
In Metal Gear Solid 1 you play as Solid Snake, a genetically cloned super-soilder as he infiltrates Shadow Moses a remote military compound now under the control of terrorist super-cell unit called Foxhound. The terrorists all have super-powers because they were genetically enhanced with top secret nanomachines, Snake uses his own nanomachines to rescue Darpa chief but then master chiefs nanomachines make him have a heart attack. Then Ninja Gayden kills everyone and snake has to shoot at him so that he will reveal his true self it turns out octogon was the ninja all the time, he reveals that he is a gay anime guy and he only built metal gear as part of his show-stopping cosplay. *theyre gona put a dismantled nuclear missile into metal gears missile module ? - wrong they're using metal gear as peace-walker to nuclear strike its own self in order to reverse reality. By doing this they can create an infinite amount of metal gears and sell them all for one million dollars. Then Solid Snake gets captured by Liquid Snake. He reveals that they are twin snakes created from the same nanomachines as Mega Snake. Snake kicks Liquids head off and parachutes into the secret room where he confronts the legendary super-soilder Revolver Ocelot. Known for his legendary skill with the desert eagle gun. They both shoot each other 100 times until ocelots arm gets shot off and he backflips into the pacific ocean and swims back to australia with one arm. Turns out everything i said was fake and staged.Liquid Snake who is actually dead, is actually a spy for the pentagon. Snake was double-crossed by his own country into being a triple agent for the Patroits. Even though nobody is who they are anymore you have to have a fight to death with Liquid, luickly since his body is made out of water he slips off of metal gear and dies into hell.
The boss don't have super powers. Ocelot is just an old cow boy, sniper wolf is a sniper basically who take a lot of drugs to stay concentrate for days, vulcan raven is a fucking muscul monster and of course there is Mantis who is a tribute to some spiritual experimentation made by the URSS in the past, and Liquid is just a normal soldier. Octopus is weird yes because he is able to look like someone else using his blood but nothing more is explained lol.
I love how one of Dinky's funniest videos is just him describing the game series Kingdom Hearts almost completely factually and without added humor. Kingdom Hearts, everyone.
Crystalism This is one of his funniest recent videos, easily. This shits so fast paced and has no bad jokes. Yeah, gatekeep UA-cam video game comedy content if it suits ya.
I’ve spent hours researching, reading, writing my own notes, etc trying to understand this God forsaken plot and you’re telling me I could’ve watched this FOUR MINUTE video and achieved the same understanding???
Ninja As someone who never played the games, this was hilarious because I had no idea during the entire video what parts were real and what parts were Dunkey.
The worst part is that this is actually 95% accurate.
Design Doc tru that
Also love your channel mate!
Only?
I was literally going to comment, "Dunkey's explanation is actually 95% correct".
You beat me to it I suppose. lol
Yeah I knew that Pumba was the true villain
The plot is so ridiculous that even when Dunkey is being sarcastic, I don't notice it half the time.
I mean, outside of the sarcasm bits, he actually puts it together pretty nicely
Scott thebassplayer I cant tell what is and isn’t real at all, guess that’s just how Japan be
So what happens with eeyore
I'm pretty sure the vast majority of this isn't sarcasm
My head hurts.
I love how he took the time to mention the console for every game in the series that he mentioned, to subtly highlight how you originally needed every console in existence to play the whole Kingdom Hearts series
😂😂😂
Not even that lol
@bree walden; womanizer I mean, kingdom hearts x has been ported to a mobile game called Kingdom Hearts Union X which you can play now
@@naidaX11 umm... so about that...
or a rom and an alright pc
The lecture when you miss class one day
You're comment's very weird in how it has to option to show more, when there's no more to show.
There's only like two jokes in this video
And that's why it's hilarious
I'm not even sure what the fucking jokes are
I'm getting the same feeling as his Takeshi's Challenge video, where he says the most ridiculous shit but it turns out that's the actual way to beat the game.
Rainer Winkler Pumba one, I guess??
Dream Sequence had by Tigger
Pumba is the true antagonist.
You know you have problems when your writing is so chaotic that I had to watch a Dunkey video 3 times to find all the jokes in it yet I still laughed as if they was all jokes.
The entire story is the joke
The really fucked up thing is that only like 10% if made up for the sake of comedy and the rest is intact because it's incredibly ridiculous as is.
Only the Tigger and Pumba bits were made up as far as I saw, the rest is actual storyline
More like 5% he only really got one thing wrong which was the x-blade and that keyblade Riku had which I can't find the name of he seemingly said it as though they were the same but they weren't
Still fun to play tho
Thats what makes me mad, anyone who doesn't know the series won't be able to tell the ridiculously stupid shit what Dunkey is making up fron the ridiculously stupid shit ACTUALLY happens and is true.
Damnit, Nomura.
@@RDV333 I mean what stupid shit in particular? This was kinda like all the main stuff if you don't include ddd and kh 2
This series makes you really FEEL like a 4th clone of an imperfect replica of the main character who absorbed the soul of a previous character.
Absolute Mad Lad
Pasquale Dorsi That’s the theme of this video... WHAT.
Imagine how would it feel to know that you were created by Mickey Mouse using a phone game
Why do I exist?
To pass the butter
Oh…
Would explain a lot really
Imagine being simulation sora from the phone game and helping mickey to do everything he tells you to do and when he’s finished he just turns the game off and you die.
@@Nanitamochi Half-Life VR But the AI is Sora from Kingdom Hearts
This might be a good spot to find some ingredients
Zijimiji Meehow Thank you for reminding me of that “mastahpace”. Seriously, great job.
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv no problem 👍
Kyron Hibbert Hey that looks like a lucky emblem
Gamerpie321 NO! never again
*I b e t c h a t h e r e s a l u c k y e m b l e m h e r e*
When the story is so ridiculous and convoluted that you can't tell if Dunky is playing you for satire or if this is the real deal.
Half and half.
most was pretty true lmao
He’s basically got it down though 😂
Off by quite a bit, but the convolutedness of the story still exists.
I thino it's obvious that Pumba was behind it all
I thought this was a parody, but i watched a 45 minute explaination of the plot and came away with the same knowledge i had gotten from this video
Aside from dunks couple of jokes this is actually really accurate
Proof that everyone else waisted their time and could explain it in a short length if they didn't think about the story.
probably around 2 jokes
I think he just filled in the gaps with humor when he couldn’t find an answer
Noah uh oh we have a kingdome hearts nerd over here!
Here after the Smash announcement so i can learn who the hell Sora is. I understand everything now, thank you dunkey
And in part 2 dunkey will explain how sora got into Smash
@@Sonichero151 It takes place at the end of Chain of Memories when Sora is put to sleep.
@@BitterTast3 my personal thought is that it happens after he disappears at the end of KH3.
@@Sonichero151 you see, pluto-
Play the games they’re godlike
I can't believe he didin't event joke that much about the plot and the video came out hilarious anyway due to the sheer ridiculousness of it.
@@brando3342 like 90% of this is true.
The "That game was fake, it was a dream had by tigger" part, was that fake? Or was it an actual dream just had by someone other than tigger?
pretty much just anytime he mentions the Chi-blade (not keyblade, thats the ***type*** of weapon it is), he immediately makes something up afterwards, thats all the jokes in the entire script, also only one of the Xehanort clones was named Ansem
@@DIEGhostfish fake, but it those point out an issue where the games state different requirements to unlock kingdom hearts... One time it's the x-blade and another time it's gather all 7 pure hearts
Because donkey live with that....
i can feel it......
Because I'm to 😂😂🙌😂 lol
Jokes in this vid
1.Tigger’s dream sequence
2. Master pumba
That’s about it.....
Sith lord tho
I know about the pumba, but I couldn’t remember about Tiger, I thought I forgot hahaha
3. This entire lore
Kingdom Hearts Explained: Explained
Also Xenodouglas
_It all makes sense now_
0/10 comment of the year is now a clone of the comment of the year, well done Pumbaa.
Ooooh yeah!
Mmmhmmm ... yeah because of.. yeah of course
IT ALL MAKES SSENSE NLS!!
The scary thing, like 80-85% of what he's saying is actually pretty accurate.
I know what I must do!
*Jumps through the window*.
*Menu music starts playing
This was the video that sent me down a habit hole of Kingdom Heart lore. I had to check it out when people said that there are only 2 jokes. After like a few hours, I can now confirm yeah this is it, outside of the 2 jokes and some made-up names (like there is a time traveling young xehanort, just that he isn't called xenodouglas), it's all accurate. Truly a masterpiece of a video.
I thought the two jokes where pumba and egore
"there is a time traveling young xehanort, just that he isn't called xenodouglas." I love everything about this sentence.
True that. DS lore is straight forward af compared to Kingdom Hearts.
I actually was about to google to see if there was a Xenodouglas LMAO. Dunkey always gets me with his antics
there are literally only 3 inaccuracies I could see. which are, Xenodouglas,
Terra is possessed before the start of birth by sleep.
And the box is opened with the x blade.
Whats terrifying is how seamlessly some of the jokes were weaved into actual facts about the plot.
mike12724 as someone who knows nothing about kingdom hearts, I’m convinced
He goes "there are five soras" and then I was like "fuck no".
Then I started counting them.
The fact that I've never even touched any of the games, or even had any remote knowledge about the franchise, had me so confused I couldn't stop laughing...
THERE WERE JOKES?!
Having never played any of the games (and never will), it was all so ridiculous, I genuinely couldn't tell most of the jokes from the actual "plot."
turns out, EEYORE.
hey dad
Fuk u berd
Oh, I found smn
I KNEW it.
pizza roll
I love how it's so ridiculous that you can't tell the bullshit from the actual story.
Also, he ended the video with a donkey.
*CLAP CLAP* "meme review"
Lmao I seriously missed the last part. I just like Eeyore. Had to Google the name 20 times tho
what kind of Hideo kojima bullshit...
This video is a solid 90% accurate though, maybe 95
I was gonna say that Haha
I love how the only two inaccurate parts were bbs being a tigger fever dream and pumba being the master of masters
Nomura *wishes* he’d thought of Tigger and Pumba bits.
Sometimes, I wish bbs was a Tigger fever dream.
Well, that, and there's nobody called Xenonort.
You can tell it’s fake because Disney characters aren’t allowed to do anything important in Kingdom Hearts.
@@CanonessEllinor Well their cartoon duck did cast a world ending spell to kill one dude.
It honestly blows my mind what a simple yet brilliant idea this video is. To have the biggest shitposter of a youtuber give a completely straight recap of KH, making it sound like he's making it up off the top of his head to the layman... it's just incredible.
Uhm Dunkey is not a shitposter.
He does actual vomedic content with a lot of hard work, timed and cut game sequences to line up the punchlines.
A shitposter is Pewdiepie, that just throws homself into another stale everyday episode, steals ideas for others and have zero preparation!!
@@shell8209 He's talkin shit about Pewdiepie, not Dunkey
>the biggest shitposter of a youtuber
But he isn't SsethTzeentach
@@klimychbarin Hey hey another man of culture.
Also, dunk clearly is a shitposter. Everyone is. And, if you think you or someone else is not, then you need to lurk moar.
@@benjiusofficial yeah but dunkeys shit is well seasoned and marinated. He knows he's taking a shit and that's why he's so revered. Dunkeys culture bro. Dunkeys fucking culture as fuck.
I've never played any of these games, and I honestly can't tell if he's making this shit up.
If it makes you feel any better, I have played at least 50% of these games & can't tell either
No joke it’s all true
Except a few jokes like the pumba one it's all real
It’s all facts
Except the Pumbaa joke .. Its all real .. This is actually the story of Kingdom Hearts so far.
A game where Disney characters meet with final fantasy characters has one of the most confusing stories ever made.
And thats whats really the joke.
“Turns out, Sora’s friend, Riku, is actually possessed by Ansem, who is actually Xehanort who got transformed into a shadow man 300 years ago. Not to be confused with Ansem the Wise, who was a different guy and he’s dead now, but not actually.” the more you read this the more questions you have
It oddly makes more sense than following it all through the game itself.
I felt like a read a Wattpad fanfiction....
Master Xehanort ‘norts a dude named Terra, but gets his memory wiped and later becomes Ansem the Wise’s apprentice. Young Xehanort kills himself, making (evil) Ansem. (evil) Ansem possesses Riku for a hot second.
I only have one question
DONALD DUCK?!?
If you follow the lore it actually make sense, just tad confusing
worth mentioning that the χ-blade is the greek letter χ, which is basically pronounced "key," so the only way you can tell whether xehanort is talking about A keyblade or THE χ-blade is by reading the subtitles
I've never played a Kingdom Herats game so thanks for making this easy to understand overview! :] I can't wait to impress all my friends with my new knowledge
He does add a few fake things lol
It's the whitest man on the planet commenting on the blackest man's video... now that's how you do unity
@@majintv24 Y know hes white?
@@XiJingLean duh, he just called him "the whitest man"
@@Crazelord91 Whatta talking about. This is pretty much the entire story.
My Kingdom Hearts obsessed friend told me its almost entirely correct, which makes this video even funnier.
it's not though, people just like to meme about KH's story.
@2BecomeOne Others here seem to disagree with you. I've only played the 2 core games, and it's not off by much from that perspective.
The video has 11k comments, i doubt even half of them have played the entire series. "LMAO THE STORY IS SOOO CONFUSING" is a meme and this video is building up on that meme so people are hopping on the bandwagon because most of them haven't played the games. He got some things right on purpose so most people will get them and then threw a bunch of intentionally confusing non-true shit in there to make it seem like this parody is funny but actually based on the truth. It's not, there are many mistakes in the vid and lots of false things, yet people believe them completely because "yeah it's possible, it's KH after all". For example saying Ventus is one half of a powerful keyblade is completely wrong and "Xemnas is actually Ansem and both of them are xehanort clones" is also bullshit as they are 2 separate beings that spawned from Xehanort when he died. All in all Donkey is on purpose making the story sound even more retarded than it already is and people are all like "YEAH that's how stupid the story is, 4 REALZ dude trust me" just to meme about it.
@@asdaz0r Dude they're Xehanort clones. They may have spawned from different means but they're both related to Xehanort in the end.
A clone is the same exact being as you, nobodies and heartless are separate beings with their very own personality and goals. Just because Xemnas and Ansem decided to team up with Xehanort doesn't mean they're clones of him. The closest thing to a clone the series had is Replica Riku and Xion. Nobodies are not clones and calling them as such dumbs down the story and makes it sound stupid as fuck. Getting norted doesn't make you a clone either, Braig isn't a Xehanort clone, Aqua isn't a Xehanort clone etc. They are vessels for Xehanort to insert himself into but they haven't completely become Xehanort yet as they retain their personalities and memories. Sora isn't a Ventus clone just because he has Ven's heart inside him.
I'm gunna need a flow chart on this one mah dude
check twitter
I don’t play kingdom hearts, but even I can agree the plot is rather ludicrous.
Complete with a PowerPoint presentation.
Don’t get me started on this, let’s talk about the flow chart timeline for FNAF my dudes...
See what i mean, it’s insane to keep up with, but a good mystery until the end.
The mobile game is part of the plot and lore. Square wants Kingdom Hearts to become a religion at this point.
As someone who's never touched Kingdom Hearts before this honestly sounds like a fever dream
Same here
That's because it is a fever dream
Ikr
Yea that tracks
A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory.
A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream.
Thanks, this was so much simpler than just thinking of it as that one game with Disney characters
This is the best comment, thanks Mr.Pig.
I never gave a second thought about Kingdom Hearts story line before, so I knew basically nothing about the game, and somehow, after watching this video, I know even less.
Thanks Dark Souls.
Lorran Davi Azarany the more you know, the more you know you don't know
I on the other hand never bothered to watch the cutscenes seriously kingdom hearts 2 has 13 hours of cutscenes 13 hours!!!!
this 4 minute video felt like a 30 minute documentary
Same. I'm leaving, forget this game.
You can’t leave yet. There’s one month to go!
Four days now, babeh!
I just watched a 30-minute video explaining the lore in more detail then immediately watched this video afterwards. Dunkey really isn’t that far off lol
@@jmbermea He throws in a few jokes and glances over some things, but it's pretty much 90% right
Something to be said for a series where I can watch an recap of the entire thing and still not consider it 'spoiled'
Never played any of the Kingdom Hearts games, so I appreciate this easy to understand rundown. You've done it again Dunkey!
yh he wasn't right lol
Law Dex woooosh
There was a lot of joking in it..but he wasn't really wrong lmao
I know this comment 3 years old.but look up "a good enough summary of kingdom hearts" that video is hysterical
@@bigperm2276 I'll watch it tonight. :)
omfg I can't believe that 358/2 days is actually a thing, I thought he just photoshopped it cause they all have funny ass names
Oh boy... did no one tell you about Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth by sleep - A fragmentary passage? I'm not even slightly joking
@@flugelblarghen Final chapter prologue?
flugelblarghen
LMAOOOO
Bro, the only thing in this video he made up was when he said one of the games was Tiger's dream. everything else is 100% legit.
@@FlamingZelda3 So pumba IS the master?
There are only 5 jokes. Six, if you count this games actual lore.
What are the 5 jokes
A. youre a hero i will never forget you for analyzing this video and actually putting in the effort to say what was a joke vs what wasnt
A. 13 jokes *oof*
@A. yknow what's funny about the light vs dark. Its such a ff theme. Like I know this game is literally ff + Disney. But it's crazy how often they use light vs dark (literally I mean not figuratively. Many use light and dark to distinguish good and evil but in ff it's literally light vs dark.) And still make it interesting when they use it. FFXIV for example.. right now in the story due to certain events the exact opposite is happening. There is to much light and not enough dark so the world's falling apart. We're becoming the bad guys by being good.
The jokes write themselves, no need for innovation
How to make the ending line up with KH3:
"Xehanort is completely bodied by the power of Sora's friendships, but he kills Kairi in the process. In a last-ditch desperation, Sora goes into the past of his final battle and controls his friends to rescue her soul. But this angers Tabuu from Smash Brothers the Subspace Emissary, and as punishment, Sora is banished to a new world, which is, in fact, a ripoff of Final Fantasy XV. You see, it turns out, Rex and Hamm-"
It's impressive that 99% of this is accurate!
What is the other 1%
the pumba part is the 1%
Love your vids darkhero
@@miko_gawronski impossible
you kidding!?!? pumba is the ultimate commander of darkness using it to destroy everything sora, no, everyone holds dear. The last word everyone will hear before oblivion is "hakuna...... matata......."
I...I was expecting this to be a joke. Not a serious explanation.
What's really twisted is that this in and of itself is comedic enough.
Which is also really sad.
Wait, this is serious? I don't know anything about KH, so I assumed he was just bullshitting.
95% of this is accurate.
Kingdom Hearts does not, in fact, make any sense. There are some jokes in here but most of it is approximately accurate.
Hey buddy! How've ya been!
are you telling me this isn't a joke
Wait until the new world in KH3, where Sora walks around the world of KNACK!
TheAMaazing KNACK 2 BABY!!
yeah the game really makes you FEEL like sora
Imagine Sora walking in the World of KNACK 2 BABEEEEEEE!!!!
@@carnibug the game really makes you FEEL like Kingdom Hearts
I mean we did see Sora have a command style-like thing where he uses ice blades it must mean.....ICE KNACK IS BACK BABIEEEEEE
Damn this Sora person would make a good smash character
Lol💀
He’s never getting in lol, you know the rights Sakurai would have to get for that?
@@utopes 🤦♂️
@@utopes this aged fantastically
@@utopes Yeah, about that...
**final fantasy**
dunkey jokes about plot and the video is sarcastic.
**kingdom hearts**
dunkey talks about plot honestly and the video is sarcastic.
*I don’t get it.*
@@xenobestx8423 he actually told the plot spot on but it went haywire at the ending
I make KH Sampled beats! I promise you won't be disappointed !
The end is when things went haywire??? Because it seemed indistinguishable from the rest
...that was actually the plot? What the hell?
When Dunkey makes a video on Kingdom Hearts that is 95% the actual story and 5% Dunkey Comedy, and it's *still* super entertaining, you know its good.
I love the end, where he basically just gives up and says the master is Pumba
As someone who's played almost all the games and has done hours and hours of researching and looking through theories/explanations........
......this sounds about right.
The best joke about this video was the lack of jokes
Sometimes in life something is so unbelievably hilariously stupid and in this case confusing that even a master comedian as Dunkey need not make a crude joke of it
It does it itself
When someone tries to out-crazy Kingdom hearts Nomura gets an alert and immediately starts working on another game.
The jokes right themselves
The sad part of this is that there is more correct information here than fake.
I knew it was Puumba all along
I seriously couldn't tell if this was all a joke or not
Schorl Tourmaline what do you mean, it's all true
Yeah he actually nailed most of what he joked about
WreckerzK5 10 it’s half and half
The fucked up part is that this is a completely legitimately summary of the Kingdom Hearts plot so far.8
8
@Look Dad, No Hands
So the Eeyore and Pumba part is legit?
*completely legitimately summary*
@@jedahaw Absolutely.
@@MrRomanrin Majority of the points that he hits are legit.
then it turns out the whole Kingdom Hearts franchise is actually an ad for the new Winnie the Pooh movie
Well they are incredibly late for that.
"Blood is sweeter than honey" -Jaboody dubs as Pooh
Actually, it turns out - EEYORE
it better be
Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby 2!
1:37 “seeks to control him from within his own arm” nice MGS reference
This is surprisingly accurate...
And the parts that weren't might as well be.
Oh wow! Didnt expect the KH king of picky penguins to be here. Youre lucky this didnt spoilers aside that Pumba is the main antagonist. Love your vids!
We shall go together as one with the KH trash Nico.
How lmao.
NicoB
This showed up in your recommended too, huh Nico?
Imagine pitching this to an executive board
Best joke
He just yells at a chalkboard with zigzags.
And then guy stands in front of an empty board like "So you see? It is that simple"
See you joke about it, but clearly it worked lmao
"SOLD!"
The hardest part of being a kingdom hearts fan is having to admit how much of this is actually the plot.
I remember playing the first game and how the heartless were the main enemies, its good to know that none of the first game mattered anyways
Robert Tang :( it's true...
it's true....all of it...
That's why I stopped being a Kingdom Hearts fan years ago. The story went to absolute shit.
You know the franchise is fucked up when you realize that Dunk isn't joking about one being called "358/2 days"
so do i have to play the first 357/2 games to get what's going on in that one?
@@TheCreepyLantern You need to play it to understand Kingdom Hearts 2.
When in reality, no joke, the actual pronunciation of that game is "Kingdom Hearts: 358 Days over 2"
Because the story focuses on Roxas and Xion, both versions of Sora.
Make sense?
Honestly Dunkey doesn't need to say any of the game titles wrong cos they're already a joke enough as it is😊
Thank you Fonsly, I actually understand Chingo Darts now
Mango quarks is such a great game
Kingdom Darts in his "top 100 donkey", ya dingus
"Ahaha, dude, you gotta check out this kingdom hearts fake video"
"... What do you mean none of those games are made up"
Aren't most fictional video games?
You know what he meant
I mean it's funny, but like 99% of what dunkey said is real.
PirateSurgeon 100%
And thats the saddest part about it.
“This is like trying to understand story design at Tetsuya Nimura’s house”
-Gexuya Nimura
While it is easy to to blame Nomura for how horribly convoluted the story is, worth noting Kingdom Hearts was actually gonna have simple plot originally but Hironobu Sakaguchi told Nomura KH would fail if it wasn’t complex as a Final Fantasy game.
Took his advice waaaaaay to far though.
Kingdom Hearts has the single most convoluted story in the history of gaming. The only way to piece together the story/lore of the Dark Souls/Bloodborne games are by digging through item descriptions and Kingdom Hearts still manages to make Souls lore look like the story of a Mario game.
It's not that convoluted. It's just that there are so many different games split across so many consoles that it hurts. Play them in release order, and it's not that bad.
@@lurker230 1.5 2.5 and 0.2 also doesnt help on marketing.
To really love the franchise you must have played from launch, which i did, i was there since 2003, i was 7 years old.
Similar to wow, i didnt play from launch and got burnout on legion fast.
Hillarious thing is that mario games actually do have a cool and good story but its just hidden and you need to figure it out yourself
TopKek Lordie I played the original on launch but lost track when they made the asinine decision to release a crucial piece of the story of Kingdom Hearts 2 on the friggin game boy advanced. Locking out anyone who didn’t own that console and left many heads scratching over the events of the intro cinematic.
ye but u got Winnie the pooh and fucking Topolino next to anime characters so...
Final boss of kingdom hearts three.
Pooh bear: oh bother looks like you finally figured it out sora
lmao
@@SlickAndroid94 this is the greatest comment I've ever read
Dont have a PS4 - never played Kingdom Hearts. I would instantly buy it if that was the ending
It was the emperor of China all along, I KNEW IT!
... And then Pooh Bear unleashes the People's Liberation Army upon Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom hearts fans who don't know dunkey will watch this video and be like. I thought this guy was funny. This is just the plot of a videogame.
wrong
Who doesn't know dondis?
@tanukihat but I think dunkey is funny. So, once again, wrong.
You could literally replace darkness with anything and it would still make sense
As a kingdom hearts fan, this is 100% true
Dunkey: "He's dead now, but not actually"
KIngdom Hearts Characters in a nutshell...
Oh I seeeeeee. This really helped me for KH3. Thanks Dunkey, I can always rely on you.
@phantomwill052
He probably is considering the fact that almost everything dunkey said in the video is all true.. I fucking hate the writing of this series, but I love the concept
After watching this I can conclude:
Kingdom hearts really makes you *feel* like Sora
Which one
Oh shit u right, all of them I guess
A cloned, watered-down copy of the original which is likely just following the classic stand alone complex pattern....so developers can make money and have a big twist at the end?
DUE TO BUBBA'S TRICK
But, does it make you feel like "Kingdom Hearts"?
Uhh wrong, it makes you feel like Kingdom Hearts
This is 99 percent accurate actually
what part is wrong? pls tell me its not pumba being the master puppeteer
Sorry bud :(
"zenonort"
Definitely not the Tigger part, that was 100% canon
Are the decimal titles mostly made up at least?
The fact this was easier to understand than the real kh plot says something about the kh writers
Yeah, it's that they suck at writing anything that isn't Final Fantasy 7 with a new coat of paint.
@@No_Sleepee It's a lot easier to understand if you play the games the order that they were released in, it's a pain in the ass to watch them in chronological order because the order they are released in slowly but surely gets you used to all of the rules of the universe... meanwhile jumping straight into Union Cross which expects you to know literally every other game up to that point can be a bit of a headache.
@@lukasruston8618 Yes and no. The writing quality peaks in CoM and then slowly rolls downhill for a bit until it drops off the edge of a cliff with DDD & KH3. Not only are lots of plot points explained less and less coherently as time goes on, but there are also lots of 100% unnecessary plot points such as the Ansem identity theft and the concept of Norting that SOUND cool and important when first introduced, but can not only be ignored, actually add to the general confusion, and not in a good way.
@@Nyzer_ Hey, I never said how good it was because that's all up to personal opinion, my opinion is that it's amazing (not so much from a story-telling point but just experiencing all the twists and turns is really entertaining for me). I only said that it's less confusing if you play the games in order... I never said it WASN'T confusing, just less so. Some people try to learn the story in chronological order and if you do that, you play/watch Union X first which has basically EVERYTHING from the rest of the series; Data worlds, Time Travel, Masters, characters transferring their hearts into other characters, etc. The intended order is less confusing... it's still confusing as hell at some points... just much less so than the chronological order.
@@lukasruston8618 What I mean is that it's easier to understand up to a point. But some folks did experience it all in more or less release order and still ended up confused by some parts. That's why I said yes *and* no.
The worst part is I can't tell what is and what isn't satire
The best part is that all of this is accurate if you take out some of the jokes.
@@jumppy1458 where are the jokes?
@@Star_Taro the only parts that are entirely inaccurate are about Tigger and Pumba. The rest is just name swaps and exaggerations for comedic purposes. For example: "The Council of Shadows"=> "Organization XIII", Xehanort "transforming into a Shadow man" is not 300 years ago. And saying stuff in the simplest way possible to make it sound more dumb that it is.
Most of it is accurate
Some of it is out of order and notice he didnt go over 0.2 was about but it was accurate because most of the series that goes down, 0.2 happens the same time. But a lot is accurate even with the satire
To all those non KH fans, here's a list of the few things Dunkey made up:
1) Some character and area names
2) The cause of the keyblade war (kind of)
3) How anything in X Back Cover could be described as "making sense"
4) Birth by Sleep being Tigger's Dream
5) Pumba being the main anatoginist (but who knows what KH3 will reveal)
...And that's it. Maybe 1% of the video. For better or worse the rest is a fairly accurate summary of the plot...
I still refuse to believe that Kingdom Hearts is not fucking with me
Either you are full of shit or this games' story is some Shadow-Moses shit.
@@benjiusofficial there's a few parts where dunkey is dunkey but it's surprisingly accurate otherwise
@@benjiusofficial not sure what Shadow Moses is, but this is legit. Play the games or look up any summary of them. They're great games with a weird story
@@Crazelord91
Someone needs to play Metal Gear Solid I see
I hate how close this was to the actual continuous story. It's not even that far off.
Great video made me snort several times!
xenosnort
@@Ahnock you deserve more likes
You snorted? Take the s away and now you're norted.
This is actually an amazing run down of the story, it may sound like dunkey’s joking but he’s not (up until the last 5 seconds lol), good job dunkey
The madman has actually done the unthinkable and flawlessly summerised a corporate clusterfuck
Well said
If this sounds like utter nonsense to you then congratulations, you’re in the same boat as everyone else. And yes, that includes Kingdom Hearts fans.
Being a Kingdom Hearts fan myself, I can confirm this statement
Alright then.
not really. Story isn't hard to follow if you use your brain lol
@@arosbastion7052 Yeah I used my brain to figure out Dumbo is actually controlling Pumba
yep, im so lost when it comes to the story. its a fun game though
At least High School Musical 2 has a simpler plot
High School musical is gay
also a gay romance.
that’s true
You know i been thinking it over. High school musical 1 was better
24 Frames Of Nick He had a taste of the rich life, and almost forgot the value of poor friends.
I love how dunkey didn't need to make a single joke because the entirety of the KH franchise already is
BBS being Tigers' fever dream? Pumba being the final villain? Oh come on, they were funny...
Are we sure Kojima has nothing to do with this series?
MGS is way easier to comprehend than this shit, especially because the answer to everything is nanomachines
@@deuceyd8468
Nanomachines...
Son.
@@deuceyd8468 By that logic the explanation of anything in KH is darkness
Lol
Kojima games are actually somewhat thought out.
And the gameplay, graphics and combat are always on another level.
"ha that was a great joke XD"
Kingdom hearts fans: yeah..... joke....
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA XDXDXDXD HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA XDXDXDXD
Im on the ground dying right now help meh
believe it or not and exactly seven
There’s some even crazier weird shit that he also missed. Like the fake Kingdom Hearts and the real one that nobody knew the difference between for over a decade.
@@zantetsuken-zero I'm surprised he didn't put anything about FF characters in here. But hey, KHIII forgot too.
Thanks Dunkey... *_I still don’t understand what the hell is going on_*
Hell is a bad word
StickMaster500 I keep seeing your comments everywhere. Flying kitty’s videos, crab rave, and now on videogamedunkey’s channel.
That feeling is shared by all.
But understanding it drives you insane, and the further you comprehend, the madder you become, to the point where you don't even know how to discern what is real and fake anymore.
I'm sure the fans don't understand either, so don't worry
watch the video again.
“...to summon Kingdom Hearts, which is a video game for the PlayStation 2.”
Watching this video made me realise the biggest problem with KH:
The games were released out of order and on purpose, AND on several expensive game consoles...and that one phone game whatever.
At least 90% of this is legitimately what happens in the plot. Also, every single character who died in this franchise is alive again because of time travel, except Mark Hamill maybe, and they’re all possessed by the main villain, including at least 2 copys of Riku and 1 of Sora.
no1 defends this story telling. no1.
the gameplay is fantastic, and there are great scenes. there are moments that in a bubble are fucking awesome.
but the story as a whole is the worst thing ever shat onto a whiteboard. Kingdom Hearts is the Pollock of story telling.
I can't actually tell if you're joking ir not lol
im not that big fan of the games, but why wouldn't they? its complicated, but that in itself doesn't make it less enjoyable
Time travel just makes everything convoluted
Mysterious Jojo
Well there is that guy in KH1 who we see get killed by that heartless.
He isn't alive.
And then you have Eraques who was murdered by Xehanort and he isn't alive, and isn't even shown to be in the group of people that Sora needs to save.
He is just forgotten about really.
tfw you only played Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 and can't tell what is a meme and what is not.
sadly the only meme is the tigger and pumba part
And sadly, the tigger and pumba parts should be the only canon things as well
When you played all the games and you cringe when someone says they played Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 and they expect to know the entire story.
Not very much of this video is a meme.
And I don't know how I feel about it
Well his name isn't Xeno-Douglas. In fact it's Xehanort, not Xenonort.
It is... /Distressing/ how accurate most of that was.
"The only thing that makes sense *is* that nothing makes sense."
-Korg from Thor Ragnarok
The problem when you only have played the side games is that you can't tell if Dunkey's joking until he says the word Pumba.
When you say side games, you're referring to kingdom hearts 1 and 2, right?
WHICH ONES ARE THE """"SIDE GAMES""""!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
For real
I meant KH I and II basically. I've played a lot of KH games except the ones that could be considered the "main ones".
This is pretty accurate not gonna lie
Vanguard yeah surprisingly
Especially pumbaa being the ultimate villain
Really? I’ve never played any of the Kingdom Hearts games so this seems legit
I mean...might as well be right!?
Are u ever doubt the all mighty donkey?
Who needs a Kingdom Hearts wiki when you've got Dunkey to make things crystal clear of this mess of a plot.
You understood anything out of that? I'm still just as lost as I was before
Nah, Pumbaa is the real antagonist here and Eor is the cause.
The Joke
_____________
You
UA-cam recommendations are ON IT
This is of course assuming you don't consider 4x4 Dreamtable Kingdom hearts the Board Game as canon which reveals the clones brought their copies from the alternate universe where simba decided to eat pumba.
Tea Rex no disrespect to the Dunk, but this comment made me laugh harder than the video.
That was beautiful... I almost cried. Like fuckin applause, standing ovation, give me more, come and do my kids 7th birthday party, I'm in love. Lol
He forgot to mention the visual novel that you really needed to read because it explains where Sora's mom was after the first Kingdom Hearts. Why is that important? Because she is secretly Aqua from the distant future that may or may not be covered by KH3 when it comes out.
Then you forgot the actual TCG where they give you the lore through the flavor texts of each card, so if you're lost on finding the rare cards like Xemnas, Tribal Jacket Mode or Sentai Sora Black, just look it up on the internet, it's real simple.
You also have to play this ARG game that requires you to go to the Square Enix website, get the password from a link, now you need to write that down because you have to travel to the actual Square Enix studio in Japan, and say that password to the receptionist where she'll make an appointment for you to talk to Nomura and he'll give you access to the Lore Library on the 13th floor of the building.
There's no KH 3.3.3 Ultimate Remix of the Hearts yet so this is the only way to do this for now.
C'mon, the story for this baby game with Disney characters and anime characters is real simple, it's a real shame you guys always complain about how hard it is.
I appreciate all the effort you put into this for a stupid joke
Honestly, it's just absurd enough that it could be plausible in the jumbled mess that is the KH story, lol.
I believed everything until the part about meeting with Nomura. Even the travel to Japan thing. Good joke 10/10. 5 stars.
The worst part is, there IS a visual novel AND a tcg. I thought this post was only a joke
Fullmetal American joke?
I saw this title and thought “oh no, he’s gonna confuse people who haven’t played every Kingdom Hearts game, by making up a ridiculous goof on the plot.” Instead he literally just gave an accurate description of the series, and he was only joking like 5 times, and that’s when you realize, the plot of Kingdom Hearts is such a joke, that you don’t need to do anything to the plot to make it sound like a Dunkey gag.
Yup. He may have said some names wrong but that's about it
It is pretty accurate tbh
Kingdom Hearts is one of the biggest jokes of all time. If it didn’t have the nostalgia factor no one would even care for the third game.
i honestly cant tell if he is telling the truth or if this is just a joke
LBGST zockt I’ve played all the games and watched the “movie”, and I can tell you that he is not joking. The thing about the master being the main antagonist of the game, is just a theory and not canon, and tiger being the bad guy is obviously a joke, and he calls characters by the wrong name a handful of times to be funny, but for the most part this is completely accurate
3:48 *HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!*
I've never heard of this Evangelion episode before.
Lmfao bro 😆
Idk if this would count as a spoiler but safety third
“Oh wow! Kairi’s gonna go kill that angel! Oh. Nevermind. She got speared through the chest. Oh...”
You did an incredible job with this. Would it be possible for you to also explore the simple plot of the Metal Gear series, in the same extensive level of depth and accuracy?
@Alex M i see what you did there
In Metal Gear Solid 1 you play as Solid Snake, a genetically cloned super-soilder as he infiltrates Shadow Moses a remote military compound now under the control of terrorist super-cell unit called Foxhound. The terrorists all have super-powers because they were genetically enhanced with top secret nanomachines, Snake uses his own nanomachines to rescue Darpa chief but then master chiefs nanomachines make him have a heart attack. Then Ninja Gayden kills everyone and snake has to shoot at him so that he will reveal his true self
it turns out octogon was the ninja all the time, he reveals that he is a gay anime guy and he only built metal gear as part of his show-stopping cosplay.
*theyre gona put a dismantled nuclear missile into metal gears missile module ? - wrong they're using metal gear as peace-walker to nuclear strike its own self in order to reverse reality. By doing this they can create an infinite amount of metal gears and sell them all for one million dollars.
Then Solid Snake gets captured by Liquid Snake. He reveals that they are twin snakes created from the same nanomachines as Mega Snake. Snake kicks Liquids head off and parachutes into the secret room where he confronts the legendary super-soilder Revolver Ocelot. Known for his legendary skill with the desert eagle gun. They both shoot each other 100 times until ocelots arm gets shot off and he backflips into the pacific ocean and swims back to australia with one arm.
Turns out everything i said was fake and staged.Liquid Snake who is actually dead, is actually a spy for the pentagon. Snake was double-crossed by his own country into being a triple agent for the Patroits.
Even though nobody is who they are anymore you have to have a fight to death with Liquid, luickly since his body is made out of water he slips off of metal gear and dies into hell.
-videogamedunkey
The boss don't have super powers. Ocelot is just an old cow boy, sniper wolf is a sniper basically who take a lot of drugs to stay concentrate for days, vulcan raven is a fucking muscul monster and of course there is Mantis who is a tribute to some spiritual experimentation made by the URSS in the past, and Liquid is just a normal soldier. Octopus is weird yes because he is able to look like someone else using his blood but nothing more is explained lol.
that would be like an 8 hour video though
I love how one of Dinky's funniest videos is just him describing the game series Kingdom Hearts almost completely factually and without added humor.
Kingdom Hearts, everyone.
@@StompigatesYT
Yeah you're right.
Bookworm Adventures had me actually rolling on the floor unable to breathe, it was so funny
Dinky...
Without added humour? Did we watch the same video?
Crystalism This is one of his funniest recent videos, easily. This shits so fast paced and has no bad jokes. Yeah, gatekeep UA-cam video game comedy content if it suits ya.
You mean to tell me that Pumba really is the main antagonist? 😂
I’ve spent hours researching, reading, writing my own notes, etc trying to understand this God forsaken plot and you’re telling me I could’ve watched this FOUR MINUTE video and achieved the same understanding???
Bro, I spent, like, eleven years playing this stuff and dunkey understood it better
Kingdom hearts story makes you really feel like batman
really makes me FEEL like spiderman
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kingdom Hearts is the Dark Souls of Batman games
Coupled with gameplay that made me feel like spiderman
lmao I'm incredibly impressed
All the big names on top comments
What?! This is amazing
Love your channel. Just found out about it because of this comment
Fancy seeing you here
So much for Simple and Clean...
More like “Incomprehensible and Dirty”
Carlos Alberto suffer and dirty
This joke is very underrated
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight it's hard to let it go
Underrated
It starts to make complete sense after you’ve watched it 12 times
Ironically this video makes more sense than the actual Kingdom Hearts plot
Love your content. Hope to see more one year
Fancy seeing u here
This video is the kingdom hearts plot. *dun dun dun*
We miss you demon :(
This is literally the plot of kingdom hearts so how is it ironic?
Everything he said in this except for the Tigger and Pumba bits were actually real storyline.
Ninja As someone who never played the games, this was hilarious because I had no idea during the entire video what parts were real and what parts were Dunkey.
I don't know whats worse, the fact that this is 99% accurate or the fact that it's very believable as sometime Dunkey made up
So where does Smash Ultimate fit into all this?
Between 1 and 2
Pumba
Because eeyor
Smash Sora is clearly a 5th clone, SmashSora.