SEASON 5 NEW GUNS and the same weird 12am game chat lol

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  • @AnshulPlays
    @AnshulPlays 3 роки тому +447

    I literally just woke up from my sleep about to eat breakfast and just at the right time you upload a video😂

  • @patricebergeron8301
    @patricebergeron8301 3 роки тому +143

    5:30 am rn lol. And I definitely think Dysmos video is more important than sleep

  • @itwasntme7888
    @itwasntme7888 3 роки тому +56

    The moment he said “it sucks!” I lost it lmao

  • @Tmal
    @Tmal 3 роки тому +443

    I am looking forward to the among us game mode vid if ya do it🙏

  • @Pharaoh972
    @Pharaoh972 3 роки тому +81

    "Am i the only one who cant take naps?" No dysmo, no your not the only one

  • @wildsandwich5421
    @wildsandwich5421 3 роки тому +16

    "So among us?"
    got me laughing so hard!

  • @Cameron7721
    @Cameron7721 3 роки тому +25

    No Cap this is prolly the fastest i have clicked on a Dysmo video

  • @OMAR_HEMI
    @OMAR_HEMI 3 роки тому +221

    Nobody:
    Dysmo: his name is rat and hes literally playing like one…. Now we camp 😂😂😂😂

    • @Gankstomper
      @Gankstomper 3 роки тому +1

      Hard to believe idiots are STILL SPAMMING this unfunny "NoBoDy" garbage. Thinking for yourself sure is hard, isn't it?

    • @theorochi534
      @theorochi534 3 роки тому +2

      @@Gankstomper who hurt you?

    • @OMAR_HEMI
      @OMAR_HEMI 3 роки тому +2

      @The Orochi right

    • @Thegreatsayainman
      @Thegreatsayainman 3 роки тому +2

      @@OMAR_HEMI you tap his comment 🄱🅁🄾🅃🄷🄴🅁

    • @PDSpider
      @PDSpider 3 роки тому

      The iron sight on the blueprint for FFAR1 Great Emperor is beautiful and is rare than the other blueprints

  • @Daniel-ok9hz
    @Daniel-ok9hz 3 роки тому +35

    “Dysmo dropped the nuke, like always”
    Me: Does he tho, or is it just a 29 streak with a choke?
    Jk I love your vids, always make me laugh

  • @Surya-lm2wt
    @Surya-lm2wt 3 роки тому +1

    9:40 we also have slums in call of duty mobile

  • @rafe3009
    @rafe3009 3 роки тому +25

    Dysmo u keep making my day I been going to school and coming back to watch your videos have a good day

  • @arkyree
    @arkyree 3 роки тому +16

    The new SMG is absolutely broken, Full auto muzzle, task force barrel. Rest of the attachments are your choice. But now it's a 3 tap machine.

  • @kenreid6320
    @kenreid6320 3 роки тому +6

    Dude really said, becoming a living hot pocket. 😆

  • @Markus_oaa
    @Markus_oaa 3 роки тому +1

    9:15 that lobby needs to chill 😂😂

  • @phil_8367
    @phil_8367 3 роки тому +3

    Sitting down with my coffee at 6:21 am… Perfect time for a Dysmo video 👌🏼

  • @splitgate-highlightsfunnym114
    @splitgate-highlightsfunnym114 3 роки тому +3

    I just woke up and just the right time you upload a video.

  • @bth_blazeyt9144
    @bth_blazeyt9144 3 роки тому +2

    tbh this update lit keep up the great work Dysmo ^_^

  • @septic_op743
    @septic_op743 3 роки тому +4

    “This man turned into a living hotpocket, marshmallow is you might add”
    -Dysmo

  • @joshuapidd8292
    @joshuapidd8292 3 роки тому +2

    One dysmo video a day keeps the stress away

  • @kitto_______4221
    @kitto_______4221 3 роки тому +2

    Less go new vid I can't wait to see new splitgate content

    • @Dysmo
      @Dysmo  3 роки тому +1

      more coming soon!

  • @kieranmor24
    @kieranmor24 3 роки тому +7

    How am I supposed to sleep when Dysmo drops right when I’m about to sleep???

  • @landenswafford6514
    @landenswafford6514 2 роки тому +1

    Remember it's not camping it's tactical waiting

  • @lb2kxx
    @lb2kxx 3 роки тому

    Been watching since mid 2018 and stopped around March 2020 but now i’m getting back into your content. Love the work keep it up :)

  • @SwashBuklr
    @SwashBuklr 3 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love the song choice of megalavonia at slums! Love the vids Dysmo! Keep em up! You play cold war so I don’t have to haha.

  • @adinranos6580
    @adinranos6580 3 роки тому +2

    I was waiting for you to put out a video for the new season lol.

  • @jerwinwagan8972
    @jerwinwagan8972 3 роки тому +4

    Dysmo literally woke up, eat breakfast check season 5 and time to play with new wierd gun L0L

  • @drgametime3157
    @drgametime3157 Рік тому +1

    Dysmo 🔛🔝

  • @mrball-sack696
    @mrball-sack696 3 роки тому +1

    Yessssssssssssss I have watched basically all this mans videos but I’ve got a new one to watch

  • @ijustrobabank6895
    @ijustrobabank6895 3 роки тому

    I just started watching cod related videos and im binge watching you.

  • @jandro6239
    @jandro6239 3 роки тому +1

    Dysmo vids never disappoint

  • @anodrac2889
    @anodrac2889 3 роки тому

    Hey Dysmo! I been looking for a fun CoD youtuber for a while. And I am glad I finally found it. Your content is really good. I am grinding camos un a cod for the first time inspired by you

  • @cfunch7513
    @cfunch7513 3 роки тому

    He says the guys like a hot pocket! I’m cracking up!!!!🤣😂😂🤣

  • @TheMandrew1280
    @TheMandrew1280 3 роки тому +1

    9:48 ah yes Megalovania, I'm guessing it's time for sweat mode cuz I haven't watched past this part yet

  • @kgohr2k198
    @kgohr2k198 3 роки тому

    Dysmo you honestly make my day wtih your videos old and new

  • @urbanboy7324
    @urbanboy7324 3 роки тому +2

    Dysmo getting the nuke reminds me of when he used to play ww2 and drop the v2 rocket and dysmo almost 2 million yessir💙💙

  • @dillonhill8943
    @dillonhill8943 3 роки тому

    Always good to see a new video from you. Keep it up

  • @speedyfly2458
    @speedyfly2458 3 роки тому +1

    Noti gang keep up with the bangers bro 🔥

  • @Mustica14
    @Mustica14 3 роки тому +4

    Dismo is back with the bangers this gonna be a good day

  • @awi3907
    @awi3907 3 роки тому +3

    Dysmo at the beginning was what I hear when my parents tell me to wake up.

  • @Perkess
    @Perkess 3 роки тому +2

    The Tec-9 reminds me of the grease gun from ww2 as well

  • @3lite474
    @3lite474 3 роки тому +1

    One of the best passes in my opinion

    • @Dysmo
      @Dysmo  3 роки тому +1

      i can see it. idk for me its kinda meh. not bad tho.

  • @ronandonovan9348
    @ronandonovan9348 3 роки тому +4

    i remember just training my trigger finger and playing with my friends to see who has a faster one

  • @gameruseless5778
    @gameruseless5778 3 роки тому

    legit just refreshed my tab and saw your and jevs vid on season 5 side by side
    didnt know which one to watch so i opened a new tab and watching them together

  • @Notsycth
    @Notsycth 3 роки тому

    Yessir 5 in the morning upload 🔥💯💯

  • @Zynnnnnn999
    @Zynnnnnn999 3 роки тому

    great vid like always dys love the content keep up the awesome work bro much love!

  • @garretbullard7437
    @garretbullard7437 3 роки тому

    Love your vids man and appreciate your great content

  • @lewimillionzYT
    @lewimillionzYT 3 роки тому +2

    Dysmo:literally ANYBODY elses code
    Jev: *Cries*

    • @smeggytesters8585
      @smeggytesters8585 3 роки тому

      Activision wouldn’t give a code to someone who talks truth about the cheater situation.

  • @floofs6785
    @floofs6785 3 роки тому

    dysmo talking about the man o war gave me feels. such a nice gun

  • @lilmaeyx4248
    @lilmaeyx4248 3 роки тому

    I really enjoyed this video it’s currently 3:30 am for me but this video is more important to me than sleep.

  • @pissa8105
    @pissa8105 3 роки тому +3

    Dysmo is the only one that can make Cold War enjoyable. Even he makes the matches less toxic. Lu bro

  • @DylanSeeK
    @DylanSeeK 3 роки тому

    Trending again, KING

  • @SadSiylince
    @SadSiylince 3 роки тому

    DYSMO i’ve been watching you since bo3 dawg keep up the grind 💯💯

  • @realdogemanreal
    @realdogemanreal 3 роки тому +1

    so far every season since season 4 I have not slept to play the update as fast as possible

  • @shake6826
    @shake6826 3 роки тому +1

    Dysmo I want to say you make my day all the time no matter what game you play you make my day you just bring great vibes always and are funny as so have a great day and life

  • @kevintrevino271
    @kevintrevino271 3 роки тому

    Always a joy to watch your videos lol

  • @madogg8844
    @madogg8844 3 роки тому +1

    Great video keep up the good work

  • @dogmaticbark8131
    @dogmaticbark8131 3 роки тому

    4:52 dude is becoming a living hot pocket lol

  • @alexanderxjs
    @alexanderxjs 3 роки тому

    Lets goo its 5:21 am and dysmo uploaded my day is starting off great

  • @commanderviro1047
    @commanderviro1047 3 роки тому

    Dysmo thank you for all the videos and all the time and love your videos

  • @markoros1
    @markoros1 3 роки тому

    Love ur vids man it’s a habit to watch them the morning

  • @nathanheadd8716
    @nathanheadd8716 3 роки тому

    It really surprises me still, just how on point the cod logic always is
    *Holding Angle* *Looks away* *Immediately enemy peaks angle*

  • @a1d3ncart3r2
    @a1d3ncart3r2 3 роки тому

    I’ve stayed up all night was about to go to bed but I seen ur noti and I had to watch it

  • @XCVIII.
    @XCVIII. 3 роки тому

    Got back from a work and got blessed with a notification.... Lovely

  • @constructivecousins2755
    @constructivecousins2755 3 роки тому

    Congrats on 1.8 mil Dysmo!

  • @DanielParker25
    @DanielParker25 3 роки тому

    Great video like always dysmo

  • @jaydenbrown9567
    @jaydenbrown9567 3 роки тому

    Ayyee lets go dyysmmo, your timing is on point

  • @martinx6292
    @martinx6292 3 роки тому +1

    Dysmo: *uses flamethrower* this sucks!!
    Battlefield 5 players: First time?

  • @bengantcher1781
    @bengantcher1781 3 роки тому

    0:13 don’t worry dysmo, you’re not alone

  • @isekbrunko6272
    @isekbrunko6272 3 роки тому

    "THERES A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR CAMPERS AND HARD SCOPERS" favorite quote this whole vid

  • @xodawqn770
    @xodawqn770 3 роки тому

    9:13 “my balls are going green from all this god damm radiation” I’m dead 💀💀

    • @Dysmo
      @Dysmo  3 роки тому

      dude i said it was weird

  • @bruvbruv5457
    @bruvbruv5457 3 роки тому

    Love the vids man love you dysmo 🔥🔥❤️

  • @tigermoose
    @tigermoose 3 роки тому +2

    “Dysmo drop the nuke like always”
    Yeah right

  • @sith0001
    @sith0001 3 роки тому

    I stayed up to watch this haha thank you dysmo

  • @Dany2001bro
    @Dany2001bro 3 роки тому

    0:00 me when I start Presenting in front of the class back in high school 😂😂

  • @unicrnfps
    @unicrnfps 3 роки тому

    Right after that Ice Arrow dude moaned I got a manscaped ad.
    Amazing

  • @Div6ne
    @Div6ne 3 роки тому +7

    I cannot sleep knowing that there’s still no anti-cheat

    • @Dysmo
      @Dysmo  3 роки тому +4

      its going to haunt us all...

    • @unloosedaura2243
      @unloosedaura2243 3 роки тому +1

      I’m glad I don’t play warzone but I feel bad for my dad

  • @andrewmedina6523
    @andrewmedina6523 3 роки тому

    I love when Dysmo posts it makes my day better

  • @crey888
    @crey888 3 роки тому

    4:50 Behold “The Human Torch”

  • @Datboiistick
    @Datboiistick 3 роки тому

    I don’t know why but i actually like it more when dysmo cusses in his videos it just makes it more funny and enjoyable

  • @yyvirus
    @yyvirus 3 роки тому

    1:11 Atleast I’m not the only one who thought the Tec-9 was pistol

  • @Dillburt71
    @Dillburt71 3 роки тому

    A Dysmo video at my breakfast time? Perfect start to a day

  • @dev.fuig.
    @dev.fuig. 3 роки тому

    its been years since ive seen a controllfreak sponsership on a video...brings back memories

  • @olivergringo6465
    @olivergringo6465 3 роки тому

    Great video man

  • @zxor8460
    @zxor8460 3 роки тому +1

    I had no sleep

  • @loganleathem5426
    @loganleathem5426 3 роки тому

    The Em2 weapon reminded me of the stingray with a already scope from bo4

  • @sin--lo_zo2573
    @sin--lo_zo2573 3 роки тому

    I love your content bro keep it up❤️

  • @Xaviii0980
    @Xaviii0980 3 роки тому

    You always make my day dysmo:)

  • @xxgy-_-xx9040
    @xxgy-_-xx9040 3 роки тому

    POV u just woke up eat breakfast and dysmo uploads a new vid life is good

  • @Lacim_edits
    @Lacim_edits 3 роки тому

    Dysmo i love you some much keep it up you the goat of cold war

  • @calmmonk5351
    @calmmonk5351 3 роки тому +1

    Dysmo play double agent next plz!

  • @justzay6236
    @justzay6236 3 роки тому

    9:42 BARZ🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @thatguyjody2228
    @thatguyjody2228 3 роки тому

    When I get back home I’ll watch the video dysmo!!!!! I promise!!!

  • @exotic_gemini1754
    @exotic_gemini1754 3 роки тому

    Homie Dysmo really put Megalovania while running around with a semi-auto weapon..........I dig it

  • @lootrat1337
    @lootrat1337 3 роки тому

    Lack of sleep hitting hard in that intro.i know that feel dawg.

  • @lilboat2102
    @lilboat2102 3 роки тому

    4:53 as I am eating a hot pocket 😂

  • @josephcolon2441
    @josephcolon2441 3 роки тому

    Hi dysmo I love ur vids keep up the good work

  • @brigh1295
    @brigh1295 3 роки тому +1

    YES ITS HERE

  • @speedyfly2458
    @speedyfly2458 3 роки тому +1

    That intro was funny 🤣🤣

  • @kam_Horizen
    @kam_Horizen 3 роки тому

    I feel that dysmo would make a great try not to laugh video. 😂😂🔥

  • @MrToTheMasonToTheJones
    @MrToTheMasonToTheJones 3 роки тому

    Been watching since BO3! Still watch your videos.