CORRECTIONS Episode 70: Week of Monday, January 23

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  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like a credit on the show saying the show was produced by the O'Reilly Crime Syndicate and assuming how Isaac Newton would react to a video of Biden tripping up the stairs.
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  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 Рік тому +1444

    Finally, consistent P.O. Box hauls. We are one step closer to transforming him into a full time UA-camr

    • @CasualMicb
      @CasualMicb Рік тому +30

      Yep, My plan worked back when he introduced the inbox thing😂

    • @AmbushEveryone
      @AmbushEveryone Рік тому +119

      You'll know he's fully formed when he starts asking us to "smash that like button."

    • @Andrew-vj2ep
      @Andrew-vj2ep Рік тому +33

      if i had the time, i’d love to make a mac tonight pop-up card just for Seth. a musical one.

    • @purrbugaloo
      @purrbugaloo Рік тому +4

      😆😂😁

    • @annarae2396
      @annarae2396 Рік тому +1

      @@AmbushEveryone and subscribe

  • @averagedadbawdy
    @averagedadbawdy Рік тому +573

    I am so glad my Mac Tonightmare made it to corrections!! Thank you Seth for making me the coolest dad to my son. We look forward to this every week!

    • @bbrucet3
      @bbrucet3 Рік тому +29

      So it was you!

    • @averagedadbawdy
      @averagedadbawdy Рік тому +88

      @@bbrucet3 yep! I was really hoping it’d make it into the video. It was better than I could’ve ever hoped for! My son said “I’ve never been more proud”.

    • @JenniferMenendez522
      @JenniferMenendez522 Рік тому +59

      I had to pause the video at 14:17 to appreciate your handiwork. 👏🌛 Awesome job! 😆💀

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Рік тому +40

      Well done, jackal!! I'm so curious about your inspiration for the severed doll's head as a resting place for the Mac Tonight figurines... are you a fan of John Oliver? He had a whole running gag about nightmare baby dolls that washed up on a beach, with objects attached by their time in the sea... it's truly disturbing, and your work is too!! 🐾😬😊🥰

    • @256k_
      @256k_ Рік тому +47

      YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL! WE ALL HAVE 7 DAYS NOW

  • @TheRealSullyG
    @TheRealSullyG Рік тому +511

    JESUS! You can't do that to me at 3am, Seth.

  • @elizakunes5099
    @elizakunes5099 Рік тому +157

    Deliberately misprpnouncing crocheted to get the known-to-be ferocious fiber artists up in arms is 10/10

    • @nicoleiohnson7314
      @nicoleiohnson7314 Рік тому +6

      It got me so mad I had to listen twice hahaha

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Рік тому +6

      Needle warriors are not to be skewered.

    • @squee599
      @squee599 Рік тому

      I think Seth went with the safe path of being intentionally wrong because he knows there is already too much debate over how it is pronounced. My gran used to say it as "cro-shered"

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Рік тому +1

      Wait - fibre artists? People paint with Metamucil??

  • @ImekaSF
    @ImekaSF Рік тому +398

    Seth was extra sassy this week and I love it 😂

  • @BygonesBeingBygones
    @BygonesBeingBygones Рік тому +370

    I do love when Seth is building towards a joke and his smirk telegraphs it. :D

    • @leekelley4701
      @leekelley4701 Рік тому +18

      Agreed. I am also starting to see how funny he thinks his next joke will be as he is telling it somtimes too. Some times it turns into him busting up before he can get it out repeatedly. Call it an unintentional build up

    • @iscalbert
      @iscalbert Рік тому +3

      Specifically, a dumb joke

  • @caitlinbouxsein3075
    @caitlinbouxsein3075 Рік тому +103

    My husband watched Thursday night's episode with me, but he doesn't usually watch the show and didn't get why I laughed so hard at the clip of Mike Pence shown during A Closer Look. I explained that it's a running joke.

  • @molliewatts6445
    @molliewatts6445 Рік тому +110

    It's 7am and I'm seriously considering bedazzling kinder eggs to send to a Late Night host. I honestly don't know how to feel about this... 🙂

    • @smooshiebear80
      @smooshiebear80 Рік тому +9

      Crafters gonna craft!

    • @roomiller
      @roomiller Рік тому +9

      Do it. let the intrusive thoughts win!

    • @TheNaomiFearn
      @TheNaomiFearn Рік тому +5

      Doooo iiit! 🎶😄🧡🥚✨💎

    • @neebs929
      @neebs929 Рік тому +3

      I feel great about it!

  • @kaitlynblythe1818
    @kaitlynblythe1818 Рік тому +375

    I’ve never tried to get my non-jackal friends to watch Corrections because I don’t know how you catch up at this point, but this might be the episode I start them on.

    • @user-di6cn2ne7u
      @user-di6cn2ne7u Рік тому +81

      You really had to be there for the attic days to understand the true descent into ... This ... 😂

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Рік тому +19

      I think Seth created this moment as our invitation to pull non-jackals into our fold! This nightmare Mac Tonight head will be the boost this segment didn't know it needed!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Рік тому +4

      @@user-di6cn2ne7u Agreed! You were there at the beginning, you fully catch up from the beginning or it doesn't count!

    • @christopheroconnor7659
      @christopheroconnor7659 Рік тому +8

      NO. You’ve earned your turns here! Send them back to the end of the queue. Which ironically - in keeping with whole Corrections vibe - is the start.

    • @hz3701
      @hz3701 Рік тому +18

      I showed it to my daughter and she went back and watched EVERY EPISODE

  • @jmmahony
    @jmmahony Рік тому +289

    As an occasional science teacher one of my pet peeves is how the "Newton and the apple" story is routinely condensed to the point where the real story is completely lost and all that's left is "An apple fell and Newton called it gravity", which is stupid- any caveman knew that when an apple detached from a tree, a force pulled it to the ground. For anyone interested in the real story, Newton lived roughly a century after Copernicus and Galileo had found that the planets orbit the sun. By this time scientists figured the planets must be held in orbit by a force between the sun and planets, and they knew how to calculate the centrifugal force on an object in a circular path. By looking at the (relative) distances from the sun to the various planets, and the speed with which they orbited the sun, they could calculate the (relative) forces, and found that it decreased with the square of the distance between the sun and planet. What Newton added to this is that he considered the apple, and the moon orbiting the earth. From the moon's orbit, he knew the centrifugal/gravitational force pulling the moon towards the earth, and recalculated for an object near the earth's surface, and found that it matched the force on the apple. So the force that had been known on earth since the days of the cavemen was shown to be the same that was holding the planets in orbit around the sun.

    • @nadennight
      @nadennight Рік тому +35

      Not to mention that he made many contributions apart from describing gravity -- the laws of motion, calculus, numerical analysis, fluid dynamics, and the spectrum of light come to mind.

    • @nicholasleemarks
      @nicholasleemarks Рік тому +77

      “For anyone interested in the real story” … friend, I think you have the right audience

    • @goatgirl5968
      @goatgirl5968 Рік тому +12

      I found this interesting, thank you. I always tell my son that his generation will never invent anything new or make any discoveries because they're always just watching crap on TikTok. Maybe this is mean, but these sciencey guys from earlier centuries had a lot of time for thinking and look at all the stuff they came up with.
      P.S. Yes, I realize that I waste my time watching stuff on UA-cam but nobody is expecting me to invent anything. I'm past my prime.

    • @lindaswanson9328
      @lindaswanson9328 Рік тому +5

      Has anybody given any thought to what happens to the apple when earth's core stops spinning and then goes the other direction? Wobble. Wobble.

    • @lsaideOK
      @lsaideOK Рік тому +8

      @@goatgirl5968 plenty of time... When they weren't dying of the plague

  • @trespiasdemaisss
    @trespiasdemaisss Рік тому +72

    i find it so funny when he does a joke then does a checkmark on the paper

  • @trevorpedersen6037
    @trevorpedersen6037 Рік тому +27

    I'm guessing the blue muscled Mac is supposed to be "Jacked Tonight".

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 Рік тому +339

    Life has humbled me this week. I’m coming into this episode as a defeated jackal, desperate to be restored by my main source of sustenance-corrections.

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta Рік тому +15

      Maybe my fave thing on earth. At 5.30pm on a friday(right now for me)
      Is rolling a massibe scooby doo and watching corrections. Signals the end of my week.
      Glad someone else finds it as calming as i do

    • @pupushtin
      @pupushtin Рік тому +19

      Hope you have a good weekend, fellow jackal!

    • @slyasleep
      @slyasleep Рік тому

      Did you ejackalate?

    • @Jon-cs9ik
      @Jon-cs9ik Рік тому +17

      A Jakal is never defeated, we're not some lousy Coyotes.

    • @nachoman408
      @nachoman408 Рік тому +13

      Defeat is nothing but a temporary setback! A jackal never says die!

  • @seventennorth
    @seventennorth Рік тому +163

    CORRECTION: you said the jumpscare mac tonight baby doll head was "too distressing to show on tv," but this is a digital exclusive/inclusive/extra/not in the body of the show

  • @TMercan31
    @TMercan31 Рік тому +265

    True to form, Seth keeps the joke call back alive, potentially at the risk of losing his entire audience 😱

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Рік тому +8

      It's gotten him this far, hasn't it? I'll call out played-out material when I see it, but his callbacks do still deliver.

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 Рік тому +12

      @@johnobrien2373 I think you're misreading the tone of my comment

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 Рік тому +9

      @@TMercan31 I too like the way Seth has always remained true to himself and his style of comedy, weaker comedians will shift with the winds and lose that spark of their original personality.
      But not Seth and his incredible detailed memory for the timeless call back :-)

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Рік тому +7

      You're referring to the 'gift', I presume? Nearly killed me!

    • @arche2460
      @arche2460 Рік тому +11

      Seth is always ready to go down in a Baze of Glory

  • @lb5368
    @lb5368 Рік тому +92

    Tonight's Corrections was made FOR ME!!! And Seth, thank you for sharing your unfiltered brain with us jackals each week! 🐾❤️💜
    "Only problem...hard to find." "No, this is just a prop." Double Earhart burns!! So hard to predict where they'll land 🤣🗺
    Squiggy saying "Hello" sent me hurtling back to a childhood memory of watching afterschool reruns of Laverne & Shirley, nurturing my nascent dream to one day work in a soda bottling factory with my best gal pal! 🎶💄🥾🧤
    Bad, Bad Leroy Brown was my dad's favorite 8-track to play in the car, so hearing "Well the two men got to fighting,
    And when they pulled them from the floor,
    Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple'a pieces gone." 🧩🤕
    This lyric is legitimately why I never got into fights in school.
    Your nightmare Mac Tonight "gift" evokes John Oliver's beach trash baby dolls segments. Wonder if the jackal who created it for you is also an Oliver fan? 🤔 🐾🏝🛢🧸🔪🪸🧸💉

    • @JefCollier
      @JefCollier Рік тому +11

      "Tonight's Corrections was made FOR ME!!!" is a sentiment I hope many of us jackals feel whenever we're watching. This is peak comedy.

  • @pre-covid-life
    @pre-covid-life Рік тому +34

    The amount of laughs that reverberate vs echo got 😂

  • @fenlinescouser4105
    @fenlinescouser4105 Рік тому +28

    My favourite Seth impersonation is his Bernie Sanders especially when it morphs into Jackie Mason over-voicing an aardvark!

  • @camillex333
    @camillex333 Рік тому +87

    I'm absolutely loving these unhinged endings to corrections! Such a great and more fun bit than just showing the back of those cards imo

    • @marjieestivill
      @marjieestivill Рік тому +8

      The cards don’t have to be an all-or-nothing phenomenon.

  • @artel6225
    @artel6225 Рік тому +128

    Hello fellow Jackals ❤ who smiled when this episode dropped😊 happy Friday to you all, it’s our best part of the viewing week, something in your eye Seth😂😂

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 Рік тому +5

      I didn't know it dropped late at nite, it was a very pleasant surprise!!

  • @jsilberg
    @jsilberg Рік тому +80

    Seth is giving me 2015 flashbacks with the "Share with 5 friends or you'll be brutally murdered in your sleep" tactic.

  • @senaruryuin2773
    @senaruryuin2773 Рік тому +4

    I love that I hit pause at exactly 14:17 and got to see that horrifying baby doll head with mac tonights stuck in its eyes for way longer than was probably wise to LOL. uhoh, gonna see that in my nightmares.

  • @jupitersmoon3033
    @jupitersmoon3033 Рік тому +39

    I nearly screamed out loud at 11pm at that jumpscare, screw you Seth! 😂

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Рік тому +1

      It’s much later for me but now I’m intrigued

    • @asomatus
      @asomatus Рік тому +7

      Same here! I was like, "Meep this I'm outta here"

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Рік тому +5

      @@asomatus “meep meep I’m outta here*”

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Рік тому +69

    "It's too distressing to show on TV."
    CORRECTION: This segment isn't ON TV. It's a web exclusive.

  • @munkysthrowpoop
    @munkysthrowpoop Рік тому +7

    OMG I loved the absolutely long walk to “say good bye to my little friend.”

  • @neebs929
    @neebs929 Рік тому +8

    Seth's descent into pandemic madness, and the Sea Captain, and the attic, and now his resurgence into the best show ever is the real correction. Miraculous.

  • @MsTake82
    @MsTake82 Рік тому +8

    I am DYING at the knitted/crotchet saga call back!! Seth!! How did you not learn!?!?! LMAO

    • @Leopoldshark
      @Leopoldshark Рік тому +1

      Seth does it on purpose whenever he needs a new sweater

  • @zoomz66
    @zoomz66 Рік тому +53

    Hello, I've been watching for years but have never posted. I just wanted to say thank you for doing such a wonderful job and making such a great show. Thank you for continuing to put these on youtube since watching it on here is what I can afford since I'm disabled.

  • @leapintothewild
    @leapintothewild Рік тому +41

    SQUIGGY !!! Wonder how many jackals are old enough to know the reference? 🙂 This was a big show when I was in high school in the 70s, and my group of girlfriends was divided into Lavernes and Shirleys. I was a Shirley (natural for a band nerd LOL).

    • @carriemuniak9353
      @carriemuniak9353 Рік тому +12

      I only watched reruns in the 80’s, but I was definitely a Laverne. (And very jealous of my sister for having an L name so she could do the sweater.) 🤪

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 Рік тому +9

      Haha I wondered the same thing and who knew it was Squiggy before he said it 👵🏻

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Рік тому +3

      Turn on closed captions and re-watch that part.

    • @rallyny
      @rallyny Рік тому +3

      I still am amazed that Michael McKeen was Lenny. And remember the fireman Laverne married at the end, who died? It was Ted Danson!!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Рік тому +1

      @@rallyny WHAAAAAAAAAAT???? Not old enough to remember, but Sam from "Cheers??????"

  • @erukaseven
    @erukaseven Рік тому +211

    Seth has no idea that I'm crocheting a Mac Tonight just for him. Unless he reads this, which he won't.
    He's coming, Seth. :)
    Edited:
    CROCHETED IS NOT PRONOUNCED THAT WAY! Now I'm going to make Mac bigger, you only have yourself to blame, SETH.

    • @jimschleich8753
      @jimschleich8753 Рік тому +17

      Everyone knows it's pronounced like "croquet" but with the q removed! C'mon Seth you went to collage.

    • @hectorrobertocontrerasmiranda
      @hectorrobertocontrerasmiranda Рік тому +15

      @@jimschleich8753 worst, the word Crochet was adopted from the French language which Seth's mom teaches. He should have learned that at home

    • @McCarthyJohn100
      @McCarthyJohn100 Рік тому +15

      @@jimschleich8753 I went to collage and made a college about my life

    • @AndrewThibeault
      @AndrewThibeault Рік тому +5

      I'm gonna have to try to make a short row knitting pattern, now, because that's a glorious idea

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe Рік тому +8

      Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

  • @Zahaqiel
    @Zahaqiel Рік тому +64

    *_*bracing for Seth to get inundated with illegal Kinder Surprises instead of Fabergé eggs*_*

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO Рік тому +8

      Bueno!

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe Рік тому +4

      Or even better, just random boxes of regular eggs

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Рік тому +11

      @Karan Gera at this point chicken eggs and faberge are closer in price than ever before, it follows a few of us fiscally-minded jackals may skimp out and send hand-painted Mac Tonight easter eggs his way!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Рік тому +4

      @@brownkemosabe No one can afford that now! Have you seen the price of eggs???

    • @annarae2396
      @annarae2396 Рік тому +10

      Or even better... crocheted Fabergé eggs.

  • @aaronspruance
    @aaronspruance Рік тому +53

    "Hey Amelia, don't you need that for your plane?"
    "Oh this? No it's just a prop."
    Not only did I see the set up, the execution, and the delivery for that joke seconds before it began, I still waited on the edge of my seat with jackal delight, knowing that we have transformed this Late-night Lion of a Comedian into the best version of himself!

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Рік тому +1

      I loved the "jackal delight" feeling!

    • @aaronspruance
      @aaronspruance Рік тому +1

      @@sigil8386 100%! Well done on the image, is it your own creation?

    • @juliemacdonell6381
      @juliemacdonell6381 Рік тому +1

      The walk was worth it!

    • @Raddekopp
      @Raddekopp Рік тому +2

      You mean Tiger of a Comedian, right?

    • @aaronspruance
      @aaronspruance Рік тому +1

      @@Raddekopp Good callback to the movie studio logo...but Meyers showed a clip of Christopher Walken talking about he as the lion, speaking to the jackals. So per that clip, I believe Meyers views himself as said lion.

  • @dyonneb3318
    @dyonneb3318 Рік тому +17

    Hilarious. I just love corrections, proud to be a jackal. That jump scare tho 😳😂

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx Рік тому +17

    I love Mac Night with Seth Meyers.

  • @jlofs123
    @jlofs123 Рік тому +29

    CORRECTION: @9:34 there's a lot of speculation that Issac Newton was gay or asexual, and so a naked woman falling onto his lap might not be the distraction from his work you imply it should be

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 Рік тому

      I mean, I’m ace and a random naked woman falling onto my lap would be very distracting, just not in a sexual way.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Рік тому +3

      I'm sure he'd still cry out, hey, I'm working here.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Рік тому +1

      I thought the same thing. Why presume a naked woman would be something of interest to them?

  • @enkididit8669
    @enkididit8669 Рік тому +13

    My wife and I are at the point where we point out what parts of corrections will be in next weeks corrections. It’s like corrections Inception.

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 Рік тому +12

    Seth is getting sassier and sassier and I'm here for it!

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 Рік тому +10

    I went to lunch with a co-worker crush and she ordered a Double Filet-O-Fish. Emotion rollercoaster.

  • @schempgirl1
    @schempgirl1 Рік тому +57

    Hello Seth, I am a jackal from Nebraska. I started a new job I’m mostly excited about it because it’s in my degree. I was a CNA for a nursing home and now I’m a production assistant, I run the audio for three programs. Thanks again for your show, wish you love and luck from Kearney, Nebraska.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому +10

      Good luck with the new gig!

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Рік тому +6

      Enjoy your new job, that's really exciting! Just wanted to wave 👋and say that one of my first roommates when I moved to San Francisco in '62 was from Kearney.

    • @schempgirl1
      @schempgirl1 Рік тому +5

      @@chezmoi42 Yes hello, I’m just off work I run audio for the noon news on the local news station. My dream one day is to be a film director so I am finally working towards that. Thanks again for the kind words, it made my day. I’m still learning how to the job and my bosses are beginning to yell at me, which doesn’t help just makes me sad.

    • @StephanieAly
      @StephanieAly Рік тому +4

      Congrats on your new job! I saw in another comment that you're working in local news - I did, too. It was a transformative experience and gave me skills I still use every day despite no longer being in a newsroom. It can be exhausting and emotionally wearing at times, but nothing compares to the feeling of contributing to coverage that makes a difference to your community, including by making it possible for them to hear it! I hope you have the time of your life ✨

    • @laras678
      @laras678 Рік тому +4

      @@schempgirl1 Just remind yourself that being new and getting yelled at is how it goes for most new jobs, and it won't be long at all until you're the one who knows everything, and you're watching some newb screwing it all up and you'll be remembering how it was for you back in those days.
      And then, to break the chain of yelling, you'll be the one to calmly tell them what was wrong and how to fix it next time, and you'll tell them them a story of some mistake you made to make them feel better, and the world will be a better place.
      And then when they're the one who knows everything, they'll remember how great you were when they were new and struggling, and they'll pass that on to the next new person.
      So enjoy your new job, and if you can, just keep telling yourself that it won't be long until this rough stage is just a memory. And congrats on working at your dream!

  • @laras678
    @laras678 Рік тому +10

    How do these keep getting better and better? The best part is that, unlike the nightly show, you're not worrying whether everyone in the audience will get each joke. You make the jokes, they're brilliant, and the people they're meant for will get them. That makes me so happy!

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Рік тому +7

    14:17 agreed that is terrifying! Maybe it should go to the same place as John Oliver’s Demon Baby Dolls!! Scary 😧 😱😬😳

  • @LiefWezeman
    @LiefWezeman Рік тому +15

    I lived in Earhart Hall my freshman year here at Purdue!
    Prior to coming here, I didn't know she was associated with the university at all, but she was a faculty member here for the last two years of her life. Interestingly, the Lockheed plane she was piloting when she disappeared was funded by Purdue.

    • @marjieestivill
      @marjieestivill Рік тому +8

      My mom was in nursing school at Purdue and met her, was fangirl. She learned to fly later in life and didn’t mind me being a rowdy outdoorsy type with a horse and rifle. I think I have Amelia to thank for helping her feel good about independent females.

  • @lisavandenhoven5672
    @lisavandenhoven5672 Рік тому +11

    Seth checking off punchlines as he goes has given a real "Let's get this over with," vibe to this segment.

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander Рік тому +11

    😃🖤I’m quite certain that the person with the macabre sense of humor may be a soulmate of mine. That doll head was fantastic!🌜😎

  • @RockU2Death5150
    @RockU2Death5150 Рік тому +8

    Back in the day, my aunt was a costume designer. She once created a whole-head Mac Tonight costume made from a type of foam. Let me see if I can get ahold of that...

  • @scaram0uche
    @scaram0uche Рік тому +21

    I'm in a hospital lobby, waiting for my dad to go into surgery, and the eagle joke cracked me up so good!

    • @Science_Labs_
      @Science_Labs_ Рік тому +5

      Best wishes to your Dad, fellow Jackal.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Рік тому +2

      Hope the surgery went well

    • @scaram0uche
      @scaram0uche Рік тому +5

      @@rvdb7363 surgery went great! Waiting for him to be discharged in the next 20 minutes. We'll be home for lunch!

    • @scaram0uche
      @scaram0uche Рік тому +3

      @@Science_Labs_ Thanks! Surgery went great and we'll be on our way home soon.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Рік тому +1

      @@scaram0uche really glad to hear it went well! Wish him a speedy recovery from this random jackal from the Netherlands

  • @anthraxvalentines
    @anthraxvalentines Рік тому +69

    every time I have to work until a silly hour on Thursday night/Friday morning, I get so excited when I remember the silver lining--that at least I'm awake for Corrections to be posted!!💕🙏
    p.s. god bless this little "meep meep" arc you've been on, Seth. something about it just gets me going. this time you said something along the lines of "meep is for adults," and it had me silently wheezing alone in my car

    • @laras678
      @laras678 Рік тому

      Are you watching Corrections and driving?!?! It's great, but not that great!
      (Just kidding. I know jackals are too smart for that, and you're watching it before you even drive home, because you just can't wait. :) )

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Рік тому +1

      @@laras678 I'm pretty sure he watches Corrections in his car, then texts to his friends about it while driving.

  • @Gojuninja
    @Gojuninja Рік тому +27

    Seth! I was watching this while I was working late, with headphones on, and that scream! Dude I almost jumped out of my chair!!!😂 Good one!

  • @fernhout
    @fernhout Рік тому +12

    i must admit that through Corrections I really started to respect Seth for his talent and abilities. He's really good...

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Рік тому +45

    Whoever put the blood in the baby head’s nostril gets a gold star. It’s the little details that really make something like that. 😂

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Рік тому +3

      He's one of the top comments 😂

    • @averagedadbawdy
      @averagedadbawdy Рік тому

      I’m glad you noticed!

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Рік тому +2

      @@averagedadbawdy HEY! Was just on another thread and it seems it really WAS you!! I would have responded way faster if I wasn’t so cynical. 🤷🏼‍♂️😆
      It must be a great feeling to see your idea on international tv and online. I’m happy if I get a couple of thumbs up on a comment!
      Way to go! Your son’s a lucky guy. 👍👍
      Oh - and I was serious. As you obviously know, it IS the details that make or break cleverness. Have a great week!

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 Рік тому +16

    3:17 Props to the Closed Captioning there.

    • @carriemuniak9353
      @carriemuniak9353 Рік тому +1

      Amazing!

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe Рік тому +1

      Actually this is just regular subtitling in interpretive auto mode. Closed Captions (cc) goes through a review process

  • @amandawilcox4481
    @amandawilcox4481 Рік тому +2

    I cannot even begin to express the happiness these bring to me. 😂

  • @larrymosher5045
    @larrymosher5045 Рік тому +24

    Sir Isaac Newton, actually dropped a Fig,instead of an apple. The jackals,of the day,kept calling him Figgy,which he hated.

  • @WisakJ
    @WisakJ Рік тому +4

    This show is, without a doubt, my favorite piece of media that I wait for every single week and that I watch from start to finish with a smile on my face. The Correctionsverse was a wonderful invention.

  • @pennyrush8666
    @pennyrush8666 Рік тому +10

    First: I love it when Seth seems to go off script. Even better: knowing things are actually off script is wonderful. tangent: knuckle cracking (loud tonight!), and 90 degree wrists, and other things, make me wonder if Seth is hypermobile - possibly Ehlers-Danlos? Just wondering, since it took me an age to get diagnosed myself.

  • @Dark3y3
    @Dark3y3 Рік тому +8

    I see my painting made it in time for this week's corrections.

    • @Raulbikcube
      @Raulbikcube Рік тому +2

      Congrats!

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha Рік тому +1

      The Mac Tonight on a rock? The mug by the crotch should read Willy, not Wally.

    • @Dark3y3
      @Dark3y3 Рік тому

      @@S.Pociecha ha ha ha, I like they but no I made the Mac Tonight becoming Seth painting.

  • @Glenbard4
    @Glenbard4 Рік тому +5

    Corrections makes my week better. I look forward to it all week. Thanks Seth and crew.

  • @desmond-hawkins
    @desmond-hawkins Рік тому +53

    This Mac Tonight murder baby is the perfect symbol for the Jackal: a deranged mind so dedicated that they'll spend as long as they need typing a comment or sending a custom horror package, if it means that Seth will have scary/creepy/annoying invasive thoughts about what they sent or corrected him on. Unlimited free time + decades of accumulated spite + a target now in focus, what do you expect?

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 Рік тому +11

      Did he get that doll head from John Oliver?

    • @jobo_73
      @jobo_73 Рік тому +8

      @@rabbit251 It’s a cross-over, I am sure John will do a show about “Impression Camps” soon

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Рік тому +9

      @Seth the Alchemist I believe an Oliver fan created the head, if not the bird man himself!! The crossover we need right now!

    • @averagedadbawdy
      @averagedadbawdy Рік тому +7

      @@lb5368 I am an Oliver fan for sure! I mailed the nightmare baby head!

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Рік тому +4

      @F.R.G. Admin well done, fellow jackal!! You upped the game for giving Seth (and the rest of us) nightmares about Mac Tonight!

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Рік тому +43

    40 rough hands giving you the business? Sounds like a good time, Seth

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Рік тому +3

      Thought the same thing! Assuming Samberg's and Poehler's hands were 4 of the 40, because they'd make sure a good time was had by all 😘

    • @louiebee6745
      @louiebee6745 Рік тому +1

      Yeah throw in Tina and Maya too!😉😉

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Рік тому +1

      @@louiebee6745 ...and now it's fanfiction! 😘😄

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha Рік тому

      Yikes!

  • @microfoneman
    @microfoneman Рік тому +2

    love the set up for "say good bye to me little friend"

  • @mags7848
    @mags7848 Рік тому +10

    Haven't seen a screamer since the early 2000s! Seth, you just cannot resist those retro references, can you? 🤣

  • @snowsim
    @snowsim Рік тому +20

    The one time I manage to catch Corrections within 9 minutes of it being posted, & it's this one! 🤤

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 Рік тому

      Aw, tough luck. Did you wake the house screaming?

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Рік тому

      @@christineherrmann205 No, luckily my entire cardiovascular system simply seized up, but before then I'd been laughing so hard my neighbours were likely glad for the silence.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 Рік тому +4

    CORRECTION: The Blue Oyster Cult band super fans wouldn't be the "Blue Oyster Cult", they would be the "Blue Oyster Cult Cult"

  • @NM-gg1qx
    @NM-gg1qx Рік тому +3

    For a second there, I thought "is that bloody baby doll head CAKE?", Somebody should make Seth a cake like that.

  • @carriemuniak9353
    @carriemuniak9353 Рік тому +11

    Yayayayayay! My favourite day of the weeeeeeeeeeek! 🎉

  • @sisterseverus
    @sisterseverus Рік тому +5

    I think the card was aimed at the toys, saying their new home is at Late Nite

  • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556
    @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 Рік тому +65

    I feel like Corrections is just Seth’s long game to get us to help him perfect his stand-up set.

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Рік тому +4

      100%, we'll see him perform some of these joke premises on Netflix! I'm here for it 🐾💕

    • @ofsinope
      @ofsinope Рік тому +3

      Dunno about that. Corrections is the exact opposite of a tight five.

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes Рік тому +2

      I still think it's a Fred Armisen joke that got out of control and turned into this glorious adventure.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Рік тому

      Have you seen Seth's stand up special? It was already perfection

    • @beutfam
      @beutfam Рік тому

      Last summer I saw him in person and he was awesome!

  • @michaelwaller342
    @michaelwaller342 Рік тому +5

    Loving ❤️ corrections day!!! Thank you beautiful humans!

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Рік тому +11

    JACKALS LETS GO!!

  • @CorneliuB
    @CorneliuB Рік тому +5

    To get rid of the curse, just re-watch the episode, and "the curse" will jump from 'you' to 'you' till the end of time. No worries my brothers and sisters, no one dies soon, say thank you to the digital era. I'm really worried about the crew. They saw it live. Seth should do a repeat of the show to save them. SEVEN DAYS!..

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Рік тому

      I think he means seven days till we see him again... not death 😂

  • @Zahaqiel
    @Zahaqiel Рік тому +54

    Actually Sir Isaac Newton was a keen alchemist, so the whole photography/videography thing would have interested him a lot.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 Рік тому +6

      Fun fact: Newton believed in alchemy. Seth seems to also with his jokes.

    • @BWintJack
      @BWintJack Рік тому +8

      Also wrote a treatise on optics (or "opticks," as he called it.) Glowing screens would have fascinated him!
      The bit about the naked woman would be true, though. Newton died a virgin.

    • @Zahaqiel
      @Zahaqiel Рік тому +2

      ​@@BWintJack Newton's understanding of physics is sufficient to at least get him to mid-20th century photography and filmography with a little outside help.
      I feel like the notion that photonic excitation can induce electro-potential in solid materials, and that the topology and composition of said objects can be used as a medium for complex computational methods, resulting in the storage and transfer of information in replicable electrical forms and multiple kinds of material storage methods may just wind up looking like magic to him though.
      And that'd just lead him straight back to alchemy, which... I mean... there aren't many alchemy rehab facilities left anymore.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Рік тому +13

      Newton had the opportunity to be known for more than gravity, but he dropped the ball.

    • @Zahaqiel
      @Zahaqiel Рік тому +1

      @@stephen3164 👏

  • @brandonhiser2652
    @brandonhiser2652 Рік тому +19

    As it happens, you're accidentally correct in saying that Sir Isaac Newton would be more interested in how she came down if a naked woman fell into his lap, as Newton reportedly had no romantic relationships his entire life and died a virgin. He even outright ended a friendship over a dirty joke about a nun, such was his prudishness.

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha Рік тому +1

      Correctness is a feature, not a fluke! And Sir I believed in fairies, so the "prudery" act was more like homoerotic self-punishment. I had a teacher like that.

  • @Xeksirt
    @Xeksirt Рік тому +16

    Seth, I just want to say corrections is the best! Keep it up and give me some more vince vaughn and owen wilson impressions!!!!

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 Рік тому +2

    "May up, be the place you keep the good work"
    🤣

  • @Whatever_works
    @Whatever_works Рік тому +43

    I will never get over why the roadrunner looks like an ostrich not an actual bird called a road runner

    • @maciek5608
      @maciek5608 Рік тому +8

      fun (?) fact: in the Polish version of the cartoon the bird is identified as an ostrich (struś)

    • @jkar4727
      @jkar4727 Рік тому +1

      Yep. As a kid I always tought "Roadrunner" was the name of the ostrich coyote tried to catch.
      You know, like Stargazer or Skywalker.

  • @DerangedCoconut808
    @DerangedCoconut808 Рік тому +17

    im still pushing for a Mac Tonight flash mob staring everyone who works under him or the cast of SNL doing a whole bit.

    • @BWintJack
      @BWintJack Рік тому +2

      "Starring." Normally I wouldn't, but this is Corrections.

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 Рік тому +6

    I dropped my pen at the scream oh my lord.

  • @bmeclipse
    @bmeclipse Рік тому +6

    And then Amelia pulled a piece of a wing out of her backpack and said, “I don’t see what all the *flap* is about. HEY-OOOOOH!”

  • @davidb6576
    @davidb6576 Рік тому +3

    I had my eyes closed at just the right time, but heard the scream and went back to see the image. Damn you, damn you to HELL, Seth!!?!

  • @jahbern
    @jahbern Рік тому +6

    That’s so funny about the eagle/red tailed hawk. We have red tailed hawks around our house and I always wondered why eagles sound like hawks 😂 Sometimes I marvel at my lack of curiosity.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Рік тому

      lmao. this is actually done with MANY things in audio editing. when you watch a movie with a car chase, you're probably not hearing that car's actual engine. Definitely not hearing that car's tires screeching. Almost everything is replaced with a better sound. But the red-tailed hawk is definitely up there as the greatest "find" in Hollywood audio. Whoever did it first did a good job!

  • @SyzygyNoon
    @SyzygyNoon Рік тому +8

    It'll be so weird when you're in a straight jacket, sitting in a wheelchair, all comfy in the asylum, and the Sea Captain is arguing politics with Al Pacino, and the only time they get really upset is when Shoemaker interrupts, which he does very often. "Hey, you guys!" etc.

  • @edwardlwittlif
    @edwardlwittlif Рік тому +8

    Hey everybody, *HUGE* jumpscare warning for this video. Right when the video starts, you'll see Seth isn't wearing a suit, even though he's the host of a late night show. It might give you a fright; it certainly spooked me. Just wanted everybody to be aware!

  • @greedowins
    @greedowins Рік тому +5

    LOL "Seth Tonight"

  • @gregmark1688
    @gregmark1688 Рік тому +19

    You're actually completely right about Newton; he would definitely have ignored a naked woman. Newton was famously misogynistic, in fact, he apparently had no interest in any kind of sex. He avoided women his whole life. Near the end of his life, he said he was proud that he would die a virgin. So, yeah.

    • @lsaideOK
      @lsaideOK Рік тому

      And his right hand was found to be two times larger than his left

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha Рік тому

      Seth didn't say Sir Isaac would have ignored a naked woman.

    • @gregmark1688
      @gregmark1688 Рік тому

      @@S.Pociecha @9:44

  • @lovebeaches4255
    @lovebeaches4255 Рік тому +1

    Love every time Seth brings up not sending anything else to the PO box!

  • @philjohnson1744
    @philjohnson1744 Рік тому +11

    I give Earhart props.

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 Рік тому

      You got to give her her props, and Seth Meyers' writers for that joke!

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Рік тому

      @@janelliot5643 Pretty sure I saw that joke in the UA-cam comments when it came up in the show.

  • @FallacyBites
    @FallacyBites Рік тому +8

    Isaac Newton was a maniac. He stuck a bodkin in between his eye and the socket and then pushed it around to see how his vision changed.
    Do Not Do This, your retinas are precious!

  • @jayluck8047
    @jayluck8047 Рік тому +4

    Seth may soon become the owner of the worlds largest collection of Mac the Night merchandise.

  • @farhan_jiwani
    @farhan_jiwani Рік тому +5

    I'm high AF and that scared the F outta me 😰

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Рік тому +6

    For that jump-scare, Seth deserves more MacTonight.

  • @princessmaly
    @princessmaly Рік тому +13

    Seth: Creates a segment specifically to correct all the things they got wrong during the week's shows.
    Also Seth: Gets irritated and annoyed whenever anyone corrects him on his corrections segment.

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 Рік тому +12

    I was working on a TV show on the back lot of Universal Studios in California and heard the eagle/hawk sound and thought that we were really really close to a ride just beyond the trees making a sound effect, but we weren't it was just an actual red-tailed hawk.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Рік тому

      We have 'em flying all over the place where I live and you learn the different calls they make. Some of their juvenile calls are almost easily confused with bald eagles in fact.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Рік тому +7

    The Roadrunner does not say "Meep, meep." It says "Beep, beep." It's even written out in a speech balloon in one of the episodes.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Рік тому

      Similar tangent, different cultures have different ways of writing sound effects! I know in French comics, gun shots go "pan pan!" instead of "bang bang!" for example. It's cool to see the different types.

  • @thewizardofthecreek
    @thewizardofthecreek Рік тому +3

    I showed that to my good for nothing mother-in-law and said, “seven days.” She didn’t get it lol.

  • @silveryquick4536
    @silveryquick4536 Рік тому +12

    Was Tiny Secret Whispers given a second season? We need a recap!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +8

    Missed opportunity to replace the beeps with Meeps.
    SMH

  • @jeanadams1667
    @jeanadams1667 Рік тому +4

    Lol. I am 81, born the same year as Joe Biden. I tripped downstairs one time when my foot suddenly "disappeared". Well, that was how it felt. However, I regularly tripped up the stairs. My room was on the second floor, and the stairs were barely deep enough to fit my medium size feet, and I am a small woman. Often it seemed that my foot wasn't getting planted fully on the stair. This is what I saw happening to Joe. I could totally relate.

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha Рік тому

      @@dragonkitty5578, doing it 4 times in a row on camera is special, though. If only he'd had toilet paper stuck to his shoe ...

  • @DavidRodriguez-jz4mi
    @DavidRodriguez-jz4mi Рік тому +8

    I wondered why he was doing the Mac tonight material at the beginning instead of the end, but I should’ve known he was just setting us up for a brilliant payoff. So good!
    BTW, is there going to be a Corrections anniversary show this year? Perhaps with us finally getting to see “Cicada, Cicada”?I. certainly hope so!

  • @stephencooper2603
    @stephencooper2603 Рік тому +2

    Highlight of my week when Seth reads my correction

  • @jeffl4802
    @jeffl4802 Рік тому +6

    I looked up merch and found that a vintage Seth Meyers Weekend Update bobblehead is about $21 on ebay but an old cracked foam head of mac tonight is $70. I believe if you looked into it more you would see that Mac has a higher base value than Seth.... and I dare you to tell me otherwise