What Anakin DID to Padme after he was Knighted! 😳
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- This is what Anakin Skywalker did to Padme as soon as he was Knighted a Jedi Guardian!
And since he and Padme didn’t get to honeymoon right after their wedding on Naboo, Anakin took this chance to see her as they were both on Coruscant at the time.
So right after he was Knighted, Anakin brought Padme to the Coruscant underworld where he took her on a dangerous race track as a reminder to when they first met on Tatooine where he helped save her by podracing!
He also took her to a market called Uhmandasee where he gave her his Padawan braid for her to keep while he’s far away in the corners of the Galaxy.
But this is Anakin were talking about so after the racing and walking around the market, he showed Padme what a real lightsaber felt like with some, “Aggressive Negotiations” if you know what I’m sayin!
“Aggressive Negotiations”💀
"the negotiations were short"
Anakin to his "lightsaber": "You have turned her Against me!!!!"
Lots & lots of "Hrum"
@@jnru43woah 💀
And that's how Luke and Leia were created
And so Padme showed him her Naboobs.
And he showed her his Tatoowiener.
And Anakin showed her his tattooinie 😂
@@Scotty-Doo626I saw this after my comment but both ways are true 😂
💀
She probably liked it in her dark side
Gave her his lightsaber. Hard
Aggressive “stabs”
Anikins stick is shiny😮
It’s a “hard” beam of plasma 💀
@@emptyhad2571😮
Red hot and pulsating
Id turn to the dark side if i lost her too
gooood
I would turn to her dark side...
@@enclave6982good 😈
The force is STROOOOONGGG with you
Thing is he never lost her until he turned to the darkside and didn't bother talking to padme about it too much before palpatine turned him to the darkside
"Oh my goodness, Annie, you've grown."
"So have you."
You are no longer a padawan
no 😭
“ may the force be inside you*
Oh god
In another timeline
Luke: Dad how was I born
Anakin:I showed her the lightsaber
49 times
@@tylersingleton9284we fought that beast
@@mr.ginnyfin2303 your old man and me
She showed him her dark side.
@@The_Car_Pen it had chicken head with duck feet
Everyone talks about Padme and her Naboobies but no one mentions Anakin's Tatoweiner
THAT'S GOLD ROSSIE, GOLD!!!😀
Omg the wordplay
Brilliant
Criminally underrated comment 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The moaning at the end got me dying
This is the where fun begins
Oh yes
it was 🤨🚨
YAMETE KUDESAI 😫😫
sh!t
This is where the fun begins
💀💀💀
Now this is podracing
*"Podracer" enters "tunnel"*
Holy jesus 💀
@@user-xx6vy9ri8psperm racing
Soooooo all that patience paid off for him? 😅
It definitely did.
He definitely wasn't patient in starting there relationship. After not seeing her for years they instantly start flirting and then become a couple by the end of the movie
I'm suddenly reminded of henry in the other boleyn girl losing his patience.
He is a slow learner
@@Omnipulsar To be fair, she wasn't patient either. It was mutual benefit for both. 😏
Bro broke the Jedi code the day he became a Jedi 💀
Bro Code > Jedi Code
😼
"My goodness ani, it's grown"💀💀
@@RiccardoCardella-n3s "the fruits of the Jedi training my beloved Padme. Observe the flow of the force"
Honestly I wouldn't give a damn about the Jedi Code either. It's way too old-fashioned and conservative for my taste.
“Harder Ani!!!!”
Padmé possibly
😂
Anakin swung his lightsaber. It became white.
I found a great disturbance the force. It was padme crying out in pleasure.
“Your father was a great jedi” ~Obi Wan
Also Anakin: 🦶🏻🤰
The force was strong indeed. It would only be surprising if such spoofs weren't already made.
66 likes is so ironic 😂
"He showed her a REAL lightsaber with some... aggressive negations *Background moan* 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
You were right about one thing, the negotiations were short.
His lightsaber wasn't short.
@BriannaTheGirlWhoLikesDinos how would u know?
@@lasershow017 The dark side of the Internet is a pathway to abilities some consider... Unnatural.
😅😂@@BvelociraptorProductions
LMFAO
And again he got us with the thumbnail
lol
The fact the short automatically selects the thumbnail (you can't change it) 💀
@@PadmeAmidala6182 For a time you can change it
The aggressive negotiations lasted for 9 minutes roughly.
Then 20 mins gently
After he was knighted, he “knighted” her
Oh god
Good lord
@@Frozenpun377 exactly what I was thinking
@@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921 💀
If palpatine can sense in the force what Anakin is doing, do you think Palpatine might've felt this "disturbance" of these "aggressive negotiations"?
How else would he know padme was pregnant
Palpatine: unlimited POWAHH
Palpatine: “Now spit in her mouth”
@@Omnipulsar I mean...her belly?
💀 💀 💀
"real lightsaber" and "agressive negotiations" got me rolling to canada 💀
Anakin showed Padmé his lightsaber and two massive twin suns.
I thought Padme had the twin suns 💀 💀 💀
@@DAK_12 Not the kind Anakin has.
Speaking of which what is padmè's favorite "lightsaber" form
Actually one was a daughter
@@brickimposter2211 The one that turns her on, or gets her “ignited.”
That was a given, plus I mean who wouldn’t?
Yeah. Padmé is hot.
@@brentmunroe1227fr
@@brentmunroe1227agreed!
Fr
Fr
Her in that dark dress telling him they can't be together was diabolical 😂
Padme is hard to resist.. harder than resisting the Dark Side.
His lightsaber entered her downtown courusaunt
Coruscant*
“what a real lightsaber looked felt like with some aggressive negotiations”💀💀💀
She really just said oh anakin plunge your saber into me 💀
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂
He stuck her with his youngling maker 9000.
Omg wth 😂💀
@@Obi-wan-Kenobi-HiGround see what I did there?
@@corvus2327 yeah 💀
THE MoAN AT THE END💀💀😳
"...what a REAL lightsaber felt like", nice
shin chan
“You were right about one thing, Ani. The negotiations were short.”
he executed order 66 and killed the younglings, but before that, he executed order 69 and filled Padme with his future younglings
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Luke, did I ever tell you the story of your father's hot senatorial chick?"
Padme: anakin what are you doing
Anakin: *closes and locks door*
Anakin: im going to show you the power of the darkside
why is this on my recommended?
Same 😂
Same😂
Same
I interact with his community posts, but I don't think I've ever had a video recommended from this channel.
@@TillmanStudios same
Oh Ani!!! I want the high ground!
"You underestimate this di-
I mean Power
That would've _finished_ the prequels too quick
That be crazy if Qui gone was watching and he just started shouting NO💀
F*king diabolical
"i showed you my lightsaber, plz respond."
I wanna see this live action
I'm sure PH has that somewhere
@@satele.gamingsurprisingly no anakin and padme they have luke leia , anakin leia padme Luke and even darth Vader leia
@@jjkm17what the hell 😂😂😂😂
@@empireofengland6039 I’m an otaku of porn as sad as that is
Wtf
Yeah yeah. We all know Anaking takes every opportunity to practice his lightsaber skills with Padme. Id honestly be suprised if he didnt give Padme a demonstration in the middle of the temple.
Nah💀
Jedi mind trick: “this is the 8 inches you’ve been looking for”😂😂😂😂😂
Nah💀
Padme: more like 3 but I love you anyway Annie.
Omg that's so fucked the jedi could just use mind tricks like that ☠️
It only works on the weak minded, it wouldn’t have worked on her lol
@@AmyHoldaway27that depends on the Jedi using it
He showed her his forbidden lightsaber techniques
The comment section is full of hillarious jokes. Well done gentlemen :D
Luke: dad you choked her!
Anakin: yea, but she was into that kinda stuff anyways
"May the Force clap with you!"
“May the force be in you” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural
Can you imagine using the force to enhance... "negotiations"?!
@@charlescarmichael1124 Nah
@@pratapkumarbehera1974 "nah, not from the Jedi"
That moan at the end 😂
Anakin got that dawg in him
Yoda: “love and affection, a Jedi must not seek” 👽
Obi-wan: “ehh, I’m okay, love isn’t for me” 🧔♂️
Anakin: “Naboobies” 🤓
Booooooo 👎🏾
obi wan did infact have love interest and some sources suggest that yora and the femLe yoda (forgot her name) got a bit freaky once
@@joshuamartin4624 bro dont forgwt abou Satine!
@@hackerman1647 yaddle I believe
@@MenteMaestra91 *naboooooooo
This is better than anything Disney will ever do
Let’s just hope that the negotiations weren’t short
Blasted in her like he did inside that Droid Control Ship over Naboo.
Anakin’s *lightsaber* was coarse, rough, and it got everywhere. (Especially on padme)
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Padme felt the thrust of Anakin's hot, thick lightsaber in her soft, tight, viscous pleasureable insides.
And by the end of it, she felt like she’d been jolted by Sith Lightning.
His senses were definitely atuned 😂
The moan at the end is fucking despicable☠️
I thought it was gonna be “What Anakin did to Padme after he killed her.”
You forgot him killing some younglings to get Padme in the mood.
@@justinhammer3196 💀
The stuff coming from his lightsaber travelling in a tunnel:now this is pod racing!!
"Ani, Try spinning that's a good trick"
Padme possibly
@@PalomasMusic666 I don’t want to know what that’d mean
@@axelnilsson5124
If you don't already, then you probably shouldn't
Anakin showed her the true power of the dark side 😂😂😂
Anakin was like.. " Lets dew it!!!... In a palpatine voice..
😂😂😂😂
He rammed his lightsaber in her corn canon
Indeed, Mr. Trump.
Sadly Rex had to stand at there door for a good 27 hours
“Negotiations were short” to a whole new meaning
The end 💀
That's the type of aggressive negotiations I'd like to join in. 😅
“Aggressive negotiations” had me dying 😭🙏
the “uehh” at the end 😂😂😂
Padme showed him her two tattoine suns
She wanted the dark saber 😁
That's...not how that works, but, okay.
@@Rose-kj7rz why not
And then Luke Skywalker was born 😂😂❤❤
"Our blaster can't repell an og of that magnitude!"
luke and leia: so thats how we were made
Well- nobody seemed to think that the "Midi-Clorians" created Luke and Leia...
Anakin the Romantic.
He showed her what a real light saber felt like and penetrated her corescant underworld. LoL 😆
Well the aggressive negotiations did end with a diplomatic solution.
Anikan gave Padme his Tatooweenie
Padme showed Anikan her Naboobies
Like Herbert’s lightsaber when he sees Chris in the Family Guy Star Wars spoof 😂😂😂
The older woman knew how to "unleash" the youngsters "force potential".
Anakin’s lightsaber entering the dark side
Oh please, wouldn’t we ALL lightsaber Padme? 😜
I’m doing her rn
*Anakin walks in*
Fuck
Did I hear something like, 'yamete kudasai... uhhh...'?
Anakins Not only fighting Form 5, his favourite lightsaber Form is 69, the path of the remaining Limb😂
Anamaaa
He showed her some lightsaber play.👍🏾
Obi wans lightsaber is still bigger then anakins and padme knows it
Nah anakins is 9 inches obi wan just has a 6 inch
"You underestimate my power"
"A lightsaber size matters not, it's how you use it" --- Yoda
@@Dar_ishereagreed
@@Dar_isherethat was 36 inch
yes. we get it; he made the kessel run with her
“You made the kessel run in less then 12 thrusts” -Padmé
Now THIS is pod racing 😂
And that's how padmé got pregnant with luke and leia
Where is your local padme dealership? I’d like to make a down payment 😂😂
He showed her the Skygasm
Force c*m 💀
*This is my lightsaber your looking for *
What a "sticky" situation they got themselves into.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Nah she wanted a big black light saber instead 😈
She was into Mandalorian’s (I get the joke btw)
Lol
Mace Windu 💀
@@freshmemes8449 its purple
She wanted the darksaber 💀
Can you please start mentioning if what you’re saying is canon or legends at the start of each video?
I mean...
This prolly happened in both canon and legends
@@PalomasMusic666 lol
I’m dying of laughter from all of these Star Wars sex jokes 💀💀💀
Obi Wan has seen the security hologram footage of Anakin's... aggressive negotiations...
“Anakin stop force fucking Padmé”
The moan at the end was CRAZY
The most clickabity video ever LMFAO
A real lightsaber looked like 💀
The force really is strong with him