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  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 2 роки тому +287

    The image of Matt giving a pep-talk to black Shane depressed in a wig, absolute god-tier comedy 🤣

    • @MilesWilliams88
      @MilesWilliams88 Рік тому

      Absolutely!😂 The guys a fucking degenerate in the best possible way.

  • @misoguapo2946
    @misoguapo2946 2 роки тому +217

    “You saw a picture of a dude and drove to his house” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexcoyg3281
      @alexcoyg3281 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PzY-Reviews
      @PzY-Reviews 7 місяців тому +2

      Right as he said it lmfao

    • @Fuhrious
      @Fuhrious Місяць тому

      And said “jerk me off “

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Рік тому +71

    "That's how hetero I am"
    To not give a damn about it and still tell it on the pod. Great stuff

  • @CaseyDoesIt
    @CaseyDoesIt Рік тому +54

    “Dude you’re sitting on that story?! You need to tell the world that!” 😂😂

  • @astralbeast8177
    @astralbeast8177 2 роки тому +293

    I’ve gone from blindly staring at thumbnails while listening to cumtown clips to blindly staring at thumbnails while listening to mssp clips. Yes.

    • @booognish
      @booognish 2 роки тому +28

      Either one works. I literally blare this shit in one ear all day every day at work, sometimes shifting through slightly warped states of consciousness as a result.

    • @kurtschneider1267
      @kurtschneider1267 Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @foodchewer
      @foodchewer Рік тому +6

      Me too. Are we evolving?

    • @spencerobrien4753
      @spencerobrien4753 Рік тому +2

      What's the next move?

    • @foodchewer
      @foodchewer Рік тому +6

      @@spencerobrien4753 I'm thinking a lateral move. Purely audiobooks.

  • @jacobjenn1
    @jacobjenn1 2 роки тому +92

    When you’re 2 ciders in you’re gonna start talking about your past squeezers

  • @HanSoloxcs
    @HanSoloxcs 2 роки тому +157

    Matt is one of the funniest people alive. Bless the Shaman

  • @brandonf1482
    @brandonf1482 2 роки тому +124

    My favorite part of the day is watching Notorious Peepop MSSP clips

  • @WARSfate
    @WARSfate 2 роки тому +61

    Your channel has significant improved my overall happiness since discovering it at the end of December. Had most of your videos ready for offline play and listened to a bunch on a road trip with my brother when we didn’t have cell reception. Both our introduction to Shane and the shaman. Good times, thank you

    • @Tailssonic1999x
      @Tailssonic1999x 8 місяців тому +1

      I was in Turkey for a month last year and didn't want to spend loads on my phone so i downloads hundreds of cumtowb and MSSP eps. Got pulled over by Turkish cops once and I reckon if he understood English I think I'd have been beheaded

    • @WARSfate
      @WARSfate 8 місяців тому

      @@Tailssonic1999x 😂 I can only imagine what that cop would say if he could understand English

  • @the_pantichrist2279
    @the_pantichrist2279 2 роки тому +90

    Matt could be the reincarnation of like a high tier monk or some other truly honest entity

  • @tylomvne
    @tylomvne 11 місяців тому +30

    McCusker exit strategy

  • @JackJack-oi8py
    @JackJack-oi8py 2 роки тому +40

    Matt's gay confessions... Nailed the ending Shane

  • @steventoungate4373
    @steventoungate4373 Рік тому +20

    Matt definitely got the sqeezer b4 he left

  • @jerrybalestrieri7427
    @jerrybalestrieri7427 2 роки тому +62

    Matt has definitely plowed a few Ts

    • @Matthew-us2ys
      @Matthew-us2ys Рік тому +12

      plowed some T100s

    • @Andy-im3kj
      @Andy-im3kj 5 місяців тому +1

      They said he looks "muy lindooooo" 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 Рік тому +14

    A moment of silence please for the day they shut down Craigslist Casual Encounters. End of an era 😔 👊🏼

  • @malcolmharris854
    @malcolmharris854 10 місяців тому +10

    Matt almost got into a Buffalo Bill scenario.

  • @headrush_311
    @headrush_311 11 місяців тому +9

    Matt’s honesty is so refreshing in today’s day and age

  • @jt5604
    @jt5604 2 роки тому +25

    "I sus out the baes with tennis elbow" that whole bit from 9:15 - 9:35 had me dying

  • @Dom-mw8gk
    @Dom-mw8gk 2 роки тому +20

    Matt might be the greatest of all time

  • @Spanken
    @Spanken 11 місяців тому +5

    I love the idea that he thinks black Shane in a wig is a hot girl this podcast makes so much sense

  • @rileyontheroad
    @rileyontheroad Місяць тому +1

    I’ve been listening for years and this is the first I’ve come across this banger of a story.

  • @brodes2645
    @brodes2645 10 місяців тому +5

    Matt is like Icarus with T’s… one day his wings will burn

  • @MicholIrwin
    @MicholIrwin 2 місяці тому +2

    I came for shane but stayed for Matt. This dude has no shame or massive confidence

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 11 місяців тому +2

    This is an insanely good Matt story, holy shit how have I not heard this yet

  • @porkbeast3000
    @porkbeast3000 Рік тому +2

    Throwing the bus on Jim, that's even worse 😂😂

  • @dylanvaccaro6919
    @dylanvaccaro6919 Рік тому +5

    Matt is the funniest man alive

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 2 роки тому +15

    $120 is pretty steep for a man in a wig, just saying.

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 9 місяців тому +1

    Best podcast. Best clip channel. Best comics.
    Best Dawgs 👌

  • @aarongerdts216
    @aarongerdts216 7 місяців тому +1

    Matt 100% followed through with the squeezer

  • @NoVACorpsGaming
    @NoVACorpsGaming 2 роки тому +5

    I pay for strangers to put their hands on me, too

  • @blakemontgomery863
    @blakemontgomery863 4 місяці тому +1

    Holy fuck this is the funniest Matt story by far

    • @PuffSteet
      @PuffSteet Місяць тому +1

      Go listen to him dealing with the debt collectors, hands down my favorite pod bit ever

  • @DaveScottADV
    @DaveScottADV 2 роки тому +3

    I love how appalled Shane is around 4:00

  • @abcdeeeeedded
    @abcdeeeeedded Рік тому +2

    RUNNIN n GUNNIN

    • @baalzebub5000
      @baalzebub5000 11 місяців тому

      “Take a cold shower, and you’re hetero again.”

  • @michaelparrish6572
    @michaelparrish6572 2 роки тому +1

    Gosh damn! I only heard tells of this story! Thank you peepop for bringing this story to my attention! Thank you for your service Notorious Peepop! My God bless you with sweet treats!

  • @jacobcooper-relli9672
    @jacobcooper-relli9672 4 місяці тому

    Can’t believe the shaman is just sitting on this story as a stand up he better have a 20 min bit on this

  • @jasonotto9126
    @jasonotto9126 7 місяців тому

    Black shane in a wig? Sounds like matts prayers were answered 😂

  • @buhshmuh
    @buhshmuh 2 роки тому +3

    Matt looks a lot like Nick mullen here. I think he's secretly his dad

  • @skylar1112
    @skylar1112 Рік тому +1

    Metal gear solid level 10 😂😂

  • @sambino2726
    @sambino2726 24 дні тому

    Black Shane in a wig 😂

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 2 роки тому +7

    Back when "coughing" actually saved lives

  • @thomasmitchell4128
    @thomasmitchell4128 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks Peepop

  • @cheapskateaquatics7103
    @cheapskateaquatics7103 9 місяців тому

    8:29 best line

  • @Trav_Can
    @Trav_Can 6 місяців тому

    You know, I think these boys are going to be alright.

  • @honkeytime4907
    @honkeytime4907 2 роки тому +11

    I’m not norm of mssp leggo

  • @demond2134
    @demond2134 4 місяці тому

    😂😂 first time I’m hearing this story

  • @strangerinthealps5874
    @strangerinthealps5874 2 роки тому +7

    "Dude, dude.....dude. Dude dude, dude. Awww, Dude. Dude, dude dude dude, dude! Dude? Dude."
    Great f'n story tho

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah it’s white guys, that’s like our thing.

    • @Zure467
      @Zure467 Рік тому +5

      @@ComeAlongKay dude....

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 Рік тому +3

      @@ComeAlongKay it’s basically our N-word

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms 8 місяців тому

      ​@@michaelj6392bunch of duder's around here..

  • @Brazen1234
    @Brazen1234 Рік тому

    '''firm handshake''

  • @whyshouldibeats
    @whyshouldibeats Рік тому

    Legendary clip

  • @jonasroach9767
    @jonasroach9767 2 роки тому

    Notorious, do you know the episode with the “it wasn’t me”/ Holocaust bit? Thank you

  • @onewetfishstick
    @onewetfishstick 2 роки тому

    Matt shouldn't make children's books of this an other expenses. Stay ahead of the 🐏. I'm gonna need that 10%

  • @jakeconnelly5214
    @jakeconnelly5214 2 роки тому +1

    What episode is this from?

  • @yourneighbor2567
    @yourneighbor2567 2 роки тому

    Lmao that was hilarious

  • @michaelfoster2643
    @michaelfoster2643 6 місяців тому

    Squeezer scare

  • @bridgeburnerspodcast
    @bridgeburnerspodcast 2 роки тому +1

    Massage stories in the same vein (get it?) ua-cam.com/video/3oBkOZCz0lA/v-deo.html

  • @PzY-Reviews
    @PzY-Reviews 7 місяців тому

    Matt who watched trans joi corn can't go all the way smh

  • @lopezklu
    @lopezklu Рік тому

    make a skit of it please

  • @nicandromartinezsotelo3300
    @nicandromartinezsotelo3300 Місяць тому

    Yo dawgs if you ever get down to Guadalajara Mexico like your boy Mark Normand did, I'd love to take y'all dogs to an authentic estetica masculina. Hot chicks that work on the steip clubs are there on the estética on made up massage places to please you all the way for a fraction of the cost.
    Dawgz assemble and have a nice time

  • @rickhall517930
    @rickhall517930 6 місяців тому

    He*

  • @n-wordheelflips2648
    @n-wordheelflips2648 2 роки тому +11

    I think Matt should get over half the Patreon money, like at least a 70/30 split. I'm imagining a Shane solo pod & it's miserably boring

    • @regoroberts1982
      @regoroberts1982 2 роки тому +3

      Who gives a fuck what you're imagining

    • @motor-hr6rj
      @motor-hr6rj Рік тому

      Yeah haha it would just be "yeah dudes it was a bad one this week sat in a dunkin doughnuts for 14 hours and fought with baby girl"

    • @er206_
      @er206_ 2 дні тому

      Pocket watching is very gay of you

  • @arun553
    @arun553 2 роки тому +8

    wow, when matt doesn't talk about politics, he's the funniest guy ever

    • @n-wordheelflips2648
      @n-wordheelflips2648 2 роки тому +18

      he's funny 25/8

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah you mean you don’t like his politics even if he’s still funny when talking about it.

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 2 роки тому +10

      What an annoying like let me sneak my condemnation of his politics into my compliment move. You’re not right just because you disagree. And there’s like eight million super liberal woke comics go listen to them.

    • @arun553
      @arun553 2 роки тому

      @@ComeAlongKay calm down bro, it's just an opinion. I never said "I was right". And yeah, I am going to put my opinion about his views, deal with it

    • @aidanlandwehr8295
      @aidanlandwehr8295 3 місяці тому

      Okay libtard

  • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
    @alexanderkvitrovn9828 2 роки тому +2

    First

  • @nobody-kp5co
    @nobody-kp5co Рік тому +1

    What episode is this

  • @str8_white_mail
    @str8_white_mail 2 роки тому +3

    “squeezer”

  • @ooyoututchmytralala
    @ooyoututchmytralala Рік тому +1

    Damn the old cast be popping those mic levels like a mf hahaha who needs pop filters amiright Matt………

  • @rustycunts1214
    @rustycunts1214 2 роки тому +4

    Long live PEEPOP!