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  • @GrowlingSidewinder
    @GrowlingSidewinder  3 роки тому +98

    Check out the Merch Store: teespring.com/stores/growling-sidewinder-store
    Link to my buddy Longshot's Channel: ua-cam.com/channels/szke4C7G1THhlh0puHWZ1g.html
    Just me and longshot out doing dumb shit again lol. Hope you guys enjoy.

    • @St0RM33
      @St0RM33 3 роки тому +1

      Are you using monitors with the headtracker? Or using VR headset? Can you please make a video on your setup and how it works? I never used a simulator before, would be interesting to know

    • @Scott11078
      @Scott11078 3 роки тому

      @@St0RM33 Are you looking at starting up and have absolutely no peripherals like stick, rudder etc?

    • @davidpranatamurti4303
      @davidpranatamurti4303 3 роки тому

      May be you should not get into dogfight with raptor? Why not try to shoot it down with AIM54? You can engage it beyond the horizon range right?

    • @AbyNeon
      @AbyNeon 3 роки тому +1

      How ABOUT 2 morons each one on his F15 or Viper Vs F22?!

    • @serrianarchipelago7582
      @serrianarchipelago7582 3 роки тому

      So i dont i i like

  • @crabuki1273
    @crabuki1273 3 роки тому +1916

    The fact you don't have a "2 Morons..." playlist is a travesty. This needs to be a running series.

    • @ajm6295
      @ajm6295 3 роки тому +30

      I second that! That was an awesome vid.

    • @imadrifter
      @imadrifter 3 роки тому +51

      All in favor of a recurring series about these two window lickers say
      Boom

    • @SledgeFox
      @SledgeFox 3 роки тому +4

      You have to do that! 👍

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus 3 роки тому +4

      100% this.

    • @ulor5939
      @ulor5939 3 роки тому +29

      Seconded, "two morons" is my favorite.
      ....
      By a Longshot.

  • @H.Kuznetsov
    @H.Kuznetsov 3 роки тому +1066

    "The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid." - This line never made so much sense until now, lol

    • @CajunMarine33445
      @CajunMarine33445 3 роки тому +22

      You forgot "Great Balls of Fire!"

    • @4nix591
      @4nix591 3 роки тому +4

      When did they first say the line?

    • @killimon1635
      @killimon1635 3 роки тому +23

      @@4nix591 in top gun after they were “killed” by viper in training

    • @cdc194
      @cdc194 3 роки тому +19

      "They survived the shoot down but for some reason they ejected at 50k feet and suffocated to death."

  • @milkman6385
    @milkman6385 3 роки тому +1518

    When long shot is giving call outs “5oclock, 6oclock, he’s pulling lead, flairs now!” GS giving call outs “he’s right there, he’s over there, flares, oh he missed” *boom*

    • @thedreamer6429
      @thedreamer6429 3 роки тому +82

      We need a GS and Longshot Rio mod

    • @bigblue6917
      @bigblue6917 3 роки тому +55

      Somewhat ironic that Long Shot, a man known for his ability to exist a perfectly serviceable aircraft, dies when he crashes his aircraft into the ground.

    • @LongShotChannel
      @LongShotChannel 3 роки тому +108

      Thank you thats why i said what i said in the end of round 1

    • @cloakedsniper5016
      @cloakedsniper5016 3 роки тому +19

      Btw the word is "flare" :). Although GS and Longshot definitely have a lot flair in their interactions haha

    • @NemrodEzeth
      @NemrodEzeth 3 роки тому +10

      @@LongShotChannel we can hear the pain in your voice XD
      sorry for you, it's very entertaining!

  • @GrowlingSidewinder
    @GrowlingSidewinder  3 роки тому +1352

    I feel like we almost had him....

  • @alphahurricane7957
    @alphahurricane7957 3 роки тому +804

    "turn the thing" "thats a building" best co pilot ever

    • @cshan2313
      @cshan2313 3 роки тому +19

      I laughed so hard at that moment

    • @skindrow7755
      @skindrow7755 3 роки тому +4

      @@cshan2313 me too dude

    • @wordragon
      @wordragon 2 роки тому +2

      The best pilot ever…

  • @baomao7243
    @baomao7243 3 роки тому +394

    “He missed ! … oh wait, no … he didn’t …”
    “You’re the worst RIO ever.” HILARIOUS.

  • @Mystic_Chizu
    @Mystic_Chizu 3 роки тому +421

    Ngl this "Two Morons" thing is wildly entertaining.

    • @kurappu
      @kurappu 3 роки тому +6

      I agree, it should be a playlist if it isn't already

  • @scottym.9077
    @scottym.9077 3 роки тому +239

    GS out here making Jester look like a superstar 😂
    I don’t think I heard a single directional call. “He’s over there.” “Turn the thing.” “That’s a building.” I think the most helpful call out was “we’re on fire”.

  • @HaleFire7
    @HaleFire7 3 роки тому +198

    GS is about as helpful as Indiana Jones dad was in the back of the biplane 😂

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus 3 роки тому +27

      I'm sorry son, they got ush.

    • @1slotmech
      @1slotmech 3 роки тому +7

      This is brutally.... funny.🤣🤣

    • @themonolithian
      @themonolithian 3 роки тому +6

      Lmfao your comment killed me

  • @musman9853
    @musman9853 3 роки тому +170

    He missed!
    followed immediately by an explosion

  • @mr.cucumber825
    @mr.cucumber825 3 роки тому +172

    When GS ejects prematurely like Jester lmfao

    • @amazingstealth8235
      @amazingstealth8235 3 роки тому +19

      I feel like GS ejects here are the opposite to Jester ejects. Jester ejects prematurely, GS ejects when they wont even get out and the plane is already a ball of fire on the ground

    • @LongShotChannel
      @LongShotChannel 3 роки тому +18

      Thats happend to alot of guys, no need to be ashame

    • @mr.cucumber825
      @mr.cucumber825 3 роки тому +4

      @@LongShotChannel It would happen to all of us in the same position 🤣

  • @clippedwings225
    @clippedwings225 3 роки тому +228

    2 Morons is starting to be my favorite videos by GS.

    • @Strykenine
      @Strykenine 3 роки тому +6

      This is an excellent series.

  • @gavinbranch5467
    @gavinbranch5467 3 роки тому +137

    Fighting the F-22 seems like a great to get some valuable emergency landing practice in

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 Рік тому +1

      Sure. If it wasn't for the follow-up Fox 2.

  • @marcoafonso7084
    @marcoafonso7084 3 роки тому +157

    "Just me and longshot out doing dumb shit again lol. Hope you guys enjoy."
    We'll ALWAYS enjoy it!

    • @icecold9511
      @icecold9511 3 роки тому

      So.....how did it feel to face plant into that building at 3:35?

  • @clockworkorange3628
    @clockworkorange3628 3 роки тому +136

    The most optimistic dead men flying.

  • @JebHoge
    @JebHoge 3 роки тому +45

    That "discussion" about the gear lever made me think of driving lessons with my kid.

  • @antoinelemoine9222
    @antoinelemoine9222 3 роки тому +114

    this the beginning of something glorious, "2 Morons (and anything after that)" is going be a glorious series of videos

  • @arctictiger8690
    @arctictiger8690 3 роки тому +75

    "That's a building! That's a buil-" almost spit out me noodles

    • @icecold9511
      @icecold9511 3 роки тому +1

      Did they paint a tomcat on the building?

  • @dinoarmy298
    @dinoarmy298 3 роки тому +36

    "thats a building, that's a building, THATS A BUILDING-" dead

  • @joet3661
    @joet3661 3 роки тому +58

    You guys are a RIOT! My wife was trying to figure out what had me laughing out loud! Let's see...10 kills ( you) in 8 minutes? Did you ever consider just RAMMING the f-22 in the merge? What a great vid...Thanks

  • @wolf_gaming573
    @wolf_gaming573 3 роки тому +40

    “Pull the nose up.. pull the nose up......pull the nose up..”
    BOOOM
    😂😂😂💀☠️

  • @bobwampler3387
    @bobwampler3387 3 роки тому +84

    You definitely need to do these “moron” episodes long term.

  • @willyb507
    @willyb507 3 роки тому +36

    "your the worst RIO,...ever" 🤣🤣

  • @member5488
    @member5488 3 роки тому +30

    Props to the F-14's crew survivability....when it isn't flown into the ground that is.

  • @paez4779
    @paez4779 3 роки тому +85

    😆🤣 it's like watching a Sherman taking on an Abrams... You guys got heart...

    • @californiahighwaypatrol577
      @californiahighwaypatrol577 3 роки тому

      No not actually in 2005 a 22 lost 3 out of 4 times in simulated dogfight, only 1 of them has been allowed to be ssid to public in mass

    • @paez4779
      @paez4779 3 роки тому +7

      @@californiahighwaypatrol577 Well for one all simulation including this one is not very accurate... And two I'm referring to this vid.. it's not to be taking seriously 😑

    • @californiahighwaypatrol577
      @californiahighwaypatrol577 3 роки тому

      @@paez4779 um im not talking video game simulation, i mean real life combat training simulation

    • @paez4779
      @paez4779 3 роки тому +8

      @@californiahighwaypatrol577 yeah and also have the understanding that F-22 pilots are not allowed to use the full capabilities of the F-22 for reason that it's classified

    • @californiahighwaypatrol577
      @californiahighwaypatrol577 3 роки тому

      @@paez4779 its classified for civilian not for the military it self or the pilots, in this case it was navy vs air force so their is no point of hiding things

  • @demonfaeshae
    @demonfaeshae 3 роки тому +14

    The CAG called. He wants to know what happened with all of his F-14s and why there's a 200% increase in prank calls from the USAF.

  • @BrodieFairhall
    @BrodieFairhall 3 роки тому +40

    Hand's down the best video on the channel.
    "You're the worst RIO, ever"
    Definitely the most entertaining one!
    I agree with everyone in the comments, this should absolutely be a series.

  • @georgekotronakis903
    @georgekotronakis903 3 роки тому +16

    Waiiit... Two videos?? Man you're on another level!

  • @violinbird77
    @violinbird77 3 роки тому +11

    All the flight schools are going to use this video in the CRM course, "what not to do".

  • @anavgeekspassion5727
    @anavgeekspassion5727 3 роки тому +20

    That's way too much disrespect to the Tomcat in one video. I can't take it anymore 💀

    • @Uncle_Shamrock
      @Uncle_Shamrock 3 роки тому +1

      Take it easy dude , it is just for fun.

    • @dallaswood4117
      @dallaswood4117 3 роки тому +1

      Meh probably the most realistic part of an air to air combat I’ve seen with the f22 we’re locked up I don’t see it followed by immediate boom

  • @Eric-un2oq
    @Eric-un2oq 3 роки тому +5

    I like how the goal turned from trying to fight back to trying to land.

  • @josephbishop3231
    @josephbishop3231 3 роки тому +10

    The gear's not DOWN THOUGH!

  • @rotatuspeek4313
    @rotatuspeek4313 3 роки тому +25

    I totally fell in love with "2 morons" keep it up

  • @timdestasio3367
    @timdestasio3367 3 роки тому +6

    “I’m still flying though”
    “No you’re not”

  • @bigblue6917
    @bigblue6917 3 роки тому +16

    That moment you get hit by the second missile because blowing your engines up with he first missile was not a big enough hint.

  • @takaharatanaka8818
    @takaharatanaka8818 2 роки тому +3

    I watched this again with my daughter Lian.
    Her English isn't so good but she was holding her tummy then she fell out of the chair!

  • @eg395
    @eg395 3 роки тому +7

    You just made becoming either a lawn dart or crashing into a building hilarious. Lmao!

  • @albertthatcher8160
    @albertthatcher8160 3 роки тому +16

    I was just thinking, watching another video, "Why is Longshot always the RIO? GS should let him have the stick one of these times."

    • @preppen78
      @preppen78 3 роки тому +4

      ..and now we know...

    • @LongShotChannel
      @LongShotChannel 3 роки тому +2

      @@preppen78 ouch... lol... you missed the part that it was vs an F22?

    • @scottym.9077
      @scottym.9077 3 роки тому +2

      There’s clearly a reason the Longshot would rather be in the back seat 😂

    • @michaelwerkov3438
      @michaelwerkov3438 3 роки тому +1

      i mean, let's be fair here... f22 or not, it's a team effort to make a plane go two directions at once. and we the viewers profit.

    • @preppen78
      @preppen78 3 роки тому

      @@LongShotChannel :D sorry. No, it's an F-22 and my comment wasn't fair at all, just a joke. I appreciate the role reversal, but I think both parties showed a bit of rust in these roles in the F-14. Made for good content :)

  • @alexanderlarsen6412
    @alexanderlarsen6412 3 роки тому +18

    "Two morons" is quickly becoming my favorite part of this channel

  • @rbo350
    @rbo350 3 роки тому +8

    I was laughing through the whole video, it was comedic trying to beat an f22 with a f14 and GS is the back seat driver (reo)

  • @thepie8u
    @thepie8u 3 роки тому +7

    this was fantastically fun to watch! thank you GS!

  • @thewarthogproject
    @thewarthogproject 3 роки тому +5

    It's both hilarious and terrifying at the same time

  • @17missing
    @17missing 2 роки тому +1

    GS: “Oh hey he missed!”
    Missile: well yes but actually no.

  • @vczs
    @vczs 3 роки тому +12

    Had a damn good laughter during the whole video. Best duo ever!

  • @esbuenodun
    @esbuenodun 2 роки тому +1

    watching this all I could think of was that line from Top Gun... "where'd he go?" "WHERE'D WHOOO GOOO?!?!" 😂

  • @scootersplace9324
    @scootersplace9324 3 роки тому +14

    The"2 morons" series is my favorite!!!! LOL

  • @happycanayjian1582
    @happycanayjian1582 3 роки тому +1

    “12 o’clock, turn it over, that’s a building, that’s a building….” BOOM!!!
    😂😂😂

  • @kenhelmers2603
    @kenhelmers2603 3 роки тому +5

    "Worst RIO ... Ever!" LOL I haven't laughed this much in a while. Thanks guys!

  • @allenarneson4349
    @allenarneson4349 3 роки тому +2

    "Can you control this?" - "I can, I can" - "Can I ???" - Oh he hits us again! We will talk on the ground... 'He hit us" - "He did??" "Didn't you hear the turbines winding down?" - "Yeah you are right" - " I see two fires" - "Hey that's the sun" - Hey, OMG that's a building". The Defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid... You guys are funny!!

  • @Robert53area
    @Robert53area 3 роки тому +9

    Yes! Yes yes, you'll should run this set up more often, you as the RIO and Longshot as pilot. Makes for great funny content

    • @dass1333
      @dass1333 3 роки тому

      This was long shot flying.

  • @FSHFCE
    @FSHFCE 3 роки тому +5

    Every time longshot is in the video I know its going to be Good.

  • @takaharatanaka8818
    @takaharatanaka8818 3 роки тому +9

    Your "Two Morons" videos are becoming my favorite!...
    ...just keep in mind, I was a US Army Aviator. Being Army I've always lacked brains so like alcoholics at a dry function we morons would find each other.

  • @VagabondTexan
    @VagabondTexan 3 роки тому +5

    Agree with all. The serious stuff is extremely cool. Two Morons is Gold.

  • @markstott6689
    @markstott6689 3 роки тому +17

    I hoped for a moment of genius flying. Instead we got the Abbott and Costello of flight. Thanks for the comedy value. P.S. is one of you Canadian?

  • @jeffreywoodard812
    @jeffreywoodard812 3 роки тому +1

    More of those. Love the interaction between you and longshot when you’re just messing around.

  • @peytonhastreiter6866
    @peytonhastreiter6866 3 роки тому +5

    This was way more entertaining than I thought.

  • @terrywest111
    @terrywest111 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite quote from this is, "That's a building! That's a building!"

  • @andypezzack2747
    @andypezzack2747 3 роки тому +4

    You guys are definitely more ‘Hot Shots’ than you are ‘Top Gun’. I come for the dogfights , but I stay for the comedy 😂

  • @Craig_Spurlock
    @Craig_Spurlock Рік тому +1

    Outstanding performance, gentlemen!

  • @donnielrose7708
    @donnielrose7708 3 роки тому +3

    Gentlemen that’s the best comedy act I have seen in decades !😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @n4chos161
    @n4chos161 3 роки тому +3

    this was so fun to watch, you should do something like this again!

  • @soulelev6713
    @soulelev6713 3 роки тому +3

    Double upload? Good shit homie 😏

  • @Panzerfire666
    @Panzerfire666 3 роки тому

    That ejection into the building..... ouch. That's one way of painting a building.

  • @SnaketheJake87
    @SnaketheJake87 3 роки тому +10

    Here's your shock and awe for the UA-cam algorithm

  • @rickmasseur2008
    @rickmasseur2008 3 роки тому +1

    "I'm still flying"
    "Did you hear that spool-down of the engines?"
    LOL!

  • @bitkarek
    @bitkarek 3 роки тому +5

    Longshot is such an optimist :D

  • @BOBANDERSON5150
    @BOBANDERSON5150 3 роки тому +1

    OMG.... you two need to do more of these.

  • @markkettler6414
    @markkettler6414 3 роки тому +4

    As soon as I see "Morons" in your title, I know it's going to be great content. Thanks for sharing.

  • @matthewmontgomery6670
    @matthewmontgomery6670 3 роки тому +2

    Please, you and Longshot never change. After a brutal 12 hour shift, coming home and watching this definitely helps me recuperate. o7

  • @jmzalazar
    @jmzalazar 3 роки тому +5

    GS: " ¡He miss! ¡He miss!"
    ....
    GS: ".. oh, he don't...."
    .....
    LG: " ... you're the worst RIO... ¡¡¡ ever !!!.... "

  • @timandshannon03
    @timandshannon03 3 роки тому +1

    12 O'Clock...THAT'S A BUILDING, THAT'S A BUILDING...........
    GS, and LS make great commentary when together!!!!!! Love it!!!

  • @Uncle_Shamrock
    @Uncle_Shamrock 3 роки тому +4

    This video is a masterpiece in its category😂😂
    Please make more "Two Morons" .

  • @jamiewaterman8147
    @jamiewaterman8147 3 роки тому +1

    I can hear the F22 pilot saying "MEEP MEEP" every time!

  • @willj78
    @willj78 3 роки тому +3

    Last time I was this early, Jester hadn't ejected yet

  • @JZ909
    @JZ909 3 роки тому +1

    Today has been an awful day for me. This is just what I needed. Thanks!

  • @J.S.RCHobbies
    @J.S.RCHobbies 3 роки тому +4

    OMG! I was laughing my ass off the whole 8 mins. I want GS as my RIO.

  • @DoNuT_1985
    @DoNuT_1985 3 роки тому +1

    50% instant kills after the first turn, 50% premature celebration before getting shot by the second Sidewinder just in the very next moment.

  • @thomas_venieris
    @thomas_venieris 3 роки тому +2

    Apart from being hilarious, this video / series shows the importance of effective crew communication. Well done!

  • @3970danny
    @3970danny Рік тому

    Love these videos. The conversation between the two of you is awesome. Laugh so hard I tear up

  • @boncuk370
    @boncuk370 3 роки тому +4

    I love this 2 morons series . Thank you .

  • @Viper0701
    @Viper0701 3 роки тому

    The dialog is amazing! Thank you for an awesome video as always.

  • @SuperiorAutocraft
    @SuperiorAutocraft 3 роки тому +5

    Hah, I had just told my friend that GS needs a whole "Two Morons" series.

  • @montewoods8273
    @montewoods8273 3 роки тому

    The back and forth about the landing gear was really funny.

  • @grigorispanousis9745
    @grigorispanousis9745 3 роки тому +6

    Day 5: do an f22 vs a10 guns only fight

  • @willnichols2233
    @willnichols2233 3 роки тому +2

    I've never seen anyone laugh so much while dying repeatedly

  • @matt_you9696
    @matt_you9696 3 роки тому +8

    Next video: F-14 tries to see the SU-57 for at least one second before being annihilated

  • @aaronjohn151
    @aaronjohn151 3 роки тому

    6:13 "All you had to do was pull the damn gear handle, CJ!"

  • @barbaraoeldorf4904
    @barbaraoeldorf4904 3 роки тому +3

    I love watching dogfights fromm the rio's pov

  • @Nathan-ng1jt
    @Nathan-ng1jt 3 роки тому +1

    The "Chuckle brothers" take to the air..🤣

  • @idfclutchnixon
    @idfclutchnixon 3 роки тому +3

    Dumb and dumber should be the title of this series. Cuz it has same vibe to it. Love it!

  • @johnconner4695
    @johnconner4695 3 роки тому +1

    I laughed so hard.. “pull the nose up, PULL THE NOSE UP” boom

  • @trevorwalkerjr.9375
    @trevorwalkerjr.9375 3 роки тому +1

    "Okay put us down, turn the knob and the gear will go down."
    "Which knob?"
    "PULL THE NOSE UP PULL IT UP."

  • @ItsJust2SXTs
    @ItsJust2SXTs 3 роки тому +1

    The last time he blame you for situation awareness, guess you are not the only one! XD "I can still fly it! *hit the building*"

  • @jeffbarr6816
    @jeffbarr6816 3 роки тому

    "I'm loosing something" - yeah altitude and control surfaces that are burning.

  • @roger1835
    @roger1835 3 роки тому +2

    always love the dual crew f14 vids!

  • @SledgeFox
    @SledgeFox 3 роки тому +2

    The dream team, Longshot and you are incredibly fun to watch! 😁

  • @RenKnight347
    @RenKnight347 3 роки тому +1

    What?!?? No Tacviews!😄😄
    Definitely a keeper for a series maybe once or twice a week.

  • @chaz__
    @chaz__ 3 роки тому +1

    "Samir, you have to listen to my calls. Please, I beg you!"

  • @trevoirforrester7028
    @trevoirforrester7028 3 роки тому

    That was hilarious, the entire videos. You guys are my favorite by far. The crash landing and the beginning when Sidewinder told Longshot to “turn and he said what” like are you crazy!!!