Top Gear News S9 E5

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2010
  • Top Gear news session from series 9 episode 5, all credits remain to BBC, Top Gear.
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  • @akjones9801
    @akjones9801 7 років тому +653

    "You'd be exactly the same if Graham Norton was coming on" I'm in tears 😂😂

    • @wjmcd703
      @wjmcd703 6 років тому +1

      A K Jones Me too

    • @rolon-ew5kl
      @rolon-ew5kl 6 років тому +1

      They all roasted each other

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 6 місяців тому

      Came here just for that bit

  • @jonciobanu4546
    @jonciobanu4546 7 років тому +905

    "it has two knobs in it, well three if you count the one who bought it" xD brilliant!

    • @EM-yk1dw
      @EM-yk1dw 7 років тому +57

      You used it as an excuse last night to fondle my leg.

    • @rolon-ew5kl
      @rolon-ew5kl 6 років тому +5

      If I was in that car seeing that I would have laughed a lot.

    • @reececollison5101
      @reececollison5101 Рік тому +1

      My sides were hurting when I saw it the first time 😂

    • @gedhoughton9523
      @gedhoughton9523 Рік тому

      Just shows they are proper mates. Lads with a love of Cars whereas new Top Gear is just a comedian, ex cricketer and some journalist reviewing cars.

  • @carbonfibreguy
    @carbonfibreguy 8 років тому +424

    This news segment tops the list of the greatest banter they've had on the show.

    • @TeamBombersportsUK
      @TeamBombersportsUK 8 років тому +37

      Especially if you combine that from the actual interview segment on this show, with Kristen Scott-Thomas (and the others fucking around and trolling Clarkson all the way through the interview)

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi 7 років тому +964

    Clarskon got roasted for real

    • @wjmcd703
      @wjmcd703 6 років тому +28

      Berk Karşı May did too....

    • @Juniper458
      @Juniper458 4 роки тому +18

      At the end though james got hit hard lol

    • @keeperofeurobeat8421
      @keeperofeurobeat8421 3 роки тому +1

      Hammond dunked him in lava when he talked about being immortalized in Madam Tussauds.
      ua-cam.com/video/FR1zX4kjMEo/v-deo.html&ab_channel=AlexC

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 Рік тому

      They have savaged each other big time.

  • @Veyron722skyhook
    @Veyron722skyhook 8 років тому +213

    "Would you like some more fruit cake, Vicar? It's got cocaine in it."

    • @revmeister007
      @revmeister007 7 років тому +4

      Veyron722skyhook Isn't that a line from Father Ted?

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 2 роки тому +2

      @@revmeister007 Yep!
      What am I talking about? I mean raisins!

  • @reverseengineeredbot3387
    @reverseengineeredbot3387 4 роки тому +261

    The reason this show worked so well was because they were genuinely friends who liked ripping the piss outta each other

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 3 роки тому +12

      Nope, it worked because they had good chemistry and Andy Willman(Producer) knew how to play it up.
      They weren't "friends" at the start of the show, May didn't join untill season 2, and Hammond was casted..

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 3 роки тому

      Yesssssssss.......

    • @davefred
      @davefred 3 роки тому +4

      @@Orcawhale1 So they became friends after they started making the show together... No shit

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 3 роки тому

      @@davefred You stupid or what?
      Read the comment in question and then my response.

  • @iwangrant9480
    @iwangrant9480 9 років тому +583

    "I thought he was going to a job interview" how suitable.

  • @GODOFHELLFIRE3
    @GODOFHELLFIRE3 6 років тому +139

    4:15 - Hammond delivers the ultimate reality-check.

    • @houssamalucad753
      @houssamalucad753 2 роки тому +3

      I felt second hand pain from that

    • @organfairy
      @organfairy 2 роки тому +8

      It reminds me of Fawlty Towers where Sybil once said to Basil: “Do you really imagine, even in your wildest dreams, that a girl like this could possibly be interested in an aging, Brilliantined, stick-insect like you?”

    • @gedhoughton9523
      @gedhoughton9523 Рік тому

      ‘Do you SERIOUSLY think she’s gonna be impressed by some YELLOW-TOOTHED FAT OLD MAN WITH PUBES FOR HAIR getting out of SOMEBODY ELSE’S Rolls Royce?!’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jakponfraslot4334
    @jakponfraslot4334 9 років тому +205

    There's only 2 knobs in it .... well, 3 if you count the one that bought the car.

  • @archangel9191
    @archangel9191 9 років тому +130

    04:25 - "At least he's had his pubes cut!"

  • @manojpreeth7058
    @manojpreeth7058 3 роки тому +12

    8 minutes 20 seconds of hamster roasting Mr. Slowly and Clarkson 🤣

  • @arion9696
    @arion9696 2 роки тому +15

    The Graham Norton and knob jokes were the best.
    6:10 and 7:35

  • @archangel9191
    @archangel9191 9 років тому +118

    06:07 - "What you mean, there's only two knobs in it, well, three if you count the one who bought it!"

  • @kelvinkemoi2482
    @kelvinkemoi2482 Рік тому +18

    They really bantered Jeremy to death on this one 😂 but that Graham Norton joke was epic!

  • @WyvernApalis
    @WyvernApalis 5 років тому +98

    >Has millions of pounds and many super cars
    Drives around in a Panda lul

    • @erty2389
      @erty2389 4 роки тому +4

      kuro neko fiat owner alert! Fiat owner alert!
      Fix It Again Tony!

    • @sotirismp2883
      @sotirismp2883 4 роки тому +3

      @@erty2389 still better than anything made by gm and mitsubishi

    • @erty2389
      @erty2389 4 роки тому

      opaparac evo IX, 3000gt vr4, galant vr4
      Tell me what fiat model is better than any of those🤔

    • @sotirismp2883
      @sotirismp2883 4 роки тому +4

      @@erty2389 fiat Dino, coupe 20v turbo, abarth 600. The problem is i love those mitsubishis you said, its Just that all their normal cars were always dreadful shitboxes like the mirage and the normal lancer. The italians are much better at making small cars, like the panda, which even clarkson agrees is brilliant

    • @erty2389
      @erty2389 4 роки тому

      opaparac while i agree those are cool cars, and 90% of mitsubishis suck ass, i still think the cars i mentioned make up for it

  • @kieranhughes4090
    @kieranhughes4090 7 років тому +57

    Those shots fired at the end

  • @akihiko4036
    @akihiko4036 6 років тому +69

    4:51 why doesn't Hammond like the S2000 winning? He reviewed one in 1999 and thought it was brilliant

    • @rolon-ew5kl
      @rolon-ew5kl 6 років тому

      Aki Loves Tofu Jeremy should have said that.

    • @Griff1357
      @Griff1357 3 роки тому

      I know the guy who owns the s2000 used in that test.

    • @no-damn-alias
      @no-damn-alias 3 роки тому

      So what?

  • @jamesbarker5254
    @jamesbarker5254 2 роки тому +12

    This trio will never be replicated. These 3 are the purest of the gold standard.

  • @Rosario_Verano
    @Rosario_Verano 5 років тому +13

    It's easily a Top 3 news segments on Top Gear

  • @philryan3026
    @philryan3026 Рік тому +2

    This is the best news section old Top Gear ever did. Was so brilliantly funny from start to finish 😂👍🏻

  • @Catalina._
    @Catalina._ 5 років тому +15

    Hammond the roaster

  • @zarlei6048
    @zarlei6048 4 роки тому +8

    1:45 Gotta love British wit.

  • @jackbauer9694
    @jackbauer9694 8 років тому +35

    Makes me feel old!...

  • @LordTwaddle
    @LordTwaddle 6 років тому +18

    There was a time where Jeremy liked the Maserati more than the Alfa?

  • @xiaoyu88
    @xiaoyu88 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best segments on television, Ever.

  • @zbigniewmalec3746
    @zbigniewmalec3746 6 років тому +11

    The most satisfying Skoda to drive is Skoda T50/51.

    • @karlisk4
      @karlisk4 6 років тому

      Zbigniew Malec lmao

  • @jimmerframed6988
    @jimmerframed6988 5 років тому +6

    I live for stuff like this. I’m dying rn!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @israaalkatip9881
    @israaalkatip9881 8 років тому +38

    hei jeremy ! Can a car ever be art ? 2:42

    • @rolon-ew5kl
      @rolon-ew5kl 6 років тому

      isra alkatip yes long as it looks very good.

  • @thecj1300
    @thecj1300 6 років тому +22

    This is better than the real news

    • @rafigamma07
      @rafigamma07 5 років тому +4

      Cuan Jason how can it not be

  • @no-damn-alias
    @no-damn-alias 3 роки тому +2

    that's Top Gear in its prime

  • @barry1369
    @barry1369 3 роки тому

    I could just watch them do the news all day

  • @ThEhOmiesSWaLrUs
    @ThEhOmiesSWaLrUs 13 років тому +15

    " you'd be the same if graeme nourghton was on." Clarkson is too funny!

  • @matthewadams5245
    @matthewadams5245 6 років тому +4

    Has anyone else noticed this isn't season 9 episode 5

  • @zakvilanilam3388
    @zakvilanilam3388 4 роки тому +1

    Pure gold

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 3 місяці тому

    For a few moments, Top Gear became the roast of Jeremy Clarkson.

  • @nikolaiorr8383
    @nikolaiorr8383 6 років тому +19

    May got roasted lol go Jeremy

  • @zaidhasan4881
    @zaidhasan4881 3 роки тому

    This is one of the best pens

  • @archangel9191
    @archangel9191 9 років тому +15

    Jeremy's in love! Sorry I couldn't resist!

  • @benmatheson1189
    @benmatheson1189 3 роки тому +2

    tHIS VIDEO DEFINES CHEMISTRY

  • @AlejjSi
    @AlejjSi 13 років тому +11

    Actually, the Passat R36 did make a sense. Without it existing,our police wouldn´t spend huge amount money on buying them and will use it on protecting us... :D :(

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 2 роки тому

      Effectively replaced the previous WR8 model

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 6 років тому +5

    Jeremy hasn't got enough hair to spend more than £4 on a haircut....

  • @skrue68
    @skrue68 4 роки тому +2

    Wonder why Jeremy hates the Alfa 8C and 4C in those earlier shows and later i literally love them alot! 🤔🤣

    • @Skeevan_
      @Skeevan_ 4 роки тому +1

      Two years later he called the 8C art, and said the maserati was ugly, weird how that works

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto 3 роки тому +3

    Non-fans said old TG was hosted by man-children, but when Richard needles Jeremy about Kristin Scott Thomas, it's like watching a schoolboy teasing a mate about his attraction to a pretty girl in class. Grown men acting like they are about eight.

  • @luke9571
    @luke9571 3 роки тому +8

    Hammond was better in earlier years. Went a bit weird and different when he had his hair crisis

  • @charlieholmes4734
    @charlieholmes4734 5 років тому +4

    Im tired of complaint about the top gear guys being gone but now its just sad that Hammond may and clarkson are gone

    • @dmohamed3588
      @dmohamed3588 5 років тому

      Ever heard of the grand tour

  • @izzyberghmans3801
    @izzyberghmans3801 5 років тому +2

    I bet you would do the same if Graham northern showen up

  • @jakponfraslot4334
    @jakponfraslot4334 9 років тому +39

    6:58 I still wonder why people outside of France buy French car, since they are universally known as being crap of the purest form.

    • @computerpcguy1
      @computerpcguy1 8 років тому +2

      +Jakpon Fraslot People sell them cheap second hand cause they're crap.

    • @CitroenC407
      @CitroenC407 7 років тому +3

      Not true. My last French car (a Citroen C5) went through 8 completely trouble-free years in my household. My current car is also French (another Citroen), which I bought new last year. So far not so much as even a rattle.
      I'm not the only one who has had this experience with French cars either.

    • @brup123
      @brup123 7 років тому +8

      Well of course they don't have a 100% failure rate, so some people are bound to own trouble-free French cars statistically. However the surveys, reviews and reputation don't lie - French cars are known for being less reliable than most other car brands. There's pretty much no defending it when the facts and figures are out there.
      I'd say you've been pretty lucky to own two trouble-free Citroens, but your luck may run out at some point.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 7 років тому +2

      SB 90s French cars are bought by people who have no interest in cars, just like the "Modern Peugeot Driver" Top Gear clip suggests...Besides that people also buy them because they honestly look quite good, New French cars that is! And have you driven a C6? My God that car is comfortable

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 7 років тому +3

      SB 90s And in all fairness, this clip is quite old...New French cars are better made. Are they still among the lower segments on lists? Yes! Would I buy one? No! But the French car-bashing is sometimes quite unfounded and exaggerated

  • @Deepak.R-a-n-a
    @Deepak.R-a-n-a 7 років тому +1

    i gota see this episode

  • @whoeverthefuckiwanttobe4962
    @whoeverthefuckiwanttobe4962 5 років тому +7

    Today on roast clarkson!

    • @akito7025
      @akito7025 3 роки тому

      James roasts Clarkson
      Hammond steams Clarkson
      Aaaand Clarkson gets roasted

  • @Trillock-hy1cf
    @Trillock-hy1cf 4 роки тому

    I much prefer the 30 odd minute episodes of the 'news' because in these small clips, I get interested, and then it stops.

  • @TomKeresey10
    @TomKeresey10 6 місяців тому

    6:05-6:11, that made me laugh.

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 4 роки тому

    The Maserati Granturismo is disgustingly expensive in the US. $150,000 base price, and you’ll lose every penny of it in 4 years

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 6 років тому +3

    Everything is funny about a Fiat Panda

  • @TheDecidingBullet
    @TheDecidingBullet 10 років тому +1

    Omg no !!!!!! it's tractor???? my life is over!!!!!
    Please forgive me for not being English or American.

  • @aaron-naomiharding4495
    @aaron-naomiharding4495 2 роки тому

    At least he’s got his lives cut 😂

  • @realxeltos
    @realxeltos 4 роки тому +2

    Wtf with the low volume?

  • @danielsaunders2878
    @danielsaunders2878 4 роки тому +4

    Wonder if he wore the same suit to his interview after he was sacked. Can't believe what they did to top gear now. Bring back the trio

  • @TheDecidingBullet
    @TheDecidingBullet 11 років тому

    i wanne see the tracktor..

  • @jaymyers6452
    @jaymyers6452 4 роки тому

    He said the maserati is better looking and then later on when he had a good look he made a whole thing on it calling it art

  • @bhavneetsingh1198
    @bhavneetsingh1198 3 роки тому

    Three if you count the one who bought it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @merc722
    @merc722 5 років тому +2

    Who is this Christine they're talking about?

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 5 років тому +6

      Kristin Scott Thomas - she's an actress. It was a running theme that Jeremy fancied her and she was the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car in this episode.

  • @alunchurcher7060
    @alunchurcher7060 4 роки тому +2

    ive had the misfortune of owning 2 alfa's in the pst and i promised myself that id never buy another, why i need a reliable vehicle so i tend to go for audi's.

  • @solomonpk
    @solomonpk 4 роки тому +1

    Compa what?

  • @wonderland.6
    @wonderland.6 2 роки тому

    this was the peak of tv in history. i don’t care

  • @smartie8761
    @smartie8761 3 роки тому

    6:07

  • @22Nyool
    @22Nyool 9 років тому +1

    What was the Norton joke about?

    • @BunniMonster
      @BunniMonster 9 років тому +20

      Bay Sket
      Jeremy is in love and dressing/acting to impress.
      Claims James would do the same for Graham Norton (Famously gay, male TV presenter/failed stand-up comic).

    • @connfyoozed
      @connfyoozed 7 років тому +14

      They sometimes joke about James being gay, perhaps because was the only one who wasn't married (I believe Jeremy is now divorced). However, James has lived with the same girlfriend for going on 15 years or so.

    • @rolon-ew5kl
      @rolon-ew5kl 6 років тому

      TheBunniMonster I like when they annoy Jeremy in the interview with a sign pointing out he likes her.

  • @DriftxKingGTR
    @DriftxKingGTR 6 років тому +7

    When Top Gear was Lit fam..

  • @Kamil_SONE
    @Kamil_SONE 7 років тому +2

    if these guys knew about farming simulator they would have had a laugh with the crops

    • @mrnuutnuut4314
      @mrnuutnuut4314 6 років тому +3

      You are legit telling me that 3 50 year old men should know farming simulator? The most crappy and overrated game on the whole universe? Please, think before you say something

  • @cecilyballengee1482
    @cecilyballengee1482 10 років тому +1

    its tractor not tracktor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Lucifera1011
    @Lucifera1011 12 років тому

    @Nicksta101 haha, nice touch ;-) , but usually "these" people won't understand to irony or joke. They just need to offend somebody to feel better about themselves. Low IQ or his mama didn't like him properly.