rural high school was weird...

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  • @LavenderTowne
    @LavenderTowne  4 роки тому +2042

    my first storytime video in quite a while, I hope you guys like it

    • @yourasimp5119
      @yourasimp5119 4 роки тому +5

      Yay! Boating safety!!

    • @no9772
      @no9772 4 роки тому

      I love it

    • @LittleGrayRam
      @LittleGrayRam 4 роки тому +5

      At my middle school, we would get bats in the cafeteria at least twice a year, and one kid that had been to juvie before had jumped the fence while we were running in gym, they found him in a Home Depot a few blocks away

    • @H3rm0sa
      @H3rm0sa 4 роки тому

      At my school for Valentines Day they’d make paper petals and hot glue them to a pencil with a Hershey kiss on top of it. So, my parents got me about 4-5 flowers. My friend nearly stole one when I wasn’t looking, but of course it was a joke.

    • @LittleGrayRam
      @LittleGrayRam 4 роки тому

      @@sammikatz6481 our school dances would turn into ‘who can keep a balloon from getting popped the longest’ and I still have one from the last dance from 6 months ago, despite my stab happy friends

  • @screamingforever
    @screamingforever 4 роки тому +4141

    The boating health teacher is the most violently rural high school thing EVER.

    • @heath6802
      @heath6802 4 роки тому +95

      Ours used to be until they found a science teacher willing to take the role from him. She was a junior high focused teacher so she didn’t have much else going on aside from putting together projects for her kids

    • @Asterlynnstarr
      @Asterlynnstarr 4 роки тому +43

      My health teacher told us about fishing and stuff :/ and he didn’t teach us about any reproductive things but he did teach us some basic human anatomy and physiology for the human body 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @imannatasha3302
      @imannatasha3302 4 роки тому +46

      Tell me about it. There's actually high school kids who gets pregnant in rural areas cause they're so oblivious about stuff like this.

    • @-ilovereze
      @-ilovereze 4 роки тому +12

      @@imannatasha3302 I feel even more bad for Hailey reading your comment-

  • @thatoneguy96
    @thatoneguy96 4 роки тому +3564

    Everyone: expecting to learn about sex ed
    PE teacher: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-sailor move

  • @elliart7432
    @elliart7432 4 роки тому +2269

    adults: Why are there issues with consent and teen pregnancy running rampant now a days? This problem is such a mystery!
    also adults: sex is icky so lets learn boating safety

    • @PawzfullofPixel
      @PawzfullofPixel 4 роки тому +112

      Adults treat us unfairly and we can’t do nothing

    • @everett.d.r
      @everett.d.r 4 роки тому +89

      drowning is icky
      (sex ed is still way more important tho)

    • @arianabova3177
      @arianabova3177 4 роки тому +79

      My mom is the exact opposite, I’m thirteen so yesterday we were in the bathroom in my parents bedroom talking about something random when the topic of sex came up, and she proceeded to explain STDs,Herpes etc.😂✨

    • @CharissaJordan
      @CharissaJordan 4 роки тому +21

      Idk man boating safety is important too

    • @_optoast_2659
      @_optoast_2659 4 роки тому +19

      Bruh if you let the OLD ENOUGH teen learn abot this garbage no teen would be preggers ADULTS WHYY DO U DO THISS WE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGSSSS

  • @thebossyfoosh_2790
    @thebossyfoosh_2790 4 роки тому +2902

    Everyone in the health class:
    PE Teacher: Sex ed? no. Boat time

    • @sloanissocoolandgreat
      @sloanissocoolandgreat 4 роки тому +107

      no thoughts. head empty. only b̷̯̙̯̥͍̌͝o̶̰̎̑̔̅͛a̸̻̼̼̋̄t̸̡̹͍͑

    • @zee.mp4
      @zee.mp4 4 роки тому +30

      I wish I had that teacher. ಥ‿ಥ

    • @strawberries-real
      @strawberries-real 4 роки тому +44

      Honestly boat class sounds d o p e I’d be down

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 4 роки тому +40

      i mean on the one hand i hate that just because sex ed is like, really important and this kind of stuff is one of my personal pet peeves, but on the other hand... i gotta have respect for this teacher having the balls to just teach the class he WANTED to teach as opposed to the class he was meant to. like, damn dude. you do you

    • @paniniman6555
      @paniniman6555 4 роки тому +15

      AH HELL YEAH BOAT TIME!

  • @mi-nie
    @mi-nie 4 роки тому +3428

    LavenderTowne: I-
    History teacher: Hey kids, y'all want to head down to the *local cult*

    • @lichofthewoods1132
      @lichofthewoods1132 4 роки тому +88

      I would like this but it has 666 likes and as a Sapphic Satanist I cannot do that

    • @mi-nie
      @mi-nie 4 роки тому +66

      @@lichofthewoods1132 as a pagan wlw, I completely accept that

    • @Nyctic0rax
      @Nyctic0rax 4 роки тому +24

      Emily hey! I’m a pagan wlw too, nice to meet you!

    • @leefelixsegg2666
      @leefelixsegg2666 4 роки тому +13

      Ayyyyyy pagan gang

    • @Nyctic0rax
      @Nyctic0rax 4 роки тому +5

      Lyssa's Straykids Sad Hours heeeey!

  • @Ecapsora
    @Ecapsora 4 роки тому +936

    "Let me tell you some funny stories about my small town high school!"
    _proceeds to talk about teachers and administration ignoring thier responsibility to thier students in ways that range from neglect to possible endangerment_
    "High school is so weird right?"

    • @pappanalab
      @pappanalab 4 роки тому +55

      Right?! These are all problems with the school system that need to be addressed.

  • @jjfrenzy789
    @jjfrenzy789 4 роки тому +2941

    When I was in middle school there was this kid who claimed he was vegan and was over the top prideful about it. He annoyed and belittled anyone who wasn’t vegan. So one day I was eating lunch and he sat down and started talking vegan crap, and I noticed and said out loud “you are literally eating a chicken sandwich as we’re talking”. What he said in response just had me on the floor laughing. “Wait chicken isn’t vegan?”
    I can’t remember his name. I think it was Todd or something.

    • @CoolMagmar
      @CoolMagmar 4 роки тому +399

      Reminded me of a dude who was vegetarian, he wasn't bad he just asked if would have vegetarian options before going out with the group, we are on a pizzeria and everyone asked for a rodizio, don't know the name in English but is when you pay to eat multiple flavours of pizzas, and everyone saw him grabbing a sausage pizza and some people question him and he was like "Wait sausage isn't made of paper?"

    • @NeonFroggit
      @NeonFroggit 4 роки тому +31

      XD

    • @jaymontgomery8566
      @jaymontgomery8566 4 роки тому +123

      That reminds of these girls in my summer camp when I was like 10, they hogged all the swings at the playground and wouldn't let anyone who wasn't "vegan" swing on them. They were even talking about internet stars and being like "oMg, i wOnDeR iF sO aNd So iS vEgAn" and then I came up to them 'cause I wanted tot swing and they asked "Are you vegan?" and I replied that I was vegetarian (which isn't actually a lie) and they were like "Good enough!"

    • @anonymousvossylu9342
      @anonymousvossylu9342 4 роки тому +13

      He's PeTA supporter, not just teacher.

    • @plaguedoc64
      @plaguedoc64 4 роки тому +61

      he became the very thing he swore to destroy.

  • @bubby2756
    @bubby2756 4 роки тому +872

    Me, in middle school: So we're learning about how to avoid pregnancy and STDs during sex?
    School: "If you hold hands before marriage you're gonna get herpes and DIE-"

    • @astoricaa7235
      @astoricaa7235 4 роки тому +31

      That's my Catholic school for you.

    • @beans7448
      @beans7448 4 роки тому +46

      did you just make premarital eye contact? y'all'er going to hell. impure! probably have every STD now! we have to douse you in holy water! get the bibles and crosses!

    • @wormbag80
      @wormbag80 4 роки тому +6

      @@beans7448 no having sex until after marriage

    • @chimkensomnusiii7080
      @chimkensomnusiii7080 4 роки тому +5

      Me: *laughs* *in* *buddhism*

    • @harlensdestruction7115
      @harlensdestruction7115 4 роки тому +16

      I have a couple wild stories if you want to read
      --->
      My Florida middle school (junior high) had several bomb and shooter threats on several yearly anniversaries of the Parkland shooting. I remember one girl who started the whole yearly tradition of doing stupid shit for attention on the worst day possible told officers in our school that a dark hooded figure (very vague and ominous but that literally could have been anyone so they’re lucky they didn’t find someone to pin this fake threat on) who supposedly had a gun. She got years in juvenile detention pretty sure.
      Yeah but they totally let it slide when I was physically harassed and assaulted by a group of seniors/upperclassmen that left me mentally scarred and worsened my depression and anxiety. I ended up with PTSD, worsened depression and debilitating social anxiety and those douche bags got off with “suspension” even though they only invoked this suspension when the pandemic was in full swing and everyone was already quarantined and set up on E-Learning.
      I’m not kidding. I checked up with the school to see what else had happened but I didn’t get a straight answer. It’s been like five months now, I still have PTSD, my social anxiety is still a thing (I literally don’t know how to physically socialize with people because I have not been outside in months), and I’m considering asking my parents about pressing charges, however I’m sure it’s too late and other than school reports and letters back and forth to the principal I’m sure the defense will claim here-say.

  • @pixelatedrose1811
    @pixelatedrose1811 4 роки тому +866

    I mean i don't have much as far as high school stories, but our japanese teacher carries around a bottle of holy water and during class time if a student says or does something particularly stupid, he'll "exorcise the demon of stupidity" and toss holy water on them.
    Its all just fun and a joke of course and the students love it. One of his classes got him a pope costume for his birthday and he got super excited.
    Also my art teacher forgot i existed once lol

    • @Lilacflower123
      @Lilacflower123 4 роки тому +23

      lol

    • @Dressup_Doll
      @Dressup_Doll 3 роки тому +14

      Sounds like Shane Madej honestly

    • @fishycracker5246
      @fishycracker5246 2 роки тому +30

      Your Japanese teacher sounds like an epic guy

    • @lolitheblobfish2854
      @lolitheblobfish2854 2 роки тому +7

      My art Teacher in middle school kept forgetting my name. She got it right my November minus a few slip ups but she called me April so many times! And then the principal also started calling me April by accident which made me kinda sad cause I thought she'd liked me but ig not if she forgot my name

  • @Honeydewple
    @Honeydewple 4 роки тому +1851

    Calls school about oddly satanic teacher. School staff: “oh yeah, he does that sometimes”

    • @myshrekistheonly
      @myshrekistheonly 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @pappanalab
      @pappanalab 4 роки тому +61

      Not satanic, Christian. Satanists (at least from the satanic temple ) are all basically progressive atheists who use the "freedom of religion" card against fundamentalist religions.

    • @pappanalab
      @pappanalab 4 роки тому +2

      @Ruskin Kat it is :)

    • @cephnart
      @cephnart 4 роки тому +17

      That’s not what satanism is 😅

    • @Honeydewple
      @Honeydewple 4 роки тому +15

      @@cephnart lol yeah. But I guess I was funny tho. 😅

  • @41052
    @41052 4 роки тому +2137

    Okay but it’s horrible that he didn’t talk about sex ed, there’s a reason why it’s important. Swear Ohio will get furious with a girl for getting pregnant before marriage but then go and not talk about sex ed. Shit doesn’t make sense.

    • @Circusmaid
      @Circusmaid 4 роки тому +63

      Um, guys.. i'm pretty sure sex ed is just a western thing. I live in the middle of Europe and I've never heard about the birds and bees when i was younger.
      (If i don't count my former older friend who told me all about it and thought it was cool to scar a 10yr like that lol)
      Idk how you'd teach about sex other than with science anyway 😅 Like, whats there to say if Its not a part of a biology class?
      "PP goes where? Ok, got it..."
      Why do you need a whole class about it?

    • @cookie856
      @cookie856 4 роки тому +42

      @@Circusmaid In the french part if Belgium, it's sciences teacher and biology lessons on reproduction, sooo...
      (Well, our biology teacher put drugs in his cursus when we were supposed to learn about brain... So it was maybe just a «teach them the usefull thing to understand!»)

    • @Hiraeth_Nightshade
      @Hiraeth_Nightshade 4 роки тому +36

      @@cookie856 In Spain too, we had the biology teacher teach us about it in the last year oft elementary school. Then in secundary school we had one class where someone came to talk about how to put on condoms and stuff.

    • @corvid9657
      @corvid9657 4 роки тому +88

      @@Circusmaid western sex ed is basically just "these are signs and symptoms of sti's and heres how to have safe sex/so don't have sex... also you might get unexpected erections and menstruation is a thing" it's usually not a whole class more like a week long course

    • @memeosaurusrex3382
      @memeosaurusrex3382 4 роки тому +67

      Petra Sedláková because biology is more complicated than pp goes here and people should now what their own bodies do and how to manage them safely

  • @pixelpudding3914
    @pixelpudding3914 4 роки тому +551

    Imagine someone in Hayley’s class, stumbling onto this video and being like “Hol up-“

  • @Sophtheloaf5
    @Sophtheloaf5 4 роки тому +1462

    “School is a place where you can do almost anything”
    Funny story, a kid from my cousin’s high school got detention for tossing a grape to his friend
    Second story, In my middle school a kid chucked a full water bottle at a girl, breaking her glasses, and got away with it

    • @lennonbabicz968
      @lennonbabicz968 4 роки тому +20

      Lol danm

    • @LaurenMarieie
      @LaurenMarieie 4 роки тому +81

      The teacher might've been racist. in middle school a kid got detention for accidentally dropping a water bottle while a white kid said the f slur (not f*ck, the other one) and she (the teacher) just told him to be quiet.

    • @Sunstar-yf7sv
      @Sunstar-yf7sv 4 роки тому +27

      I'm my primary school we had hurling/camogie* classes and one time I forgot to take off my glasses first so I left them in my coat pocket during the class (people would always make a pile of coats on top of the coaches gear bag and I put mine there too). After training everyone who didn't have their own hurley threw the one the borrowed on top of the coat pile and when I took of my helmet and went to put my glasses back on, ONE OF THE ARMS WAS BROKEN! ONE OF THE ARMS ON MY EXPENSIVE €300 GLASSES WAS BROKEN! And nobody would apologise even though at least 15 people in the class were responsible for breaking my glasses. None of them agreed to pay for a replacement and since my family doesn't have too much money I ended up having to use superglue to fix my glasses.
      This happened a few years ago and I managed to get a few new pairs of glasses since then. I'm still pissed at the people who broke them tho.
      *hurling/camogie are Irish sports where you basically just use a hurley to hit a sloitear along the ground

    • @loudfanatic
      @loudfanatic 4 роки тому +5

      Lauren Marrero then I think you mean homophobic?

    • @bones1026
      @bones1026 4 роки тому +7

      i wish i went to a school that wasnt strict, but my middle school is INSANELY strict.

  • @mm-dh1re
    @mm-dh1re 4 роки тому +496

    Here’s my weird story: During Sex ED, the teacher asked if gay people had to worry about pregnancy, and of course everyone said no. But then he said, “WRONG what if a gay man wants to sleep with a woman and what if a lesbian wanted to sleep with a man?!!” The class tried to tell him that meant the person was bi, but he genuinely thought he was right.

    • @cd47art86
      @cd47art86 4 роки тому +38

      Well, a couple where both are cis don't have to worry about it, but if one of them is trans they have to be more careful.

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 2 роки тому +2

      *…um chile anyways so-*

    • @sorrywho6683
      @sorrywho6683 2 роки тому

      What?

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay Рік тому +5

      I mean there's also the possibility of trans men and women but obviously that's not where he was going.

    • @williammiller6330
      @williammiller6330 Рік тому

      honestly, sexuality is very diverse so.

  • @Goldenplanks
    @Goldenplanks 4 роки тому +157

    Imagine spending money just to send someone a flower with "You'll regret this".

  • @SnailQueenForever
    @SnailQueenForever 4 роки тому +829

    My school did the same carnation thing for valentine's day, but one year, basically everyone decided that it was stupid and didn't buy any. So, there was like, GIANT VASES OF CARNATIONS just hanging out in the hallway, blocking the flow of students. It was like I was trapped inside a never-ending garden. But then, during my very last class of the day, one of the school secretaries came into my class with a HUGE bouquet of them. She looked very confused and disheveled and was like "Uhh...these are for Snail Queen???"
    So, she gives me this giant bouquet of carnations and everyone in my class was like "YOOO is there a card??? READ IT!". So, I noticed that there was a card and all it said was:
    "EAT OUR TOES, DEVIL".
    I was like "What the hell?? Why??". I later learned that all my friends banded together to buy me a ton of carnations and that I was literally THE ONLY PERSON THAT YEAR TO GET CARNATIONS. I still have that note on my corkboard, because it's just so freaking insane. It was 100 carnations total from my 3 best friends.
    (My school later gave the thousands of remaining carnations to a local old persons home btw)

    • @boilingsoda
      @boilingsoda 4 роки тому +80

      Aw, a genuinely sweet story. Glad they donated them.

    • @H0tboogerdog
      @H0tboogerdog 4 роки тому +48

      Please tell me your actual name is Snail Queen

    • @SnailQueenForever
      @SnailQueenForever 4 роки тому +49

      @@H0tboogerdog LOL no. I just used my user name in the story lmaooo. I'm used to telling stories on reddit.

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 4 роки тому +8

      That's actually amazing

    • @transwithnoplans
      @transwithnoplans 4 роки тому +16

      My friends on the last day of 8th grade organized a group of our friends that had already moved on to high school and we sacrificed all 500 of the mechanical pencils I'd been saving since 7th grade to our gods. We made our own religion based on random things we find. Hail Big Beef

  • @kittengamer6696
    @kittengamer6696 4 роки тому +295

    School: your gonna teach health
    Teacher; I jUsT sAwEd ThiS bOaT iN HaLF

  • @elliart7432
    @elliart7432 4 роки тому +283

    This story's actually a lot of fun.
    So a couple of years ago, my town was having a bunch of scattered snow days and the schools were doing this thing where they were like "we need to up the standard of a snow day so we don't have to postpone the last day of school", so they sent us to school despite there being a huge storm the night before. When we got there, all the power in the school was out and they immediately sent us all to the gym. We were all sitting and talking in the dark while the teachers tried to figure out what to do, when suddenly a raccoon appeared int he corner of the gym. everyone started freaking out and our principal either tried to trap it with a trashcan, or called animal control, idk, the story spread like wild fire. Either way that raccoon's been a legend at my school ever since, to the point where the school literally made us glow in the dark t shirts saying "I survived the (school) blackout" with a raccoon on it. The rest of the day was spent in home room trying to play hang man in the dark waiting for everyone's parents to hastily come pick them up, and eating cafeteria food that was all completely wrong temperatures. Everyone just affectionately calls that day "The Blackout"

  • @natashawilkie1901
    @natashawilkie1901 4 роки тому +1937

    You know you went to a small school when you knew every kid in your class on a super personal level

    • @ravioliravioli118
      @ravioliravioli118 4 роки тому +63

      I moved states and went from 18 people max per class to 30- it was weird not knowing everyones name 😅

    • @MaeArt725
      @MaeArt725 4 роки тому +52

      Same, most of my classmates have gone to the same school since pre-k.

    • @kegypie9901
      @kegypie9901 4 роки тому +14

      i knew everyone in my school--

    • @shadowcat5889
      @shadowcat5889 4 роки тому +9

      Same and most of my teachers

    • @ne0njuice782
      @ne0njuice782 4 роки тому +6

      Yep, I’m moving to another state next month so I’ll be going to a different school. it will be pretty weird.

  • @emoryleigh2716
    @emoryleigh2716 4 роки тому +731

    Our “health class” was basically a hunter safety class. We got our hunting license and everything, which, I never used.
    We also had a biology teacher get caught by the state for selling drugs to students, but that’s a whole other thing.

  • @prynxeofdarkness
    @prynxeofdarkness 4 роки тому +125

    Me: hears ***idaho***
    Me, an idahoan: "ah, I already know everything I need to."

  • @calipsaa2285
    @calipsaa2285 4 роки тому +689

    school: "ok so you're gonna teach these kids about sex ed"
    guy: "no❤"

  • @danicaperkinson1960
    @danicaperkinson1960 4 роки тому +618

    I can list off so much whack crap that went down at my school:
    1. Three trashcan fires inside the school buildings
    2. One school year, the fire alarm got pulled 97 times, none of which were for a fire. The one time there WAS a fire, every class stayed in the classroom for like 2 minutes because we all thought it was fake.
    3. Had a random mormon priest(?) come to our school and legitimately, on stage, tell us that homosexual sex would kill us??????
    4. Everyone. Every single kid. All 3000+ of us. Got our electives mixed up. SOMEHOW. THE SYSTEM THING THEY USED. MIXED EVERY ONE OF OUR ELECTIVE CHOICES WITH SOMEONE ELSES. it was fixed after a week of school.
    5. We had these ginormous trees on campus. Like 60 feet or so tall trees. And one day the whole school got locked down because one kid decided to climb to the top of one of those trees and they thought the kid was going to jumo. That kid was me. I was dared to and I was hoping I could hide in the tree to skip my history class. I felt very shitty when a teacher started crying and begging me to come down.

    • @TR1S2626
      @TR1S2626 4 роки тому +110

      ........wtf. The 3rd one really shouldn’t be allowed.

    • @completely_normal111
      @completely_normal111 4 роки тому +101

      ya all the gay students (like me) are like being forced back into the closet. And the last one seems so embarrassing.

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 4 роки тому +67

      It's ridiculous how believable these are. I could see all of these things happening at my school, except for 3. Also, I was the one who got yelled at for climbing trees. Hello fellow... Rebel? I guess?

    • @guavasaysguavatheguava
      @guavasaysguavatheguava 4 роки тому +6

      ( ͡° ⏥͡° )

    • @danicaperkinson1960
      @danicaperkinson1960 4 роки тому +54

      I'd say these were all possible only because our school was right imbetween a nice suburban neighborhood and the super shitty, ghetto side of town. On one side we had lots of drugs and wild shit and on the other side we had a neighborhood full of super religious straight laced folks who wanted nothing more than to "save those little ghetto kids." That led to the mormon thing

  • @casper6412
    @casper6412 4 роки тому +137

    in 5th grade there was a kid in my class who told everyone he was an adult trapped in a kids body and that he hit his head on something while fighting in a war and he woke up in a kid body. somehow he was shocked and upset that nobody believed him
    that was a weird year...

    • @santiaguo21
      @santiaguo21 2 роки тому +17

      Man you shoulda have believed him he was the main character!

    • @arc1671
      @arc1671 2 роки тому +3

      you just described a chuunibyou xD

  • @audbee14
    @audbee14 4 роки тому +1058

    I go to a fine art school, so everyone here is really weird. Once we were playing kahoot, and the theme song that plays when you wait for everyone to enter matches perfectly with “when doves cry”. So out of nowhere, some dude just starts singing “sweet dreams are made of these”, and the whole class just starts singing along perfectly. That was the best day

    • @charlesjacobs5579
      @charlesjacobs5579 4 роки тому +73

      Audrey Gonzaga I’m replying to this so if someone likes my reply I can find your comment again.

    • @solseclipse
      @solseclipse 4 роки тому +45

      I talked about the Kahoot/Sweet Dreams thing in my class and no one got the reference :(
      You're lucky-

    • @Summer-cz9qz
      @Summer-cz9qz 4 роки тому +4

      I can hear that in my head

    • @owoscreams
      @owoscreams 4 роки тому +2

      bro i wish

    • @Demon_Idiot
      @Demon_Idiot 4 роки тому +10

      **kahoot intensifies**

  • @heath6802
    @heath6802 4 роки тому +252

    The “you’ll regret this” note has the same energy as that post about the kid who wrote to his crush out of confusion about love that just said “Get out of my school”

    • @laineydoodles9297
      @laineydoodles9297 4 роки тому +20

      Sounds like my ex when I was a social graduate in high school (long explanation made short, a social graduate is a student that chooses to stay after their initial graduation. They have an IEP.). "You don't belong here!"

  • @mayniaDay
    @mayniaDay 4 роки тому +74

    Teacher: Hey kids we’re going field trip
    Kid: where
    Teacher: oh you know the local *cult*

  • @royaltyofarson9959
    @royaltyofarson9959 4 роки тому +217

    I'm laughing at the Health Teacher who taught boat safety instead, like, w h o a, he actually did it, wowie-

    • @royaltyofarson9959
      @royaltyofarson9959 4 роки тому +8

      I uh...that history teacher at the end, oh uh, man I got very unsettled at that like, oop, no sir, stay away from me-

  • @mochibunnyan6556
    @mochibunnyan6556 4 роки тому +1319

    Tbh that guy who refused to teach Sex Ed when he was literally hired to teach that sucks. Like refusing to teach proper sex ed is, in my opinion, one of the main reasons STD’s and Teen Pregnancy are such big problems

    • @jaybee710
      @jaybee710 4 роки тому +118

      Its extremely frustrating kids can't be properly educated about sex - STDs - protection - periods PUBERTY AS A WHOLE is so confusing and a little scary. Its the parents job to take them out of that class and teach them if they choose why can't the other parents trust educators to EDUCATE them 🤦‍♀️ if you didn't want to teach kids about their bodies just don't teach the damn class

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 4 роки тому +92

      Yeah you NEED to tell people sex ed. Like it should be age-appropriate and everything, but you can't drop people into adulthood without knowing anything about how it works and what it is, that leads to disaster.

    • @talia_giselle
      @talia_giselle 4 роки тому +4

      I think it was honestly godly that he didn’t y’all just need to not be karens

    • @cadynextdoorr
      @cadynextdoorr 4 роки тому +78

      ꧁Tay Animates ꧂ and you need to stop ignoring the fact that sex ed is one of the most important things we learn in school. learning about protection and stds and what to do is so so so SO fundamental especially at that age. very few people want a pregnant teenage daughter or a son with stds. so if you could stop being 11 years old that’d be WONDERFUL.

    • @talia_giselle
      @talia_giselle 4 роки тому

      cad
      No , sorry I’m not gonna stop “being 11 years old” or whatever ..! But y’all still are acting like karens and it’s not something to be proud of ;-;

  • @glorious_frog4264
    @glorious_frog4264 4 роки тому +170

    There was a kid at my middle school who climbed into the vents to look at the girls locker room and he fell through the ceiling when the girls were changing for gym.

    • @Nev1esomnia
      @Nev1esomnia 4 роки тому +28

      Kinda reminds me of a scene in a movie (forgot what the movie is) but this guy drilled two holes in the girls locker room, one for looking and one for...well....you know. Anyways the girls saw his little friend poking out of the wall and then the female gym teacher came in, decided to teach the boy a lesson, grabbed his little friend and tugged. I haven’t seen the movie but my dad told me about it. Kinda messed up if think about it.

    • @noobmasterruben5167
      @noobmasterruben5167 3 роки тому +19

      So.. Mineta from My hero aca

    • @liliswan207
      @liliswan207 3 роки тому +4

      @@noobmasterruben5167 My thoughts exactly xD

    • @arandomcomment1092
      @arandomcomment1092 2 роки тому +1

      r/thathappened

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay Рік тому +5

      ew

  • @andromedasignage
    @andromedasignage 4 роки тому +451

    That cult school story is truly scary. I can’t believe they would allow staff members to hit students.
    Love your work! Keep it up!

    • @twilightprincess3886
      @twilightprincess3886 4 роки тому +28

      I thought that story was just going to be another Christian=bad thing but it was actually some genuinely crazy person who had twisted views like..... Yikes......

    • @jasminreyes1278
      @jasminreyes1278 4 роки тому +23

      Lol they have this like kinda cultish group near my university that sends speakers on campus that litterally just scream at passerbyers that everything is a sin and they are all going to hell. 🙂🙃🙂

    • @eden-kun5716
      @eden-kun5716 4 роки тому +12

      The fact that it's even legal I-

    • @barryb.benson8565
      @barryb.benson8565 4 роки тому +2

      @@jasminreyes1278 is it Westboro Baptist?!

    • @void-xt8pw
      @void-xt8pw 4 роки тому +8

      @@jasminreyes1278 that's probably a full blown cult tbh, a lot of cults do stuff like that at universitys since people just entering university are eaisly to manipulate into joining a cult.

  • @Flap.Doodle
    @Flap.Doodle 4 роки тому +147

    I always wait till the end to hear her say “Leblublubluh.”

  • @roo8246
    @roo8246 4 роки тому +114

    in 6th grade I drew one of those iconic cartoon "s" on my history homework and my teacher told me not to write gang signs on my assignments. I was the only black student in my class. she also gave us extra credit for watching the republican presidential debate, but not the democratic one.

    • @aspillust
      @aspillust 2 роки тому +13

      as a fellow black student, i just died inside 💀

    • @Vozvy
      @Vozvy 2 роки тому +9

      Least political American teacher

    • @Known_ErrorMe
      @Known_ErrorMe 6 місяців тому +1

      What the heck??!

  • @MaeArt725
    @MaeArt725 4 роки тому +920

    My school did a similar thing for Valentine’s Day, but instead it was Hershey kisses tied to look like a rose. Most people just bought them for themselves/their friends.
    A story from school that I remember was my sophomore talent show where a few groups did tiktok dances, a 6th grader tried singing wine red, and I sang friends on the other side and accidentally choke holded one of the guys doing the performance with me.

    • @jackilynbailey8528
      @jackilynbailey8528 4 роки тому +19

      Same with mine, except it was only crush sodas. No notes at all. Pretty sure one person had like, 5 sodas one year.

    • @MaeArt725
      @MaeArt725 4 роки тому +4

      Jackilyn Bailey that happened at my school too, though it was three I think
      Also why only crush sodas though??

    • @rat3905
      @rat3905 4 роки тому +2

      oMG-- i love your pfp-- HSDHgbHF DEH IS SO GOOD

    • @ellespoonies
      @ellespoonies 4 роки тому +3

      Phandom trash forever because you have a CRUSH so you send them a crush soda to tell them how many people have crushes on them yno

    • @aleqsgecko5957
      @aleqsgecko5957 4 роки тому +2

      Same but just lollypops..

  • @Emylisis
    @Emylisis 4 роки тому +197

    My middle school replaced recess with what they called "nutritional break" and then OFFICIALLY shortened to "nut break." Everyone's schedules had "nut break" written on them, the announcements would say "time for nut break," it was so weird. On Fridays, nut break was replaced by "dance break" where the admin played music over the loudspeakers and we would be forced to dance in the hallways for ten minutes.

    • @s0urwit
      @s0urwit 4 роки тому +53

      _n u t b r e a k_

    • @onyx_alagasia
      @onyx_alagasia 4 роки тому +35

      This sounds like a hell scenario.

    • @sapphireshores6112
      @sapphireshores6112 4 роки тому +35

      Me, default dancing while eating a granola bar: *S T O N K S*

    • @trisaratops8785
      @trisaratops8785 4 роки тому +13

      Actual hell

    • @ultimateidiot1136
      @ultimateidiot1136 4 роки тому +18

      what was the nutritional break that sounds oddly threatening

  • @esztervizhanyo1708
    @esztervizhanyo1708 4 роки тому +87

    When I was in second grade my family moved to the U.S. from Europe. I was enrolled into an American school without knowing a single word of english except maybe how to count to ten, and I spent nearly the whole year trying to do projects and assignments and stuff to the best of my understanding as I learned english at the same time. Anyway, we had to do this research project on dolphins, and the way my teacher set this up is by somehow finding a stack of little information books on very specific breeds of these dolphins. She would have each individual go up to a crate at the front of the room where the books were when she called them, while everyone else was quietly working on something. When the person she'd called picked their dolphin book, the next person would go. When she called my name, she led me to the little crate, and pointed to it and probably said something like "Pick a dolphin." Keep in mind I had no idea what she said, and all I understood was that she had pointed at the crate. "So it's something with these books," I decided to myself, and looked all the books that were really disorganized, some were on the floor, others were stacked up weird. So instead of just picking out a dolphin book, my third-grade self proceeds to SIT ON THE FLOOR AND ORGANIZE THEM. I took them all out, stacked them next to me on the floor, and put them back in the crate with their spines facing upward because apparently I couldn't stand for book abuse. Needless to say the teacher was a bit flabberghasted when she came over then minutes later to see all the dolphin books neatly displayed (if I do say so myself).

    • @elishamiranda622
      @elishamiranda622 4 роки тому +3

      Aw shit that sucks

    • @thirdmusketeerunderscore
      @thirdmusketeerunderscore 4 роки тому +13

      We shall not stand for book abuse

    • @gailasprey7787
      @gailasprey7787 Рік тому +1

      Thank you for teaching me good book etiquette. Also must’ve been hard being unable to speak English properly and having to learn it yourself like that’s messed up! Props to you for being able to speak English it’s a difficult language.

  • @sketchystrawberry302
    @sketchystrawberry302 4 роки тому +261

    this one time in health class um we were supposed to make skits about different kinds of birth control and these kids went behind a whiteboard and played the song let’s get physical ......

  • @Lorraine202
    @Lorraine202 4 роки тому +426

    In middle school, we had a kid who was a huge troublemaker. He would talk about dropping out, was super rude, etc. One time while I was sitting at my desk writing, he just went off on me and cursed then tried to blame me while I sat there confused. Another time he broke my model airplane I had spent hours on (very sad it was the most beautiful thing I ever made at that point.) The real kicker was when he suddenly disappeared. Turns out, he burned down the local historical pavilion with a cigarette and got caught by the cops. He wound up getting a mugshot. His name was Blaze. It was clear something was wrong at home. Wherever you are, I hope you made it through.

    • @rimjhimdhusiya699
      @rimjhimdhusiya699 4 роки тому +73

      That escalated from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @nestorpizzichini3016
      @nestorpizzichini3016 4 роки тому +28

      wOAH. That started like, pretty common, and it ended in chaos.

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 роки тому +17

      The story aged like a smoker's lungs after 20 cigarettes

    • @allisonr6263
      @allisonr6263 4 роки тому +19

      Blaze, funny name for someone who committed arson

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 4 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure there was a kid named Blaze in my elementary school (cant remember the grade but it was probably like 2nd grade or under). He stayed for like a month and then transfered to another school

  • @sammoth13
    @sammoth13 4 роки тому +65

    The creepy gym teacher at my high school: 1. Tattoo on ankle “passion meter” 2. Regular at a strip club and his favorite stripper was a student he taught 3. Is now in prison for embezzlement and elder abuse 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @malevaistudio2105
    @malevaistudio2105 4 роки тому +686

    Educational system : Let's talk about sex!
    Teacher : *DON'T DROWN KIDS*
    Edit : omg, 687 likes ? °^° Thank youuu !

    • @BARKZIM
      @BARKZIM 4 роки тому +18

      Tbh that teacher would prolly save my life because I can’t *swim*

    • @lilylim6081
      @lilylim6081 4 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @fememoboy7601
      @fememoboy7601 4 роки тому +6

      Oh well, boats are Morse interesting the smex

    • @taltzi
      @taltzi 4 роки тому +6

      commas save lives

    • @lorx9425
      @lorx9425 4 роки тому +8

      *add a comma right now or that will be forever cursed*

  • @im.melancholy7964
    @im.melancholy7964 4 роки тому +643

    “How not to drown.”
    *sweats nervously* (I’ve almost drowned a couple of times)

  • @breadcinn208
    @breadcinn208 4 роки тому +55

    this its a short funny history:
    so we were in PE class and we were doing the things that you do in PE class you know when out of nowhere there comes a friend of mine and other friends (i was in 7th grade and she was in 8th grade) and she just said, "yeah, i dont wanna hv geomatry class, so i came here" she literaly wanted to skip geometry and hv PE w/ other grade, and the most cursed thing happened, my PE theacher let her stay and i was like WHAT, 15 minutes later her friends on her group called her bc the geometry teacher was verry mad and wanted her on her class and she had to go, but it was epic bc the PE theacher was just like "ok, you can stay but you hv to work". Ill NEVER forget that day.

  • @RandomThoughtsFromEll
    @RandomThoughtsFromEll 4 роки тому +192

    Fact: in one year of school, someone asked our History teacher if Greece was in Africa.
    Someone else in RMPS asked if Iron man was a true story. I kid you not.

    • @clawsproductions582
      @clawsproductions582 4 роки тому +14

      One time in 5th grade I had to explain to a dude in my class that No, in fact China was not inside of Japan

    • @reiayanami6290
      @reiayanami6290 4 роки тому

      oml

    • @kattriella1331
      @kattriella1331 4 роки тому +8

      I have a good one for you:
      At the end of the year in freshman geography, the teacher was briefing us on what our final exam would entail. She had barely finished uttering the words "geography final" when this boy's head snapped up and he blurted out, in all seriousness, "Wait, geography? I thought this was geometry class." To the teacher's credit, she just stared at him for a moment, blinked a few times, said, ". . . No," and continued her overview.

    • @weirdsnek4488
      @weirdsnek4488 4 роки тому

      Sounds like my classroom

    • @weirdsnek4488
      @weirdsnek4488 4 роки тому

      Also someone in my classroom asked if coronavirus was an atom. After learning about atoms. I kid you not.

  • @roguebird12
    @roguebird12 4 роки тому +356

    Rural schools are always weird
    You got horse girls
    And theres always that one kid who only listened to pumped up kicks
    M as a religious person that last one makes even me uncomfortable like yeesh

    • @fiveoclock7829
      @fiveoclock7829 4 роки тому +12

      *shrug* let people listen to what they like, i'm not a big fan of the song either, but as long as it isn't blasted in your face 24/7 it probably shouldn't bother you :P
      That... sounded really bitchy, didn't it? I'm sorry, i didn't mean for it to sound like that, please don't be offended!

    • @doorbel9084
      @doorbel9084 4 роки тому +5

      I’m getting war flashbacks to all the horse girls, the little horse girls would pretend to ride horses at recess, which wouldn’t be weird except they have actual horses at home... Edit is because I’m bad at English

    • @lucidmoth1023
      @lucidmoth1023 4 роки тому +6

      @@fiveoclock7829 Bruh you say that but then you walk into the band room to all the kids playing it- like- h e l p (also playing megalovania oh n o-)

    • @harlensdestruction7115
      @harlensdestruction7115 4 роки тому +7

      This is random but I have a couple wild stories from my school if you want to read
      --->
      My Florida middle school (junior high) had several bomb and shooter threats on several yearly anniversaries of the Parkland shooting. I remember one girl who started the whole yearly tradition of doing stupid shit for attention on the worst day possible told officers in our school that a dark hooded figure (very vague and ominous but that literally could have been anyone so they’re lucky they didn’t find someone to pin this fake threat on) who supposedly had a gun. She got years in juvenile detention pretty sure.
      Yeah but they totally let it slide when I was physically harassed and assaulted by a group of seniors/upperclassmen that left me mentally scarred and worsened my depression and anxiety. I ended up with PTSD, worsened depression and debilitating social anxiety and those douche bags got off with “suspension” even though they only invoked this suspension when the pandemic was in full swing and everyone was already quarantined and set up on E-Learning.
      I’m not kidding. I checked up with the school to see what else had happened but I didn’t get a straight answer. It’s been like five months now, I still have PTSD, my social anxiety is still a thing (I literally don’t know how to physically socialize with people because I have not been outside in months), and I’m considering asking my parents about pressing charges, however I’m sure it’s too late and other than school reports and letters back and forth to the principal I’m sure the defense will claim here-say.

    • @aniyaturner6
      @aniyaturner6 4 роки тому

      @HeyI'mDiamond bettah run bettah run fastah than my bullet

  • @fifi5637
    @fifi5637 4 роки тому +35

    this one time in 7th grade, our teacher trusted me and my friends enough to go down the hallway and hold a boom box playing music so that we could see in which areas the boom box would work, but we just ended up running down the hallways blasting rap music and screaming. The funniest part was that nobody caught or punished us.

  • @elianasharron6418
    @elianasharron6418 4 роки тому +249

    when you said “local cult” I immediately understood what you meant and that really speaks volumes on rural towns like is this a common occurrence??

    • @graylewis7551
      @graylewis7551 4 роки тому +21

      Same - every time she said something I thought “wow, that sounds like something that would happen at MY small Idaho town with a local cult”

    • @prynxeofdarkness
      @prynxeofdarkness 4 роки тому +8

      @@graylewis7551 us small town idahoans really do be having cults, huh?

    • @graylewis7551
      @graylewis7551 4 роки тому +2

      Wasabi Kitten no kidding

    • @arigadatred5395
      @arigadatred5395 4 роки тому +3

      Might be because of the disproportionate prevalence of the far right in that region? (The northwest US) I don't know don't quote me on that.

    • @onions7653
      @onions7653 4 роки тому +2

      Yes it is common I’m terrified of a few of my classmates because of these

  • @aalien270
    @aalien270 4 роки тому +137

    "they signed a contract so they are allowed to hit kids"
    SHOULDN'T THAT BE ILLEGAL?? IN SOME WAY??

    • @animalb0nes
      @animalb0nes 4 роки тому +28

      actually hitting kids in school as a form of punishment is still legal in a few states. it’s fucked up but, yeah, it’s legal unfortunately.

    • @feathersoffancy8988
      @feathersoffancy8988 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, it was only recently removed from the school I went to as a child. Granted, they did it in a vaguely constructive manner (the rules were easy for the kids to understand and they gave three warnings, not to mention the parents were encouraged to attend the spanking), but it’s still odd. Fun fact! They sold their specific wooden paddles that they used to spank the kids! Some schools have spirit shirts for fundraising while some schools have wooden paddles, I suppose😅

    • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
      @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah where I’m at it just recently became illegal

    • @bellsie
      @bellsie 4 роки тому +2

      It was legal like 2 years ago at my small town junior high in Lousiana. Your parents had to sign for them to be allowed to paddle you. I hadn't actually heard about them paddling students during my time there tho

    • @otectus
      @otectus 4 роки тому +5

      I went to a school briefly in the 6th grade and if you got to a certain point, behaviorally, they gave you the options of detention, suspension, etc or a paddling. Many took the paddle.

  • @taylorgoldman130
    @taylorgoldman130 4 роки тому +33

    It’s actually really hard to fire a teacher, I had a math teacher in middle school who was incredibly racist. but despite my parents filing a complaint they didn’t even talk to about it, said she had tenure

  • @chloejacko6321
    @chloejacko6321 4 роки тому +179

    Two stories:
    1. These 5th graders were playing a game. One of the boys was playing against a girl. She beats him, so he then proceeds to slam her head into a pole multiple times giving her a concussion. In the end, he really didn't get a punishment, all the school did was make him go to time out and stand at the end of the lunch line. (Don't worry girl is ok now, this was a few years ago)
    2. (For extra info, I was a goody-two-shoes in 6th grade) I was in 6th grade and we had the governor come visit our school cause we were special (or something like that) we asked him questions and stuff basically the whole shebang. In the end, our whole class got to take a picture with him. I was put in the back (even though I was kinda short) and they took the pictures. In one of them, I made this face :T. The governor leaves and our day goes on. Skip to the next day and I'm called to the principal's office, one of my friends was walking with me and I joked, "What if I'm getting in trouble cause of the :T face I did." We both chuckled. I enter the principal's office and he tells me I am getting a yellow slip, and that I can't go to recess, and that I have to sit at the bad table, that I can't go on my next field trip. (Now compare my punishment to story number one's punishment)

    • @zoesparrow6778
      @zoesparrow6778 4 роки тому +33

      Wtf schools are weird

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 4 роки тому +16

      Obama that first story makes me mad.

    • @zochan4054
      @zochan4054 4 роки тому +20

      I sweaaaar i hate how schools treat girls like shit

    • @shubhraagrawal7552
      @shubhraagrawal7552 4 роки тому +3

      You poor thing !

    • @blurob1326
      @blurob1326 4 роки тому

      wait wut u mean by the girl beats him? like beat him in game or punchy kick beat up?

  • @localucid
    @localucid 4 роки тому +282

    "Wasnt aware that was something a person could do"
    My stupid self: *Hamilton*

    • @vitorialorena5726
      @vitorialorena5726 4 роки тому +37

      I'm perplexed! Are they going to keep on replacing whoever's in charge? If so, who's next? There's no one else in that "country" who rooms quite as large...

    • @meeraglaize4168
      @meeraglaize4168 4 роки тому +10

      This is officially my favorite comment in 2020

    • @rororowan
      @rororowan 4 роки тому +20

      @@vitorialorena5726 pspspssp... John Adams?? I know him, that can't be, he's that little guy who spoke to me all those years ago, what was it? '85? That poor man they're going to eat him alive!

    • @marjanfarid1818
      @marjanfarid1818 4 роки тому +14

      Da da da da da da da da da da da I da da da da da da da da da da dAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

    • @vitorialorena5726
      @vitorialorena5726 4 роки тому +16

      @@rororowan Oceans rise! Empires fall! Next to Washington they all look small~

  • @daemonoferror557
    @daemonoferror557 4 роки тому +36

    My school hired the basketball coach as the health teacher, and so whenever we talked about a serious topic he'd just- get a guest speaker to come in to talk about it for him. Wasn't even someone more qualified to talk about whatever- it'd just be like "hi I'm John, I own the jewelry shop in the square and I'm here to talk to you about sex ed"

  • @chickennuggetpaw1017
    @chickennuggetpaw1017 4 роки тому +346

    Anyone else always stay to hear her say “Leblebleble” at the end? 😂

  • @wends8979
    @wends8979 4 роки тому +42

    We were taking a test about the weather and we had to switch notebooks with our partner. After you checked the answers the teacher would say, "if your partner only got three wrong stand up". And he would do that all the way to zero. If your partner was still standing because you got them all right, he gave them candy. Not the person who got it all right but the person checked the notebook of the person who got it right. So the person who got the 100 got nothing and the person who checked the notebook got candy.

    • @pandapan5797
      @pandapan5797 4 роки тому +7

      What the heck, what was going on the teacher's mind lmao

  • @hazardusartt9588
    @hazardusartt9588 4 роки тому +47

    My 8th Grade PE teacher was really tough and actually kinda rude. He made me take out my plugs in order to participate in class. I cried trying to put them back on.
    He was also my Health teacher and for half of the year I sat in the desk closest to him. He would make us watch these old videos about the effects of drug/alcohol use. I would watch my teacher’s bald head turn completely red as I heard him softly cry. I’m talking about I giant, old, bald man CRYING in a corner in the dark! When the video would end, he’d get up and turn on the lights. His face would be reddish pink and he avoided eye-contact with anyone looking at him.

    • @Vozvy
      @Vozvy 2 роки тому +2

      Wdym “plugs”? /gen

    • @gailasprey7787
      @gailasprey7787 Рік тому +1

      @@Vozvyeither physical medical needs or sensory needs I’m assuming.

    • @williammiller6330
      @williammiller6330 Рік тому +1

      oh.. that's.. awful honestly.

  • @randomgirlRose
    @randomgirlRose 4 роки тому +281

    One time in science class when I was in middle school we did this thing to simulate STDs everyone had a cup of water but two of the cups had a chemical in them where if you put another chemical in it it turns red And we were supposed to swap water with people just to demonstrate how STDs work and for some reason I swapped water with literally everyone and it turns out my cup was the one That had the chemical in it so I ended up doing the entire class STDs

    • @inkcomet9709
      @inkcomet9709 4 роки тому +53

      AHA you were the chosen one

    • @Skyllalala
      @Skyllalala 4 роки тому +20

      It’s a sign

    • @trivkypeak-eye3557
      @trivkypeak-eye3557 4 роки тому +13

      @@Skyllalala cursed

    • @nixcleon6970
      @nixcleon6970 4 роки тому +6

      My school did the exact same thing, but you were only able to swap with 1-5 people to prevent something like that happening.
      I only swapped with one person and got away STD free.
      He got STDs from someone else after me tho-

    • @yabrofenko
      @yabrofenko 4 роки тому

      what is STD?

  • @salt749
    @salt749 4 роки тому +368

    nobody:
    literally nobody:
    sex ed teacher: today we’re gonna learn about bouts
    lol bouts

  • @insertusernamehere3173
    @insertusernamehere3173 4 роки тому +178

    My school stories:
    (This doesn't have any of the real names of these people, because they need privacy)
    1. A sub once sent my friend to the principle's office because he "Walks funny"
    Like bish, what da fuq?
    2. In elementary, a girl was very rude towards a teacher, and manipulated all of the students into thinking the teacher hurt her, when in reality, she attacked the teacher. Later she literally sent the entire school faculty on a chase through the school. She also was extremely sexual (Rather not talk about that) and creepy. She also had no friends. I learned this on the first day of school when I asked her if she wanted to sit next to me, and she got really excited and said "No one's asked me to hang out with them before!"
    Really glad I left that friendship.
    3. Here are fake names I made to help you understand what happened.
    Betty : Bully
    Andy: My friend
    Maddy: My other friend
    So I had to go take a test, because I didn't finish it. I had to take it in another room. When I was returning, Betty stormed out of the room. She started ranting about how she was going to the principle's office for no reason, because she did nothing wrong.
    I entered the room and immediately realized, the room was silent. (Which was strange since they were doing group work)
    I walked over to my friends and asked them what happened.
    Betty was bullying Maddy, and told her that she would tell the whole school that she (Had a traumatic problem in the early years of her life, that I will not say because it's the internet and she deserves privacy)
    When Betty said that, Maddy broke down and Andy stood up for her. Betty then told Andy to kill themselves. Why did Betty say this? Because she knew that Andy was depressed and suicidal. She said to get Andy to actually do it.
    I then spent the rest of class with my other friends, trying to make Maddy and Andy feel better. Maddy was crying and straight up nearly having another panic attack, while Andy sat there in silence, staring down at their desk with a -sort of- glare on their face. That is why Betty is no longer in the friend group.
    She has been completely ignored by our friend group and we haven't talked since.
    The End.

  • @alyssa6918
    @alyssa6918 4 роки тому +326

    I have 3 stories, all from elementary school:
    1) I was semi-friends with this girl that I'll call Lucy for her privacy. I say semi-friends because she acted like we were good friends but she said some things that were borderline verbal harassment. I would wait for my mom to pick me up on a bench right outside the school. Once, Lucy got there before and threatened to hurt me if I sat on the bench next to her. I thought she was bluffing but I sat on the ground anyway. She then turned around, yelled at me for invading her "reserved spot" and bit my arm. I now have anxiety about sitting next to strangers. Thanks Lucy.
    2. I used to wear a baseball cap to school and people would mistake me for a boy despite my long hair. When 2 older kids found out a was a girl, they started following me around at calling me "green hat girl". They were really creepy and only stopped following me when a teacher noticed and yelled at them. They still go to the same school as me and it's really awkward whenever we see eachother.
    3. A kid in my class ate staples and pencil led.

    • @Emma-yt8gu
      @Emma-yt8gu 4 роки тому +29

      Kids in my class ate their tests (literally the sheet where they were supposed to put their answers on) because they thought they screwed it up. This was middle school.

    • @Anonima-bh7ve
      @Anonima-bh7ve 4 роки тому +18

      Those are really creepy stories. Glad the teacher helped you with those creeps.

    • @alyssa6918
      @alyssa6918 4 роки тому +15

      @@Anonima-bh7ve yeah it really freaked me out especially since I was only 7. A detail I forgot to add was they would make little whispering noises and they always had their hoods over their faces. That went on for a couple weeks

    • @Anonima-bh7ve
      @Anonima-bh7ve 4 роки тому +9

      @@alyssa6918 I'm so sorry, thank god it's over now.

    • @cadynextdoorr
      @cadynextdoorr 4 роки тому +4

      i knew a girl named lucy (it’s a common name so i’m not too worried) that was weird like that too. funny coincidence

  • @alliejewelle
    @alliejewelle 4 роки тому +171

    In my “sex ed” class we talked about hunter’s safety instead. I guess that’s what they get for having the football coach teach us about sex. Anyway, the science teacher didn’t find out, but thankfully it was already a unit so...

    • @sapphireshores6112
      @sapphireshores6112 4 роки тому +12

      Ah, yes. Because Sex Ed and hunting are the same things...

    • @eclipse7417
      @eclipse7417 4 роки тому

      I had a gym teacher for a health teacher (We straight up did not have sex ed, but it was as close as the school got) and he got fired bc he was flirting with/grooming one of the students. So uh,

  • @mahydna
    @mahydna 4 роки тому +63

    At least your high school mascot wasn’t “The Hillbillies” 😔😔

    • @emi-ne1kv
      @emi-ne1kv 4 роки тому +11

      DHJEJDHDJE IM SORRY THATS TOO FUNNY

    • @mahydna
      @mahydna 4 роки тому +12

      @@emi-ne1kv I hate my hometown lmfaoooo
      We were told to have “Hillbilly Pride” 😔

    • @emi-ne1kv
      @emi-ne1kv 4 роки тому +8

      @@mahydna oh my god,,, im so sorry that sounds so bad 😔😔 oh god

    • @Grace-md8dv
      @Grace-md8dv 3 роки тому +9

      @@mahydna mear mortals, you have nothing on me, for my school mascot is....
      *The rocks*
      I'm not even joking.

    • @mahydna
      @mahydna 3 роки тому +8

      @@Grace-md8dv i would have a lot more school spirit for the Rocks instead of the Hillbillies

  • @washingmachinedemon7600
    @washingmachinedemon7600 4 роки тому +157

    There was this one time in Sophomore year where a students grandparent had passed recently. The student one day in the middle of History class brought up the fact that his grandpa was a part of a "famous" cult and had left several things including the wardrobe he had to wear when attending the meetings. Everyone talked about it so nonchalantly as if it was normal. Honestly it made me so nervous because I'm Hispanic and most of the time that particular cult harmed several minorities. The teacher did end up telling him to stop talking about it. But the majority of my classmates at the time were so intrigued and fascinated by it. It was a real wake up call 😅

  • @evan3687
    @evan3687 4 роки тому +166

    Elementary School:
    -My friend tried to staple his forehead. he was going through some crap at school and that was the only way he could think of to get attention to it.
    -We had an older basket ball hoop that while some of the kids were playing basketball fell and hit a girl's head.
    Middle school:
    -Kid threatened to shoot up the school
    -Another kid was found huffing sharpies in the bathroom.
    -A group of girls in my chorus were vaping in the back of the class while we had a sub. I was in the room but have a very poor sense of smell so I didn't know until after they got found out.
    -Several of the same girls overdosed on edibles later that month.
    Starting highschool this year • ▽ •;

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 роки тому +7

      Oof, good luck buddy

    • @katiemuskopf9883
      @katiemuskopf9883 4 роки тому +7

      Same bro. Fingers crossed for the both of us

    • @marsbars2286
      @marsbars2286 4 роки тому +2

      Good luck...

    • @charliecaturnip4438
      @charliecaturnip4438 4 роки тому +2

      I stapled my finger at work recently lmaooo

    • @thedoodleverseart
      @thedoodleverseart 4 роки тому +4

      ... I've been through 2 school drug searches and 2 shooter threats, as well as being on the outside of 1 bomb threat (I was attending a different school but my boyfriend was attending the threatened one)

  • @halflalff_
    @halflalff_ 4 роки тому +38

    Story time:
    Two kids in grade 7, I’ll call them Cory and Ellie, decided it would be ‘cool’ for them to bring and sell vape juice in halls at Break. So Ellie decided to get so from Cory, let me tell you an important detail; this vape juice was not the normal kind it was the super strong, smell it for 3 seconds and get high kind. And It dropped and broke. We evacuated the school but only me my brother and my friends knew why. We were in the safe house thing for 10-20 minutes so that they could clean it up and not make the halls smell like a bunch of vapers came into the school

  • @CosmicAlliance03
    @CosmicAlliance03 4 роки тому +37

    Not teaching sex ed is the most American rural high school thing I have ever heard. I'm from Texas and we're an abstinence only state, so my sex ed was "don't"

  • @LupinticDream
    @LupinticDream 4 роки тому +135

    Sex Ed Teacher: *Teaches about boats instead*
    Now that's what we call a pro gamer move

  • @nunyabizness3101
    @nunyabizness3101 4 роки тому +28

    I loved the science teachers in my high school. My chemistry teacher brought in bunsen burners and had us make smores over them. ( he is currently somewhere in the Mediterranean with his fiance ) My bio teacher in highschool called up the principal, told him we were going on a "Nature Walk" field trip, and walked us down to the local Dunkin Donuts to get hot cocoa and donuts. My Physical Science teacher allowed me to rollerskate down the hallways pushing a rolling chair while dressed in a Jake The Dog costume. Good times

  • @finch8703
    @finch8703 4 роки тому +827

    The teacher: I don't wanna talk about the " s e x " with you so I'm talking about boats
    Asexuals: haha me

    • @smoorhouse728
      @smoorhouse728 4 роки тому +32

      Mood

    • @thedullestfork5406
      @thedullestfork5406 4 роки тому +49

      As someone who is asexual, I can confirm this is what it's like

    • @bromied
      @bromied 4 роки тому +17

      Flashflood The Hybrid lmao, asexual squad

    • @jessakinney
      @jessakinney 4 роки тому +9

      Moooood.

    • @friendly_lefty
      @friendly_lefty 4 роки тому +20

      I didn't know I was asexual until months after I graduated high school so, yeah... so glad my mom was cool with signing me out of it so I could spend that week of class reading in the library lol

  • @harlensdestruction7115
    @harlensdestruction7115 4 роки тому +240

    I have a couple wild stories if you want to read
    --->
    My Florida middle school (junior high) had several bomb and shooter threats on several yearly anniversaries of the Parkland shooting. I remember one girl who started the whole yearly tradition of doing stupid shit for attention on the worst day possible told officers in our school that a dark hooded figure (very vague and ominous but that literally could have been anyone so they’re lucky they didn’t find someone to pin this fake threat on) who supposedly had a gun. She got years in juvenile detention pretty sure.
    Yeah but they totally let it slide when I was physically harassed and assaulted by a group of seniors/upperclassmen that left me mentally scarred and worsened my depression and anxiety. I ended up with PTSD, worsened depression and debilitating social anxiety and those douche bags got off with “suspension” even though they only invoked this suspension when the pandemic was in full swing and everyone was already quarantined and set up on E-Learning.
    I’m not kidding. I checked up with the school to see what else had happened but I didn’t get a straight answer. It’s been like five months now, I still have PTSD, my social anxiety is still a thing (I literally don’t know how to physically socialize with people because I have not been outside in months), and I’m considering asking my parents about pressing charges, however I’m sure it’s too late and other than school reports and letters back and forth to the principal I’m sure the defense will claim here-say.

    • @Weeping_Willow81
      @Weeping_Willow81 4 роки тому +51

      I'm so sorry that happened to you... You have every right to file a rapport and get the justice you disserve.

    • @sabrexi7228
      @sabrexi7228 4 роки тому +63

      It’s not too late! The lowest length for the statute of limitations for assault is 1 year, and that’s just for minor assault cases. If it was really serious, then it can go up to five! Check with a lawyer, they’ll know better than me I’m sure you can still get justice

    • @ohno4865
      @ohno4865 4 роки тому +29

      There's online therapy you can have, and I would 100% tell my parents and press charges- if I were you. Good Luck ❤

    • @matrivers_
      @matrivers_ 4 роки тому +24

      Take it to court, honestly this shouldn't happen!

    • @djnightstep8066
      @djnightstep8066 4 роки тому +23

      You really should press charges, at the very least to do your best to make sure it doesnt happen to someone else. And help is always readily available

  • @sillylady4658
    @sillylady4658 4 роки тому +33

    When I was in 7th grade we had this classmate who was AWFUL. He'd grab things without permission and then run for you to chase him. I was the only one who stood up for herself and told him it was annoying (I know most of them didn't like it because they'd tell everybody EXCEPT the guy how they didn't like that).
    So one day he took a rubber that I had, I took it back from his hand and told him "you can't grab my stuff without asking" AND HE GOT MAD??? So he picked up a rubber + pencil sharpener I had AND THREW IT TO THE FLOOR and it kinda broke. I was so mad, I shouted at him for like 5 minutes straight about how annoying he was, my teacher told me to go to the bathroom to calm down (and according to my friends, the teacher scolded him in the meanwhile). When I came back he started shouting "you're a monster!!! you screamed so loud!!! you're crazy!!!" and I obviously ignored him because he was a dumbass.
    So, fast forward some days, he literally grabbed another classmate's HEAD AND TRIED TO KNOCK IT AGAINST A TABLE AND THEN A WALL but I guess I am the crazy one, right?? Anyways he wants me to forgive him but I can't trust him because the year after that he told me I was his best friend just so he could copy off my homework. So no, I don't think I will forgive him

  • @austinduffy108
    @austinduffy108 4 роки тому +30

    My school is public and crawling with soldiers, I'm not saying being a soldier is a bad thing but the school emphasizes that going into the army is as important if not needed to go INTO college. Every week there would be a stand in the middle of the school with soldiers there to sign those interested up with emails, programs, the whole nine yards just without being shipped out on a mission that moment. when the whole North Korea crisis was going on all at once those who signed up for an email got a letter through the school saying that once they turn 18 they're going to be shipped out basically, some kids legit thought they were about to be shipped to North Korea within the next few hours but didnt. I didn't really noticed how much they forced this idea on us until one day in my history class, bell just rang, and before the teacher could start her lesson 3 soldiers came in and basically hijacked the hour and a half long class to try and convince us to go to the military. And I don't mean "here's why the military is good." No they specifically went to Every kid and asked if they wanted to go or not, and if they didn't they had to give what was their reason and they spent a good 5-10 minutes trying to convince that kid to go. One kid legit was bombarded by all three of them for a good 10 minutes because he was high and wasn't giving a complete answer and they wanted an answer out of him. When they came to me I just said I wasn't interested, they kept trying to find a reason and I personallycwasnt interested at all. They asked what I wanted to do after high school and I said go to a community college to get my basic education out of the way and then go to a medical school to be an X-Ray technition. Their response? "That's one of the most stupid things to do!" And basically explain why it was bad to be in the medical field for a good 5 minutes as the class laughed at me before he than started, "well you'll be able to accomplish your skills as a X-Ray tech if your in the army." Than go into the programs that I could join once in the army like he just didn't bash the medical field just a few seconds ago.
    I can pretty much say I'm defiantly not going into the army after that train wreck

  • @sioan6673
    @sioan6673 4 роки тому +72

    Story from my high school in rural Missouri:
    One day in my psychology class, there was 5 kids in attendance (there were about 20 enrolled).
    So instead of a lesson, he took us to move wood pallets from the Vocational Studies building to our football/track field (the teacher was also the track coach. and history teacher. for all four grades lol).
    We spent the whole class period stacking pallets and riding around in the back of his truck, and we lost one kid early on who just went to chill in a different teacher’s class.
    It was a big vibe, but also quite a big bruh moment.

  • @InGodWeTrust12345
    @InGodWeTrust12345 4 роки тому +47

    My principal didn’t believe I was being bullied cuz I’m tall :(

    • @derutceldoor7410
      @derutceldoor7410 3 роки тому +13

      what kind of logic is that?

    • @faithg5250
      @faithg5250 3 роки тому +5

      Eh, you're better than them

    • @parkerposies3538
      @parkerposies3538 3 роки тому +4

      what-

    • @roxaroo
      @roxaroo 2 роки тому

      If you are having trouble with the bullies try telling everyone you trust about it, so they can help you, e.g. your parents and the teachers.
      If they tell you the standard excuses like "try to ignore them" etc. then don't turn away and let it be it. When I was young I got bullied for years and my parents used to tell me to ignore the bullies - which obviously didn't work - but I stopped telling them and so they assumed it got better / they didn't know it continued until I gratuated.
      Nowadays they are sorry for not helping me, but they simply didn't know any better, that's why you should keep telling them about it and asking them to help you. Tell them how you feel about it so they know it hurts you and it is not easily brushed off by ignoring.
      I wish you the best of luck and don't give up!

  • @leatherfaceapologist
    @leatherfaceapologist 4 роки тому +39

    There was a girl at my school in grade 6 I think, she was passing notes to her friends but the teacher who was strict as ever saw them being passed and asked for them so she could read the notes to the class (which is kinda weird) but the girl... ate the notes, like she shoved them in her mouth and swallowed them.... I went to an art school so whatever it’s normal.

  • @Rachel-zf2wm
    @Rachel-zf2wm 4 роки тому +20

    Secretary : I can't believe my job is to write out kids crappy love notes. Welp, what's next... "You'll regret this". Oohhhhh *sips tea* now this is some peak drama

  • @jackk4010
    @jackk4010 4 роки тому +34

    Me a baby grade 7- “ school sucks”
    Watches this video-“ hu.... I guess high school will at least be better that yours”

  • @carolinebrett8816
    @carolinebrett8816 4 роки тому +78

    Me: one of three theatre kids in my school after the others all graduated.
    School: yeah, we don’t have enough kids for drama classes or the musical
    3 theatre kids: “Why do we live... just to suffer!?”

  • @atermis4184
    @atermis4184 4 роки тому +132

    I had weird exprience with our "health" class (well, in our country sex ed is not allowed, so we have "preparations to family life" instead. It's mostly about puberty, but it's not very good organised). We didn't have to attend if our parents let us, so most of the class wasn't going, since we knew this teacher, and she... wasn't the best. But one time she had to replace one of the teachers, so she started "health" lesson with us. She told us, that if we don't know our pros and cons, we will be: murderers, homeless, drug users, MENTALY ILL, poor, HOMOSEXUAL and... ARTISTS. I used to draw a lot in class (sometimes still do), so when I heard that... I wanted to laugh, but also cry? Next time, she gave us little card with a exersise... which was: Girls can: can't: should: Boys can: can't: should: She also told us, which works should girls do, and which should boys. Since then only one person went to this class.

    • @fag1626
      @fag1626 4 роки тому +11

      You that shit’s messed up

    • @surinasinghal3090
      @surinasinghal3090 4 роки тому +5

      this is the weirdest class ever..i hope i don't get it

    • @reaper253
      @reaper253 4 роки тому +3

      Wtf thats *messed up.*
      *VERY* messed up.

    • @arandomcomment1092
      @arandomcomment1092 3 роки тому

      What prudish country do you live in where sex ed is illegal?

    • @surinasinghal3090
      @surinasinghal3090 3 роки тому

      @@arandomcomment1092 i live in india
      there's isn't sex ed in our country

  • @CarcassBones
    @CarcassBones 4 роки тому +30

    Here’s my fun situation-
    I’m in sophomore right now, and the high school I currently go to is completely sports biased. I originally enrolled because it was a free/ public school and they claimed to have a great art program. That’s not the case at all.
    Now don’t get me wrong, I absolutely loved my art teacher. She was great. But she had very minimal funds to work with and most of our classes where just fun little projects to work on, not actual visual art lessons. So I thought, okay, this is just first year and this art class is more for people being forced into it rather than for aspiring artists. But when it came time to choose classes for this year, there where no good picks for visual arts/ cartooning. There was a class that focuses on visual arts portfolios, put that seemed to be more realistic painting. And it’s not only visual arts thats lacking, they have no decent music classes either. They have band, but they don’t even really teach anything. They just throw you sheet music and tell you to learn that for homework (or so I’m told by many)
    -
    In summary my school can spend 1.4 million dollars on a new gymnasium, have a sports team for every known sport to man, but they can’t have one good cartooning class.
    And on top of all that, my first year I enrolled for art electives early. They tried to push me out to make room for a different student who enrolled late. When we insisted that I get my spot back they told us that “it’s not a big deal” and “it’s just doodling”

    • @gailasprey7787
      @gailasprey7787 Рік тому +3

      Number one way to get killed by an artist. My passion is writing. Anybody tell me that my writing isn’t that important their about to get a character dedicated to them who has an awful end and people will say it predicted the end of the person a few weeks later. 🤣

    • @CarcassBones
      @CarcassBones Рік тому +1

      @@gailasprey7787 holy shit, thanks for reminding me about this lmao. It’s so weird seeing this, I’m a college kid in art school now

  • @milkiecookies4788
    @milkiecookies4788 4 роки тому +50

    you see kids, while this may be geography class, i’m feeling more like teaching english so please turn to act 3 of romeo and juliet

  • @imvibin2931
    @imvibin2931 4 роки тому +110

    school: we don't have the funds for students to learn how to survive in their house.
    school:
    school:
    school: gUESS THEY CAN MAKE THEIR OWN HOUSE THEN

  • @amethyst_cat9532
    @amethyst_cat9532 4 роки тому +5

    A high school story about another unsanctioned field trip
    One of my science teachers was 100% done with everything. My class was mostly problem kids and slackers and only two or three people actually tried to learn anything. (Most of what I learned in that class was from the psychology videos I watched on my school laptop after my work was done.) One day she decides to take us out to Steak n Shake. No warning, no planning, just "hey we're going to Steak n Shake and don't tell anyone or I'll get in huge trouble."
    This definitely raised some red flags, and when I voiced this concern (parental permissions? At least having someone know where we were in case someone got in an accident?) she let me stay back. So I and one other student stayed in that classroom for the entire long period while everyone else grabbed an early lunch at Steak n Shake. No one got in a car accident and the other girl and I sat alone in the classroom and listened to Dear Evan Hansen, but that whole thing still rubs me the wrong way. If something had happened to them, only we would have any idea of where they were. We were completely unsupervised and I'm pretty sure it was illegal to leave us with no adult supervision for over an hour.
    I ended up reporting it to my guidance counselor, but thankfully the teacher never found out it was me.

  • @annatheartperson
    @annatheartperson 4 роки тому +24

    The most interesting thing that happened at my high school happened when I was a sophomore.
    There was a wedding between two freshman (and no, not the gross kind, these people are actually really sweet) during our lunch period, and whole thing had a sort of legit set up. Everyone who attended dressed up, there was a guy who stood between the couple for the ceremony, music, rings, flower girls, best man, maid of honor, the whole shebang.
    I didn’t know about the wedding until after it happened, but it was the best thing I ever heard about.

  • @nicotbh8304
    @nicotbh8304 4 роки тому +79

    Principal: “We’re gonna finish the gym!”
    The School: “No… *traffic lights in the rooms* “

  • @echosbento
    @echosbento 4 роки тому +5

    The only school story I wanna tell is my graduation. Everyone got clapped for, even if out of pity by teachers, until you get to me. I kid you not, not a single person clapped, not my 3 friends I'd been talking to, not my parents, not even a teacher. I thought I was just nervous and couldn't hear but the whole event was streamed and my boyfriend who was watching from home confirmed, not a soul clapped. It was silent. My self esteem has been tanked and I haven't spoken to anyone from my school since. That shit hurt

    • @bitesthedust7073
      @bitesthedust7073 4 роки тому

      I hate to be that person but I would've clapped since I know how that feels

  • @paigeduarte3124
    @paigeduarte3124 4 роки тому +35

    I remember, we were so bored at our break that we tried to make up just dance: one person would sing, one would dance, one would copy, and someone would score. Every so often, people were so bored as well that they joined in. One of our teachers even did too.

  • @_Sofi_229
    @_Sofi_229 4 роки тому +25

    The highschool principal got decked in the face with a trash can during a schoolwide fight that started over six dollars.

    • @_Sofi_229
      @_Sofi_229 4 роки тому

      @@jessebutchman
      Hamilton is life. Also a great go to when trying to stage a coup in high school to knock a teacher off her high horse.

    • @_Sofi_229
      @_Sofi_229 4 роки тому +2

      @Zayra Maldonado
      Haha yeah. There was an group of kids in my high school who tried to get enough people to complain about a certain teacher after she dismissed my assault and told me to "get over it".

  • @bunnybee7598
    @bunnybee7598 4 роки тому +5

    As a student in French Immersion in a Canadian Province that can barely speak proper English, let alone French, teachers that could speak and teach the language were pretty seldom, so a couple of our subjects were doubled up with the same teacher. One of the most noteworthy was my 8th grade Science teacher also being our Health teacher. She also never taught us anything related to sex ed, unfortunately, and would instead use our scheduled Health periods to do extra practice work for science :/ we never learned anything at all about it from her. When we told our French Language teacher however, she was appalled (much like your science teacher!), and gave us a two-day crash course on anatomy of both genders, birth control methods, and general safe sex practices. It was pretty gross as a relatively uninterested 13 year old girl, but looking back now I really appreciate the fact that she gave us such good information even at a young age, and was really open and honest with us :) (We did get an actual class on it again in 9th grade too, where the teacher actually taught us, lol)

  • @sherbett4016
    @sherbett4016 4 роки тому +90

    1: in middle school, one kid shattered a food tray slamming it on another kid’s head waiting in Line
    2: a group of about 20 kids in my grade got busted for overdosing on Xanax
    3: Spanish teacher busted for marijuana usage
    4: for a band trip, one of my (random) roommates, (each room has 4 people in it), met 2 random girls at a restaurant we stopped at and had them come over to our room to “bring him food,” they delivered him food and stayed and flirted in the room afterwards, they stayed in the bathroom area , and thankfully the teacher came to check on the room to break up the whole thing, the kid made the excuse that they were his cousins, despite NOT EVEN KNOWING THEIR NAMES, he also nearly got caught vaping, later that night, he FaceTimed them for like 2 hours on speaker til 1 am even though we were on a strict sleep schedule, the whole thing was super uncomfortable to be around. I kind of just sat in a corner of the room for the majority of it.

    • @corruptpasta
      @corruptpasta 4 роки тому

      Sherbet T there’s 69 likes I can’t ruin that

    • @Demon_Idiot
      @Demon_Idiot 4 роки тому +1

      Iris frey it’s at 70 now

    • @corruptpasta
      @corruptpasta 4 роки тому

      Fellkitten NOOOOoooooOoO

    • @Demon_Idiot
      @Demon_Idiot 4 роки тому +1

      Iris frey some people just want to see the world burn

  • @bpyrotroph3670
    @bpyrotroph3670 4 роки тому +213

    THAT LAST STORY THOUGH-
    I'd be like:
    "Bruh Im an Atheist."

    • @calimorale9880
      @calimorale9880 4 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @fiction_kin
      @fiction_kin 4 роки тому +15

      Difference from me I'll be like
      Bruh. I'm Muslim and poor.

    • @aalien270
      @aalien270 4 роки тому +7

      Tbh, I understand why your an Atheist.

    • @bpyrotroph3670
      @bpyrotroph3670 4 роки тому +13

      @@aalien270 I didnt choose to be, religion has just never been a part of my life.

    • @ananyavallurupalli673
      @ananyavallurupalli673 4 роки тому +6

      Me: sir I am hindu-

  • @ryanslattery3582
    @ryanslattery3582 4 роки тому +3

    My principle in middle school had a weird obsession with slam poetry and we held mandatory competitions every couple of months, everyone had to compete! It was so mind-numbing to listen to 800 bad poems but so anxiety-inducing when it was your turn to present. Also, one of my literacy teachers called my essay terrible in front of the whole class and then gave me an A.

  • @silversickle6015
    @silversickle6015 4 роки тому +254

    "I wasnt aware that was something a person could do"
    Me: HAMILTON?

    • @rat3905
      @rat3905 4 роки тому +21

      IM PERPLEXED. ARE THEY GOING TO KEEP ON REPLACING WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE, IF SO, WHO'S NEEEEXXT?

    • @Creature7777
      @Creature7777 4 роки тому +7

      I'M PeRpLeXeD

    • @yumikio
      @yumikio 4 роки тому +4

      I was literally thinking the same thing!

    • @amythistowo8377
      @amythistowo8377 4 роки тому +7

      @@rat3905 THERE'S NOBODY ELSE IN THEIR COUNTY WHO LOOMS QUITE AS LAAAARGE!!

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 4 роки тому +1

      dude same

  • @shaden3392
    @shaden3392 4 роки тому +260

    Another middle school anecdote: a girl in my school tried to run away from classes, prob because she was upset by something, and because the school was protected by closed gate and fences, she tried to get away by climbing the gate. But she stuck her finger in the bars because she was wearing a ring. Teachers and supervisors were running to the gate, and she was so panicked of getting caught she started pulling and pulling on her finger, trying to get her ring off... and her finger tear apart. Legend says it was only the bone left on her poor finger, and her flesh was still stuck in the gate. (I don't think it's true she might have just really hurt and break apart her finger's skin) it happened just before break time, so when I got out and actually saw it, there was just plenty of bloody cloth on the ground, and one supervisor with a bloody plastic bag which, legend says, contained the flesh of her finger.
    I was in first year of middle school at the time, and let me tell you that as a child who loves climbing things, it absolutely traumatized me of rings.
    edit: i recently learn its called finger degloving... ew

    • @shaden3392
      @shaden3392 4 роки тому +6

      @Super Greyflash middle school

    • @spaghetti7855
      @spaghetti7855 3 роки тому +18

      I'm still in middle school, don't ha e any amazing stories, but recently, there was this girl who brought a lighter and set things on fire. My friends said she was trying to set the whole school on fire.

    • @shaden3392
      @shaden3392 3 роки тому +4

      @@spaghetti7855 i mean,,, relatable

    • @shadowfoot2486
      @shadowfoot2486 3 роки тому +8

      Omg, don't look at images of finger degloving. Please!! I beg you.

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 роки тому +2

      @@shadowfoot2486 ok imma do it

  • @mikewillner8626
    @mikewillner8626 2 роки тому +6

    In my high school, during my health/sex ed class, they brought in this weird guess speaker who told this story about how she was date raped and because of that it meant she was "tainted" and how she was able to "atone" for that or something. The point she was making was that getting raped was somehow her own fault and also made her a worse person. I went home and told my mom about this, and she looked these people up and apparently they were with the Unification Church aka 'The Moonies.' She gave the principal an earful about how it was really stupid that our school allowed them to show up and give this bizarre talk. The vice principal came into our class a few days later and said sorry lol.

  • @emeliajacobs8424
    @emeliajacobs8424 4 роки тому +85

    I remember in middle school the weird kids pulled a prank.(They did this all the time they’d ask the teachers permission and even got them to be apart of the pranks) This prank went like this...
    One of the kids was standing up and talking about his theory (I don’t remember what class this was) anyway in the middle of his speech a whole arm reached in the room to turn off the light, and we all look over and see the kids arm speed out of the room. We all look back at the kid, and like 3 secs later starts screaming about how a ghost is here. I think a kid even said he saw the hand turn on the light or whateves. The funniest part was the teacher just sitting there pretending the whole thing was real.

  • @cucumbersoda
    @cucumbersoda 4 роки тому +453

    LavenderTowne: I wasn’t aware that was a thing a person could do-
    Me: **happy Hamilton noises**

    • @kinsleysorensen3583
      @kinsleysorensen3583 4 роки тому +52

      I’m perplexed... are they going to keep on replacing whoever’s in charge, if so, who’s next?

    • @cucumbersoda
      @cucumbersoda 4 роки тому +42

      There’s nobody else in their country who looms quite as large!

    • @daggerdraws3551
      @daggerdraws3551 4 роки тому +23

      I was listening to it while drawing and rewinded to see if she flashed my bro King George the III and was so disappointed that she didn’t XD ALSO: jOhN aDaMs? I know him! That can’t be. He’s that.... little guy that spoke to me. What was it... ‘85 BAH THAT POOR MAN THEY’RE GOING TO EAT HIM ALIVE

    • @xdd560
      @xdd560 4 роки тому +3

      h a .

    • @nightorchid5031
      @nightorchid5031 4 роки тому +11

      >-< I just watched Hamilton for the first time todayy

  • @leolion3323
    @leolion3323 4 роки тому +45

    Sent by Ethan Becker.
    He told us to say something like “You’re not art, Ethan Becker is art!”. Which actually translates to “he thinks you made some good points in your recent video about bad art advice”.

    • @aidamou
      @aidamou 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t spread that douchebag around this nice community please.

    • @darkdragon1620
      @darkdragon1620 3 роки тому

      @@aidamou why? (I dont defend him bc i dont know who the heck is)

    • @aidamou
      @aidamou 3 роки тому +1

      @@darkdragon1620 he’s douche, but gets away with it cause it his ‘character’.

    • @adelaida5019
      @adelaida5019 3 роки тому

      @@aidamou He really isn't, but okay.

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 2 роки тому

      @@aidamou
      Someone’s mad because they’re failing incorrectly hmm? 🤡

  • @zym5435
    @zym5435 4 роки тому +329

    just this year:
    -my civics teacher asked us about traits for an ideal president and someone said “cis” and the whole class started shouting a bunch of transphobic remarks and when i tried to argue he said “now class we have to move on” and let the “cis” trait stay in the list.
    -they try to have as many attendance days as possible, doing things such as attendance points, having school in literal blizzards (we live in nh), having us go in on mlk day (said it was bc ppl were only seeing it as a holiday, and theyd have an assembly instead. however, the assembly was optional, and my spanish teacher didn’t let us go bc we had a test, and instead played us a tedtalk by the speaker _during the test_ , so i couldn’t focus on either.) and even though they were given a week to prepare remote learning they didn’t take it and instead jumped right in and everyone was so unprepared it was terrible. they also took away april vacation too bc of it :(
    -during remote learning we were told that we would have extra time to finish our assignments, and would have until the end of june to sign up (school ended mid-june). a week after a school ended they told us it was full up (how does something like that even fill up in the first place??) so now i have to take summer courses and all the makeup work i did was wasted time rip

    • @soda_fairy
      @soda_fairy 4 роки тому +16

      I mean he's not wronged about the cis part. When I was in elementary school I tried questioning WHY the president had to be a married man and the teacher said there's no rule for it.
      Society has rules besides laws unfortunately

    • @koo-core7274
      @koo-core7274 4 роки тому +6

      Jacklyn Brown you should feel bad because transphobia isnt funny?

    • @capriburch6553
      @capriburch6553 3 роки тому +15

      jesus christ your school sounds like absolute hell.

    • @giornogiovanna8486
      @giornogiovanna8486 3 роки тому +2

      @@soda_fairy wait there isn’t a law against trans people from running for office, is there?

    • @darkdragon1620
      @darkdragon1620 3 роки тому

      In mine the first days of distances learning, the teacher gave us like 5 works per week. Me (and i believe) and others in my class felt stressed, and also one of my family members die so i felt the double is stress and i remember i ate less and some of my hair started falling.
      Hopefully near the end the teachers started gave us less work to do so that help a bit
      (Sorry for the grammar english is not my first language and im not flexxing or something just telling my experiencie)

  • @MJ-zl3vo
    @MJ-zl3vo 4 роки тому +93

    Alternate Title: The American Education System is terrible

    • @spaghettibete4286
      @spaghettibete4286 4 роки тому

      Agreed.

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 роки тому +8

      Not terrible, it's like a big joke that has no punchline

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 роки тому +9

      Actually, that sounded dumb; It *is* terrible tbh
      But not as terrible as the Healthcare System 😬

  • @maxihumbyrd5128
    @maxihumbyrd5128 4 роки тому +36

    The only crazy thing that happen at my school was that my ex smashed his head through a door window at school during 7th Period.