Miss Trash 2015 - Saturday Night Live
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- Опубліковано 31 січ 2015
- Contestants from Delaware (Aidy Bryant), California (Cecily Strong), New York (Kate McKinnon) and Vermont (Vanessa Bayer) compete for the tile of Ms. Trash 2015.
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"She's never had a sip of water." Great line.
I don't get it.
uniqueusername_1024 I think it means she only ever drank soda/sugary beverages.
Sound like my dad he was in the Vietnam war he was a Combat engineer in the Army and said he had to drink that old hot contaminated water with those purification tablets dissolved in it and he said he couldn’t stand the taste of water after that. He did start drinking like flavored water later in his life but I seen him drink one glass of water in my life time and that was pretty much on his death bead. He was a tough old guy had 6 heart attacks and every time he was in ICU they would tell us to make arrangements cause he would t make it and 5 times he came out of it and was back home in a week or two. The 6th time he was under to long without oxygen cause he was alone and it had caused him to be brain dead so we had to unhook him from the respirator but he lasted 18 hours on his own and as they where about to plug his breathing tube to pretty much make him stop breathing he had finally gave up and passed on. His name was Belve Gene Smith 1st sergeant United State Army. RIP
I'm just randomly surfing through SNL videos, but wanted to say sorry for your loss, Tammy.
@@tammyforbes2101 That's good use of this platform. I'm glad, I got to know his story through you. Thank you
“Her nickname in Highschool was slime bitch.”
Still gets me two years later😂😂
"Last week she tried to join ISIS, but they said 'no thanks'" - classic!
Xerosvaldo Aldair lol
You know this actually happened to a woman?
@@yatesm13 what
@@yatesm13 really?😂😂
@@adwaitab.3622 haha yeah! It was on an episode of a podcast called "and that's why we drink" absolutely wild.
finally the pageant for me
What was your nickname in highschool?
Sweet sanity was I cheesy in Febuary!
betoen, Frogman. If that doesn't say trash, then I don't know what does.
😂😂 to this whole thread
Just Me g
"Too bad, now you're trash."
"This is exactly like MGI - all of my candidates are trashy" ~ Nawat.
They should’ve had a Miss Trash Alabama
Same tho
That's what I told my ex when she came crawling back
"just today my gynecologist told me i was accepted into uti, and i'm so excited my crotch is on fire!" DEFINITELY gonna be stealing that joke
This is very cringe
Cecily Strong should definitely win!
The best part is, that’s a real college
"It says 'believe' in Chinese"
"It says 'BUTT' in English"
Lolololol
Thank yuh
"Her nickname in highschool was slime bitch" XD..
Killed me
What
FINALLY, a pageant I actually have a chance at winning!!! **Gets denied because they don't allow professionals**
Is your name Miss? lol
Lindalee Law just let people be them please
Robert Mata Street pros are usually in the top 3, actually
😂😂😂😂
professional trash?
"Marriage is all about putting that peentis into puhty"
*Dead*
recentral48
recentral48 At least she ain't homophobic
Hahaha...I couldn't breathe...honest to God
buried next to ya ! lmao
"puhty" is exactly what we have a name for vagina in Nepali language!! Wow, Aidy speaks Nepali!! 😍🤣
“As always, the winner will be sent to the hospital and the runner ups will be sent to prison” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😩
"If you work hard, you can achieve anything. Just today, my gynaecologist told me, I was accepted to UTI ((Urinary Tract Infection)) .....and I'm so excited my crotch is on fire!" LOL
Omg has funniest line in the skit
choked on my tea at that bit.
Nasra Elmi
I said "my crotch is on fire" way to loud mimicking strong, my windows are open & my landlord is bringing in groceries. I'd been a perfect runmer up
I think everyone knows what UTI stands for 😂
@@xxIluvyouguysxx I didn't.
“I donated my hair and they used it to make 3 outdoor brooms” i wheezed
It's the most garbage donation 🤣
"Look in her eyes, there's nothing inside - it's miss trash 2015". I'm dead. xD
How come I haven't seen this before?
"It says believe in yourself in Chinese."
"It says butt in English."
"Thank you"
Yayyy I can finally be accepted into a pageant
Lol
Wow. How edgy 😐😑
Daddy Donald ikr
NORA same, I am the definition of band trash
*gets denied because they don't allow professionals*
J K Simmons with hair makes me really uncomfortable
That's okay, Summer's Eve will get rid of that in a jiffy.
I'm sorry I just Cannot See him as anything but Cave Johnson: CEO of Aperture Science, and State Farm Professor of Savings
Danny Caracciolo same here
Danny Caracciolo spider man?
Axel Vazquez What was he in that?
Sad thing is I live in Delaware and I know wayyyyyy too many people like Aidy's character.....
Same. Thing. Here.
AccordingtoHannah Delaware here too!!!
Wow, I’m sorry.
Me tooooo
God puts us where He wants us... And He laughs
p.s do they vote
Vanessa plays a role of a regular person stuck in a very weird scenario really well
Vanessa Bayer is one of the best straight women ever!! I love how she always plays serious and awkward to some of the other characters, it makes the sketch
tyshine33 One of the best... "straight women" ever? The hell?
Lucas Bell not straight as in sexual orientation, straight as in “straight man”- the foil to the slapstick characters in comedy
Totally agree. Way funnier when Vanessa plays it straight.
Lucas Bell lmao! U must either be very young or English isn’t your first language. Americans have so many colloquiums, jargon and slang. I’m glad it isn’t my second language, cause I suck at retaining that much information.
@@lucasbell4831 straight woman basically meaning the control group of the women.
Vanessa is perfect at playing women caught in crazy situations!
CAN THIS PLEASE BE A REAL SHOW?!
+Jenna Cole I think it will be at some point, considering what is going on in this sick country.
It basically already is - have you seen some of these reality shows?! Haha.
You can go watch Miss Universe or Miss World. They're real
It already is, it’s called America!
We already have Keeping Up With Kardashians!!!!
I like how Cecily’s trash dance is 70% the same as her spirit dance from the Expedition sketch.
As soon as it said live from Cheetos auditorium......
ok Kate's NY accent is on point... if she was going for a Long Island accent
she's from long Island...
Aimee McKinnon oh awesome! What town? That's where I was born and lived for 21 years (been in Cali for 6)
+ConcreteAngelx3 I actually don't know! I love the woman, but that's one thing I do not know. what I do know is she went to northshore high school if that helps? I'm from the UK so I don't know much never been to the USA haha
Aimee McKinnon oh cool.. well I'm guessing North Shore H.S is on the north shore lol.. I would have to look up the town. I lived on the South Shore
+ConcreteAngelx3 like I say I'm from the UK so I don't know the geography but I have done stand up and skits for years and this woman has always been my inspiration! x
OMG.... I fucking LOVE Cecily Strong, she's sooooo funny.... I can't lie Kate McKinnon is just as fucking funny....
I love Cecily's accent here
M. V.
Cecily only has like two and a half impressions. Kate is amazing.
M. V. Kate is way better honey....
Vanessa Broermann ok but dont look down on Cecily either, she is mad talented too
I thinks Aidy Bryant is the best
I feel like my entire life is the result of checking the wrong box.
Kate's accent is sooo perfect
I agree I love when she busts it out. Scar Jo has a good one too
"DUH PENTIS IN DA PUHTTY, final answer"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stunning and succinct
"I got this tattoo, it says believe in Chinese."
"It says butt in English."
"Thank you...."
"Never had a sip of water"
"What a beautiful story"
why am I so worried about Vermont getting sent to prison if she loses? :( my anxiety is out of control.
Dani B same
this comment speaks to my soul
Cecily fucking crushed this sketch omfg lmmaoo love her
that's why I got this tattoo. It says BELIEVE in Chinese. It says BUTT in English! LOOOL
Is it too late to nominate myself?
It's never too late.
the scary thing about., the guest actor. he sells everything so hard it's believable
MsTokies yesss!
“The visual equivalent of the F word” 😂😂
I wish they'd do a 2016 version.
Delaware trash was the dirtiest
I'm pretending this is part of Cathy Ann's origin story.
WAIT.. BUT WHO WON??
Obviously Ms.Delaware.
Not that i am being biased because i am from delaware, lmfao.
Brianna Nicolee where is delaware, lmfao? is that near idaho?
^^^^You're the dumbest person I've ever seen.
+maybe i do maybe i dont Yeah, that pisses me off. They never show that. I have the feeling it was the fourth one.
+whitedevil2 I can't believe no one got your joke. Good work.
“we have the before pictures but the network won’t allow us to show them because they’re the visual equivalent of the F word”
🤣
I feel like Cecily’s character in this was the inspiration for Cathy Anne
This should be a full series, 51 episodes, where they find the trashiest from each state and the finale when they all compete.
'Butter with eyes'???? What?
I have no idea😂
luckyDancer100 I've since learned that it means hideous to look at except for having beautiful eyes.
Reference to having a "butterface"
Butterface... as in “her body’s aight, but her face tho”. It means she ugly.
h6hfelie I thought it was butter with hives.
Aidys neck movements kill me 😂
Am I the only one that thinks Vanessa is insanely attractive
no
not at all
Yes, she is.
+TheGoldenDarsh she's dorky cute
+TheGoldenDarsh i feel like vanessa bayer is super hot in the pornstars no more skits
6 years and I'm still dying of laughter at every single line read
They're ALL so good but Aidy was just hilarious!
Oh my god that's the voice of CAVE JOHNSON.
LEMONSSSSSSSSS!
+DoctorWhoFanBadWolf I'm sorry boys, Miss trash is married. To science!
“I wanna be Miss Trash cuz when I was young, I was bullied a lot, and I’m takin’ all that anger an’ resentment and let it make me insane. And my behavior’s really bad!”
What a beautiful story.
I'm from Delaware and I too have never had a drink of water in my life.
AnarchyStockers We just have Redner's brand sodas.
Look in her eyes, there's nothing inside...that's the best theme song ever. 🤣
“Her friends describe her as butter with eyes.” Lol
I think someone should run a pageant like this! I'd watch for the trainwreck factor.
This sketch had me rolling!
+Olivia Richard I think someone out there is planning it. Maybe Springer and Steve Wilkos could produce it.
+Olivia Richard Have you ever heard of "Rock of Love" with Bret Michaels? It's been done
+Olivia Richard I forgot about "Flavor of Love" with Flava Flave. The absolute grossest collection of women ever
Omg I've never heard Cecily use that voice for any other character, I love it 😂
"I was excepted to UTI, I'm so excited my crotch is on FIREEE!"
Ms. New York's tongue is driving me insane!
She licked the guy's suit at the end
haha I didn't see that, no wonder that suit looked stiff
Well, you can dream
Can we just all acknowledge that this all went down at the Cheetos Auditorium!?!? 🤣😂🤣
“Her friends describe her as Butter With Eyes”
Lmfao
This sketch is a non stop riot
"It says 'butt' in English."
Aaaaaaaand I'm done.
Ms Trash Delaware:
Whatttt!?😂😂 I love Aidy Bryant 🥰♥️
If I don’t watch this once a month I’m pretty sure time will collapse.
Lmfaooo dawg.. "She never had a sip of water!" Lol I'm too done
Aidy always plays those type of caracters so well ❤️😂😂
"Um I guess if that's your thing coo coo coo, but for me marriage is all about putting dat pentis in da puty, final answer." LMFAO WHAT THE HELL I LOST IT😂💀💀
Aidy's hilarious in this one. It seems like she's having a lot of fun hamming it up with the character.
Look in her eyes, there's nothing inside, it's Miss Trash 2015!
Magic.
1:20 ... whoa vickey 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Yesssss!!!.......that’s totally woah vickey!!....wtf did I miss man!!!....
This should be a real show, there's plenty of contestants where I live!
+Barron VonHopper Have they been on Springer yet?
Barron VonHopper none live with you?
I'm convinced J.K. Simmons made a pact with the devil. He gets to have hair one day a year, but in exchange, he has to do a sketch with SNL.
Kate always looks really hot, plus she is awesome :)
I actually see why they thought female Ghostbusters was a good idea, the females have been dominating SNL for a while. Since Hader and Armisen left it's a female show, in that the Dana Carvey factor is mostly women. And I love Vanessa Bayer, even if she's not Eddie Murphy.
+gibberconfirm It won't work. That will be the turkey of 2016.
@sha11235 too bad it did, bitch.
Sochilinda I agree. I have a huge crush on her. And she likes older women....so I lie to myself and pretend that one day I may have a chance. LoL 😂
@@gibberconfirm166 too bad it didn't work
i freaking love kate mckinnon
Finally. A contest for me.
When he said the visual equivilant of the f word I had to pause the video from laughing so hard I was crying
Can we talk about the beginning😂 “live from the Cheetos auditorium, 20 minutes outside Vegas”
1:16 hits different now
Hahaha "yeah you my mommy now" That had me cracking up! who ever won though?
Her nickname in high school was Slime Bitch 🤣🤣🤣
0:22 “DeDonk Fontaine!”
The quote-ability level of this skit: *HIGH*
So who won?!? Aaaaaarghhhhh!
Cecily did so good with that part! Cracked me up.
Miss California accent is like mid west
Well cecily strong is from the Midwest so you might be hearing that
Veronica Reed I was going to say, her accent is off
Veronica Reed It's too bad, she should have done a valley girl accent
Like Midwest. Lol
California would win any Miss Trash pageant in a landslide. Can’t wait for the big one to hit!
3:18 had me Rollin 😂
I need more of this 😂
This will forever be my fave snl skit
“The winner will be sent to hospital and the runners up will be sent to prison.. wooooooo yea ahh..”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
J.K. Simmons is the definition of class in the SNL Lineup!
that tattoo joke always kills me.
Ok but can this pleaseee be a real show I need this in my life..
Honestly still one of my fav sketches.
'As usual, the winner would be sent to a hospital and the losers to prison.'
i nominate Dan Howell for miss trash 2016
He'd win
THE PHANDOM
+Ivy tran shh don't draw attention to us
Hello Phandom
yesss!!!😂
This is such a specific kind of humor and it's incredible
Butter with eyes I'm sobbing
"to bad now u trash" lmmfao man
I'm from Delaware and believe me, its good she's never had a sip of water...the water here is nasty AF lmfao
"the woman who is best at being the worst" I am happy finally I feel seen and validated
I wanted to quote a line and add "XD" but every line in this sketch is gold ^_^