How to Husbro: Giving Andrés a Facial

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • Welcome to my new zero budget series where you can learn how to be such a good Husbro that you can land yourself a billion-dollar-sugar-daddy, celebrity tryst, or even a beautiful Colombian soldier/prince.

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  • @tedlanz5038
    @tedlanz5038 5 років тому +23

    When my husbro gives me a facial, I always insist on the gooey kind. It is in my opinion the best kind of facial. You can twirl it with your fingers and feel the slickness and wetness of it all. You can even put it in your mouth. Sometimes I even let some of my closest friends taste it. But best of all you can go to the supermarket without anyone noticing that you have it on your face! People will just notice a certain glow about you.

  • @Sheffield2u
    @Sheffield2u 5 років тому +12

    Full of good old fashioned charm, comic timing, great deadpan delivery and seriously cute husbro's.😁😉

  • @eibolmd
    @eibolmd 5 років тому +27

    This is so cute. There is so much love

  • @baamnight6878
    @baamnight6878 5 років тому +159

    Not exactly the facial I was looking for, but ok

    • @b4804514
      @b4804514 5 років тому +2

      Oh I get it. Also not the muscle group massage but ok

    • @verYCreepyDoll
      @verYCreepyDoll 5 років тому +4

      let me know if they ever decide to upload a facial to pornhub 😂

  • @AlPics-s3e
    @AlPics-s3e Рік тому

    Andres' reaction is priceless .... he played the reluctant participant role perfectly. 🤣

  • @ethan-mylifestartsnowgo5598
    @ethan-mylifestartsnowgo5598 5 років тому +22

    "No one likes getting facial stuff in their hair" or eyes I might add. Hate facial stuff in my eyes. STING
    Love the husbro with the butt chin 😉

  • @andresmauricioalvarezortiz7187
    @andresmauricioalvarezortiz7187 5 років тому +7

    They look so cute together!!!

  • @sumanthreddy4514
    @sumanthreddy4514 5 років тому +50

    "Someone told me that this is what Beyonce uses on her butt" 😂😂

  • @davetello3764
    @davetello3764 5 років тому +2

    Those are two of the best faces, too. Perfect for giving facials to.

  • @fredricweber2047
    @fredricweber2047 5 років тому

    Max and Andres are great looking and funny as hell! The comedic timing is genius.

  • @MrStuckinthe70s
    @MrStuckinthe70s 2 роки тому

    How lucky you are, Andrés! 🌈✨

  • @michaelc2605
    @michaelc2605 5 років тому +46

    You are blowing on the wrong head.

  • @AllenEnriquezAlberto
    @AllenEnriquezAlberto 5 років тому +1

    Gosh me and my boyfriend do this so often when we’re together. It’s good to have a hasbro that has the same goals, aspirations, concepts, respect, intraindependent, successful, mindfulness, in the moment, wised mind, turning the mind around, has explored living as a gay man(living it up in other words sex, interpersonal skills, objective, cognitive, communication skills especially if people are millennials or higher gens.

  • @lukestanley6431
    @lukestanley6431 5 років тому +11

    Do you like it?
    yeah
    Do you feel good?
    yeah
    Do you like it harder?
    yeah
    omg😂❤️

  • @angel-sh9bq
    @angel-sh9bq 5 років тому +8

    LOL, you guys made me laugh a lot. Your Husband is very handsome.
    Un papasito colombiano :3

  • @JL-re1rx
    @JL-re1rx 3 роки тому

    Thanks the fun Max and Andres!!

  • @tonymarsh8671
    @tonymarsh8671 2 роки тому

    You guys seem like fun cool guys to hang with.

  • @MrStuckinthe70s
    @MrStuckinthe70s 2 роки тому

    Oh, Max, you make me sigh... ❤️🌷

  • @rollespil1000
    @rollespil1000 5 років тому

    I liked it :) It was both soothing and heartwarming

  • @rqrjq4iari4
    @rqrjq4iari4 2 роки тому

    I need this kind of relationship 😭😂

  • @DavidBeagin
    @DavidBeagin 5 років тому

    Andres doesn't need a facial, but an entertaining video anyway! Thanks Andres for posing!

  • @evamalave293
    @evamalave293 5 років тому

    Que bueno vèrlos, otra vez. Los quieros mucho. 👬💞😙🎅🤶🎄🤗

  • @stanstantalent.5605
    @stanstantalent.5605 5 років тому +4

    I'm surprised nobody mentioned that reference in the beginning.

  • @ABbeachbum
    @ABbeachbum 5 років тому

    You too are so fun for each other, Like you have been together for years.

    • @TrainsFerriesFeet
      @TrainsFerriesFeet 3 роки тому

      I think they have been together for years. They're so adorable together.

  • @theronizerthesecond1858
    @theronizerthesecond1858 5 років тому

    i love that word husbro, i used it back in 2007

  • @thomasv6545
    @thomasv6545 5 років тому

    awesome , saw both now you guys keep cracking me up

  • @sophonchhay1056
    @sophonchhay1056 4 роки тому

    So lovely and beautiful boys ❤️❤️🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭

  • @aznandyroo
    @aznandyroo 5 років тому

    Never thought I would see the day Max gives Andrés a facial!
    And aww I was in Huntington Beach all after the rain too! I didn't surf though 😜

  • @sarkozibalazs3154
    @sarkozibalazs3154 5 років тому +2

    wish you a Merry Christmas🌈😀🛍🎁😜

  • @sjaelfre
    @sjaelfre 5 років тому

    V. cuute. More (longer) of this, pls

  • @johnmoon3848
    @johnmoon3848 5 років тому +1

    Happy Holiday's, husbro's!! 🎄

  • @1maxinu
    @1maxinu 5 років тому

    Doing the Lord's work!

  • @benigndagasuhan683
    @benigndagasuhan683 5 років тому +1

    I wish the video is longer.. I badly missed your vlog😂

  • @LoganDC100
    @LoganDC100 5 років тому +17

    I'm trying to figure out which one of you is luckier. LOL! But I'm very happy for both of you. (But one request? Stop shaving your chest.)

  • @johnnycash1196
    @johnnycash1196 5 років тому +1

    Max you are getting hotter year after year. Can't wait till you transform into a stunning Daddy!!

  • @robolsen3506
    @robolsen3506 5 років тому

    Love your videos!

  • @tester8888
    @tester8888 5 років тому

    LOL, that was great, thanks so much for the laugh

  • @codyraystrimple5659
    @codyraystrimple5659 5 років тому +1

    This was tough to watch bc I’m an esthetician. But at the same time, I couldn’t possibly be more jealous of him rn. Lol

  • @dmc8092
    @dmc8092 5 років тому +48

    I was worried you were going to wear the shirt the whole time.

  • @ELmelfes
    @ELmelfes 5 років тому

    i wonder if the quotation is legally authorized by shangela

  • @rjkka7260
    @rjkka7260 5 років тому

    nice

  • @belizeguy
    @belizeguy 5 років тому

    Oh you guys ! Very cute . Thanks

  • @L-mo
    @L-mo 5 років тому

    Fantastic

  • @yuvanesh2156
    @yuvanesh2156 5 років тому

    Thanks for the upload Max buddy but I don't actually do facial I feel it's feminine.

  • @fredricweber2047
    @fredricweber2047 5 років тому

    You had me at "facial"...

  • @JackChurchill712
    @JackChurchill712 5 років тому +1

    Andres, is this a "Misery" moment? I'll get a Seal Team in there right away from an extraction!

  • @tjmartin1001
    @tjmartin1001 5 років тому

    So many life lessons, so little time 😋

  • @TheEthan9904
    @TheEthan9904 5 років тому

    I think we need the part 2 LMAO HAHAHHA

  • @janoska2011
    @janoska2011 5 років тому

    Max very cute nice or how Max and Andrés like nice love hi

  • @were-all-human9427
    @were-all-human9427 5 років тому

    simply hilarious ..... made me smile.. and the sphincter muscle joke was quite fun too .... next time just make an excuse to give your man a full body massage, both in boxer briefs of course - its just thirst !

  • @LemonBoy308
    @LemonBoy308 5 років тому

    Not totally accurate but it's funny... I like that

  • @carfanfan
    @carfanfan 5 років тому +14

    Help me LoL 😂

    • @carfanfan
      @carfanfan 5 років тому

      @@alexandersanders6684 Hey Alex, I see we travel in the same circles 😂😘

  • @orelee5319
    @orelee5319 5 років тому

    Thanks god (no matter who) he's shirtless...
    #lovezerobudgetstuffs

  • @hoanghristoff3923
    @hoanghristoff3923 4 роки тому

    ❤️

  • @JoseAlvarez3083b
    @JoseAlvarez3083b 5 років тому

    So like Shangela shout out.

  • @KillerPiplup
    @KillerPiplup 5 років тому +1

    Read the title expecting something else but forgot this is UA-cam

  • @abelpirelas9689
    @abelpirelas9689 5 років тому

    Sending love 💋💋 besitos para todos your thank for subscribing! 🤣🤑🤗😛😍😘💋❤ okya

  • @radhikaabane1462
    @radhikaabane1462 5 років тому +1

    Why is that guy's t- shirt on??

  • @stanstantalent.5605
    @stanstantalent.5605 5 років тому +1

    Ok, that description tho lmao.

  • @rubioponce
    @rubioponce 5 років тому

    You too funny 😂

  • @algerianfoodies2389
    @algerianfoodies2389 5 років тому

    Looooove ❤

  • @timsullivan4687
    @timsullivan4687 5 років тому +1

    I only sat thru this till the end because I kept nodding off

  • @cityguyusa
    @cityguyusa 5 років тому

    No wiping "it" off?

  • @davidmcclellan9959
    @davidmcclellan9959 5 років тому

    hi max i miss you love David

  • @tylerli6335
    @tylerli6335 5 років тому

    where is shangeeeeee?

  • @backwoodsguy2028
    @backwoodsguy2028 5 років тому +1

    My god you guys are so hot love you guys love your videos keep up the good work buddy

  • @ThatGuyyZeus
    @ThatGuyyZeus 5 років тому

    SOOO SILLY

  • @jgcaba3173
    @jgcaba3173 5 років тому

    can i substitute a puppy with a cat?

    • @theMaxisms
      @theMaxisms  5 років тому +2

      of course. any tame mammal will do the trick

    • @jgcaba3173
      @jgcaba3173 5 років тому

      @@theMaxisms thank you for this, if we can't make turmeric beyoncé face mask is store bought fine?????/

    • @theMaxisms
      @theMaxisms  5 років тому +3

      @@jgcaba3173 that one's from kiehls. It takes 32 beyonces to make ONE bottle!

  • @ferdynand2402
    @ferdynand2402 5 років тому

    I thought it's a different kind of facial

  • @davidcl31
    @davidcl31 5 років тому +5

    Poor Andres always you are the victims

  • @tenor714
    @tenor714 5 років тому +2

    Facials work better with a freshly clean shaven face.

  • @craiglaforest
    @craiglaforest 2 роки тому

    LOL

  • @Alexan801
    @Alexan801 5 років тому

    I LOVE buttchins!!

  • @dalmatianluvr
    @dalmatianluvr 5 років тому +2

    NO NO NEVER go in the ocean after rain in LA! It's like swimming in the sewer! Dirt, oil, pathogens, pesticides, crap, etc. All the way down the Santa Ana River. Bleh! Gag! Wretch!

  • @zhijiexu1842
    @zhijiexu1842 5 років тому

    Oh this facial tho, ok.

  • @iniyers6679
    @iniyers6679 5 років тому +4

    You are a sweet a couple. Do you ever fight?

  • @steveplanesnlego9055
    @steveplanesnlego9055 5 років тому

    🇦🇺🐨🇦🇺🐨🇦🇺🐨 KEWT

  • @Super_Mario128
    @Super_Mario128 5 років тому +2

    Of course it's not that type of facial😉😜

  • @rintu4569
    @rintu4569 5 років тому

    I had a sugar daddy offer of $600 weekly on Twitter but i refused to take that. But i can be your sugar baby only for $1 weekly 😁.

  • @chenghuapang7504
    @chenghuapang7504 5 років тому

    husbank

  • @mistrjt9213
    @mistrjt9213 5 років тому

    Don't get it in his eye!

  • @邱克尼
    @邱克尼 5 років тому

    I want to see a real one. I mean ..that real🤭🤭🤭

  • @milescumminski8077
    @milescumminski8077 5 років тому

    Max, do you have any updates on Hooked. I thought the trailer you uploaded was great. Do you have any idea when the film will be released? I am sorry for all the questions, but I was just curious. PS Are you becoming a Beautuber?

    • @theMaxisms
      @theMaxisms  5 років тому

      the film is available on itunes, but i wont have a big update until Jan :)

  • @dadleon
    @dadleon 5 років тому +3

    3:38 Juepucha I'm calling the policía! 😂

  • @dz51fuckyou
    @dz51fuckyou 5 років тому

    i want a husbro with a buttchin too. does yours has a brother :D

  • @backwoodsguy2028
    @backwoodsguy2028 5 років тому

    My god you guys are so hot love you guys love your videos keep up the good work buddy