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THINGS ASIAN PARENTS DO #5 | Fung Bros
• THINGS ASIAN PARENTS D...
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A: Average
B: Bad
C: Can't eat dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
:)
A=get out A+=1 grain of rice A++=2grains
E: Everlasting caning.
+Gordon Tai (gtkc7773) same here. I got e for my math 2 years ago, and I thot I would die, didn't even count how many times my dad caned me >
+Incorrect Yay You're a disgrace to Asians. Asians don't get an E for math -_-. (jkjk)
reposted :/
Asian Grading Scale
A-Acceptable
B-Beating
C-Crisis
D-Death
F-Funeral
PancakeLover 101 It true
No. F isn't funeral because the Asian parents won't pay a damn cent for your funeral.
Soooo true
What about A+
DUDE THATS SO TRUE HAHAH
this Asian mom is a good actor
+Noxygen same.
Ciana Gim lol so true🤪😎🤩
Ralf Pacia Same
Ciana Gim ya
She’s a real actor
No one:
Asian moms: "Yo homies did you holla at your books yet?"
xD
Roy Martin Tandberg lol
XD
You got rickrolled
XD
that remote wrapped in plastic is so relatable.
prashant chhetri ikr
prashant chhetri ikr but only my cousins parents and my parents’s parents do it but my family doesn’t do it ;-;
Yep my dad does that
i read this when that part came on
There were some times when I was younger and I would go to parties and I was confused as to why the tv remote was covered in plastic.
I completely lost it at "YO HOMIES! DID YA HOLLA AT YO BOOKS YET?"
I did when she threw it back ITS TIME TO STUDY SUMMER WORK! 👏 👏 👏
1:58
3:25 She said "couch tomatoes" instead of "coach potatoes". 😂
And I was eating a cherry tomato right when she said that. She is so funny.
Andrea Lui I thought she was suppose to say that lol
Andrea Lui ya
Andrea Lui 3:24
Andrea Lui tomatoes
American mom: B+? Wow honey! You did so good!!
Asian mom: A?!? You were supposed to get A+ not A!!
True 😂
Fax
Scottish education system is good because we don’t have plus or minus. So much easier and also UK parents can be happy with a C
emmzzystar your so lucky! I wish where I live had the same.
Gacha Remi :(
Dad: Why you on the computer all night?
Son: Cuz I wasn't tired.
Dad: YOU NOT TIRED!? THEN STUDY
Son: Dad there's nothing left to study-
Dad: THERES ALWAYS SOMETHING TO STUDY!!!! WHATS THE NAME OF THAT TREE!? IF YOU STUDY THEN YOU'D KNOW
copied from mychonny
+Luciano Martinez its more like the last one is in books >_< if u read books ull know and theres always stuff in books >_
ur parents(mom) are good for chinese parents
this vid here is 99.999999999% correct so far
that what my parents do. I Vietnamese 😢
+NEW_WORLD_BRANDON not me
Asian parents won't let you sleepover
I can totally relate to that
L P my mom is nice but she only let me sleep over till 8
I never ask to go to a sleepover
Yeah I asked my parents to go to a sleepover, she said that “the police will come”
My mom lets me sleepover with only close friends that she know . But my moms sisters totally don't agree with that . Asian people are all relatable
That's my grandma tho my mother never let me have a sleepover after I started high-school
"I READ IT IN THE PAPERS!" Huh, sounds like my mom too ._.
xrosetea productions my grandmother was like "I READ IT ON WHATSAPP"
xrosetea productions ARMY
" I read it on facebook "
*Me:* Mom can I go to my friend’s house?
*Mom:* NO HER BROTHER WILL MOLEST YOU! IT IS TOO RISKY I NEED TO KNOW THEM FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS BEFORE YOU CAN GO
Stella Qi SO TRUEEE
*so sad but true*
Relatable :,(
Sad i knew my freind for like 8 months and i got to go to his party
Omg I thought it was just me
Asian grades
A=average
B=be better
C=cant have dinner
D=dont come home
F= find a new family
Omg that's so my family
+FireBird That's not my mom and dad and I'm Asian.
I didn't mean it like that, I meant it as like Asian stereotypes I'm Asian too and my parents don't treat me like that
FireBird Ohh...
C LOL CAN'T HAVE DINNER LMAO
My fridge
Regular peoples fridge: come on no left overs.
At my Asian house: *opens fridge* it's a full buffet.
Lmao. I would love a fridge like that tbh😂
Omg I can relate
Lololol
Yeah I sometimes pick random things from my fridge and make a whole new dish from it
Ishraq Ahmed a full buffet of left overs
3:24 STOP BEING COUCH TOMATO 😂😂
She meant to say couch potatoes
Vivian Cheung couch -tomato- *_potato_*
lmfao😂😂😂😂
Couch tornado
Lol
me: *comes home*
me: i got a A- on my math test!
dad: cool.
mom: next time better be an A!
*wut*
Sammme
Same here I got 90 for my avg, then my mom said "it should be 98 next time ok?"
Note:98 is the avg of our valedictorian aka the highest avg in my class also Im Asian ima shame to my ancestors.
A_F_S_G mom:i picked a boy you marry if you don’t get good grades.
😭😭
@@midnightkpop8076 im guy bro i aint gay.
Very relatable
4:18 "Making Sure You're dead!?!?"😂
Freak alot of things! 😂 omg 😂
Took a dark turn...
@Kreekcraft's- Fortnite r/woooosh
Btw it’s dad
Ood
Love your mum... Sweet lady to do these videos with you guys... Regards and love to her... Wish I have a fun and funny mum like her...
Not their real mom.
it is their mom
It's not. They said it in their facts about me video.
Aawww... Oh well, she's still an awesome sweet lady...
=)
that's not there mother but she still seems cool
2 arms 2 legs....
😂
😂
Even though some people don't have 2 arms or 2 legs.
OVOXO and a degree from Harvard
“what does she look like?”
“two arms! two legs!”
Omg, my mom has actually said the thing about sleepovers.
Same..
SAAAAMMMMMEEEEE!!!
My mom or dad will allow play dates but not sleepovers because my dad thinks ether my friend or me will go to jail because of illegal things...DAD WE WON'T BE DOING THAT STUFF YOU CRAZY (my parents arn't asian)
My asian mom has said the same thing to my younger sister.
Mom: do your homework
Mom: do your homework
Mom: do your homework
Me: I WANNA WATCH MY KDRAMAS AND ANIME
same
+Bri the Line Judge what if ur dad isn't asian
+Margitt Rasmussen but he is
I'm like never(my homework) but still get A
3:25 COUCH TOMATO
Lmao
lol
SsW
MAGGIE LAI Lmao
Couch *Tomato* 😂😂😂
“How about any doctor school?”
Me: “Mom I’m still in middle school”
Me: Can you guys teach me how to cook?
Parents: NO, to dangerous for a fourteen year old girl!!
After a few days.
Me: Can you guys make food?
Parents: You should know how to cook at your age already!! You are going to be fifteen and you are still asking for food?
Wtf??
I'm 14 too 😌
Me:mom can you teach me how to cook?
Mom:sure
After watching and learning a day later
Tries to make food next morning
Mom:I'm not letting you burn my house down
Me:(T^T)(T^T)(T^T)(T^T)
This bewilders me since my parents let me use the stove at 3. Granted I'm not Asian, but the amount of comments I've seen from those who are...And here's my parents allowing a 3 year old, granted supervised, to cook scrambled eggs on the stove. I was making risotto and homemade chicken noodle soup when I was about 9 or 10, and I already knew how to bake.
I think my parents stopped supervising me cooking at about 7 - 9 years old. Can't quite remember...
JUNGKOOK
I relate
Lol couch tomatos 3:24
The Asian mom is so cute!!!😺😺
....
what the fuck
Wait wut
I’m Asian but my mums is ugly
Celeste Morales yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
0:41 how about “ pharmasky” school? 😂💀
Farmaskly sckooll
farmaskey school
Exactly! I'm Asian and my parents always says these things. -.- Gets really on my nerves
Ikr?
Yep
my parents say these things too
just not in english
Same here
Mom : did you Get into ANY school
Me : .....I’m in grade 6 .......
pob677 so middle school
Same
why are you on youtube at 6
Honorably I had yt when I was in 5th grade so what
In Australia and England its year 6
yo homies did you holler at your books yet?
“Stop being couch tomato “ 🍅😂😂😂😂
Mya Torres 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Why should the potatoes get all the glory?
The mother stole the show. She's adorable.
when they compare between family members:
That's so true!!!! My mom always says "Honey, Your Cousin skipped two grades and quit smoking,why can't you do that?"
lol next time they do this im saying "Mom,thats wat u do!!!
OMG my mom asks me why I have an A- in math and i'm two grade levels above mine in math. She also like keeps reminding me 'oh you should study more for math'
Lol “yo homies did you holla at your books yet?!” 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Me: can I sleepover at my friends house.
Mom: what? No sleepover what if there's earthquake and book shelf fall on u?
Me: what bookshelf their bookshelf is bolted on the wall.
Mom: what if nail fall of hits u on head and u get surgery. What if surgery not successful? Then u will not see me again.
Me: that won't happen
Mom: what if hurricane come huh. Then mom won't be there to save u. U have good bed here y go there to sleep
Me: they have Xbox
Mom: we do too *takes out box with "x" on it* see? Xbox
Jessica Liu my parents never let me go to a sleepover (I’m Asian)
Jessica Liu hahaha so true brah
Me: I have straight A's! HAHA I told you I'll get it!
Asian Parents: YOU SHOULD DO BETTER, STUDY NOW!!
Me: I dont even have a test. The next one is 2 months from now.
Asian Parents: LAZY! STUDY NOW! YOUR SO DISRESPECTFUL
Me: I didnt sa-
Asiain Parents:DISRESPECTFUL!
I get so mad when this happens. I wonder if anyone else is in the same boat...
same, like when it's the first day and they're like
"STUDY YOUR EXAMS ARE NEAR"
"but mom its 3 months away, we don't have any lessons yet"
"THEN ADVANCE STUDY"
"but I don't know which lesson will be taught"
"YOUR TEACHERS USE THE BOOKS AND THE LESSONS ARE ARRANGED ALREADY"
"they're not, they jump from one page of the book to the other side of the book"
"THEN PREDICT WHAT THEY WILL TEACH!"
"I can't"
"PREDICT!"
"I can't"
"THEN JUST MEMORISE THE WHOLE BOOK"
"That's impossible"
"BY TOMORROW IF YOU DIDN'T MEMORISE ALL OF THE LESSONS ON ALL SUBJECTS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE GADGETS, LEAVE THE HOUSE, AND YOU CAN FIND A NEW FAMILY"
"but-"
"AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK?!"
"that's how communication works"
"DON'T TALK BACK"
"....."
"WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING? SPEAK!"
"okay"
"SEE YOU ANSWERED AGAIN, YOU DISRESPECTFUL CHILD!"
"but you told me I should speak"
"STOP ANSWERING"
"....."
"ANSWER ME!"
+Königreich Preußen I'm sorry, but I found this funny....and sad at the same time.
Olabisi Kuku You should know how hard it is not to laugh and snap at them whenever that happens 😂
+Königreich Preußen
Omg. I know right??? XDDDD
every episode is my life
Yep true
ELiz The swag I agree
ELiz The swag sooo true
Mine too
ELiz The swag same
“Yo homies did u holla at yo books yet?” Lmao
"Yo! Homies! Did you holler at your books yet? Huh?!" hahahhahahahahahhaha
definitley the best part!!cracked me up hard.
their mom is such a good actor!!
How did they get their mum to say these things?
Eloise Martin it's not their real mom, I think they said in another video it's an actress :P still funny though
kelly123987 Yeah I was going to say my mum would never do that :D haha
My parent always says that her friend's children are better then us and it gets me heated up because we're her children and she should love us more. My father wants me to get all 100 on our report card. My parents are also scare to let us go to places alone because they are scared if something happens. Like if you can relate with your Asian parent.
Mom: Hey sweetie if you go in 5th grade and you passed 4th grade I will be giving you a phone
Me: yay, thanks mom!
5th grade
Me: Hey mom I passed 4th grade and im in 5th grade when are you going to buy me a phone?
Mom: OKAY LOOK, I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, YOU'LL GET IT IN 6TH GRADE!
Me: 0-0
6th grade
Me: mom when is my phone coming?
Mom: OMG I SAID HIGHSCHOOL NOT 6TH GRADE, STOP LYING!!
Me: 😑 seriously..
Be happy that's even possible.
I was in 4th grade back in 2000, and had my first cell phone in 2002 only because I was originally going to be going to school MILES across our city. Most people I knew didn't get one until high school, and even then it was the old Nokia brick phones.
Unless you're the same age as me and you would have gotten one of those. But at least you could run them over with a car and still use them.
My Asian mom wants me to be a doctor but my Asian dad wants me to be an engineer
I asked my mom if I could sleep over at a friend’s house and she shouted NO and said what if she was secretly in the mafia or she tried to kill u while u slept? This is why I have no social life 😂😅
Why does this sound exactly like my mom
omg!! the tv show thing is so true, I remember when i used to watch csi, if my mum sees it, she always asks "is this guy dead? Is he the bad guy?" I'm always like "mum, just watch the show" lol
Mom: GUESS WHAT!? THERE’S THIS GIRL PERFECT FOR YOU!,
Me: what does she look like?
Mom: 4:42 lol great way to describe someone😂😂
Couch tomato???!?!?!
Lmao
Yolo
It's so sadly accurate, my parents also get confused between the two.
omg lol
Yihao Zhou yet da hell why you mom so crazy
back in middle school, my friend had a slumber party and my dad wouldn’t let me stay over. he told me i could go, but i had to call him when the kids went to sleep. so he can come pick me up. i took his offer.
did the stay up the whole night?
I'm not even allowed to visit anyone. lol
I always have to beg my dad!! Sometimes it doesn't work
Hate going over someones house. My dad (americano japanese dude) actually wanted me to go to sleepovers while my mom was a little eh- i was still allowed to go but i don't like sleeping somewhere else soo yeah.
omg i feel the same! i had my first sleepover at 8 yrs. old!
"Stop being COUCH TOMATOES 🍅!!!""
I love these series,
I’m watching all of
Them in one day :D.
The tools of discipline....man I think Asian moms and Black moms think alike!!
+Diabolique Lewis I watched my friend's mom (she was from Vietnam) chase her little brother around the front yard with a newspaper yelling "Get in the house!!!" I was hilarious.
That is funny XD
geez whats up with your mom dude? thats child abuse
*****
+Diabolique Lewis also mexican moms are like that XD
naokyuuketsuki064 Lol XD
"You boys, stop being couch tomatoes!" I died 😂😂😂
"I'll do my homework later"
RIP
1:24
when grades are calculated in pourcentages:
70% = we should just disown you right now
80% = wth there was something wrong with the paper wasn't there
90% = what a joke you can do better
95% = lol no not satisfied yet
100% = higher
(Pourcentages)
When I get an B plus my mom says“why a b, do u want to live on the street”.
Btw my mom’s from China,but she came to Canada when she was 12
Suki Wang #relatable
Very Relatable
Same but they came before I was born
Holy crap my mom is like the same and she came from Hong Kong and also came to Canada when she was 12.
My mum says “if you get b you get Beating”
0:56 So damn true. I ask if I can sleep over at my friend's place and she thinks I might be murdered or something.
OMG IKR
I feel you!!
SAME HERE
My mom is the same way. She has to know literally everything about that person
Fung Bros "Mom": Your 5th auntie from your fathers side is coming. ^^
Fung Bros "Mom": Remember what to call him
Benson Dinh 😭😭
2:06 : "tomorrow we will play Mahjong"
I'm so proud of myself for understanding
*The struggles of being Asian*
CONGRATS!👏😂
It’s a card game lol
I’m Chinese
About bad photographers, compare to perfection, sleep overs, "A" is for average, favorite question, know your tradition, the lazy threat, loves variety shows: That's my mom!
About the "great college = great person": That's my uncle! OwO
Asians
V.S.
Others
Asians: Mom I got an A+!
Asian Mom: Good I guess...
Others: MY I GOT AN A+!
Others Mom: Awesome if you get another one you get 100 dollars!
Asians: Mom I got a B!
Asians Mom: Study HARDY!
Others: Mom I got a B!
Others Mom: Awesome where do you wanna eat?
Asians: Uggghh mom I got a C
Asians Mom: WTF YOU'RE GONNA NEED A TUTOR GET ANOTHER C YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR BUTT BEAT!
Others: Uggghh mom I got a C
Others Mom: That's okay you tried
I wish I was like the other in the text due to the fact that everything in this video is all true
By others you mean white parents right? Lol
They treat a- like f's.
So true I'm Chinese and asain it's so true pretty much every thing in this video is true and your comment is so true
Kawaii Marshmallow Gaming So true I know this because my parents are Asian
The mom seriously steals the show. She is the mastermind of all these videos.
02:46
Asian mom: don't be so lazy (hits head with newspaper )
Asian boy: ohhhhh!
My daughter has not lived at home in 16 yrs , she is getting her masters degree. I still ask her did get your home work done ? Cici Lau you are great as mom. God bless !
My favorite one 😂😂😂😂😂 2:53 when she smacked them that’s my mum
"What if someone molest u guys?"
That killed me, who laughed at that part, too.
Leave a like if u laughed.
Sadly, that's actually true with my parents
I got two Bs this quarter because I was doing badly on my homework. -actuallyIforgotmyhomeworkonceeverythreedays-
My mom flipped out, insisted on monitoring my computer time, and made me check at least five times per day to see whether I got all my homework.
-_-
The only differences: they speak more Chinese(obviously), they don't teach me about tradition at all really, and my parents love dramas.
^
|
TRUTH.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It's so true
That is nothing compared to me...
^^
most of this could also extend to Hispanic parents. Especially the sleepover and picture-taking things are my parents EXACTLY. >.
yes i was gonna say the same thing! i wasn't allowed to sleep over cuz my mom would say " i don't know them, they can molest you and i'm not there to help you! "
Cynthia Segura lol yep. The worse part is that they are still like that... I'm 22 now...
A lot of Mexican parents are like this...
Endy s the molested one happened to my brothers friend
I feel better knowing I wasn't the only one who couldn't go to sleep overs cause someone would molest me.
Do you guys get the moment when your parents come home from work and ask why didn't you guys cooks anything for them but when you try to cook for them they will say don't cook the house might catch on fire!
Army❤️
BTS Paumer. True
Finally
BTS Paumer Yes, it happens literally all the time. “Why didn’t you guys clean?!”
Yep!!
2:35 for Hispanics, it's not really studying, it's more cleaning every single day and having no rest lol
My mom dont want me to play violent games😂
My Asian parents watch TV with the sound off no matter when!
lol.... this is so weird
mine the other way round... really LOUD !! .....
Well,if they don't understand the language quite well, they are satisfied with watching pictures only - without sound
My mom does not want me to go school alone 😭😭
same...
Same
Same here
ME TOO! I want to live in a dorm but my parents are like "betch, NAW. We'll move with you to wherever you're going to college"
Me: brings home McDonald’s
My parents: you want some rice with it?
"YOU BOYS STOP BEING COUCH *TOMATOES* "
couch tomatoes 😂😂
couch tomato. 😂😂
True
Lol
Omg.. Their mom is so Cool!😂😂 She said Homies!😆😆
+Sliver Wolf cici lau is their "mom" but she isn't she's an actor
What asian parents thinks about your grade guide:
A- Ay
B-Bad
C- can't watch tv after 8:30
D- Don't use any electronics for a week
F- GET OUT OF MY FREAKING HOUSE
I'm not Asian but I swear my white mom is Asian she does just about everything in the past videos like honestly I think if she got her DNA done it be like 50% Asian
5:04 They are talking about Breaking Bad. I can tell cause she mentioned drugs and cancer so...
Vinh Hàn Oh yeah you're right
If you look at the picture frame, you can see the camera.
Yo his mom got some real swag
😂😂😂 feather dusters and chopsticks? I got shoes and brooms.
(What I thought she said)
Making sure you're *dead* and your brother is happy.
(What she actually said)
Making sure your *dad* and your brother is happy.
My filipino grandmother's favorite weapon was her left Sandal. Get caught swearing, that thing will get thrown like she's Batman, get yahoo in the ear. Don't try to dodge it, that thing will boomerang and get the back of your head!
Filipino problems
Serious fillipino problems...my grandma does that too
that's why in manila kids like school
my asian teacher throws markers at us when we're loud
The mom is adorable xD
"yo homies, did you holla at yo books yet?"
1. Asian
2. can't eat dinner
3. she think I am lazy
4. don't want to go play with your friends or have a sleepover
5. go to a new family when you grow up
YOUR MOM IS SO TINY AND SO POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahaha. Two thumbs up to that!
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the lady who plays the mom :D soo good acting
The summer thing is especially relatable.
THE WHOLE "NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEPOVER SOMEONE'S HOUSE" IS EXACTLY THE SAME SCENARIO WITH ME
Totaly love your mom!!! :D She is amazing! :D
God... every single time I watch these videos. It's basically my mom on camera at a 100% accuracy.
"Did you holla at your books yet!" 😆😆😆
Asian moms never smiles in photos.
I know! And if you ask them to smile, they just nod, say "OK" and continue not smiling.
My mom too , whenever we take a family photo ,her face looks like someone just died
My mum never smiles with the pictures I take with her. Any of my other perfect cousins. BIGGEST.SMILE.EVER!!!
Jade Huang
Haha! I'm so sorry for you bro!
Your mum is so adorable! :)
HEY YOU! DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK YET?
Me: Later.
~5 hours later~
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR HOME WORK YET?
Me: Later.
3:18 but people from military on tiktok be making tiktoks lol
you forgot the bit where they have strange superstitions about people:
gap tooth = lucky
thick eye brows = skillful
long nails = effeminate
Also you can't go out with your friends to town, why? "because I said so, it too dangerous!"
omg that last bit is so true! Their reply is always "because i said so"
The last thing you said is just like my mom o.o