That whole part was tough. He said i got computer science i'm a come back with with the tech. Going to class for the technology but going to fight with the tech 9 that lil bit was smart af.
I’m from Baltimore and the accent killed me 😂😂😂 oh and at 2:06 I officially lost my right to breath I watch those Detroit survival videos I was crying laughing 😂
“Hi everyone I am Detroit survivalist I will teach u how to survive and asteroid heading to earth. Now what u wanna do is wait about 5 seconds and turn around and swiftly pull-“
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What's up with yeww and that?
lebron tho
“I got band ima come back with the drum and the stick” that was hard 🔥😂
That whole part was tough.
He said i got computer science i'm a come back with with the tech.
Going to class for the technology but going to fight with the tech 9 that lil bit was smart af.
imma use that no cap
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how they even think of these???
That shit had me crying 😭
"I got computer science, but imma come back with that tech." BARS😂🔥
“But I got band ima come back with that drum and that stick”🔥🔥🔥
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😂👌🏽
“You tryna catch a self defense charge. You fucked up for that.”😂😂
They're funny as hell for pulling that one up, we've all thought of that "legally scenario" in our minds 🤣
Had the thang tucked and situation prepped right ready to blow 😂
@Christian Rafiki Perez Kong Too scared to get touched, rather catch a body. The bullets posed to be 9mm not your dick ijs
@Christian Rafiki Perez Kong you talk too much
@Christian Rafiki Perez Kong man you spoke right. Our duties are to our loved ones. Fuck a stranger trying to harm me
As a Jamaican, I've never felt so personally attacked in my life😂😂
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@@BLOCKSTARTF tryna get a view?☠️ Lame ahh
Same here
Same. It’s too accurate 🤣
Ong😭
“I am clearly walking away, anything now i’m forced to do.” that shit worrisome😂
Fr only ppl with multiple assault charges say that shit lmao
I'd do the same fucking thing🤷♂️ I'm a law abiding ass kicker😂
@@joshgreen194 EXACTLY HAHAHA
So me thooo hahah
Never thought I’d see a Louisiana middle school fight represented so well.
I think u got mad at a joke...
@@quantifiedtay2543 tay what bruh? who’s mad😂
@@quantifiedtay2543 he said "respresented *so well* " meaning he agreed with the joke lol..
The way he said YEAH while walking away 😂
LOL this exactly 🤣. I felt like I was in elementary school again. The accuracy was intense
“Come in my property so we can fight” that some shit someone from Texas or Florida would say 😂😂😂
He does live in Florida so it makes sense he would say that
Or Arizona, the south in general, and a couple other states
Ngl I stay in Austin n hada take a dude into the bathroom so me n my hbs could woop his ass
Yup in them Florida it would be the dumbest decision to ever make to try and fw somebody on they property especially with them white folks lol
Or Georgia and Alabama. Any real east coast souther state lol
The Lil Durk and Detroit one had me dying LMAO 💀💀💀
For real😂😂
Bro makin detroit look so bad weon even believe that shi
@@DueceDidIttt nigga said ion give a fuck to if Detroit and Baltimore have the highest murder rates in the world let’s make them look goofy😭
@@sgnavenue2392 fr 😭
Detroit - oh gawwwwdddd just keep calm
“Yerr feuuneral will be teuuuusday” the Baltimore one was funny asf
“Come on my property so we can fight” I’m the smart one for sure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Imma catch you off your property"
The New York one had me alive 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
that shit was corny
@@yeaa7152 how can he be corny but he not on the field? 🤔
Weave weave
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"Just come on my property first" 😂
*flashes gun*
@@totall3371 took me out 🤣 “you gotta gun? 👀”
"The smart one" scene was perfection😂
0:56 I dropped my blunt 🤣🤣 scooby dooby doo
The self defense charge killed me the most. Ngl I'm sure alot of us would pull that shit🤣
No lie. Lol. That was me all over. Lmao. Especially that "ok, ok"and walk off with a smile at the end. Plan "B" in motion lol.
100% lol
Yea but you can’t shoot a bitch if he ant got no weapon on him and you better hope your shit legal
@@LS4LRecords That's why he said step on my property 😂🤣
@@LS4LRecords I thought the stand your ground law works even if the person doesn’t have a weapon
This dude funny ass hell the Baltimore one had me dying 🤣 😂🤭🤦🏾♀️
👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾😅😅😅😅👍🏾😁😁😁😁😅😅😅😅
God dam
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@Amritoofunny23 pew pew holon I gotta big pew pew scoobydoobydoobydoo
That B-More accent sicken frfr 🤦🏾♂️🤣 Glad the rest of MD don't sound like that...even tho B-Mores ain't considered "MD" tho 🤷🏾♂️🤣
anytime y’all drop , y’all never miss 10/10 😭 .
i swear i be clicking on they vids so fast
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Ong bro
The Baltimore one had me crying😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
the baltimore one had me coughing up blood damn near couldnt stop laughin
Jamaican one was accurate 😂😂 heard in the 80s and 90s Jamaicans use to air shit out 🔫 at the slightest argument
Lol real Jamaicans use cutlass or machetes (according to americans)
@@yvnghvnch0326 they do tho
used to?
@@yvnghvnch0326 my dad actually had a machete
Yeah we Jamaican are dangerous
Jamaica took me out 🤣🤣 that kick really came out of nowhere
I’m sayin bro dat shit had me rollin
That fake accent made me cringe
Louisiana one had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣
That one and B Moore
He playin with my state
@@Iso_bryant that's how the girls fight🤣
@@Iso_bryant He did us down bad 😂😂😂
@@fxstdribbler6427 that's how they be bro I be like man swing
Didn't know "Baltimore" and "Jamaica" are states 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They meant Maryland and Kingston 🤠🤠🤠🤣🤣🤣🤣🥵🥵🥵😅😅🥶
We don’t claim Maryland
@@officialbennya7616 Nah lol, Baltimore is it's own thing. You have to be from MD to understand.
Fr they shoulda just named it city’s instead of states
We claim ourselves shorty😂
Sneak shotter!! "My boyfriend's not gay! He's straight!"
Had me like.....huh?
😂😂😂
Great way to get a sneak in though.
As someone from Lil Durk that one is 100 percent true😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
💀💀
I'm dead
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“The smart one” I felt that.
😂😂
When he said "come on my property" and flashed the gun i felt that a 1000%😂😂😂
@@goldhound4389 FACTORY. That’s the only way to move these days. Fuck a murder charge 🤣🤣.
so i can fight back with brutal violence really hit me
That's me 😂
“Dummy get off my avenewwww”😭😭😭
We stay saying dummy bro the Baltimore one was so accurate 😂😂
@@zaramichelle4613 🤣🤣
He said “scooby dooby dooby doo”💀
“You give me the heebee jeebeez” I’m dead 😂😂😂
I was waiting for someone to talk about this
When he said “listen here you moron,you give me the heebee jeebeez” the one in a yellow shirt repeated it silently while walking weirdly
"The One that can't record" Literally every UA-cam fight between two popular UA-camrs. 🤣🤣
And the finger blocking the camera at the end too... That's a certified hood classic
@@caljs onG😂😂😂😂😂
Because it’s fake kids
Shit was too accurate shit had me in tears
"avenew" always has me dead💀
😩😭😭😭
Hol on fix ya attituduu
“On Tewwwssday”
@@EA.TacticalOfficialPage no cuz you weren’t showin me no graditu
As a New Yorker That’s Accurate AF 🤣🤣👍🏾Henny n Ciroc stays on deck‼️♥️👍🏾🍎 Deadass‼️🤣
Lmao deadass b
😂
nobody talks like this.
@@spiritualdivine4367 no.
@@ajcarterrr994 why pressed, people can do what they want
4:21 beyond accurate.
The smack talk for louisana accurate the fighting different unless u in middle school
The smart one definitely had me dying
yo word, he wanted to kill him 🤣
😂😂😂lmfao rught
@Justin Arzola 😂
as a jamaican i can say the jamaican one was accurate🤣
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True but the machete is more accurate
as someone whos been friends with a jamaican all my life, very accurate.
A machete or a rachet would've been more accurate g😂 look like a eeh Spain-mobay side them a portray doh
Same
Avenue, attitude, gratitude…. Dobeedoobeedoo 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
As a Jamaican person i felt attacked 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂☠️💀 bruh the hell is this accurate
"The one who can't record". Facts!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a person from Baltimore I can say, besides the language that is exactly how they fight.
Why do they sound british though
@@Ben-hs2ki 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Ben-hs2ki its hard to explain
@@Ben-hs2ki they drag there words with a w
Yea lmfao
"My boyfriend aint gay he straight" HAD ME DYING 😂
0:32, got me dead
I'm from NY and I approve this lol it's so accurate
The quiet kid as a whole state 😂😂
The way he said “oh god” in the Louisiana was just perfect. I rewatched that so many times 💀
It was Detroit
🤣🤣🤣 or on my momma .
Y’all all funny
Lmfaooo the smart one legit.... step on my property and it's gonna be the last step you take 😂😂😂
Hit me first so I can retaliate in violence...in brutal violence 🤣🤣🤣
I’m from Baltimore and the accent killed me 😂😂😂 oh and at 2:06 I officially lost my right to breath I watch those Detroit survival videos I was crying laughing 😂
u guys really talk like that?
@@DD-ur4qh uhhh hell nah but I have like a hoodish southern accent though 😂
@@jacobsmith1105 that’s def a detroit accent lol; Underground Railroad why Chicago and detroit sound like that
Yes we do dug
@@DD-ur4qh lmao no but maybe a little bit.
4:07 the way he said ok was so acurate bro 💀💀
the lil durk one got me 💀
fr
“hit me first so i can retaliate in violence in brutal violence” 😭
“Oh God”sounded so therapeutic 😂😂
“Well I got band, I’ll come back with the dumb and stick” 🥁
'I got computer science ima come back with that tech' i could not stop laughing
On point as usual , best consistency in the UA-cam game 🔥
That last one caught me off guard 🤣😭🤦🏻♀️
I’m from Detroit, this shit is funny as hell🤣 love the skit..but Nah…we don’t do that 😭
These boys are not missing! The lil durk and Detroit one had me dead as laughing out loud lmao
I just could imagine the neighbors reaction when they heard "YOU SAID MY BUTTHOLE PURPLE...BITCH ITS REDD"🤣💀
I wanna see your neighbors reaction to y’all filming 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 we do not talk like that in Baltimore 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂
Man that lousiana shit was accurate as hell 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Nahh the durk one got me dead💀he said”India”😂😂😂😂
As a Jamaican I have to say that was like doo true
A true dat mon dats deh trut
Jamaica got me rolling 😂🤦🏾♂️
The Baltimore one had me weak
It's always that boot hands down Louisiana you heard me it's the I'LL BAT THE F***OUTCHA for me 🤣
The Jamaica fight got me dying
That one boul who can't record is so damn accurate 😭
I'm "The Smart One" 😂😂💀
The Detroit one had me dead 🤣
When He Said I'm Not Doing No Forth And Back 🤣🤣
"1:11"
SHAKEDACITYYDEN
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao bro on the New York one, you shoulda added niggas saying I eat those when they get hit 😂😂😂
0:22 the way He turn and say LeBron tho 🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠💀💀💀
Do be trippin tho
@@Ysumbruh0 and joe biden
The New York one was so accurate
Yooo this was funny af! That Louisiana shit killed me bro!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
New Yorkers really have their weave and getting sturdy chat MAXXED OUT 💯
😂😂 we been slap boxing from yute and we def get sturdy to EVERYTHING
New York fighting hits different
3:31 this has to be the best one
I was like hold up he sounds like NBA Youngboy… Had to Google and found out he’s from Louisiana 🤣🤣
“You know what dude I got computer science… I’ll be back with the tec”
“Well I got band, imma come back with that drum, AND stick.”😂
3:15 both those lines were legendary
The Detroit part was so accurate 😂🤣
😭😭nah but fr in detroit weon even do ts we jus fight fast n disrespectfully😂😂
“Hi everyone I am Detroit survivalist I will teach u how to survive and asteroid heading to earth. Now what u wanna do is wait about 5 seconds and turn around and swiftly pull-“
@@DueceDidIttt big facts
Jamaica is a country y'all funny though keep them coming 😂😂
He's called confusing guy for a reason
They call him the confusing guy
Im from Louisiana, You didn't have to do us like that 😂😂
This whole video funny he said hold up whoopty 😂😂Baltimore funny to lol
I'm in NY that shit too accurate you forgot to say DEADASS Viral BING BONG
Or niggas saying I eat those when ever they get hit
@@AsokaNagato He also forgot to say “Suck my dick” 700xs
Please stfu with that Bing bong shit it’s mad corny nobody jacks that in NYC
@@johnnys3499 THANKKKK YOUUUU!!!!!!!! bing bong NOT new york
I could see you not from NY
3:58 everyone in Texas. Texans fr can’t fight it’s sad 😭
“the quiet kid” 😭 .
I was waiting for that "Puuusiiiaahhhhniikaaa" 😂 or that "LAMEAHHHNIKKA"😭 for Louisiana
“Hit me first so i can retaliate in brutal violence” 🤣
Louisiana was doing the hood version of wing Chun. Dare I call it...."Hood chun?"
Thank you. I'll be here all week.
The self defense one was hilarious 🤣 😂 😆 💀
1:43 got me tweaking cus im jamaican and that shit was so accurate 💀💀💀💀💀
The one that cant record! 😂😂 i felt that!
B more wit the tuuu was tuuu accurate 🤣🤣🤣
They killed this one DAMNNNN 🤣🖐🏽🔥🔥🔥