The Average Hazama Main Experience

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • #blazblue #hazama #montage
    Clean, Stylish, Lethal, Offscreen Houtenjin Jumpscare.
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    Songs Used (In order of appearance) :
    Rude Buster - Deltarune OST
    Faint Courage - Deltarune OST
    Leave the Past Behind - Scott Pilgrim vs The World The Game OST
    You're Nice - Spongebob Squarepants Production Music
    Bãtutã Din Moldova - Rabbids Go Home OST

КОМЕНТАРІ • 77

  • @linkinglink7595
    @linkinglink7595 Рік тому +73

    I like how when you whiff the raw astral in the end, both of you walk like "we agree that never happened" then a few quick slaps to end the awkward moment.

  • @KnightParagon
    @KnightParagon 2 роки тому +158

    lmao the announcer at the end saying "I win" instead of "Hazama win"

  • @legushka2118
    @legushka2118 2 роки тому +109

    This ending is killing me, lmao

  • @bigrubberfist2945
    @bigrubberfist2945 2 роки тому +91

    it's crazy how ever other BlazBlue game makes me realize how much I truly got scammed when I bought BB Tag back in the day

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 2 роки тому +20

      I understand the sentiment, but I still think BBTAG is a great game. Though it's probably not for everyone

    • @RickRodGaming
      @RickRodGaming Рік тому +13

      BBTAG is a very fun game, but it is not a traditional fighting game IMO. Auto-run, shortcut for air dashes, reversals for EVERYONE, are just some of the reasons BBTAG should NOT be the game you want to use to get better at fighting games. It creates very bad habits. Not to mention, mashing your way out is indeed an option, since combos are not that execution heavy(well, for most chars at least). BBCF is a better option, since you are forced to have good fundamentals if you want to be good at it. Well, unless you play Mai, she is a BBTAG character in CF lol

    • @alexanderminas28
      @alexanderminas28 Рік тому +2

      Honestly for me, I didn't dig the auto ground ukemi mechanic as i like to think tactically (and sometimes get up normally), but everything else was alright.

    • @BackOff_xd
      @BackOff_xd 4 місяці тому

      ​@@RickRodGamingwe also dont talk about Cross Combos, Unblockables, and the other Miscellaneous hell.

  • @metro0612
    @metro0612 2 роки тому +23

    2:13 got caught with your arms up gurl lmao

  • @fluttermon2468
    @fluttermon2468 Рік тому +12

    1:46
    The cut off “Ohhh” is killing me.

    • @notarealspy4090
      @notarealspy4090 4 місяці тому

      The Es player had the perfect opportunity to AH there and didn't take it...

  • @eduardoribeirodasilva4243
    @eduardoribeirodasilva4243 2 роки тому +91

    Hazama is the embodiment of disrespect and i love it

  • @elios7623
    @elios7623 2 роки тому +63

    loved every second of it

  • @8-bitsarda747
    @8-bitsarda747 2 роки тому +36

    2:04
    what the hell did I just witness, and why was it so beautiful?

    • @rooknook5379
      @rooknook5379 Рік тому +18

      Bro went hooked up to heaven, saw the scenery, thought it was quite beautiful and pleasant, so as such a "nice guy", he helped Platinum see it too.
      Only Hazama mains man.

  • @HabitualThinker
    @HabitualThinker 2 роки тому +22

    I respect you, as a devout snake follower myself.

  • @normalpair
    @normalpair Місяць тому +1

    2:41 oh my god! This random Rabbids go home song was so nice to hear in the video! Also, the Deltarune music was also siper nice to hear!

  • @dontgankmebruv7273
    @dontgankmebruv7273 2 роки тому +23

    2:16 actually just bullying him at that point

  • @SevenSinshu
    @SevenSinshu 2 роки тому +9

    the undertale part at the beginning is God tier

  • @_Aro_
    @_Aro_ 2 роки тому +12

    Falling Fang is a blessed move

  • @conyxaverdon3487
    @conyxaverdon3487 2 роки тому +13

    This was quite an experience to watch, and I enjoyed every last second of it.

  • @jonathannjembe7788
    @jonathannjembe7788 2 роки тому +19

    truly a marvelous video
    only hazama mains can understand this
    played since calamity trigger and he was my instant fave since continuum shift (hōtenjin was unmatched at the time 😢)
    sadly the nerf was too great in centralfiction making him really chanllenging to play with against really competent players
    i switched to Susano'o (🦍 🐍) but once in a while its great to see content like this

  • @whatwho2320
    @whatwho2320 2 роки тому +34

    Was that combo from PekoPeko on the end optimal or was that just for style points?

    • @croutoncriminal
      @croutoncriminal  2 роки тому +13

      I’m pretty sure it wasn’t optimal but it was very sick

    • @whatwho2320
      @whatwho2320 2 роки тому +9

      @@croutoncriminal Definitely not a lvl 1 Hazama lmao

  • @MixedBerryTea
    @MixedBerryTea Рік тому +4

    Hearing the Anamanaguchi in a Hazama video was enough whiplash to snap my neck.
    Great video.

  • @alexanderminas28
    @alexanderminas28 Рік тому +5

    3:22 got me laughing so hard! Wish I can play this again..

  • @salmonisamazing
    @salmonisamazing 2 роки тому +6

    Very beautiful video, could not stop giggling

  • @Garanex
    @Garanex 2 роки тому +14

    man that Azrael got whooped 💀

  • @themphantom9138
    @themphantom9138 2 роки тому +11

    You Play Hazama: " *Suddenly everyone is Stupid but You* "

  • @NoSe-nq7nt
    @NoSe-nq7nt Рік тому +2

    I cant stop laughin through the WHOLE vid breh im diyin

  • @valen-rb1uq
    @valen-rb1uq 2 роки тому +8

    We need a new BB game right about now

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 2 роки тому +4

      Why. Central Fiction exists for a reason. And the series already concluded its story.

    • @cat55198
      @cat55198 2 роки тому

      @@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292not really, they can(tried) make a cotinuation on what happens after cf

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 2 роки тому +5

      @@cat55198 yes, but you're cutting at least 3 major characters from the roster, with potentially up to 6. Ragna, Hakumen, and Terumi are dead, with Terumi taking Susanoo off the roster with his death (thankfully). Hazama got yeeted into the Boundary (though you can pull people out of that), and if memory serves, Jin fused with the Susanoo Unit to stop Terumi from retaking it after getting yanked out by Ragna. Though Hakumen was originally Jin inside the Susanoo Unit from an alternate timeline anyway, so he's fairly easy to explain bringing back. But Ragna and Terumi would feel way too cheap to bring back, regardless of what reason is given (outside of them maybe being playable, but just not showing up in the story).
      And I'm not saying that they can't make new stories in that world, or make new villains, I would love to see more of this world and these characters. I just want it to feel like the events of Central Fiction mattered. When Ragna gives his life to destroy the most evil person in the world, who has tormented him his entire life, that needs to stick, on both ends.
      Also, if they make a new game without a playable Terumi, I might just watch/read the story online. Terumi is way too fun to play, even if he's bottom tier. I've mained him since I started learning CF, and I don't think I can bring myself to pick a new BB game if he's not in it

    • @deathbringer9893
      @deathbringer9893 Рік тому

      @@8-bitsarda747 if raggy or hazama aint in im just not gonna buy the game

    • @valen-rb1uq
      @valen-rb1uq Рік тому +1

      @@8-bitsarda747 bro ragna isnt even death and hazzy still alive

  • @budinhapalmieri
    @budinhapalmieri 2 роки тому +3

    What a nice fisherman

  • @ThrowAway-gu2lw
    @ThrowAway-gu2lw 5 місяців тому +1

    The platinum kill and the ending were hilarious

  • @8-bitsarda747
    @8-bitsarda747 2 роки тому +8

    I loved the color pallete you used. Never seen it before though, I'm assuming mods?

    • @croutoncriminal
      @croutoncriminal  2 роки тому +5

      Yup, I used the improvement mod. It makes the process a lot easier.

  • @vogtlvan
    @vogtlvan 2 роки тому +10

    quality content

  • @Sailor639
    @Sailor639 4 місяці тому +2

    I wanted to main Hazama, because of his character, but his stumbling move and drive... So I took Terumi instead.
    Edit: The ending shows us perfectly, how sam mainers share the same braincell.

  • @Whale_stream
    @Whale_stream 2 роки тому +2

    high quality

  • @davidlevi8981
    @davidlevi8981 2 роки тому +6

    NICE VID

  • @dakkadakka3889
    @dakkadakka3889 Рік тому +1

    Hazama mains are a lot like catching a fish. One must be patient and calculated but the second they whiff…. Oh man my Neanderthal brain loves to bop.

  • @juliocesaralvesfernandes8158
    @juliocesaralvesfernandes8158 Рік тому +1

    he is literally me

  • @davidbolt9370
    @davidbolt9370 2 роки тому +5

    perfect vid

  • @YinYangAngel
    @YinYangAngel Рік тому +1

    That ending! 😆

  • @saxtonnova
    @saxtonnova 2 роки тому +2

    houtenjin

  • @SixT6_Official
    @SixT6_Official Рік тому +1

    What a goofy ass character.
    I love maining him

  • @Joeondeeznuts
    @Joeondeeznuts 2 роки тому +2

    Nice

  • @vanessalaplaige8806
    @vanessalaplaige8806 10 місяців тому

    The guy that tried to astral finish didn’t think this through

  • @freshboy3968
    @freshboy3968 Рік тому

    If only the last round would've ended on a 6B instead of three 5As, this would've been *A PERFECT VOD*

  • @sprucius
    @sprucius Рік тому +1

    1:46 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

  • @__grimmkind__
    @__grimmkind__ 17 днів тому

    Im new at blazblue but i think i wanna main him, is it wrong doing that as a new player just because he looks stylish af?

  • @Nathissouf
    @Nathissouf Рік тому +1

    You should play more Michael Jackson

  • @zeromogami4826
    @zeromogami4826 Рік тому

    1:47
    O-

  • @smh6926
    @smh6926 Рік тому

    what's that meme I keep hearing everywhere else that you played at 1:50

  • @eno4333
    @eno4333 2 роки тому +2

    We hazama mains have monke brains