to be honest, these were a lot funnier when the people submitting these were completely unironic with trying to hide the fact that they were doing legit speedruns.
14:54 Thanks for asking! The correctly spelt word is zeptosecond, which is one sextillionth of one second. This is the approximate time taken for light to travel the distance equal to the diameter of a nickel atom, or the time displayed on the sign at the end of the speedrun. (Nickels)
Thanks for including my speedrun at 12:50! It means a lot to me! The sign at the end was meant to say “Timer: One Zeptosecond”, or roughly one-trillionth of a nanosecond
15:48: Cutting a tree with a pickaxe is so cursed lol! 16:07: *The Pausemaster.* 17:21: He didn’t actually kill the llama. It was the other llama. What mostly happened is that when the speedrunner hit the wandering trader, one of the llamas tried spitting onto him, but ended up accidentally spitting on the other llama causing it to retaliate. It could also have possibly been that the 2 llamas tried spitting on the speedrunner but ended up spitting at each other, leading them both to fight. You can see both of them fighting at 17:18 and 17:20.
@@OlgaVolga-zi7kq don't lie to yourself they are not real they are all made by this guy don't believe me well tell me do you think people are stupid enough to really think that someone will buy all these trash ? Nope and also if you search them on any platform they are nowhere to be seen and that is because they are not real they are just made from this guy to profit from people that are so stupid that believe him like you
Now I'm actually starting to think some of them purposely made them fake just to make people point it out or laugh because a player that has more than 2 days of experience should know more than enough.
Maybe most of them are, I mean, If you're trying to fake something like a Speedrun, you'd have to try hard because if you do it like these, it won't get approved (if that's how uploading a Speedrun works)... But still, these are obvious and most likely made to purposefully look fake
21:10 If he was truly as concerned about the world record as he claims to be, he wouldn't have been dumb enough to put that room he's climbing out of so far underground and require a ladder that tall
Tbh there should be a speedrun category called dumbest speed-up attempt and it would just be filled with actual speedruns that are modded edited, but in a clever way
how does he not know leather boots keep you from sinking into powdered snow- also at 24:08 i’ve seen that seed bro what- down to the biome and that cave too (which is a lush cave
Let’s be honest here guys at least some of these fake speed runners are hoping that a bigger UA-camr will react to one of their “speed runs” and then subscribers of said big UA-camr will want to check it out themselves
24:10 I am very disappointed by the fact that u didn't say anything about him spawning in a completely different location of when he started, after entering the end portal
I don't think a single person cares if it's scripted or not as long as it is funny. Most of them are obviously satire made with the sole purpose of entertainment,
If I did a Minecrap speedrun, I would cheat in a weird way with very bad luck, spawning far from the Nether Fortress, and far from the stronghold. It would be le funneh
i remember an older youtuber who did this and he would make his videos about 2-3 minutes long. and now i see you doing this and the video is 30+ mins long so i love you and subbing😂
@@RandomBloonStuff Saying the video is "no effort" is disregarding the entire process of narrating, editing and researching for the video. This isn't just a simple, raw compilation of videos like your comment makes it seem.
@@t_gabiuel6058 You don't understand me, he just put like 3 speedrun debunking videos he made before together. Sure, he puts effort into creating the videos but this is just a lazy reupload of few videos he already made to get views.
Yooo Ayundaru I found the funniest channel to include in your speedrun reviews they are called GamingWithCriknFish and they posted goofy speedruns I think you’ll find them funny
You didn’t talk about how there was an egg on the first one at the start, which is impossible if that was the start, but there is obviously more clear fakeness
Very perceptive, um… really got him good. Good job catching these guys, I don’t know how you figured them out, but keep up the good works. Licked annd subscribbed!!!
15:00 I looked it u- I MEAN I TOTALLY USED MY BRAIN and remembered one zeptosecond is a trillionth of 1 billionth of a second, or 1 quintillionth (I think) or a second…essentially meaning he beat the game before the first one millionth of the frame even begun.
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15:00,im pretty sure that "tiemur" is the name of the player and won is the end sceen you get when you beat the game,and the "hflkdjuhodurgh" you see at the end of all this, is them probabley being exited er something , idk
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@@MsMosoka you go onto the website and buy it
15:00 the sign says "timer: one zeptosecond. A zeptosecond is a trillionth of a billionth of a second. I am not exaggerating, that is what it is
no, it is a trillionth of a billionth of an esekond
Oh I speak Latin and I thought it was 3 languages b/c tiemur means “we fear” in Latin.. that makes more sense 😂
@@Abizcool12it’s even funnier, cause there’s also a slavic name “Tiemur” - «Тимур», so I thought it’s a name of the boy🤣
Is there not a word for that, like eighteenthion
@@everesthines2228huh?
1:54 "the speed runner finds a ruined nether portal [without the ruined part]*"
*should have added this 😂
I’m taking notes. Missed opportunity for me to be funny
to be honest, these were a lot funnier when the people submitting these were completely unironic with trying to hide the fact that they were doing legit speedruns.
yeah, they commited by submitting it too
14:54 Thanks for asking! The correctly spelt word is zeptosecond, which is one sextillionth of one second. This is the approximate time taken for light to travel the distance equal to the diameter of a nickel atom, or the time displayed on the sign at the end of the speedrun. (Nickels)
2:06
i feel stupid I ATILL HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU JUST SAID :>
@Bear-Plays They're saying that this person did something in Minecraft in nearly a plancktime.
🤓
zeptoesekond*
Dang it, you beat me to it
Thanks for including my speedrun at 12:50! It means a lot to me! The sign at the end was meant to say “Timer: One Zeptosecond”, or roughly one-trillionth of a nanosecond
banger speedrun my dude
you won the world record of speedrunning history
@@beratlolz Yup! Totally fair and square!
You are very creative
@@marceloasensiofilho3833 Thank you very much
The fact that these fake speedruns aren't even as fast as the fastest legit speedrun, which is 53 seconds
Well it was set speed 1.12
On a set seed tho
That’s set seed
Set seed and that's THEORETICAL
Did people watch the real video because why are they saying it was set speed
15:48: Cutting a tree with a pickaxe is so cursed lol!
16:07: *The Pausemaster.*
17:21: He didn’t actually kill the llama. It was the other llama. What mostly happened is that when the speedrunner hit the wandering trader, one of the llamas tried spitting onto him, but ended up accidentally spitting on the other llama causing it to retaliate. It could also have possibly been that the 2 llamas tried spitting on the speedrunner but ended up spitting at each other, leading them both to fight. You can see both of them fighting at 17:18 and 17:20.
14:52 is supposed to say "Timer One Zeptosecond" a zeptosecond is one trillionth of a billionth of a second
Hope that helps
did you know there is a unit of time smaller than that its called a yoctosecond its one septillionth of a second
I think it would be cool to add like a "fake counter" that counts how many things in the speedrun are impossible
good idea🙏
If only these were actual fake speederuns
@@joohndamianakosthey are
@@OlgaVolga-zi7kq don't lie to yourself they are not real they are all made by this guy don't believe me well tell me do you think people are stupid enough to really think that someone will buy all these trash ? Nope and also if you search them on any platform they are nowhere to be seen and that is because they are not real they are just made from this guy to profit from people that are so stupid that believe him like you
@@joohndamianakos they are lmao
8:16 Toaster oven ahh mic 💀💀
Yeh
Now I'm actually starting to think some of them purposely made them fake just to make people point it out or laugh because a player that has more than 2 days of experience should know more than enough.
Maybe most of them are, I mean, If you're trying to fake something like a Speedrun, you'd have to try hard because if you do it like these, it won't get approved (if that's how uploading a Speedrun works)... But still, these are obvious and most likely made to purposefully look fake
2:15 Ah yes, Sharpness 100
Then he says “you think I’m stupid?” 😭😭 yeah, now I do
You definitely are stupid
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@@thekingwolf4272:/
The comment I was looking for
21:10 If he was truly as concerned about the world record as he claims to be, he wouldn't have been dumb enough to put that room he's climbing out of so far underground and require a ladder that tall
Tbh there should be a speedrun category called dumbest speed-up attempt and it would just be filled with actual speedruns that are modded edited, but in a clever way
2:00 that ain't no ruined portal that's a RENEWED portal 💀
how does he not know leather boots keep you from sinking into powdered snow-
also at 24:08 i’ve seen that seed bro what- down to the biome and that cave too (which is a lush cave
I remember another UA-camr recently uploaded a video going over that same fake speedrun; maybe that's where you saw it?
@@evelynivy6124 i’ve seen that seed ages ago, like definitely last year
thats a 0.00000000000000000001% chance
Fake speedrun iceberg when
Ya know what. Screw it, I’ll start working on it
7:02 nah bro got the enchanted bazooka ☠️
“All dressed up with nowhere to go” 😂2:36
16:24 bro is playing Minecraft on a smart watch💀🤣
"Buddy, you think we just blew in from stupid town?"
He says after calling a sharpness level 1000 sword a sharpness level 100 sword😭👽👿
Imagine a fake speedrun where they say it’s vanilla Minecraft because the world is made of vanilla ice cream
8:00 I'm the creator of the """speedrun""" shown here. I think it's cool that it's being featured here.
i mean, seeing that this guy is generating several videos a day with exactly the same title, i guess its just him tryna get views
I don't think it really matters
@@TheSle3p3r14 yeh but I didn't really want my footage used here
@@wilsonnosliw-eb3ycNobody cares
@@giorgospapoutsakis5271ok
Corn dog mic is crazy 😂 8:22
8:08 bro thats my friend and that video was a joke
"But these are not fake speedruns, they are satire speedruns" These speedruns aren't genuine which is the literal definition of fake
Exactly
But these would be more entertaining if they were genuinely people trying to fake speedruns
@@justasillylitleguy I think we're past the "golden age" of fake runs
@@justasillylitleguy we are definitely past the golden age of people trying to fake runs
There's a difference between faking it and just having fun and saying it's satire.
i swear half of these were satire. some of these cant genuinely think its believable
Let’s be honest here guys at least some of these fake speed runners are hoping that a bigger UA-camr will react to one of their “speed runs” and then subscribers of said big UA-camr will want to check it out themselves
24:10
I am very disappointed by the fact that u didn't say anything about him spawning in a completely different location of when he started, after entering the end portal
13:10 bro speedrunning free minecraft
Yes
See no evil, speak no evil, here no evil, think no evil, and now make no evil.
please keep making more this gets me dying
0:34 these rocks are suspicious too in my opinion
10:46 Lemongrab when you insult him-
at 8:45 I think he finds a witch hut im not sure tho
10 likes I do a funny speed run
Dew it
22:05 you need to make a smithing table and combine 1 netherite and 1 diamond tool of your choice.
It would be quite the sight to witness these kids watch back these videos they made when they're older
6:00 I love baldis basics
at 8:10 he started with the second hotbar slots which means it was an loaded World
I LOVE HOW they can not bother to put in effort, the SHEER laziness makes me have ten-thousand brain stroke explosions
I am first or am I? *vsauce theme plays*
Hey, Buy, Plushie here. *vsauce theme plays*
@@Ayundaru I will buy the plushie, or will I *vsauce theme plays*
@best1545 maybe you actually WILL buy the plushie, or will you? *vsauce music plays*
What the heck is this obsession with the Vsauce theme in this comment? 😂
Cringe ahhh comment
"IT IS A WITCH HUT" Will forever haunt me now. Thanks.
12:48 Bro's playing Minecraft free version from shady website 💀
The cat plushie was screaming for help in that bag 😂❤
The greenscreen overlay 5:03 got me🤣
Bro these are all obviously irony.
Right lmao, this dude doesn't understand what 'satire' is
I don't know why, but the way that one speedrunner says "The Emerald Warden" makes me lose it
14:31 Bro’s about to get the Minecraft Free Edition World Record Speedrun
“Any % glitchless”, meanwhile you call your hole that sends you to the End a glitch. Oh yes, glitchless.
Bro will never get a real fake speederun that isn't scripted
I don't think a single person cares if it's scripted or not as long as it is funny. Most of them are obviously satire made with the sole purpose of entertainment,
6:08 if only he saw my desktop, at least this guy is somewhat organized...
14:53 I'm pretty sure they meant to say "Timer: One Zeptosecond"
Also, I really enjoyed this video!!
Most people: I watch speed runs
Me: I watch, funniest, fake speed runs because they’re funy
How is this going? It is aging like milk now
The truman show type one was actually kinda cool
10:50 siren test.mp4
If I did a Minecrap speedrun, I would cheat in a weird way with very bad luck, spawning far from the Nether Fortress, and far from the stronghold. It would be le funneh
i remember an older youtuber who did this and he would make his videos about 2-3 minutes long. and now i see you doing this and the video is 30+ mins long so i love you and subbing😂
1:42 how he get 2 raw chickens from only one chicken
He killed two chickens
@@unseen.boxes777 look again he has 3 raw chicken
@@unseen.boxes777and he have 3 raw chicken meat
He didn’t. You have as much skill as him.
@@unseen.boxes777 But he got 2 from one of them
14:52 "timer one zeptosecond"
Dang this is the shortest time between fake speedrun uploads
It's because this is a compilation, he put basically no effort into this, it's just slapping few videos together
@@RandomBloonStuff Saying the video is "no effort" is disregarding the entire process of narrating, editing and researching for the video. This isn't just a simple, raw compilation of videos like your comment makes it seem.
@@t_gabiuel6058 You don't understand me, he just put like 3 speedrun debunking videos he made before together. Sure, he puts effort into creating the videos but this is just a lazy reupload of few videos he already made to get views.
not them playing old ahh versions of minecraft help 😭😭
Yooo Ayundaru I found the funniest channel to include in your speedrun reviews they are called GamingWithCriknFish and they posted goofy speedruns I think you’ll find them funny
5:48 bro has a doo doo fart jpg😭💀
What in the Truman show is such a good line
I laugh internally every time he says "What in tarnation!?"
bruh the thumbnail just makes it harder for the fake speedrunner to beat
You didn’t talk about how there was an egg on the first one at the start, which is impossible if that was the start, but there is obviously more clear fakeness
I cant stop laughing xDxD
The one with the messy desktop had battleblock theatre, so honestly it earns a bit of respect from me
the funniest part is that no matter how many zeros the kid said, it'd still be 0.1%
20:25 i dont know how to explain it but this guy just sounds like the nerd emoji
The sheer amount of fake speedruns he's reviewed have started to melt his knowledge of the game...
at the "speedrun" starting at like 12:50, I cant believe they are so bad they need to cheat in Minecraft Free Edition
Ayundaru I think one of your subscribers made that last one
Imagine if someone does a speedrun of this kind seriously and not just for giggle lmao
The second one clearly says its a skit
That rocks... Why are they there..?
2:27 there is the loading screen "joining world..." and not "loading terrain" which means he already entered the portal
Minecraft free edition 13:27
Very perceptive, um… really got him good. Good job catching these guys, I don’t know how you figured them out, but keep up the good works. Licked annd subscribbed!!!
15:00
I looked it u- I MEAN I TOTALLY USED MY BRAIN and remembered one zeptosecond is a trillionth of 1 billionth of a second, or 1 quintillionth (I think) or a second…essentially meaning he beat the game before the first one millionth of the frame even begun.
Fake Speedruns are so funny and hilarious!
Who agrees?
I laughed so hard that I cried tears of joy 😂
The only funny thing about this is that stupid kids like you and this entire comment section actually think that these are real fake speederuns
These speedrunners gotta be trolling
The second speed runner made it ironicly
I would love to watch you play Baldi’s basics. 😂😂
That plushie ad is the best ad I've ever seen hands down
*“OH MY GOD! ITS A*
*0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%*
*CHANCE!!1!1!!!1!!”*
All of them except the first dude were being sarcastic😭
4:25 Actually, It's a load of porkchop
22:48 the leather boots let him not sink in powdered snow
Ayundaru really discriminating against people with levels, just because you spawn in with 0 doesn't mean everyone else does?
I’m getting cancelled 😭
@@Ayundaru I worked for Ayundaru, he's a fraud
It does mean that, that's how minecraft starts
@@Hunter-r9i9m r/woooooooooosh
Nvm
@@Hunter-r9i9m It was a joke 😭
12:56 Say goodbye to Minecraft. And say hello to Minicraft.
15:00,im pretty sure that "tiemur" is the name of the player and won is the end sceen you get when you beat the game,and the "hflkdjuhodurgh" you see at the end of all this, is them probabley being exited er something , idk
edit: scroll down a bit
In bedrock edition there are fallen trees which include a stump and fallen over tree trunk. But in this case, he obviously set up a path to follow.
finally a new one!
We need a mod with these builds. So there is an actual chance to find those "lucky" things.
16:25 bro really likes pausing the game
Big stone rock and birch in swamp chest with sign