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add nikocado avocado to minecraft, which is a large entity that destroys a 9 by 9 area of blocks in whatever direction it is facing. continuosly it will chomp through the world and eventually dig to bedrock. make it so that the mob can make nikocado avocado noises like crying and stuff
A single Husk is always following you within the render distance. It is invulnerable. It gets faster the closer it is to you. If it hits you, it teleports somewhere nearby and starts the cycle over again. Edit: Wanted to add that it should always be nearby. You can't just outrun it willy nilly. It's ALWAYS within render distance.
This is legitimately like when we're having one of those bizarre Minecraft related dreams where everything's just freaky and distorted. Hilarious video! 😂
Make a craftable "Doug Dimmadome" top hat that you can keep adding more height to with wool blocks by crafting it over and over again. The top hat has a hitbox and will actively prevent you from moving if the top of it hits a block. The direction you are looking will affect where the top hat is as well as prevent you from being able to look in a certain direction if your hat is too big to fit behind you.
Make sheep stalk you, but every time you turn around and look at them, they turn the other way and walk away while looking in the air and whistle like they’ve done nothing bad
As someone who does software for a living, it unironically takes a great amount of skill to fuck up the code this hard. Also, could you please make it so each time you fall down you hear an announcer from "Undertaker throws Mankind off the top of the Hell in a Cell" ?
Make the snake chest open its hinges from the left instead of the back. That way it'll look like it's got 1 really long and twisted hinge. Also increase the "resolution" of the snake (i.e. increase the number of chests per unit length)
* Make it to where you can breed Villagers with emeralds, and they follow you when you hold emeralds. * Make mimics entities that can change into any block/entity/mob or variant and will attack you if you try to click on them to break/interact * Make mime villagers * Add devastating tornadoes and harmless dust devils that have a very rare chance to become dangerous tornadoes * Add dirty, polluted, rivers that are full of dangerous alligators that will either pull you down and eat you in the water, or come on the bank of the river and knock you to the ground with their tail and drag you to the water to eat you, but when dragging you to water, you can rapidly push a keyboard button to struggle and have a slight chance to free yourself and run away, but once you're in the water you're a goner. * Add an option to pet cats and dogs, make dogs pant and stick out their tongues, and make cats do bleps. * Make sand and red sand burn your feet during the day and continually take a quarter of a heart of health, if not wearing boots of any kind, and to limit the damage without boots, you have to jump sprint across. * Add corpse flowers that attract flies, which are also attracted to horses and they have to swish them away with their tail. * Add mosquitos that bite the player, dealing a quarter of a heart of damage, are more numerous in desert and swamp biomes, and have a rare chance to give the player poison. * Add infinitely tall grass and ferns. * Add a texture that shows what items you have in your chest/double chest on the inside when you open it. * Add a meter to the hub that shows what Cardinal direction a trap/griefed build is, and how close you are to it, so a player cannot be surprised by a trap another player has placed or by something they have griefed. * Add blacklight posters and UV lights strands, UV light fixtures, and UV flashlights all with different light levels, and that also show the plaque on the player's teeth. * Add tsunamis that sweep the player out to sea, and flotsam/jetsom/driftwood that can be used along with kelp and seagrass to make a makeshift raft in the middle of the ocean. * Add volcanic lakes that fill with carbon monoxide that forms giant bubbles that eventually burst, killing everything within a few chunks on the surface of the ground. * Make a purple variant of warped fungus that gets you high when you eat it (Effects: * makes everything slightly fade between hues and back, like orangish-browns fade into greenish brown then back, yellowish-greens fade to slightly bluish forest greens and back and so on * every block/entity looks like it is slightly growing, shrinking, and twisting when your camera is fixed on one point for a few seconds or longer * the whole world looks like it's rotating sideways from the bottom of the screen to the top and back every few seconds as if you were leaning your head left then back, but not strong enough that you can't see forward * the screen wobbles very slightly because the player can't stay still very well * everything in your vision has a super faint texture of moving swirls over it similar to the Nether portal texture but slightly smaller * the end portal texture, end particles, underwater particles, underwater bubbles, frogspawn, firework explosions, and stars looks much brighter and even sparklier when you stare at them for a whole second or longer * every so often the player's vision slightly becomes double * you can sprint for a lot longer but you hear the player breathing super hard * when you break and place blocks/items there's a slight chance you'll accidentally miss and break/place a block right next/above/below/diagonal to the intended block/item * when you go in third person you can see your character rotating around in relatively small circles from the torso up because the player is having a hard time standing still and straight * when you hold down a certain button on the keyboard, you stop moving in circles, but you begin bending your knees and bouncing slightly but rapidly, which you can see in third person or as the screen bouncing slightly but rapidly in first person, because the player can't really stay still very well * when sleeping while the effects are taking place, you oversleep until mid-day and the effects are then gone because they wore off * your eyes in third person have super huge pupils and red scleras with irises that fade through the rainbow like a Jeb sheep * the third person effects happen to villagers when they eat the shrooms too).
I had to skip half of your comment because it was too long. His whole series is about *”stupid ideas”* and you just commented things that would be cool/you want.
Holy mother Mary take it easy man. Some are good and some are bad but all of them are hard as shit I believe. The petting cats and dogs is a must have tho
Add the ability to piss. Piss on plants, they grow, but don't piss too much, or else... You decide :) And if you can, make the player able to: Piss on mobs, all get agro, even peaceful ones. Piss on other players, Piss in cauldrons and drink the potion, Piss in lakes to make them acidic, Piss on the enchantment table to add the "Piss edge" enchantment, Piss on walls to make art.
14:24 how have i never noticed you make your own outro music. Thats awesome mate. Your next challenge should be making that on noteblocks or making a mob that sings it.
i like the cannibal chests, do you think you could turn it into a fully fledged Mimic enemy where if the chest gets opened or takes any damage they transform into a toothy mimic mob that attacks you? Maybe you can 'trap' them by putting a block on top of them so that they can't open their mouth
0:59 if you could make that like a client, using the arrow keys to move your crosshair/placement/that stuff that would be so cool! For example you could press the left arrow key twice and then you can interact with the block two blocks to the left from you
For the chests/cats, think you'd need to make it break the chest and place down a new model of the tipped over one. That should make the items spill out
How about coding features that were in the game and removed. Like strafing creepers, when they were about to blow up, they would strafe around the player and towards you so it was harder to hit them. Perhaps also you could make a nether reactor core somehow, if anyone remembers that from Pocket Edition. :) (Also if you happen to get strafing creepers working can you release the code or something? Whenever I try to go back to that version my game crashes lol.)
a funny idea i have, so when a player pauses the game, it freezes all entities including players and also pauses time aswell until the player that paused the game un-pauses
Make it so that a black figure is always following you and only appears at the edge of render distance but when you look at it, it disappears. Kind of like herobrine of some sorts
Brooo that last idea with the slippery arrows gives me a bowling idea: First test to see what the highest arrow multishot you could give yourself is that won't crash your game, set up 10 giant zombies like pins, make a little alley for the arrows to travel down, and then watch the chaos as you launch 1000's of arrows down a "bowling" lane~
AHAHAAHHAHAH I got an ad right when he flew into space at 10:02 that started with a graphic violence warning. Thought it was part of the video, that was unnecessarily funny
Element u do know that a "cannibalistic chest" would be a chest that only eats it's own kind? (I.e. more chests), this is because a "cannibal" is something or someone that mainly eats its own kind?!
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EDIT Jul/02/2024: Sorry for the immediate start of the sponsorship. That was so random. But I had to trim out the segment before because of the copyright issue.
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add nikocado avocado to minecraft, which is a large entity that destroys a 9 by 9 area of blocks in whatever direction it is facing. continuosly it will chomp through the world and eventually dig to bedrock. make it so that the mob can make nikocado avocado noises like crying and stuff
Wait, but how expensive is it? (It looks like a great phone tbh.)
A single Husk is always following you within the render distance. It is invulnerable. It gets faster the closer it is to you. If it hits you, it teleports somewhere nearby and starts the cycle over again.
Edit: Wanted to add that it should always be nearby. You can't just outrun it willy nilly. It's ALWAYS within render distance.
Spooke. Add fog too
immortal snail time
Before one month gang 👇👇
@@NoahAligood what?
immortal snail mod
This is legitimately like when we're having one of those bizarre Minecraft related dreams where everything's just freaky and distorted. Hilarious video! 😂
Happens with pretty much anything in dreams.
right
ive had minecraft dreams before too
He did it!!!!!
Same, I had a video in my dream which was made by Spectator and was called smth like "100 sand block will win it 1 dirt block"
Make a craftable "Doug Dimmadome" top hat that you can keep adding more height to with wool blocks by crafting it over and over again. The top hat has a hitbox and will actively prevent you from moving if the top of it hits a block. The direction you are looking will affect where the top hat is as well as prevent you from being able to look in a certain direction if your hat is too big to fit behind you.
Im drik still
make it work as a weapon as well, by smashing it into the ground
@@pixelmade42 you also extend your attack range, but also can't do anything right next to you for every block added
What if the had gets extended like you upgrade maps.
Oh you mean Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Make villagers scream extremely bad profanity words and fist fight you when you enter any village
The London Experience
So basically make a village the hood
Make villagers eat grass and turn greener until they zombify
Shrek
DONKEY, GET OUT OF ME VILLAGE
Make sheep stalk you, but every time you turn around and look at them, they turn the other way and walk away while looking in the air and whistle like they’ve done nothing bad
Nothing B-AAAAAAA-Hd
As someone who does software for a living, it unironically takes a great amount of skill to fuck up the code this hard.
Also, could you please make it so each time you fall down you hear an announcer from "Undertaker throws Mankind off the top of the Hell in a Cell" ?
Ты чем-то подобным занимаешься или в экселе скрипты пишешь? Было бы интересно почитать
Make minecarts extremely fast and fast until it explodes
11:48 "Oh no, where can i make babies now?" 💀
😭😭😭😭
Wut
0:25 Every four year old watching this just had a brain aneurysm from laughter
11:53 now I wanna see you explode if a creeper comes near you.
Make the snake chest open its hinges from the left instead of the back. That way it'll look like it's got 1 really long and twisted hinge.
Also increase the "resolution" of the snake (i.e. increase the number of chests per unit length)
* Make it to where you can breed Villagers with emeralds, and they follow you when you hold emeralds.
* Make mimics entities that can change into any block/entity/mob or variant and will attack you if you try to click on them to break/interact
* Make mime villagers
* Add devastating tornadoes and harmless dust devils that have a very rare chance to become dangerous tornadoes
* Add dirty, polluted, rivers that are full of dangerous alligators that will either pull you down and eat you in the water, or come on the bank of the river and knock you to the ground with their tail and drag you to the water to eat you, but when dragging you to water, you can rapidly push a keyboard button to struggle and have a slight chance to free yourself and run away, but once you're in the water you're a goner.
* Add an option to pet cats and dogs, make dogs pant and stick out their tongues, and make cats do bleps.
* Make sand and red sand burn your feet during the day and continually take a quarter of a heart of health, if not wearing boots of any kind, and to limit the damage without boots, you have to jump sprint across.
* Add corpse flowers that attract flies, which are also attracted to horses and they have to swish them away with their tail.
* Add mosquitos that bite the player, dealing a quarter of a heart of damage, are more numerous in desert and swamp biomes, and have a rare chance to give the player poison.
* Add infinitely tall grass and ferns.
* Add a texture that shows what items you have in your chest/double chest on the inside when you open it.
* Add a meter to the hub that shows what Cardinal direction a trap/griefed build is, and how close you are to it, so a player cannot be surprised by a trap another player has placed or by something they have griefed.
* Add blacklight posters and UV lights strands, UV light fixtures, and UV flashlights all with different light levels, and that also show the plaque on the player's teeth.
* Add tsunamis that sweep the player out to sea, and flotsam/jetsom/driftwood that can be used along with kelp and seagrass to make a makeshift raft in the middle of the ocean.
* Add volcanic lakes that fill with carbon monoxide that forms giant bubbles that eventually burst, killing everything within a few chunks on the surface of the ground.
* Make a purple variant of warped fungus that gets you high when you eat it
(Effects: * makes everything slightly fade between hues and back, like orangish-browns fade into greenish brown then back, yellowish-greens fade to slightly bluish forest greens and back and so on
* every block/entity looks like it is slightly growing, shrinking, and twisting when your camera is fixed on one point for a few seconds or longer
* the whole world looks like it's rotating sideways from the bottom of the screen to the top and back every few seconds as if you were leaning your head left then back, but not strong enough that you can't see forward
* the screen wobbles very slightly because the player can't stay still very well
* everything in your vision has a super faint texture of moving swirls over it similar to the Nether portal texture but slightly smaller
* the end portal texture, end particles, underwater particles, underwater bubbles, frogspawn, firework explosions, and stars looks much brighter and even sparklier when you stare at them for a whole second or longer
* every so often the player's vision slightly becomes double
* you can sprint for a lot longer but you hear the player breathing super hard
* when you break and place blocks/items there's a slight chance you'll accidentally miss and break/place a block right next/above/below/diagonal to the intended block/item
* when you go in third person you can see your character rotating around in relatively small circles from the torso up because the player is having a hard time standing still and straight
* when you hold down a certain button on the keyboard, you stop moving in circles, but you begin bending your knees and bouncing slightly but rapidly, which you can see in third person or as the screen bouncing slightly but rapidly in first person, because the player can't really stay still very well
* when sleeping while the effects are taking place, you oversleep until mid-day and the effects are then gone because they wore off
* your eyes in third person have super huge pupils and red scleras with irises that fade through the rainbow like a Jeb sheep
* the third person effects happen to villagers when they eat the shrooms too).
I had to skip half of your comment because it was too long. His whole series is about *”stupid ideas”* and you just commented things that would be cool/you want.
Holy mother Mary take it easy man. Some are good and some are bad but all of them are hard as shit I believe. The petting cats and dogs is a must have tho
11:09
Villager: is pooping still.
@ElementX: collects all the villager's poops😂
I know I actually looked at the comments just to see If somebody Mentioned that
Add the ability to piss.
Piss on plants, they grow, but don't piss too much, or else...
You decide :)
And if you can, make the player able to:
Piss on mobs, all get agro, even peaceful ones.
Piss on other players,
Piss in cauldrons and drink the potion,
Piss in lakes to make them acidic,
Piss on the enchantment table to add the "Piss edge" enchantment,
Piss on walls to make art.
the writer’s barely disguised fetish:
im telling a trusted adult
@@PiranhaPants9000 Please don't...
Minecraft but it's Urge
7:00 biblically accurate chest
It looks like some DnD monster
BE NOT AFRAID
looks like a dragon serpent thing
14:24 how have i never noticed you make your own outro music. Thats awesome mate.
Your next challenge should be making that on noteblocks or making a mob that sings it.
He makés music
i like the cannibal chests, do you think you could turn it into a fully fledged Mimic enemy where if the chest gets opened or takes any damage they transform into a toothy mimic mob that attacks you? Maybe you can 'trap' them by putting a block on top of them so that they can't open their mouth
All mobs are really ugly, and if you look at a mob, it starts crying and all the mobs nearby come to stand up for it and come near and blow up
Ok, I have a stupid suggestion… Add a slot machine, but it costs HP to spin, and winning equals EXPLOSIONS!
when you feed a parrot cookie he blurts out random insecurities before dying
9:42 Bouncy chests you say? 🤨😏
I didnt even realize that
Hmmmm😊
STOP IM GONNA BUST-
Not innocent
A breeding mechanic for Iron golems so you can't have automated farms.
Dirt/grass follows Conway's Game of Life, grass = 0, dirt = 1
Better idea: make it so that you can actually tame the ender dragon.
Make all mobs split into smaller ones when they die, just like slimes!
omg I like it
Make pants. Just pants.
Y r u top comment for me 😂
😂
*Make a chain starting now*
Pants
Pants
Pants
Bro i actually got included i was the guy in the roblox avatar i just changed my pfp
11:49
Btw tysm element for including me
The idea of being able to trade with illagers and witches, even when they are trying to kill you, had me laughing hard. 😂
I love the "štjupidest" ideas 0:03
štjupedest majnkreft ajdijas
@@ZelenskyHater1611штју́пидест
@@ZelenskyHater1611Lithuania
0:59 if you could make that like a client, using the arrow keys to move your crosshair/placement/that stuff that would be so cool! For example you could press the left arrow key twice and then you can interact with the block two blocks to the left from you
For the chests/cats, think you'd need to make it break the chest and place down a new model of the tipped over one. That should make the items spill out
How about coding features that were in the game and removed. Like strafing creepers, when they were about to blow up, they would strafe around the player and towards you so it was harder to hit them. Perhaps also you could make a nether reactor core somehow, if anyone remembers that from Pocket Edition. :)
(Also if you happen to get strafing creepers working can you release the code or something? Whenever I try to go back to that version my game crashes lol.)
It's simple making a Nether Reactor Core, just change the flat world gen settings, adding the id "netherreactor"
@NumberOneRated1997 where do you see that?
@@Zevon-v4v I meant in a way to make it work. :)
@NumberOneRated1997 ok? So, how is this relevant to what I commented?
I remember the Nether Reactor core
That villager has eaten too much beans 0:30
Mobs multiply with each step they take.
a funny idea i have, so when a player pauses the game, it freezes all entities including players and also pauses time aswell until the player that paused the game un-pauses
Make it so that a black figure is always following you and only appears at the edge of render distance but when you look at it, it disappears. Kind of like herobrine of some sorts
We are very smart when it comes to being very dumb.
That could be a quote, good job man
Wait thats a paradox
@@EricGetsGroundedERIC
And that's why I love yall
@NumberOneRated1997 Yes I will donate -827 dollars
I will put u in debt
11:39
“I’m pretty sure one would explode…why are you not-“
*explodes*
when you hit a mob does a michel jackson dance
Which one? The lean? Moonwalk? Like other than those there are many more
4:21 look how iron golem go to zombie in far way😂😂😂
6:23 wither storm just spawn 😂😂😂
the best part is obvliously at 12:14
12:49 get over here flint Lockwood!
Ahh moment
2:25 my heart drop when you drop the dumbbell 😭
4:00 since when have pigs been neutral
He thought it said natural
3:43 it says neutral
7:15 look at his hotbar lmao
Lol
Make arrows not lose any speed, which means that it will always go forward until it hits something
The entity cramming one is like "Minecraft but I need my personal space."
3:20 we all know the grass is clearly a green screen
3:07 Skip ad ->
hi
At 3:46 the comment says "neutral", not "natural".
6:14 got me dying of laughter 12:15 BRO MADE ALL CREEPERS EXPLODE
Brooo that last idea with the slippery arrows gives me a bowling idea: First test to see what the highest arrow multishot you could give yourself is that won't crash your game, set up 10 giant zombies like pins, make a little alley for the arrows to travel down, and then watch the chaos as you launch 1000's of arrows down a "bowling" lane~
Make so that Wardens spawn every 10 seconds and they start to spin arms like a helicopter and shoot fireworks at you.
11:33
pharaoh's curse
4:46 zombie movies in a nutshell
AHAHAAHHAHAH I got an ad right when he flew into space at 10:02 that started with a graphic violence warning. Thought it was part of the video, that was unnecessarily funny
That pitch was one of the best I've heard on YT in a long time. Normally I just skip sponsors but damn. I might get myself a red magic 9 pro lol
Element u do know that a "cannibalistic chest" would be a chest that only eats it's own kind? (I.e. more chests), this is because a "cannibal" is something or someone that mainly eats its own kind?!
Yeah I was expecting a chest that eats chests.
10:01 he bounced so high I got a add 💀
7:20, bro coded the 4th dimension in Minecraft, lol
0:10 Sonic POV
11:00 Also the dirtification looks like some kind of fantasy curse, petrification, withering or whatever.
For your next Minecraft stupidest ideas make villagers buff
Make a villager kill a ravanger
Agreed
Agreed
2:46 naw I got a Backbone for all that sh*t
0:34 that ain't pooping thats the poop going back in
It looks like but isn't actually
Make it so that whenever you mine a block it mines under the block instead of the block that your mining
6:23 his inv its controlling the chests
I like how the villagers continued pooping after they died but before their dead bodies despawned.
Increase the item stack limit as high as possible
Make it so all mobs and the player can be inflated and deflated like a car tyre.
💀
9:08 they're a little too inlove
13:27 "Don't do anything anyone in a 30 degree radius would regret"
Space exploration exists but when you begin orbit an asteroid explodes you
I think minecraft now has mental problems
9:28 Actually, its the Mesosphere where you burn up-🤓
11:22 lesson learned: don't touch grass
6:18 that one minecraft school video from our childhood
the golem at 12:48: having a hard time tryna kill all the husks
element x:makes a joke out of him
golem:😐*w-why you bulling me*
5:00 bro turned into Santa 💀
9:15 there's love you in the air...
Autocorrect added a you in therr
Exorcist chicken 1:38
it needs exorcism lol
@@AverageJJT 😂
I couldn't help but hear Vinny going "SPEEEEEN" in that first part.
If the weather continues to rain heavily, it will become thick fog and become a horror at night
1:29 this voice crackkkk 🤣🤣🤣
Make all mobs breedable
Hold up-
Even players?
@boscorilaiepurila147 yes, all of living things as possible
Oh No...
Mobs eat the players
the breeding looks like im straight out of the love story 💀 9:08
10:03 dude on that one minute there was a announce about a song called TOWARDS THE SUN man XD and when i skipped it you were dead XD
Make a Rick roll
Spawn a cat and make it explode
Now make it give birth.
12:33 You is fundy
0:07 = make everything spin
0:27 make villagers poop
0:39 you mine = 1/2 block away from targeted block
1:04 make the block mining but you actually mining the block on opposite side
1:29 when you spawn a chicken in spins faster then flies and explodes
1:53 what about 314 billion tnt explode
Make creepers fart exploxions.
Make every mob can be breeded by any mobs to make new creatures
Make villagers girls
Its gonna be very funny😂
The dog in the background at 12:14 lol
8:07 was that the bite of 87’!?
And it has 8 and 7 on the time 💀
Omg....
12:47 LOL
Iron golem: AH help meh
1 like equals one push up
4 so far
That's 6. Hope you're feeling the burn now
Why do people care so much about likes
@@BobTheMoose no clue
@@BobTheMooseIt shows power and superiority
This video is literally: "Today I programmed an eldritch horror into minecraft."
Make everytime you walk the hostile mobs detect you and follow you and if you stop then they stop