$1,000 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2016: PART ONE

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • THE BEST GIFTS ON A BUDGET FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON 🐮🔪
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    It's CHRISTMAS PRIME TIME. In this episode James has assembled the ultimate holiday gift guide featuring 11 of the hottest gift items from Amazon. I wonder how many will injure Aleks? 🐮🔪
    The following is for those multicultural.
    Didžiausias kiaušinis svėrė 2.589 kg (5 £ 11,36 oz) ir buvo padėtas strutis (Struthio CAMELUS) ne ūkyje priklauso Kerstin ir Gunnar SAHLIN (Švedija) Borlange, Švedija, 2008 gegužės 17 d.
    Mistel (mistel) är från den anglosaxiska ord misteltan, som betyder "liten dynga kvist" eftersom anläggningen sprider även fågelspillning.
    HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE: PART ONE • AMAZON PRIME TIME
    Thank you 🐮🔪

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  • @cloroxbleach6638
    @cloroxbleach6638 7 років тому +1539

    James looks like he is going back to the old nova 2012 squad

    • @mondae6718
      @mondae6718 7 років тому +4

    • @mondae6718
      @mondae6718 7 років тому +4

      Merry Christmas

    • @friso204
      @friso204 7 років тому +90

      watch the first creature house tour, he's about the same if you look at his face. been watching this fuck for over 5 years

    • @amishtechsupport5225
      @amishtechsupport5225 7 років тому +7

      I was literally about to say that. Took the words right out of my mouth

    • @friso204
      @friso204 7 років тому +10

      Miles Treleven well he finally gets to do the stuff that he wants to do and he does it with his friends so couldnt really argue with the guy

  • @briannawrubel9046
    @briannawrubel9046 Рік тому +20

    Who else watched these when they first came out and now come back every couple years to rewatch?

  • @GU5I6
    @GU5I6 3 роки тому +304

    Just an update of sorts of the companies/products listed in this video:
    HVMN (the coffee chews company) is still in business however they do not produce the coffee chews anymore.
    Primal Pit Paste has been rebranded to Pretty Frank. and is still in business.
    Jamstik is still in business and have made several generations of their guitar.
    FixThatThing (sugru) is still in business.
    Soylent is still in business.
    CowChop is no longer in business.

  • @ESPSJ
    @ESPSJ 7 років тому +278

    "You're gonna have a rash and you're gonna shit yourself" lol

  • @heyli6019
    @heyli6019 7 років тому +1130

    Wow James, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.

    • @Jaden-kw6wo
      @Jaden-kw6wo 7 років тому +19

      Heyli if this gets top comment ill drink bleach

    • @eronmeldrum4207
      @eronmeldrum4207 7 років тому +1

      Indeed

    • @koop39
      @koop39 7 років тому +14

      *violently coughs and wretches

    • @OrangeEagleMonkey
      @OrangeEagleMonkey 7 років тому +1

      This comment get's all my love and support!

    • @arrodium8896
      @arrodium8896 7 років тому +1

      im trying to watch a cow chop video but this one comment keeps kicking my ass

  • @ColonelloRS
    @ColonelloRS 7 років тому +434

    James: It's probably nowhere near Christmas.
    Uploads on Christmas Eve.

    • @compressedpoop
      @compressedpoop 6 років тому

      Colonello pre recorded

    • @Matcharm
      @Matcharm 6 років тому

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 роки тому

      LMAO

  • @greenw01f8
    @greenw01f8 7 років тому +328

    When James broke the squiggly cup I got flashbacks from when he used to break keyboards for fans.

  • @jeuryveloz6011
    @jeuryveloz6011 7 років тому +162

    James forgets Aleks survived Chernobyl. He'll be alright.

  • @lovely9864
    @lovely9864 7 років тому +180

    James look amazing

  • @VO_Bot
    @VO_Bot 7 років тому +256

    I don't celebrate the holidays, I just lay on my ass all day. Alone. Help me.

    • @Bastercina
      @Bastercina 7 років тому +10

      its the best buddy trust me people are cunts

    • @VO_Bot
      @VO_Bot 7 років тому +3

      And I wasn't just talking about xmas, that's why I said holidays. You see, if you were just a tad bit more open minded, we wouldn't have this misunderstanding.

    • @770megaman
      @770megaman 7 років тому +1

      BoTL1kE you sound misinformed only celebration is Christmas right now anything else is not real

    • @AlmightyJoats
      @AlmightyJoats 7 років тому

      Heck yeah dude, merry christmas to you too!

    • @danab337
      @danab337 7 років тому +1

      Up

  • @silent3145
    @silent3145 4 роки тому +25

    “I got this specifically for you” made Aleks smile immediately. Miss their old content but still love them now

  • @CantStopJelqking
    @CantStopJelqking 7 років тому +559

    I wonder if James's back is feeling better, he hasn't said much about it in awhile.

    • @HeartistOTOD
      @HeartistOTOD 7 років тому +1

      Declan Lynch it's fine now

    • @MrDyl666
      @MrDyl666 7 років тому +51

      JJ Junior no it's not
      He said working out is helping but he still needs to work on his lower back to properly help

    • @sukalemon44
      @sukalemon44 7 років тому +12

      Gary Busey savage af

    • @nutzpdug
      @nutzpdug 7 років тому +2

      losing weight has to have helped some how

    • @ChargedCovers
      @ChargedCovers 7 років тому +1

      Oh shit its Gary Busey!

  • @NICKatronMC
    @NICKatronMC Рік тому +16

    The absolutely deadpan reaction Aleks gives James after hearing about the violent diarrhea has me vibrating out of laughter

  • @SNSimone15
    @SNSimone15 7 років тому +496

    James whatever the fuck you are doing to lose weight you need to share it!

    • @HeartistOTOD
      @HeartistOTOD 7 років тому +196

      FxIsMyUsername get yourself a Brett

    • @XboxSucksWiiForTheWn
      @XboxSucksWiiForTheWn 7 років тому +13

      Eat less

    • @mz5388
      @mz5388 7 років тому +62

      eating less calories and exercising (eating less > exercise for losing weight, good to have both though).
      it literally doesn't get more complicated than that for most people

    • @1LuvMLPFiM
      @1LuvMLPFiM 7 років тому +7

      FxIsMyUsername being gay with Brett

    • @doomcow99
      @doomcow99 7 років тому +27

      exercise more then you eat, drink green tea. Drink more water sleep well. Weight training is the most effective way to lose fat. Also avoid too much carbs, more protein and eat more frequently and less

  • @Mr.Tahkos
    @Mr.Tahkos 7 років тому +944

    Return of edgy guitar playing punk rock Aleks?

  • @Treegrower
    @Treegrower 3 роки тому +16

    We miss you Cow Chop

  • @SirChaosIsKing
    @SirChaosIsKing 7 років тому +121

    "It's burning people"
    "Well that happen in World War Two, and were fine aren't we"

  • @relaxhossam
    @relaxhossam Рік тому +5

    It hits hard when james say the coffee chews expire in 2018...

  • @mr_bbqchicken2519
    @mr_bbqchicken2519 7 років тому +141

    why did I get so happy when I saw this was uploaded

    • @superotterify
      @superotterify 7 років тому +8

      Mr_BBQchicken because it's the greatest thing of all time

    • @jairoalvarado3799
      @jairoalvarado3799 7 років тому +1

      Mr_BBQchicken its cowchops Christmas present to us.

    • @SNSimone15
      @SNSimone15 7 років тому

      Mr_BBQchicken it's kinda reminiscent of the secret santa... but a lot better

    • @HKFiftyTwo
      @HKFiftyTwo 7 років тому +2

      because you had nothing else to be happy about

    • @SSIKBuLLeT
      @SSIKBuLLeT 7 років тому

      FxIsMyUsername which one?

  • @AtlasIsCrazy
    @AtlasIsCrazy 4 роки тому +84

    2:37 “they expire in 2019” just like CowChop did

  • @iMrHydraa
    @iMrHydraa 7 років тому +98

    I guess you could say that Aleks soyled his pants

  • @DarthInsomnia
    @DarthInsomnia 7 років тому +421

    "Nowhere near Christmas or the holidays by the time this goes up" *posts the video on Christmas eve* CowChop logic

    • @d1n0fr0g7
      @d1n0fr0g7 7 років тому +8

      It's Christmas now here in Australia!

    • @derekgabayno7774
      @derekgabayno7774 7 років тому

      Dylan Marvin It's xmas anywhere on the east of europe right now. Merry Xmas!

  • @cooperohlsson1015
    @cooperohlsson1015 7 років тому +228

    Dude, James looks like he lost a lot of weight. Way to go man.

    • @muchzshroom
      @muchzshroom 7 років тому +19

      He looks like the old nova

    • @KillerPassifist
      @KillerPassifist 7 років тому +2

      I think he goes to the gym with Trevor fairly often. Or at least they've talked about it here and there.

    • @HKFiftyTwo
      @HKFiftyTwo 7 років тому +1

      he fluctuates

    • @Wimo620
      @Wimo620 7 років тому +2

      Cooper Ohlsson meth dude. look at how open his eyes are

    • @KannibalKanadian
      @KannibalKanadian 7 років тому +5

      William Martinez dude they should do meth on camera

  • @Goldfish_Vender
    @Goldfish_Vender 7 років тому +209

    JAMES YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER

  • @Orangutan1000
    @Orangutan1000 7 років тому +186

    Asks him to come down stairs even though he already has a mic on

    • @soomiesoom
      @soomiesoom 7 років тому +59

      you dont think they atleast plan some part of it?

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 6 років тому +4

      Of course he's going to put on a microphone when they ask him to come down. They probably have to put it on anytime they get on camera.

  • @SSIKBuLLeT
    @SSIKBuLLeT 7 років тому +35

    This confirms that James ages backwards, I remember watching a mass effect video of his where he was screaming "YEAH BEAT HIS ASS" and he sounds exactly the same as he does today

  • @ArchonZach
    @ArchonZach 7 років тому +32

    James seems actually concerned for Aleks in this one lol

  • @Dandan-vf9kr
    @Dandan-vf9kr 7 років тому +152

    Rip Alek's armpits

  • @Keymaster1997
    @Keymaster1997 7 років тому +7

    "You're gonna have a rash and you're gonna shit yourself" omfg lmfao

  • @irti_pk
    @irti_pk 7 років тому +11

    4:02
    I love when they do that with his eyes, it looks so funny and adorable on him.

  • @ChargedCovers
    @ChargedCovers 7 років тому +57

    Oldschool healthy Nova makes me smile

    • @xXJavaMongyXx
      @xXJavaMongyXx 6 років тому +2

      ChargedCovers They’re coming for Uranus!

  • @proudguardofwhiterun5770
    @proudguardofwhiterun5770 7 років тому +1

    I love how James says throughout the video that he doesn't think the video is going to be posted "anywhere near Christmas", but it ended up getting posted on Christmas Eve.

  • @CadreRizz
    @CadreRizz 7 років тому +9

    James is looking like his 2011 self! I love it

  • @yaboi-om4vt
    @yaboi-om4vt 7 років тому +32

    Damn James is looks so fucking happy
    Maybe i won't kill myself today

  • @mahteuso6130
    @mahteuso6130 7 років тому +12

    Oh my god, James is looking just like 2011 James again! Great job man

    • @johnmerc292
      @johnmerc292 7 років тому +5

      2011 James? You mean nova?

  • @YarsJaggerin
    @YarsJaggerin 7 років тому +20

    Holy shit. I took a break from CowChop and holy fuck am I regretting that.

    • @charliejones3318
      @charliejones3318 7 років тому +3

      Yars Jaggerin one should never take a break from cow chop.

  • @padilla11230
    @padilla11230 7 років тому +6

    Holy Frick. I haven't seen any content from James in a couple months and boy is he skinny now woag

  • @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight
    @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight 7 років тому +40

    Merry Christmas cow chop friends ^_^ hope you all have a wonderful day! ☃️❄️

    • @teeny6k
      @teeny6k 7 років тому +2

      Aero nigga calm down

    • @mandalorianlegion576
      @mandalorianlegion576 7 років тому +3

      yo who the fuck cares if he wants to say merry Christmas he can theres nothing wrong with that like fuck off

  • @theodoreso-hwan8957
    @theodoreso-hwan8957 4 роки тому +4

    Little did James know, Cow Chop is also expiring in 2019.

  • @TheSweetestPea94
    @TheSweetestPea94 7 років тому +59

    James poisoning people, this is Road To E3 all over again

    • @metalaxolotl9871
      @metalaxolotl9871 7 років тому +2

      Kevin Owens Fan hopefully it will be.

    • @Chosas02
      @Chosas02 7 років тому +3

      DONT GIVE ME THE FUCKING FLASHBACKS DUDE,LOOK WHAT I AM NOW

  • @seths_ma6766
    @seths_ma6766 7 років тому +11

    This episode should have been called,Poisoning Aleks: Part 1

  • @thecritic3959
    @thecritic3959 7 років тому +16

    Aleks is gonna burn and shit everywhere xD

  • @scarfacebug3663
    @scarfacebug3663 2 роки тому +3

    The phrase “excess funds” being said on cow chop legitimately surprised me.

  • @LunarBrony
    @LunarBrony 7 років тому +5

    James be throwin away his phat stacks with all these gifts

  • @dillionroy7722
    @dillionroy7722 7 років тому +37

    They should do a video with the haribo sugar free gummy bears.

  • @XxAeroxXable
    @XxAeroxXable 7 років тому +8

    I like when james opens his eyes really wide because he looks like a sad puppy

  • @skroogemcFuck
    @skroogemcFuck 2 роки тому +3

    The coffee chews set their fate they also expired in 2019

  • @HeroofSomething
    @HeroofSomething 7 років тому +2

    Those last few minutes killed me. Haha as he's taking a sip Nova talks about the violent diarrhea I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @DiabolicNick
    @DiabolicNick 7 років тому +38

    Notification squad where y'all at XD

  • @LXNESTRRR
    @LXNESTRRR 7 років тому +5

    "That's an ERR for me!" Wow Aleks nice phrase.

  • @god4261
    @god4261 7 років тому +200

    My son died for these people...

    • @Bearizm
      @Bearizm 7 років тому

      Amazing huh...

    • @tacojack210
      @tacojack210 7 років тому +5

      good

    • @gajbooks
      @gajbooks 7 років тому

      HyPnOTiZeR _ Holy Grail, Grants immortality. Infinite Bread Basket, unlimited food. Glass of Drunkenness, turns water into wine. Boots of Floating, grants ability to walk on water.

    • @god4261
      @god4261 7 років тому

      HyPnOTiZeR _ A ring that that lets you walk on water.

    • @v2sgo
      @v2sgo 7 років тому

      HyPnOTiZeR _ only 2 legendary broadswords with 46 attack

  • @TheTurbanator123
    @TheTurbanator123 7 років тому +4

    This channel is the winner of 2016

  • @eonsislept207
    @eonsislept207 7 років тому +15

    3:07 Something Trevor has never said before.

    • @eyesdut387
      @eyesdut387 3 роки тому

      Ya too bad he’s annoying af

  • @delasmith9936
    @delasmith9936 7 років тому +1

    "Dude what if this fuckin birns my gooch?"
    I'm having flashbacks to the Gooch cream that Joe got. 😂

  • @wielku
    @wielku 7 років тому +14

    Jesus fuck, James is looking THINNNN
    also great video guys.

  • @deathdanny134
    @deathdanny134 7 років тому +1

    "Youre gonna have a rash and youre going to shit yourself" Im sick so I seriously almost died laughing

  • @jackmack9722
    @jackmack9722 7 років тому +26

    Seeing those burns made my skin crawl 😖

    • @xxa110
      @xxa110 7 років тому

      Jack Mack
      that's what I get in areas when I use different soaps.. unfortunately you just have to try it out, they do disappear though

    • @Riskbreaker_Riot
      @Riskbreaker_Riot 7 років тому

      old spice gives me that. my skin will peel off.

  • @MrBaconstrips13
    @MrBaconstrips13 7 років тому +1

    James looks so happy throughout this video, I love it!

  • @ivansinful8462
    @ivansinful8462 7 років тому +5

    James looks in shape again 😮.

  • @MassProduced
    @MassProduced 7 років тому +1

    Jesus James. You're looking good. keep up the hard work, man!

  • @Vuadanee
    @Vuadanee 7 років тому +7

    James looks so adorable with large eyes

  • @soomiesoom
    @soomiesoom 7 років тому +1

    wow, it's 2012 james! he looks better and better each episode.

  • @jsxll_1140
    @jsxll_1140 7 років тому +8

    James you look like you did in 2011 and I'm liking it tbh

  • @bigcheese42000
    @bigcheese42000 7 років тому

    I've been watching James for so long and TO SEE him look like this again puts a huge smile on my face. I FUCKING love you.

  • @theapplecommunity5021
    @theapplecommunity5021 7 років тому +7

    James is daddy material.

  • @Hissora
    @Hissora 7 років тому

    Im so glad James says flavors for scents because I do too. now I know Im not alone in the world.

  • @kumakisu
    @kumakisu 7 років тому +15

    That deodorant was pretty much just a chemical weapon.

  • @Artillery3000
    @Artillery3000 7 років тому

    A holiday gift guide the day before Christmas. When amazon sortation centers don't even work on Christmas. Nice upload time guys lol

  • @HarleyQuinn-nl7zv
    @HarleyQuinn-nl7zv 7 років тому +21

    I can already tell these business's are going to be more out of business then The Creatures.... Wait who are they again?

    • @XxAeroxXable
      @XxAeroxXable 7 років тому +3

      Harrison Hotchkiss Who?

    • @marsnova0617
      @marsnova0617 7 років тому +2

      Harrison Hotchkiss The creatures are so dead that they can't even break 100K views anymore.

    • @nenenomusic
      @nenenomusic 7 років тому +3

      Than*

  • @Gone1229
    @Gone1229 7 років тому

    i love that aleks plays the surprised one at the start but already has a mic on him.

  • @UndErTHe102
    @UndErTHe102 7 років тому +3

    When Aleks put the hat on it reminded me of The Minish Cap.

  • @mikaylabayless595
    @mikaylabayless595 7 років тому +1

    JAMES LOOKS SO GOOD IM YELLING

  • @sourcesauce
    @sourcesauce 7 років тому +16

    james has lost so much weight holy shit
    is smol james coming back?

  • @ARealCupcake
    @ARealCupcake 7 років тому

    I've been waiting for this ever since I hear Aleks say you guys get hurt! No one got hurt in this video, maybe the next?

  • @J-BiRTH
    @J-BiRTH 7 років тому +10

    Releasing a gift guide on Christmas day, Good job CowChop.

  • @schmogless6480
    @schmogless6480 7 років тому

    I don't knwo why but seeing Aleks playing the smart guitar calmed me

  • @RexWort
    @RexWort 7 років тому +28

    This is going to be first hospital accident.

    • @RexWort
      @RexWort 7 років тому +4

      🏥🚑🚨

  • @brandnewer
    @brandnewer 7 років тому

    I like this authentic cow chop, not like the usual over the top edgy humor

  • @Fridge_Fiend
    @Fridge_Fiend 7 років тому +6

    Thanks i can use this for last hour christmas shopping.

  • @radicalxg8282
    @radicalxg8282 7 років тому

    $1,000 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE, i bet thats the one thousand bucks aleks got from his stream from Warrentml donation, much appreaciated man, we got a nice video out of it!

  • @deathsythe3764
    @deathsythe3764 7 років тому +4

    James is looking ripped AF

  • @josh.salles
    @josh.salles 7 років тому +1

    They're both hilarious in this episode, I want more of this. I missed them,

  • @chrismartin1805
    @chrismartin1805 7 років тому +11

    I want to see what happens to Aleks when everything starts to kick it

  • @leophilippon8652
    @leophilippon8652 7 років тому

    anything that has james and aleks conversing thogether his a win for me :)

  • @orshu45
    @orshu45 7 років тому +44

    What happened to Aleks next morning? Was he burned? Im worried :(

    • @raphaelguzman5263
      @raphaelguzman5263 7 років тому +2

      orshu45 he obviously wiped it off after this vid or it was edited out when he went to the bathroom.

    • @Riskbreaker_Riot
      @Riskbreaker_Riot 7 років тому +39

      he got diarrhea and every time he wiped he hit the red spot from the allergic reaction from the deodorant.

    • @thomasmckenzie7478
      @thomasmckenzie7478 7 років тому +5

      orshu45 How's it obvious?

    • @jacobjones6913
      @jacobjones6913 4 роки тому

      Whaaat

  • @chillypenguin7493
    @chillypenguin7493 7 років тому +1

    every time they use effects in the video like the big eyes thing I die of laughter

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 7 років тому +5

    James has rosey cheeks just like santa

  • @tkrice4789
    @tkrice4789 7 років тому +1

    James' description of the jamdick sounded worse than the chemical burns looked "ding a ling a ling" and you go "ding a ling a ling"

  • @v2sgo
    @v2sgo 7 років тому +5

    I love how James used to be the chaotic one back in the creatures days now he is so happy and loving

  • @someguy1449
    @someguy1449 5 років тому

    First episode I ever watched, I remember after I went and watched all the episodes previous, stuff still makes my day

  • @TehMapleDude
    @TehMapleDude 6 років тому +3

    Can't wait for the 2017 version :D

  • @SashaTriple6
    @SashaTriple6 7 років тому +1

    2012 james is back! well done dude

  • @sharkaspree203
    @sharkaspree203 7 років тому +10

    I'm not gay but James is James

  • @hoodz428
    @hoodz428 7 років тому

    James is slimming down and looking like his old self again keep getting them gains james

  • @colbymoore1992
    @colbymoore1992 7 років тому +24

    What if this burns my gooche

  • @DoctorDjChibiDXTech
    @DoctorDjChibiDXTech 7 років тому +1

    That last remark reminds me of that catchy tune: *WTF IS GOING OOONNNN?!?!?!???!!!!!!*

  • @FieldTestedSemenKun
    @FieldTestedSemenKun 7 років тому +6

    *Christmas Eve*
    "It might be past the Holiday Season..."

  • @ghostieathenattv
    @ghostieathenattv 7 років тому

    it's probably no where near the holidays when this goes up
    goes up on Christmas eve
    A+ james

  • @NixBuffaloBill
    @NixBuffaloBill 7 років тому +5

    This should be a new series where they try new products

  • @uni-nam
    @uni-nam 7 років тому

    James haircut is bringing back memories.