Five Comic Book Costumes So Dumb they will make you cry!

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  • @markanderson-hc1tz
    @markanderson-hc1tz 4 дні тому +14

    Daredevil's yellow and red costume. A person would have to be blind to wear that.

    • @avc9176
      @avc9176 15 годин тому +1

      Hahaha very clever, 😂

  • @inconnu3996
    @inconnu3996 4 дні тому +4

    Even Marvel writers took a shot at Captain Ultra with Jack of Hearts calling him "Captain Colorblind" 😂

  • @Mansplainer2099-jy8ps
    @Mansplainer2099-jy8ps Місяць тому +17

    Well, there's always Thor's and Wonder Woman's '90s stripperific costumes.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  Місяць тому +3

      They both definitely both qualify!! I'll add them to my list of potential costumes for future videos! Thanks for watching!

    • @Mansplainer2099-jy8ps
      @Mansplainer2099-jy8ps Місяць тому +2

      @@talesfromthelongbox There's also the Beyonder armor, the Sandman armor and Whirlwind's original oufit. EDIT: Maybe the Beetle's original armor too.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  Місяць тому +1

      @Mansplainer2099-jy8ps these are all good ones! The sandman armor one especially imo.

    • @CMWaters
      @CMWaters 5 днів тому +2

      If you want stripper-riffic, look up Cosmic Boy's from the 70s.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  5 днів тому +1

      @@CMWaters I'll check it out! Thanks for watching!

  • @willieholmes1483
    @willieholmes1483 8 годин тому +2

    I would think the recoil for Codpiece’s weapon would be rather…painful, to say the least!

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  8 годин тому +1

      @@willieholmes1483 right? Id be kinda hesitant to put anything mechanical with a bunch of moving parts near that area! Plus what happens if it jams or a misfire...ouch...

  • @chrisdymmel2934
    @chrisdymmel2934 2 дні тому +4

    I agree with all of these except Captain Ultra. That costume is fantastic! It highlights the fact that he’s primarily a comedy-based hero and I’m sure gets villains to underestimate him. The real travesty was when he ditched that costume for a generic-looking brown and yellow outfit that looked every bit the early 2000s it came from.

  • @captainmorgue.i.t.s
    @captainmorgue.i.t.s Місяць тому +8

    I think the Batman Zebra costume is 🔥🔥🔥. Thanks for this.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  Місяць тому +1

      Yeah batman in the 1960s is pretty great! Goofy but still lots of fun! Thanks for watching!

  • @charlesrothenhousen3077
    @charlesrothenhousen3077 6 днів тому +6

    Black Canary’s 80’s Justice League outfit.

  • @FlamingoKicker
    @FlamingoKicker 6 хвилин тому

    Hawkeye was ahead of his time. He was waiting for the Village People to form.

  • @Easy-Eight
    @Easy-Eight 10 днів тому +4

    Squirrel Girl and the "Taliban Approved" Captain Marvel costume of the mid 2010s were worse. That "Zebra" costume is extremely close to the Dazzle pattern paint used on warships in WWII. It made it very hard to range the targets. (they then went to night fighting and radars so Dazzle became obsolete).

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  10 днів тому

      @@Easy-Eight wow I didn't know that about the dazzle pattern that's super interesting! I'll check out those costumes you mentioned too! Thanks for watching!

  • @teabearchurchill5600
    @teabearchurchill5600 День тому +1

    So... You *didn't* twig to the fact that Captain Ultra was a gentle, humorous poke at Jack Kirby's design aesthetic?

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  День тому +1

      I always heard he was created to make fun of the legion of super heros who had all kinds of weirdos trying out to be on the team. but I can see the jack Kirby thing now that you mention it! Thanks for watching!

  • @popman1997
    @popman1997 17 днів тому +4

    In fairness to Captain Ultra, his costume does look at least half way decent when drawn by George Perez like in his first appearance. It's a back handed compliment but at least it's something.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  17 днів тому

      @@popman1997 well according to when he was created they were going for a "church window" character I think they accomplished their goal! 😆

  • @thebigchimpanski4783
    @thebigchimpanski4783 2 дні тому +2

    Codpiece deserves another chance at fame. He was ahead of his time.

  • @richardb6260
    @richardb6260 День тому +1

    Captain Ultra's costume was meant to be bad. Characters in the comic in which he first appears make fun of his costume.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  День тому

      @@richardb6260 yeah I think I remember reading he was supposed to be a parody of the weird characters auditioning to be members of legion of superheros.

  • @pulsarstargrave256
    @pulsarstargrave256 21 годину тому +1

    1. Daredevil's grey and red suit from the 90s
    2. "Batman"/Azrael 90s
    3. Wildfire Late 80s
    4. White Vision
    5. Electric Blue Superman

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  19 годин тому

      @@pulsarstargrave256 I always liked blue supes haha but I can see why people don't. I agree with the rest though! Thanks for watching!

  • @switchmasterluke1630
    @switchmasterluke1630 День тому +1

    The stupidest costume I EVER saw was that of Naked Justice from Class Comics. You probably won't be able to show it here, because, as his code name implies, EVERYTHING is hanging out!

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  День тому

      The worst costume is nothing at all!! Plus No Pockets! 😀 Thanks for watching!

  • @mandodelorian4668
    @mandodelorian4668 5 днів тому +2

    Ah, I love the Captain Ultra costume, lol.
    I imagine it looks to superheroes like the 'normal' superhero costume would look to us in IRL.
    I always thought it would be cool if Ultra got an actually good costume and could have become a real hero, instead if the total derp he's been.
    But I guess it can also go to show that even having what might be a cool power set might not keep you from being a dingus. =p

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  5 днів тому +1

      I mean Ive always liked it an so good its bad kinda way he always reminded me of combos man it was a character made of all other marvel characters for a snack food called combos pretty silly!

  • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
    @The_Infamous_Boogyman День тому +2

    Thats not zebra man, its the stripe. Brother to the spot 😅

  • @scottmcneely1927
    @scottmcneely1927 День тому

    I always thought Hawkmans costume, what there was of it, was ridiculous. Did he really need that beak?

  • @TwippyTwilight
    @TwippyTwilight 5 днів тому +1

    i thought Kyle Raynor's first Green Lantern costume looked ridiculous. His mask made him look like he didnt have a nose. The whole white stripe going down one side of the suit was just tacky looking, that fake GL emblem was also overboard and ridiculous. I couldn't even read the book after like the third issue. Painful to look at even to this day. As an artist that would have been one annoying suit to draw and make it look good each time.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  5 днів тому +1

      @@TwippyTwilight yeah the whole no nose thing bothered me too!

  • @edwinstovall3334
    @edwinstovall3334 12 днів тому +3

    That Captain Ultra outfit was purposefully done for laughs. Of COURSE it's hideous! What I can't believe is that Codpiece ever saw ink! Can you imagine trying to publish that character today!?⁉

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  12 днів тому

      @@edwinstovall3334 Oh yeah no way it would be made today but there's a lot of stuff in doom patrol that wouldn't! that comic was crazy!

  • @dnelsoncook
    @dnelsoncook День тому +2

    If you want tears (from laughter) check out Kitty Pryde's costume in Uncanny X-Men #149.

    • @mup_pet
      @mup_pet День тому +1

      Are you referring to leg warmers, orange gloves, and a jagged purple mask? 😅

  • @2FUNNYMIKE
    @2FUNNYMIKE 6 днів тому +2

    You could make a 30 minute video of batman's silly costumes from the campy 50s and 60s

  • @michaeldy3157
    @michaeldy3157 3 дні тому +1

    Doom patrol always did absurd things and villians. Even the tv show was crazy . I liked it though . And i have most of the doom patrol in omnibuses

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  3 дні тому

      @@michaeldy3157 yeah they have done some wild stuff that's for sure! Thanks for watching!!

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 4 дні тому +1

    sorry, but the first Wonderman and boob window Invisible Woman costumes were worse than Guy Garner’s costumes…I’d go further and add Vive’s and Nightwing’s first costumes as worse!
    and those weren’t tattoos: they were markings that faded when he returned to normal…
    and Codpiece was intentionally dumb: it’s Doom Patrol, their villains are supposed to be crazy or creepy or worse

  • @biffstrong1079
    @biffstrong1079 10 днів тому +4

    Wow The warrior looks like the WWF fighter the Ultimate Warrior.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  10 днів тому +1

      He does. He really does! Those comics are wild too might have to review them some time!

  • @Benzo18769
    @Benzo18769 3 дні тому +1

    The short box would be funnier if you get my meaning

  • @JestaKilla
    @JestaKilla 3 дні тому +1

    There are some amazingly bad 90s costumes, such as Thor's, Wasp's, etc. And Wonder Man has worn some awful costumes, such as his short-lived Al Milgrom green and red design in West Coast Avengers.

  • @collegerebel
    @collegerebel 2 дні тому +1

    Exactly how was Guy Gardner "Warrior" inspired by the Power Rangers? Nothing about that look says "Power Rangers".

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  2 дні тому

      @@collegerebel it's been documented by beau Smith who was working on the book at the time was being forced by higher ups to give guy powers because superheros without powers don't sell so he was just gonna give him really good fighting ability but they wanted more powers so he was forced to add the weapon "morphing" powers because he said that they thought with power rangers being popular it might sell more books.

  • @cowpuddles4851
    @cowpuddles4851 2 дні тому +1

    3-D Man, Sue Storm’s stripper look, Dazzler w/ roller skates, the list never ends.

    • @sird2333
      @sird2333 День тому

      Invisible Girl’s stripperific outfit was NICE!!!!

    • @davidgraham8299
      @davidgraham8299 20 годин тому +1

      That early '90's Sue Storm look was awesome

  • @RayCollins-dv4ts
    @RayCollins-dv4ts 19 днів тому +4

    No surprise Codpiece was on this list

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  19 днів тому +1

      @@RayCollins-dv4ts yeah I don't think there's much out there that can beat how stupid his costume is! Thanks for watching!

    • @mac1701e
      @mac1701e 3 дні тому +2

      I think whoever came up with that watched a Japanese horror/comedy movie called Tokyo Gore Police, in the movie a character actually has a schlong cannon

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  3 дні тому +1

      @mac1701e what? Really I mean id say I was surprised but then I remember it's Japan and all kinds of crazy stuff come out of there haha!

    • @monkeybash3000
      @monkeybash3000 2 дні тому +2

      He was on the live-action show too!

  • @kimbelsimpson7535
    @kimbelsimpson7535 19 днів тому +2

    I remember that they used to call Capt. Ultra Captain Color blind.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  19 днів тому +1

      @@kimbelsimpson7535 I mean it's a perfect name for him!!

    • @kimbelsimpson7535
      @kimbelsimpson7535 19 днів тому +1

      ​@@talesfromthelongboxYeah, I know I thought so back in the 80s.

  • @PointdexterBullseye
    @PointdexterBullseye Місяць тому +6

    Wonder Man has had awful costumes. I like his Safari Jacket outfit, toigh.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  Місяць тому

      @@PointdexterBullseye yeah he does! And the safari one is where he wore the jet belt right?

    • @PointdexterBullseye
      @PointdexterBullseye Місяць тому +2

      @talesfromthelongbox Yes , he had three other cpstumes with jet pack, I cant remeber if he had more.

    • @robertduane5840
      @robertduane5840 10 днів тому

      How about the original Giant Man costume? A giant wearing a costume that made him look like an overgrown ant was pretty bad. The Wasp herself said that that costume was the most atrocious thing since Castro's beard. Right on! She made sure that he wouldn't wear that ridiculous-looking outfit any longer as she herself put it. I thought that the addition of the blue helmet and her blue vest design to tie in with the helmet was a lot better. He went from bad to pretty awesome. And it's one of my all time favorite superhero costumes. Too bad that look didn't last long, and it soon disappeared for good.

    • @PointdexterBullseye
      @PointdexterBullseye 10 днів тому

      @@robertduane5840 But Wonder Man s outfits are worse. They are on a category of rheir own.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  10 днів тому

      @robertduane5840 yeah I always liked that costume. I think his yellow jacket one was always weird with the shoulder things. I think my favorite is the blue and yellow Goliath costume! Thanks for watching!

  • @JumpingJesus4
    @JumpingJesus4 2 дні тому +1

    I'm a CIS, straight, and very weepy guy. But none of these costumes make me cry. I like Zebra Batman and Purple Hawkeye. Or as I call him, Zebra/Bat Man! He comes from the zebra/bat people from the Zebra/Bat Planet!

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  2 дні тому

      @@JumpingJesus4 that would be a better back story for him! Thanks for watching!

    • @JumpingJesus4
      @JumpingJesus4 День тому

      @talesfromthelongbox That is the real back story, of you read between the lines and are as stubborn as I am!

  • @gserhardt
    @gserhardt 2 дні тому +1

    Hawkeye should have come in at #2. I remember when that crap debuted and the collective groans that came with it. SUPER dumb.

  • @LB__1
    @LB__1 2 дні тому

    Daredevil's puke colored yellow costume was an eyesore and Iron Man's original armour wasn't much better.

  • @robertduane5840
    @robertduane5840 10 днів тому +1

    What about the original Giant Man costume? It made him look like an overgrown ant. Pretty bad, right? I agreed 100 percent with Jan who said it was the most atrocious thing since Castro's beard. Right on! She made the blue vest part of it to tie in with the new blue helmet. I didn't much care for the new helmet's power of changing the size of objects, if I remember that right, but he went from bad to pretty awesome. It's too bad it didn't last long after that. It's one of my all time favorite superhero costumes. If I ever make a top ten superhero costumes list, this one will be on it.

  • @carizmakeith326
    @carizmakeith326 9 днів тому +2

    The Zebra Man idea and custom design is Awesome… The creator of this character just needs to rewrite his ability and the way his powers are used.. Instead of using his ability for lifting objects” which doesn’t make any sense.. He could use his ability to blend in with the environment so that he can confuse his enemies.. Similar to what an Zebra does in the Sahara to confuse lions and predators who threaten their lives and young.. The Warrior is an Awesome idea 💡 for a Hero but not for Guy Gardener.. He needs to be his own character an hero. With a new name identity the whole works.. Ultra Man is Awesome but his power set is written wrong.. The suit needs to be toned down a little and he’ll be a perfect Avenger…

  • @robinredick8952
    @robinredick8952 4 дні тому

    What? Zebra Bat-man rules! JK. Fun list!

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  4 дні тому

      I mean he does kinda rule in that so bad hes good kinda way! Thanks for watching!

  • @simonagree4070
    @simonagree4070 4 дні тому +1

    Agree with all of that. I have to say, why does any hero have a cape? It just looks silly, especially on a hero who doesn't fly through the air, and even on those it still seems silly -- think of the drag! The Vision is particularly silly -- he walks through walls and floats like a zeppelin. Why a cape? Nu?

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  4 дні тому +1

      haha they make this exact point in the movie the Incredibles they even show multiple heros being messed up just because of their cape one gets sucked into a jet engine, another gets it stuck on a rocket I think? Maybe vision does because scarlet witch thinks he looks good wearing one?

    • @simonagree4070
      @simonagree4070 4 дні тому

      That was in Watchmen, too. Dollar Bill gets shot to death when his cape is stuck in a revolving door. Of course, it was ridiculous that the bank he was guarding would even have a revolving door in the first place. Alan Moore was making a point about capes.

  • @earlleeruhf3130
    @earlleeruhf3130 День тому +1

    Power Man wore a cool red jacket, black pants with knee high boots, shades and small twin jets on his hips for flying. Then the comic artist gave him an ugly green an yellow body suit, a huge jet rocket on his back and took away his shades which actually left him Squinting in every panel. It was Horrible.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  День тому +1

      Yeah it's pretty bad he might be showing up in a future video 😉 thanks for watching!!

    • @willieholmes1483
      @willieholmes1483 8 годин тому

      I think you’re thinking about Wonder Man.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  8 годин тому

      @@willieholmes1483 yeah your right I just read it as wonderman haha

    • @earlleeruhf3130
      @earlleeruhf3130 3 години тому

      @@talesfromthelongbox I apologys. It has been a while since I read the comic.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  3 години тому

      @earlleeruhf3130 I've made the same mistake before especially since both of them have pretty similar name.

  • @raulzavala9061
    @raulzavala9061 2 дні тому

    Valiant comics Magnus the Robot Fighter with his frilly skirt and go-go boots to me made him look like a pansy.

  • @FlamingoKicker
    @FlamingoKicker 4 хвилини тому

    What about the version of Dr. Fate from the '90s simply called Fate?

  • @tommiecarlton8179
    @tommiecarlton8179 14 годин тому +1

    Hyperion's Diaper

  • @glenwhite4443
    @glenwhite4443 5 днів тому +1

    4:40 - ...HAHAHA!!! Brilliant!!!

  • @LouiseWatson-Carver
    @LouiseWatson-Carver 8 днів тому +1

    Mister Miracle (Scott Free) [DC], Vision [Marvel]

    • @ReflexVE
      @ReflexVE 6 днів тому

      I'd give Mister Miracle a past, he's literally a circus style stuntman in his day job, his costume is supposed to be loud.

  • @Night_Raptor_5991
    @Night_Raptor_5991 Місяць тому +3

    04:34 what the hell is this? 😂

  • @mac1701e
    @mac1701e 3 дні тому

    Cosmic boys laye 70s early 80s costume was real bad

  • @nctpti2073
    @nctpti2073 4 дні тому

    Hey, kid. Kids today have their own dumb fashion trends. Most of these were cook in their day. And that Doom Patrol dinner was pretty obviously intentionally idiotic. Comic relief villains are a thing.

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  4 дні тому

      @@nctpti2073 I mean I was around when most of them came out and they might have been cool then but they've aged bad kinda like pouches X-Men era. It was 100% Intentional! Thanks for watching!

  • @PuncherOfAbs
    @PuncherOfAbs 5 днів тому +3

    The to much flesh Susan storm costume.

  • @AnthonyArena-g7l
    @AnthonyArena-g7l 2 години тому

    I did not like any of these costumes, except I do like the 1978 Hawkeye costume. He looked very Greco-Roman heroic in it. He reminded me of Hercules or Achilles. The bare legs don't make him look foolish to me, on the contrary, it makes him look bold and strong, like a WWF or WWE wrestler in a Samson or Apollo like tunic. I agree the other costumes weren't very good though. I don't know what comics company that last one with the codpiece gun is from, but I have to guess it's gotta be an underground comix book, and not a Marvel or DC or any other legit company. Underground comix are intentionally irreverent and go way over the line on purpose for shock value. I can't see that codpiece getting greenlighted in any editor's boardroom. That only gets printed and published in the underground comix world, where the artist himself is also self-publishing, am I right?

    • @talesfromthelongbox
      @talesfromthelongbox  Годину тому

      He's actually a doom patrol villain which is published by DC but doom patrol has always had crazy stuff happening in it!

  • @MrRLP402
    @MrRLP402 3 дні тому

    I agree with everything on this list.

  • @bobbyhulll8737
    @bobbyhulll8737 5 годин тому

    Jack of Hearts

  • @Srnrmn
    @Srnrmn День тому

    Warrior was cool 😎👍

  • @oonwing
    @oonwing День тому +1

    Nooooo!!!

  • @robertenyart9982
    @robertenyart9982 4 години тому +1

    Lots of costumes from the 1990s were awful.

  • @censorshipsucks9493
    @censorshipsucks9493 12 годин тому +1

    The Susan Richard's practically a bikini costume should have been included in this.

  • @weaktea4252
    @weaktea4252 3 дні тому +1

    Marvel's The Porcupine. The original Green Lantern.

  • @antoniodiego9357
    @antoniodiego9357 День тому +1

    There is the Dick Grayson, Jason Todd Robin costume that can make this list