"I haven't slept in 3 days. This is no longer a haha funny joke I am genuinely crying for help at this point. Every waking second of my life is spent in premiere pro editing memeulous videos. I have inserted this message into a few frames of this video so that George doesn't see it. Please help I want to see my family."
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear gahahi
James really wants to make sure you never forget these things about him: 1. He is trilingual 2. He owns 7 guitars 3. He had his first kiss when he was 9 4. He has a degree 5. He is one 16th indigenous Canadian 6. He has hazel eyes with gold flecks 7. He has a girlfriend 8. He didn’t vote for Brexit (so he says) 9. He isn’t a Tory (so he says) 10. He loves the poor (so he says) 11. His dad is better looking than him 12. He is 6 ft 4 13. He is selling a concrete table 14. He was born in Switzerland
Memeulous: What do u hate most in the world James? James: People who dont subscribe to the eboys channel Dont try to hide it James we all know u hate the poor
I agree with George about computers shutting down. The amount of pain I felt when my laptop automatically did a Microsoft 10 update while I was playing Papa's Freezeria, and logging back in to find out it lost all of my progress... Unfathomable.
5:55 My dad believes in the Aztec theory because my great grandma died and when they buried her they saw a butterfly and the butterfly was following them and I see that same butterfly all the time when I go to have fun outside of my home.
8:11 if you spend one 356th of your life brushing your teeth that means for every year you spend over a full day brushing your teeth. And one 24th of your life being on holiday would be one holiday a month. I wish I could have one holiday a month...
"nobody's angry after a massage" dude if I had to get a massage I would be angry and stressed as hell because being touched like that makes me panic. especially because when you get a professional back massage they make you take your shirt off. it's FAR from soothing.
There are two pssibilites: 1. WatchData lies because you can't know what happens after death 2.WatchData is actually god, which has the most terrifying philisophical implications ever. period.
6:28 Are you guys not gonna talk about how In the animal sleep comparison video that there’s a cyanobacteria... bacteria are extremely distant relatives to animals they’re not even eukaryotes. The title of the video should have been Comparison: Living Thangs Sleep.
George: "what do you hate most in the world, James?"
James: ( *trying not to say poor people* )
I read this just as they said it 😂
It's true the other day I saw him beating a poor person with a ballon
Or people not listening to the prefect in school
Ha
@@zackleburg7429 i
I'm saying this now and sticking with this. WE STAN EDITOR JOE. He obviously has fun editing videos, and does a good job
‘Has fun’ or is being held hostage and can’t say otherwise
And a great sense off humour lol
Uh... have you looked at the subreddit recently? Editor Joe left a message in a few frames, try to pause it perfectly, you'll see
Emmi Animations he did in this video as well, we need to free joe
Emmi Animations can you time stamp it
"sex is like a magic hug" sounds like what that dodgy bloke at the youth centre said
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
james - the most annoying thing is that not everyone is trilingual.
i may not be trilingual but the poor make me livid 😡
i too am trilingual and hate the p**r 😡
*yeah boys up the Boris privatise the nhs*
@Henry Schimming fucn alexander boris de pfefel johnson
@@epicgamerchannel6230 *good*
george : calling out alex every other sentence
two minutes later
george: ⁱ’ᵐ ʲᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˡᵉˣ ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰⁱˢ
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
It was adorable
9:52
Maria Alonso why do so many people have that bird as their pf pic
Am I missing something?
@@cherryhearts2143 its a bear birds don't have circle noses and a mouth they have NOSE AND B E A K
"I haven't slept in 3 days. This is no longer a haha funny joke I am genuinely crying for help at this point. Every waking second of my life is spent in premiere pro editing memeulous videos. I have inserted this message into a few frames of this video so that George doesn't see it. Please help I want to see my family."
Huh
Ello Tom
6:44
oh
Oof
“you know it really 𝓹𝓮𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓼 me off”
keeping your ad revenue I see
We really got George saying that he loves Alex, but James talks over him by talking about the piss bottle, we were robbed
When George’s editor does a face reveal before George
Bruh
Bruh
he do be kinda cute tho
@@SkiddlyBink he looks more like a kyle than a joe
he’s adorable
now that’s a bruh moment if i’ve ever seen one
Alex wasn't in the video but he clearly still was on George heart and mind
Ale xia and in the hallway, in piss form
James: Human Trauma
The poor people he spat on: *intense* *shaking*
George: Alex sleeps 16 hours a day
Also George: I never get any peace and quiet living with Alex
i ruined ur 69 likes😎😎
must be some really loud snoring
Jesus Christ he's back, stop him before he becomes a great danger for humanity
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear gahahi
@axxl stop this copy pasta or I'll mas report all ur vids
AxxL oh shit you’re back.
Ghazi ok :p
uh theres no jesus theres the aztec theory stop being offensive to us butterflies
James is genuinely so funny, he delivers his jokes in such a stupid smart tone it's hilarious
very david mitchell esc, love him
the most annoying thing was the end of live laugh Luton
baCk iN luToN🤫
go to the WillNE channel
Lmao I'm from Luton.
When you actually live in Luton 😭😭 it’s a shithole
@@Unknown-oz8ic lmao I don't care
This video should be titled: James and George call out ImAllexx for 10 minutes and 40 seconds
Eat yo cereal 😎
Ok I will
@@getoutthekitchen8499 dad?
Why does everyone have that profile pic
@@gingaid5217 Because of this: ua-cam.com/video/E-97M7rK-rs/v-deo.html
James really wants to make sure you never forget these things about him:
1. He is trilingual
2. He owns 7 guitars
3. He had his first kiss when he was 9
4. He has a degree
5. He is one 16th indigenous Canadian
6. He has hazel eyes with gold flecks
7. He has a girlfriend
8. He didn’t vote for Brexit (so he says)
9. He isn’t a Tory (so he says)
10. He loves the poor (so he says)
11. His dad is better looking than him
12. He is 6 ft 4
13. He is selling a concrete table
14. He was born in Switzerland
How’d ya write that so fast
@@JoKujo IKR-
NeverForget2004 . c+p
NeverForget2004 . it's copied and pasted
How did you know about the vid in two minutes
George: What do you hate the most James.
James: Poor people
Alex daily routine is
16 hours of sleep
8 hours of straight waffle
Fruit Punch plus 6 hours of pissing in a bottle
@@pastelcrazes882 ah yes, a 30 hour day
I get the joke don’t whoosh me
bi waffle*
James: how is brustle spro-
George: GRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Things that James hate:
1. Homeless ppl
2. Homeless ppl
3. Homeless ppl
You forgot homeless people.
You forgot orpahanges cause there technically poor
@@yeetusking1237 my bad
I felt called out when they talked about Alex’s sleep schedule. Cause same
Nobody:
George: ᵍʳʳʳ
H
@@Fvnkee How do you do small text 😂😂
❡ԻԻԻ
The second I saw this George stared in and eloquent manner “Grr”
🅶🆁🆁🆁
“Sex is just basically a magic hug, isn’t it” - George Memeulous 2020
The least annoying thing on the internet: Did you know James is trilingual?
Did you know he has hazel eyes with golden flecks?
Did you know that he’s 6’4 and owns a concrete table?
Did you know that he's 1/16th indigenous Canadian?
Did you know he can play the guitar?
Did you know he
8:05
No George, penguins don't hibernate. They nest and breed in the dark winter months.
"Nobody is unhappy after a soothing massage"
Jeffrey Epstein: 😳
think he was a little too happy...
XD
Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
@@aj2218 ikr
@@f.b.i.2600 wait
George: What do you hate most in the world.
James: The poor, the homeless, and of course the disadvantaged youths
Memeulous: What do u hate most in the world James?
James: People who dont subscribe to the eboys channel
Dont try to hide it James we all know u hate the poor
And those who don’t condone spitting on the poor
@@Nekromancer98 ikr😂😂😂
@@KKSliderBuns 😂😂😂
Comment was funny but you ruined it with the edit
jon Cupps yes he did
9:52 'I love you Alex'
George: James what do you hate the most
James' head: *tHe pOoR*
“What do you hate most in the world James?”
The poor
this meme is almost as old as Covid’s victims
シJustUrTypicalTeenager 😂😂😂😂
Hol up covid victims
the bi/mono linguals
I made it 667 likes
George: "What do you hate the most in the world, James?"
James: *thinking silently* poor people
Half of this video is just George complaining about Alex
James and George : Who gets angry of misspelt sign ?
Also James and George : Proceed to angry at a misspelt sign 😂
0:32 omg George sounded ADORABLE 🥺
*S I M P*
simp
Simpress
You don’t understand how happy I was when James and George actually cared about the age of consent and how stupidly low it was 😂
Most Hated Things: 100% Probability, Beardless James
It would have been gold if they put an unskippable as right here 2:18
Did you know that A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Yes
No I did not :D but that’s so cute oml 🐂🐄
Yes. Aj facts
Yeeee
No
10:02 never forget about those 24/7 lofi hip hop beats radio to relax/study to listeners
You're not a true memeulous fan until you sit through every add just so he can get that extra 20p.
What if you don't get ads on his videos?
Why is no one talking about his editor 😂 poor sod
Wow, I feel bad for George’s gears. Truly grinded.
George: "What do you hate the most on the world?"
James: "Poor people"
**the video says bullies**
James: **slight evil villian laugh**
Chance of being a tory 1/2
George:”well im not a tory”
*looks at James*
"The best part of toilet paper is the brown bit"
I thought james only likes things that where rich and white? Perhaps the archives are incomplete.
jeez
Hello there
General kenobi
He uses copper
Riley Newnham you are a bold one.
James screaming into the mic at the end is me when on call with anyone
Petition for George to read his fanfics in the next video
⬇️
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PETITIONS!!!!!! THIS IS TOTALLY NOT YOUR WAY OF FARMING LIKES YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! 🧂🧂🧂😅😅😅😅
@@knightofelm9409 stop it get some help
I actually want to see that but I also don’t want to see that (...?)
I want that but likebait
he's already read fanfiction
That buffering got me😂
Most annoying thing imAllexx edition
Not getting 7 figures in monthly revenue
What This Video Should Have Been Called:
*george talks about magic hugs for 10 minutes straight*
2:13 i once got a 15 minute ad that i couldnt skip
Lies be like:
I agree with George about computers shutting down. The amount of pain I felt when my laptop automatically did a Microsoft 10 update while I was playing Papa's Freezeria, and logging back in to find out it lost all of my progress... Unfathomable.
i’m still waiting for george and alex’s wedding date.
I bought them a toaster
i bought a bunch of bottles
@@viennas. I bought them a bath
I bought them a cave bear.
ok
George: "what do you hate most in the world?"
James : **controlling himself from saying poor people**
Only person getting me through lockdown
When George said he brings happiness I could hear the smile lmao
every single memeulous video:
memeulous: posts
everyone: rushes straight to the comments section
every single video*
Please stop
3:51 should the new ‘everything is fine’ image instead of the dog in a burning house lmao
0:14 you could also use that description for flat earthers
‘I know something about you … ’
‘You think beardless James Marriott is terrifying … ’
Nobody:
George: making everyone’s quarantine better
@@Umar-en1xb i know
5:55 My dad believes in the Aztec theory because my great grandma died and when they buried her they saw a butterfly and the butterfly was following them and I see that same butterfly all the time when I go to have fun outside of my home.
8:11 if you spend one 356th of your life brushing your teeth that means for every year you spend over a full day brushing your teeth. And one 24th of your life being on holiday would be one holiday a month. I wish I could have one holiday a month...
that laugh tho . u literally interrupted me laughing with that high pitch.>>
People arent subscribed to the Eboys channel?
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
Thanks Obi wan, very cool!
@Obi-Wan Kenobi Hello There
Juliet Cairns. General Kenobi
The most hated thing is not being able to see George's beautiful eyes in every video😔
Slide: listening to music is above having sex
George: id rather be getting laid
Same man, same. 🤣🤣💀
“Who is only socialising for 2 hours a week?”
Me: 👀
10:39 is what my sleep paralysis demon sounds like.
Frogs sleep for like 12 hours a day unless there’s threat of predators but like-
Me after watching 4 hours of UA-cam straight: finally resists the urge to watch more and begins to do house work
Memeuless: here we have video :)
9:06 Now that is extremely clever
"nobody's angry after a massage" dude if I had to get a massage I would be angry and stressed as hell because being touched like that makes me panic. especially because when you get a professional back massage they make you take your shirt off. it's FAR from soothing.
Wow edgy
@@pilkers2or, y’know, some of us are autistic.
@@TheeEnglishKnight ok
The buffering part actually got me I’m so tired lmao
6:44
Someone help him
Oh god
0:38
James: people who aren’t trilingual
“You’re telling me that brussel sprouts are more hated than stepping in sh-“
UA-cam: DAIRY QUEEN ADD
George saying I’m joking Alex I love you is so wholesome
0:38 “poor people”
"I'll never have a magic hug"
-me
7:33 so that's why Alex always looks so tired on videos...
There are two pssibilites:
1. WatchData lies because you can't know what happens after death
2.WatchData is actually god, which has the most terrifying philisophical implications ever. period.
George: ALL THE FACTS ARE JUST WRONG
Ur a spy
@@Jonas______ how
The moment you said "Poor internet" my internet disconnected wtf
You’re telling me Brussels sprouts make people angrier than stepping in dog shi- the new swifter were jet...
Running out of toilet paper doesn’t cause anger it’s despair
6:28 Are you guys not gonna talk about how In the animal sleep comparison video that there’s a cyanobacteria... bacteria are extremely distant relatives to animals they’re not even eukaryotes. The title of the video should have been Comparison: Living Thangs Sleep.
3:39 ight whatever u say mr marriott
Are we not gonna talk about how James was drinking out of that glass
i just love that scream at the end.
is no one gonna talk about George’s editor he’s being held hostage
i love how all of them love alex so much
Most hated thing, beardless James Marriott spitting on kids
0:37 James on the inside: The poor.
8:52 '1 84nd of your life'
“i hate when my computer just shuts down”
“oh my computers never done that” *laughs in loaded*
Long hugs: exist
That guy: ( * ‿ * )