How good are phone calls with Mum where they have to cycle through all the people they've interacted with since you last spoke and literally all of them are 'well', except occasionally they're 'not well' which means they're going to be dead soon
"Do you remember my girlfriend, Cheryl?" "No." "No? You've met Cheryl!" "I don't think so.." "YOU HAVE! We had lunch with her on mother's day last year! She's the woman with the kids and brown hair. She liked you!" "We had lunch with my sister and your husband, mum. There was no one else. It was at the shitty pub carvery because you sprung it on us too late and everything else was booked." "Well I know you and your sister're too good for a good pub meal, but WE LIKED IT! Anyway, it must have been the last year. You know Cheryl. I'm god mother to her daughter, Gracie!" "I have literally never met this Cheryl woman." "You definitely have. Anyway, Cheryl, my girlfriend. She was telling me that she knows a guy who says he used to work with your uncle Charlie. You remember uncle Charlie, right?" "Nope. He was the one I never met." "He stayed with us for Christmas last year!"
I think maybe Jordie has some quite dark childhood traumas, and uses this channel, and the comedic humour behind it, as a mechanism to *THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT!*
How is dijon mustard so delicious but hot english mustard is worse than raisin bread & coriander? f*ck I didn't even think it was possible to get worse than raisin bread until I tried hot english mustard
Ah yes, the Aussie single mum. Number 1 consumer of goon in this country, only just kicking the 15yo girls who have a 95% chance of punching darts before school out of 1st place by just 2 glasses, for every round of goon of fortune.
Instead I was punching holes and breaking tennis rackets, but don't worry, my parents didn't care just as long as I was winning, but I was always against senior division adults who couldn't hit a two-handed backhand to save Jackie's Chan music career.
Every time I watch his videos I ask the same question 😂 Some of his content like this is so oddly specific, that it seems to have come from personal experience.
I dont know how many times I coped the "your just like your father" crap! It's like, well you decided to have babys with him. What did you expect? That half my dna isn't his? And the drinking and terrible friends that talk absolute shit omg so spot on.
It's really scary how much I relate to this. Even the fucking Bill Granger part cause my mum literally does the graphic design for his menus, logo and books
I have a mate who brought a brand new bmw next day i had 33 missed calls at 6am because the thing wouldn't start and he wanted me to fix it so i went over and it turns out that the key barrel is fucked literally less reliable than my old 1973 holden Kingswood hq ute but iv modified mine so yeah
You forgot the obsession with "alternative medicine", being strongly anti-vax, the "live-love-laugh" an other similarly obnoxious motivational pieces hung about the house, and of course the heavy amount of christian messages they'll spout. But other then that pretty spot on.
derrrrrrrp 72 doses of vaccines before the age of 2 is normal....all hail modern western medicine.....we are at the pinnacle of evolution derppppppp....im gonna scull a case of beer and watch football every weekend as my religion, everything alternative is bullshit even tho i have never researched or tried any of it and i like to paint everyone with the same brush and im just really scared and insecure deep down cause i don't know were my life is going and don't understand how the world and our bodies work so i'll just live in ignorance derrrrrrp
@ChrisHallett83 hahahahah yeah ok bro. Im negligent because i chose not to conform to modern bias money making bullshit science. I'm negligent because i chose to read 42 paragraphs of precautions and adverse reaction for a Vaccine, which one of is the actual disease itself. Im reckless cause I didn't inject a Hepatitis B shot into my daughter on her first day of life for a blood and sexually transmitted disease. A vaccine that has 250 mcgs of aluminum and they’re giving it to infants, premature infants, and very low birth weight babies. These babies are having apnea, SIDS, problems with breathing, their oxygen saturation rates are dropping in the neonatal intensive care units. Yes im insane to think that it's wrong to give the same shots to every child, all of which have different immune systems and different genetics. But it's ok. don't fear. I have no choice but to vaccinate and contribute to the 95% Sheeple money making herd immunity because in my dictatorship country Australia, we don't really have a choice, as we are not allowed to send our children to day care if we don’t. So I’ll be following a delayed schedule similar to Japan, who happen to have the lowest infant mortality rate funny enough. But Im just an ignorant reckless idiot that doesn’t research.
i cant believe i havent commented on this sooner but the whole car skit is 100% right. my dad had to give the first car we to my mum. she didnt want it because it was old and if he got it she would have to pay mantainence even though my dad fixed it and was keeping it well functioning only until he he finally decided to sell it years later after she didnt want it
“You know I’d never say anything bad about your father…”
“That’s not true it’s your life’s passion”
Holy fucking shit that hit me right in the trauma
How good are phone calls with Mum where they have to cycle through all the people they've interacted with since you last spoke and literally all of them are 'well', except occasionally they're 'not well' which means they're going to be dead soon
Legit can relate
Accurate af.
"Do you remember my girlfriend, Cheryl?"
"No."
"No? You've met Cheryl!"
"I don't think so.."
"YOU HAVE! We had lunch with her on mother's day last year! She's the woman with the kids and brown hair. She liked you!"
"We had lunch with my sister and your husband, mum. There was no one else. It was at the shitty pub carvery because you sprung it on us too late and everything else was booked."
"Well I know you and your sister're too good for a good pub meal, but WE LIKED IT! Anyway, it must have been the last year. You know Cheryl. I'm god mother to her daughter, Gracie!"
"I have literally never met this Cheryl woman."
"You definitely have. Anyway, Cheryl, my girlfriend. She was telling me that she knows a guy who says he used to work with your uncle Charlie. You remember uncle Charlie, right?"
"Nope. He was the one I never met."
"He stayed with us for Christmas last year!"
My mum isn't even single and acts like this 😆😄
I'd question who your real dad is if I was you.
*draws UNO Wild card*
Exactly, this is just a caricature of a certain type of person, there are no doubt women like this who aren't even Mums :)
that means ur dad was a dumb ass
because if ur mom aint crazy and she single nigga fucked up
Honestly mate, A little to close to home.
Literally.
i know it says more about me than the jokes but the emotional blackmail bits are... more discomfiting than anything
honestly surprised there wasn't the convo about ur hot single teacher in primary, but the emotional blackmail... spot on
Fuck you I'm an Actor named Samuel. You guys don't have shit on what I'm feeling from this video.
Spritestuff l
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I think maybe Jordie has some quite dark childhood traumas, and uses this channel, and the comedic humour behind it, as a mechanism to *THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT!*
Oh well my childhood sucked then
Nice scars you're got there bro. Wearing em with pride.
Which ones, I didn't see
Or am I dumb lol
@@eren-_ emotional scars friend
@@duikerlosmond4161 okay yeah lol
Leave the Dijon mustard out of this Jordie..
Mate oportos Chilly sauce is the shit
Hey just take 5, OK?
How is dijon mustard so delicious but hot english mustard is worse than raisin bread & coriander? f*ck I didn't even think it was possible to get worse than raisin bread until I tried hot english mustard
this is the most comedic depiction of raging female narcissism
Yes! More Jordie crossdressing!
I’d fuck Trap Jordie
You are disgusting.
I don’t even notice anymore...
Is this what the media means by sexual comments on childrens videos
@@yiff "childrens" lmao ok
That's right, Jordan. Let it all out, we're here for you bro
Ah yes, the Aussie single mum. Number 1 consumer of goon in this country, only just kicking the 15yo girls who have a 95% chance of punching darts before school out of 1st place by just 2 glasses, for every round of goon of fortune.
Instead I was punching holes and breaking tennis rackets, but don't worry, my parents didn't care just as long as I was winning, but I was always against senior division adults who couldn't hit a two-handed backhand to save Jackie's Chan music career.
i cannot believe he played my pride and joy song of my hometown in the outro. this is a dream come true
I want to listen to it, link?
I love how literally every other character in these skits is called Cheril
The 'horrible little boy line' may be a throw away line but hits home
0:56 choked on my noodles 😂 being raised by a single mum it’s scary how relatable this is lol. You have a knack for skits hope to see more ^^
Dont turn off that jazz 👿
my mum uses opera, its just as poisonous
0:42 THIS IS MY HOUSE YOU'RE JUST THE REBOUND *spit flies*
It's either devastating or amazing that I can relate to this so much, especially 0:59 lol
Your not alone :D
4:00 I love how he mentioned the weather in Melbourne because I live there and he’s right there are usually 4 seasons in 1 day.
😂😂😂 Jordie who hurt you?
Every time I watch his videos I ask the same question 😂 Some of his content like this is so oddly specific, that it seems to have come from personal experience.
His parents, obviously
He's an only child
@@TheLoopy16 yet, most of it relates.
thank god jordie made this, i thought my upbringing was some weird psychological horror film that nobody ever saw.
I dont know how many times I coped the "your just like your father" crap! It's like, well you decided to have babys with him. What did you expect? That half my dna isn't his? And the drinking and terrible friends that talk absolute shit omg so spot on.
It's really scary how much I relate to this. Even the fucking Bill Granger part cause my mum literally does the graphic design for his menus, logo and books
oh that last line was wayyyyyy to accurate lol
Mum just texted me to have my multivitamins lmao
i really wish youd do more skit videos
Spat out my coffee in a fit of laughter. More please mate.
I love how the tone changes so dramatically with the sound effects 😂
I'm glad my mum was never like this growing up.
It's *always* the Simply Bill book. No exceptions. My mum has one and she's not even single 😂
As a deadbeat dad.. I feel partially responsible for contributing to this problem.
teehee
Yeah, you probably gave up all that money so she could buy that new car!
Oh my god, the 2.5 hour multivitamin phone conversation is so fucking true.
Im worried how he gets everything so accurate
The multivitamin part had me dying
If you give your kid multivitamins then you don't have to give them veggies.
it hurts how relatable this is, every single line has been uttered to me
Your comedic timing is fucking great mate. Excellent material
Nooo, how did you get it perfect 😭
Love the old format again! :D
the dave brubeck quartet was a nice touch
This is scarily accurate
“My emotions are like the weather in Melbourne. Every Season in one dayaaah!”
This is a riot! What the sound effect when the mum is having a meltdown? Great work.
Spot on with the mum car logic, my mum thinks cars fall apart after 70000kms
2.5 hour phone call before gets to point of why they rang. Reminds me of when I worked in a call center.
Why is this so accurate 😂
Too real it hurts.
This is so good
1:48 but depreciation.
I have a mate who brought a brand new bmw next day i had 33 missed calls at 6am because the thing wouldn't start and he wanted me to fix it so i went over and it turns out that the key barrel is fucked literally less reliable than my old 1973 holden Kingswood hq ute but iv modified mine so yeah
1:00 why!? Why must you be so accurate!?
Omg this is so true. Even sadder this is my life but you forgot about the parents talking about how depressing her job is.
love the take 5 background music lmao
*THIS IS MY HOUSE, YOU'RE JUST A REBOUND*
Hahahaha omg the closing song!! My youths coming back to me. Went to school with the guy "rapin" that haha
Jordan's mum impression is perfection.
Nowra is only for the most epic lads with ice addict mums
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You forgot the obsession with "alternative medicine", being strongly anti-vax, the "live-love-laugh" an other similarly obnoxious motivational pieces hung about the house, and of course the heavy amount of christian messages they'll spout. But other then that pretty spot on.
Do i know you Samuel? By the way we also do yoga!
derrrrrrrp 72 doses of vaccines before the age of 2 is normal....all hail modern western medicine.....we are at the pinnacle of evolution derppppppp....im gonna scull a case of beer and watch football every weekend as my religion, everything alternative is bullshit even tho i have never researched or tried any of it and i like to paint everyone with the same brush and im just really scared and insecure deep down cause i don't know were my life is going and don't understand how the world and our bodies work so i'll just live in ignorance derrrrrrp
@ChrisHallett83 na that sticker is lame as fuck.
@@heartist256 It's still offered more intelligent sayings than you have in here
@ChrisHallett83 hahahahah yeah ok bro. Im negligent because i chose not to conform to modern bias money making bullshit science. I'm negligent because i chose to read 42 paragraphs of precautions and adverse reaction for a Vaccine, which one of is the actual disease itself. Im reckless cause I didn't inject a Hepatitis B shot into my daughter on her first day of life for a blood and sexually transmitted disease. A vaccine that has 250 mcgs of aluminum and they’re giving it to infants, premature infants, and very low birth weight babies. These babies are having apnea, SIDS, problems with breathing, their oxygen saturation rates are dropping in the neonatal intensive care units.
Yes im insane to think that it's wrong to give the same shots to every child, all of which have different immune systems and different genetics.
But it's ok. don't fear. I have no choice but to vaccinate and contribute to the 95% Sheeple money making herd immunity because in my dictatorship country Australia, we don't really have a choice, as we are not allowed to send our children to day care if we don’t. So I’ll be following a delayed schedule similar to Japan, who happen to have the lowest infant mortality rate funny enough. But Im just an ignorant reckless idiot that doesn’t research.
Holy shit, thanks for putting the Nowra song at the end. Forgot it existed
So accurate. It's sad
1:05 i felt that :{
3 GUYS AT THE PUB WHEN U TALK TO A SINGLE MOM IN THEIR FAM NA MATE NA
you just described my childhood and mum's friend was an actual red head just like in your play above.
That last line made me physically ill. I can't and I won't Jordie
The multivitamin part was so spot on.
i cant believe i havent commented on this sooner but the whole car skit is 100% right. my dad had to give the first car we to my mum. she didnt want it because it was old and if he got it she would have to pay mantainence even though my dad fixed it and was keeping it well functioning only until he he finally decided to sell it years later after she didnt want it
I feel terrible for relating to this and laughing so hard at it, love you mum!
i had to pause half way through to laugh and wipe away my laughing tears hahaha, this is soooooo fucking accurate
The phone call is scaaaaary accurate
9:30 on the dot ay
I caught the Take Five in there, I knew you were a jazz connoisseur
ahahahahaha just got a triple j ad on your vid
That last sentence was eerily accurate
Classsic, absolute classic.......well done
full circle boys
painfully accurate.
LOL the song at the end
The last line killed me
nice fly me to the moon cover at 3:10, any clues?
Perfectly executed SpongeBob transition Jordan
Comedic therapy for us all.
That last line was spot on
This was really good. Good lesson at the end about moving in with partners.
The outro spoke to me spiritually
To get out of the phone call take Ali’s advice “Pretend you’re driving so they get worried and hang up”
And now, old mate has replaced his mother with himself too
What's the name of the track that starts playing at 1:15? I've had it in my head for months but I can't remember the artist.
Pat Buchanan take 5 by Dave brubek
imfrombundy cheers!
This is in fact too relatable
I know this is a sketch but fuck this is too real
anytime a middle aged australian women says 'its to *d i e* for' i shrivel up inside
This is every single mom, I know this personaly
This hit hard
My like took it from 2.6k to 2.7k,I've never felt such Power!😎
why is this so accurate
Fuckkkk meee, it's all fun and games and until it's your fucking childhood 😂😥😂
That fucking Nowra boys outro, holy shit the memories.
These videos are getting more and more oddly specific
“Helen why’d you tell me bout that DIJOON”
The aggressiveness.. so accurate
I feel personally gifted by this video
Ahhh this made me cry/laugh.. Typical single Aussie mums 😂
I relate to this in almost everyway