I’m so thankful for John Mulaney really paving the way for proud Asian American women like me to succeed in the entertainment world. Margaret Cho, Ali Wong, Constance Wu, and John Mulaney. My Asian American rolemodels
It’s so weird because sometimes he’s like this and then he has stories where he’s blackout drunk starting fights over lsd or some shit like it’s no big deal
Well, there is "COMEDIAN JOHN MULANEY!" and there is also John Mulaney. The former is sassy, and brassy. The latter smoked crack, and started binge drinking at age 12. We humans rock at compartmentalizing. 😬😇
John Mulaney is so good at making jokes about minorities without coming off as making fun of them. Like, there’s this, and there’s the whole “I was supposed to be gay”, there was “I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, *I’m new in town* ” I have so much respect for John, both as a comedian and as a person.
I hope you are doing well. I am handicapped due to a stoke and a brain tumor removal surgery and I really learned to value health above all because I am bed bound since last November 2020 (and it's june 24 2021) 😥 😔
"Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world." As a seventh grade teacher, I can confirm that is absolutely true, and yet I go back for more, year after year. Guess it says more about me, then it does them.
Man, I’ve encountered a lot of low effort racist insults being Chinese but if they did that gong thing to me, I’d have to applaud. That’s sounds actually very impressive to keep that joke running consistently and coordinate it all at the same time. Seriously can’t even be mad about that.
He's right about 13 year old kids though, they are mean little shits. I'm not proud of this but sometimes I would stay in the car until they walk by before I would get out.
His bits are so well-constructed it's amazing. He sounds like he's ranting and everyone goes along until he comes around full circle and you see the way he's been leading you by the nose all the way through. The skill is admirable.
"We take our shoes off when we come inside but that was more of a carpeting thing" 😂 but do you leave the shoes inside or outside of the door? That's the truly distinguishing feature
Leaving your shoes outside is great as long as you don’t care about them getting stolen, or weathering, or bugs crawling inside them, or rain, or the smell that they will harbor from being left out in the sun. I mean, people are just trustworthy anyways. If you can expect your packages to not get stolen, then you can expect your sh- oh, wait.
Hmm that's not how it works. He will make a special when he has the material for a new set. And based on his popularity, Netflix will say yes when that happens.
Well, probably the people laughing were already aware that John Mulaney is not Asian-American. Hence finding that to be a humorous anecdote, sometimes known as a joke.
@Morgan LaBeth ...My ex gf told me she had a dick, i never believed her till one day when I was getting off the bus she hugged me from behind and it felt like a metal rod was caressing my ass
...some the 2000ish born kids called me a boomer. I just says "can you count? Did mom know her kids sucks at math?". He just runs away crying. Yes. We are asian.😂
What a master class in comedy writing and phrasing! When he suddenly comments on what he’s saying before he’s finished saying it and layers idea on idea. The way he makes himself the underdog along with a bullied group and then turns it around to empower the underdog. The timing is perfect-he anticipates what you’re thinking and responds to your unspoken thoughts. And sometimes takes a surprise quick left! My favorite comedian working today!
Todd Phillips: You can't make fun of anything anymore, the SJWs will cancel you John Mulaney: jokes about being an asian woman without pissing anybody off
OMG I JUST REALISED THAT RANBOO'S DONO SOUNDS ARE JOHN MULANEY HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS!!??!??! "hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips" lmao
@@apparition1146 dang 😔 yeah I really liked John Mulaney before I even knew about Ranboo or MCYT, but yeah ranboo has to be in my top 3 favourite MCYT people sooo yeah!
i just realized John Mulaney was the guy from Ranboo’s thing LMAO I HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIM FOR SO LONG I DID NOT RECOGNIZE JOHN MULANEY’S VOICE Edit: HIS POUT AT 2:19 LMAO
This is one of my favorite Mulaney bits, & primarily because the impossible punchline becomes possible with *juuuust* the right setup. Incredible delivery.
“John Mulaney fights back against bullies”
“If I see a group of thirteen year olds I’ll cross the street.”
Well "Runs away from bullies like a little girl" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
@@Insipid42 More like ''avoids conflict with bullies like the strong Asian-American woman he is.''
I had no idea that this was the larger bit that the well-known baby bit came from
😂😂
Nah, he's got the right instinct, middle-schoolers are monsters!
Remember, he is a proud asian american woman.
The proudest.
And you will treat him with respect.
Tiger mom!
a proud high waisted asian american woman
And a Tiger Mom
John Mulaney feeling offended not as a boy mistook for a woman but as a woman being treated badly by a man is just so amazing i love him
Ikr? John Mulaney is a treasure.
John Mulaney shutting down racists and sexists alike 🙌
@@danegonzales5651 I don't think the guy was being sexist, he just had bad customer service skills
Daniel Baker You don’t think him saying, “Hey, Lady,” in that tone MIGHT have been sexist?
@@83gemm Nope, he just probably kept calling and the guy was fed up. You can yell at a women without being sexist
I'll Never Get Over The Fact That He Talks In Capitals
I read that in his voice, in my own thoughts.
by Panic! at the Disco.
Haha! What?! Is this original?
@@emvuosku4219 At Least I'm Safe Inside My Mind
This sentence shouldn’t make sense but it 100% does
I’m so thankful for John Mulaney really paving the way for proud Asian American women like me to succeed in the entertainment world. Margaret Cho, Ali Wong, Constance Wu, and John Mulaney. My Asian American rolemodels
Don't forget Scarlett Johansson
😂😂😂
Cassandra - or Emma Stone 😂
😆🤣
how did i find you in this comment section, Carissa 😂
*I AM A PROUD ASIAN-AMERICAN WOMAN, AND YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT.*
Will do Polnareff
Loved that tho😂 ,funny thing is I am an Asian(Filipino) - American woman
Ok 👍🏽
I AM A TIGER MOM
Open polnareffland and then we'll talk
It’s so weird because sometimes he’s like this and then he has stories where he’s blackout drunk starting fights over lsd or some shit like it’s no big deal
It's all about balance
@@norakaponyas3926 perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Well, there is "COMEDIAN JOHN MULANEY!" and there is also John Mulaney. The former is sassy, and brassy. The latter smoked crack, and started binge drinking at age 12. We humans rock at compartmentalizing. 😬😇
That's y I respect him and love his humor!
@@mikequinlivan8842 and then one time there was a Juophn Mulaney as well.
“Papa, today I met a boy with no eyes.”
and that was Ryan Reynolds
it’s fine he’s got his eyeliner on now
moonlit mimi - the dude is COVERED in it. Do you think lashes like that just _happen?_
nO E Y E S
I’m SiTtInG nExT tO hIm DuDe HaS nO eYeS
Papa can you hear me
John Mulaney is so good at making jokes about minorities without coming off as making fun of them. Like, there’s this, and there’s the whole “I was supposed to be gay”, there was “I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, *I’m new in town* ”
I have so much respect for John, both as a comedian and as a person.
Don't forget the drag queen one.
Bessie Burnet oh my god how could I forget the drag queen one
@@bessieburnet9816 John mulaney in drag is my religion
I hope you are doing well. I am handicapped due to a stoke and a brain tumor removal surgery and I really learned to value health above all because I am bed bound since last November 2020 (and it's june 24 2021) 😥 😔
@@edithdlp8045 I just looked at your comment history and all of them have different stories. Coincidence? I don't think so
"Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world." As a seventh grade teacher, I can confirm that is absolutely true, and yet I go back for more, year after year. Guess it says more about me, then it does them.
bless your soul marianne seventh graders are vicious
as a 14 year old 8th grader I can confirm this.
Grade school teachers are the most masochistic people in the world.
Shea Briar are you sure about that?
@@meaganashleigh2705 I'm not sure about anything.
I think it's amazing that John Mulaney has a life long best friend.
I agree! Thats rare to find. I have. I met my best friend when we were in 6th grade and so we've been besties for 30yrs, but kindergarten? Wow
Of course he does, named Eddie. Did you learn nothing from watching Frasier?
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated explain yourself
@@NewYorkFloridaMan I'm purposely conflating John Mulaney with the late John Mahoney, who played Frasier's father, for comedic effect.
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Ahhhhh! Ok. Thanks for the explanation. Now I just need to go look up the definition of conflating.
Look at that high waisted man! He got feminine hips!
Ha ha ha ha ha
interstate366 ThaTs thE ThiNg I’m sEnSiTivE abOut
interstate366 his pouty face though
He does have a lovely figure though...
interstate366 this was the best part
So, he transitioned from an Asian woman to a tall child. 🤣
FST Study yes also he’s new in town
@@Waterlessorphan That's nice, what are three other things about him? 🤣🤣
its called growth
With feminine hips.
@@fststudy2903 The strange man is homeless.. he is gay.. he has AIDS. or should we say, he's new in town and it gets worse
John Mulaney is what Scarlett Johansson wish she could be
Leo Maker WHEEZE😂😂😂
_It took me a second god dammit._
Lmao
Ha!
I dont get it
“I am a proud Asian American woman, and you will treat me with respect.” Is my new go-to reply to online trolls lol
But are you really though?
@@fairfeatherfiend It's all in the spirit, son.
One time some kids yelled at me and said “ that boy look like he ran track in middle school.”
Jonathan White well did you?
Guessing your Legs are really muscular
@@Rose_Butterfly98 pretty sure they say that to any tall black guy
@@emperor8716 we don't really have black guys here so idk.
Im 23 and 13 year olds once called me a leprechaun for being short
Man, I’ve encountered a lot of low effort racist insults being Chinese but if they did that gong thing to me, I’d have to applaud. That’s sounds actually very impressive to keep that joke running consistently and coordinate it all at the same time. Seriously can’t even be mad about that.
You'd say , 爱卿平身
InanimateSum Isn’t bowing a sign of respect?
@@White_Recluse It is, but these guys were doing it because they thought Chinese people bow after gongs go off.
@@White_Recluse we dont bow when gongs go off. Our culture doesnt really bow, thats more koreans
Honestly, if someone did that to me because I am Asian, I wouldn't even be mad. id be like " that's right. BOW, PEASANTS"
He could have avoided all of this if he'd just fought the bullies off with the J.J. Bittenbinder Method.
Masterxl MVs STREET SMARTS!
Remember phone books don't leave bruises
remember to throw the bullies off their rhythm
First, he needed a money clip. Then money to put in the clip.
♊Gemini level up♊ sTREET SMARTS
“look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips” that’s what ranboos subscriber noise is lmao
Yeahh I came here from twitch too
yo
HELLO FELLOW RANBOO WATCHER :D
yooo hello there ranboo viewer
That's how I got here lol
I finally got to see the source of the "proud Asian American woman" and the "feminine hips" jokes.
He's right about 13 year old kids though, they are mean little shits. I'm not proud of this but sometimes I would stay in the car until they walk by before I would get out.
You mean in your adult days?
Same
I teach Middle School man... They are brutal haha
Not me...I roast them, 13 year olds have the constitution of a flower...tell them that they have a crush but tell them they look to funny to get them
Mean little turds, but they can't take a punch.
That’s how you make a race joke without being racist
That's how you make a good race joke*
Na you can make a good race joke while being seemingly racist. Depends on you completely
what makes it good is that he is making fun of racist assholes, instead of just making a lazy minority joke
he had it up until the tiger mom remark i think
Oh fuck off loona
A “Lion” would never cheat on his lioness but a “Tiger Wood”
Oh man!
Radiculously Rawthentic
Dammit!!! 😂 lol
Oh wow. Lol
Dayuuummm!! 😝😝😝😝
Yeah...I...see what you did, there! LOL
everytime i hear "LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMMININE HIPS" all i can think about is when ranboo gets a donation
2:13
it doesn't sound like a real sound anymore
Damn same... Why are we everywhere btw
@@avidarois5505 it really doesn't
ranboo: * literally crying (over undertale) *
john mulaney: GIVE US SOME MONE Y
ranboo: ..hi john mulaney
His bits are so well-constructed it's amazing. He sounds like he's ranting and everyone goes along until he comes around full circle and you see the way he's been leading you by the nose all the way through. The skill is admirable.
we stan a proud asian american woman™
I love replying to old comments with no replys
I love replying to new comments replying to old comments with no replys
"We take our shoes off when we come inside but that was more of a carpeting thing" 😂 but do you leave the shoes inside or outside of the door? That's the truly distinguishing feature
But why is this Asian? It's the same in most European countries. Outside or in depends on how dirty yours shoes are 😂.
Do you want them to get stolen or not
@@lemon_boy577 you gotta have really shitty neighbors or really expensive shoes to worry about that
Look at my suit we leave ours in the garage, is this not what everyone else does?
Leaving your shoes outside is great as long as you don’t care about them getting stolen, or weathering, or bugs crawling inside them, or rain, or the smell that they will harbor from being left out in the sun. I mean, people are just trustworthy anyways. If you can expect your packages to not get stolen, then you can expect your sh- oh, wait.
I’m so proud of John coming out as an Asian-American Woman after all of the torment and hardships he’s undergone. What an amazing role model
When John was a kid: “He’s got feminine hips!”
Now: “hE dUmMY tHiCC!!”
‼️ waist on thinna ‼️
@@falyn5858 I'ma show you how to bag a eight-figure n////
"Music Appreciation class that we never appreciated."
Wow, I felt that one.
Who's going to start a petition for another Netflix comedy special with John Mulaney? Anyone? 🙋🏻♀️
🙋♀️
Hmm that's not how it works. He will make a special when he has the material for a new set. And based on his popularity, Netflix will say yes when that happens.
Didn't he release one less than a year ago
temudgin62 he’s signed on for more
He’s on tour with Pete Davidson so we’ll probably get another special at the earliest next year
Y’all this white man is a proud Asian American woman 😂
Do you pronounce your name with a cursive accent?
I never see people with Hawaiian names in the comments so no now I feel obligated to say hi!! Lol Hawaiʻi nō ka ʻoi!
Freedom Fries ummm no?
Alika Andrade aye brada how goes it?🤙
I`m A Piece Of Garbage- whaaaat?
*"Back in grade school I got bullied for being Asian-American"*
"HaHaHaaahaHa"
You didn't like it? That's too bad honey
joaquin calm yourself fool. He’s saying it’s funny how the crowd laughed after saying he was bullied. Reading comprehension classes are helpful
Esteban Velazquez imagine not laughing at a joke in a comedy show
Well, probably the people laughing were already aware that John Mulaney is not Asian-American. Hence finding that to be a humorous anecdote, sometimes known as a joke.
2:13 If you’re looking for that part where Ranboo got his donation notification from.
Thanks dude i was looking for it 😂
doin gods work
omg who didn't know of John Mulaney ??
Bruh if a buncha 13 year olds turned around and bowed to me, I’d consider myself an Alpha
@Morgan LaBeth that...actually doesn't make any sense...
@Morgan LaBeth ...My ex gf told me she had a dick, i never believed her till one day when I was getting off the bus she hugged me from behind and it felt like a metal rod was caressing my ass
@Morgan LaBeth "I am a female with a mile long dick and a spaceship" is the best sentence I've ever read in my life.
Morgan LaBeth I-w h a t?
@Morgan LaBeth I want whatever crack she's on
Have I seen this 100 times? Yes.
Will I watch it again? Yes.
Same lmao
Preach
This and “I’m NoT gOiNg To RaPe YoU, I’m a LiTtLe BoY”
"I am a proud Asian-American woman and you will treat me with Respect!"
He is literally the flash doing Stand Up
Looks more like a younger Mr. Rogers if he didn't give a fuck about kids.
Accurate asf
"you know, how you talk to your grandma" - LMAO!!
Like a person.
Idk what it is about how he said “because I had a voice like a little flute”, but it feels like he definitely got told that by his mum or something.
Oh, Hello boy with no eyes. This tall child is a freakin genius.
"I was once on the telephone with Blockbuster Video... which is a very old fashioned sentence." That hurts because it's true.
...some the 2000ish born kids called me a boomer. I just says "can you count? Did mom know her kids sucks at math?". He just runs away crying. Yes. We are asian.😂
never thought Grant Gustin was this funny
The Flash, Frasier's dad, he is one talented and diverse actor.
Jolau Ocampo bruh
Ha! I can't unseen that now.
ShufflesMcGee1 😂😂😂
whenever i hear him saying feminine hips all i can think of is ranboo
GIVE US SOME MONEY
Yoo that's where I came from
same lol
Same lol
Exactly
1:50
Teenagers scare the living shit out of him 🤣
THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED
nerds
2:13 ranboo sub sound lol
People whining about joke stealing or reusing jokes, THIS IS FROM 8 years ago. But John is famous now, so his old stuff is getting new attention.
"Look at that high-waisted man, he got feminine hips"
*NO, THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!*
Rewatched it five times, died every time, lol.
I wonder if that is why he wears the suits; they hide it
“I am a proud Asian-American woman, you will treat me with respect” that had me dying💀
"I am a tiger mom"
That one got me 😂
Dang the fact he can do this without being offensive is sheer talent
John: 8th graders will make fun of you in an accurate way
Also John: *spends **1:42** talking about the inaccurcy of the bullying*
Jadyn Beech the inaccuracy was when he was talking about much younger bullies and not eighth graders. Pay attention
Look at my suit no but they also thought he was asian
@@WhatACoolArrow did you forget the bowing?
@@Robespierre-lI well not looking but
"You know how you talk to your grandma?" is such an underrated line
What a master class in comedy writing and phrasing! When he suddenly comments on what he’s saying before he’s finished saying it and layers idea on idea. The way he makes himself the underdog along with a bullied group and then turns it around to empower the underdog. The timing is perfect-he anticipates what you’re thinking and responds to your unspoken thoughts. And sometimes takes a surprise quick left! My favorite comedian working today!
Ranboo watched this special and thought "Yeah, that's perfect for my Twitch Donations." Odd choice, but respectable.
Thank God for John bringing laughter during these difficult times. Hope he's doing well in recovery.
2:13
Oh my god it's the Ranboo sub line
I have a pavlovian response whenever I hear "hey look at that high wasted man he got feminin hips"
Thanks Mr Boo
It's so weird... It doesn't even sound like a real line anymore
I could watch this all day 1:43
have yall realized that after he say he has a voice "like a little flute" when younger, he started to talk in a lower range before lol 2:35
"NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT" is still probably my favorite John Mulaney joke delivery
2:12
I'm gonna go ahead and be THAT person.
**My Beloved Streamer noises intensify**
Not only is he a good actor but hes also hell funny!
ranboo donation sound go brrr
if anyone wants the time stamp its 2:12 ;)
I thought he said "high, wasted man" at first and was surprised at how precociously perceptive these pubescent pupils were 😅
Unato Mikuba maybe back in the days when he worked for Henry J Finch IV.
@@interstate366 Ooh! Ducklings!
Boo Stover too old to be a duckling, quack quack!
nice alliteration 👌
@@larryermanajrrocksit came to say the exact same thing
I died at "I am a proud Asian-American woman and you will treat me with respect"
2:13 ranboo.
I’m so glad there’s some representation for Asian American women in comedy
I only learned about this Gentleman's existence a few days ago, and I love him. That is the pinnacle of the ART of storytelling.
YES!! More John Mulaney!! He’s getting more popular for all the right reasons! He’s hilarious!
the "hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips" sounds so weird after hearing it so much on ranboos streams
Todd Phillips: You can't make fun of anything anymore, the SJWs will cancel you
John Mulaney: jokes about being an asian woman without pissing anybody off
The difference is John Mulaney is just naturally funny.
2:13 ranbooooooo!
2:12 HEY LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMININE HIPS
NO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT
"Was" bullied for being Asian American.
1:25 is so funny i can’t breathe
I only hear Ranboo’s sub alert now
did anyone else come here bc ranboo had this set as his donation sound lmao
Look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hipS
OMG I JUST REALISED THAT RANBOO'S DONO SOUNDS ARE JOHN MULANEY HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS!!??!??!
"hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips" lmao
Same haha
2:13
2:12
Hey look at that high wasted man, he got feminine hips!
BRO IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD AFTER WATCHING RANBOOS STREAMS
RIGHT? LMAOO
@@cadynextdoorr BISRJGBOIHDRNPOGJMSD
Glad someone else is here from Ranboo
@@akish302 YEAHHHHHH
Ikr
2:51 “YOU’RE AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER!”
1:47 I agree TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
3:33 that sounds great outta context lol
“Papa I met a boy with no eyes”
Hahaha that got me 😂
John mulaney talks about how he’s 3/4 gay, but actually straight. I SWEAR he stole my gay body in heaven!!! I mean cmon why can’t I have fem hips?!?!
oh god... if you sort the comments by new it’s all Ranboo and MCYT fans. I was here before, but I came back because of him ngl
Me and you being on the same wavelength /pos
@@apparition1146 dang 😔 yeah I really liked John Mulaney before I even knew about Ranboo or MCYT, but yeah ranboo has to be in my top 3 favourite MCYT people sooo yeah!
I came here just to hear the sweet voice of John Mulaney, but I also love Ranboo lol
*God
The amount of times I have heard the words; “Hey look at that man he’s got feminine hips,” is uncountable
3:13 dats Beetlejuice right there
Ahh so this is where ranboo gets his dono sound😂😂makes sense
"LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN! HE GOT FEMININE HIPS"
i can't hear that sentence and not think of ranboo
LMAO I was looking for this comment 😭
@@izzyb_ella_m5362 SAME
i just realized John Mulaney was the guy from Ranboo’s thing LMAO I HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIM FOR SO LONG I DID NOT RECOGNIZE JOHN MULANEY’S VOICE
Edit: HIS POUT AT 2:19 LMAO
I was working at a basketball camp when this thirteen year old kid started mocking me for having "grandpa legs," whatever the hell that means
It means you have grandpa legs
This is one of my favorite Mulaney bits, & primarily because the impossible punchline becomes possible with *juuuust* the right setup. Incredible delivery.
2:13 if you know, you know
I know
i remember watching this a few months ago and finding it hilarious but now when i watch this all i can think about is ranboos dono notifications
2:12 is most likely what you're looking for rn.
"Hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips" thats were ranboo got it
John mulany: “13 year olds are the meanest people”
Me a 13 year old: ugh you’re so right I hate me too