So, most moves in this game are things running away from the enemies and people tripping over their own shoelaces straight into their deaths. It's all delightfully wacky.
@@glenmurie It does seem oddly true to Napolonic era weaponry. Due to smooth bore of the riffles a lot of the rounds would miss. I remember reading, i think it's a wikipedia article, a quote from a Chinese commander who said that to kill a man you'd need to fire his weight in lead at him.
@@mikeoxlong1395 The units are all inherently bad, which is a central theme of the game. The ability to hit things is the 'I' ability, which stands for 'Inaccuracy' and the ability to resist wounds is the 'V' ability, which stands for Vulnerability.
@@glenmurie Yeah, i know, i played a few games and i thought it was pretty fun. I also enjoy how misserable the world is yet the mood is pretty wacky. Todd being peak Turnip28.
Used to like this but we moved to OnePageRules because having your units do more damage to themselves then the enemy started to lose its charm :/ Good video, keep going!
@datheavyguyiguess5754 Those snail riders are just regular bastards. Von Sclurg was using strangling harrys wretched recruits. ( we didn't film any of the panic token removed )
![Legionaries vs. Elucidian Starstriders [Kill Team Battle Report]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Atudqa7jhM4/mqdefault.jpg)
Truly one of the battles of all time.
@@Brigtzen of ALL time 😤🙏💯💯💯
Pointblank grapeshot, none hit. Beautiful. I love this game.
Great BatRep. More please!
Yoooo, this is great!
7:56 Peak wargaming right there
So, most moves in this game are things running away from the enemies and people tripping over their own shoelaces straight into their deaths. It's all delightfully wacky.
Often, but they seemed to have rolled a lot of ones when issuing orders.
@@glenmurie It does seem oddly true to Napolonic era weaponry. Due to smooth bore of the riffles a lot of the rounds would miss. I remember reading, i think it's a wikipedia article, a quote from a Chinese commander who said that to kill a man you'd need to fire his weight in lead at him.
@@mikeoxlong1395 The units are all inherently bad, which is a central theme of the game. The ability to hit things is the 'I' ability, which stands for 'Inaccuracy' and the ability to resist wounds is the 'V' ability, which stands for Vulnerability.
@@glenmurie Yeah, i know, i played a few games and i thought it was pretty fun. I also enjoy how misserable the world is yet the mood is pretty wacky. Todd being peak Turnip28.
@@mikeoxlong1395 It reminds me very much of what Games Workshop was like in the 80's and early 90's where it was just as silly as it was grimdark.
Love the usage of the Psychonauts music!
Straight 10/10. Really great and creative editing, awesome minis and a great story in just 10 mins- excellent BR.
Now this, is grognar gaming
Well fought, lads! Well made, perfect length, a fine display of rooty chaos!
What a rumble, what a tumble. Delightful game
That is an awful lot of 1's rolled. Amazing. You need to destroy those dice.
In our most recent game there were way less blunders! ( still lots of 1s)
@@HammerPattern Maybe your dice were badly made. It is strange there were so many bad rolls.
Great video! It truly was one of the battles of all time
I see Turnip, I like. Awesome batrep! I'm looking forward to more Turnip28 stuff from you guys in the future.
Great battle report and truly one of the battles of all time 👏
This was a ton of fun!
This is the best battle report I've ever watched, buddy!
Love it.
If you're doing other stuff, some Trench Crusade narrative reports would be sick
The Root Lives, Long Live the Root!
"Mispronounces an order" that is a perfect interpretation of a blunder.
I love this short sweet, and hilarious!
Fantastic battle😊 Want more!
Top notch!
Wonderful batrep. It is funny.
You had me at HorseRadish ❤❤
Awesome battle report, like a 10 minute short story, do it again
Used to like this but we moved to OnePageRules because having your units do more damage to themselves then the enemy started to lose its charm :/ Good video, keep going!
We haven't tried one page rules. But I personally enjoy the amount of failure that turnip 28 facilitates
Really enjoyable, I hope to see more. :)
That's the plan!
This was fun.
Impressive! The quality of the voice recording could be improved but otherwise top--notch battle report!
I'm 99% sure those ARE human bones and YES I WILL KEEP ASKING!
Good turnip28
Like and subscribe is must
Is it normal in Turnip28 for the terrain to have the highest kill count?
@@smilemore7431 yes , surprisingly 😂
Great battle report! Will there be more Turnip28 battle report soon?
We are working on a new one now!
please more
shouldn't the fodder in the beginning have returned fire?
We may have not filmed the return fire. It's also possible they just didn't hit any shots 😅
Looking to get into T28 myself. Where did you get the bodies for those brutes?
@@morinnotmoron5510 those are the cauldron knights by saint-decent !
Is this a 3 turn mission or a 4 turn mission? If 4 the rules of the shellwood knights causes it to extend to round 5 I think so you missed a round
@datheavyguyiguess5754 Those snail riders are just regular bastards. Von Sclurg was using strangling harrys wretched recruits. ( we didn't film any of the panic token removed )
@@HammerPattern Gotcha thanks for explaining!
First! 🎉
i love your minis what paints do you use
Thank you ! We’ve got a bunch of different brands in our paint collections - we mostly like to make use of Vallejo , AK interactive and pro acryl
please make more turnip28 battle reports i need more gameplay content in my life 🙏