Adriane Ivey What's wrong wit it? I mean what else should he say? He also freestyles his videos so it's impressive he figures out all of these lines just in a second.
What's funny is that Venus Fly Traps actually evolved so that their flowers are far above their mouths, so that they don't eat bees and continue to get pollinated
the only 2 plants i know that have a mouth are fictional. it's the red plant with white dots from mario. and the alien plant from little shop of horrors. a venus fly trap does NOT have a mouth.
@@juul27 fasting can be good for you, but if you starve yourself and only drink water for extended periods of time, when you start eating again you'll gain weight faster and have a harder time losing it.
@@bighaley6882 No need to be mean and call her b*sh. And I liked the comment not because I thought she wanted likes, but because it was actually funny to me.
Water tastes differently depending on where you are in the world. Water in a Swiss mountainside city or town with a large natural spring will have tap water that'll taste nothing like water from Los Angeles for example. It's all about what's in the water, and water comes in contact with a ton of stuff begore it goes down your throat. Also helps of you don't drink much aside from water. Like maybe some tea, or sweetened milk
Kids who are raised vegan enjoy what they consume no less than non-vegans, and they have the added benefits of living more ethically and being healthier in general.
@Riptide Rapid You are just another typically ignorant fool. You non-vegans are the kind to lie to kids, considering that you hide the truth about what it takes for animal products to be produced and that non-vegans are no less likely to take supplements. Now shut up if you are not going to have a proper discussion about the topic.
I don't know why but I especially enjoyed the little candid moment Normal Plant and Bumblebee had between 0:36 and 0:53. Like I was totally invested in their genuine relationship. I wasn't watching a sketch, I was watching two good ass friends having an enjoyable visit. I'm reading way too into this but it made Venus Fly Trap's betrayal that much more tragic.
_I hate how accurate this is to evolutionary theory-_ "I'M TIRED OF DRINKING, I WANNA *E A T"* Edit: Holy fucking shit, thanks for turning this comment into a warzone, lmao. At least I was able to fish out 12k likes from this chaos. Edit: @Sad Rat Oh, you mean like this?
Plant News Reporter: This just in local authorities say that 21 year old Calebplant ate 19 year old Bumblebee witnesses had to say this: He just ate em. Back to you Plant #1.
I mean... Apparently the UA-cam algorithm is working correctly now, so this is what it have to offer to me... This is the confirmation that it is working correctly. I accept it and I'm very grateful.
Funnily enough, the Venus fly trap has its flowers near the base of the plant, and the trap extends high above usually, to specifically not trap its pollinators haha
Didn’t expect to laugh out loud at a plant video
Same
This guy could literally make anything funny
Conquer N Cam same
Minoo it’s true lol
Literally
Water: *Exists*
Plants: This is some serious gourmet shit.
Lol
It's like dogs and ice
How ta hell this comment has 1 mil likes... and 2 replies from like.... 2 weeks ago.... WHATAFUK MY GUY
Pulp fiction reference
Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food!
I legitimately was worried for the bee
GARLIC BREAD PROVIDER he ded
Bumblebee was such a nice fellow.
@Carnivorous Plant Channel Venus fly traps don't know what goes into them. If it tickles their hairs then the fly trap closes
@@remirussin7240 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bro this is why in the insects introducing themselves video he said “yeah be careful around those plants I hear they can be crazy”
The Hoooh.
Dude your profile pic is amazing
Caleb universe
Caleb City Cinematic Universe
Lol
Had to come back after that Insect introduction video lmao
Brittany Williams facts lol!
omg SAME!
Yes!
LOL
Ikr lmao
“I can’t move, I’m a plant!”
10/10 writing
Adriane Ivey What's wrong wit it? I mean what else should he say? He also freestyles his videos so it's impressive he figures out all of these lines just in a second.
Chill the fuck out, I was kidding. I only pointed it out cus I thought it was a funny line.
@@bighaley6882 *JOKE*
@@cardboard8611 ok sorry
Wolf Haley it’s cool
*"Be careful around those plants though, I heard they- uh..they be crazy."*
-Future Caleb, 2019
Now i notice that
Yes
Now I get it 🤣
cRAzy! CrAZY! cRaZY!
Saw that
What's funny is that Venus Fly Traps actually evolved so that their flowers are far above their mouths, so that they don't eat bees and continue to get pollinated
the only 2 plants i know that have a mouth are fictional.
it's the red plant with white dots from mario.
and the alien plant from little shop of horrors.
a venus fly trap does NOT have a mouth.
*has leaf on his forehead to signify he's a plant
10/10 costume design
Meet the spy
And taped tinfoil to his back to signify he’s a bee
@@thecoolestdaniel4554 Dun, Dun, DunAH
@@thecoolestdaniel4554 dadadap dun dun dundun
I saw that and said “shut the fuck up” to a screen LMAOOO
I love how he tapes a leaf to his head to simulate a plant
Quinnton Lee-miller tape a leaf to who’s head?? Those are actual plants
What do you mean? Those are just house plants with voice overs are you blind
@@nhungluu3985 no
@@nhungluu3985 hows that a whoosh
Nhung Luu he was also saying a joke dumbass 😑😑😑🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
The way he enjoyed getting pollen on his face lmao
Pollen is plant sperm
Update: damn bro, mad uneducated people nowadays
Stepped Up Productions wtf
@@niallfinnan1422 It's true actually.
@@StepupMoose there is some plant reproduction going on
Enjoyed getting nut on his face*
Its a joke but its kinda crazy that at some point in evolution a plant really said *_”fuck that water shit mane, these flies be hitting”_*
It was more due to the dirt not having what they needed actually.
IM TIRED OF DRINKING
I WANNA CHEW
Branden Yang I *literally* read that when that part came on 🤣
When you go to the bar on an empty stomach
@@KristinaStarlight98 I do that alot
This is how I feel in the hospital after my motorcycle crash
@@lilpea8749 get well soon brah
The first plant to photosynthesize must’ve been like:
YO I WANNA EAT THE FUCKEN SUN BRO!!
not yet, the sUn is a dEaDly lAzeR
@@mool487 I read that on earrape
Lol
Ahhhh, bill wurtz
Mad ambition
The costumes are on point,I couldn't even tell that it was Caleb
🤣😆🤪
Which character did he play again? He really disappeared into the role.
Caleb was in this video?
How did you know it was Caleb?
Soy alguien que está muy aburrido Exactly, I thought he used actual plants then edit a voice over them
“Oh, you crazy! You craZY! You *craZY!!”* 😆
“HELP!!”
“I CANT MOVE IM A PLANT!”
1k likes and no comments?
@@wheezing3586 There's a similar comment that's a bit more at the top of the comment section, I'm guessing that's why
@@azulizachan7595 ah, brilliant
ok, getting likes from quoting. o k
I'm a plant and I can't get up!
Bumblebee's death was genuinely heartbreaking. :(
It was only part of his job
Spoilers!!!!
@@sweetOOF r/wooosh
Blame global warming.
I Have No Idea To Like Or Not Cause This Comment Is On 666
Costume Design 10/10
Hahahahahahaah
Lol 😂😂😂
Those are costumes? I thought he actually hired plants and a bumble bee.
@Kiddrio Studios eeh I ain't 2 sure fam they had leaves and everything are you sure it ain't real?
wet potato chips and one even had wings! You sure? Like really sure?
"I'm tired of drinking. I wanna chew."
Best line I have ever heard😂😂😂
"I wouldn't mess with him. He been tripping lately"😂😂
Quensi Threadgill nah bro this my job
I guess you could say he's been *trapping* lately
@@duck-ss6pt I hate you for this 😂😂
@@duck-ss6pt I both highly dislike you and love you for this xD
@@duck-ss6pt omg yes 😂
Me at restaurant: **Food Arrives**
Me: I'm tired of drinking, I WANT TO CHEW!
Me
Me
Me
Me
Same
"You crazyyyy, you cra-Z, you cra-ZEE"
I CAN'T BREATHEEE 😂
THE EMPHASIS
🤣🤣🤣
And now I'm sad again 😢
hey
@@BenWillock wha
Josh Peck from Drake and Josh: EMMM-FU-SIS!!!
When the bumbleebee arrived and the other plant was still saying he tired of drinking I COMPLETELY lost it 😂
Top 10 anime betrayals
Lol😂😂😂😃
Lol
Mr. Noodles
best:comment
Original: username
Awesome:profile pic
Hotel:Trivago
Me: I wanna *E A T*
Mom: we have sala-
Me: I want *M E A T*
PAUSE
@@RRansomSmith no. Dont do it.
You want meat eh? 😏
I read it as salami.XD then I read the second portion, and I'm like ohhhhhh *salad*
insomina 0w0 M ( E A T )
"I'm tired of drinking, I wANNA CHEW"
When your wisdom tooth gets taken out.
blubazr flame I saw your likes at 666 just gonna remove you from the devil
😂😂😂😂 that was also me wit braces on for the first time
That's me right now
MEAT!
Me rn
It's so realistic that even the leaf on his head is from a carnivorous plant
It's been years but this remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Its only been nine months
@@susiekemp1273 nah bruh it’s been at least 2 years but I think longer since the original upload
I agree
This is mad funny
Agreed
The fact that the plant was enjoying himself when getting pollinated is such a layered concept.
Lol plant sex
Your mom gay tho
I mean its reproduction
Stfu
ikr
This man really just taped a leaf to his forehead and called himself a plant 😂😂😂
Maya Reed aye don’t know if you gonna see this but we got the same last name
Dyamond Reed oh damn that’s crazy
@@pamayapaya damn life is wild
Wdym? That's clearly a plant(pls Don't look into the leaves. It may be a lie to make him human.)
Content 10/10
1:30
*"You Cre-Z."*
*"You Cre-Z"*
I *beg* you do a crossover with the venus fly trap and the wasp.
Adam Mitchell this should get more likes!! id love to see this!
The ultimate battle
Omg yessssss
He did say to the bumble bee in the insect interview to be careful with some of the flowers they be crazy lol
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Imagine celebs mom walks in and sees him biting his own hand shirtless, with a leaf on his head
That's a whole video all by itself
She probably already knows that he makes videos
so..why yall call him celeb
@@cyanide2813
Because he's UA-cam famous, of course.
@@jaschabull2365 so y'all call PewDiePie pewpew?
"You CRAY-Z!"
I know I'm late to the party but I'm deciding to now binge watch everything on this channel.
Me too
I love this kid ❤️. And he looks like my cousin 🤣💯
Same here. Kids got me watching after the video of the protagonist vs the detective.
Welcome to the club!
yo I'm even later than you, so no worries breh lol
jbaby007 Agreed
I love it when his characters are in distress
Not goanna lie when he snapped at the bee it actually scared me
Thx for all these likes I feel so accomplished
W.M.N haha same 😂😂😂
W.M.N i almost fell off my chair OMG hahahaha
Me too
Same
i got even more scared when that red juice was inside his mouth lol
This is horrifying
Also I love how all you need to show that you’re a plant is a friggin leaf taped to your forehead like
#SimplicityIsKing
😭😭😭
And how he differs one plant with another is by giving one of them an upside down taped leaf
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he bite his own HAND
lol
😂🤣 That's what makes it even funnier. He know what he be doing. Just like him putting a leaf on his head to show they are plants😂
Yah apparently he lost his arm doing it. Guess he didn't have a...
*h a n d* to help him out
The question is
Did it feel like Caleb was biting a hand or
Did it feel like his hand was being bitten
Yeah that probably hurt
0:34 The Venus trap going "No....no....no" was his last shred of humani- I mean "plantity" leaving his soul.
But venus fly traps eat flies
And flies eat *LITERAL D O O D O O WATER*
So it's kind of a downgrade, Right?
But he gets to *C H E W*
Speaking of flies...buzz Killington here with the deep thoughts
Hahaha right
That video way funny too
...seriously? They eat eat anything that gets close they snap shut and eat.
I like how this gets referenced in "if insects had to introduce themselves"
"yeah gotta be careful man, some of those flowers are kinda.. kinda crazy..."
*PTSD INTENSIFIES*
@@exursix Lmao yes
*I CAN'T MOVE I'M A PLANT*
But plants DO move
Azuliza-chan01 yeah because of the wind, they can’t move on their own
They can't really go from one place to another,that's true, but they are able to move, it's just that they do so very slowly
@@azulizachan7595 Wait till a new kind of plant with legs form in earth. XD
*IT'S GOOD!*
"I'M TIRED OF DRINKIN', I WANNA CHEW NOW!" - me after a night at the bar
Right lol
no one:
Caleb: *goes outside*
*sees leaves*
Also Caleb: I have an idea...
Chauncey Morton
𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘣: 𝘙𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘝𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱
"I know what we're gonna do today."
@@Queue-NextUp There's 104 days of Summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it.....
@@FBI-dr4bk lol I see what you did there
@FBI
So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. Like maybe...
“You *craZEEE* ,” Im dead bruhhh😂😂💀💀
Im not even gonna front, when he snapped, i got hecka scared lmao
Yea This is Gud!!
Hecka??????
I don't know why but the way he say "MEAT" make me rofl
My science teacher actually played this in class and said it was funny XD
Edit: bruh it did happen idrc if you believe it or not lmao
CNATE! Really?
@ConnorHD in Austin
@ConnorHD shit the fuck up man. Just cuz his teachers actually do something doesn't mean u have to hate on him. Get your ass out of here
CNATE lol your lucky my teacher would never.
@ConnorHD how bro
Me on my water diet~
I'm tired of drinking
I wanna chew
this is funny, but why are you doing a water diet? its not very healthy
@@yikushieda sometimes
The goal is not for health but for weightloss.
@@juul27 you could get anorexia this way
@@mhm77887 actually fasting can sometimes be good when its done properly
@@juul27 fasting can be good for you, but if you starve yourself and only drink water for extended periods of time, when you start eating again you'll gain weight faster and have a harder time losing it.
I absolutely love how Caleb's representation of a plant was taping a leaf to his head 🤣 comedic genius
Plant: **reaches over to give his homie some water**
Also Plant: *"I cAn'T MoVE, i'M A pLAnT!"*
No one:
Not a living soul:
First venus trap: *I* *WANNA* *EAT*
* Grace * but then it realized oh shit I need water too
* Grace * [DELETED REPLY]
Honestly this is one of the most underrated comments.
Idk why you only got as many likes as you did. Keep commenting fren
@@sudonick thank you so much! This is actually the most likes I've never had on a comment. Keep being kind fren.
@@bighaley6882 No need to be mean and call her b*sh. And I liked the comment not because I thought she wanted likes, but because it was actually funny to me.
I never thought I'd laugh at a guy with a leaf on his forehead yelling he wants to chew.
Why would you eat something that eats LITERAL DOO DOO WATER
That was the fly not the bee and I wouldn’t recommend touching LITERAL DOO DOO WATER
Yeah, let me just eat some water. EAT doodoo water
to *C H E W*
Do you mind passing me the 😏 DooDoo Water🥃
You have 666 likes
Bee: You want some pollen bro?
Plant: *EATS BEE*
*Top ten anime betrayals*
That’s funny bro
Too bad killing Rin was number eight.
Why is this a thing?
RouzekiTadayoi now see why u stay playing?
goin to the top of the comment section
Doctors: *"We need a urine sample to check your kidney."*
Doctors as soon as you walk away: *0:01*
Noooo 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feels like id see this in cyanide and happiness.
Cursed AF. Delete this lmao
no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO NoooooOoOOnOoOooosjdozjKnzjOoOoOooNoOoOooOooooooOoooOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQHATISRLWORNGWIRHYOUWHAYFHEFUXKISWRONGWIRHYOUDELTENOWWHYWHWHWYWHWYWHYWNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He really got a leaf on his head i'm dead 😂☠
Edit: You Cray Z!
This looks like a meme.
100000BC plants: I hate water, i want to chew.
2019 venus fly traps: chew bumblebee
*"I W A N N A E A T"*
literally me every morning lmao
*I WANT FOOD!! MEAT!!*
Who eats in the morning?
@@kevinmckalister1100 no one
@@kevinmckalister1100 theres this thing called BREAKFAST
Me every second of my life
This stupid sketch has become of my brain chemistry because whenever I get hungry I immediately hear “I WANNA EAT!” in the Venus Fly Trap voice
To think that bees have
*RED BLOOD*
_Damn._
Yoooo, did you find any other inaccuracies in the sketch?
I wrote my research paper on bees based on this video and got a D. I wish I would have known sooner. :(
They don’t?
Even crazier: plants don't have glasses
insane : plants dont talk
[EMS Synopsis]
Bumble Bee: Unwitting Patient
Calm Plant: Experienced Medic
Cray-ZEE Plant: Just graduated medic school Medic
Oh-hooh, hooh... Anyvay, zat is how I lost my Medical Liscence.
You cray-ZEE
You cray-ZEE
*YOU CRAY-ZEE*
Yo somebody gotta animate this dudes works man. Fricken hilarious
YES
NO
MAYBE
ASK AGAIN LATER
Imma animate fhis
"Want some pollen" "It helps my skin"
That's sus
Ikr😂
Im starting to think the cast wasnt really a plant
he read it on cosmopolitan
Who's here after Caleb's latest video
When he said "be carful around them plants" I had to go back to watch the reference.
XD lol same
Whenever he posts a video is always his latest video
Me
I ain't trippin off that. Its my job. You want some bro
*AHHHH AHHH AH AHHH AH*
Hopeful Suga Kookies with Jams rIP
I’m glad this video found its way back into my life
same. i was sitting here kinda just stressing about life and i remembered this video. good times.
you crazy!! You crae zee!!! YOU CRAE ZEEE!! 😂 this video is the reason i subbed.
DUDE SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too haha
OMG SAME!!!!😂😂😂
Damn i lowkey wish i could have the enthusiasm this plant has about water. Convince myself water is delish. -
Bitch it is
Water tastes differently depending on where you are in the world. Water in a Swiss mountainside city or town with a large natural spring will have tap water that'll taste nothing like water from Los Angeles for example. It's all about what's in the water, and water comes in contact with a ton of stuff begore it goes down your throat. Also helps of you don't drink much aside from water. Like maybe some tea, or sweetened milk
"Wow This HURTS" 😂😂
So...as a plant, you can't move to save his life, but you can move to offer him some water? Ok!🤣
Bee:lands on plant
Plant:I’m bout end dis mans whole career
U mean life. That bee is dead
U mean life that.... That bee is dead
Except if they die their career ends
#DDM
U cray-ZEE!
I CAN'T BREATHE, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
YOU CRAAAAZY, you craZY, YOU CRAZY.
Bro I remember when I was scared of Walking Sticks In Elementary that shit had me shook af because I was scared of sticks for a good minute
ImKingTv i remember when prey mantis were feared back then
🚴🚴🚴 *don't read my name!* 🚴🚴🚴
I remember being terrified of those godamn praying mantis
Lmao same
ImKingTv
You BITCH ASS NIGGA
jkjk lol.
“I want FOOD, MEAT , I’m tired of drinking I wanna chew , I wanna chew now”
When kids are raised vegan
Kids who are raised vegan enjoy what they consume no less than non-vegans, and they have the added benefits of living more ethically and being healthier in general.
You trippin
@@analesearias9308 Agreed. It makes no sense anyway, considering that we vegans clearly also chew. :D
sounds like a Bill Wurtz video lol
@Riptide Rapid You are just another typically ignorant fool. You non-vegans are the kind to lie to kids, considering that you hide the truth about what it takes for animal products to be produced and that non-vegans are no less likely to take supplements. Now shut up if you are not going to have a proper discussion about the topic.
-Has science gone too far?-
Nah, I wanna *C H E W*
DankestKyle 😭
**Casually has a leaf on his head**
Me: 🤔 Well that seems normal.. I am dead serious. Caleb's messed me up.
I don't know why but I especially enjoyed the little candid moment Normal Plant and Bumblebee had between 0:36 and 0:53. Like I was totally invested in their genuine relationship. I wasn't watching a sketch, I was watching two good ass friends having an enjoyable visit. I'm reading way too into this but it made Venus Fly Trap's betrayal that much more tragic.
My boy finally trending... 😂😂😂
_I hate how accurate this is to evolutionary theory-_
"I'M TIRED OF DRINKING, I WANNA *E A T"*
Edit: Holy fucking shit, thanks for turning this comment into a warzone, lmao. At least I was able to fish out 12k likes from this chaos.
Edit: @Sad Rat Oh, you mean like this?
Sometimes the most simple things are the best descriptions.
I tired of swimming, I want to walk!
@@jaceofspades328 You trippin'.
Jace of Spades
Fin.....
BECOME LEG
shooterDisease go go gadget
This was the first video I ever watched from him... I’m still impressed
"I'm tired of drinking, I wanna chew."
Sound like he preaching at a black church
chickabowbow90 🤣
Spread the word like our leaves, my brother, and take in the sweet meat of life, praise Venus, amen!
When your at the bar with friends and getting hungry
😭
Right?? His delivery of that line was flawless
*Hmmmmmmm THATS WAY TO GOOD*
🚴🚴🚴 *don't read my name!* 🚴🚴🚴
\\xxᴀɴᴀx// {sʜʜ} too*
I am your 420th like
I just saw you on LBG's video
Damn bro we must be watching the same people rn lol
Plant News Reporter: This just in local authorities say that 21 year old Calebplant ate 19 year old Bumblebee witnesses had to say this: He just ate em. Back to you Plant #1.
Imagine celebs mom walks in and sees him biting his own hand shirtless, with a leaf on his head
Plant #1: "He crazy! He crazy! He crazy!"
😀😀😀😄😄😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@leotan9405 did you seriously just word for word copy another comment
i can imagine someone walking in on caleb filming himself shirtless with a leaf taped to his forehead biting his own hand.
You crazy!
You crazee!
You crazeeee!
All of his fcking video makes my Day.
take a look at my chan lemme know what ye think!
Ikr
Not even 5 seconds into the video and I already burst out laughing
Joshua Park lmfao me too
The first 5 seconds aren't even funny.
its the leaf
Joshua Park lol why they mad you found something funny??
This shit not even funny
"I WANNA EAT!" I actually died for a sec lmfao
I mean... Apparently the UA-cam algorithm is working correctly now, so this is what it have to offer to me...
This is the confirmation that it is working correctly.
I accept it and I'm very grateful.
huh
This channel is life
A g r e e d
Br
Best 1 man actor I've seen.
*best
And why would I beat him
If you watch this in half speed it’s so much better
Connortheginger816 It really is
Connortheginger816 i feel high when i watch it at half speed😂
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU!! XD
You are so fucking right
Lol
Funnily enough, the Venus fly trap has its flowers near the base of the plant, and the trap extends high above usually, to specifically not trap its pollinators haha
Hol up why did it decide to start straight up eating bugs? Did that specific plat require sustenance or something?
Imagine being his neighbor and hearing screams and random things about being a plant lmao
This is how I feel around vegetarians
This new found footage is baffling scientific community as we speak.
YEEEEET
"It's good! IT'S GOOD!" that was legitimately scary, like that scene could be in a zombie movie.
BEE: "HELP ME "
Plant: I CANT MOVE IMMA PLANT
But you can pick up a bottle of water
💀💀💀💀