Paperclip Counting with Professor Clemmons [ ASMR ]
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- Опубліковано 27 лис 2016
- Welcome to another Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation session where Professor Clemmons methodically counts paperclips to help you relax and sleep.
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What is ASMR?
To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting, for example.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Розваги
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I like the part where he counts the paper clips.
skankingrudeboy you mean this entire video?
Jenny Yue Jin exactly 😂
skankingrudeboy amirite?
time stamp please
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ER: "One."
me, immediately: "Oh no"
Wyatt NOW LOOK AT THIS NET
Wyatt WOULD YOU LIKE TO
Ghirahim NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ?
We are number one. But each time one is said Rift counts a paper clip.
Can we all take a moment to realize that we're indirectly paying him to align paper clips on a desk and count them for 45 minutes? I'm not complaining, but like, wow.
KevTyGaming and I gladly pay my share of 5$ a month to enjoy the hell out of it.
Isn't art wierd?
Mom: what are you watching?
Me: a man count paper clips :)
Mom: I'm getting you a therapist
Me: no no don't worry, I have rift
Pidge Gunderson
*Therift
Pidge Gunderson did that actually happen?
oh man
lol we all need a therfit from time to time
How did this get over a hundred likes
*A* rkham
*S* anitarium
*M* ental
*R* ehabilitation
*GENIUS*
Inu Senpai The Fallen OMGOMGOMG
Inu Senpai The Fallen holy fuCKING SHIT!
Redgigage 0 Thank you so very much! ❤
+Inu Senpai The Fallen FFXV HYPE. ALMOST HERE
David OHHH MAHH GAWDD YAAASSS! FFXV FOR LIFE ☺
The amount of patience this man has is astounding. I would've thrown them at the fucking wall by 10.
Let's take a moment to appreciate that this man sat there counting paper clips for close to 50 mins just for us! Thank you ER
Bee Movie trailer but every time they say 'bee' a man counts paper clips.
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FiveRoulette crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crubch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch cinnamon toast crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
FerristWheel and everytime he says a number the nutshack theme plays, and everytime they say nitshack the bee movie trailer plays
Allstar but everytime he sings it is replaced with 'Shrek but everytime they speak it is replaced with 'Bee movie but everytime they see bee it is replaced with Uncle Rift counting paperclips.''
But every time another paper clip is counted the entire Harry Potter saga plays
damnit paul you didnt go to 100... why you gotta blue balls me like that bro?
Louthinator wtf nigga
Louthinator Bite the pillow
I'm going in dry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tony Bamanaboni oh shit nigga
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FiveRoulette crunch
Ephemeral Rift we love you man. Your creativity has inspired me so many times. Thank you for everything.
Elisha Long Amen
The priest has spoken.Amen.
please help my legs stopped working after I binge watched an entire anime series on the toilet
Reaper If Death Note then you will be set free
Elisha Long nah it's day break illusion
He's that hero that America needs right now, Just not the one it deserves
Landon McGinnis Is he Bernie Sanders?
ER bringing together two great acronyms; ASMR and OCD! Fantastic!
except my ocd got worse at the end because he ended on 89 and not 100 or even a factor of 10 like 90.....
Louthinator GAH! I know, right?? (I do not suffer from OCD but that still twists my knickers.....) He was still counting, so there must have been a problem with the audio.
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Yeah... that bothered me. I do wish he had finished the tray. He was so close and then just faded out, leaving us with a major OCPD* inducing cliffhanger.
* No it's not "OCD". That's a completely different mental issue than what everyone here is describing. You don't have "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder." You have "Obsessive Compulsive *Personality* Disorder". It doesn't actually have a debilitating effect on your life. It just is mildly irritating.
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Some of W.E. Clemmons his critics, most of which have died natural deaths within a short time span, argued that his ASMR techniques tamper with the spacetime continuum.
The deaths his detractors suffered were so normal that, if one didn't know better, s/he might think there is some sinister connection.
RandomGamerNumber01 Although, one would never go against the doctor and his great tactics that'd just be foolish. He's a great man who should not be gone against.
Do not trust the Doctor.
These comments that ER gets are straight gold dude.
everyone stop and appreciate that ER actually spent three quarters of an hour cataloguing paperclips for our weird enjoyment
This is the least weird thing you've done in like 2 years. I don't know how to feel about it other than relaxed.
I don't know how you got the patience to count that slowly I would die after like 20 counting like this
vrt789789789 he does this all the time patience isn't something you can afford not to have it's an evolutionary trait you develop for being E. R.
ER's fans are a bunch of memers
i love you all
Ghirahim we are the ones who dream memes
Color Drop edgy
REPEAT||ST is it?
well it's only 6 pm but it looks like im going to bed. g'night
AomarK it's 3am here in the uk
AomarK 9 pm here in Missouri, US
10 pm here on Perú
AomarK California?
1:30 am here in rs/brazil
"Hey what did you do last night, you look tired ?" ---> "Oh nothing, I was just counting paperclips ya know."
i would've died if the pencil led broke
he reminds me of that sloth in zootopia
DeadBoy 420 "67,68,FUCK"
Ak47 FLASH FLASH HUNDRED YARD DASH 😂
You who are scrolling, have a good day/night :)
Sixel ASMR you who posted, thank you. you too.
Sixel ASMR YO FUCK YOUR GOOD DAYS AND NIGHTS just kidding just kidding have a bueno day
How did you know I was scrolling? :O
It's twilight here... It's neither day nor night, it is the ultimate vortex of destruction, waiting to devour me... Nah just kidding it's 1 am, a normal time to be watching ASMR.
Positive ASMR
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Uncle ER is definitely the king of ASMR! For the past 3 years everyday I look forward to him putting new content out and it never once has disappointed!👏🏼👏🏼
How are you gonna stop at 89?!?! You can't be toying with my emotions like that.
dat boi o shit waddup
EliteAssassin09 it's day boi. be good with our memes for they are the lord
dat boi O shit dedd af!
Ahhahah nice
spoiler alert..
Girls at the beach have 90% of their body showing, men are so nice they only stare at the covered parts
Cosmic Kid what you talking about on an ASMR video
Turkey a joke 😂
Cosmic Kid you make no sense 😗
Turkey some people need a lil laugh
Turkey Well that's your opinion, I don't really care sorry
Uncle E you do so much for us. Standing in front of a camera for 45 minutes counting and tallying paperclips for our relaxation.
Dad: Wtf are you watching
Me: Professor Clemmons
Dad: Who?
Me: He has a PhD in paper clip counting c:
Dad: *Walks away*
WTC x
XD
Rift your ideas for ASMR are inspirational and unique. your knack for creativity keeps viewers coming back for more. keep it up. good work.
i never thought i would end up watching a guy counting paper clips to help me go to sleep
I think it's impressive that you're dedicated enough to sit for over 40 minutes and just count paperclips..... Kudos to you my good sir......
I would watch this but I just got an iPhone 7 and I can't plug in my headphones...
Justin Howlett Should have went Android
Nichole Hammond yes
Use the dongle bro
your videos never cease to help me out :) this one definitely helped with my OCD. i watched every movement and it made me feel relaxed. i count things a lot in my head every day, and if i find something that isn't aligned properly, or it isn't assigned towards the right corner of my right eye, i have to count something. so, thank you!
Amber Gulbin I have a uncle with OCD.
Turkey OCD TRIGGER AT END HE COUNTS TO 89 GAAAAAHHHH
Rerender 09 ......I'm kinda offended
Turkey 'insert ramble about youtube formalities and other boring things like that here' also why you offended m8?
Bc I feel like you making fun of people with OCD.
Literally perfect timing. I was just going to bed.
Keep up the good work buddy! I can't get tingles because i don't have ''ASMR'' but when people whisper and talk quietly it relaxes me and helps me sleep, thank you!
ThisNameCannotBeInsulted same
Turkey Nobody ate you at thanks giving?
*Gobble Gobble* watching asmr to clear my mind of my brothers and sisters deaths. They all died and were eaten to death be the person who raised us. It was a cold stormy night that day.........
ThisNameCannotBeInsulted wear headphones
Jenny Yue Jin I do. But i just don't get tingles
This has been saving me during exams. I normally can't listen to the same video too often but this one is consistently so so good. Thank you for your patience and dedication to film simple gentle videos like this (though I love the more creative ones too don't get me wrong!)
"If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." - John Cage, 1961. Seems in Clemmons' case at least, Cage was correct. Is Clemmons ' head not shown because he's wearing the hat from Turkey Massage or Santa's Workshop?
The sound the pencil makes on the paper 😩
This is so straightforward and soothing. I come back to it
I have no idea how you are able to make quality content daily without a single flaw in any of your videos. Your videos are never boring, always tingle inducing, and the length of your videos are perfect for people like me who take a bit to fall asleep.
You have admirable hands professor. I'll shut my eyes now thank you.
Are you an SCP Containment Breach fan by any chance?
Vulgun I'm pretty sure he is, considering he has a scp cup in some of his videos
dude Ephemeral Rift should make a SCP Containment Breach video. As him like one of the test subjects and we are roommates with ephemeral rift or something and your about to go to SCP 173's Container kindof like the start of the game. IDK its just an idea
Agreed
also the scp symbol on the thing that says W.E. Clemmons
Yeah so... everybody comment and like and idk whatever gets this where Uncle E will see it because this needs to happen. SCP RP would be amazing and we know he'd do a fantastic job.
I need more videos like this. Slow & methodical always puts me out.
We need a wiki site for every Arkham character as we slowly piece together the lore.
Professor Clemmons is my favorite ASMR character. Such deep mythology and mystery and he seems to me to be like a bad guy you cant help but like. Also I would love to see what Margret's garden looks like... intact of course.
LOL...Professor Originality is at it again. Very original and relaxing.
Thanks for the vid E! I love being able to tune out the railroad with paper clip counting. Much easier to sleep that way.
Great simple video. Thank you, really helped calm my anxiety right down. Can't thank you enough❤️ I'm so glad after number 5 you moved them to all face the same way!
Can't believe I was one of your few subscribers when you started...
Look at you, growing each and every day, really happy for you, man :)
I admire your patience and dedication to count out paper clips for 45 mins to induce asmr. True legend
this dude sat here for 45 minutes playing with paper clips and counting.
Waste of precious time so to speak
Casual i agree like does he have a life
Harry Hersom yeah he makes money to sustain him and his family by doing videos like this, pretty decent life I'd say!
AK 47 is the finest rifle in all of Human existence
I own 4 semi automatic variants
I love your videos so much!!! I just got home from school and was about to do homework but now your going to make me go to sleep again haha. Keep up the amazing creative videos!
The amount of patience this man has with his videos, so dedicated :') My ass would've gotten annoyed and sped through the counting process lmao
Hey mommy where's dad? Oh he's dressing up as a doctor counting paperclips instead of actually being a doctor.
fucking funny
I shall add this to my list of favorite UA-cam clips.
I counted with him, but I ended up with 999,365,041,827
Max Grassy weird. i got abraham lincoln.
Mount Rushmore.
Max Grassy I got pie, strange
Hmmm, I got el chapo. Strange.
ZippperBeansPyro I got infinity, musta lost count at 3,294,392
That pencil sound with those short lines, tho! SO good.
You know the Internet is great when 70,000 people can watch a 40 minute video of a guy slowly counting paperclips
You have no idea how much you help my anxiety. Greatly appreciated. Sincerely thank you.
Nice simple video....ultra relaxing! 😴
ASMR Power Of Sound Wow you're actually everywhere. Even when I'm looking at old videos. :O
Thousands of years of evolution all boils down to this one video. Look how far we've come.
I feel as though this video is quite an accurate representation of how I complete my homework.
You've combined three soothing sounds :)
he always uploads just in time for bed and i keep having to remind myself that we live in the same state XD
He must be watching a thirty second timer and placing a paper clip every thirty seconds
vertfreak09 Holy. Shit. He really must have
I love this good job ephermal rift
Some people count sheep, come people count paperclips.
the pencil markings is actually the BEST
I'm Not Gonna Have Trouble Sleeping Tonight Thanks Ephemeral Rift!
Why Did You Capitalize Every Word?
UnicornKabob BECAUSE WHY NOT?
lisaTHS4lf
Because It Looks Cool.
UnicornKabob Because I'm Jaden Smith
lisaTHS4lf That Is A Brilliant Reason. Please Overlord Jaden, Bestow Your Everknowing Wisdom Upon Me.
How did I miss this one...
I've been missing out!
your creativity is limitless ER
Needed this tonight!!
Thanks Uncle E the counting put me to sleep!
love all your videos you put me right to sleep 💙💙💙
Yay!!! Another Rift vid is up!!!
I got an ad of this guy saying some inspiration and now I feel good let's speak the good vibe
I LOVE your Arkham vids!!!! PLEASE never stop and maybe make more with Joker and if possible Harley!!!!
I feel like I would be the type to lose count and have to start completely over XD
This needs a sequel
You know how when you can't sleep, some people tell you to count sheep? Well screw them! Paper clips is where it's at!
I imagine the Professor practicing ASMR on SCP-049 and it slowly falls asleep in his lap. Beautiful.
Just in time for bed, thank you!
The SCP logo is just lovely. :D
I know right ?
ShadowBeatZ :3
And I'm pretty sure I've seen the second logo on a cthulu dice nor book ;3
dude Ephemeral Rift should make a SCP Containment Breach video. As him like one of the test subjects and we are roommates with ephemeral rift or something and your about to go to SCP 173's Container kindof like the start of the game. IDK its just an idea
It's perfect!
I suggest the creation of a character who is some sort of office worker. All videos containing him would involve standard office supplies.
Jumbling up the clips sends tingle all down my left side 😌 happy birthday to me!
Rift, your a genius!
ASMR video's don't have to be expensive. All you need is paperclips, a piece of paper and a pencil. Oh and his amazing talent!!
Great job keep it up
whoa. a video about counting as a main theme... nice. why does it tingle so much? I have tried counting myself to sleep but it won't work and rift just makes me pass out
I loved the video and unique speed but something sounded just odd... I'm not sure if they are my headphones or if you are using a different microphone then usual but aside from that minor bump It's all very good and calming epically I'm glad I found your channel way back when I did
Damn remember seeing this video when it came out. Feels like yesterday. 👌❤️
this is a ritual vital to my existence.
It's more important than sleep... maybe even homework.
Another Great video!!! 😊
I love the contextual dichotomy of this video. Torture for some, bliss for others.
I wish I had 10% of the patience ER has. My life would be so much simpler
Nice that you wear your band for these vid.
We royally and officially applaud you in your struggle and journey to count the paper clips. Know that the world and the Faroe Islands are a better place because of your relaxing sacrifice.
My biggest trigger seems to be pencils or pens writing on a wooden surface. Would love more stuff with a focus on that from you.
I had to stand behind this guy at the grocery store a few weeks ago. Bought like £400 worth of groceries, no notes, no credit card, all pennies. I was there for 7 hours.
bUt eR iS iNa Dthe Us
Nothing like the S.C.P. logo to put you mind at ease.
Hey Uncle E, I really enjoyed that Bloodborne RP you did a while ago, and I was wondering if you could do another one. Possibly Rp'ing as Djura, Gascoigne, or maybe even Gehrman. Thanks for everything you do Uncle E!