What School Actually Taught Me

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  • @LivelyCoastin
    @LivelyCoastin 8 років тому +480

    "Honestly I was just really lazy" --- Story of my life

  • @katelantzer9072
    @katelantzer9072 6 років тому +982

    Life hack: if a teacher is looking around the room for someone to answer a question, drop something on the floor because a teacher won’t call on a person who is accidentally unprepared. You have no idea how many times I’ve used that.

    • @maryam-op2gx
      @maryam-op2gx 6 років тому +17

      Kate Lantzer Thanks ALOT

    • @sruthinotshruthi2493
      @sruthinotshruthi2493 6 років тому +48

      Well, guess imma be using that forever from now on, thanks!

    • @halima2030
      @halima2030 6 років тому +6

      thx omg

    • @notcreative2713
      @notcreative2713 6 років тому +40

      Kate Lantzer my teachers will only notice you and call you out xd my life hack would be to not make any noises and most importantly: no eye contact. It's also important to not look like you weren't paying attention. Just try to look casual to not get the teacher's attention at all. For me, it works nearly every time

    • @coffee_person938
      @coffee_person938 6 років тому +7

      Kate Lantzer YOU ARE A LIFESAVER.

  • @hodasaleh2460
    @hodasaleh2460 6 років тому +4448

    Teacher: 2+2=4
    Homework:4+4=8
    Exam: Tom woke up at 8:43, his train is 2 mins late, calculate the mass of the sun.
    Edit: for all of you commenting that lilly said “DA F” at 8:43, that was a complete coincidence but man am i lucky LMAO

    • @vaanyakaushal6206
      @vaanyakaushal6206 6 років тому +38

      Hoda Ahmad 😂

    • @chey1099
      @chey1099 6 років тому +44

      Trueee

    • @vinthiyaab3484
      @vinthiyaab3484 6 років тому +79

      You should become the next president (Y)

    • @rhi222
      @rhi222 6 років тому +8

      Hoda Ahmad Hahahah

    • @gabbieg5783
      @gabbieg5783 6 років тому +9

      Hoda Ahmad lolol😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @dv21106
    @dv21106 5 років тому +1283

    Shoutout to all those friends who would whisper the answer to us when the teacher called on us

    • @faithxanneproudofliam
      @faithxanneproudofliam 4 роки тому +47

      I was that friend but I never had that friend😔

    • @remsmodious
      @remsmodious 4 роки тому +28

      I was that friend and my friends are like that too
      Let's just say that we all got praise that we didn't deserve

    • @_lemon._.pie_4286
      @_lemon._.pie_4286 4 роки тому +7

      My best friend who was way smarter than me always told me the answer

    • @Sarah-sv4gz
      @Sarah-sv4gz 4 роки тому +5

      Omg ikr that friend da best

    • @_lemon._.pie_4286
      @_lemon._.pie_4286 4 роки тому +5

      Sarah yeah we all had that friend once in our life hehe....😅

  • @sadhikaanand3755
    @sadhikaanand3755 8 років тому +309

    Somethings school taught me or is teaching me:
    1. How to not punch someone in the face when all you do is think about it.
    2. How to fake smile all the time.
    3. How to act as if you actually care.
    4. How to skip all the work and watch UA-cam videos all day long.

  • @katally9203
    @katally9203 6 років тому +1181

    Dear Math,
    Stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. Grow up and solve your own problems.
    Sincerely
    IIsuperwomanII

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 років тому +12

      Honestly this probably isn't that funny......

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 років тому +11

      Oh well

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 років тому +12

      Replying to my own comment

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 років тому +12

      Trying to make my comment look popular

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 років тому +12

      Laalalalalalalalalalalalalala trying to make my comment look popular

  • @nataliesoutlet
    @nataliesoutlet 8 років тому +4992

    "I aint ever seen a rhombus" 😂
    being a smart ass here but I believe your logo is a rhombus 🤓
    then again its also a diamond. Ugh math.

    • @miabryan7986
      @miabryan7986 8 років тому +12

      lol

    • @user-se6nk2kk7y
      @user-se6nk2kk7y 8 років тому +21

      I LOVE YOU NATALIE

    • @user-se6nk2kk7y
      @user-se6nk2kk7y 8 років тому +7

      AGHHHH

    • @Sophia-mf2cn
      @Sophia-mf2cn 8 років тому +34

      It's like where have I seen a rhombus i see one right behind u 😂😂😂😂

    • @WannaPlayQuidditch
      @WannaPlayQuidditch 8 років тому +52

      Haha, her logo isn't a rhombus. For it to be a rhombus, the adjacent sides have to be equal. Like a kite.
      Hers is an equisided parallelogram.

  • @Phoenix_flame
    @Phoenix_flame 5 років тому +845

    Teacher: **calls on me**
    Me: "I plead the fifth."

  • @avawatts5788
    @avawatts5788 7 років тому +3590

    "I have not seen a triangle since I left school"
    UA-cam Logo

  • @emanhafeez1312
    @emanhafeez1312 7 років тому +168

    "Find x"
    *I dont need to. He won't come back*

    • @cutepuppysbark362
      @cutepuppysbark362 6 років тому +2

      unicorns ø Eman Hafeez i get it lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MinionGoggle
      @MinionGoggle 6 років тому +2

      Salma Reda looks like you've got a *problem* to solve then

    • @helenaravenclaw7958
      @helenaravenclaw7958 6 років тому +1

      ø Eman Hafeez ø lol

  • @takwadhaoui630
    @takwadhaoui630 8 років тому +5332

    What school has taught me is how to get ready in 10min ..

  • @kendaldawn0512
    @kendaldawn0512 5 років тому +598

    I’ve always disliked math tests cause you go through the chapter and it’s all easy and then you get to the test and it’s like
    IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 20 KM/H AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN PEDRO BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL

  • @AmritaMukhopadhyayOfficial
    @AmritaMukhopadhyayOfficial 8 років тому +2932

    You forgot one thing!
    MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL! 😂

    • @ayannar8589
      @ayannar8589 8 років тому +5

      AHAHAHA

    • @vronirom6469
      @vronirom6469 8 років тому +18

      omg I waited for that throughout the whole video 😂😂

    • @elaina10
      @elaina10 8 років тому +1

      +Isla Pennington *organelle

    • @bagelnabi
      @bagelnabi 8 років тому

      +Layla Seelie um are you still in school? Because they teach that

    • @bengasse-coope4197
      @bengasse-coope4197 8 років тому

      +darkmane

  • @princessa9122
    @princessa9122 5 років тому +796

    In the thumbnail I honestly thought it said googles🤷‍♀️

  • @michellejade1
    @michellejade1 8 років тому +1267

    i learned how to pass a class without knowing anything in school

  • @stupidgamer1425
    @stupidgamer1425 4 роки тому +1019

    School taught me how to hold my fart for 7 hours straight......

    • @shubhikasirohi4281
      @shubhikasirohi4281 4 роки тому +37

      I died lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @giftedntwisted9222
      @giftedntwisted9222 4 роки тому +10

      Copied by the comment in prince eas video

    • @emmahilgemann4727
      @emmahilgemann4727 4 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @fingersontoes
      @fingersontoes 4 роки тому +8

      LOL

    • @princesskenleysuperlila4139
      @princesskenleysuperlila4139 4 роки тому +23

      I farted in class in 3 different schools. You dont wanna know what happend... THE WHOLE CLASS LAUGHED INCLUDING MY CRUSH IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

  • @JadeKariuki
    @JadeKariuki 8 років тому +6460

    dear math,
    please stop asking us to find your X, she has left you and don't ask y.

  • @Echos.Art.Corner
    @Echos.Art.Corner 6 років тому +157

    School taught me how to tune out pointless information and that I'll never get to my goals because apparently being an animator is 'not a real job'

    • @awstengooch
      @awstengooch 6 років тому +4

      GamerGirl I wish you luck with animation!

    • @blueberry-the-wolf6095
      @blueberry-the-wolf6095 6 років тому +3

      GamerGirl Yup I do that as well!! And I hope you become a great animator. And math sucks!!!

    • @AkshataGuruprasad
      @AkshataGuruprasad 6 років тому +3

      Rude!!!😤😤 Hope you became an animator!!! Good luck!!!

  • @sydneyzuckschwerdt6101
    @sydneyzuckschwerdt6101 7 років тому +482

    "If you are still in school you are watching me not doing your homework " Lily knows me so well 😂

  • @nathanhsu138
    @nathanhsu138 4 роки тому +143

    “This is like taking a selfie with a white person. This is not going to expose us both properly.” This got me. I am now cackling. My dog is very concerned.

  • @MrCapz
    @MrCapz 8 років тому +1669

    School has thought me how to hate something with a passion (:

    • @nvmin_
      @nvmin_ 8 років тому +3

      Same

    • @dassweta100
      @dassweta100 8 років тому +3

      Right to hate someone

    • @Liv-om4mu
      @Liv-om4mu 8 років тому +5

      And people

    • @veen-a2092
      @veen-a2092 8 років тому +3

      Amen!

    • @MrCapz
      @MrCapz 8 років тому

      +RayyanPvP damn I didn't even notice that xD

  • @KessyMar
    @KessyMar 8 років тому +478

    Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?
    School: Worry not
    The mitochondria is the power house of the cell

  • @ericaulrich4308
    @ericaulrich4308 6 років тому +1747

    HOMEWORK
    H-hours
    O-of
    M-my
    E-energy
    W-wasted
    O-on
    R-random
    K-knowledge

    • @ams1877
      @ams1877 6 років тому +16

      love it

    • @holysex1052
      @holysex1052 6 років тому +7

      Mood

    • @dariya1301
      @dariya1301 6 років тому +4

      Haha

    • @chxd2206
      @chxd2206 6 років тому +5

      Amazing

    • @descendingalaxy
      @descendingalaxy 6 років тому +64

      School
      S- Several
      C- Cruel
      H- Hours
      O- Of
      O- Our
      L- Lives
      Math
      M- Mental
      A- Abuse
      T- To
      H- Humans

  • @abc-ml4bb
    @abc-ml4bb 5 років тому +251

    “HONESTLY MICHAEL’S A MESS”

  • @james7361
    @james7361 8 років тому +348

    Makeup or not, you're one of the most beautiful you tubers I've seen.

  • @kristianbickell9425
    @kristianbickell9425 7 років тому +366

    math... the only place you can eat 30 watermelons and no one questions you...😂

    • @nerdymicnerd8889
      @nerdymicnerd8889 6 років тому

      Kristian Bickell yep

    • @starsinthedarkness6315
      @starsinthedarkness6315 6 років тому +9

      My CHRISTIAN SCHOOL had the weirdest problem ..
      Marty had 974 girlfriends and Lucy killed 725.374 of them. How many girlfriends are left alive?

    • @annabellamarie1202
      @annabellamarie1202 6 років тому +5

      SinaminJanae how do you have .0 of a girlfriend?

    • @marahismail2940
      @marahismail2940 6 років тому +1

      Kristian Bickell ikr😂😂

    • @mila_835
      @mila_835 6 років тому

      Kristian Bickell and buy 64

  • @aurosie8409
    @aurosie8409 6 років тому +171

    "I don’t think i’ve seen a triangle since I finished school" she says while literally standing next to triangles. I love her so much.

    • @emmaw5330
      @emmaw5330 6 років тому

      Aurosie where??

    • @yumi-zd6vq
      @yumi-zd6vq 6 років тому

      @@emmaw5330 there's one in the subcribe button and A... but I don't know if that what she means

  • @vedasaralachakilam6298
    @vedasaralachakilam6298 4 роки тому +165

    Lilly: What even is a rhombus
    Me: *Immediately searches it up* What even is a rhombus?

  • @deathamphetaminez
    @deathamphetaminez 6 років тому +89

    Wow girl you look beautiful with and without makeup

  • @weinertoss
    @weinertoss 6 років тому +165

    2:36 parents trying to use technology

  • @aida6911
    @aida6911 8 років тому +109

    Lilly looks so pretty

    • @aida6911
      @aida6911 8 років тому +2

      And you've seen triangles Doritos

    • @galaxygameshd8303
      @galaxygameshd8303 8 років тому

      +Isabella Well Doritos aren't perfect triangles but that's not what she was saying she was saying the school tool the triangle it's like a protractor except in triangle form

  • @mrspark2814
    @mrspark2814 5 років тому +738

    “You’re watching my video instead of doing your homework”
    Me: *smirking* 😈
    Actually I’m supposed to be studying for exams but I’m watching this video
    Edit:
    One year later....
    Hey, it’s the 8th of December 2020 and I have my autumn term exams again 😂 but I’m still not going to revise even tho I have science and English exam

  • @xx_v4mpirism
    @xx_v4mpirism 7 років тому +1145

    My school has the same phone policy. And we have a strict uniform policy, but some teachers are chill and let us wear nonuniform jackets. And I have really thick, dark hair. So, I'll listen to music in class with my wireless headphones and my phone in my jacket pocket or my skirt. Not one teacher has noticed and I've been doing it for 2 months 😂😂😂

    • @blazxe_
      @blazxe_ 7 років тому +11

      Anne Marie Omg so lucky

    • @catherineshen2144
      @catherineshen2144 7 років тому +21

      same i used to do dat alot untill ,my mom forced mew to cut my freaking hair so it doesnt work anymore

    • @lisagorma9571
      @lisagorma9571 7 років тому +6

      Anne Marie you lucky.

    • @pennythomas4242
      @pennythomas4242 7 років тому +7

      Anne Marie omg same I have long dark hair and sit at the back of all my classes so no one knows I'm listening to music

    • @ayamohamed-un9tc
      @ayamohamed-un9tc 7 років тому +7

      Anne Marie you are so lucky girl in my school you should tie up your hair

  • @majesticgreenapple2770
    @majesticgreenapple2770 7 років тому +739

    I'm watching this in the summer....

    • @dorothycayson4662
      @dorothycayson4662 7 років тому

      Majestic Green Apple me to :-) :-)

    • @kamiartissi8594
      @kamiartissi8594 7 років тому +1

      Majestic Green Apple same boi! And I sprained my ankle on the second day of it...that was yesterday 😅😂🤣

    • @parmisiguess
      @parmisiguess 7 років тому +1

      Same lmao

    • @HirtVDS
      @HirtVDS 7 років тому +3

      Majestic Green Apple same here

    • @jaynekeiter704
      @jaynekeiter704 7 років тому +4

      Majestic Green Apple Sameeee and im like dear lord its almost August like God Damn😂

  • @themrsnakebitee
    @themrsnakebitee 8 років тому +3193

    My School's Math
    First Grade Math Test: 30+30=?
    Second Grade Math Test: 16x5=?
    Third Grade Math Test: John had ten pieces of candy. Amy gave him fifteen pieces of candy. Calculate the type of diabetes he received. Show your solution.
    Fourth Grade Math Diagnostics Test: Harry bought ten marbles from the store and wanted to give each of his 16,958,031 friends an equal amount. Calculate the mass of the sun.

    • @truc6505
      @truc6505 8 років тому +49

      Sooooo true doe

    • @AwesomeAwesomeYeah
      @AwesomeAwesomeYeah 8 років тому +261

      Fifth grade math test: please calculate the meaning of life.

    • @themrsnakebitee
      @themrsnakebitee 8 років тому +16

      +Fabulous Lily HA YES

    • @gabbyxr8656
      @gabbyxr8656 8 років тому +14

      that was from tumblr..

    • @gabbyxr8656
      @gabbyxr8656 8 років тому +9

      that was from tumblr..

  • @SalanaWolfie
    @SalanaWolfie 5 років тому +34

    You look that amazing without makeup? Dang

  • @anushamadhusudanan
    @anushamadhusudanan 8 років тому +1232

    damn.SHE LOOKS BOMB WITHOUT MAKEUP xD

    • @thuenn
      @thuenn 8 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @LillySingh
      @LillySingh  8 років тому +135

      That's so nice of you. No one has ever said that to me xo

    • @kaungkhantthein5348
      @kaungkhantthein5348 8 років тому

      I love you Superwoman
      With love from Burma!

    • @zingy5089
      @zingy5089 8 років тому

      True

    • @ardnaslau
      @ardnaslau 8 років тому

      +IISuperwomanII hiiiii

  • @rubyge7201
    @rubyge7201 8 років тому +308

    She looks as beautiful with out make up .....who's with me?

  • @kylee7708
    @kylee7708 7 років тому +1261

    school doesn't teach you how to buy a car, do taxes, pay bills.
    BUT THANK THE LORD I KNOW HOW TO FIND THE AREA OF A TRIANGLE!

    • @amiiconicnow5711
      @amiiconicnow5711 7 років тому +6

      Kylee Weaver ikr

    • @ouidalawrence3268
      @ouidalawrence3268 7 років тому +20

      Kylee Weaver SAID NO ONE EVER

    • @mizanurali477
      @mizanurali477 7 років тому

      Kylee Weaver I

    • @bxbygirlspeedbulids9321
      @bxbygirlspeedbulids9321 7 років тому +7

      Kylee Weaver I also wanna say I taught us we waste six hours of your live everyday of your child us

    • @ayamohamed-un9tc
      @ayamohamed-un9tc 7 років тому +17

      Kylee Weaver ikr!!! They’re like “why would you need to know how to pay bills when you can know how to find X” like f**k X!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kclockett7381
    @kclockett7381 5 років тому +782

    “I haven’t seen a rhombus since school” there’s a rhombus behind her 😂

    • @crystala5293
      @crystala5293 5 років тому

      Why

    • @kclockett7381
      @kclockett7381 5 років тому +3

      Esther Adeyinka what 😂

    • @enkela1568
      @enkela1568 5 років тому +19

      That's a square

    • @kclockett7381
      @kclockett7381 5 років тому +8

      Enkela Tafa no it’s not her logos a rhombus if it was a square it would be rotated so it’s flat 😂

    • @enkela1568
      @enkela1568 5 років тому +8

      A rhombus's angle can't be 90 degrees though

  • @lilyxo6914
    @lilyxo6914 8 років тому +407

    Dear algebra,
    Stop asking me to find your "x" ... and dont ask "y"
    Sincerely,
    A student.

  • @needsleep8905
    @needsleep8905 6 років тому +134

    story time:i struggle with math and my math teacher knew this and he asks the class "does anyone know the answer to this question" i didnt understand what to do or how to do much with this math and 5 people raised their hands and i didnt raise my hand but he decided to call on me,i didnt know that answer so i said "i dont know" and he said "of course u dont know,u were drawing" and all im thinking is 'i wasnt drawing,i didnt even have my pen in my hand' and thats what made me hate my math teacher

    • @errinritchie6044
      @errinritchie6044 6 років тому +4

      Taylor Hilkey yassssss. My math teacher is the same

    • @cherisekwok1927
      @cherisekwok1927 6 років тому +2

      Taylor Hilkey I know right! One time I was taking notes and the teacher said I was drawing! Also once my friend asked for a pen and I lent it to her. The teacher saw me and told me to see her after school without even acknowledging my friend. I’m not in any way exaggerating. I don’t hate teachers, in fact I appreciate them teaching me, but I just wish they would stop scolding me when I haven’t done anything wrong.

    • @picklejar9305
      @picklejar9305 5 років тому +1

      yeah your pen wasn't in your hand...your paintbrush was

  • @leggomaeggo9230
    @leggomaeggo9230 6 років тому +775

    3:02
    Lmao I thought it said googles 😂😂😂

  • @sharksquad6812
    @sharksquad6812 5 років тому +401

    Homework
    Half
    of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge

  • @auroraengland9655
    @auroraengland9655 6 років тому +94

    Teacher- 1+1=2
    HW- 2+2=4
    The Test- If air resistance is a thing and you throw a triangle out a car window, how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?

  • @CrazyCristof
    @CrazyCristof 8 років тому +384

    "I've never seen a rhombus"
    >Superwoman logo right behind her
    "I've never seen a triangle"
    >Has a job revolving around UA-cam
    >Doesn't see the triangle in the logo

    • @katieparker8590
      @katieparker8590 8 років тому

      lmao trueee

    • @uwu-od7qu
      @uwu-od7qu 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @gwennnmarie
      @gwennnmarie 8 років тому +3

      she was trying to make a point

    • @tiganlee8000
      @tiganlee8000 8 років тому

      is a rombas like a dimonid...

    • @hananyasin9759
      @hananyasin9759 8 років тому +1

      wait what! school taught me that a rhombus is /_/ *with a line on top*, how is a diamond shape a rhombus now!

  • @xliax7042
    @xliax7042 6 років тому +239

    What school taught me was not to eat breakfast cuz ik ima be late

    • @kkiwi8559
      @kkiwi8559 6 років тому +3

      school is very nice practice for sleep deprivation

    • @viktoralatini5597
      @viktoralatini5597 6 років тому

      x lia x lmao true, even tho my teachers are the ones that tell me the most “breakfast is the most important meal of the day”.

    • @raebyfeild4887
      @raebyfeild4887 6 років тому

      Breakfast? Whats that?

    • @mrs.zawsome4266
      @mrs.zawsome4266 6 років тому

      Just eat breakfast on the bus or in the car or sneak it on class that's what I do

  • @saeidkh1227
    @saeidkh1227 5 років тому +93

    "I believe you in this stuff_ but I was just lazy"
    I DIED........✌️🤣

  • @iDillusionist
    @iDillusionist 8 років тому +197

    "I've never seen a rhombus" THERE'S A RHOMBUS RIGHT BEHIND YOU

    • @quynhlanle03
      @quynhlanle03 8 років тому +1

      No there isn't. That's a diamond.

    • @rea.cotton
      @rea.cotton 8 років тому +3

      +Orchid Le actually diamond is a rhombus

    • @iDillusionist
      @iDillusionist 8 років тому +1

      a rhombus is just a square rotated 45 degrees so her logo is a rhombus

    • @sophiemolkenthin6660
      @sophiemolkenthin6660 8 років тому +2

      Ikr that cracked me up

    • @xxhelloxx8683
      @xxhelloxx8683 8 років тому

      and the poster in the back that says subscribe has a triangle

  • @mimikyu20007
    @mimikyu20007 6 років тому +56

    *inspiring speech about inner beauty* then there is me...

  • @bobsaget190
    @bobsaget190 6 років тому +357

    I think we can all agree... MICHAEL'S A MESS

  • @onIyindreams
    @onIyindreams 4 роки тому +104

    Lily: *dissing mrs kelly*
    this is how many times she said now
    👇🏽

    • @Rock-kp6dt
      @Rock-kp6dt 4 роки тому +2

      Celestia Ludenberg I actually have a teacher in my school named Ms. Kelly

  • @maxine5544
    @maxine5544 7 років тому +63

    I can’t tell you about all the times Social Studies has helped me in everyday life.
    Because it hasn’t.

    • @liv3432
      @liv3432 7 років тому +3

      MBG121306 - Exactly. I cannot tell you how many times I've desperately needed to know Theodore Roosevelts birthday.
      Because I haven't.

    • @honey_moon6639
      @honey_moon6639 7 років тому +2

      MBG121306 same

    • @michaeldawnbyrne2972
      @michaeldawnbyrne2972 6 років тому +1

      Right

  • @improvplus5056
    @improvplus5056 6 років тому +497

    School work: 3*3=9
    Homework: square root of 9=3
    Quiz: 10 squared= 100
    Study sheet: 1+1(2)=4
    Test: 2-2=0
    Exam: If Justin goes to school at 6:30 and leaves school at 4:45 and doesn’t go to bed, how many hours will he NOT secretly be playing fortnite on his phone?

  • @ccgsux
    @ccgsux 7 років тому +364

    School for me is just like : blah blah blah
    Me: *phone under desk* oh yeah mmmhhhh
    Teacher: are you paying attention?
    Me: yah
    Teacher: What's a rombhus
    Me: a shape
    Class: OHHHHHHHH
    *EXPLSIONS*

    • @jiminiemochi4910
      @jiminiemochi4910 7 років тому +5

      ThePowerOfAnime W ARMYYY and my school is like that too

    • @adri_4084
      @adri_4084 7 років тому +3

      Wth are u saying?

    • @embl
      @embl 7 років тому +2

      +Sofia Plays Roblox AAARRRRMMMMYYYYYY

    • @vaehh.5539
      @vaehh.5539 7 років тому +2

      ThePowerOfAnime W ARMY

    • @vaehh.5539
      @vaehh.5539 7 років тому +1

      ThePowerOfAnime W And your comment was okay too.

  • @thatgachaeditorandaristlol4084
    @thatgachaeditorandaristlol4084 5 років тому +39

    Me:*hidng phone* where my textbook repeats 10times also...
    *playing the offline dinasour game* *lol*

  • @sakshidubey1634
    @sakshidubey1634 8 років тому +375

    You forgot to mention about the sign language that we use during test.😂😂😂😂

  • @spencerkim9054
    @spencerkim9054 8 років тому +435

    I read this once, "Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y?

  • @tinakoratich9846
    @tinakoratich9846 6 років тому +211

    Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
    Dear Math, I'm tired of finding your x. Just accept the fact they that they are gone. There are 25 more letters to choose from.

  • @aseel5102
    @aseel5102 5 років тому +12

    I also learned how to eat without my teacher knowing me and my friends sitting next to each other trading snacks and the teacher won't be able to see anything

  • @ts_mythicality1048
    @ts_mythicality1048 8 років тому +1547

    Please do the roast yourself challenge. You would be awesome at it you're so Humble

    • @avemaria6139
      @avemaria6139 8 років тому +2

      agreed

    • @haloum
      @haloum 8 років тому +7

      Funny how Humble is her best friend

    • @ashb7575
      @ashb7575 8 років тому +1

      Agree!!!

    • @sapphiresapphic
      @sapphiresapphic 8 років тому +2

      omg, yes. I was just gonna comment that!😂

    • @sapphiresapphic
      @sapphiresapphic 8 років тому +2

      omg, yes. I was just gonna comment that!😂

  • @caseyco3026
    @caseyco3026 6 років тому +1720

    Dear Algebra,
    Please stop asking about your X and don't ask Y either, she's never coming back.
    ~Sincerely, My 5th grade teacher

    • @heyybitch5687
      @heyybitch5687 6 років тому +20

      He is a mood... I wish my teachers were like that

    • @jenniemarescot6303
      @jenniemarescot6303 6 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @m1nt8168
      @m1nt8168 5 років тому +15

      sincerely, triggered 9th grader

    • @dianag515
      @dianag515 5 років тому +8

      U had algebra in 5th grade, I didn't, or maybe I just don't remember sense I really didn't care

    • @aheartfelt3
      @aheartfelt3 5 років тому +1

      🤣

  • @carsanmar13
    @carsanmar13 8 років тому +321

    she and liza koshy need to do a collab...if that happens i'm gonna burst my ass off because of how funny is gonna be

  • @bethanyscott-donelan1624
    @bethanyscott-donelan1624 5 років тому +70

    *Lilly: the majority of things you learn in school are an utter WASTE!*
    Me: all ma ladies can I get an amen

  • @ranyabanga5088
    @ranyabanga5088 8 років тому +210

    Ugh I love her.. She helped me get out of depression.. J can't thank her enough

  • @coalspruce
    @coalspruce 6 років тому +384

    The trick to not be picked if your hand isn’t up is to pretend like you understand even if you don’t... it works for me anyway

    • @starjawsaj3235
      @starjawsaj3235 6 років тому +12

      inhumanpoppy i have tried that and lets just say it didnt work the best thing to do is NO EYE CONTACT

    • @amallovespanic-ingalldayev8507
      @amallovespanic-ingalldayev8507 6 років тому +16

      inhumanpoppy im that student who actually knows all the answers but is never picked by teachers

    • @melodyybarra580
      @melodyybarra580 6 років тому +3

      inhumanpoppy works for me too

    • @theconfusedoctopus
      @theconfusedoctopus 6 років тому +8

      It also helps to nod as the teachers explaining it

    • @theconfusedoctopus
      @theconfusedoctopus 6 років тому +1

      inhumanpoppy a

  • @loaf440
    @loaf440 7 років тому +1368

    Is it normal that every time that I think about maths, anxiety starts to build inside of me? No okay...

    • @pretzel1410
      @pretzel1410 7 років тому +7

      SimplySour, Me too tho, and nice profile pic. 😂

    • @athenac112
      @athenac112 7 років тому +7

      SimplySour lol me too

    • @loaf440
      @loaf440 7 років тому +5

      InsertCreativenamehere thnx 😂

    • @gracek1405
      @gracek1405 7 років тому +4

      SimplySour I feel the same😕

    • @ddesmarat
      @ddesmarat 7 років тому +4

      SimplySour. I feel your pain😕😕😕

  • @DieRosenprinzessin
    @DieRosenprinzessin 5 років тому +96

    Girl, your superwoman logo is a freaking rhombus... 😂

  • @TheEmeraldBlockYoutubeChannel
    @TheEmeraldBlockYoutubeChannel 8 років тому +455

    Guess what school taught me,
    How to get ready in 15 minutes

    • @haivenashton7566
      @haivenashton7566 8 років тому

      LOL IM DEAD

    • @mehhdiaa
      @mehhdiaa 8 років тому +4

      actually in ten minutes for my case, and sometimes in 5 XD

    • @user-uu9zv7pb2u
      @user-uu9zv7pb2u 8 років тому

      Yep so true

    • @saad-bc1by
      @saad-bc1by 8 років тому +9

      Lol so true :)
      The only thing school taught me is how to go on your phone in class without getting caught 😋

    • @bobe5608
      @bobe5608 8 років тому +1

      TRUEEE ASF

  • @snigdhachandrashekar2897
    @snigdhachandrashekar2897 7 років тому +55

    Your video really brings me out of my unhappiness..
    A video of superwoman a day keeps the depression away!!truee love 💟💟💟💟💟💟

  • @user-nk7sk1nw2b
    @user-nk7sk1nw2b 6 років тому +89

    We were having a really hard lesson
    I asked the teacher : when will we use this
    He said: Rocket science or if you are going to be an architect
    I’m like: McDonald’s it is

    • @izziecat2651
      @izziecat2651 6 років тому +2

      ALWALEED ALMANSOUR my teacher will literally tell us we will never you this “ you guys will never use models” here exact words

    • @hishishter2449
      @hishishter2449 6 років тому

      ALWALEED ALMANSOUR I wanna be an architect ☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭

  • @quratul-ain3055
    @quratul-ain3055 5 років тому +34

    "I'm doing this video with no makeup because I want to preach about inner beauty..." said no school ever

  • @lucindap7250
    @lucindap7250 7 років тому +302

    She's so pretty without makeup ❤️

    • @ray_vidz5946
      @ray_vidz5946 7 років тому +8

      Lucinda P i was like WOAH when it started but then after a while i got used to it and sae ur comment looked at her and im like YEASS SHE IS STILL SO PRETTY 😘

    • @toxicrose4009
      @toxicrose4009 7 років тому +2

      It's the lighting. XD

    • @lauramorris5134
      @lauramorris5134 7 років тому

      Lucinda P ino

  • @kayleebecker8094
    @kayleebecker8094 5 років тому +2506

    Lilly: is rhombus even a thing?? Phffff
    Me: *looks at her channel logo*
    Ummm.. (edit: thank you so much for 2.4k likes 🥺)

    • @kayleebecker8094
      @kayleebecker8094 5 років тому +68

      Simply Jayden a rhombus is a diamond

    • @kaylavscogirl7584
      @kaylavscogirl7584 5 років тому +9

      Kaylee Becker lol

    • @tiffaniwalker1106
      @tiffaniwalker1106 5 років тому +44

      I was literally looking through the comments to find a ccomment like this one

    • @josephyzpan
      @josephyzpan 5 років тому +42

      My grade one teacher was like, “diamond? Pfft, that’s not a thing, it’s called a rhombus.”

    • @saturdaysundaes8812
      @saturdaysundaes8812 5 років тому +7

      Kaylee Becker exactly what I said lol 😂😂

  • @guineapiglover7598
    @guineapiglover7598 6 років тому +311

    My school is like: johnny has 61 apples and gave his green bananas the same amount, calcute the mass of your french fries and explain
    **edit thank you for 234 likes!!!**

  • @itstheweirdo3604
    @itstheweirdo3604 2 роки тому +1

    I actually like math and reading because I'm a nerd and I love being better at something then other people 🙂

  • @mbbro2189
    @mbbro2189 7 років тому +107

    THIS IS HOMEWORK:
    Half
    Of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge

  • @veronicazayasbazan3338
    @veronicazayasbazan3338 6 років тому +79

    Those people who disliked the video are probably teachers.

  • @ethexofficial8974
    @ethexofficial8974 6 років тому +64

    I died at *RHOMBUS*
    edit: I haven't laughed this long and hard in such a long time xD

    • @takyraallen7609
      @takyraallen7609 6 років тому +2

      Ethex Official her logo is a rhombus 😭

  • @lemonlimeade7270
    @lemonlimeade7270 5 років тому +133

    People watching in like grade 1, be like rhombus...i think i learned about that today.
    by the way, what about pizza slices? those r triangles

    • @SaiKrishna-px5kv
      @SaiKrishna-px5kv 5 років тому +11

      Those aren't triangles, they are segments of a circle. - Ur Asian friend

    • @minimayhem7739
      @minimayhem7739 4 роки тому +4

      Potato Bob Oh pizza. You live in a
      -SQUARE box, are made as a
      -CIRCLE and are cut into
      -TRIANGLES!
      Just curious, pizza are you SHAPE-xually confused?!

    • @bertinacaryn7469
      @bertinacaryn7469 3 роки тому +1

      They are sectors of a circle. Not a triangle hon😂😂😂

    • @bertinacaryn7469
      @bertinacaryn7469 3 роки тому +3

      @@SaiKrishna-px5kv **sectors not segments- another Asian friend😂

  • @Stephanie-zf8mi
    @Stephanie-zf8mi 6 років тому +307

    Why tf do I need to know the difference between a rational and irrational numbers

    • @kaylagoldyyy7043
      @kaylagoldyyy7043 6 років тому +2

      Stephanie Hoffman hahah i just got a question about that

    • @jopwestra2614
      @jopwestra2614 6 років тому

      Stephanie Hoffman wow are you 7?

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 6 років тому

      So that you aren't either

    • @carlyrussell8461
      @carlyrussell8461 6 років тому +3

      It really isn't that hard. It only takes a few minutes to learn the difference between rational and irrational numbers

    • @Tegan-ip9fl
      @Tegan-ip9fl 6 років тому

      what are those

  • @noahayon363
    @noahayon363 6 років тому +175

    One thing that school didn’t teach me was how to pay bills and taxes or how to get a car or house even how to apply for a credit card

  • @kirawilliams9562
    @kirawilliams9562 5 років тому +365

    I cant use my phone either like if ur in 2019👍

    • @dash3750
      @dash3750 5 років тому +1

      Matilda PALMER same tho I don’t understand how

    • @aefloriian
      @aefloriian 5 років тому

      no

  • @Emma-io9om
    @Emma-io9om 6 років тому +109

    School be like: Jack has ten dollars to buy twenty apples that are scheduled to arrive Tuesday on a river barge traveling upstream at thirty miles an hour, will the apples be red🍎 or green🍏?

    • @z3elda653
      @z3elda653 6 років тому

      MyLifeAsEmma great😂😂

    • @its_huaa
      @its_huaa 6 років тому

      #relatable

    • @Amyg665
      @Amyg665 6 років тому +1

      Lucky cat, if I got the question I will say, it will be blue, because the river froze after going to the north pole, where Jack live.

    • @RealTempast
      @RealTempast 6 років тому +1

      It depends on the type of apple and how long it took to get the apple there. If it takes very long and they are certain type they will be red(like red delishise. (I can’t spell) ) but if they are a different type they will be green ( like granny apples)

    • @viquitaturner5432
      @viquitaturner5432 6 років тому

      MyLifeAsEmma 😂

  • @exceptionalmeno
    @exceptionalmeno 6 років тому +144

    Pythagoras theorem is actually useful for *the Einstein kids* 😅😶.... Since they calculate so many f*****g equations to come up with some sort of inventions...

    • @sanyaafsar2357
      @sanyaafsar2357 6 років тому +2

      Like what kind of 7th grader is even going to remember this like I learned it a few months ago and all I remember is the name 😂

    • @ausintune9014
      @ausintune9014 6 років тому

      It's literally useless. I can't see anyone using it.

    • @-niftydiftygal-3232
      @-niftydiftygal-3232 6 років тому

      Exceptional Meno I’m an Einstein kid ✌🏻👍🏻🦄🧠📚😁

  • @karmans8663
    @karmans8663 7 років тому +85

    Imagine her old teacher saw this even worse her old principal

    • @YaGurlSunshine
      @YaGurlSunshine 7 років тому +12

      Imagine if your principal witnessed how you spelt their job title.

  • @martytherat9972
    @martytherat9972 5 років тому +112

    Lily: “I’ve never seen a rhombus”
    Me: Lilz, lookit ur logo

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 років тому

      No you can say lookit if you want.

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 років тому

      No you can say lookit if you want.

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 років тому

      No you can say lookit if you want.

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 років тому

      No you can say lookit if you want.

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 років тому

      Whoops! Didn’t mean to say that so many times. My computer is glitching.

  • @shreyasiupadhyay3899
    @shreyasiupadhyay3899 7 років тому +203

    i am literally not studying anything , wasting time and watching your videos

    • @hw5062
      @hw5062 6 років тому +1

      Shreyasi Upadhyay do your homework

    • @Sophie-yq7ht
      @Sophie-yq7ht 6 років тому +3

      I can see that from your spelling. what is studing?

    • @shreyasiupadhyay3899
      @shreyasiupadhyay3899 6 років тому +1

      Sophie Wells yesss😌😌

    • @shahida_d
      @shahida_d 6 років тому +3

      Watching Lilly isn’t wasting time

    • @safeenajaan6582
      @safeenajaan6582 6 років тому

      Shreyasi Upadhyay .....same here

  • @Raya-xy5qz
    @Raya-xy5qz 8 років тому +141

    LOVE HER JACKET!!!!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

  • @nessaisdead
    @nessaisdead 8 років тому +146

    she is so pretty without makeup omg she looks amazing

    • @ixentox6706
      @ixentox6706 8 років тому

      U too 👍🏼

    • @igot7-lu
      @igot7-lu 8 років тому

      she just said in the beginning shes not wearing makeup0.o

    • @nicollerivera9455
      @nicollerivera9455 8 років тому

      true

    • @ixentox6706
      @ixentox6706 8 років тому

      ***** You can tell that's shes pretty by what she said...

    • @ixentox6706
      @ixentox6706 8 років тому

      All I said was a compliment and i know what she looks like co sof her profile pic

  • @jupiter7272
    @jupiter7272 5 років тому +32

    Test have no relation to what u just learned they be like:
    *Billy has 2 apples.He eats all 5 of them. Now Billy is late for school. What does he do?*
    Like bish I didn’t sign up to solve riddles
    *I didn’t sign up for anything*

    • @lannah9239
      @lannah9239 4 роки тому +1

      I hate doing math

    • @Lunaris3-in-1
      @Lunaris3-in-1 3 роки тому +2

      Tests are pointless. They don't actually test what you know.

  • @rachael1118
    @rachael1118 5 років тому +249

    In the start she should have had said “you are a a bright star in galaxy WHAT UP T-SHIRT REFERENCE”

    • @wokeupnew
      @wokeupnew 5 років тому +1

      Rachael 11 yass

    • @idk_bobin
      @idk_bobin 5 років тому +1

      Its what's up jumper reference

    • @luzking9145
      @luzking9145 5 років тому +1

      Yeah i was waiting for the t- shirt reference

  • @ren3212
    @ren3212 7 років тому +176

    When Lilly said "In which case your definitely not doing your homework and watching my video instead" I was like hehehe oops

  • @hallesagegall4944
    @hallesagegall4944 7 років тому +1276

    Ok, 2 things people probably already know 😂😂😂
    Dear math,
    Please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
    And then....
    Math, the only place you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why

  • @urmilatodwal1552
    @urmilatodwal1552 3 роки тому +1

    I LOVE IT HOW SHE KIND OF RAPS IN THE WHOLE VIDEO AND U NEED CAPTIONS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE IS SAYING

  • @SK-ms5hs
    @SK-ms5hs 7 років тому +85

    I'm supposed to be doing my homework but instead I'm watching your videos

  • @abbiem5029
    @abbiem5029 7 років тому +492

    Maths, where you can eat 37 chocolate cakes and not get diabetes.
    Maths, where you can hold 64 watermelons and not drop them.
    Maths, where you count all the tiles in the house just for the fun of it and not get judged.
    Science, where you murder innocent creatures and not go to jail for it.

    • @alenna713
      @alenna713 7 років тому +14

      Susan wants to divide 247 sunflower seeds into 100 plastic bags. How many sunflower seeds will be in each ziploc bag?
      Me: WTF SUSAN WHO COUNTS THEIR SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND DIVIDES THEM INTO 100 PLASTIC BAGS AND KILLS A TREE EVERY TIME THEY PUT 2 SEEDS IN A BAG WTF?!?!

    • @mypanexogamouslineage965
      @mypanexogamouslineage965 7 років тому +5

      - Bloodrose -
      I've counted room tiles and not because someone needed info.

    • @jackierochon9178
      @jackierochon9178 7 років тому +4

      ThatOneEcho I hate math

    • @cryingkim.7510
      @cryingkim.7510 7 років тому +2

      ThatOneEcho XD. THATS ALL I CAN SAY. XD.

    • @pseudonym5577
      @pseudonym5577 7 років тому +3

      You’re British, aren’t you

  • @Reaper1008
    @Reaper1008 8 років тому +238

    Just in case you need to know.. You don't need any makeup..

  • @mishikkagupta6161
    @mishikkagupta6161 4 роки тому +92

    Class:
    Come
    Late
    And
    Start
    Sleeping

  • @kaely6290
    @kaely6290 7 років тому +198

    *First Grade Math Test:* Sammy has 41 cards. Macy gave Sammy 90 cards. How many cards does Sammy have?
    *Second Grade Math Test:* Mark has 12 cds. Julia has 5 times as many cds as him. How many cds does Julia have?
    *Third Grade Math Test:* What is the value of 67,098 - 9,472 + 1,378,099?
    *Fourth Grade Math Test:* 3.12 - 0.80?
    *Fifth Grade Math Test:* What is 5.9 + 7.3 × 0.9 in fraction form?
    Me: I mean DAMN... What happened to sleeping and coloring in Pre-K?

    • @cavanmckeown8927
      @cavanmckeown8927 7 років тому +10

      The Weirdo Im so Corky xD Where did you go? 1st, 2nd and 3rd grade was exactly the same for us... Plus and minus (Now that I think about it, our school system sucks...) 4th had multiplication and devision, 5th had fractions, 6th had degrees and 7th grade...? Well, we don't talk about 7th grade... (Algebra, more fractions, more degrees, death, more death, even more algebra and... algebra)

    • @heyoitsme2416
      @heyoitsme2416 7 років тому +14

      The Weirdo Im so Corky xD
      Try grade 9. We were answering questions and I gave my answer. The teacher said it was wrong. My class explained what all previous teachers told us, and according to what we did the past 9 years, I was correct. So my teacher goes "forget everything you know about Math. Your previous teachers obviously had no idea wth they were doing."
      Then we had to relearn everything we did in grade 6, 7 and 8.
      So yeah. School sucks

    • @nerdymicnerd8889
      @nerdymicnerd8889 6 років тому +1

      xKaely RBLX so f ing trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @ella5180
      @ella5180 6 років тому +3

      Wow we didn't learn most of that stuff till 4,5 and 6 lol I must have been sleeping the teachers do nothing but play there phone and let the tv they put in every room todo all the work jeez the teachers are getting lazy

    • @michaeldawnbyrne2972
      @michaeldawnbyrne2972 6 років тому

      So true