When I was a kid, I skipped around the playground chanting, "dammit dammit!" And the preschool teachers asked me what I was doing and I told them it was my dad's angry word. 😂🤣
My sister had just learned that people grow old and die. As my mom pushed my sister in a shopping cart shortly after, she started crying as an old lady was passing by and shouted in through tears "you're gonna die soon!"
Bro, the Frick you story, reminds me of when my lil cousin took a dooky, and she said, "I took a shet" my aunt (her mom) started dying of laughter, I don't know what this lady teaches her...
When I was 5 or 6 I told my kindergarten teacher that sugar looks like cocaine. We were baking a cake in class. I knew what cocaine was because my parents let me watch “ cops “. I was sent to the office and they asked me if my parents had cocaine. I told them no. I was sent home for the day. My Dad thought it was funny, and still does.
I have the FAINTEST memory of me and a lifelong friend wiping something on a wall and getting into so much trouble for it. I cannot for the life of me remember what it was.... but I have a feeling it was probably shit.
and propel without glasses are people with glasses without glasses which means they're just people without glasses but with glasses but without glasses
Not punishable. But I was getting ready to go to the store but my autistic niece wanted me to play/hang out with her and she said "the store is cancelled for a party" I just laughed at her and told her I'll get her a surprise if she lets me to to the store. Naturally she let me go, but I decided to bring her with me and let her pick out her surprise (a piece of candy or some fruit) for being good. And no, we don't stuff her with candy, we usually stuff her with fruit because she has IBS like my mom and I, and she needs fruit to have movements. But she was good. But another time, I took her to Walmart with me and this kid. I swear to god, she went up to a stranger in Walmart and asked him (and he was actually pretty attractive) for a Nintendo switch. Because she wanted one for so long. She got one at some point, it was her birthday present. Shes spoiled that one, but she's always happy. I always try to pose as a good role model because she knows I'm autistic too and I know what's going on in her head. Shes really smart for a 7 yearold. She cant communicate very well, but we're working on it and I try not to baby talk her like my parents do, just so she knows that she is a big girl and that yes I understand that she's talking to me and I'm genuinely interested in what she has to say so shes encourage to talk more. I already knew she was gonna miss me alot when I moved out, but my relationship ended so I'm just going to move back to Ontario with my parents and continue to help my niece thrive on communicating more and developing as a person. Like is said, she's a smart kid, no filter sometimes and very influential, her one classmate is saying some pretty gruesome things to her and she doesn't understand that they're not good things. It's sad that her classmates are picking on her for being autistic. Next time I hear that her classmates are saying bad things to her (most recent was about rape) I'm going to go into her school and give those kids an earful. I don't care if those kids have mental disabilities too, they're all boys and it's not nice to pick on girls or anyone in this case for being different and behind. I mean, I was behind in school too, but never let it get to me because I was more focused (and still am) on myself. My niece is an extrovert, despite being raised by an introvert family, but that's okay because she deserves to be who she wants to be she has alot of potential and even though I didn't finish school, I still want to be there to help her learn and stay grounded when things get overwhelming. I'm gonna make her a fidget bracelet to help her focus and ground herself in class. And if a teacher takes it away from her for playing with it, I'm gonna fight that teacher because every one of the teachers in both schools she's in and going to go to have taught me too (15 years ago) and know that I don't go quietly. I stand up for myself and I'll stand up for my niece because I wasn't diagnosed in school for autism, I was actually diagnosed when I was 19 way after I dropped out... Anyways, off topic. My niece is a firecracker and I will give my life to make her grow up a happy and successful person.
When I was like 5 or 6 and one of my cousins scared me and I yelled CRAP and it was at a family gathering and so everyone heard it and everyone started laughing and when I look back on it I get why it was so funny like having a 5 or 6 year old yell crap is hilarious
Ok, I laughed at the one who was singing an inappropriate song. I have a brother who is five years older than me and my taste in music was highly influenced by him. When Green Day, Cranberries and Blink 182 had music coming out in the 90's my brother would have been about twelve, so I would have been about seven. Looking back at it, some of Green Day and Blink 182's stuff was prob borderline inappropriate for a twelve year old, let alone a seven year old. My favorite Green Day song right from the start was Basket Case. My favorite Cranberries song was Zombie. Heck, those two songs are still high on my favorites list lol!! Didn't realize the amount of drug references in general that Green Day used until I was just about grown. While I always gathered that Zombie was war/violence related, I didn't know that full story of that song until a couple years ago. Prob a good thing that I wasn't one to go around singing as a kid lol!
15:04 this reminds me of the time in 4th grade when I was kicked in the testicals and the multiple times I have punched my bully’s cause they keep pushing me to the edge
I've been around kids since I was 12 so controlling what I say around other kids and strangers is pretty easy for me. So kids swearing around me is not a problem I've encountered.
In one of these stories they talk about a five-year-old who hears their dad swear a lot say fuck and then get punished for saying it. That's terrible parenting. The kid had no idea that was a bad word until they were told that it was a bad word. That must've been so confusing for the kid. Do better
Sometime when I was a little kid my mom told me at the grocery store I was in the basket my dad was at the head of the basket in line a woman was ahead of us I turned around grabbed her bra strap pulled it back and snapped it the woman turned around and slap the s*** out of my dad thinking it was him my mom looked at my dad and laughed at him and said hot that's what you get for teaching him to do that to me
At about 2 or 3 years old I covered myself in talcum powder and proudly proclaimed I was a snowman 😂
When I was a kid, I skipped around the playground chanting, "dammit dammit!" And the preschool teachers asked me what I was doing and I told them it was my dad's angry word. 😂🤣
My sister had just learned that people grow old and die. As my mom pushed my sister in a shopping cart shortly after, she started crying as an old lady was passing by and shouted in through tears "you're gonna die soon!"
That’s the best,
@@Sunset553 I know, I love that story and can't help but wonder if the old lady thought it was some omen of death
funniest bad thing a child did?
for me and my parents,
it’s being born...
Bro, the Frick you story, reminds me of when my lil cousin took a dooky, and she said, "I took a shet" my aunt (her mom) started dying of laughter, I don't know what this lady teaches her...
When I was 5 or 6 I told my kindergarten teacher that sugar looks like cocaine. We were baking a cake in class. I knew what cocaine was because my parents let me watch “ cops “. I was sent to the office and they asked me if my parents had cocaine. I told them no. I was sent home for the day. My Dad thought it was funny, and still does.
I have the FAINTEST memory of me and a lifelong friend wiping something on a wall and getting into so much trouble for it. I cannot for the life of me remember what it was.... but I have a feeling it was probably shit.
@BatCatShipper me either.... I think back to how u apologetically disgusting me and my siblings were.... my god.
grandma approved
WHERES MY COOKIES GRANDMA?!?!
Fun fact: people with glasses are just people without glasses but with glasses
and propel without glasses are people with glasses without glasses which means they're just people without glasses but with glasses but without glasses
HOLY SHIT REALLY
I threw eggs everywhere it was great
6:31 that happens to me a lot when I’m on the super Mable I yell swear words every now and again
Ha, love the vid, can you please make more funny fails and pranks reddit video stories.
Have a lovely day you magnificent people.😁
Not punishable. But I was getting ready to go to the store but my autistic niece wanted me to play/hang out with her and she said "the store is cancelled for a party" I just laughed at her and told her I'll get her a surprise if she lets me to to the store. Naturally she let me go, but I decided to bring her with me and let her pick out her surprise (a piece of candy or some fruit) for being good. And no, we don't stuff her with candy, we usually stuff her with fruit because she has IBS like my mom and I, and she needs fruit to have movements. But she was good. But another time, I took her to Walmart with me and this kid. I swear to god, she went up to a stranger in Walmart and asked him (and he was actually pretty attractive) for a Nintendo switch. Because she wanted one for so long. She got one at some point, it was her birthday present. Shes spoiled that one, but she's always happy. I always try to pose as a good role model because she knows I'm autistic too and I know what's going on in her head. Shes really smart for a 7 yearold. She cant communicate very well, but we're working on it and I try not to baby talk her like my parents do, just so she knows that she is a big girl and that yes I understand that she's talking to me and I'm genuinely interested in what she has to say so shes encourage to talk more. I already knew she was gonna miss me alot when I moved out, but my relationship ended so I'm just going to move back to Ontario with my parents and continue to help my niece thrive on communicating more and developing as a person. Like is said, she's a smart kid, no filter sometimes and very influential, her one classmate is saying some pretty gruesome things to her and she doesn't understand that they're not good things. It's sad that her classmates are picking on her for being autistic. Next time I hear that her classmates are saying bad things to her (most recent was about rape) I'm going to go into her school and give those kids an earful. I don't care if those kids have mental disabilities too, they're all boys and it's not nice to pick on girls or anyone in this case for being different and behind. I mean, I was behind in school too, but never let it get to me because I was more focused (and still am) on myself. My niece is an extrovert, despite being raised by an introvert family, but that's okay because she deserves to be who she wants to be she has alot of potential and even though I didn't finish school, I still want to be there to help her learn and stay grounded when things get overwhelming. I'm gonna make her a fidget bracelet to help her focus and ground herself in class. And if a teacher takes it away from her for playing with it, I'm gonna fight that teacher because every one of the teachers in both schools she's in and going to go to have taught me too (15 years ago) and know that I don't go quietly. I stand up for myself and I'll stand up for my niece because I wasn't diagnosed in school for autism, I was actually diagnosed when I was 19 way after I dropped out... Anyways, off topic. My niece is a firecracker and I will give my life to make her grow up a happy and successful person.
Love the vids man keep em up oh and can you make some more with the drill sarg thanks
When I was like 5 or 6 and one of my cousins scared me and I yelled CRAP and it was at a family gathering and so everyone heard it and everyone started laughing and when I look back on it I get why it was so funny like having a 5 or 6 year old yell crap is hilarious
Ok, I laughed at the one who was singing an inappropriate song. I have a brother who is five years older than me and my taste in music was highly influenced by him. When Green Day, Cranberries and Blink 182 had music coming out in the 90's my brother would have been about twelve, so I would have been about seven. Looking back at it, some of Green Day and Blink 182's stuff was prob borderline inappropriate for a twelve year old, let alone a seven year old. My favorite Green Day song right from the start was Basket Case. My favorite Cranberries song was Zombie. Heck, those two songs are still high on my favorites list lol!! Didn't realize the amount of drug references in general that Green Day used until I was just about grown. While I always gathered that Zombie was war/violence related, I didn't know that full story of that song until a couple years ago. Prob a good thing that I wasn't one to go around singing as a kid lol!
15:04 this reminds me of the time in 4th grade when I was kicked in the testicals and the multiple times I have punched my bully’s cause they keep pushing me to the edge
8:56 “dad that lady is hŪŲûÜÙũüÛge”
I've been around kids since I was 12 so controlling what I say around other kids and strangers is pretty easy for me. So kids swearing around me is not a problem I've encountered.
Kids say the darndest things
Makes me so glad I never had children.
In one of these stories they talk about a five-year-old who hears their dad swear a lot say fuck and then get punished for saying it. That's terrible parenting. The kid had no idea that was a bad word until they were told that it was a bad word. That must've been so confusing for the kid. Do better
I mean to be fair, a Commie-Nazi is a contradictory thing, but still a funny thing if a kid is calling someone else that lol
20:08 vaginaæǍ
Wtf was up with Spain with the suppositories? That's messed up.
Sometime when I was a little kid my mom told me at the grocery store I was in the basket my dad was at the head of the basket in line a woman was ahead of us I turned around grabbed her bra strap pulled it back and snapped it the woman turned around and slap the s*** out of my dad thinking it was him my mom looked at my dad and laughed at him and said hot that's what you get for teaching him to do that to me
Lmfao
wow am i early
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@Vliegende Surinamer I care.
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