Hawks: “Kid, I’m a mess” Me: “ *Im A LoSeR. IM a HaTeR iM a UsER. I’m A mEsS fOr YoUr LoVe It AiNt NeWWwwWwWw~* “ Edit: ok I knew this was funny to me but I didn’t know y’all thought this was funny- Edit 2: ok 4K likes? You guys are too much- Edit 3: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS STILL RELEVANT
No no don’t touch me there this is my no no squar- Hawks: *MOANS*. This is my yes yes circle hawks comes in the door my legs hurt so bad that they turned purple
me: **falls apart at the sound of guys moans** yagami: um so youre not gonna make it thru this one (thank you for all the likes) (omfg i just notice 1k thanks so much)
“I was a girl in the Village doing all right then yagami posted this tonight now I gotta find my headphones and listen right now hopefully no one finds me”
I’m so excited to beeee (y/n) (l/n)! I’m finding out what reading fanfics all about! (Y/n l/n!) it’s everyday that yagami posts a new vidddd! (Y/n l/n!)
Lemme just drop this little present 🧚♀️✨✨ Every time Hawks moans from you messing with his wings 👀💀: 16:16 , 17:45 , 18:20 , 20:15 , 21:43 , 23:11 , 24:24 , 25:05 , 27:26 , 32:08 , 34:20 My work is done imma head out 👁👄👁
can one of you guys make sure yagami’s doing okay? i heard she’s not eating properly in exchange for these videos. please eat and sleep properly 💗 we don’t need videos everyday !! you can change it to every 2-3 weeks to rest up
Hawks: “these thighs are thicker then anything I’ve touched” 15:26 My thighs: 🥢 Me: 👁💧〰️💧👁thank you Edit: 1k likes???? I’m not even funny whattt, thank youuu😭
me: *eating lunch* Yagami yato: *posts a HAWKS audio* Me: *spills drink, grabs phone and runs upstairs* realises my headphones are dead *sad noises* WHYYYYYYYY
Sleepy Weeb i save my wired earbuds especially for these videos because if i use my airpods they might not connect, and i would just blast sammich right then and there 👁👄👁
Hawks: “ when our bodies warped together....what can I say baby bird ? it’s electric, ecstatic and... slightly illegal ” me who is 16 years old: yeah.. s l i g h t l y..
Ikkkkk and I just got into fanfiction lol, and unbraiding about this fic I was reading and she told me to search Yagami Yato and I will never be the same
16:18 Hawks: *moans* careful with these wings~ My brain: WAIT A SECOND HERE YOU GODDESS OF A VOICE! Me: Is Yagami giving us a early sammich!? WELL I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN! SHE HASNT GIVEN US A SAMMICH THIS EARLY SINCE TODOROKI I THINK. I MAY BE WRONG BUT I AM READY TO GO AND EMBRACE THIS GIFT! Someone stop me
"These thighs are thicker than anything I've ever touched" **Hyperventilates in thicc** Hawks likes the thick and my heart went OOP *very self conscious about my thickness, so that sentence hit me hard*
Am I a lesbian? Yes. Do I have a girlfriend? Yes. Am I still gonna watch all the anime boy x listener audios I can find? Yes. EDIT AGAIN : where back toghether UwU EDIT : hahhaha i figured out im nonbainry and bi , we good :) 1 YEAR UPDATE LMAO : yeah well I’m a gay trans dude-
Hi I am the spider 1.Yes I have a phone 2.that was anyoable and interesting (embarazing as well) 3. What where u doing at 3:00 am that is wen I get the food I'll be back!!!
!["Please Don't Leave.." A Desperate Hawks x Listener [Spicy Ver]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PBHKjUlXQvM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[M4A] Marriage Contract With A Pirate: Completed Series [2hrs+] [Enemies To Lovers] [Slowburn]](/img/n.gif)
Hawks: *Aggressive Groans when Wings being Touched*
Me: *aGgReSsIvE cArEsSiNg* wInGs' sO fLuFfY
Ahahah I would love to touch his wings even if he didn’t grown and freak out I feel like they would be so soft!!!!
VERY F L O O F Y -
*F L O O F Y F E A T H E R S*
Didn’t he literally spend a good thirty seconds explaining how some of his feathers are razor sharp
*S T I L L F L O O F Y6
Hawks: *moans* “Don’t touch my wings they are sensitive”
Me: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
OMG HAHAHAHA
I bet midoriya would write it down🤣
@@bumbdum STOOOOOPPPPPP
LMFAO 😂 💀
dabi:ON IT!𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
His eyeliner is better than mine and it pisses me off
Ikr?!!
Ikr?! ( •_•)
Same tho •_•,
The fact that he puts on eyeliner
Ami sorry kid-
Hawks: **moans**
My stomach: ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃🔄🔀🔁🔂
Me toooooo
frrrrrr
IKRRRRR
When u said : ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃🔄🔀🔁🔂
I felt that
SAME MY GOD
Hawks: *has sensitive wings*
Me:
*kinks has entered the chat*
*y e s*
Same
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ✨YES✨
If he was real I would be touching his wings forever
😏
No one:
Literally nobody:
Me: *HowdidsheknowthatIwantedanotherhawksvideo*
I wanted one to 😂
@@akameepz1230 Hawks squad where u at 🤣
CS C right here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@akameepz1230 Ayyy-
@ZEDIEEZ from don’t insult keihawks or else- 🤣🤣
Us:
*realizing his wings is his weak spot*
It's time to make this top a bottom
Nah, time to rip his wings off to make it painful 👁👄👁
Ginger Nugget i-
Me who switches: 👁👄👁💧 how is this gonna work out
*This bottoms gonna be on top*
@@Mina-rj6nf Making some chicken nuggets 🥰
Hawks: Hands off the wings. Me: *my fat ass thinking they’re chicken wings* 👁👄👁 what
LMFAOOOOO
*lemme bite down 👄*
Sis same 👁💧👄💧👁
😂🤣
💀💀💀
Hawks: These thighs are thicker than anything I’ve ever touched
*Me a literal cereal box*
Thank you :,>
Same! Everyone out here with “sO yUo tHink I’m SkInNNNNy?” And I’m just here a skinny legend and flatter then a pancake😭
I too am squishy
When i sit down my thighs go: ( )
I'm in the middle of being thick and thin... Help-
Can’t be as bad as Oikawa the door-
Me: realizing his wings are is weak spot
me: *ight bois we got em*
*inSerT deBby rYan fAcE*
Oya?
@@shiro-hoshishimaundercover8739 oya oya?
Oya Oya Oya?
Luna's family oya oya oya oya???
@@kinggdotcom Oya Oya Oya Oya Oya???
Plot twist: he's talking to a picture of a chicken tender.
Omfg 😂😂😂😂
xDD
Mhm dabi help? TwT
izuku why are you here.
Well who asked u midoriya
“You little sadist you...”
Me: ...* *ugly laughs* *
I mean, yeah pain is kinky
Thank you I am a sadist
Kyoko Moon I’m a little bit of a masochist
im both Maso and sadi lol
Toru Hagakure same
Yato: * hits the upload button *
UA-cam: 1,000+ views, 900 likes, 7 comments
Yato: *it's not even uploaded yet-*
😁😄
Lol 😂
Probably how she feels tbh
Whoa so true its been 4 hours
Yato is god, and we appreciate her to much that we end up being the first ones
Hawks: “Kid, I’m a mess”
Me: “ *Im A LoSeR. IM a HaTeR iM a UsER. I’m A mEsS fOr YoUr LoVe It AiNt NeWWwwWwWw~* “
Edit: ok I knew this was funny to me but I didn’t know y’all thought this was funny-
Edit 2: ok 4K likes? You guys are too much-
Edit 3: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS STILL RELEVANT
*smile and tears*
I'm obsessed I'm embarrassed I don't trust no one around us in a mess for your live it ain't neeewwwwwww
Wow I did the exact same this
Nice that’s what I thought
fuccin love this song ❤️
Ok but hawks abuses his eyeliner privilege like Bakugo does and we stan.
Lollllll
The marks are birthmarks not eyeliner
Yeah but you have to agree it looks good.
Valkyrie is right. Hawks bird like abilities go beyond his wings he has hawk eyes to. He can see really far away
Keigo Takami YE!
me: *looks at hawks wings*
also me: wHaT tHoSe tHiS bUtToN dO??
edit: damn shawty,thats alot of likes!!
Hawks: no No Please do not touch the button YOU HAVE NO IDEA-
Me: * touches wings *
Hawks: (⊙_⊙)
@@cloudyday548 oop-
Hawks: please please do not touch the button! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT-
Me: *do anyway*
Hawks: rUdE
BEST ONE LMAO
Man no far I was ganna say that hagaha🤣😭😭😭 @@cloudyday548
Me: **eating cereal**
Hawks: **moaning**
Me: yeah the cereal is good
Edit: omg that’s a lot of likes-
Right I love the f l a v o r 😃
Cook 100
As Gordon Ramsay said
“Finally some good f**king food”
Me:** hears loud slap **
Also me: stop the mf music....WAS THAT HIS WING?! or ... :|
Lmfaoo oh wow I just commented something Similar.😂
Keigo: *moans*
Me: Oop-
Keigo: hands off the wings.
Me: FÜCK N O
Keep touching le wings 😁
me: *N O*
We keep touching le wings UwU
Time stamp?
@@analesath8689 32:09
My face is red
My palms are sweaty
I used to be a lesbian
But Keigo made spaghetti
mOm’S sPaGEhTti-
I used to be lesbian too :D but now I think I’m back to hi :’( we going backwards now
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Yesh
The only reason I'm still bi and not les is because of anime bois
I-I SLOWLY STARTING BE SUDUCTED BY HIM LIKE HE STARTING TO SEDUCE ME AHAAA AHHHHH
I swear i can hear this lmao
LMAOOO FRR-
Omfg🤣🤣👍🤣🤣
OMG HERE I HERE THISSSSS
🤣🤣
Hawks:📈📈📈📈
Me:*Touches his wings*
Hawks:📉📉📉📉
This is so ACCURATE- LMAOO
LMAO HAHAHA
LoL
LMFAOOO
StOnks
Broke: The background picture is hawks with his wings
Woke: The background picture is hawks wearing a cowboy hat
Why do I see now
I CANT UNSEE IT!!😂😂
WAIT BRO I CAN'T UNSEE THAT NOW OMG 🤣
How dare you. Why have you done this 😳
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH IM STILL LISTENING TO IT
oh my god nooooo your right
Hawks: "C'mon kid gimme all those sweet sounds a song bird makes"
Me: **starts aggressively singing super bass by nicki minaj**
" this one is for the boys with the boomin system"
@@hatersafespace top down AC with the cooler system
BOOM BA BOOM-BOOM BOOOM BA BOOM-BOOM BAAAYBAH
SUPA BASE
XxKiannahxX When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up got stacks on deck like he savin' up
@@sincerelymaya and he ill he real he might gotta deal he pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
Hawks: keep on testing me
Us: * continues to test him *
Hawks: surprised pikachu face
Denki: Y0u l00k pReTTy PIKa PIKa TOdAY MY BuzZy Butiful SuNShine NuGget
@@4cIdxOxTRIP yes
@@4cIdxOxTRIP pika pika~ flashbacks
Hawks : wait that's illegal
@stabbamonroll I think you’re looking for this face :0
He always acts like he has control over us , but he literally had to tie us up so we didn't touch his wings .
That still wont stop me
I’d bite his wings then
its wonderful and I _love_ it
I'm still gonna get those wings-. Whether it's a work day at home and I catch him off guard, I'm gonna get em. uwu
Hawks: *ties up to prevent wing touching*
Me, who's character's quirk allows them to be a shadow: 😈😈😈
“at best, they kill us both.”
me: THATS the best?
“at worst, they kill us both.”
me: where’s the third option-
Anyone Eles hear the cat in the hat scene while reading that?
at best, they put me out of my misery
lemme hop on this train
"at best, they kill us both"
me: do I get to eat children?
"at worst, they kill us both"
me: either way I'm eating them kids
They kill us both
Third option: Punch everyone in the nuts and run off
Hawks: “careful with the wings kid..”. Dabi: *immediately grabs note books and starts aggressively writing shit down*
Hell yeah
{Dabi} can we share hawks please?
You know me and my bff we’re fighting over who gets dabi and we’re not talking until one of us gives up
@@pandorachan6397 wowie I'm dating mine so it would be horrible ;-;
@Brenda Cooper wait you have someone that actually loves you in your life?!?! L U C K Y
Me: no no don't touch me there this is my no no squar-
*Hawks exist*
Me: yes yes this is my circle I will pray until my knees turn purple.
S
A
M
E
Mood
No no don’t touch me there this is my no no-
Hawks:”moans.”
Yes yes I’m finna die juicy, go make me pie
No no don’t touch me there this is my no no squar-
Hawks: *MOANS*.
This is my yes yes circle hawks comes in the door my legs hurt so bad that they turned purple
No no don’t touch me there this is my no no square. Hawks: FUCK YOUR NO NO SQUARE!
those dislikes are from people without daddy issues.
Uh
@@Rakella ahahshdjsh it's true though, people who like Hawks or Aizawa have daddy issues.
I feel called out
@@sincerely-g I mean you ain't wrong
I feel very called out
me: **falls apart at the sound of guys moans**
yagami: um so youre not gonna make it thru this one
(thank you for all the likes)
(omfg i just notice 1k thanks so much)
Me lol
Same
Im ur pfp nice
Her patreon is something else😌✨
it’s the aggressive cursin for me 🙂
I am very uncomfortable with the energy that we've created in my search history today😤🥵😳
I stopped my history because of this kind of video...
@@karencroce7772 same thi🤣
Ive just paused my history at this point lol
SEBASTIÁN 🤣
Don't act like we are not ALL listening to this on a private account.😑
*Hawks Being Depressed*
Me: Wait thats Illegal
Also me: Touches his wings
Hawks: *Makes Cute Noises*
Also Also Me: WaIt ThAtS IlLEgAl!!!
Why is this comment a whole ass mood
Lol.
Hawks: you could’ve died
Me: yes but I DIDNT....
Hawks: You still could’ve died
Me: BUT I DIDNTTTTT
Hawks: I should have left you on that street corner where I found you
Me: BUT CHA’ DIDN’T
WHY IS THAT LITERALLY YOUR PFP SAYING THAT?!
Jesus Christ this fandom is a cult
@Mabel from gravity falls no more like a society
No crap😋
wait mabel!!!
@@simpinghawks5778 You needed me?
We work as one. We are one. One leaves two joins. We welcome all.
tough talk for someone who was saying "MoMMY PLeAse!!~" a few days ago
AHAHA
PFFT-
u just ended this mans whole career
👁👄👁
TSJJDJAKJKDKSK
AND THAT’S ON PATREON
What's the video called??
Me: *eating some hot chips*
Hawks: *moning*
Me: This is so hot.
Brother: Really can I get some!!🤣🤣
OoF tHiS iS wHy EaRpHoNeS eXiSr
That's golden-😹👌
I'm eating some damn cheesecake hearing this
Oop
Oop
This how sensitive Hawks wings are
👇
👇
👇
Tea Tilly
Same 🤣🤣🤣
He kinda sounds like he’s *moaning* when we touch his wings, *and i like it UwU*
No comment....
I wanna dip his wings in ranch
@@C0r3yN3rd AGREED UmU
Me:*casually listening to this*
Hawks:*moans*
Me:*looks at my cat hoping she's not judging me*
All cats judge it’s ok
My cats just give me a death glare
Honestly same
If a cat judges you, odds are your being judged by everyone
Ah yes my sisters next to me she just told me to put on headphones
Basically
The realization that hit us hard today
Is
Kink: *HAWKS*
It- It really do be like that.
This whole man is my kink
peghawks2020
bliizzy
you know what that’s a great idea
I’m with that
Bruh i have a lot of kinks tbh
I couldn't like this because it's at 699 likes
OKAY BUT- IS HAWKS DRUNK? ORRRR IS THAT JUST HOW HE SOUNDS-?
*SOMEONE HELP ME I DON'T KNOW NOW IF I'M BIRDSEXUAL*
my friends: are you bisexual?
me: *no*
my friends: then?
me: i am birdisexual OuO
my friends: 👁️👄👁️
@@rajeshsingh_ Im anime sexual UwU
@@Isthisheathers18 👁️👄👁️🌹
Ayo I think I'm birdsexual too
heyooo birdisexual fammm
Yagami: *moaning into microphone*
Me: *slurping ramen noodles*
UNO REVERSE.
Yagami: **Slurps Ramen noodles**
AHAHAHAHAHA MEEE
Sorry all I could think of is "thats a nasty scar you got there" -sluuuuurp -
Shoto....why the heck are you watching this-
“I was a girl in the Village doing all right then yagami posted this tonight now I gotta find my headphones and listen right now hopefully no one finds me”
Oop you really did a remix lol
xginax xduppinsx what an amazing rhyme
Up in my room away from my family. Skrting away from society. A whole enchanted world is waiting for me
I’m so excited to beeee (y/n) (l/n)! I’m finding out what reading fanfics all about! (Y/n l/n!) it’s everyday that yagami posts a new vidddd! (Y/n l/n!)
IM SO EXCITED TO BEEEE A SINNER
No one:
Not a single soul:
*Yagami Fans when a Hawks vid gets posted:* 🄸 🄰🄼 🅂🄿🄴🄴🄳
I.am.s.p.e.e.d.😼.
We.are.true.speed.😼
I.am.a.fluffy.cloud.😼 (cars 3 if y’all were wondering tehe)
Yes y'all are S p e e d
Tbh I think everyone who listens to her loves him.
Lemme just drop this little present 🧚♀️✨✨ Every time Hawks moans from you messing with his wings 👀💀: 16:16 , 17:45 , 18:20 , 20:15 , 21:43 , 23:11 , 24:24 , 25:05 , 27:26 , 32:08 , 34:20 My work is done imma head out 👁👄👁
Your a legend
I love you
My good sire you are truly amazing
People like you still exist!! I love u
Thankyooouuu ❤❤
Hey Mom I think I'm lesbian
Notification: Hawks
*Cuffs my Jeans* NEVERMIND
same here
*sweater weather blasts in the next room*
*wears a dad-shirt,high waisted mom jeans, Black and white converse, and funky socks* I’m not a bisexual. *sweats in lies*
i use tHE SLEEVES ON MY SWEATER LETS HAVE AN ADVENTURE
What is life
Hawks: * slaps our thighs *
No one:
Absolutely positively no one:
Me: hiT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Mood
I WAS READING THE COMMENTS AS I LISTEN AND I WAS GETTING INTO THE MOOD BUT THIS COMMENT SENT ME LAUGHING HARD HSHAHAGSGWGSG
Wow. There really is a song lyric for every situation 💀
Yes lol 😂😂😂
Britney lyrics
Plot twist: he is talking to KFC
probably-
💀
Or a chicken sandwich from Popeyes.
holy-
So his dead family or..?-
Me: welp, time to delete my history 😃
My phone battery: haha I think tf not 😃 *dies*
Same
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENES
happens*
Im at 17% im doomed
XDDD
can one of you guys make sure yagami’s doing okay? i heard she’s not eating properly in exchange for these videos. please eat and sleep properly 💗 we don’t need videos everyday !! you can change it to every 2-3 weeks to rest up
:0 what really?
Shit hope she's doing alright
o nooo
We must hope yagami is doing ok
@kuno kuno I agree hope your doing well yagami-kun!~😊
Hawks: “these thighs are thicker then anything I’ve touched” 15:26
My thighs: 🥢
Me: 👁💧〰️💧👁thank you
Edit: 1k likes???? I’m not even funny whattt, thank youuu😭
Now if that ain’t relatable
🤣🤣🤣🤣LMAO I'M SORRY!!
I’M CRYING-
My thighs:🥩🥩🥩🥩
Me:👁💧👄💧👁
IHaveNoSoul 420 don’t be shy hand em over 👁👁
No one:
Literally nobody:
Yagami fans when she posts Hawks:
*I AM SPEED*
We ArE sPeEd!!!!!!
YEP
or literally anyone this is the first time im early
That us!
True uvu
Hawks: Don’t touch my wings, There sensitive.
Me: Imma be like Deku and write that down in my notebook
me: *eating lunch*
Yagami yato: *posts a HAWKS audio*
Me: *spills drink, grabs phone and runs upstairs*
realises my headphones are dead
*sad noises* WHYYYYYYYY
Wires are the best PERIODT
bruh ur eating l u n c h?
Sleepy Weeb i save my wired earbuds especially for these videos because if i use my airpods they might not connect, and i would just blast sammich right then and there 👁👄👁
Rip 😩 lmao, get it?? No? Okay, I'll go..
Here lays, ur headphones.. ????-2020 😩 the audio was so good 😔 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE?! 😩😩😩😩😩😩
You know what's sad? There's a spicy one on Patron and poor people like me can't go and see it.
The people with me:
⬇
:((
I’m with you 🙋🏾♀️😔😭
Andthat'swhenyougotoyiff.party..... I said nothing
No one Important and that’s when i realized my mother checks my search history 😔🤟
;((((
1:45 "maybe I'm a bit broken"
Me: I like that you're broken, broken like me
Maybe that makes me a fool😂😂
I started SINGING that 😂😂 glad I'm not the only one
I LIKE THAT YOU’RE LONELY LONELY LIKE ME I COULD BE LONELY WITH YOU
MAYBE THAT MAKES ME A FOOOOOOOOL
MaYbE ThAt mAkEs mE a fOoL~~~
Hawks:my wigs are sensitive
Fan fic writers: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Wigs💀🤣🤣🤣✌️
if this aint true-
The ideas Just keep coming
😂
Yagami yato: *uploading a hawks vid* "Kylie Jenner to the foyer. I have a little surprise for you!"
Me: "is that a chicken.? :'>"
This needs more likes I love this 🤣
Oml. Yes
I just goet 4 chicken
@@liasnow5631 good job :)
@@dryest-bones i now but because of them i just brock my ankel
16:15
**touches the wing**
“Careful with those wings, kid..they’re sensitive..”
Oh?
Hawks: **Moans**
*OH?..*
Oh? 😂
Hehehehehe
why does this say 97 years ago??? wtfff 🤣🤣
@@mariaushavkova8734 I dont think youtbe was a thing back then....im CoNfUsEd
@@mariaushavkova8734 it is part of their username
OYA OYA?
No one:
Me:*Sees yagami post Hawks x listener*
My mind: bottom-
Why did a minions voice pop up in my head when i read the word 'bottom'? 🤣😂🤣😂
@@krystalkarman5109 😂😂Same
I thought “Someones getting pegged again” and then i wheezed
Cue tiktok sound : YoUrE jUsT a BotToM
Denki why are you listening to this? He is a pro hero! You are a hero in training!
WE AIN'T GON TALK ABOUT HOW HE SLAPPED OUR THIGHS, OMG.
Aizawa even YOU simp the bird man?!
Oop
Don't question the chicken nugget
Aizawa!? 👁️👄👁️
Soooooo William Afro. Is being ignored too?!
31:23
Him: "itadakimasu~"
Me: "ARE U TRYING TO KILL ME?!"
it means "lets eat" i- IM NOT LIVINGGGGGGG
Crying Fleur it means thank you for the meal 💀
I heard and was like “I AM DED”
It's been a while since I've listened to Yagami asmr and now I get flustered by just hearing the voice on the beginning
Oh no now I will die 0//^//0
I LITERALLY SCREAMED dishchvfisjfbj
Him: *moaning*
Me: *Making sure my sister not looking at me*
S A M E
LOALMDKAND I LOCKED MYSELF IN THE CLOSET BAHAHAHA
@@nuggetice LMAOO
@@Ldarc-rm9ll lmaoo
bro same but it’s more of an older brother
*”Sir, This is a Wendy’s-“*
"Watch out he bites"
@Cookies Cookies Bish!!!! Ah shi-
He gave you them spicy chicken nuggs
If I’m a lost kid can I get a free chili
*Please I just wanna eat my salad in peace*
Hawks : Don’t touch my wings their sensitive!
Me : 👁👄👁👉🏼 poke
Me 2
@@Brieezle Me 3
@@alyxtsaa7793 Me 4
Him: shivers
Me: kinky😏
Yes
Me: * squirming around while listening to this video *
*The*
*Spider*
*In the*
*Corner of*
*My room:* 👀👀👄👀👀
BAAHAHAHAHHSHW
I.. I'm telling Toga.. I need some bleach now-
MOOD
I hate how I knew EXACTLY what this refers to
FELT
THIS
ON A NEW LEVEL MAN
Hawks: *Speaking possessively*
Me:➖👄➖
Hawks: *slap sound*
Me: 👁👄👁
Omg 😂
Yes lmao 😂😂😂
tea what was it
👁//👄//👁
Just like me 😂😂😂
Hawks: “ when our bodies warped together....what can I say baby bird ? it’s electric, ecstatic and... slightly illegal ”
me who is 16 years old: yeah.. s l i g h t l y..
THAT WAS LITERALLY ME
I said it was very ilegal and my dad asked what, didnt realize i said that out loud
Happy Pills HAHAHAH
I’m 10- I shouldn’t be here- fuq it-
•XxHyphenxX• your 10???!!! Why are you here omg cover your ears
You know, Wattpad was another thing, but this-this is next level of throwing your innocence away-and I'm not even sorry for doing so🤣
Ikkkkk and I just got into fanfiction lol, and unbraiding about this fic I was reading and she told me to search Yagami Yato and I will never be the same
Same
Hawks: it’s electric
Denki: yo br0 What the fU-
boogi woogi woogi
Denki: *Comes out of nowhere* Pika?
Denki: surprised pika chew face
@@IzInkies wHeYy
@@alexa_7857 I found that scene cute as FUCK
“Are u lost babygorl” more like “baby bird” cause I mean that was hot
I died-
are you lost bb bird 👁3👁
Gru voice 😂😂😂
Are you lost baby bord?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yessirrrr
Hawks: moans
Ad: You want COFFEE
CÖPHEĖ👁👄👁
Is it just me or do I not get adds on any of her videos
@@Ash-qo5yy Same
THAT WAS THE MOST PAINFUL SNORT-
@@Ash-qo5yy I don't
hawks: “you know exactly what you want” 13:13
me: i do be wanting some chicken nuggies 👀
Yay
PHPHPHPHPHPH 😂
_Only if they're dino nuggs_
Bruh imagine tho if that happens I will die
Some burnt chicken nuggets? 👀👀
him: Is kissing us
Us: oh you'll pay for that boi *pulls on his wings*
Him: Moans
Us: 0-0
Him: O-O
Us: uhhh....
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️✌🏼
👁👄👁 I just choked on air
Yass
👁️👄👁️👍
Hawks: These thighs are thicker than anything I’ve ever touched
Me: an actual stick
sO yOU tHinK I’m thicc!!!!
Wait denki why is you here
@@kacigwash396 Reasons
Kaci Gwash this is outta character-
Kaci Gwash hehe idk u tell me
Kaminari
Remember kids, if you don’t sin a little, Jesus died for nothing. 😌
Amen 🙂
This made me ✨ *h* *a* *p* *p* *y* ✨
@@-after-the-rain-2145 amen ✌😗🔫
@@deadizukumidoriya914 yee
@@-after-the-rain-2145 lol
Hawks: 。。 Hands off the wings。
Me : [ screaming to the void 、 squeezing them tighter ]
Hawks : continues to moan-
Me: AAHHHHH-
How could u stop when he makes those noises
Olivia McLennan I COULDJT MAN- I PHYSICALLY COULD NOT
LOUIS JOHNSON I DONT THINK ANYONE COULD
BHAHAHAHA
This is just pure chaotic energy right here and I am LIVING for it
Hawks: "I'm a mess..."
Me: "So are the 540,585 viewers that listened to this!!!!!"
More like the 401,091
It's 415,731 actually ....
Stop calling me out
IM A MESS IM A LOSER IM A HATER IM USER- o wait sorry 👁👄👁
And counting
Rose's are red🔴
Violets are blue🔵
What is this white stuff💭
Because it's not glue⚫👄⚫
Toothpaste
I-
😳....
Milk "for my kitty"
milk
19:45
Hawks:"look at me kid~"
Me:*scrolling thru coments and looks at hawks*... -////-
fun new drinking game : everytime hawks says “kid” take a shot
Drunk after 5 Minutes fam
Kia Wolf lmao true
Hehe I'm in 💥danger💥
🤣🤣🤣
Take a shot everytime Hawks says some form of "fuck"
My dream is to date someone like Hawks, caring , sweet, protective, head over heels for me but also feral and carnal when we dancing the devils tango
"DANCING THE DEVILS TANGO"!!??? HRHDJDJJDHFHDHDHHDHFHDH!!!!!
Zack Bubbs SHSHUSUSUAUS LORD HELP US
dancing devil’s tango
i-
S A M E👁️👄👁️
To bad he's not real
hawks: “u cant take a compliment.”
me: y u gotta attack me like that-
Bro your pfp 😳🙈
Mina Ashido ~( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)~
😼 because he is god
Hold on hold on your pfp HoLd oN wAiT a dAmN SeConD nOo oh nO *n o t h a n k y o u*
Katsuki Bakugou XD
IT WENT FROM BEING SAD TO BEING KINKY REAL QUICK- I DIDNT KNOW WHERE IT WAS GOIMG BUT I FELL APART AT HIS MOANS BYE
Yagami yato: what should i do next?A possessive hawks??
Us: YES
*OH YEAH*
This is how many times Hawks spanks us 😶😶
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
nicole lomeli OOP 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
EYE-
Is he really spankin us doe? Hmm?..... I'll be back for your answer......
@@cookiescookiesbish5173 spanks us, smacks us, hits us whatever you wanna call it 😂😂😂
@@nicolelomeli9863 ahh okay... *smirks*
Me falling asleep to this
My demon in the roof
👁👄👁 ꅐꄲꋬꁝ ꓄ꁝꏂꋪꏂ ꀘ꒐꒯꒯ꄲ
I feel called out
@@dabi410 haha Jeff likes to watch me sleep. Does yours have a name-
zachybear I don’t know, she doesn’t really talk to me, just like, watches me.
@@dabi410 oh my friend like knows mine so he told me it's name is jeff
zachybear I know nothing about mine
16:18
Hawks: *moans* careful with these wings~
My brain: WAIT A SECOND HERE YOU GODDESS OF A VOICE!
Me: Is Yagami giving us a early sammich!? WELL I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN! SHE HASNT GIVEN US A SAMMICH THIS EARLY SINCE TODOROKI I THINK. I MAY BE WRONG BUT I AM READY TO GO AND EMBRACE THIS GIFT! Someone stop me
Oof man
I had the same reaction XD
I wanna pull the wings more-
@@lunathemidnightpanther8207 same
hawks: keep your naughty hands off my wings
me, who just wants my buffalo chicken wings: 👁️👄👁️
Banana Milkeu time pls:)
THIS HAPPENED TO ME
The chances-
EXCUSE ME I AM TRYING TO EAT
Hawks : who’s my baby bird -？
Hawks two second later: not my wings kid- not my WINGS-
Me: FHS/$:&/84!4$82&:; HAWKS PLE ASE
As soon as I read this it happend- 😂
This audio is why I know I am a SWITCH.
When is this? WHEN IS THIS?!
Hawks: moans Me casually cleaning the house: 😯😌🧹
yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning
yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning
This is the kind of music I would be listening to when I clean
same🤚
How many times Hawks cusses
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
Samuel L. Jackson is being challenged
t a k i s
@@StarryOpalescence Yes he is
@@mmaryy9696 i love your pfp and your name
too many times
Sonic: I'm the fastest thing alive
Yagami yato fans when this gets out: *hold my holy water*
We are faster than iida
I don't have any-
We gonna half to boil it more for that holy water to work
Oh my god when I read this I almost spit out my holy water
We faster then lighting 😌🤚
Hawk: I'm gonna win this fight.
Me: *Kinda want to pull his wings everytime he starts getting cocky*🤭🤭
*nosebleed*
Ahhahahahahhah
Yeeess would be legendary
Agreed
Bet
*watches at family gathering*
*chilling with monotone face*
"This is fine"
Yup I can relate to this on a personal level
"These thighs are thicker than anything I've ever touched"
**Hyperventilates in thicc**
Hawks likes the thick and my heart went OOP
*very self conscious about my thickness, so that sentence hit me hard*
i felt that tho
OOF- felt that...😔
Same here
Im a damn twig
Felt that on a whole different level-
Hawk likes chubby girls: confirmed
Yay
This makes my fat self very happy
I’m not gonna lie but chubby girls give the best hug 🤗 👉👈
When ur fat and not chubby 👁💧👄💧👁
@@jesuschrist3237 Imma rat you out to your dad Mr. Christ. This is a place of *SINSSSSS*
Lmao just being fun 🤣
Am I a lesbian? Yes. Do I have a girlfriend? Yes. Am I still gonna watch all the anime boy x listener audios I can find? Yes.
EDIT AGAIN : where back toghether UwU
EDIT : hahhaha i figured out im nonbainry and bi , we
good :)
1 YEAR UPDATE LMAO : yeah well I’m a gay trans dude-
Awwwwwww 🥰 kinda curious how long have u guys been together
I feel called out... however I am single and not yet ready to mingle
Anime boys don't count
Mitsuri Kanroji I’m not quite sure but we just broke up because we were better as friends 😌💕
Strawberry bat ohhhhh
The spider in the corner of my room at 3 am watching me listen to this:
👈(👀👀〰️👀👀👈)
Same XD
😂
Hi I am the spider
1.Yes I have a phone
2.that was anyoable and interesting (embarazing as well)
3. What where u doing at 3:00 am that is wen I get the food
I'll be back!!!
At least your not squirming
"You're being such a brat"
Me: 👁👄👁 *drinks juice in bottom* you have no idea
Me laying in my bed being a fatass: 👁👄👁✌🏼
Hawks: “ropes around your hands”
Me: *rope bunnies and riggers have entered the chat*
DONT CALL ME OUT AGAISHWKSBEOHE
Ooo I made it 69 likes 😏 tehe
Don’t call us out like that 😂
I mean....U not wrong hehe (*Calmly starts to speak switch)
Hey hey hey! I didn’t wanna be called out like that thank you 😭😭😭