HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear ex
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tha
LYRICS (Kurtis the singer) Yoo Hoo! Garbage man! Garbage man please take my trash with you, please I'm sorry that it is so very stinky but please take away my banana peels and discarded meals yeah, your'e made of garbage 'cause you are the garbage man! (Kurtis the garbage man) The last part was kinda mean but alright. (Kurtis and voices) Thank you so much! Thank you.
PLEASE 💀 He’s so sweet here! The hesitance when he sings the “please, take my trash” at the start -and his constantly-turning, delicate wrists, like he’s proud of his own singing.
*Kurtis Conner - Garbage Man (Lyrics)* _Yoo hoo! Garbage man_ _Garbage man please take my trash with you please_ _I'm sorry that it is so very stinky_ _But please take away my banana peels_ _And discarded meals_ _Yeah you're made of garbage_ _'Cause you are the garbage man_ Stan Kurtis, stan talent 💯 Stream this masterpiece y'all 🔥
Lyrics: _("Yoo Hoo, Garbage Man")_ Garbage Man please take my trash with you, please I'm sorry that it is So very stinky But please take away My ba-na-na peels And dis-car-ded meals Yeah, you're made of garbage You are the gar-bage man _("The last part was kinda mean, but alright.")_ _("Thank youuuuu!" "Thank you so much." Thank y-")_
The "yoo hoo garbage man" gets me every single time.
IKR
reminds me of jacob from drawfee saying ‘oooh hitmann!’
Reminds me of Damon saying "yoo hoo big bad vampire out here"
@@bananasplit3925 you don't want to do a hit on me, do you hitman??????
Me too Mrs.Morticia Addams (it’s a compliment cuz she is ICONiC, pEriODT!)
Kurtis' sketches out of context are god tier content
even with context 😂😂
There’s no context to begin with
@@bangy4269 there is tho
@@decobacolov10000 there is, its just even with context it feels out of context lmao
I like to imagine that kurtis’s sketches have a cinematic universe where everyone is kurtis and they all just act crazy
another day in kurtistown
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear ex
The KCSCU (Kurtis Conner Sketch Cinematic Universe)
@@AxxLAfriku cut them off. cut off your muscles.
And they all swallow 87 nails and 7 push pins for breakfast
i stream this masterpiece every night
as you shoulddd✨✨😋
@@bee-io6pg yes 🙌🙌🙌
Listen while you sleep
As we should
@@HSpungey put it on repeat a baby your a oooooooweeee
that outfit deserves to be on vogue
agreed🥵🥵
Harry Styles vibes 😍😍
Kurtis should be at the next Met Gala wearing that
@@dankdatsouljaboi he'd honestly probably fit in with some of those fits
Ur telling me this isn't Harry Styles?
The one dislike is Camilla Cabello mad that she didn’t do it first
????? What's a dislike button?!
@@crimson9748 it’s the thumbs down(👎) button that is by the like(👍) button
@@b3arbo1 I was being sarcastic since UA-cam removed the dislike button
@@crimson9748 oh, wait what? What do u mean they removed it
@@b3arbo1 now when you click it it doesn't show the numbers twit only shows "dislike"
The small hesitation between “please” and “take” gets me every time
I didn’t even realise that before, now I can’t stop replaying it😭
Stop the little swing he did at the end was adorable 😭
i love feminine kurtis
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tha
@@AxxLAfriku …. you good?
@@AxxLAfriku oh i havent seen your comments in a while. glad to see youre still going strong 💪
@@AxxLAfriku not you again
he has such a way with words
I really like your name :D
it’s hilarious to me that kurtis easily fit in his gfs dress
How do u kno that’s not his
@@N.slash.A. u right
I wish I could fit in my girlfriend's clothes, or had a girlfriend
~sad 1.8 meter nb
@@pigeon_9161 did i type this
@@pigeon_9161 what does 1.8 meter nb mean?
0 dislikes as it should be
edit: ohmygosh guys its been 9 months and im still getting blamed for the dislikes
Some degenerate made it 1 dislike, shame on them.
that one dislike is the garbage man probably, couldn’t take a compliment🙄🙄
The garbage man's lover just disliked it 🙄
@@bored.person10 he's polyamorous apparently 🙄
@@bee-io6pg the garbage man made 4 separate accounts. Imagine 🙄🙄
Why isn't this on spotify??
cuz spotify can't handle such greatness
@@remurin3147 greatness? More like stinky
@@Everettalla WOOOOAHHH WATCH IT BUDDY
"I'm sorry that it is so very ~stinky~ 🤗"
Lyrical genius if I do say so myself
Why did you say that as if you made the song 💀
@@pineapple9167 💀💀💀 I did not mean for it to sound that way!!! 😆
makin it stinky
mayor and singer.. he’s so talented
And garbage man!!
It’s moments like these where I’m proud to be a citizen of Kurtis Town
no joke, i watch this video every single day. it's just that beautiful
kurt boy really does have a magical voice 😍😍🤩
@@bee-io6pg he does
what video is this??
@@samisamisamisam it's the "stop pranking essential workers" one i think!
same tbh
I love how Kurtis laughs at his own jokes and his sketches are top tier lol
I’ve seen all his videos but whenever i see a bit out of context i never remember the context
Same! I remember this and remember laughing at it but I absolutely could not tell you what video this was in
What video is it from?
@@salem-01 ik i'm a month late but if you're still searching, it's the "pranking essential workers" one
@@salem-01 I’m pretty sure it’s called “Stop Pranking Retail Workers”
the title is Stop pranking essential workers
LYRICS
(Kurtis the singer)
Yoo Hoo! Garbage man!
Garbage man please take my trash with you, please
I'm sorry that it is so very stinky
but please take away my banana peels
and discarded meals
yeah, your'e made of garbage
'cause you are the garbage man!
(Kurtis the garbage man)
The last part was kinda mean but alright.
(Kurtis and voices)
Thank you so much! Thank you.
i love you for this😭
NOT THE "KURTIS AND VOICES" LMFAAOOOO
His 😊 face at the end always gets me
I love how I knew what era of kurtis this clip was made in just from the length of his mullet
i think about this every time the garbage truck comes to my neighborhood 😭
This is hilarious. I can just imagine the audio of the video running through your head with the truck in the background
@@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb IT IS OMG once that truck comes to a stop I imagine Kurtis at my neighbor’s front yard singing
@@bobamilku this makes it sooo much funnier😂🤣🤣👌🏿
PLEASE 💀
He’s so sweet here!
The hesitance when he sings the “please, take my trash” at the start -and his constantly-turning, delicate wrists, like he’s proud of his own singing.
i know this is kinda an old video but what kurtis vid is this from lol?
i don’t remember the exact title of it , but i believe it’s from the video he made about people pranking essential workers
@@bee-io6pg ah I know which one you’re talking about! thanks!!
im late but it's prob from the video "im terrified of this man"
"Stop pranking essential workers" at 9:30 mark friend :)
@@SolvingOurKreation thanks friend!
Kurtis, banana peels go in the compost.
To be fair, a person singing this to a garbage man either
1. wouldn't be smart enough to do that
2. they just wouldn't care
living his full housewife fantasy
pls bc you know he had to say "Hey Jenna do you have a dress I could borrow?"
I love how he chose to edit in a garbage bag instead of just holding a real one
plays in my mind at all times
I can't stop thinking about how much this gives me "Camila as Cinderella" vibes.
Omg you're right
I ACCIDENTLY PLAYED IT IN 2X AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUNNIER
i love it
I- uh,
BEAUTIFUL!
the “stinky” gets me every time
banana peals and discarded meals goes hard
i swear ive clicked on this on like 15 separate occasions
and its still just as good
my high ass has watched this like 10x in a row never gets old
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he's so awkward but so beautiful
*Kurtis Conner - Garbage Man (Lyrics)*
_Yoo hoo! Garbage man_
_Garbage man please take my trash with you please_
_I'm sorry that it is so very stinky_
_But please take away my banana peels_
_And discarded meals_
_Yeah you're made of garbage_
_'Cause you are the garbage man_
Stan Kurtis, stan talent 💯
Stream this masterpiece y'all 🔥
this is great
A Latina icon 🥵
I love how the garbage man was really vibin to it before she said the you are made of garbage part
i love how this was recommended to me when shawn and camila broke up lol
This is always so cute and funny!! I seriously love it!!
was watching this just now and my mom started singing along-- 👁👃👁👂
His emphasis on the *Buh* in 'buhnana' is sending me for some reason! 😂
not me getting recommended this video the day after camila and shawn break up 💀
Help i can't stop replaying kurtis what have u done
pov you set this as your ringtone and it ended up going off at a funeral
Why is this only now in my recommended???....
every time i watch this i have to play it more than once
it's crazy how i come back to this video everyday
this gets stuck in my head at least once a week and it’s impossible to get out
Ironic how I got this recommended right after they broke up
he slayed here ngl
I’m sad rn n I’m coming back to this video it’s perfect
“yeah you’re made of garbage” with the fingers gets me every time
The epitome of human talent
This man single handedly destroyed toxic masculinity
i cant imagine the face that jenna gave him when he asked to borrow one of her dresses for a video 😭
Camilla Cabello been real quiet since this dropped
Kurtis makes the BEST songs dude.
0:28 I love how "No" isn't his first response.
I’m so happy I found this.
this was so good my paralyzed grandpa stood up and starting dancing
ended Camila
Lovely 😌👏
I love how he says: PLEASE take my trash with you PLEASE
this was literally stuck in my head all day, and then i get it in my recomended
I cannot…I have replayed this over and over again
0:27 I would die for him. LOOK AT THAT. WHY IS IT TO FUCKING ADORABLE. AHHHHH I AM PISSED
time for my daily rewatch
✨discarded meals✨
This is perfection
v interesting how this is in my recommendations now
Kurtis checking his own self out 😭 0:05
Kurtis please add this on spotify
Making the "yoo hoo garbage man" my notification sound (sitting in the dmv with nothing better to do lmao)
This is my comfort video
LMFAOOO i dont remember this being this funny
i need this as my ringtone
The first time I saw this skit I died 😭😭😭
It’s still funny 😭
Who’s here after they broke up
"Garbage man please.. take my trash with you please."
Chills, chills every time😌✨
I REMEMBER THIS LMAO
Why I love watching kurtis' videos:
Lyrics:
_("Yoo Hoo, Garbage Man")_
Garbage Man please take my trash with you, please
I'm sorry that it is
So very stinky
But please take away
My ba-na-na peels
And dis-car-ded meals
Yeah, you're made of garbage
You are the gar-bage man
_("The last part was kinda mean, but alright.")_
_("Thank youuuuu!" "Thank you so much." Thank y-")_
It’s a crime that this isn’t on Spotify
I'm so drunk rn this is hilarious
WHY IS IT UNIRONICALLY CATCHY.
"the last part was kinda mean"got me XD
I randomly sent this to my friend and she blocked me
This is a masterpiece
here after shawnmila broke up
The one dislike is from the garbage man
I found this two weeks ago and I've watched it more than 10 times
The only man I'll ever simp for.
A masterpiece
0:13 fishy fishy fish making it stinky