The problem with these dudes is that they have surrounded themselves with people that don't have the balls to tell them that it isn't good. Be kind, tell your friends and family when their shit is shit.
Could you imagine driving down the road to get some Taco Bell or something and driving past this car with two dudes in masks constantly looking behind them like they running from someone, with nobody behind them. And an old lady in the back seat with an iPhone from 2014 recording them lmao.
Im a cinematographer so i can safely say: There was NO ambient lighting. The composition, framing and exposure where all off (that is what you get when you let your mom film it instead of hiring professionals). Also the shots outside where all over exposed. The entire sky is blown out. I can tell that this guy 0 knowledge about proper exposure and how an variable ND filter could have saved those shots. The colorgrading and edit was garbage. Besides the story being unrealistic, it is not a bad story. The execution just sucks balls.
@@VinnyPolitan It is not shot with an android. Don't make stuff up. Crypt has a Sony A7. There would be no logic filming this on an android if you own an actual camera. Which he has.
Yeah and it was amuzing at first. The first joyner video he did where he went bat shit. That was the only entertainment than it got bland. But the fans ate it up. So. . more content
The thing is that hearing lines like “I have so many plaques I have to buy acres to keep them.” If it’s from a goat veteran who has a bazillion plaques like the Forgot About Dre video then it may sound pretty cool. But even I ( not a rapper ) can make a rap like “ I’m more successful than Eminem and even God knows I’m the best of them, I’m putting them to the test to prove again I’m above the rest of them” If a goat said that it would maybe sound whatever, but when hearing from an up and comer I personally don’t care to hear about how your the best ever, hotter than the sun, graveyard full of Grammy winners etc… sounds corny imo. How about some more honesty about your struggles or straight up story telling if you are putting on a character rather than making it some nonsense that may sound cool but everyone knows doesn’t apply.
This has always been the problem I have with UA-cam rappers and especially the brag rap types. It never sounds genuine. You just put my thoughts into words.
He was obviously throwing that money at a spider that was chasing them. Good thing it stopped to pick up the cash or they would've had to throw their guns at it next.
6:10 yo that remind me, when we gon hear the full intro for dropped outta school track? i heard that beat back when Em name dropped u an that shit sound ight, unless that was the full thing ima back away slow, ima back away ✋slow🤚
Missed one thing man how come the security guy was wearing glasses then all of a sudden he could see without them lmao crypt is the one person I know that would actually admit and be proud to say his mom directed the video that right there gets you automatically discharged of even being considered a rapper
Crypt music reminds me of them old Bart baker and key of awesome parody song videos, he raps like he's rapping to take the mick and yet he's meant to be a real rapper
Music is subjective. Now I can believe he doesn’t like the song and I’m cool with that. I like his take and reaction to these videos. His jokes a pretty cool, I still enjoyed the song personally.
6:11 money throwing theory -- he was giving the customers a little something something for the trouble. They could pick that shit up and keep it? That seems too deep for him tho. Plus normies at the bank wouldn't think ghetto enough to sneak the loose bills in their pockets before 12 pulls up anyway.
@@jonell2295 Stupid ass take. Those are weak guys. Not nice ones. You dont have to he a pos to avoid being walked on. Idk if this dude is a good guy or bad guy. I just know this song is strait TRASH
he gonna say “it’s creative visuals. I was paralleling myself getting my money but giving something back to the people.” I’ve listened to a few things of his but never really followed him super in depth
I noticed a lot of these "youtube" rappers run out of content and just try to big up what they did in their 5 year career🥴 but i like some of their shit😇 not this one tho🤨
How long till we getting a G Rap track? Cannon Fire or Tekilla Sunrise, don't matter, you'll fuck heavy with either, the new subs need to be educated on the GOAT.
There's some crypt stuff I like cuz I like the rapid fire cadences, but dude can be such a hardcore cringefest. Dude covered godzilla talking about people hating on his Eminem reactions. Like dude
Nah i hate to see this. I was waiting to watch it coz i knew michelle was gonna hit it. This is just sad. Like ive said previously, man crypt always trying to prove himaelf, trying to set the record straight. It was cool at first he brought a bunch of ppl together dispite what others thought. The community was always positive about it. Its the same song as any other crypt song just worded differently. There really aint much else to say. Not bad for a film audition or do short films. But man these guys really just doing what the fans want which i get but the pandering isnt going to stop in reaction channels. Its sad. But we seeing the truth.
he wanted to play Robin Hood give $$$ to the minimum wage people maybe he was on the floor btw I ordered the Patreon again only under The Booth cause I changed it from Rich to the Booth. Please don't play This Trash music no more. We Avoiding the Rap God for Logic, Crypt, Hopson and Joyner
y'know he actually has some technical ability, but his flow is just straight wack. feels overly forced and copied from tech9 (i would say copied from dax, but dax always tries to rap like tech9, so it comes out the same sloppy/forced garbage) why cant none of these youtube rappers just be themselves
I may be stretching here, but he described this video as a "Story" .... huh .... sounds familiar. Add Crypt alongside Tom MacD as to complete wastes of not talent who lift their ideas, lyrics, etc. from other more talented artists (..... NF!!!). Jeezus
Loool, i was so relieved I didn’t have to listen crypt rap yesterday… i hate this shit more than you do eugene, but im glad you didn’t do these commercials crypt rapt that was even worst, the most terrible ish i ever heard 🤢🤮
Was this a low budget remake of the 1st 10mins of Batman with Heath Ledger I could've made my own smoke bombs and did better I thought they were gonna set some smoke bombs to cover his escape. #BadLifeChoices
The problem with these dudes is that they have surrounded themselves with people that don't have the balls to tell them that it isn't good. Be kind, tell your friends and family when their shit is shit.
Some of the best advice ever
A good friend will tell you when you got a booger in your nose so you don't walk around looking like an idiot.
💯
"cuz i made a quarter million off the rhymes"... i thought he wasn't even getting minimum wage.
he made a quarter mill, he just blew it on worthless shit and now he broke. mans isnt smart
so im laughing more now, i think i am being mean at this point😂😂😂 this channel is the best!! lol
I'm not really laughing at this one, Crypt is just boring.
Could you imagine driving down the road to get some Taco Bell or something and driving past this car with two dudes in masks constantly looking behind them like they running from someone, with nobody behind them. And an old lady in the back seat with an iPhone from 2014 recording them lmao.
😂
Lol 😂 i CANT breathe this the best show on UA-cam no holding back
Im so glad i found these videos 😂 I literally can’t understand how these dudes are called rappers… UA-cams crazy
💯 hence y I dropped this ua-cam.com/video/HXMFBvG3fTc/v-deo.htmlsi=oNl745ZIEvGJwWyY
Lmao all these UA-cam rappers so bad shit is ultimate cringe
They call themselves rappers lol no one else
Im a cinematographer so i can safely say:
There was NO ambient lighting.
The composition, framing and exposure where all off (that is what you get when you let your mom film it instead of hiring professionals). Also the shots outside where all over exposed. The entire sky is blown out. I can tell that this guy 0 knowledge about proper exposure and how an variable ND filter could have saved those shots.
The colorgrading and edit was garbage.
Besides the story being unrealistic, it is not a bad story. The execution just sucks balls.
Not a Bad Story unless you already watched Batman with Heath Ledger and Where was the smoke
No no no. You misheard, he said AMBIEN lighting, as in his shit will put you to sleep!
@@MrNinjaTheFish that makes more sense lmao. And you know he's down bad when a cinematographer straight up calls you out too lmao, this is fuckin gold
bro whatchu talkin bout ND filter???? This man shot the video on an android or something. That shit was disgusting
@@VinnyPolitan It is not shot with an android. Don't make stuff up. Crypt has a Sony A7. There would be no logic filming this on an android if you own an actual camera. Which he has.
Just because you can rap with a fast cadence doesn't mean you should. I can't this guy's high pitch voice
It was more annoying in the chorus
I love how the security guard and the robber just so happen to wear the same size of clothes.
LOOL Joyner catching strays still. This whole vid was fuckin priceless
Yeah and it was amuzing at first. The first joyner video he did where he went bat shit. That was the only entertainment than it got bland. But the fans ate it up. So. . more content
@@EleazarZayas nah its still entertaining
"get quickly killed..." dammnn I felt that
I think I get it... that wasn't money he threw back into the lobby at all... that was the smoke! 🤔
He said he learned how to do it, he didn't say he applied it in the video
Had a quick peep at other reactors to his vid and damn idk why they gotta be so fake and act like this shit fire 🤦♂️ glad you exposing these guys
The thing is that hearing lines like “I have so many plaques I have to buy acres to keep them.” If it’s from a goat veteran who has a bazillion plaques like the Forgot About Dre video then it may sound pretty cool.
But even I ( not a rapper ) can make a rap like “ I’m more successful than Eminem and even God knows I’m the best of them, I’m putting them to the test to prove again I’m above the rest of them”
If a goat said that it would maybe sound whatever, but when hearing from an up and comer I personally don’t care to hear about how your the best ever, hotter than the sun, graveyard full of Grammy winners etc… sounds corny imo.
How about some more honesty about your struggles or straight up story telling if you are putting on a character rather than making it some nonsense that may sound cool but everyone knows doesn’t apply.
This has always been the problem I have with UA-cam rappers and especially the brag rap types. It never sounds genuine. You just put my thoughts into words.
I’m the best, I lay Eminem to rest. My sniper on his chest.
Let’s set the record straight, this song was asscheeks.
Don't dig any deeper into his discography. It only gets worse.
I almost liked Crypt until I stated following you 😂😂😂
He was obviously throwing that money at a spider that was chasing them. Good thing it stopped to pick up the cash or they would've had to throw their guns at it next.
He set the record straight in the tape deck. 😂 Took a lot of tries but he got it finally. The result: this.
😂💀! Savagery at its absolute best! I can’t stop laughing
Omg the second verse ...it took 2 seconds go know he's never changed at all
Only reactors I watch is MichelleShow, Stevie Knight, and Knox Hill. And The best UA-cam Rapper VI seconds LoL. 👍
He should practice his "would you like fries with that" in a rap verse.
Up Next: A Diss Record, I Think...
Hey man shout out from the UK, check out Akala - Fire in the booth!
Hey man shout out from the USA
Hey man shout out from Citibank
Hey man shout out from behind my phone screen.
Corny or an actual diss?
I don't know how I missed this. Ive been waiting for you to roast this dude. Crypt is possibly the corniest UA-cam rapper.
6:10 yo that remind me, when we gon hear the full intro for dropped outta school track? i heard that beat back when Em name dropped u an that shit sound ight, unless that was the full thing
ima back away slow, ima back away ✋slow🤚
Missed one thing man how come the security guy was wearing glasses then all of a sudden he could see without them lmao crypt is the one person I know that would actually admit and be proud to say his mom directed the video that right there gets you automatically discharged of even being considered a rapper
3:16 He barely puts money in the bag, all the money falls to the floor, maybe they picked it up later😅
That was the fake money he dropped back 😁
He was setting the record straight
1:20 LMFAO 🤣🤣 I FKIN KNEW THAT WAS COMING
Followed by the dramatic law & order BOOM sound effect 😭😭😭💀💀💀
The music video has absolutely nothing to do with the song lyrics. It don’t match at all. What did the bank robbers have to do with haters.
In the last video he was crying about being poor, and he is rapping about making it... wtf
Crypt music reminds me of them old Bart baker and key of awesome parody song videos, he raps like he's rapping to take the mick and yet he's meant to be a real rapper
Me : sings "Michelle show Michelle show" I love this channel lol
Not the Stacy Adams!! 😂😂 congrats on the dub K subs
bro said "this a SNL sketch" 😂😂😂
This is funny as shit. I can’t believe you didn’t comment on his non athletic hopscotch skip out the bank right before he throws the money.
Music is subjective. Now I can believe he doesn’t like the song and I’m cool with that. I like his take and reaction to these videos. His jokes a pretty cool, I still enjoyed the song personally.
6:11 money throwing theory -- he was giving the customers a little something something for the trouble. They could pick that shit up and keep it? That seems too deep for him tho. Plus normies at the bank wouldn't think ghetto enough to sneak the loose bills in their pockets before 12 pulls up anyway.
I like crypt, not like his music or his reactions or anything like that, just seems like a nice guy
Nice guys finish last but I see what you're saying, he's actually very bad person
@@TheMCNemesisOnAmazonMusic nice guys finish last cuz they make sure their woman finish first my dude.
@@jonell2295 lol
@@TheMCNemesisOnAmazonMusic how do you know he's a bad person? Genuine question, I've never heard anything "bad" about him...
@@jonell2295 Stupid ass take. Those are weak guys. Not nice ones. You dont have to he a pos to avoid being walked on. Idk if this dude is a good guy or bad guy. I just know this song is strait TRASH
There's a reason he's a youtube rapper.
he gonna say “it’s creative visuals. I was paralleling myself getting my money but giving something back to the people.” I’ve listened to a few things of his but never really followed him super in depth
I noticed a lot of these "youtube" rappers run out of content and just try to big up what they did in their 5 year career🥴 but i like some of their shit😇 not this one tho🤨
Crypt just dropped a video for month of October for Halloween please give us a reveiw!!! 😂please 🙏🏽
This is the result of inviting everybody to the cookout….. 🤦♀️
I mean... It wasn't THAT bad... It also wasn't very good. I dunno... I will never play this shit again, though.
Yea song wasn’t that bad but the end sucks ass
"I dropped out of school when I was 3" haha that shit got me hahaha
To get your sanity back
Please react to : X, PMC, Daylyt -First 48 cypher.
Was looking for Crypts response in comments no show lol wonder why...
Loved this
Let's get some George Carlin you promised. He was big-time hater and complainer you'd love him.
Love George Carlin. This ua-cam.com/video/8r-e2NDSTuE/v-deo.html is one of my favorite bits of his. Carlin was a fuckin legend.
I'll say it again,, These youtube rappers rap fast to mask the fact they have a horrible pen, 🤦♀️smh
🤣🤣 joyner at the end, thats too petty cause you dont even bother to do a photoshop of crypt, hes nobody haha
Joyner at the end???
@@TheMCNemesisOnAmazonMusic 9:53
@@TheMCNemesisOnAmazonMusic found the guy that doesn't watch all the video and comes straight to the comments asking questions... Lol
Like how he's got a silencer on one gun but not the other. You tryna be quiet or not? He'd be as ass at robbing hotels as he is at rap
The guns also fired without producing any smoke...
How long till we getting a G Rap track? Cannon Fire or Tekilla Sunrise, don't matter, you'll fuck heavy with either, the new subs need to be educated on the GOAT.
That minimum wage comment had me dying
what was the record he set straight?
That hes trash af
@@d1sk-cord531 ahhh, I see.
I dont mind his reactions sometimes, but his rapping is cringe. But oh well, to each their own life
I don’t like either.
This reminds me of the town I live they made a movie about it Ben Affleck produced and starred in it
Crypt does look like someone who works at McDonalds
He is good at alternative rock more more more than his hip hop.....
But he has some good track in hip hop .
Like.....bad friend.
best one:))))) MichelleShow you should do more fake rappers music video reactions:)))) what a crap everywhere
Crypt raps about how the hate doesn’t bother him, in a song about how he’s bothered by hate
You funny as hell, I see the title that's a joke nf has a song called that's a joke give it a listen!!!
No smoke in any way 😂😂😂
Please do Webby, Tech and Jarren Benton ohh noo next
have you listened to bully - jarred benton ft Vinnie Paz ? it's fire
Threw the money back in lol. Made it rain and drove off. Lol
There's some crypt stuff I like cuz I like the rapid fire cadences, but dude can be such a hardcore cringefest. Dude covered godzilla talking about people hating on his Eminem reactions. Like dude
Bro thought he was robin hood
Wish I could mute everything that didn’t come from the 🍭 🎤
The song really ain't that bad but them throwing the money back in bank is funny af
1:47 Just like Kaan's flow on No Need
😮💨😮💨😮💨 Lmaoo
I'm not even surprised, crypt had been copying others for years
Nah i hate to see this. I was waiting to watch it coz i knew michelle was gonna hit it. This is just sad. Like ive said previously, man crypt always trying to prove himaelf, trying to set the record straight. It was cool at first he brought a bunch of ppl together dispite what others thought. The community was always positive about it. Its the same song as any other crypt song just worded differently. There really aint much else to say. Not bad for a film audition or do short films. But man these guys really just doing what the fans want which i get but the pandering isnt going to stop in reaction channels. Its sad. But we seeing the truth.
yo. they were legit taking their watches and shit. and they threw money back on their way out.,, wut?
he said I need new haters the old ones starting to like me now I been moderating for Evolve for years he say that all the time
he wanted to play Robin Hood give $$$ to the minimum wage people maybe he was on the floor btw I ordered the Patreon again only under The Booth cause I changed it from Rich to the Booth. Please don't play This Trash music no more. We Avoiding the Rap God for Logic, Crypt, Hopson and Joyner
y'know he actually has some technical ability, but his flow is just straight wack. feels overly forced and copied from tech9 (i would say copied from dax, but dax always tries to rap like tech9, so it comes out the same sloppy/forced garbage) why cant none of these youtube rappers just be themselves
Why he do the soulja boy "you".... Michelle call Crypt he really needs your help :D
Definitely a SNL scene
He threw it because he felt gangster making the video and throwing the money was an “extra thug flex”
He need some milk😂
I may be stretching here, but he described this video as a "Story" .... huh .... sounds familiar. Add Crypt alongside Tom MacD as to complete wastes of not talent who lift their ideas, lyrics, etc. from other more talented artists (..... NF!!!). Jeezus
Is NF that talented though?
@@TheMCNemesisOnAmazonMusic Depends on who your'e comparing him to .... Tom? HELL YEAH .... Crypt? ... not applicable. Em? Close.
@@thereseball NF close to Em? Idk about all that. Hes definitely leagues above Tom tho
Immortal technique -obnoxious
Stop! He's already dead 😭
You should react to silk sonic smokin out the window as some ear bleach
And WTF was with the out-of-tune piano at the end???
The end was so ass lmaoo
Lmao he might get fired from McDonald's
Loool, i was so relieved I didn’t have to listen crypt rap yesterday… i hate this shit more than you do eugene, but im glad you didn’t do these commercials crypt rapt that was even worst, the most terrible ish i ever heard 🤢🤮
Lmfaooooo i was hoping you’d react to this shit 😂
Was this a low budget remake of the 1st 10mins of Batman with Heath Ledger I could've made my own smoke bombs and did better I thought they were gonna set some smoke bombs to cover his escape. #BadLifeChoices
Petty mayonnaise 😂
2:23 ye I promise I don't like this and will never think about this guy again
Dude wants to be Em so bad. lol!
Not gonna lie to you. This might be his ONLY decent song (along with "The Sky Is Red" with Joey Nato). Still wouldn't recommend any other songs.
The sky is red is one of the worst songs I've ever heard
@@AndyWardinho Understandable. It's not great by any means but it's better than anything they made.
this shit is CHEEKS
Because that money was bugged?
Crypt is Corny af 😂
#Algoboost
Thank you, I can't stand that guy 👍💯
This song isn't bad, but the music video is and I love the pettiness 😭😭😭
The song is garbage.
@@insayno Ratio'd him
Got to cleanse my ears with some Kendrick after this 🤮🤮🤮