hawks needs to make up his mind, am I a failure that he woukdnt care about if I left him, or an amazing beautiful person who he loves BECAUSE THIS ISNT GOOD FOR MY MENTSL HEALTH
Get the stuff for rituals we’re gonna get Satan to make them real cmon people let’s get making anime boyfriends *literally summons Satan* (Aftermath of summoning Satan) Parents: disappointed Satan: scared and confused Me: happy Freinds: not surprised Hotel Trivago
Me: *Eating Vanilla Ice Cream* Yagami Yato: *Posts Hawks* Me: *Chokes* Edit: The first time my comment gets a lot of likes and it's so cursed. I just wanted to enjoy my ice cream at midnight! 👁👄👁👍
“I trust you” *i think I am speaking for the whole fandom when I say* *WE BELONG TO THE STREETS* *He really thought we weren’t going to cheat little does he know I’m cheating on shinsou with him* 😌
BRUH, I NOTICIED MY MOM TOOK MY LAPTOP, AND I DIDN'T DELETE MY HISTORY SO UHH, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU GUYS.💀💀 Edit: Got my phone like 2 weeks ago, noticed my notifications, I MISSED SO MANY POSTS 😭
꧁Crystalized꧂ no need to be stressed over it :) i’ve learned to love and embrace it! don’t stress too much just try to accept it as a part of you, more to love :)
*reads* "Runaway Listener" *my mind* "Run! Run! Run away! Run away baby! Before I put my spell on you!" Hon, I have already been simping on this bird Edit: 140 likes, wow, thank you 140 people (* ^ ω ^)
Take a shot every time he says kid
⬇️
I'd die...
Shot shot shot shot shot!
I think I’d be so hung over in the morning
I'd be wasted by now....
Drunk enough for dabi
This is how many times Kiego calls us kid
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⬇️
Dats alot
Damn..
Nah chief that's how many times he saids the word "fuck"
Kid.
250
in case you were curious... Hawks says the “f-word” 127 times. counted them myself
👁👄👁
this comment is underrated
*why are two keigo's listening to themselves-*
ma’am-
How many are there? 36, counted them myself 😌 36!!!!?!?!!?!!? 🤬🤬
*Hawks:* I’m not a saint or a sinnner...
*Me:* Oh honey, we’re all sinners here
WhErE's tHe h0Ly wAteR?
if you dont sin jesus died for nothing :)
Thats right
@Takami Keigo daddy eyeliner daddy kfc daddy 5,8 daddy pretty eyes daddy human bird how are you?
AHHAJSJHD THE NUMBER OF LIKESSSSS
"is this a joke to you?"
*we are married.*
That username tho-
offbrand kokichi 🤩
Takami Keigo 😳
"It is what it is-"
@@fernisforeverrr "IT IS WHAT IT ISSSSSSSS"
Hawks: * Does a very attractive breathing thing*
Me: "I-Stop breathing..."
Breathing is very sexy
Him: *dies*
Now me: Or your gonna make *me* stop breathing
@@qierarenay that's exactly what I was about to say
@@hahaufool8651 🤣🤣
HELLO FELLOW SINNERS...
HERES WHAT YOURE LOOKING FOR :>
31:23
MAKE IT MORE SPICY
31:42
Costs one like ;)
make it more spicy 33:30
weeb feet yASSS
Hey fellow sinner
Boba Girl hello :)
SHHHHHHH- keep your voice down. God might hear and he thinks I'm going to heaven
Hawks: "You're mine. Got it?"
Me: "I would literally let you run me over and then I would thank you, you beautiful unreal man."
Why cant he be real?😢
I know that not a single person in this world would ever say that to me 🥺
People: you’re stupid.
Me: bruh no Im not because I use my brain. U_U (for a different situation)
Eleventh Hour cause then he would have like 1.5k wives
I would let anyone run me over and if I survived tell them to reverse and try again
Hawks: "I'd rather know if my baby bird has eyes for someone else"
Me: *hides Bakuhoe in the corner*
"No I'm totally serious for you"
Totally 👀
Oop
You are bakuhoe
I'm hiding my icythot
Me:looks at my shoto body pillow
Also me:☺️ha ha
_Am i the only one who wants a “Hawks comfort audio” ?_
𝙾𝚖𝚐 𝚢𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚊𝚢!!! 🥺🥺🥺💕
PLEASE DO THIS MY QUEEN!!!
lil' nugget ٿ no ur not imma depressed villain 👉👈🥺
Last week a comfort corner was posted he's in it 👁👄👁dunno if y'all already got to it tho
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
keigo: dont u dare say any bad words to urself.
*looks in mirror*
INHALE
me: *s h i t*
*dIsTaNt BiRd ScReAcHeS*
me looks in mirror:*points at self* that right there is a lil bitch.......
Me:*looks in mirror*
Me again:*points at self in mirror*
Me A G A I N:that there is a th0t
That feeling when you get to be the person to change the likes on a comment from 199 to 200.😌👌
Also, NOICE😆👍
Tetsuro Kuroo holy shit Kuroo 👀 how's Kenma?
WTF KUROO
Him: “I wouldn’t even be mad.”
Me: “well In that case-“
Him: “I’d be furious.”
Me: 🤡 “I-“
Lol
U thought 😂😂
🤡 -
LAKJSDNDJJD
He really said SIKE
“Hey there Kid”
My little brother: 👁👄👁 are you talking to me ?
He thought I was FaceTiming with someone 😭
XD
Oof
Where are your headphones hooman
Amy Chan WEAR UR HEADPHONES SPARE UR BROTHER
he's still pure, protect him
Everyone: *expected a shinso birthday special*
Yagami yato: fools
Exactly lmao
Ik right
Honestly I thought She was gonna post a Shinso one but this is kinda better
This is what I thought
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE MSHWKQHAHAJAWIMAN
Yagami: **Misses Shinsou’s birthday**
Me: “Is this hating me?”
Edit: ngl I wasn’t expecting this much likes
Well yes, but actualy 𝙣𝙤.
Yes'nt
Yes, no, and maybe
I thought there was going to be perring tonight😭
Ikr like where is shinso’s bday video T^T
Hawks: the thing I want you to consider me the most
Me: DADDY
Hawks: your man
Me: same thing
Why is this a normal thought that I have?
Yes
No one:
Not Deku x hospital bed
Not even Todoroki’s: Baby~
*_Not_* even Amajiki’s stuttering
Sleepy chicken nugget:
No it's Deku x broken bones
What about Todoroki x kettle
Explosive Jay that’s toxic.... tha is a toxic relationship. That’s literally the same thing as Rei x Endeavor
A'jamaani King Im sorry that just came into me head
NEZUKO-CHAAAAAN!!!
*Me:* Time for dinner
*Yato:* *-posts Hawks-*
*Me:* On second thought maybe I’ll just skip to dessert
UwU
wdym this is a full buffet right here
this.
HeheHEHEHEHE WINK WINK 😉😉
this deserves more likes i-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is how many f bombs he dropped
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Edit:thank you guys so much for the likes🥺❤
Somethings wrong here
There should be more likes here cuz that sure as hell isnt the amount of times he said fuck
@@amberward1195 LMAO
What anime is this from
@@serenalige3134 my pfp or hawks?
Aka how many times we were turned on to the MAXXXXX *snorrttt*
I imagine his wings puffing up when he’s jelly
🌮✨lol✨🌮 i want tacos
I would find that so cute that I would want to give Hawks a head pat then not be able to because I’m so short
Awe kiego
That would be so Adorable🥺
That would be so cute ngl
Hawks: Yeah I picked you up
Me: so you think iM *sKiNnY*
Speed
Lol
lmfao
let me have my moment lET ME HAVE MY MOMENT ....thank you
Meghan Gallant 😌✌🏼🧚🏻✨
Hawks: “Why’d you leave me, kid?” 🥺
Me: “We were out of milk, Keigo. I went to the damn store.”
Hawks: “...I see.”
You got mints? I like eating them
@@chibi-cahnahitsjimmy-john1736 Nah But I Got Tampons
@@demonicrassberry6875 oh uh i have pads
XD-
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Him: *swears pretty much every 10 seconds*
My mom: Finally, a worthy opponent
×D 😆
😂😂😂😂
Mood. My mother swears like so fucking much. So do I but it's because of her
My mom: *Speaks in Fuck-ish*
oh noo...
Me the entire time: Keigo stop swearing- KEIGO STOP SWE- KEIGO ST- K E I G O
😭💀💀
Yup, I feel ya Xd
just let it happen
Keigo is just... Naww
WHY DOES THAT SEEM LIKE SOMETHING I’D DO
Hawks: I must be seeing things
Me: *looks in corner*
Sleep paralysis demon: hi
Me: oh that's just dave
Mines named Zero but hi Dave!
i dont have one, sadly. 😔
@@cresent813 i feel your pain i wish i had a friend that would stay with me all night 😔
mines named Ryu
my demons name is ushijima
cuz the demon is his SIZE
"Jealous hawks x Runaway listener"
Bruno mars: *"It's showtime-"*
lol
WELL LOOKY HERE LOOKY HERE AH WHAT DO YOU HAVE- I’M SORRY OKIE!
@@cruddoodle8967 ANOTHER PRETTY THING READY FOR ME TO GRAB
ANOTHER PRETTY THING READY FOR ME TO GRAB
rubytapioca 15
I LOVE YOU SO, THATS WHAT YOULL SAY!
18:07 he called us love, then friend, then baby, then kid, all in the span of ten seconds
U do be here tho
Sir-
@@dabiswife6951 HEY NO IM DABI'S WIFE-
I WAS DABI'S WIFE BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHO HE WAS-
@@purplevenom2019 i was his wife before any of his family existed ;')
@@purplevenom2019 actually no i was his wife before we all even existed :")
*Hawks:* Deep DEEP F*cking down
*Me:* oh my... WHERE’S THAT HOLY WATER *-nose bleeding profusely-*
Bish my legs were open and as soon as I heard the weird stuff I closed my legs so fast I didn’t even feel it...why he going so fast though
instead holy water, I think you need a tissue...
when he says that?
666 likes😳
*Me closes eyes for a second*
Hawks: *groans*
Me: hisoka?!
OOoOooOoOoooOhhHHhHhHhHhHhHHhHh KiIiIiIiiIiIiIiiIIIIiIidDddDDDDddD~~~~~
Me: *a Hisoka cosplayer* GOOOoooooOoooooooOooooooOoooOoooN
StOp I cAn hEAr iT 😂
Jdgefehidfgiforhdvjfofhdveeuofkdgdgdj nOOOOOO-
Mitsuri Kanroji you cheating on Obanai???
Hawks: Hey there kid
Me: *Hey there Daddy*
Also me: *I'm a holy child of Jesus and I go to church*
My mind: Clearly ain't helping yo kinky ass
Same TvT
LMAOOOOO
W H E E Z E
I cackled-
Right brain vs left brain
Hello people ,
Ah yes I see you’re here for the special
Here you go but it will cost a like
Spice: 31:25 Ghost pepper spice: 33:18
"Don't you dare say any bad words to yourself"
*walks up to my mirror*
*iNhALeS*
*f O o k*
say fork out loud but remove the r
@@dearchilde fok
@Sydney Kesterke this entire comment thread has made my day oml I’m w h e e z I n g
GON-
@@dearchilde FOK!
If you disliked this vid..
Here’s the door ➡️ 🚪
Out.
Now.
Edit: woah- likes..
But Shinsou has to leave then-
Yes
@Takami Keigo 👀 care to explain what you're doing here??
Takami Keigo what are YOU doing here💀
Reading the comments on this post my brain went (step bro)
Me: not even two minutes in
Also me: hears clapping
WeLl sHiT
Edit: oml I did not expect so many likes! Ty :>
💀
ME to it better be his Shoes
*hears clapping one minute in*
Me- I'm in DaNgEr
Yeah uhh-
h a i. t h e r e. s i s t e r r r r r
Ngl I thought I accidentally fast forwarded when I heard the clapping and I got so scared😭😭
11 dislikes are Shinsou’s accounts because he wanted a birthday gift from Yagami Yato
*Me casually eating*
Hawks : F***
Me : *EXCUSE ME BUT MY CHICKEN WINGS DOES NOT APPROVE-*
-he is the chicken wing-
LOL
@@smoosh4939 LMAOOOOOOO
*cough cough* rEallY iN frOnT oF mY SAlaD
Ikr ;3; There are 125 or somtin f words
Me seeing that there are 7 comments: Oh can I see-
UA-cam: no
Me: but
UA-cam: 𝙣 𝙤
i’m a anime lover same
T^T same.
Someone gave youtube the paint AGAIN
Teehee we have the same profile picture 🤪😌✌🏽
Jalinzia Taylor :0
“You were supposed to be my sidekick, I guess you’re a failure at it”
*Ah, does wonders for the good old self confidence*
hawks needs to make up his mind, am I a failure that he woukdnt care about if I left him, or an amazing beautiful person who he loves
BECAUSE THIS ISNT GOOD FOR MY MENTSL HEALTH
Uh.. Golden freddy? Why are you even here i-
Golden Freddy? What the Hell
@@zxalexisss because I can be
@@no.6055 yes, that is me, anymore questions?
Yagami = posts
Holy water = needed
Blushing = yes
A jealous hawks = in danger
Hotel = trivago
Imma have to counter that holy water with SINNERS LAVA🤣🤣
Hawks: "if you wanna leave me, fine"
Me: WHO SAID DAT
Mommy pig
who seh dat...? who said dat.. *collective* who said that
I teared up ngl
when people I care about talk badly about themselves I feel like crying lmaooooooothatsnotfunnyooooo
Who seh dah?
Hawks: "Never leave my side"
Me: "Of course I'm not gonna leave your side, that wouldn't be very plus Ultra of me."
Hawks: "Lemme devour you"
Listener: *hops on diNnaH platE*
So so true
YESSS BAHAAH
LOL
"i've been feelin it today"
h o r n e e?
"i want more of you"
h o r n e e😌
(edit): "dont ask why im here, it kinda just happened"
-my gf 2020
Y E S
BAHAHAHA
lmfaooooooooio
mhm
just a bit of *h o r n e e*
Hawks: ‘freaking out coz he can’t find listener’
Hawks: ‘finds us’ who’s your friend-
Me: DUDE I HAVE FRIENDS?!
Lol
Lol same tho
xX_M1n1_ 1c3_Xx same but like "Can I meet them?" Is what I said after reading the comment....
Thats what i said!
Gianna Douglas omg do great minds think alike or what?
Hawks: *panicking* where are they!?
Me: doing tiktok dances at 1 am
Edit: 500 likes O-O I'm not even funny
renegade intensifies 💀
mood
💀 me at 1am: mom wake up buy me Taco Bell 👁👄👁
Me puking and getting random nosebleeds: dead
xD that's golden
“Never leave my side”
Me: but like we gotta be 6 feet apart tho...
6 atoms apart?
six feet the size of atoms
6 molecules apart??? I think that is all the distance we need
"Hey kid, what brings you here to my nest"
Sir the legend herself yagami yato did 😎
And I'm glad she did 😎
Kuroomii1 you can see it 👁👄👁
Same here
Our queen summoned me
:3
Sans...Kid...It's all adding up
Hawks: “do you have eyes for someone else”
Me: **pushes away todoroki, todoroki, Aizawa, Hanako-San, oikawa, and 50 others**
Also me: no 😀
😳
🤣🤣😂
Let's not talk about it username
Welp.
@@tetsurokuroo8365 kuroo what are you doing here?!?!?!
YESSSSS WE NEEED MORE ANGSTY HAWKS STUFF I LOVE HIM BEING PROTECTIVE AND “Toxic” GODDESS PLEASE GIVE US MORE
I agree with this. Also, Hi Denki
Tobio Kageyama don’t question me
Cassie Harris hey
K-Kageyama!?
denki.....do you want more affection?
Hawks: *”Hai kid”*
Me: *”Hai Adult”*
*Conversation 2000*
Legend 100%
I thought it said hail not hai
Bahahaha 🤣👏👏
😂😂😂
Speech 100
Hawks: “Are you serious about me or not?”
Me and the old lady I’m trying to help cross the street: 😯
THATS WHAT I SAID 😂😂😂
Loollll thats funny
Ah yes, old lady getting the trousers dropped!
My therapist: none of them can hurt you there not real
My 20 anime boyfriend outside the door: am I a joke to you?
I-
True
It's the username 4 me
I think I just died at this comment.
They hurt me more because they aren’t real i need all my 20 boyfriends 😔😩
Get the stuff for rituals we’re gonna get Satan to make them real cmon people let’s get making anime boyfriends *literally summons Satan*
(Aftermath of summoning Satan)
Parents: disappointed
Satan: scared and confused
Me: happy
Freinds: not surprised
Hotel Trivago
Plot twist: hes actually talking to a dabi body pillow
Edit: You guys im not tendou, my name is just a joke-
Directions
Well damn 😂
Oh dang 😂
Tendou I think your in the wrong anime 😂
Another plot twist: *He is speaking to the legendary Chicken Strip he owns for some reason.*
....
*Okay but like, that's hot-*
Of course you would say that dAbI
@@josephjoestareditz3451 nO
The More you know OwO. anyway now you know why there's dabihawks
Ofc Dabi
@@jamesthevenom4381 👉👈
“Never leave me side”
Me (eating chicken): Quarantine tho...
Shoto_Todoroki :0 what are you doing here
Screw quarantine.
At least have a mask Hawks TvT- we still in corona time my friend.
Yea
@@hajimehinata3201 I'm surprised you care, bakugou.
Hawks: When I look into your eyes I see my future.
Me: So your future is a disappointment.
me too❤
Hahaha- true we are
same😌✌🏻
Me: so your future is ugly af then?
@@leebailey999 can we talk about ur profile pic?
Me: *Eating Vanilla Ice Cream*
Yagami Yato: *Posts Hawks*
Me: *Chokes*
Edit: The first time my comment gets a lot of likes and it's so cursed. I just wanted to enjoy my ice cream at midnight! 👁👄👁👍
Me: thinks of boku no pico
@@jasper9969 oh lord-
@Sero Hanta tell me how I read this and heard the music 🤦♀️😂
@@just_a_traveler4045 it's a sign. . .
Sero Hanta Oh god please no-
no one:
hawks: and next time you wanna call me a TURD be sure to put BAS before it
My WaY mY wAy Or ThE hIgH wAy
I fukin wheezed omg😂
Oh hi Mina weird to see u here
*face palms* mina w-why why are you here
{Dabi} why are *you* here
Yes Mina
Hawks not trusting me hurt more that 707 saying he doesn’t care about my feelings
Both hurt 😔 one more than the other but both hurt 😢
Don’t remind meeeeee🥺🥺
It hurt as much as when Yoosung gave up on me mid route because I’m not Rika😔😔😔
Karma Akabane ohhhh that hurttt
I fELT tHiS tOo MuCH
THE WHISPERS
Me ears:✨blessed✨
My heart:✨fast✨
My face: ✨red✨
My body:✨shaking✨
My mom:✨confused✨
God:✨disappointed✨
Same boo
hotel: travago
Hotel ✨ Trivago ✨
hotel: ✨trivago✨
Hotel:TRIVAGO
I love the development from "you can't make me jealous " to this
*YES*
“I trust you”
*i think I am speaking for the whole fandom when I say*
*WE BELONG TO THE STREETS*
*He really thought we weren’t going to cheat little does he know I’m cheating on shinsou with him* 😌
TO THE STREEEEEETTTSSSS
TO THE SKREEEEETSSSSS
*TO THE STREETS*
Then you realised
ItS dEnKi SaYiNg ThIs
TO THE FUCCING STREEEEEEEETS
Hawks: we've already gotten a thousand miles away from Japan
Me: hAvE yOu gOt pLaNs ToNiGhT? i'M a CoUpLe HuNdReD mILEs FrOm JaPaN-
Owo uwu why am I laughing
Roses are red violets are blue I’m deleting my history and so are you
jokes on you my watch history’s paused
Lzzy Kirkland869 Same lmao
Jokes on you I forget to delete my rule 34 screenshots sometimes
(Rule 34 is "if it exists, there's porn of it." If you didn't know)
Damn I almost forgot 😂
Hahahahaaa, no. 😂
Comments: "Quick think of something funny!"
Me: "H A H A I E A R L Y"
Every time is look at Hawks, I just have a strange urge to feel his feathers. Anyone else get that feeling?
I want. To pet this man. SO BADLY! I wanna fluff is hair and wings-
I get the exact same feeling 😂 they just look so soft and I wanna touch out of curiosity- (tho I do the same with a lot of fluffy-looking things lmao)
*All. The. Time.*
fried chicken! I ship fried chicken!
@@jcodae4455 Me too bud.
“What brings u here to my nest?”
I beg ur pardon it’s *o u r* nest
Edit: AHHHHH Thanks for likes 🥺❤️
**Communism intensifies**
《A Disappointment》 lmaoooo
127...
He said the F word...
127 FrIGeN TiMeS
:3
How much time do you have on your hands
Jesus
LMAOOO
me: doing the dishes
hawks in my ear: i love you kid.
My heart: heart attack
"Why do I chase after you so much?"
Me: I think you got it wrong. I'm the one who is chasing after you :D
I made it 60 try me! Uwu
Ella Henderson I made it 100
WELL WELL WELL FLATTYKAWA-
hey 🚪, hows it going?
The listener in this vid: *iM nOt LiKe oThEr GiRLs-*
"I'm not even a girl. I'm a baby bird."
Zedieez from istankeihawks101 yes, i think they were joking.
"Cuz im botH"
iM nOt evEn a GiRl
Hawks: SMACK
Me: jUmPS
My mom: You okay?
Me: iM fInE
yeah...totally FINE and *TOTALLY* not listening to someone smack my *butt* and I *TOTALLY* didnt had any bruise that shaped liked a hand at my *BUTT-*
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! I do the same with Aizawa....and Shinsou.....pretty much anyone who would does that TwT
Imagine Hawks being a hard dom
Oh wait he is in this video
Baaa
* 𝚐𝚘𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 **
@@dogteeth5091 I-
Oh hecc-
OOC, hes a crackhead dom
Im not liking where this is going after he said “Toxic Relationship” iM SCARED-
Thank God I I thought I was the only one....
I don’t like where this is going...
Nonono!
Stop!
(Iykyk)
I started cry cuz I was afraid I did something wrong 🥺
Yagami: *posts*
*Its supper affective*
My sleep paralysis demon: *surprised Pikachu face*
@demon: *don't i'll send you a link*
BRUH, I NOTICIED MY MOM TOOK MY LAPTOP, AND I DIDN'T DELETE MY HISTORY SO UHH, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU GUYS.💀💀
Edit: Got my phone like 2 weeks ago, noticed my notifications, I MISSED SO MANY POSTS 😭
NONONONO-
@@mentallychallengedhotdog8259 I love your name
JNEJEJEYHEYE HOW DID IT GO???
Hey, you still alive?
F in the chat 😔✊🏽
Me: 'packing up to go to a friends house'
Yato: 'post'
Me: my friend can wait
My friend: 👁👄👁
you have friends?
how do you get freinds :|
DatWeebGirl act normal i guess
Honey Bubble but.... how?
DatWeebGirl I go to tictok and make friends in the comments same with youtube
“What brings you to my nest”
Me: the notification
I mean your not wrong! 🤣😏
XD
Me: *is sick and literally throwing up my guts*
Cece: I present _this_ to you
Me: *is cured* :D
That’s how I feel right now 🤣😂😝
Hope you get better!
me: *being relatively attracted to hawks but not head over heels for him* yagami: hold my mf drink- me: oH shIt
bruh mood, I was like oh bird man cool guy nice wings. then I watched yagami videos and now im like 👀😳😳
ttimentes ; LMAOO RIGHT
I was like “Cool, he seems like a strong character, kinda hot, wouldn’t simp though” then one night I found Yagami Yatos Hawks audios and here we are-
That's is the most truthful comment I've read so far
I had a simular fate
“Jealous” should be turned into “Protective bird who needs a hug” 🥺🥺🥺
🥺
Lemme correct. Protective bIrB who needs a hug.
I'm not funny I'll leave
“jealous hawks”
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just wanted to say i love the “inner” monologue at the beginning.
the one more thing i need is a comforting hawks x depressed listener😩 👉👈
because that would just be the most AMAZING thing
That’s a great idea!
Me: *trying to find hawks audio*
Yato: *posts*
Me: *demonic screeches*
"Why do I keep chasing after you?"
Me: well, it's just a game of everlasting tag-
Let's go
Where do I sign up?
The many times hawks has called us kid..
*yea I know you’re there underage person-*
WHY ARE YOU HERE GET BACK TO WORK
RUN ITS THE FUZZ
I'm almost legal leave me alone-
I see my FBI agent is listening to my very sinful UA-cam history-
Shhh 🤫🤫🤫🤫
Hawks: *being 22* When it comes to you kid im a different person
Me: *being 15*
7 years is not a big gap
I’m 22 so I’m good
Bruh my parents are 7 years apart and they are legally allowed to be like this so you are good 🤣✨👍
Me in 13 👁👄👁
Tristan A. Foust 💀💀
Yeah he’s only ten years older than me it’s okay....
*sees Hawks video*
my ovaries: *NO NOT AGAIN*
me: *okay fi- no we're watching it anyways*
my ovaries: 💀
@@YOONGISMORGUE I um what
True...
NSGSGEYGJBKKKFUJ
Jungkook's Back 👁👄👁
Him: smack and say about my cute legs.
Me: Having Thicc thighs 👁👄👁
@@crystalduran5755 relatable low-key tryna workout and be more sportt
꧁Crystalized꧂ no need to be stressed over it :) i’ve learned to love and embrace it! don’t stress too much just try to accept it as a part of you, more to love :)
Thicc legs are cute and really comfortable
@@PatriciaGonzalez-we5cg but its a pain when you start getting chub rub ;-;
I’m thick but a skinny thick u know
“Jealous Hawks”
Kageyama:
Me:I’m..Ima just go ok-
Shoyo Hinata ...Shoyo...
@Tadashi Yamaguchi ....Yamaguchi-
Shoyo Hinata ........
@Tadashi Yamaguchi ...we agree not to tell the team-
Shoyo Hinata ok
“i’ll leave you breathless” sir- you have accomplished that already-
Me: Can I see the video?
UA-cam: Nah
Me: but-
UA-cam: *DID I STUTTER*
Man that sucks
That sucks and all but the FBI agent is watching yagami yato
Hawks: I wouldn't even be mad
me: uwu
Hawks: i'd be furious
me: 👁👄👁
Hello madam welcome to yagami yato restaurant
Today’s special is 31:10
Be careful it’s spicy 😉
Chili with ghost pepper sauce👻
denki why are you here-
Satan oh hi step father
Xalia Tashi I’m selling drugs
{Dabi} hello there
Nobody:
Hawks every 2 seconds: *hornee*
Your user name scares me
@@mochabxrry3091 thanks 😺
@@zephyroflife7400 did you eat the F-ing remote
I was rolling on the floor when I saw your name
@@Torkel_ yeah..
no mom i didnt eat the remote i swear ... pssstt, if you ate the remote you can tell me, it’ll stay between us...
Roses Are Red
My Name Is Not Dave
This Makes No Sense
Microwave
👏
Best poet ever 😌👏
I swear I saw this comment not even an hour ago 👀
Yolanda McKnight wait I think I did too 👀
Ima sit at home and yell at the moon : GET OUT OF THE SKY
*reads*
"Runaway Listener"
*my mind*
"Run! Run! Run away! Run away baby! Before I put my spell on you!"
Hon, I have already been simping on this bird
Edit: 140 likes, wow, thank you 140 people (* ^ ω ^)
You better get, get, get away, get away darling cause everything you heard is true-
@@elizathesimp Your poor little heart~, will end up alone. 'Cause, lord knows I'm a rolling stone.
@@moth-ra So you better run run runaway, runaway baby
Him: "are you serious about me ?"
Me , who started listening to Yagami's audios bc of him: ... I dOn'T kNoW , wHaT dO yOu ThInK?
Hawks: so who's your friend
Me: (hiding dabi) whattttt I don't know who your talking about....heh...
Hawks:
Me:
Dabi: yo.
Lmao,my reaction was "wait,I have friends😂😭" omg
@@artistnova2800 LMAOOOOO