"Never Leave My Side.." A Jealous Hawks x Runaway Listener P7 ASMR Spicy Ver

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  • @confusedcafe406
    @confusedcafe406 4 роки тому +9853

    Take a shot every time he says kid
    ⬇️

  • @nicolelomeli9863
    @nicolelomeli9863 4 роки тому +7911

    This is how many times Kiego calls us kid
    ⬇️
    ⬇️

  • @machomango9454
    @machomango9454 4 роки тому +7746

    in case you were curious... Hawks says the “f-word” 127 times. counted them myself

  • @reganwhite6955
    @reganwhite6955 4 роки тому +2791

    *Hawks:* I’m not a saint or a sinnner...
    *Me:* Oh honey, we’re all sinners here

  • @sno7212
    @sno7212 4 роки тому +2550

    "is this a joke to you?"
    *we are married.*

  • @ezzygamez500
    @ezzygamez500 4 роки тому +1777

    Hawks: * Does a very attractive breathing thing*
    Me: "I-Stop breathing..."

  • @alondra8723
    @alondra8723 4 роки тому +7101

    HELLO FELLOW SINNERS...
    HERES WHAT YOURE LOOKING FOR :>
    31:23
    MAKE IT MORE SPICY
    31:42
    Costs one like ;)

    • @user-rn3yc9bj7v
      @user-rn3yc9bj7v 4 роки тому +215

      make it more spicy 33:30

    • @alondra8723
      @alondra8723 4 роки тому +58

      weeb feet yASSS

    • @mackenziewood8560
      @mackenziewood8560 4 роки тому +43

      Hey fellow sinner

    • @alondra8723
      @alondra8723 4 роки тому +21

      Boba Girl hello :)

    • @yamshmander
      @yamshmander 4 роки тому +87

      SHHHHHHH- keep your voice down. God might hear and he thinks I'm going to heaven

  • @sunflowers_texting_stories9518
    @sunflowers_texting_stories9518 4 роки тому +4942

    Hawks: "You're mine. Got it?"
    Me: "I would literally let you run me over and then I would thank you, you beautiful unreal man."

    • @eleventhhour7877
      @eleventhhour7877 4 роки тому +56

      Why cant he be real?😢

    • @ES-fg3ro
      @ES-fg3ro 4 роки тому +35

      I know that not a single person in this world would ever say that to me 🥺

    • @RandomPerson-te7wd
      @RandomPerson-te7wd 4 роки тому +24

      People: you’re stupid.
      Me: bruh no Im not because I use my brain. U_U (for a different situation)

    • @Enmuenjoyerr
      @Enmuenjoyerr 4 роки тому +21

      Eleventh Hour cause then he would have like 1.5k wives

    • @bisexual_disaster5223
      @bisexual_disaster5223 4 роки тому +14

      I would let anyone run me over and if I survived tell them to reverse and try again

  • @snaznnie
    @snaznnie 4 роки тому +3401

    Hawks: "I'd rather know if my baby bird has eyes for someone else"
    Me: *hides Bakuhoe in the corner*
    "No I'm totally serious for you"

  • @vstartis
    @vstartis 4 роки тому +2310

    _Am i the only one who wants a “Hawks comfort audio” ?_

    • @dogteeth5091
      @dogteeth5091 4 роки тому +96

      𝙾𝚖𝚐 𝚢𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚊𝚢!!! 🥺🥺🥺💕

    • @hqnerd6188
      @hqnerd6188 4 роки тому +39

      PLEASE DO THIS MY QUEEN!!!

    • @lxtxs_0
      @lxtxs_0 4 роки тому +16

      lil' nugget ٿ no ur not imma depressed villain 👉👈🥺

    • @spencer8890
      @spencer8890 4 роки тому +3

      Last week a comfort corner was posted he's in it 👁👄👁dunno if y'all already got to it tho

    • @jigsaw3325
      @jigsaw3325 4 роки тому +2

      yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

  • @korpseexe6527
    @korpseexe6527 4 роки тому +4240

    keigo: dont u dare say any bad words to urself.
    *looks in mirror*
    INHALE
    me: *s h i t*
    *dIsTaNt BiRd ScReAcHeS*

    • @shadowanimations215
      @shadowanimations215 4 роки тому +195

      me looks in mirror:*points at self* that right there is a lil bitch.......

    • @zephyroflife7400
      @zephyroflife7400 4 роки тому +117

      Me:*looks in mirror*
      Me again:*points at self in mirror*
      Me A G A I N:that there is a th0t

    • @garbageracoon8635
      @garbageracoon8635 4 роки тому +41

      That feeling when you get to be the person to change the likes on a comment from 199 to 200.😌👌
      Also, NOICE😆👍

    • @findingnemo8330
      @findingnemo8330 4 роки тому +18

      Tetsuro Kuroo holy shit Kuroo 👀 how's Kenma?

    • @-ray-1781
      @-ray-1781 4 роки тому +12

      WTF KUROO

  • @celestialfairyy9949
    @celestialfairyy9949 4 роки тому +2884

    Him: “I wouldn’t even be mad.”
    Me: “well In that case-“
    Him: “I’d be furious.”
    Me: 🤡 “I-“

  • @dinaas7351
    @dinaas7351 4 роки тому +3678

    “Hey there Kid”
    My little brother: 👁👄👁 are you talking to me ?
    He thought I was FaceTiming with someone 😭

  • @melonchaa07
    @melonchaa07 4 роки тому +2820

    Everyone: *expected a shinso birthday special*
    Yagami yato: fools

    • @alimuzz.
      @alimuzz. 4 роки тому +38

      Exactly lmao

    • @inkyblue9005
      @inkyblue9005 4 роки тому +17

      Ik right

    • @eijirokirishima6730
      @eijirokirishima6730 4 роки тому +49

      Honestly I thought She was gonna post a Shinso one but this is kinda better

    • @mackenziewood8560
      @mackenziewood8560 4 роки тому +7

      This is what I thought

    • @mariel6037
      @mariel6037 4 роки тому +5

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE MSHWKQHAHAJAWIMAN

  • @juneofbug8648
    @juneofbug8648 4 роки тому +2529

    Yagami: **Misses Shinsou’s birthday**
    Me: “Is this hating me?”
    Edit: ngl I wasn’t expecting this much likes

  • @bizzzybea
    @bizzzybea 4 роки тому +949

    Hawks: the thing I want you to consider me the most
    Me: DADDY
    Hawks: your man
    Me: same thing

  • @yin4266
    @yin4266 4 роки тому +1445

    No one:
    Not Deku x hospital bed
    Not even Todoroki’s: Baby~
    *_Not_* even Amajiki’s stuttering
    Sleepy chicken nugget:

    • @rosy_arts._.1770
      @rosy_arts._.1770 4 роки тому +17

      No it's Deku x broken bones

    • @explosivejay3522
      @explosivejay3522 4 роки тому +17

      What about Todoroki x kettle

    • @maani_aani06
      @maani_aani06 4 роки тому +13

      Explosive Jay that’s toxic.... tha is a toxic relationship. That’s literally the same thing as Rei x Endeavor

    • @explosivejay3522
      @explosivejay3522 4 роки тому +3

      A'jamaani King Im sorry that just came into me head

    • @harleyaspen3673
      @harleyaspen3673 4 роки тому +1

      NEZUKO-CHAAAAAN!!!

  • @reganwhite6955
    @reganwhite6955 4 роки тому +1287

    *Me:* Time for dinner
    *Yato:* *-posts Hawks-*
    *Me:* On second thought maybe I’ll just skip to dessert

  • @mylilypony9449
    @mylilypony9449 4 роки тому +3712

    This is how many f bombs he dropped
    ⬇️⬇️⬇️
    Edit:thank you guys so much for the likes🥺❤

    • @amberward1195
      @amberward1195 4 роки тому +24

      Somethings wrong here
      There should be more likes here cuz that sure as hell isnt the amount of times he said fuck

    • @mylilypony9449
      @mylilypony9449 4 роки тому +4

      @@amberward1195 LMAO

    • @serenalige3134
      @serenalige3134 4 роки тому +2

      What anime is this from

    • @mylilypony9449
      @mylilypony9449 4 роки тому +2

      @@serenalige3134 my pfp or hawks?

    • @serohantayessirrr9228
      @serohantayessirrr9228 4 роки тому +5

      Aka how many times we were turned on to the MAXXXXX *snorrttt*

  • @haileybearofficial455
    @haileybearofficial455 4 роки тому +1061

    I imagine his wings puffing up when he’s jelly

  • @samantha191
    @samantha191 4 роки тому +676

    Hawks: Yeah I picked you up
    Me: so you think iM *sKiNnY*

  • @lyrical_enby
    @lyrical_enby 4 роки тому +1442

    Hawks: “Why’d you leave me, kid?” 🥺
    Me: “We were out of milk, Keigo. I went to the damn store.”
    Hawks: “...I see.”

  • @yameerroo9693
    @yameerroo9693 4 роки тому +1731

    Him: *swears pretty much every 10 seconds*
    My mom: Finally, a worthy opponent

  • @sharkkface2713
    @sharkkface2713 4 роки тому +1472

    Me the entire time: Keigo stop swearing- KEIGO STOP SWE- KEIGO ST- K E I G O

  • @darkwolf1587
    @darkwolf1587 4 роки тому +1165

    Hawks: I must be seeing things
    Me: *looks in corner*
    Sleep paralysis demon: hi
    Me: oh that's just dave

    • @galaxyisaloaf4228
      @galaxyisaloaf4228 4 роки тому +19

      Mines named Zero but hi Dave!

    • @cresent813
      @cresent813 4 роки тому +8

      i dont have one, sadly. 😔

    • @dancingparrot7879
      @dancingparrot7879 4 роки тому +9

      @@cresent813 i feel your pain i wish i had a friend that would stay with me all night 😔

    • @Baiegcked
      @Baiegcked 4 роки тому +5

      mines named Ryu

    • @satoritendou715
      @satoritendou715 4 роки тому +11

      my demons name is ushijima
      cuz the demon is his SIZE

  • @fernisforeverrr
    @fernisforeverrr 4 роки тому +687

    "Jealous hawks x Runaway listener"
    Bruno mars: *"It's showtime-"*

    • @_sarah.honey-
      @_sarah.honey- 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @cruddoodle8967
      @cruddoodle8967 4 роки тому +16

      WELL LOOKY HERE LOOKY HERE AH WHAT DO YOU HAVE- I’M SORRY OKIE!

    • @Ruby-qd7it
      @Ruby-qd7it 4 роки тому +11

      @@cruddoodle8967 ANOTHER PRETTY THING READY FOR ME TO GRAB

    • @elizathesimp
      @elizathesimp 4 роки тому +10

      ANOTHER PRETTY THING READY FOR ME TO GRAB

    • @cruddoodle8967
      @cruddoodle8967 4 роки тому +12

      rubytapioca 15
      I LOVE YOU SO, THATS WHAT YOULL SAY!

  • @atticwife
    @atticwife 4 роки тому +494

    18:07 he called us love, then friend, then baby, then kid, all in the span of ten seconds

    • @devil-cc7tz
      @devil-cc7tz 4 роки тому +20

      U do be here tho

    • @dabiswife6951
      @dabiswife6951 4 роки тому +18

      Sir-

    • @purplevenom2019
      @purplevenom2019 4 роки тому +5

      @@dabiswife6951 HEY NO IM DABI'S WIFE-
      I WAS DABI'S WIFE BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHO HE WAS-

    • @dabiswife6951
      @dabiswife6951 4 роки тому +4

      @@purplevenom2019 i was his wife before any of his family existed ;')

    • @dabiswife6951
      @dabiswife6951 4 роки тому +3

      @@purplevenom2019 actually no i was his wife before we all even existed :")

  • @reganwhite6955
    @reganwhite6955 4 роки тому +688

    *Hawks:* Deep DEEP F*cking down
    *Me:* oh my... WHERE’S THAT HOLY WATER *-nose bleeding profusely-*

    • @gachaseveral8317
      @gachaseveral8317 4 роки тому +4

      Bish my legs were open and as soon as I heard the weird stuff I closed my legs so fast I didn’t even feel it...why he going so fast though

    • @angelj8737
      @angelj8737 4 роки тому +2

      instead holy water, I think you need a tissue...

    • @neh1rz
      @neh1rz 4 роки тому +2

      when he says that?

    • @poloschenvinshi195
      @poloschenvinshi195 4 роки тому +2

      666 likes😳

  • @travel0r36
    @travel0r36 4 роки тому +975

    *Me closes eyes for a second*
    Hawks: *groans*
    Me: hisoka?!

    • @romanabirb
      @romanabirb 4 роки тому +81

      OOoOooOoOoooOhhHHhHhHhHhHhHHhHh KiIiIiIiiIiIiIiiIIIIiIidDddDDDDddD~~~~~

    • @ineedalife6730
      @ineedalife6730 4 роки тому +62

      Me: *a Hisoka cosplayer* GOOOoooooOoooooooOooooooOoooOoooN

    • @hallucination2.05
      @hallucination2.05 4 роки тому +25

      StOp I cAn hEAr iT 😂

    • @serohantayessirrr9228
      @serohantayessirrr9228 4 роки тому +14

      Jdgefehidfgiforhdvjfofhdveeuofkdgdgdj nOOOOOO-

    • @thale13
      @thale13 4 роки тому +11

      Mitsuri Kanroji you cheating on Obanai???

  • @wacilla6473
    @wacilla6473 4 роки тому +567

    Hawks: Hey there kid
    Me: *Hey there Daddy*
    Also me: *I'm a holy child of Jesus and I go to church*
    My mind: Clearly ain't helping yo kinky ass

  • @catsonm3th
    @catsonm3th 4 роки тому +316

    Hello people ,
    Ah yes I see you’re here for the special
    Here you go but it will cost a like
    Spice: 31:25 Ghost pepper spice: 33:18

  • @smoosh4939
    @smoosh4939 4 роки тому +820

    "Don't you dare say any bad words to yourself"
    *walks up to my mirror*
    *iNhALeS*
    *f O o k*

    • @dearchilde
      @dearchilde 4 роки тому +12

      say fork out loud but remove the r

    • @analesath8689
      @analesath8689 4 роки тому +8

      @@dearchilde fok

    • @hecku195
      @hecku195 4 роки тому +7

      @Sydney Kesterke this entire comment thread has made my day oml I’m w h e e z I n g

    • @ventithebardxdxd
      @ventithebardxdxd 4 роки тому +6

      GON-

    • @smoosh4939
      @smoosh4939 4 роки тому +5

      @@dearchilde FOK!

  • @eviehossain9034
    @eviehossain9034 4 роки тому +3684

    If you disliked this vid..
    Here’s the door ➡️ 🚪
    Out.
    Now.
    Edit: woah- likes..

  • @leahpaigy8787
    @leahpaigy8787 4 роки тому +1365

    Me: not even two minutes in
    Also me: hears clapping
    WeLl sHiT
    Edit: oml I did not expect so many likes! Ty :>

    • @aexao
      @aexao 4 роки тому +22

      💀

    • @ItzChlo648
      @ItzChlo648 4 роки тому +19

      ME to it better be his Shoes

    • @natalie71603
      @natalie71603 4 роки тому +27

      *hears clapping one minute in*
      Me- I'm in DaNgEr

    • @kyokajirou8656
      @kyokajirou8656 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah uhh-
      h a i. t h e r e. s i s t e r r r r r

    • @akashagreaves4271
      @akashagreaves4271 4 роки тому +6

      Ngl I thought I accidentally fast forwarded when I heard the clapping and I got so scared😭😭

  • @cruddoodle8967
    @cruddoodle8967 4 роки тому +452

    11 dislikes are Shinsou’s accounts because he wanted a birthday gift from Yagami Yato

  • @yuiichani2373
    @yuiichani2373 4 роки тому +1073

    *Me casually eating*
    Hawks : F***
    Me : *EXCUSE ME BUT MY CHICKEN WINGS DOES NOT APPROVE-*

  • @ryns_running_for_president280
    @ryns_running_for_president280 4 роки тому +1415

    Me seeing that there are 7 comments: Oh can I see-
    UA-cam: no
    Me: but
    UA-cam: 𝙣 𝙤

  • @TheBigCat420
    @TheBigCat420 4 роки тому +406

    “You were supposed to be my sidekick, I guess you’re a failure at it”
    *Ah, does wonders for the good old self confidence*

    • @georgina4141
      @georgina4141 4 роки тому +23

      hawks needs to make up his mind, am I a failure that he woukdnt care about if I left him, or an amazing beautiful person who he loves
      BECAUSE THIS ISNT GOOD FOR MY MENTSL HEALTH

    • @zxalexisss
      @zxalexisss 4 роки тому +5

      Uh.. Golden freddy? Why are you even here i-

    • @no.6055
      @no.6055 4 роки тому +3

      Golden Freddy? What the Hell

    • @TheBigCat420
      @TheBigCat420 4 роки тому +1

      @@zxalexisss because I can be

    • @TheBigCat420
      @TheBigCat420 4 роки тому +2

      @@no.6055 yes, that is me, anymore questions?

  • @kaorinatsuki194
    @kaorinatsuki194 4 роки тому +350

    Yagami = posts
    Holy water = needed
    Blushing = yes
    A jealous hawks = in danger
    Hotel = trivago

    • @whysodyssey
      @whysodyssey 4 роки тому +3

      Imma have to counter that holy water with SINNERS LAVA🤣🤣

  • @ragingsagittarius3867
    @ragingsagittarius3867 4 роки тому +700

    Hawks: "if you wanna leave me, fine"
    Me: WHO SAID DAT

    • @chibi-cahnahitsjimmy-john1736
      @chibi-cahnahitsjimmy-john1736 4 роки тому +6

      Mommy pig

    • @koawhitehill
      @koawhitehill 4 роки тому +8

      who seh dat...? who said dat.. *collective* who said that

    • @dearchilde
      @dearchilde 4 роки тому +1

      I teared up ngl

    • @dearchilde
      @dearchilde 4 роки тому +1

      when people I care about talk badly about themselves I feel like crying lmaooooooothatsnotfunnyooooo

    • @kenmap3978
      @kenmap3978 4 роки тому

      Who seh dah?

  • @birbking2428
    @birbking2428 4 роки тому +303

    Hawks: "Never leave my side"
    Me: "Of course I'm not gonna leave your side, that wouldn't be very plus Ultra of me."

  • @blueloops7938
    @blueloops7938 4 роки тому +410

    Hawks: "Lemme devour you"
    Listener: *hops on diNnaH platE*

  • @kenny-benny8602
    @kenny-benny8602 4 роки тому +737

    "i've been feelin it today"
    h o r n e e?
    "i want more of you"
    h o r n e e😌
    (edit): "dont ask why im here, it kinda just happened"
    -my gf 2020

  • @xX_Mn_c_Xx
    @xX_Mn_c_Xx 4 роки тому +1114

    Hawks: ‘freaking out coz he can’t find listener’
    Hawks: ‘finds us’ who’s your friend-
    Me: DUDE I HAVE FRIENDS?!

    • @ahlyanataylor8029
      @ahlyanataylor8029 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @angelsloan3844
      @angelsloan3844 4 роки тому +8

      Lol same tho

    • @Kai_Jhae5455
      @Kai_Jhae5455 4 роки тому +13

      xX_M1n1_ 1c3_Xx same but like "Can I meet them?" Is what I said after reading the comment....

    • @Gia-vi2dp
      @Gia-vi2dp 4 роки тому +5

      Thats what i said!

    • @Kai_Jhae5455
      @Kai_Jhae5455 4 роки тому +4

      Gianna Douglas omg do great minds think alike or what?

  • @sxnd1456
    @sxnd1456 4 роки тому +1568

    Hawks: *panicking* where are they!?
    Me: doing tiktok dances at 1 am
    Edit: 500 likes O-O I'm not even funny

    • @georgina4141
      @georgina4141 4 роки тому +29

      renegade intensifies 💀

    • @pinkboss5596
      @pinkboss5596 4 роки тому +3

      mood

    • @alyxrohrman5357
      @alyxrohrman5357 4 роки тому +11

      💀 me at 1am: mom wake up buy me Taco Bell 👁👄👁

    • @icarus9065
      @icarus9065 4 роки тому +1

      Me puking and getting random nosebleeds: dead

    • @SeaBunni0
      @SeaBunni0 4 роки тому +4

      xD that's golden

  • @brryfc
    @brryfc 4 роки тому +460

    “Never leave my side”
    Me: but like we gotta be 6 feet apart tho...

    • @honeycomb7432
      @honeycomb7432 4 роки тому +9

      6 atoms apart?

    • @asahi-3423
      @asahi-3423 4 роки тому +8

      six feet the size of atoms

    • @NyxKitt955
      @NyxKitt955 4 роки тому +3

      6 molecules apart??? I think that is all the distance we need

  • @yoyo-mj3hz
    @yoyo-mj3hz 4 роки тому +2235

    "Hey kid, what brings you here to my nest"
    Sir the legend herself yagami yato did 😎
    And I'm glad she did 😎

  • @alyxrohrman5357
    @alyxrohrman5357 4 роки тому +912

    Hawks: “do you have eyes for someone else”
    Me: **pushes away todoroki, todoroki, Aizawa, Hanako-San, oikawa, and 50 others**
    Also me: no 😀

  • @Alexander-mq6xq
    @Alexander-mq6xq 4 роки тому +340

    YESSSSS WE NEEED MORE ANGSTY HAWKS STUFF I LOVE HIM BEING PROTECTIVE AND “Toxic” GODDESS PLEASE GIVE US MORE

  • @trixtxi
    @trixtxi 4 роки тому +1719

    Hawks: *”Hai kid”*
    Me: *”Hai Adult”*
    *Conversation 2000*

  • @minicooper2846
    @minicooper2846 4 роки тому +504

    Hawks: “Are you serious about me or not?”
    Me and the old lady I’m trying to help cross the street: 😯

  • @k3mya
    @k3mya 4 роки тому +484

    My therapist: none of them can hurt you there not real
    My 20 anime boyfriend outside the door: am I a joke to you?

    • @hahaufool8651
      @hahaufool8651 4 роки тому +4

      I-
      True

    • @tericrowe1940
      @tericrowe1940 4 роки тому +2

      It's the username 4 me

    • @lorennight9218
      @lorennight9218 4 роки тому +3

      I think I just died at this comment.

    • @lunykid1234
      @lunykid1234 4 роки тому +1

      They hurt me more because they aren’t real i need all my 20 boyfriends 😔😩

    • @dragonkirishima2940
      @dragonkirishima2940 4 роки тому

      Get the stuff for rituals we’re gonna get Satan to make them real cmon people let’s get making anime boyfriends *literally summons Satan*
      (Aftermath of summoning Satan)
      Parents: disappointed
      Satan: scared and confused
      Me: happy
      Freinds: not surprised
      Hotel Trivago

  • @kaizer6852
    @kaizer6852 4 роки тому +1651

    Plot twist: hes actually talking to a dabi body pillow
    Edit: You guys im not tendou, my name is just a joke-

    • @kristinaperkins433
      @kristinaperkins433 4 роки тому +15

      Directions

    • @Ray-po6xw
      @Ray-po6xw 4 роки тому +29

      Well damn 😂

    • @appsa44
      @appsa44 4 роки тому +9

      Oh dang 😂

    • @liviad7751
      @liviad7751 4 роки тому +48

      Tendou I think your in the wrong anime 😂

    • @hajimehinata3201
      @hajimehinata3201 4 роки тому +88

      Another plot twist: *He is speaking to the legendary Chicken Strip he owns for some reason.*

  • @ffucifjtdjd
    @ffucifjtdjd 4 роки тому +2076

    ....
    *Okay but like, that's hot-*

  • @michi-chan7714
    @michi-chan7714 4 роки тому +536

    “Never leave me side”
    Me (eating chicken): Quarantine tho...

  • @zilithbasham1683
    @zilithbasham1683 4 роки тому +466

    Hawks: When I look into your eyes I see my future.
    Me: So your future is a disappointment.

  • @youricarusbaby
    @youricarusbaby 4 роки тому +766

    Me: *Eating Vanilla Ice Cream*
    Yagami Yato: *Posts Hawks*
    Me: *Chokes*
    Edit: The first time my comment gets a lot of likes and it's so cursed. I just wanted to enjoy my ice cream at midnight! 👁👄👁👍

  • @minaashido160
    @minaashido160 4 роки тому +674

    no one:
    hawks: and next time you wanna call me a TURD be sure to put BAS before it
    My WaY mY wAy Or ThE hIgH wAy

  • @fhgfandggfjv1235
    @fhgfandggfjv1235 4 роки тому +276

    Hawks not trusting me hurt more that 707 saying he doesn’t care about my feelings

    • @myacrush9726
      @myacrush9726 4 роки тому +11

      Both hurt 😔 one more than the other but both hurt 😢

    • @hqnerd6188
      @hqnerd6188 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t remind meeeeee🥺🥺

    • @karmaakabane8286
      @karmaakabane8286 4 роки тому +12

      It hurt as much as when Yoosung gave up on me mid route because I’m not Rika😔😔😔

    • @fhgfandggfjv1235
      @fhgfandggfjv1235 4 роки тому +2

      Karma Akabane ohhhh that hurttt

    • @minicooper2846
      @minicooper2846 4 роки тому +2

      I fELT tHiS tOo MuCH

  • @mari-uh1gu
    @mari-uh1gu 4 роки тому +762

    THE WHISPERS
    Me ears:✨blessed✨
    My heart:✨fast✨
    My face: ✨red✨
    My body:✨shaking✨
    My mom:✨confused✨
    God:✨disappointed✨

  • @rosie._..
    @rosie._.. 4 роки тому +89

    I love the development from "you can't make me jealous " to this

  • @かみゆ-g3v
    @かみゆ-g3v 4 роки тому +849

    “I trust you”
    *i think I am speaking for the whole fandom when I say*
    *WE BELONG TO THE STREETS*
    *He really thought we weren’t going to cheat little does he know I’m cheating on shinsou with him* 😌

  • @Neo-qq1rp
    @Neo-qq1rp 4 роки тому +109

    Hawks: we've already gotten a thousand miles away from Japan
    Me: hAvE yOu gOt pLaNs ToNiGhT? i'M a CoUpLe HuNdReD mILEs FrOm JaPaN-

  • @prettygirlt3689
    @prettygirlt3689 4 роки тому +867

    Roses are red violets are blue I’m deleting my history and so are you

    •  4 роки тому +26

      jokes on you my watch history’s paused

    • @soaringsou
      @soaringsou 4 роки тому +2

      Lzzy Kirkland869 Same lmao

    • @purplevenom2019
      @purplevenom2019 4 роки тому +15

      Jokes on you I forget to delete my rule 34 screenshots sometimes
      (Rule 34 is "if it exists, there's porn of it." If you didn't know)

    • @keigotakami3891
      @keigotakami3891 4 роки тому +2

      Damn I almost forgot 😂

    • @loredean
      @loredean 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahaaa, no. 😂

  • @elizabethwilliams7900
    @elizabethwilliams7900 4 роки тому +110

    Comments: "Quick think of something funny!"
    Me: "H A H A I E A R L Y"

  • @snowowl777
    @snowowl777 4 роки тому +681

    Every time is look at Hawks, I just have a strange urge to feel his feathers. Anyone else get that feeling?

    • @mangleplayzgames
      @mangleplayzgames 4 роки тому +40

      I want. To pet this man. SO BADLY! I wanna fluff is hair and wings-

    • @simpformidoriya9658
      @simpformidoriya9658 4 роки тому +13

      I get the exact same feeling 😂 they just look so soft and I wanna touch out of curiosity- (tho I do the same with a lot of fluffy-looking things lmao)

    • @dabi8740
      @dabi8740 4 роки тому +10

      *All. The. Time.*

    • @jcodae4455
      @jcodae4455 4 роки тому +5

      fried chicken! I ship fried chicken!

    • @dabi8740
      @dabi8740 4 роки тому +2

      @@jcodae4455 Me too bud.

  • @rosey_lover_today
    @rosey_lover_today 4 роки тому +592

    “What brings u here to my nest?”
    I beg ur pardon it’s *o u r* nest
    Edit: AHHHHH Thanks for likes 🥺❤️

  • @daisymiddleton1519
    @daisymiddleton1519 4 роки тому +443

    127...
    He said the F word...
    127 FrIGeN TiMeS

  • @nw4422
    @nw4422 4 роки тому +120

    me: doing the dishes
    hawks in my ear: i love you kid.

    • @mha2138
      @mha2138 4 роки тому +2

      My heart: heart attack

  • @idvgrantz
    @idvgrantz 4 роки тому +230

    "Why do I chase after you so much?"
    Me: I think you got it wrong. I'm the one who is chasing after you :D

  • @frzekee
    @frzekee 4 роки тому +363

    The listener in this vid: *iM nOt LiKe oThEr GiRLs-*

  • @TRY70Q
    @TRY70Q 4 роки тому +160

    Hawks: SMACK
    Me: jUmPS
    My mom: You okay?
    Me: iM fInE

    • @asagichoice7605
      @asagichoice7605 4 роки тому +6

      yeah...totally FINE and *TOTALLY* not listening to someone smack my *butt* and I *TOTALLY* didnt had any bruise that shaped liked a hand at my *BUTT-*

    • @shinsou_simp81
      @shinsou_simp81 4 роки тому

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! I do the same with Aizawa....and Shinsou.....pretty much anyone who would does that TwT

  • @Razzle_32
    @Razzle_32 4 роки тому +425

    Imagine Hawks being a hard dom
    Oh wait he is in this video

  • @riinari8693
    @riinari8693 4 роки тому +316

    Im not liking where this is going after he said “Toxic Relationship” iM SCARED-

    • @bazooka2476
      @bazooka2476 4 роки тому +10

      Thank God I I thought I was the only one....

    • @_thatrand0mb1tch_98
      @_thatrand0mb1tch_98 4 роки тому +6

      I don’t like where this is going...
      Nonono!
      Stop!
      (Iykyk)

    • @Kat20354
      @Kat20354 4 роки тому +4

      I started cry cuz I was afraid I did something wrong 🥺

  • @someweirdo4887
    @someweirdo4887 4 роки тому +201

    Yagami: *posts*
    *Its supper affective*
    My sleep paralysis demon: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 4 роки тому

      @demon: *don't i'll send you a link*

  • @brendamayorga8587
    @brendamayorga8587 4 роки тому +3096

    BRUH, I NOTICIED MY MOM TOOK MY LAPTOP, AND I DIDN'T DELETE MY HISTORY SO UHH, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU GUYS.💀💀
    Edit: Got my phone like 2 weeks ago, noticed my notifications, I MISSED SO MANY POSTS 😭

  • @V4MPIR3_B0Y
    @V4MPIR3_B0Y 4 роки тому +242

    Me: 'packing up to go to a friends house'
    Yato: 'post'
    Me: my friend can wait
    My friend: 👁👄👁

    • @ROInGOOH
      @ROInGOOH 4 роки тому +7

      you have friends?

    • @ROInGOOH
      @ROInGOOH 4 роки тому +12

      how do you get freinds :|

    • @BIGMAYWEATHER
      @BIGMAYWEATHER 4 роки тому +5

      DatWeebGirl act normal i guess

    • @r4tt1s
      @r4tt1s 4 роки тому +3

      Honey Bubble but.... how?

    • @kysbasil
      @kysbasil 4 роки тому +1

      DatWeebGirl I go to tictok and make friends in the comments same with youtube

  • @hibye7495
    @hibye7495 4 роки тому +133

    “What brings you to my nest”
    Me: the notification

  • @beetlethatsme2838
    @beetlethatsme2838 4 роки тому +166

    Me: *is sick and literally throwing up my guts*
    Cece: I present _this_ to you
    Me: *is cured* :D

  • @llaurenbeam5632
    @llaurenbeam5632 4 роки тому +268

    me: *being relatively attracted to hawks but not head over heels for him* yagami: hold my mf drink- me: oH shIt

    • @dmbsdev7825
      @dmbsdev7825 4 роки тому +10

      bruh mood, I was like oh bird man cool guy nice wings. then I watched yagami videos and now im like 👀😳😳

    • @llaurenbeam5632
      @llaurenbeam5632 4 роки тому +1

      ttimentes ; LMAOO RIGHT

    • @not_sofie2162
      @not_sofie2162 4 роки тому +4

      I was like “Cool, he seems like a strong character, kinda hot, wouldn’t simp though” then one night I found Yagami Yatos Hawks audios and here we are-

    • @hahaufool8651
      @hahaufool8651 4 роки тому

      That's is the most truthful comment I've read so far

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 4 роки тому +1

      I had a simular fate

  • @biancavasquez2366
    @biancavasquez2366 4 роки тому +222

    “Jealous” should be turned into “Protective bird who needs a hug” 🥺🥺🥺

  • @remaxxie
    @remaxxie 4 роки тому +50

    “jealous hawks”
    **your subscription to jesus has ended**

  • @zomb1es
    @zomb1es 4 роки тому +78

    just wanted to say i love the “inner” monologue at the beginning.

  • @lizzie2291
    @lizzie2291 4 роки тому +68

    the one more thing i need is a comforting hawks x depressed listener😩 👉👈
    because that would just be the most AMAZING thing

  • @syecowolfieparttwoelectric2714
    @syecowolfieparttwoelectric2714 4 роки тому +132

    Me: *trying to find hawks audio*
    Yato: *posts*
    Me: *demonic screeches*

  • @tooruoikawa9266
    @tooruoikawa9266 4 роки тому +167

    "Why do I keep chasing after you?"
    Me: well, it's just a game of everlasting tag-

  • @mangos__mangos1352
    @mangos__mangos1352 4 роки тому +217

    The many times hawks has called us kid..
    *yea I know you’re there underage person-*

  • @_seriously1__
    @_seriously1__ 4 роки тому +386

    Hawks: *being 22* When it comes to you kid im a different person
    Me: *being 15*
    7 years is not a big gap

    • @jcodae4455
      @jcodae4455 4 роки тому +11

      I’m 22 so I’m good

    • @lizzyspaws1272
      @lizzyspaws1272 4 роки тому +26

      Bruh my parents are 7 years apart and they are legally allowed to be like this so you are good 🤣✨👍

    • @peeka-itsboo
      @peeka-itsboo 4 роки тому +30

      Me in 13 👁👄👁

    • @qianqianz8645
      @qianqianz8645 4 роки тому +10

      Tristan A. Foust 💀💀

    • @not_sofie2162
      @not_sofie2162 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah he’s only ten years older than me it’s okay....

  • @arsene_xx
    @arsene_xx 4 роки тому +318

    *sees Hawks video*
    my ovaries: *NO NOT AGAIN*
    me: *okay fi- no we're watching it anyways*
    my ovaries: 💀

  • @elainehawthorn16
    @elainehawthorn16 4 роки тому +491

    Him: smack and say about my cute legs.
    Me: Having Thicc thighs 👁👄👁

    • @otakusenpai7119
      @otakusenpai7119 4 роки тому +3

      @@crystalduran5755 relatable low-key tryna workout and be more sportt

    • @boffolaa
      @boffolaa 4 роки тому +3

      ꧁Crystalized꧂ no need to be stressed over it :) i’ve learned to love and embrace it! don’t stress too much just try to accept it as a part of you, more to love :)

    • @PatriciaGonzalez-we5cg
      @PatriciaGonzalez-we5cg 4 роки тому +9

      Thicc legs are cute and really comfortable

    • @dancingparrot7879
      @dancingparrot7879 4 роки тому +8

      @@PatriciaGonzalez-we5cg but its a pain when you start getting chub rub ;-;

    • @grayjin5126
      @grayjin5126 4 роки тому +5

      I’m thick but a skinny thick u know

  • @shoyohinata3758
    @shoyohinata3758 4 роки тому +224

    “Jealous Hawks”
    Kageyama:
    Me:I’m..Ima just go ok-

    • @Ray-po6xw
      @Ray-po6xw 4 роки тому +10

      Shoyo Hinata ...Shoyo...

    • @shoyohinata3758
      @shoyohinata3758 4 роки тому +8

      @Tadashi Yamaguchi ....Yamaguchi-

    • @Ray-po6xw
      @Ray-po6xw 4 роки тому +10

      Shoyo Hinata ........

    • @shoyohinata3758
      @shoyohinata3758 4 роки тому +10

      @Tadashi Yamaguchi ...we agree not to tell the team-

    • @Ray-po6xw
      @Ray-po6xw 4 роки тому +9

      Shoyo Hinata ok

  • @karmaanony
    @karmaanony 4 роки тому +26

    “i’ll leave you breathless” sir- you have accomplished that already-

  • @abagoffrenchpotatoes1996
    @abagoffrenchpotatoes1996 4 роки тому +202

    Me: Can I see the video?
    UA-cam: Nah
    Me: but-
    UA-cam: *DID I STUTTER*

  • @pigeon5388
    @pigeon5388 4 роки тому +67

    Hawks: I wouldn't even be mad
    me: uwu
    Hawks: i'd be furious
    me: 👁👄👁

  • @hafleet_1238
    @hafleet_1238 4 роки тому +1795

    Hello madam welcome to yagami yato restaurant
    Today’s special is 31:10
    Be careful it’s spicy 😉

  • @zephyroflife7400
    @zephyroflife7400 4 роки тому +636

    Nobody:
    Hawks every 2 seconds: *hornee*

    • @mochabxrry3091
      @mochabxrry3091 4 роки тому +19

      Your user name scares me

    • @zephyroflife7400
      @zephyroflife7400 4 роки тому +7

      @@mochabxrry3091 thanks 😺

    • @Torkel_
      @Torkel_ 4 роки тому +15

      @@zephyroflife7400 did you eat the F-ing remote
      I was rolling on the floor when I saw your name

    • @zephyroflife7400
      @zephyroflife7400 4 роки тому +2

      @@Torkel_ yeah..

    • @deadasf236
      @deadasf236 4 роки тому +1

      no mom i didnt eat the remote i swear ... pssstt, if you ate the remote you can tell me, it’ll stay between us...

  • @ashellehinobi1390
    @ashellehinobi1390 4 роки тому +688

    Roses Are Red
    My Name Is Not Dave
    This Makes No Sense
    Microwave

  • @moth-ra
    @moth-ra 4 роки тому +261

    *reads*
    "Runaway Listener"
    *my mind*
    "Run! Run! Run away! Run away baby! Before I put my spell on you!"
    Hon, I have already been simping on this bird
    Edit: 140 likes, wow, thank you 140 people (* ^ ω ^)

    • @elizathesimp
      @elizathesimp 4 роки тому +5

      You better get, get, get away, get away darling cause everything you heard is true-

    • @moth-ra
      @moth-ra 4 роки тому +4

      @@elizathesimp Your poor little heart~, will end up alone. 'Cause, lord knows I'm a rolling stone.

    • @aceistired5980
      @aceistired5980 4 роки тому +4

      @@moth-ra So you better run run runaway, runaway baby

  • @kingssideparadise6813
    @kingssideparadise6813 4 роки тому +199

    Him: "are you serious about me ?"
    Me , who started listening to Yagami's audios bc of him: ... I dOn'T kNoW , wHaT dO yOu ThInK?

  • @concerned_gh0st935
    @concerned_gh0st935 4 роки тому +238

    Hawks: so who's your friend
    Me: (hiding dabi) whattttt I don't know who your talking about....heh...
    Hawks:
    Me:
    Dabi: yo.