My cat one night was out hunting, and I'm use to him bringing big bugs in for me to see. But one night, he came in, mouth full, jumped next to me, and gave me the prettiest White Rock! I teared up. It was so precious. He laid it in my lap. I know have this rock in a small jewelry box I keep on my night stand next to my bed. Might sound strange, but it was the most wonderful gift I've ever received.
I love the audience participation moments. It's also brave of any comic to go "off script" and then have to think fast as you have no idea what they're going to yell out, she does it so well too. She is hilarious :-D
@mike A you build a fairly sizable portfolio over the years, much of it fairly easily transferrable. Still, comics do usually take quite a few audience inputs before one comes that line up well enough with what you have on your mind.
@Michael Persico It is an art indeed. As with all artforms, it takes a lot of training and experience to master, but also the right mind and personality to really make it a show.
My two cats - brother and sister from the same litter - are generally indoor cats. When I let them put to play, Miller, the boy, brings me in dead leaves and sticks. His sister, Trapp, brings me in small animals that are 3/4 dead just so she can make me watch her make the killing blow/bite. She did this once, in front of Miller, and the mouse was only stunned, so he grabbed it, ran outside and dropped it beside the fence where the mouse promptly came to and scurried away!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I honestly don't think he's got a killing instinct! 🤣
I have the same situation w brother/sister cats, except Rosie brings in the sticks and Titus brings the live animals in. Once it was a bird that started flying all over the house until I caught it and released it.
I’ m an Aussie and I bloody love you. Every night just before I go to sleep, I always watch a couple of your hilarious videos. Guaranteed great dreams. So thank you so very, very much. And I hope when this current virus finally runs out of steam that you come here to Queensland. I will be first in line to the tickets. Cheers, Marie.’downunder’
Just found her 2 days ago and can't get enough. From Canada and can't quite understand every word she says because of the accent, but love the cultural differences and it makes it even more interesting and funny.
I've been calling my girlfriend "flower" since 3 days and she's beyond confused asking "what's wrong with me". I love it. Another phrase I noticed is "Bless your cotton socks for believing that love."
@@mariantea9225 Bill Burr and Sarah Millican are probably my top two currently working (and currently at their peak) stand-up comedians out of all the ones I've seen, and I watch a LOT of stand-up.
My old indoor/outdoor tiny cat Simon. Came to me while I was washing dishes. and rubbed on my ankles. Purr the usual. I looked down "hi Simon!" ... Meow .... Swish tail side to side .... Holy crap i see two tails! She brought me a present! Most of the back end of a squirrel! The tail and one leg ... 😥😥😥 that was my gift and it was thankfully not still twitchy ...
When I'm feeling really down I listen to Sarah. Her wit, her laughter, her way of taking the usual and making them funny is a true gift. Thank you Sarah
Realise you mean in person but you can have her as the 'trainer' on the couch to 5k app, she'll interrupt your tune to egg you on with your jogging saying things like "keep going flower" 😂
I have an indoor outdoor cat who once brought home a puppy, it was a half jack russell puppy that starved and covered in flee's so we kept him but most interesting treasure from my cat so far
My ginger cat was an indoor and outdoor cat in his later years when he just slept all the time and was blind, so the cat flap was always open for him to come and go as he pleased. That was all well and good until the birds started noticing the gap. Just giant blowflies really, get in through the smallest hole but can't get out an open door. Timothy never gave them much notice. Pigeons and black birds would waltz into the house and Timmy would just stare at them blankly and go back to sleep. Bless his heart.
A cat my Mum had when I was a child used to catch snakes and bring them inside for gifts for Mum... Eastern Brown snakes.... alive.... in the house. I’m surprised we all, including the cat, lived as long as we all have.
Daphne S our cat did that once, too...as well as live bird, lizard, mouse, and baby rabbit on Christmas Eve! Also often found the remaining internal organ of something.
In all seriousness, cats can kill a snake and the snake generally can't hurt the cat, especially something like an Eastern Brown. They have very small fangs, and cats normally have fairly thick fur. The snake isn't able to actually get the fangs through the skin so they're defenceless. I learned this at a presentation done by some professional snake catchers recently - cats really are bad news for a lot of snakes!
Friend of mine told me a story once about her passing out drunk while eating a hotdog. The cat had snatched it from her leaving a trail of condiments down her shirt! Woke up with the bun still in her hand.
My cat stole a sausage out of my neighbour's frying pan while it was still on the stove. I only found out when she came round for something or other and spotted the cat on the sofa.
My cat waited until my very proper inlaws were visiting to dash in with my stocking suspender belt and, with loud growls, try to kill it in the middle of the living room.
I just recently discover your humor and I’m having such a grand time catching up on all your shows!!! I just love laughing and you make it so easy. Thanks for being funny
My cat will literally play with the poor half dead buggers on the patio (I wont let him in with it!) And as soon as it dies you see him look at me like a child who's favourite toy just ran out of battery. I love him but cats are absolutely savage
Actually, they bring home have living things as a gift to you. It's trying to teach you how to hunt, like it does with it's kittens. Since you don't capture and eat it, it never loses patience and keeps trying to teach their slow learning humans. So I'm told by my BIL, the Vet.
@@dj3114 yeah. And apparently the reason cats like coming into the bathroom with you while you're on the loo is because while someone's doing their business, they're vulnerable to anything that might attack them, so the cat's keeping an eye out for them. It's probably also why one of my cats would usually wait until I was in the room to use the litterbox.
Sarah, you are so wonderful and got that nice polite English humor, with that nice swearing from time to time in your lovely voice. Thank you for making me laugh.
In isolation for such a long time here in Victoria, you are keeping me laughing 😂. I hope I can get to see you when you come to Melbourne. Thank you for being you, precious flower. ♥️♥️♥️
I was watching this on my phone with my earbuds in. Had to stop the video twice to catch my breath. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get any air in. My husband thought I was choking.
When I lived in Phoenix,AZ, my 2 cats would catch sand lizards; when I cleaned behind the TV or sofa, I'd find parts of the lizards. I'm very glad they were very small ...not much to clean up..It was too hot to grow grass, so our back yard was all sand and dirt. So there were lizards aplenty!!!!
I just love you so much! In such a short time, you have become one of my favorite comedians and I just can’t stop listening to you! whether it be in the car, when I get home or on my break during work; I love listening to you!
You are my new favorite obsession!!! You are THE funniest person I’ve ever heard!!! And you’re so quick with what people give you. I adore you!!! Please never stop!!
Just in case you don’t have time to upload another video before Christmas, Hope you and your husband have an absolutely wonderful time, that Christmas Day, and Twitter go fantastic, and lots of new friendships begin. And to wish 2020 be another year of good health, happiness and prosperity to you and your family. Snuggly warm hugz and loves you millions xxxxxxx
I like how the guy who shouted out had a camera on him before he finished his three word sentence. The camera guy must have seen that he was thinking about it.
She's pure class love her banter first watched her around five years ago she's hilarious god bless you and your lovely family ☘️🙏🌎💝❤️all the way in Scotland in the uk 🇬🇧
Ohhhhh this is one of my favorite bits,ever! The mouse...that mouse would have some spring in his step as he crosses the rainbow bridge(or whatever route mice take to whatever lies ahead)after that sort of send-off.Matching the lizard halves...
I love you! This video was especially funny since my daughter and I are involved with animals. I needed a good laugh because she was diagnosed with a rare bone marrow disease last year. So thank you and ❤️ from West by God Virginia/US.
My grouchy old cat used to pluck birds right out of the air by jumping on them off a rooftop, or pluck moles right out of the lawn... but his best trick was hauling in a MASSIVE wild rabbit from the warren that had taken up residence one of the empty lots nearby! I learned later that the reason cats bring animals to you still a little bit alive is that it’s the same thing they do for their kittens when they’re just learning to hunt and they need to practice? So they’re doing that because they’ve never actually seen you hunt, so they don’t think you CAN and are worried that you’ll starve if you don’t learn?? XD Which is kind of precious, really, but still a bit traumatizing when you’re 7 or 8 years old and the cat brings you a wild rabbit *nearly the size of HIM*, clearly gasping its last, and looks at you like “here you go, kiddo, softened him up for you, now you try!” XD I miss that crazy old cat, he was nearly as old as me (we got him from a friend who found him in a barn on their property they were knocking down, still a tiny kitten, when I was maybe four years old), he never fully grew out of his feral ways and always behaved a bit like a drunken old man even as a kitten, grumbling and stumbling and hunching himself up like an owl in hard-to-reach places, but he was a dependable yard-cat and he liked to come in and sleep on my pillow next to me when it got cold in the winter... he finally passed a few years back, when I was at my junior year of college... I still have pics on my phone of him, Rest In Peace old buddy ♥️
My current cat brings in mice and baby birds. My neighbour knows if it is a mouse because he hears me and my child's hysterical screams as if a murderous bloodbath is occurring. So glad when the knock on the door is from the neighbour and not child protective services. I never ask questions about where the little critters go. My childhood cat bought home live ducklings and the whole family was running around the front garden once trying to gather the ducklings with one of us trying to hit the cat over the head with a broom to get a duckling from his mouth. He also bought home a tortoise the size of him! It was dead, hadn't realised how long their necks were, looked like what I imagine an old man's floppy wanger looks like! Shrivelled, wrinkly and grey in colour 🤮
Please be kind and think about keeping your cat indoors at dawn and dusk, when the parent birds are searching for food for their chicks. Look for more info on RSPB website, love cats and human activity kills more birds than cats, but we all can do a little help, sure your cat loves you and is just being a cat, xxx
mine brings back sparkley things..... like a magpie.... so sweet wrappers, hair bands, red rubber bands from the postie, balloons etc etc..... I had to go and apologise in advance to my neighbours that if a pair of knickers or a bra went missing from their laundry drying thing and it was on my front door mat, that it wasn't me, it was my bloody cat bringing back little treasures......
@@exceltraining With some considerable embarasement. Worse, it was the kindergarten class teddy, that goes home each weekend with a differnt kid, who then has to tell a story on Monday about what Teddy did. As I told the parents, at least Teddy had a wild adventure this weekend!
My cat one night was out hunting, and I'm use to him bringing big bugs in for me to see. But one night, he came in, mouth full, jumped next to me, and gave me the prettiest White Rock! I teared up. It was so precious. He laid it in my lap. I know have this rock in a small jewelry box I keep on my night stand next to my bed. Might sound strange, but it was the most wonderful gift I've ever received.
Are you old enough to remember when a whole generation had pet rocks?
@@stardustmelody2709 You remember when a pet rock went out hunting one evening and brought you a cat? :-)
Absolutely beautiful.
It was a spiritual gift.
#RockCat
Your cat rocks.
I love when she makes herself laugh!
She's brilliant
Most comedians do
The fact that my cat is called Aslan and is notorious for doing massive poops in the litter box made this all the funnier 😂
I love the audience participation moments. It's also brave of any comic to go "off script" and then have to think fast as you have no idea what they're going to yell out, she does it so well too. She is hilarious :-D
No such thing, they know the answers most of the time because people are pretty predictable.
@@silenthill4 Still not easy when you're stood in front of several hundred and have to make it funny.
@mike A you build a fairly sizable portfolio over the years, much of it fairly easily transferrable. Still, comics do usually take quite a few audience inputs before one comes that line up well enough with what you have on your mind.
She makes me laugh ,I think she’s wonderful!
@Michael Persico It is an art indeed. As with all artforms, it takes a lot of training and experience to master, but also the right mind and personality to really make it a show.
My two cats - brother and sister from the same litter - are generally indoor cats. When I let them put to play, Miller, the boy, brings me in dead leaves and sticks. His sister, Trapp, brings me in small animals that are 3/4 dead just so she can make me watch her make the killing blow/bite. She did this once, in front of Miller, and the mouse was only stunned, so he grabbed it, ran outside and dropped it beside the fence where the mouse promptly came to and scurried away!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I honestly don't think he's got a killing instinct! 🤣
Awe
best kitty brother eva! tysm4 sharing that
Yey Miller! Lol
EMERALD She-Ra That's adorable 🙂🙂
I have the same situation w brother/sister cats, except Rosie brings in the sticks and Titus brings the live animals in. Once it was a bird that started flying all over the house until I caught it and released it.
I watch a lot of comedians but I honestly think Sarah is the most hilarious of them all. She is pure gold. So funny.
I’ m an Aussie and I bloody love you. Every night just before I go to sleep, I always watch a couple of your hilarious videos. Guaranteed great dreams. So thank you so very, very much. And I hope when this current virus finally runs out of steam that you come here to Queensland. I will be first in line to the tickets. Cheers, Marie.’downunder’
Flower "How Old Are You ?" 25. "Fuck Off." I love her .
Guess I've been living under a rock as I've only just discovered Sarah Millican. She's brilliant! I gonna be calling everyone 'flower' now!
Just found her 2 days ago and can't get enough. From Canada and can't quite understand every word she says because of the accent, but love the cultural differences and it makes it even more interesting and funny.
I've been calling my girlfriend "flower" since 3 days and she's beyond confused asking "what's wrong with me". I love it.
Another phrase I noticed is "Bless your cotton socks for believing that love."
She's absolutely hilarious
@@lemonyboop2033 That's the British/Kiwi version of the Southerners "bless your heart"
Have a search for "The Sarah Millican television program"
"Bless your cotton socks for believing that love."
"Oh, fuck it's Lizard Woman"
She’s the funniest female doing standup ANYwhere! Also the best audience participation I’ve ever seen. Genius!
Agrees no one even close
Funniest comedian regardless of gender.
The funniest female what?
@@mariantea9225 Bill Burr and Sarah Millican are probably my top two currently working (and currently at their peak) stand-up comedians out of all the ones I've seen, and I watch a LOT of stand-up.
FeMaLe
"Look around you. You don't belong." 😅
I love her!
Lol - the delivery of that and the previous line "we've got a young one in" are just perfect!
My old indoor/outdoor tiny cat Simon. Came to me while I was washing dishes. and rubbed on my ankles. Purr the usual. I looked down "hi Simon!" ... Meow .... Swish tail side to side .... Holy crap i see two tails! She brought me a present! Most of the back end of a squirrel! The tail and one leg ... 😥😥😥 that was my gift and it was thankfully not still twitchy ...
I love how she always gets the audience involved. It would be such a great time to go to her sets..lol
When I'm feeling really down I listen to Sarah. Her wit, her laughter, her way of taking the usual and making them funny is a true gift. Thank you Sarah
Absolutely brilliant. She can extemporize on a genius level. I just found her work three days ago. I became an instant fan.
It's become sort of a bucket list item to have Sarah call me "Flower" at some point in life. 🥰😝
Realise you mean in person but you can have her as the 'trainer' on the couch to 5k app, she'll interrupt your tune to egg you on with your jogging saying things like "keep going flower" 😂
I have an indoor outdoor cat who once brought home a puppy, it was a half jack russell puppy that starved and covered in flee's so we kept him but most interesting treasure from my cat so far
💜
“Hooman he’s sick. Fix him.” That’s so sweet
Awwww so sweet❤
Awww bless the cat, hope they're both doing well 💜
You are lovely thanks for the lightheartedmoments
Bless you for sharing your beautiful, comical self with all of us to enjoy! You are truly a treasure! Thank you for the laughs!
My ginger cat was an indoor and outdoor cat in his later years when he just slept all the time and was blind, so the cat flap was always open for him to come and go as he pleased.
That was all well and good until the birds started noticing the gap. Just giant blowflies really, get in through the smallest hole but can't get out an open door. Timothy never gave them much notice. Pigeons and black birds would waltz into the house and Timmy would just stare at them blankly and go back to sleep.
Bless his heart.
Avoids the ginger pussy jokes !
It did not escape, it went home! had me laughing and giggling for days. Best comeback ever
A cat my Mum had when I was a child used to catch snakes and bring them inside for gifts for Mum... Eastern Brown snakes.... alive.... in the house. I’m surprised we all, including the cat, lived as long as we all have.
My cousins cat did the same thing. Thank goodness my Auntie was a snake handler...
Daphne S our cat did that once, too...as well as live bird, lizard, mouse, and baby rabbit on Christmas Eve! Also often found the remaining internal organ of something.
In all seriousness, cats can kill a snake and the snake generally can't hurt the cat, especially something like an Eastern Brown. They have very small fangs, and cats normally have fairly thick fur. The snake isn't able to actually get the fangs through the skin so they're defenceless. I learned this at a presentation done by some professional snake catchers recently - cats really are bad news for a lot of snakes!
MusicMadMaurice 😆
Browns are also pretty physically weak as they rely on their tremendous venom. Still pretty bad assed though.
Such a natural. Hats off to you Sarah you keep us smiling when times aren't so good x
'luckily they all died' - Shakespeare probably
- Horatio at the end of _Hamlet_ (despite it being his boyfriend just having died as well as his boyfriend's evil uncle)
The Prince at the end of Romeo and Juliet when all of the melodramatic teenagers drama'd themselves to death.
Sounds more George. R. R. Martin to me 😂
You have some of the best crowd work I've ever seen. Love you. Laughing while I do the laundry and dishes makes the day so much better.
Love the pacing, the audience control/interaction and total irreverence. You really do make my day.
9/10 comedians are terrified of audience interaction. Sarah wades in confidently.
She literally makes me weep with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
" we've got a young one. How old are you? 25 - get out, fuck off" LOL LOL - Love you, Sarah, soooo funny!
My cat once bought home a cooked sausage, from the charring I'm assuming from a BBQ.
Those damn wild bbq sausages running around
Friend of mine told me a story once about her passing out drunk while eating a hotdog. The cat had snatched it from her leaving a trail of condiments down her shirt! Woke up with the bun still in her hand.
My cat once
brought home an entire steak....
My cat stole a sausage out of my neighbour's frying pan while it was still on the stove. I only found out when she came round for something or other and spotted the cat on the sofa.
I once brought home a barbecue from B&Q.
Sarah Millican,you are a comic genius .Certified Gold.
My cat waited until my very proper inlaws were visiting to dash in with my stocking suspender belt and, with loud growls, try to kill it in the middle of the living room.
I just recently discover your humor and I’m having such a grand time catching up on all your shows!!! I just love laughing and you make it so easy. Thanks for being funny
Ive actually seen this bit many times but just cant get enough of this woman, hilarious :DDDD
Jo Lyn Me too! And I only just noticed her bunny slippers!! 😂😂
I just love this woman so much... she is hilarious 😂
Wish I had gone to see her in Carlisle when she was up near to us in south west Scotland 🏴
"...... like a tiny little rubbish zoo?"
Bwahaha!
Hands down one of the best comedians ever!!!!!
Love the lizard part. "That bit doesn't match that bit, see the pattern is different but I've seen that front pattern before". Hilarious
Love her humor, shes so funny
I had headphones on and I started convulsing laughing on the couch, my fella looked at me like I was losing it or dying 😂😂😂
I’m screaming. Sarah is my favourite! 😂
My new favorite comedian!
Feed it to the horse! Brilliant! Lol
"Luckily they all died!" 🤣 I almost threw up from laughing.
I love Sarah she just has a sense of humor that is perfect she has a presence to her I just love her
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life! I love you Sarah Millican!
I can listen to Sarah’s routines over and over, and she always makes me laugh! Thank you Sarah. I hope I might see you live one day soon.😊
I love Sarah Millican, I'd love to see her live x
Opposed to after shes hit with a hammer?
Dragged in by her incompetent feline hunter? 🐱
She has a quick humourous mind - love it😘😘😘😘
My cat will literally play with the poor half dead buggers on the patio (I wont let him in with it!) And as soon as it dies you see him look at me like a child who's favourite toy just ran out of battery. I love him but cats are absolutely savage
The cat in your picture?
Cats are small, adorable, furry killing machines. That is why people used to keep cats as a natural pest control.
Actually, they bring home have living things as a gift to you. It's trying to teach you how to hunt, like it does with it's kittens. Since you don't capture and eat it, it never loses patience and keeps trying to teach their slow learning humans. So I'm told by my BIL, the Vet.
@@dj3114 yeah. And apparently the reason cats like coming into the bathroom with you while you're on the loo is because while someone's doing their business, they're vulnerable to anything that might attack them, so the cat's keeping an eye out for them. It's probably also why one of my cats would usually wait until I was in the room to use the litterbox.
i had never heard of sarah millican last month, and now she is my favorite comedian. what a hilarious person she is. and that geordie accent!
I'm a Geordie I'm from north shields were she's from South shields
My mom had a cat growing up that would leave the dead "gifts" on the porch and then jump up to ring the doorbell... so thoughtful 😂😂😂
Sarah, you are so wonderful and got that nice polite English humor, with that nice swearing from time to time in your lovely voice.
Thank you for making me laugh.
Charming and very rude best of british !
What would the world including my world be without people like you that make us laugh even at our own misery!
Sarah's facial expressions are fabby. Best comedienne!! xx
You are my absolutely favorite comedian. I wish you would come to the U.S.
You have the tangerine wank maggot hes funny enough lol
In isolation for such a long time here in Victoria, you are keeping me laughing 😂. I hope I can get to see you when you come to Melbourne. Thank you for being you, precious flower. ♥️♥️♥️
This is still one of my very favorites! Thank you so much for the laughs. 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the laughs!
I just found your account and im living for you
I was watching this on my phone with my earbuds in. Had to stop the video twice to catch my breath. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get any air in. My husband thought I was choking.
I laughed so hard I almost burned dinner...Thank you for the excellent fun.
What a marvel your mind is, Ms Millican, bright and sharp as a trap (if you will forgive the example) ❣️
Happy 2021 and beyond, to you and yours !
"Finish it off..." hand gesture was priceless...
I love animals. I'm no vegetarian.
When I lived in Phoenix,AZ, my 2 cats would catch sand lizards; when I cleaned behind the TV or sofa, I'd find parts of the lizards. I'm very glad they were very small ...not much to clean up..It was too hot to grow grass, so our back yard was all
sand and dirt. So there were lizards aplenty!!!!
I just love you so much! In such a short time, you have become one of my favorite comedians and I just can’t stop listening to you! whether it be in the car, when I get home or on my break during work; I love listening to you!
Aww, Sarah, I love you! You can always cheer me up. xxx
You are my new favorite obsession!!! You are THE funniest person I’ve ever heard!!! And you’re so quick with what people give you. I adore you!!! Please never stop!!
My Christmas is being made by all these uploads from Sarah Millican. You're ace!
Just in case you don’t have time to upload another video before Christmas, Hope you and your husband have an absolutely wonderful time, that Christmas Day, and Twitter go fantastic, and lots of new friendships begin. And to wish 2020 be another year of good health, happiness and prosperity to you and your family. Snuggly warm hugz and loves you millions xxxxxxx
Absolutely hilarious. Thank you so much. We all need laughter so much at the moment.
I like how the guy who shouted out had a camera on him before he finished his three word sentence.
The camera guy must have seen that he was thinking about it.
I adore this woman! She is hilarious!
ah, there we go, another dose of Joy from the best provider of Happy Laughter. Thx Sarah.
Your invitation at the end was so awesome to hear, thanks.
She's pure class love her banter first watched her around five years ago she's hilarious god bless you and your lovely family ☘️🙏🌎💝❤️all the way in Scotland in the uk 🇬🇧
She's so funny! I was actually laughing out loud. (And yes, I do have dirty dishes in the sink. :( )
My cat brought a live fieldmouse in. It was so cute I wanted to chuck the cat out and keep it as a pet,
She's come a long way with audience interaction. She's at nearly Dara O'Briain levels now.
I love your profile picture. I love David!
This woman is bleedin' brilliant!
I laughed so hard my kids thought I was having an episode. Thank you so much.
It didn't ran away - it went home!
Loved that one!
I am REALLY loving your work! Hilarious!
Ohhhhh this is one of my favorite bits,ever! The mouse...that mouse would have some spring in his step as he crosses the rainbow bridge(or whatever route mice take to whatever lies ahead)after that sort of send-off.Matching the lizard halves...
Much love for the laughter in my heart. My cat loves to keep the mouse alive. Brings it back to show it earns her keep. Poor little f×@#$÷.
Brilliant as ever
I have already watched the full hour and a bit video of this show, so funny!
I love you! This video was especially funny since my daughter and I are involved with animals. I needed a good laugh because she was diagnosed with a rare bone marrow disease last year. So thank you and ❤️ from West by God Virginia/US.
I sincerely hope you are both ok. Best wishes from Queensland. Australia.
matt cullen Same here. Also from Queensland Australia.😍
You make me laugh OUT LOUD! You are so funny! I love it. Thank you.
Love this lady. Friday night in chilling with a vodka and coke!
Debbie Brown same. Except i have coke with ..... an icecube
@@aroseinwinter7719 oh no get some vodka in !
Dont accidently snort the vodka
Diet Mountain Dew and popcorn.
You make me laugh so much! Thank you 🙏🏻 , it’s greatly appreciated.
Love this, absolutely hilarious. Especially the bit about drowning the frog :)
Simply Hilarious!! Warm Hugs from Texas! We are fans for life! 😍😍
Could not stop laughing!!! Thank you so much for being so funny 💓
My grouchy old cat used to pluck birds right out of the air by jumping on them off a rooftop, or pluck moles right out of the lawn... but his best trick was hauling in a MASSIVE wild rabbit from the warren that had taken up residence one of the empty lots nearby!
I learned later that the reason cats bring animals to you still a little bit alive is that it’s the same thing they do for their kittens when they’re just learning to hunt and they need to practice? So they’re doing that because they’ve never actually seen you hunt, so they don’t think you CAN and are worried that you’ll starve if you don’t learn?? XD
Which is kind of precious, really, but still a bit traumatizing when you’re 7 or 8 years old and the cat brings you a wild rabbit *nearly the size of HIM*, clearly gasping its last, and looks at you like “here you go, kiddo, softened him up for you, now you try!” XD
I miss that crazy old cat, he was nearly as old as me (we got him from a friend who found him in a barn on their property they were knocking down, still a tiny kitten, when I was maybe four years old), he never fully grew out of his feral ways and always behaved a bit like a drunken old man even as a kitten, grumbling and stumbling and hunching himself up like an owl in hard-to-reach places, but he was a dependable yard-cat and he liked to come in and sleep on my pillow next to me when it got cold in the winter... he finally passed a few years back, when I was at my junior year of college... I still have pics on my phone of him, Rest In Peace old buddy ♥️
Love, love, love her. Just commenting to promote the video. I hope to see a US tour, FL please.:):):)
My current cat brings in mice and baby birds. My neighbour knows if it is a mouse because he hears me and my child's hysterical screams as if a murderous bloodbath is occurring. So glad when the knock on the door is from the neighbour and not child protective services. I never ask questions about where the little critters go.
My childhood cat bought home live ducklings and the whole family was running around the front garden once trying to gather the ducklings with one of us trying to hit the cat over the head with a broom to get a duckling from his mouth. He also bought home a tortoise the size of him! It was dead, hadn't realised how long their necks were, looked like what I imagine an old man's floppy wanger looks like! Shrivelled, wrinkly and grey in colour 🤮
Please be kind and think about keeping your cat indoors at dawn and dusk, when the parent birds are searching for food for their chicks. Look for more info on RSPB website, love cats and human activity kills more birds than cats, but we all can do a little help, sure your cat loves you and is just being a cat, xxx
@scaussie75, your post is so frickin' funny!!! I don't think I've ever read something so funny after watching any of Sarah's videos. Congrats!!
Love your comedy, from a fellow Shields resident.
mine brings back sparkley things..... like a magpie.... so sweet wrappers, hair bands, red rubber bands from the postie, balloons etc etc..... I had to go and apologise in advance to my neighbours that if a pair of knickers or a bra went missing from their laundry drying thing and it was on my front door mat, that it wasn't me, it was my bloody cat bringing back little treasures......
Ours brought next doors little girls teddy... and her swimsuit!
@@blatherskite9601 gawd..... how did you explain that one away ?!
@@exceltraining With some considerable embarasement. Worse, it was the kindergarten class teddy, that goes home each weekend with a differnt kid, who then has to tell a story on Monday about what Teddy did.
As I told the parents, at least Teddy had a wild adventure this weekend!
The only gifts mine gives me are in my shoe, and I never find them until I'm in a hurry to leave the house, and ruin a sock.
I couldn't stop laughing. Love you Sarah!