Always Open: Ep. 75 - Iris vs Michael & Lindsay | Rooster Teeth

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • Join Barbara Dunkelman, Max Kruemcke, Michael Jones, and Mariel Salcedo on this week's Always Open! They play a round of cupidity, discuss what makes them anxious, and answer a question from the box of issues! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies (meundies.com/open) and ModCloth (modcloth.com).
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 368

  • @sluckett21
    @sluckett21 6 років тому +619

    I love when Michael ISN'T screaming. I understand that it's his character, it's expected, but it's just nice to hear him so chill.

    • @sluckett21
      @sluckett21 6 років тому +5

      cade clark true

    • @adaytorememberfan121
      @adaytorememberfan121 6 років тому +40

      That’s why I enjoy AH boys on this show. It’s a much different way they present themselves when they aren’t making an AH video

    • @sluckett21
      @sluckett21 6 років тому

      It is interesting

    • @tsonny1104
      @tsonny1104 6 років тому +19

      Michael doesnt really scream anymore, if ever

    • @MLDeS100
      @MLDeS100 6 років тому +8

      Yeah I dig the calm Michael way more, especially when he rages shortly after.

  • @keefegirls22
    @keefegirls22 6 років тому +416

    I’m glad Michael finally strongarmed his way onto Always Open 😂

  • @clover6377
    @clover6377 6 років тому +294

    Michael explaining a pay phone is the best thing.

    • @boblob3509
      @boblob3509 6 років тому +8

      "He's banging... he's banging behind your back"

    • @hardtobearit
      @hardtobearit 6 років тому +1

      As I scrolled down to read comments I saw this one and wondered when it was gonna happen and then convo started.

    • @crazymultiman
      @crazymultiman 6 років тому

      Michael explaining anything is the best thing. Him explaining how to install dry wall is golden

  • @viktorayy
    @viktorayy 6 років тому +879

    *Jesus, Michael on Always Open?* This is either gonna be super awkward or one of the funniest episodes.

    • @mcthiccmac7319
      @mcthiccmac7319 6 років тому +3

      😂💯

    • @laurenflowerslament
      @laurenflowerslament 6 років тому +31

      why would it be awkward

    • @iddo12233
      @iddo12233 6 років тому +11

      Why not both?

    • @MrAlexo01
      @MrAlexo01 6 років тому +3

      You‘re turning into my favourite UA-camr just because you‘re everywhere xD

    • @benign_oracle8875
      @benign_oracle8875 6 років тому +32

      No this would be awkward if Andy were on. For those that don't know. A drunk Andy called Always Open the "finger me podcast" on post show of on the spot about a month ago

  • @ozpin8329
    @ozpin8329 6 років тому +130

    21:14 I love how Barb turns to look at Trevor haha

  • @Akimo121
    @Akimo121 6 років тому +249

    16:05
    "And we'll cut to the video now"
    I was genuinely terrified

  • @isakuitert8551
    @isakuitert8551 6 років тому +375

    i nead an episode that has Barbara,Trevor, Michael and Linsay

    • @_halloeen_856
      @_halloeen_856 6 років тому +44

      And mariel cause she needs to always be there

    • @Feril1
      @Feril1 6 років тому +2

      Why Trevor?

    • @ItsMeNotYouSoHaha
      @ItsMeNotYouSoHaha 6 років тому +10

      Him and Barbara are dating :)

    • @TxuZai
      @TxuZai 6 років тому +8

      give it a few months, she be dating someone else.

    • @isakuitert8551
      @isakuitert8551 6 років тому +41

      Txu Zai there is literally no need for that statement. It’s really rude. So next time just keep your thoughts to yourself.

  • @AntarcticAssasin
    @AntarcticAssasin 6 років тому +146

    Chicky Do and Michael on Always Open?! In one day? Today is now officially my birthday, and maybe Christmas as well. Greatest day of my life.

  • @ConMan-bx1rk
    @ConMan-bx1rk 6 років тому +57

    I love this show so much! Michael is so chill on this show and I love it!

    • @AFLoneWolf
      @AFLoneWolf 6 років тому

      Totally different from Off Topic Michael.

  • @MrJListon
    @MrJListon 6 років тому +131

    After years of watching rooster teeth how am I only noticing how amazing Max's eyes are

    • @littlesnuggle529
      @littlesnuggle529 6 років тому +2

      Right?? I noticed his eyes during a split second of this video and I thought "oh my god they're like literal stars, his eyes are incredible"

  • @avengedica
    @avengedica 6 років тому +79

    I just went to RTX this year with a few friends and when we were waiting for off topic to start we had our whole section arguing on whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich or not lmfao

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 6 років тому +1

      How about it _starts_ as not a sandwich, but then _becomes_ a sandwich if the bun splits in two while eating it?

  • @Bobo_Tapia
    @Bobo_Tapia 6 років тому +257

    Absolutely tell the wife. She deserves to make up her own mind about her husband and her life.
    Also, cheating in a polygamous relationship is exactly the same as in a monogamous relationship.

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 6 років тому +25

      Yeah, the notion that cheating doesn't exist in relationships with multiple partners isn't true. You set up rules to fit your needs, just as you have boundaries in monogamy, so breaking a rule that everyone agreed to which states you can't have that other relationship is still cheating.

    • @austinlauver0197
      @austinlauver0197 5 років тому

      What are these relationship names? Monogamy and polygamous? I’ve never heard of these.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому

      @@austinlauver0197 mono one
      Poly multiple

  • @mariekt313
    @mariekt313 6 років тому +4

    dang, it's actually ridiculous how much I love Michael.. I love seeing him chill like this.

  • @TheBenevolent.
    @TheBenevolent. 6 років тому +74

    21:48 Mariel and Max say the same thing but all I see is Mariel speak yet hear max talk about scared and confused!

  • @sammieboo1043
    @sammieboo1043 6 років тому +69

    I love how Barbara’s wristband says dusk boys and Trevor on it 😍💜

    • @V2Blast
      @V2Blast 6 років тому

      Is there a timestamp with a good shot of it?

    • @sammieboo1043
      @sammieboo1043 6 років тому +3

      At 23:40 if u stop quick enough u can see it says Trevor

    • @sammieboo1043
      @sammieboo1043 6 років тому +1

      V2Blast at 32:45 if u pause quick enough u can see the boy part of dusk boys

    • @V2Blast
      @V2Blast 6 років тому

      Thanks!

  • @finfromthedeep
    @finfromthedeep 6 років тому +120

    "No one looks good at 112" um hello Avatar Aang

    • @ty_theguy
      @ty_theguy 6 років тому +13

      Dermatologists hate him. Find out how this 112 year old looks as if he's only 12. The secret will give you chills

    • @darthcerebus
      @darthcerebus 6 років тому +4

      Ayyyy (finger guns)

    • @samanthabueno723
      @samanthabueno723 5 років тому +1

      Team RWBY would 😂😂😂

    • @ryuhitsuya21
      @ryuhitsuya21 4 роки тому +1

      And king bumi

  • @slimjunkin4635
    @slimjunkin4635 6 років тому +146

    In my opinion about the cheating husband, I'd say take screenshots of what he said and just be like "hey you dont know me but I feel like you should see this. I'm terribly sorry and dont mean any harm, but this shouldnt be kept from you. I dont really want to get anymore involved so this is the only message I'm sending. I hope everything works out for you."

    • @aquagamer1212
      @aquagamer1212 6 років тому +18

      Slim Junkin perfect response. Short, not sweet, and to the point.

    • @wrifraff
      @wrifraff 6 років тому +22

      Exactly. Send proof, drop everything, and run away and stay out of it.

  • @haliedaisy1
    @haliedaisy1 6 років тому +74

    41:15 Gavin's revenge!

  • @trishadowd5718
    @trishadowd5718 4 роки тому +2

    Max's giggling never fails to make me giggle along with him

  • @faithaliciouslove
    @faithaliciouslove 6 років тому +30

    Awesome they finally got Michael!!

    • @CanadianGooses
      @CanadianGooses 6 років тому +2

      Faith Lockhart Michael*

    • @faithaliciouslove
      @faithaliciouslove 6 років тому

      @@CanadianGooses ugh thanks, it's spelled right in the title, I don't know how I messed that up lol

    • @auzrielle
      @auzrielle 5 років тому

      Faith Lockhart he’s been on the show before

  • @tombuchborn
    @tombuchborn 6 років тому +125

    MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAEEEELLLLLLL

  • @samanthajewell2272
    @samanthajewell2272 6 років тому +102

    I’d like to formally petition to continue the AH trend. I’d love to see Jack!

    • @ryancox4498
      @ryancox4498 6 років тому +6

      Make him some strong drinks, too. I want to see Last Call Jack on Always Open.

    • @B1g96Mac
      @B1g96Mac 6 років тому +4

      Oh god not Last Call Jack, that would be terrible. He'd just start breaking the set, Texas' new platter would probably get snapped in half at one point

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 6 років тому +1

      Jack and Cati episode

  • @supremecai5857
    @supremecai5857 6 років тому +1

    Love Max being in more, great on cam personality we've never gotten enough of

  • @JohnSmith-xs1ml
    @JohnSmith-xs1ml 6 років тому +19

    It's pretty soothing and almost disturbing to see Michael so chill and relaxed having rewatched the Pubert incident a few seconds ago.

  • @JurassicLion2049
    @JurassicLion2049 6 років тому +21

    Oh god Gav trying to get his revenge on Michael and failed XD

  • @hideharu-xiii8852
    @hideharu-xiii8852 6 років тому +16

    Ok, now that Michael has been on now, get both Michael AND Lindsay on this show

  • @jakepineo6563
    @jakepineo6563 6 років тому +2

    Awesome shirt, Barb.
    I'm the same way with pot Max, I used to be a regular smoker and took a 6 month break from it. I'm 26 now and I lose myself as a human being and devolve into a curled up lump of anxiety when I smoke.

  • @spero4873
    @spero4873 6 років тому +1

    17:20 “ARE YOU FEELING IT MR KRABS” lmao

  • @jakeinthebox9907
    @jakeinthebox9907 6 років тому +48

    11:38
    Sooooo he was Michael in the bathroom?

  • @_krumble_3053
    @_krumble_3053 6 років тому +2

    i never noticed but michael snorts a little when he laughs, its kinda cute XD

  • @goldenfade6332
    @goldenfade6332 6 років тому +13

    Can Barbara do a internet box reunion since we know Michael won’t dare have all those people in the same room.

  • @binghua421
    @binghua421 6 років тому +1

    Hi from Iceland! Just wanted to say that what Michael said about Iceland and Greenland is exactly how it went down in history and why the countries are called what they are right now.

  • @melanienieves3615
    @melanienieves3615 6 років тому +6

    Duskboy Trevor bracelet they are the cutest ❤️❤️

  • @yanheere6859
    @yanheere6859 6 років тому +2

    Max's face when they talk about childbirth is priceless

  • @M1ST3RM1ND
    @M1ST3RM1ND 6 років тому +1

    22:55 "When I wake up in the morning..." Immediately my head went into the Saved by the Bell theme.

  • @floofem4120
    @floofem4120 6 років тому +30

    Can we talk about Barbara's bracelet? It so cute!!

  • @LittleNicky817
    @LittleNicky817 6 років тому +1

    I can relate with Max on the smoking part because whenever I smoke I have to be in a comfort zone with people im comfortable with otherwise i get anxious

  • @wortdrexler5077
    @wortdrexler5077 6 років тому +3

    Can't stop laughing about the warped Uma Thurman on Barbara's shirt at 7:04

  • @emzi2975
    @emzi2975 6 років тому +5

    Have a drink everytime Max says like.

  • @htweelz
    @htweelz 6 років тому

    That shot gave Barb Forest Whitaker eye! LOL!

  • @chrisc1140
    @chrisc1140 6 років тому +7

    21:50 Wow Mariel's voice really changed there xD

  • @mikeflix1598
    @mikeflix1598 2 місяці тому

    How have I not seen this show before after years of watching let's play? You're all a lot of fun here. My anxiety stinks, I think of everyone else in the room, and what they're thinking about me, before I think about myself, "it's a very hard", like Jessica Day from New Girl. Job interviews are awful. Barbara looks like Amber Heard, I can't unsee it now.. The anxiety and dating question are great, fun, and deep topics. Thanks all bye.

  • @azndynomite1277
    @azndynomite1277 6 років тому +62

    Everyone seems so tense around Michael ... except Mariel.

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 6 років тому +9

      Barbra has bad memories from internet box

    • @CalebMealer
      @CalebMealer 6 років тому +48

      Michael = Immovable object
      Mariel = Unstoppable force

    • @redhare57
      @redhare57 6 років тому +5

      @@benjaminraskin8509 what bad memory??

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 6 років тому

      @@redhare57 is your name Mike or something that you'd ask a ridiculous question like this? Michael used to be a lot more let's be nice and say eccentric and it used to be occasionally frightening

    • @redhare57
      @redhare57 6 років тому +3

      Well i know he used to be like that. But what did he do to Barbara exactly?

  • @theworsthokage3015
    @theworsthokage3015 3 роки тому

    So happy this came on my auto play last week and the last few days I’ve experienced the worst anxiety I’ve ever experienced and I can relate to Mariel were it hits me before bed I am going to try therapy cus I can’t live like this 😩🥺

  • @sirebellum0
    @sirebellum0 6 років тому +1

    3:50 "Burning ant" part was funny lol

  • @RampagexLegitx
    @RampagexLegitx 6 років тому +22

    I see Michael I watch

    • @RampagexLegitx
      @RampagexLegitx 6 років тому

      youtube loves this show my god 6 ads

    • @friendlyblackperson
      @friendlyblackperson 6 років тому

      RampagexLegitx I love how you misspelled Michael

    • @RampagexLegitx
      @RampagexLegitx 6 років тому +1

      i don't know what your talking about *looks around nervously*

  • @ashleyferguson6394
    @ashleyferguson6394 6 років тому +2

    Max has the MOST beautiful eyes I have ever seen!

  • @gavvyg4507
    @gavvyg4507 6 років тому +44

    RIP Stefan Karl Stefanson

    • @_Goyle
      @_Goyle 6 років тому +3

      Killa2480 he was number 1

    • @hardtobearit
      @hardtobearit 6 років тому +2

      @@_Goyle now was.never was... He is number 1

  • @joeltemple9325
    @joeltemple9325 6 років тому +2

    I know the polar bear shot as 1 oz Crème de cacao, 1 oz Peppermint schnapps and its so good

  • @zillatattoo
    @zillatattoo 6 років тому +11

    Once a cheater always a cheater. Always rat out a cheater.

  • @whitepearlreaper
    @whitepearlreaper 6 років тому +6

    I had a cone head when I was born, because I was sideways lmao. Mom makes jokes about how I wasn't even straight when I was born.

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 5 років тому +1

    Someone make Mariel's smile at the beginning the new trollface meme.

  • @christopherellis416
    @christopherellis416 6 років тому +5

    Take a shot everytime someone says "Like"

  • @JITCompilation
    @JITCompilation 5 років тому +2

    34:54 Michael's wise words of wisdom

  • @cheesestick3376
    @cheesestick3376 6 років тому +11

    Idk if you've ever tasted an ant, but they're spicy

  • @redhood982
    @redhood982 6 років тому +8

    On the Thumbnail those are the faces of two people about to rock a cat girls world like a hurricane!!

  • @sjordan9355
    @sjordan9355 6 років тому +10

    The ask question, I'd absolutely tell the wife, but mix everything together. You've got the texts, photos from the relationship- proof and stuff. But that's totally not fair to the wife to be in the dark if the dud is being that gross and shady.

  • @stitches_dr6537
    @stitches_dr6537 6 років тому

    I love the bracelet with Trevors name on it 😂☺️ they are so cute

  • @Tentantionem
    @Tentantionem 5 років тому +2

    I'm still 8 minutes in and surprised at how quiet Michael is.

  • @miguelbailey95
    @miguelbailey95 6 років тому +2

    Ik what a payphone in. They were still around when i was a kid

  • @blubbamoja
    @blubbamoja 6 років тому

    and the peaking segment (including the heat bit) is the exact reason i am moving to austin from michigan

  • @chunmunsgoel3633
    @chunmunsgoel3633 6 років тому +1

    I hope the water rivalry continues.

  • @ghostofminapast5901
    @ghostofminapast5901 6 років тому

    I have never related more to Max than when the conversation about birth was goin on. "I don't like any of this." Me too Max.

  • @quinnknobbe7119
    @quinnknobbe7119 6 років тому

    I love Michael's Fight Milk hat.

  • @reaperxiaolong8482
    @reaperxiaolong8482 6 років тому +8

    Love barbaras hair

  • @DerakosZrux
    @DerakosZrux 6 років тому +3

    The four of you installing drywall in his house sounds like a great video! Just make sure to do it drunk and to nail-gun someone...

  • @nintendorakyamato1859
    @nintendorakyamato1859 6 років тому +1

    I love Barbara so much😍😍😍😍

  • @highschoolmusical288
    @highschoolmusical288 6 років тому

    6th Street is pretty great! I love the shot bar, and San Jac Saloon!

  • @alicejlouise
    @alicejlouise 6 років тому

    Can we take a moment to appreciate Michael's Fight Milk hat

  • @hjlaj5481
    @hjlaj5481 6 років тому +1

    That jaundice will get cha -Michael

  • @katiefr
    @katiefr 6 років тому

    wow, this lineup! what a dream!

  • @Shultzysmoothie
    @Shultzysmoothie 6 років тому +11

    Here is an idea, bring a therapist for a short segment every once in awhile. I'm sure at least one watches and would love to do it.

  • @goroggimlij7852
    @goroggimlij7852 6 років тому

    Please this group has to come together again for another episode.

  • @ecogeek234
    @ecogeek234 6 років тому

    Barb's bracelet is adorable.

  • @strawhatsolty396
    @strawhatsolty396 6 років тому

    I love the fight milk hat!

  • @Jarnsaxxxa
    @Jarnsaxxxa 6 років тому +28

    In regards to the last question, definitely tell the wife. I've been somewhat of 'the other woman' before, and had proof of the guy coming on to me, and sending it to his girlfriend lifted a moral weight, it was almost cleansing. It was also kind of darkly satisfying, seeing a dickhead's relationship crumble by my hand. His girlfriend was completely lovely to me (which may not be the same in this case but hey ho) and we even ended up going on a couple dates. So yeah, don't wait for karma.

  • @nivekross
    @nivekross 6 років тому

    That fight milk hat is glorious

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 6 років тому +2

    At 7:00 let’s be fair, friends to one person might be defined as acquaintances to a different person.

  • @WhoTheLu
    @WhoTheLu 6 років тому

    I LOVE MICHAEL DUDE!!!!!

  • @josefrancisco271
    @josefrancisco271 6 років тому +4

    ...when exactly did LtMKilla become an actual adult?
    Now he's an emotionally stable adult capable of handling his business with a straight face. Used to listen to Internet Box while doing homework and now I'm typing this while in...between...meetings. Before I later meet my girlfriend for a coffee date to discuss attractive themed ETFs for our joint portfolio.
    I
    uh
    huh.

  • @outdatedboat
    @outdatedboat 6 років тому +1

    It's so weird hearing them talk about Austin because I live in Portland. It's just so bizarre to me that there is a Portland in Texas.

    • @cryptid_syd
      @cryptid_syd 6 років тому

      outdatedboat you in oregon or maine?

    • @outdatedboat
      @outdatedboat 6 років тому

      sadboi syd Portland Oregon and Austin Texas are incredibly similar cities. Portland Maine is not similar to either of them.

  • @joelzamudio6882
    @joelzamudio6882 6 років тому

    That Pulp Fiction shirt is killer!!

  • @thetotalitarianturtle3755
    @thetotalitarianturtle3755 6 років тому

    I may be late to this, but shout out to the "Marlon Bundo" book behind Michael.

  • @MrSirhasArrived
    @MrSirhasArrived 6 років тому

    I like the Marlon Bundo book behind Michael.

  • @the_rabidsquirel
    @the_rabidsquirel 6 років тому

    The best parts are always when you can hear someone laughing hard in the distance.

  • @melonwhale7044
    @melonwhale7044 6 років тому

    i like how everyone has hints of yellow on their shirts, so it matches the set, was that intentional?

  • @seraphlord
    @seraphlord 6 років тому

    the new rooster teeth adventure: Max buys Sheetrock

  • @stupidloopinfinite4768
    @stupidloopinfinite4768 6 років тому

    Oh wow I love mountain valley water!

  • @SpoonieScully
    @SpoonieScully 6 років тому

    The way max is with weed is the exact same as my mom. There’s only one strain she can have that doesn’t make her more anxious and hate herself

  • @Robert-xe6ts
    @Robert-xe6ts 4 роки тому +1

    funny epesode both girls are pretty and the men are handsome and thier topic is so niice

  • @jamesbowned
    @jamesbowned 6 років тому +8

    God I have the biggest crush on Mariel

  • @zarozinia1168
    @zarozinia1168 6 років тому +1

    9:55 sounds like a stefan sketch

  • @ArkSylv
    @ArkSylv 6 років тому +14

    Drink every time Max says the word "like". You will be absolutely dead....
    and poor

  • @MrKrimson
    @MrKrimson 6 років тому

    Saw this thumbnail after watching another vid, HOW DID I MISS THIS.

  • @effervescent99
    @effervescent99 6 років тому +1

    Max's skin looks amazing. Is he wearing makeup? Or is he just blessed?

  • @arthousefairyy
    @arthousefairyy 6 років тому +5

    I’m way too early. There isn’t enough people here...

  • @kahleeb624
    @kahleeb624 6 років тому

    Omg yes Marlon Bundo behind Michaels left side! John Oliver for the win😂😂

  • @jordanoconnell2708
    @jordanoconnell2708 6 років тому

    i thought the same thing Micheal thought during the ad read about autumn

  • @ThatSashaBee
    @ThatSashaBee 6 років тому

    For the next season could we get the bar on camera so we get to see Texas making the drinks and maybe with a mic... If Texas is okay with that.

  • @margindoodles
    @margindoodles 6 років тому +7

    you GOTTA tell that guy's wife, like they're married, what if she's thinking of like having a baby with this dude or something