American Dad - I'm calling from my history class

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  • @doctorquack-pot4214
    @doctorquack-pot4214 3 роки тому +18080

    He was on the BRINK of killing himself, Stan simply motivated him.

    • @JaytheRookie
      @JaytheRookie 3 роки тому +567

      I liked this and scrolled past it. *THEN I GOT THE JOKE*

    • @zanthyr6525
      @zanthyr6525 3 роки тому +264

      Its funny because Brink is my last name and I plan to be a teacher

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 3 роки тому +82

      Just the push he needed

    • @blackdemonknight
      @blackdemonknight 3 роки тому +47

      It's okay he is still alive apperently

    • @doctorquack-pot4214
      @doctorquack-pot4214 3 роки тому +23

      @@blackdemonknight Damn

  • @nerdburger234
    @nerdburger234 3 роки тому +17228

    The look on Steve’s face makes this better...Like he’s had to deal with this crap before...

    • @jackmist
      @jackmist 3 роки тому +425

      He lives with the guy sooooo.

    • @nunya2587
      @nunya2587 3 роки тому +599

      That's the point of the episode. He interviews stan for his report on the phone but he just goes on these long tangents giving way too much info.

    • @justjokinntokin5474
      @justjokinntokin5474 3 роки тому +105

      0:44
      Steves face says it all 😂💀⚰

    • @conntoons_4848
      @conntoons_4848 3 роки тому +110

      I'm not gonna lie, it kinda reminds me of Rick and Morty. Morty is so used to Rick that almost nothing surprises him anymore

    • @shirogane5972
      @shirogane5972 3 роки тому +34

      He has this entire episode

  • @KyoMoonkake
    @KyoMoonkake 4 роки тому +10625

    I lost count on how many times i replayed this.

    • @dresdi
      @dresdi 4 роки тому +69

      It's fucking hilarious lmao

    • @bxd_intxntixn4377
      @bxd_intxntixn4377 4 роки тому +13

      Me too

    • @ghg436
      @ghg436 3 роки тому +4

      once?

    • @derbyjr
      @derbyjr 3 роки тому +28

      Yo, you good bro?

    • @brodylake7658
      @brodylake7658 3 роки тому +5

      It’s somewhere between 1 and 200,000 times

  • @brandonadrien3476
    @brandonadrien3476 3 роки тому +4379

    Stan went from "Good Morning USA" to "This is America" real quick

    • @Gaby-fb7gh
      @Gaby-fb7gh Рік тому +38

      😂 pretty much.

    • @joshanonline
      @joshanonline Рік тому +57

      And getting increasingly worse. Nukes used to be scary, but now I feel relief they are coming. Going out accompanied is the best 😊

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Рік тому

      Didn’t used to be, was pretty great until the late 90’s.
      Bush did 9/11

    • @Sus_pumpkin
      @Sus_pumpkin 6 місяців тому +17

      @@joshanonlineI hope your ok now😊

    • @BenjaminSaragosa
      @BenjaminSaragosa 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Sus_pumpkinno, but he doesn't have to be either.

  • @senseisharktv7380
    @senseisharktv7380 3 роки тому +3852

    The writing on American dad never fails to intrigue me.

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 2 роки тому +195

      It's way better than FG writing.

    • @BCHolbrook
      @BCHolbrook 2 роки тому +40

      @@superstarultra28 Agreed.

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari Рік тому +8

      @familyguycomps disagreed

    • @aegis6485
      @aegis6485 Рік тому +11

      ​@Family Guy Full Free Episodes 1080p I disagree with your disagreement.

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour Рік тому +4

      What episo#s th

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 4 роки тому +14126

    So what you're telling me is...
    Stan: Good morning, USAaaaaaa! *reality hits* Oh...

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 4 роки тому +314

      Haha. That's true.

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 3 роки тому +350

      That’s a missed opportunity right there for this episode...

    • @mervynlarrier9424
      @mervynlarrier9424 3 роки тому +168

      why do you think he needs to sing the song? lmao

    • @astein1187
      @astein1187 3 роки тому +78

      dang that realization got me messed up. It's still my favorite show of the three though

    • @sovereign4535
      @sovereign4535 3 роки тому +129

      He sings the song to fight his never-ending suicidal depression.

  • @SniperKing-O
    @SniperKing-O 3 роки тому +2187

    The fact that Steve puts up with that every day should really grant him a lot of respect from his classmates.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Рік тому +45

      School children only respect nastiness of character, Steve is somewhat meek so that will forever make him a target

    • @Magnet_Chaos
      @Magnet_Chaos Рік тому +21

      He thing is that is not every day. Stan is ONLY like this trought the phone.
      So he is normal when Steve talks to him in person. The issue there is that Stan doesn't talk about his life in person so Steve can't interview him unless is trought the phone.

    • @zenketski
      @zenketski Рік тому +10

      Sir this is a comedy. Nerd characters don't get respect.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 9 місяців тому +2

      what country do you think he goes to school in? Thats just another reason hed be made fun of. Dads in the CIA and yet hes such a baby

    • @kingpen5866
      @kingpen5866 2 місяці тому

      The fact that

  • @knoxbox1212
    @knoxbox1212 4 роки тому +7302

    "Diarrhea more often than not" 😂🤣😂🤣 that ish gets me every time lol

    • @qwertyqwertovich4912
      @qwertyqwertovich4912 4 роки тому +87

      Man, that's funny when you don't live like that. Oh wait, I live like that and that's still funny

    • @DarkKingsKing
      @DarkKingsKing 3 роки тому +46

      @@qwertyqwertovich4912 So you're just constantly painting the toilet brown and hysterically laughing? Huh. That IS pretty funny.

    • @qwertyqwertovich4912
      @qwertyqwertovich4912 3 роки тому +25

      @@DarkKingsKing You dont say :D Actually I just need to improve my eating habbits and cooking skills ;c

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 роки тому +23

      My diet is 30% capsaicin.

    • @flyingpastakitty
      @flyingpastakitty 3 роки тому +17

      Lol IBS can be a b**** sometimes! 😂😂😂

  • @Roronoa79
    @Roronoa79 9 місяців тому +211

    "And that's why my dad didn't go to his dad's funeral, and why I won't go to my dad's funeral!"

  • @CringeGamingOG
    @CringeGamingOG Рік тому +708

    The transition between “who was the first president?” To immediately talking about killings himself is perfect. It’s too good man, TOO GOOD!

  • @meow2492
    @meow2492 3 роки тому +3964

    0:23 “alright mr.brink here we go.” He sounds like he’s done this before lmao

    • @MrSeniorwaffles
      @MrSeniorwaffles 3 роки тому +258

      He has, the whole plot is him just trying to ask Stan questions for his history class and everytime he does he just goes off about stuff that's way too personal

    • @ariejohnson1944
      @ariejohnson1944 3 роки тому +7

      @@MrSeniorwaffles I doubt that

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 3 роки тому +81

      @@ariejohnson1944 It's not like this is some known unknown. The episode is available to watch. You watched a clip wherein what SeniorWaffles described what happened perfectly. What more do you want?

    • @ariejohnson1944
      @ariejohnson1944 3 роки тому

      @@logicphile6207 liar I saw the episodes

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 3 роки тому +25

      @@ariejohnson1944 And what happened, in your view?

  • @OvertheHedge06
    @OvertheHedge06 3 роки тому +5040

    "I don't know if there's an afterlife."
    So he just admitted that he questions God even though he's living in his personal Heaven.

    • @HyperChara
      @HyperChara 3 роки тому +383

      And point a heaven gun at God's head. And had an atheist friend comeback to life after that friend met the devil. And met his Gaurdian Angel, finding out that he in a _"Wonder life"_ Christmas lesson and this isn't his real family. And made a deal with the Devil to revive him and his wife in exchange for going to Hell after dying the next time (He plans on training for Ninja Warrior course in Hell to get to Heaven) We don't think about continuity here.

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 3 роки тому +247

      I hate when a show doesn't have any sense of continuity. I get that they're making a joke, but said joke ignores a major piece of character development for Stan, namely that he has personally interacted with angels, God and other supernatural forces.

    • @goodolrainbowpet
      @goodolrainbowpet 3 роки тому +92

      he isnt... think of that episode like simpsons treehouse of horrors... its not cannon... and i dont know when this episode aired but tbere was an experience he had where he killed himself and francine and went to heaven and sold his soul to the devil

    • @robertmartin8907
      @robertmartin8907 3 роки тому +112

      @Jack Marsden Brian's met Jesus before and he is still an atheist. They even. Brought up the fact that he has met Jesus when talking about his atheism.

    • @rainmaker5199
      @rainmaker5199 3 роки тому +45

      @@Garrus1995 Eh the shows on a floating timeline, character development outside of things like cast changes doesn't really occur. If it did Steve would've graduated after season 4. It really only exists within the confines of the episode or two part episode if that.

  • @thejman3489
    @thejman3489 3 роки тому +1432

    I didn't know teachers had the authority to dismiss life

    • @nessiev2373
      @nessiev2373 3 роки тому +151

      "the grim reaper doesnt dismiss you i do"

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 3 роки тому +26

      Ryuk: interesting

    • @calebcarmichael2257
      @calebcarmichael2257 Рік тому +4

      They wish.

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour Рік тому

      What's the episode

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 Рік тому +2

      @@Earlierfour S08E09
      You should try reading the description sometimes. More often than not whatever you’re looking for is found right there.

  • @geegarcia7858
    @geegarcia7858 2 роки тому +650

    The part about the first 5 seconds when he wakes up being his only happy time, that shit was waaaaaay too real lol.

    • @LennyQUMFIF
      @LennyQUMFIF 2 роки тому +30

      So it's pretty much when he says "Good Morning, USA" after he says that he remembers

    • @PipeGuy64Bit
      @PipeGuy64Bit 2 роки тому +15

      @@LennyQUMFIF Stan smiling through the rest of the intro is just a mask he puts on

    • @Allen667sjja
      @Allen667sjja Рік тому +7

      Unfortunately, that or alcohol

    • @squallstopher608
      @squallstopher608 Рік тому +9

      Even the first 5 seconds suck, as I fumble for my alarm...

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 Рік тому +6

      Sorry dude I kinda know how that feels and I honestly feel like if there’s not a change I’m gonna end exactly like stan expect, I doubt I’ll have wife or home

  • @furionmax7824
    @furionmax7824 3 роки тому +2300

    Teacher: steve, I think you're just trying to get out of this assignment.
    Steve: game on bitch. You wanna hear what I gotta deal with? Fine by me!

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому +69

      Teacher: he’s right, Life dismissed

    • @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
      @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 2 роки тому +10

      Legendary comment rigth thare XD

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 2 роки тому +5

      Pretty much!

    • @abigails4088
      @abigails4088 Рік тому +11

      had something like that once... teacher even gave me detention for 3 days over it. day 1, I sat there are glared at the chalkboard for the whole period without doing anything else of substance. detention teacher asked me to explain what was bothering me about being there... she agreed with me and overruled him, cancelling the rest of my detention.
      > Yeah, when a smart person tells you "I didn't actually LEARN anything new" during a lesson, it's not a criticism of your lesson plan or competency as a teacher, it's just a simple statement of fact. I already knew every single thing in the material.

    • @Celestial_Wing
      @Celestial_Wing Рік тому +6

      Always satisfying seeing a know it all teacher get set straight.

  • @fiddlerontheroof4099
    @fiddlerontheroof4099 4 роки тому +6398

    My favorite part of this honestly, was seeing the horrified looks on the students' faces 🤦‍♂️😂 idk why, either

    • @owenb8636
      @owenb8636 3 роки тому +117

      Hearing what their future has in store for them

    • @WannabeWryter
      @WannabeWryter 3 роки тому +44

      And the squishy noise in the end there as he most likely hits the payment.

    • @redes9529
      @redes9529 3 роки тому +7

      @@WannabeWryter most likely

    • @reinaemiya
      @reinaemiya 3 роки тому +5

      @@redes9529 did you see him hitting the pavement

    • @redes9529
      @redes9529 3 роки тому +8

      @@reinaemiya your right he stopped mid fall

  • @TheRealSparkplugTheFox
    @TheRealSparkplugTheFox 5 років тому +875

    0:23 I love the moment of 'oh you want to play like that Mr. Brink? Game on.' from Steve

    • @MrChaoticreign
      @MrChaoticreign 3 роки тому +23

      Steve: are we doing this now? Oh we are doing this, let's fucking Gooooood teach!

  • @iceydicey77
    @iceydicey77 3 роки тому +710

    Seth green: Makes script on suicidal speech
    Me: No no hes got a point

    • @thephoenixxm4160
      @thephoenixxm4160 3 роки тому +32

      *Seth MacFarlane
      not Seth Green.

    • @averymichaels2087
      @averymichaels2087 3 роки тому +19

      Seth, actually isn't the creative mind or writer for this show. He's really just a voice actor who's friends with Matt Weitzman & Mike Barker that gave him co creator credit & an executive producer nod to push FOX to greenlight the show. Seth doesn't write or come up with storylines for American Dad as everyone thinks he does. That's Family Guy, where Seth has WAY MORE say over.

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 3 роки тому +6

      @@averymichaels2087 This comes from a guy with the same first name as Avery Bullock. Checks out.

    • @animefan2454
      @animefan2454 3 роки тому +3

      @@averymichaels2087 don't think anymore since family guy is trash

    • @commanderfiendfyre4095
      @commanderfiendfyre4095 2 роки тому +4

      @@animefan2454 Not really, the Waxed stairs gag was side-splitting!

  • @TheMulToyVerse
    @TheMulToyVerse 3 роки тому +5256

    Most realistic thing: middle-age including anxiety, disappointment... and diarrhea more often than not...
    Least realistic thing: 16 students in a public high school class

    • @rattles8789
      @rattles8789 3 роки тому +303

      That and all the students are present

    • @alejandrobotero8725
      @alejandrobotero8725 3 роки тому +240

      Be more like 38-42 in a class, 25-30 regulars. The rest on some random rotation of in and out days....but I'm old like that

    • @Wolfbane1677
      @Wolfbane1677 3 роки тому +37

      I don't know I had less then 40 in my whole senior class, and had less going to the same class at the same time hell my biggest class was weights but that was just because the whole football team had to take it. But then again I did go to a small public school for that had to take kids from three small towns just so each teacher could at least get 10 students each.

    • @dwinters6291
      @dwinters6291 3 роки тому +8

      Try a class with 100 students...

    • @dwinters6291
      @dwinters6291 3 роки тому +8

      And only 10 of them are guys

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf 3 роки тому +3832

    I just noticed Barry has no desk in this scene. Is he actually part of Steve's history class or did he just show up to rant about his dad?

    • @Joseph_Drew_III
      @Joseph_Drew_III 3 роки тому +556

      The best part is that Barry’s personality doesn’t give us any idea to the answer.

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 3 роки тому +289

      He was on the front row with Snot, Steve, and Toshi. They didn't show the first row at all when they scrolled across the classroom.

    • @jackieg340
      @jackieg340 3 роки тому +45

      I think Barry was shown in the class with them that time Steve failed the history test. I forget the exact episode though

    • @michaelscott3174
      @michaelscott3174 2 роки тому +74

      There's literally an empty desk in the very first shot. Shut up.

    • @dinglepringle1380
      @dinglepringle1380 2 роки тому +2

      Less than 5 seconds in, you see Barry’s empty desk. Did you even watch the video before saying dumb shit?

  • @bigwingedkuriboh
    @bigwingedkuriboh 3 роки тому +233

    This feels like an Archer practical elaborate voicemail

    • @Laserbeak316
      @Laserbeak316 3 роки тому +30

      Had the call ended with a gunshot and then “Hahaha! Elaborate voicemail hoax!” Then it would be funny.

  • @TheCommenterDragon
    @TheCommenterDragon 4 роки тому +285

    The looks on everyones faces when Stan talked, some were shocked and others were terrified in fact it's amazing that everyone in that classroom didn't try to kill themselves.

  • @joshuagross3151
    @joshuagross3151 3 роки тому +352

    His last name was _"Brink."_ That should've been a hint.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 9 місяців тому +4

      an extreme edge of land before a steep or vertical slope....seems like the name came after the joke did, just worked backwards.

  • @spectraphantom5870
    @spectraphantom5870 3 роки тому +169

    The best thing about this is Steve’s emotions
    He was at first nervous and didn’t know how to say anything
    But when Mr Brink called him out he was like, “Okay game on”

  • @blueberrymcphuckerson9821
    @blueberrymcphuckerson9821 2 роки тому +53

    00:41 Someone's who has gone through depression wrote that line, lol. When you're depressed, that few seconds of confusion and forgetfulness right after waking up is the highlight of your whole day.

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD 3 роки тому +182

    Stan: *Meets God multiple times*
    Stan: I don’t know if there’s an afterlife

    • @YuudaiGH
      @YuudaiGH 2 роки тому +10

      OMG your right. I never thought of that.

    • @pokemaster123ism
      @pokemaster123ism 2 місяці тому +3

      Also Stan died in the apocalypse and his heaven was being able to live with his family again

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 3 роки тому +836

    Plot twist: Steve actually faked the phone call. It was a recording.

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 3 роки тому +74

      Stan must have attended the same Secret Agent Elaborate Voicemail Hoax class that Archer did

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 3 роки тому +9

      @@FEARSWTOR Yes, he must have, at some point. 😂

    • @michaelterrell5061
      @michaelterrell5061 3 роки тому +6

      @@FEARSWTOR yay someone who watches that show.

    • @bustergundo516
      @bustergundo516 3 роки тому +5

      @@FEARSWTOR yes I was thinking that same thing.

    • @jamesglamstar6946
      @jamesglamstar6946 3 роки тому +5

      Velius well he has theResources

  • @darthlazurus4382
    @darthlazurus4382 3 роки тому +475

    My own opinion is that Stan was lying each time. He just didn't want Steve calling him.

    • @SnekOil
      @SnekOil 3 роки тому +25

      Good theory

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 3 роки тому +7

      Or that was their plan

    • @Ezmoney1300
      @Ezmoney1300 3 роки тому +9

      Sound bout Stan

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 3 роки тому +27

      I mean, Stan has been known to troll his family before so it wouldn't surprise me.

    • @sikujacob4556
      @sikujacob4556 3 роки тому +9

      If you've seen this whole episode, Stan does this every time Steve asked him for help with his assignment. All in all, Stan is a bigger jackass than Brian Griffin.

  • @maciek8159
    @maciek8159 Рік тому +85

    I relate so much to the part about how he wakes up and he's happy for only a few short fleeting seconds until he remembers all his worries. The past fourteen years of my life have been that an it will never change. I've almost come to not only believe that but also accept it.

    • @Snappishbench12
      @Snappishbench12 Рік тому +5

      Ok

    • @davestarharris2011
      @davestarharris2011 10 місяців тому +2

      I wish nothing but peace for you

    • @JDrocks4ever
      @JDrocks4ever 3 місяці тому

      Well… I hear the Netherlands have legalized euthanasia if it ever becomes too unbearable. I don’t care about the American cult of positivity. Putting on a fake mask everyday

  • @shadowgodfray
    @shadowgodfray 3 роки тому +136

    0:54
    Stan: I don't know if there an afterlife
    me: dude, you have been their several times.

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 3 роки тому +5

      Remember the Anti-Christ who could swim in land? xD

    • @OTDinosaurScrubs
      @OTDinosaurScrubs 2 роки тому +3

      He probably just thinks they’re dreams or something

    • @JunoCommando
      @JunoCommando 4 місяці тому +1

      @@OTDinosaurScrubs and he refuses to talk about those during the daytime!

  • @SCARFACEPHOENIX
    @SCARFACEPHOENIX 5 років тому +1034

    thats really disturbing it looks like seth mcfarlane is describing his real life is actually like and that is shit

    • @bufan7177
      @bufan7177 5 років тому +38

      How can seth want to kill himself when he is so rich, famous and talented in singing and voice acting?

    • @WarriorsfanDubnation
      @WarriorsfanDubnation 5 років тому +55

      Bu Fan because life is pointless, that’s why.

    • @liamroberts1458
      @liamroberts1458 4 роки тому +166

      @@WarriorsfanDubnation No, it's because depression can affect everyone. It doesn't matter if your life is fantastic, when you're in that dark pit, it's nigh-impossible to crawl out, but it *can* be done.

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 3 роки тому +55

      @@bufan7177 I used to wonder the same thing about Kurt Cobain. That was before I dealt with depression myself. It fucks everyone up that it passes, some worse than others.

    • @Ry_TSG
      @Ry_TSG 3 роки тому +6

      @@liamroberts1458 Who the fuck gave rich and successful people the right to be depressed? They have piles of money, can do whatever, whenever, and if they don't like what they do each day then they can easily afford to do literally anything else that is more meaningful. Any rich person who is depressed is a fucking pussy

  • @iamnerd223
    @iamnerd223 3 роки тому +59

    Ok end results aside, big thumbs up to Steve for standing up to his teacher calling him out like that.

  • @calamitywayblight4752
    @calamitywayblight4752 2 роки тому +92

    The fact that they didn't just add a thud for the teacher's body hitting the ground, but they also added a splatter sound effect, implying a copious amount of blood is both deeply disturbing but also an incredible display of attention to detail 😰😰

    • @mr.sausage7716
      @mr.sausage7716 Рік тому

      Gay theory how many gallons of cum can stan squirt with the size balls hes got

  • @vigi1antvort3x41
    @vigi1antvort3x41 3 роки тому +42

    I love how everyone is moved by Stan while Steve acts like it's Tuesday.

  • @Lelouchxzero1
    @Lelouchxzero1 3 роки тому +53

    So it was during the Kennedy assassination. That's Stan's answer

  • @RoseRose-fk7ni
    @RoseRose-fk7ni 3 роки тому +62

    always a great moment when steve is underhandedly confident

  • @Legoman11
    @Legoman11 4 роки тому +347

    I want to know why barry wont go to his dad's funeral

    • @billybob2388
      @billybob2388 3 роки тому +121

      maybe you should stop sleeping in class and pay attention to your classmate's reports

    • @iimiofthekaii
      @iimiofthekaii 3 роки тому +39

      @@billybob2388 and this is where you get the "Best possible way to reply" achievement

    • @KaiKrimson56
      @KaiKrimson56 3 роки тому +8

      I think maybe it's because the drive to the funeral would be too much like the Indie Movie episode for him.

    • @phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182
      @phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182 3 роки тому +2

      @@KaiKrimson56 nah barry was more angry then sad during his report

    • @tennatenna3865
      @tennatenna3865 3 роки тому +1

      If I remember right, Barry hinted in a different episode that he was abused by his uncle, that may have been what it was, either that or it was a throw away joke.
      Edit: I say this at the risk of being r/wooooshed

  • @austinmorrison6953
    @austinmorrison6953 3 роки тому +42

    “I gotta feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day!”
    Ok

  • @Roberto577_One
    @Roberto577_One 3 роки тому +94

    The synchronized blink at 1:14 gets me every time.

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 4 місяці тому

      Golly gee I sure do love that blink. Wish I could see it, UA-cam. Whole bunch of shit covering the fucking screen.

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 2 роки тому +78

    0:48 their faces are priceless 🤣

  • @89Dustdevil
    @89Dustdevil 3 роки тому +266

    I'm so glad I'm not like Stan.
    I rarely get diarrhea.

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 3 роки тому +8

      Give it time. That was Stan's point.

    • @OTDinosaurScrubs
      @OTDinosaurScrubs 2 роки тому +12

      @@yoshidinono8095 dread it, run from it, -destiny- diarrhoea arrives all the same

    • @TheKnoxvicious
      @TheKnoxvicious 2 роки тому +2

      Liar

    • @jpPID
      @jpPID 18 днів тому

      Buckle up kiddo, it's coming

    • @MattCollectorControl
      @MattCollectorControl 9 днів тому

      Sombre music playing.
      Me in my work office at 8pm ready to close up the building. I walk round locking the doors playing: Drive by The Cars
      "Can't go on.. thinking......nothings wrong"

  • @tonyathreadgill6252
    @tonyathreadgill6252 5 років тому +1708

    This is how I feel most times. Adult hood sucks people!

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 5 років тому +38

      That's why use my oculus headset as much as I can It's so I can feel free

    • @anthonybeam8003
      @anthonybeam8003 4 роки тому +51

      Video games and Dr.Pepper drown out the bad thoughts for me

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 4 роки тому +13

      @@anthonybeam8003 vr is a bit more then a game it's promise that you can oneday emulate real life so well that you might be able to have a new one it's even used in therapy for prisoners and in retirement homes for the elderly

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 3 роки тому +26

      My adulthood isn’t that bad. It’s better than being in high school.

    • @jamespaguip5913
      @jamespaguip5913 3 роки тому +20

      @@kenthuang436 same here being adult is much better than being in high school.

  • @whYLiE09
    @whYLiE09 3 роки тому +65

    -Hi, how's it going
    -This world is imperfect...
    -What?

    • @whYLiE09
      @whYLiE09 3 роки тому +3

      @max.adagio 😁

    • @aliasofgray2854
      @aliasofgray2854 3 роки тому +9

      -If only I could wipe away the impurities
      -Is everyone else in the class hearing this?
      -And make it as beautiful as the USA!

  • @zerdagdir1988
    @zerdagdir1988 3 роки тому +23

    Wtf... Stan just said to the smallest detail what I feel like every day, even that 5 seconds after sleep. I didn't expected my mentality to be in this show

  • @razzle2112
    @razzle2112 3 роки тому +33

    steve: who was president when you were a kid
    stan: and i took that personally

  • @Dragon66898
    @Dragon66898 3 роки тому +29

    I love how Stan doesn’t even listen to what the question is and how the teacher’s eyes widen when he heard what Stan said.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 9 місяців тому

      he listened....he just didn't care. can you not tell the difference? are people really getting that...unable to do basic things now?

  • @renroxhrd
    @renroxhrd 3 роки тому +315

    How I felt when I was suicidal like a year ago. Don't kill yourself people, you do matter and there's purpose and people who love you. It took me forever to realize that

    • @cheatbluevii9123
      @cheatbluevii9123 3 роки тому +15

      Cliché...

    • @UltimateAnimeGamer
      @UltimateAnimeGamer 3 роки тому +6

      Totally agree, man. Life is never worth throwing away. Reach out for help if you or anyone you know feel that way.

    • @Jackietubepro
      @Jackietubepro 3 роки тому +12

      @@cheatbluevii9123 ...

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 3 роки тому +5

      I hope you are doing better these days Peach.

    • @renroxhrd
      @renroxhrd 3 роки тому +3

      @@bonefetcherbrimley7740 thanks I am

  • @masoncouch4303
    @masoncouch4303 6 років тому +168

    Teacher: Steve you're up.

    • @YuudaiGH
      @YuudaiGH 4 роки тому +16

      Little did he know he’s life was up

    • @liamroberts1458
      @liamroberts1458 4 роки тому +3

      Oh, WOW, no fucking shit! It's almost as if all 1100 and something of us watched the SAME THING. Astronomical!

    • @kyleandrews453
      @kyleandrews453 3 роки тому +6

      @@liamroberts1458 dick

    • @myleg4508
      @myleg4508 3 роки тому +3

      @@liamroberts1458 tf are you going in about sped

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 3 роки тому +2

      @@liamroberts1458 look out, we got Einstein over here

  • @7theconqueror937
    @7theconqueror937 3 роки тому +17

    I friggin love the look on Steve's face throughout all of it

  • @drewthistlethwaite8909
    @drewthistlethwaite8909 3 роки тому +32

    It’s the added wet crunchy splat for me. That extra detail was perf.

  • @joestarlineage5838
    @joestarlineage5838 3 роки тому +40

    I just realized his name is Mr.Brink

  • @yvettestrickland7141
    @yvettestrickland7141 5 років тому +163

    Damn Steve you just killed your teacher! Lol

    • @yvettestrickland7141
      @yvettestrickland7141 4 роки тому +13

      @Anthony Shedd but Steve had let him the teacher know his excuse

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому +7

      Well not really Steve’s fault more Stan

    • @Frog097
      @Frog097 3 роки тому +5

      At least the students got to go home early

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada 3 роки тому +6

      The teacher was the one who killed himself. nobody else made him do that.

    • @1angelicdemon1
      @1angelicdemon1 3 роки тому

      No when you are requested to adhere to what you are called to uphold. Yet as leader to your moral obligations as a student of academics of higher learning. To then in turn come up short. Only to be slandered by those in the position of higher authority and expectations from your elders that's quite blissful of your homelife. Upon proper communication skills that are MIA of your own flesh and blood. You cannot expect your upper superiors to show a willingness to understand by your position alone. So with an already damaged reputation from the assumption of said teacher you must bring forth evidence to showcase your authenticity of your word alone. Now that the truth has been told from Stan which is the pun of the joke the truth (so to speak) it reveals that Steve did not bare false witness. Then overdelivered to reveal the insecurities from his teacher by making Stan self project his own life to display the teachers own life. Causing him to jump out of said window. Which steve had no intent of harming. He merely defended himself from being slandered in the first place. So it's not Steve's responsibility for catching teachers jumping out of windows. Besides suicide is not very healthy for you body eat more greens!!!😇 can I have a cookie now?

  • @lydiamccann7943
    @lydiamccann7943 4 роки тому +61

    Steve looks so done with this

    • @thebakalord
      @thebakalord 4 роки тому +14

      Because of that he’s the only one resistant to Stans mid life crisis rants or to any rant of that.

  • @DarknetDude
    @DarknetDude 8 місяців тому +8

    I can definitely relate to the five seconds thing.

  • @user19718
    @user19718 5 місяців тому +5

    This is probably one of my favorite scenes in American Dad, steves face gives it all

  • @mrklaus6232
    @mrklaus6232 Рік тому +15

    This never fails to make me laugh

  • @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod
    @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod 3 роки тому +34

    Oof, I relate to Stan's problems way more than I should.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 9 місяців тому

      thats what life without religion is. sad morose, but only the selfish should care that its meaningless

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic 9 місяців тому +2

    There's something extremely funny about Steve stopping the teacher's cliché response with "oh is that what you think?"

  • @Allurade
    @Allurade Місяць тому +3

    That 5 seconds in the morning bit hits close to home lately.

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 3 роки тому +37

    Back in early 1980 my tenth grade history teacher committed suicide. We thought it was great at the time because a) we didn't like him and b) we got a substitute for the rest of the year (who we did like.) It wasn't until around 2005, my early 40's, that it dawned on me that our class might have been the cause of his depression. That and Jimmy Carter had been POTUS for over 3 years at that point and the Iran Hostage Crisis had been going on for a few months.

    • @Lou-nl7el
      @Lou-nl7el 3 роки тому +3

      Don't feel too bad, many people make mistakes when they're younger. I also have anxiety about anything to do with Iran and related news and I'm sure being alive at the time of the crisis would have been scary

    • @branrrez4291
      @branrrez4291 3 роки тому +6

      Sounds like you killed a man, with the help of dear president Carter of course

    • @kaneconqueror6560
      @kaneconqueror6560 3 роки тому +1

      @@branrrez4291 one more and he can have a positive kd ratio

    • @skylarthompson299
      @skylarthompson299 3 роки тому +5

      You were a terrible person.

    • @zeked4200
      @zeked4200 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds to me like this guy had a lot of other shit going on...it was the 80s, who didn't, right? Maybe you were a factor, but I doubt you were the cause. I mean, if it were *just* his students, he could have got a new job...or transfered school districts...or taken a few years off to pursue whatever "dream job" he had before teacher...
      Or maybe you did. Maybe you guys were a bunch of turds in his punch bowl and he had just had enough. I doubt it, but that does make for a better story.

  • @alexnas9634
    @alexnas9634 Рік тому +7

    "whats so great about living" that hits really hard

  • @davaughnfrisco1015
    @davaughnfrisco1015 Рік тому +17

    That diarrhea line hit me hard😅

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 9 місяців тому

      thats probably TMI...usually makes people laugh when they also have issues or know people with that issue.

  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 2 роки тому +6

    I love how Steve sounds challenging when he says, "Oh, is that what you think? Okay, Mr. Brink, here we go."

  • @dregspromise4092
    @dregspromise4092 3 роки тому +5

    “So who was president when you were a kid” “oh I don’t know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently” 😂😂

  • @SailorPikachu96
    @SailorPikachu96 2 місяці тому +8

    This means that after he sings the "Good morning USAaaaaaa" part, all the other lyrics are lies and he's just faking it

  • @Duskwalker68
    @Duskwalker68 3 роки тому +15

    Most relatable thing Stan has ever said

  • @chrisagurs6459
    @chrisagurs6459 5 років тому +42

    There was a splat at the end

  • @E_Rex_Sean
    @E_Rex_Sean Рік тому +7

    Meaningless march through my empty days, really hit right there.

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 9 місяців тому

      empty days and yet no where else in the universe can you expect to have it so nice. at least we have oxygen and aren't constantly being bombarded with radiation. If the days are meaningless, then so is the person experiencing them.
      make change, do something different, actually be someone

  • @marcuslong9761
    @marcuslong9761 Рік тому +4

    Watch the teachers eyes go from suspicious to terrified after Stan starts ranting about suicide.

  • @gamma-ray9996
    @gamma-ray9996 3 роки тому +34

    I guess he was on the “Brink” of suicide! Haha

    • @vihuynhquang5204
      @vihuynhquang5204 3 роки тому +1

      *facepalm* ugh, here we go again...

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 3 роки тому

      Good one it sounds like Brinks security company

    • @jackwilson2418
      @jackwilson2418 3 роки тому

      (Pulls out a string of fishing wire) I'm going to deprive you of all your oxygen from your throat with this if you don't get out

    • @Virtualweakness
      @Virtualweakness 3 роки тому

      Ba dum tsssssssss

  • @aspielm759
    @aspielm759 Рік тому +16

    You know what really unsettles me?
    That deep down I agree with Stan through that subconscious thought that is stored way back in the corner of my brain. Whatever this voice, thought or feeling is, no matter how happy and stable I feel I never feel like I was able or will be able to get rid of it.
    Of course the voice of reason is stronger. the conscious version of me is stronger and in charge. I am stronger and in charge!
    So I wouldn’t even think about anything melancholic, let alone suicidal.
    Unless all the stress gets too much, I crumble under the pressure, can no longer keep my emotions in check and go a step too far, I should be fine.
    I’ve got nothing to worry about

  • @boodle4960
    @boodle4960 Рік тому +5

    I was shocked that this was on UA-cam!! I watched the episode and didn’t even bother searching for this part. However!!!!! Someone else feels the same as I do!! What a relief. We’re not alone men!! Keep soldering on. There is comfort in community.
    The only difference is, I wake up in a panic. There is NO 5 seconds of peace. Waking up is the worst part of my day. Let’s not give up, but if we do, we do so as bravely as Mr Brink. If ur here it’s because u got a little Brink in u, but I’m with u! Not today brothers, not today. Let’s make it one more day.

    • @ImScaroused
      @ImScaroused 9 місяців тому

      I hope things are still going well a few months later

  • @TallManVanitas
    @TallManVanitas 2 місяці тому +2

    “Anxiety. Disappointment. Diarrhea more often than not.”

  • @alphagaming7494
    @alphagaming7494 Рік тому +2

    His attitude just says “Oh oh
    so you want both barrels OK game on bitch here’s the hell I deal with.” And it is gold.

  • @Nekufan1000000
    @Nekufan1000000 2 роки тому +9

    Fun fact: We see from the external shot of the school that Steve's school is only two floors tall. This means that his teacher fell no more than 20 feet, or about 6 meters for those across the pond. The medial fall height is 48 feet, or about four floors, twice what our teach just took. His suicide attempt is likely to end with a couple of annoyingly broken bones, depending on how he landed, potential paralyzation if he breaks his back/spine, crack ribs if he landed on his front, and only possibly death if he angled himself down to try and crack open his skull or snap his neck with the impact. In other words, what a drama queen, like that fall would even have a chance of dismissing life.

  • @mhikari92
    @mhikari92 3 роки тому +20

    Will , that explain a lot about Stan's personalty......

  • @dramaticvirghoe
    @dramaticvirghoe 4 місяці тому +4

    this is why i will always love american dad

  • @debodatta7398
    @debodatta7398 9 місяців тому +2

    This + the Rick and Morty scene”My life is a joke” go together so well

  • @trickytroll2990
    @trickytroll2990 10 місяців тому +2

    This has been one of my favorite American dad scenes since I saw it.

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 Рік тому +3

    "I don't know if there's an afterlife?"
    Man, you know a guy who's been there.

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 Рік тому +3

    Plot twist: Steve and Stan planned this so he could get out of the assignment, but Stan got way too into it and the plan HEAVILY backfired

  • @Starman256
    @Starman256 2 роки тому +6

    The Chad American Dad vs the Virgin Family Guy

  • @Cyber_Horse_Studios87
    @Cyber_Horse_Studios87 5 місяців тому +1

    0:23
    I love how Steve immediately goes “oh. Alright then, you asked for it.”

  • @TheREALSIXTY6
    @TheREALSIXTY6 7 місяців тому +2

    Whats more diabolical in this clip then stan just talking suicidal is the fact that Steve is just standing there cold hearted menacingly not giving a damn💀

  • @Enoch_Trismegistus
    @Enoch_Trismegistus Рік тому +3

    2nd story window, 4th story fall time, 100th story splat.

  • @thenotsoperfectpodcast8683
    @thenotsoperfectpodcast8683 4 роки тому +110

    I relate to stan

  • @10RexTheWolf01
    @10RexTheWolf01 3 роки тому +2

    No fucks given by Stan. Father of the year.

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 8 місяців тому +3

    Kids: Surely life can't be That bad as an adult, right?
    Adults: ...

  • @condorsouthernlands4730
    @condorsouthernlands4730 3 роки тому +6

    Why am I listening to this while getting ready for work?😭

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 Рік тому +3

    You could say he, was on the Brink.

  • @UrWorstNightmare69420
    @UrWorstNightmare69420 Рік тому +6

    0:35 me when I see kids doing TikToks in public

  • @1rotzy
    @1rotzy 3 роки тому +2

    Mr. Brink survived that fall, and went on to live a happy life, with no diarrhea, working at his local soup kitchen.

  • @VimyGlide
    @VimyGlide 2 роки тому

    "I think you're just trying to get out of this assignment."
    "aight, you bouta head out."

  • @chrisarbour
    @chrisarbour 3 роки тому +9

    "Oh is that what you think" lol that killed me

  • @edgarperestrelo1104
    @edgarperestrelo1104 Рік тому +3

    I love the face reaction of Steve. He don't give a shit about Stan drama life. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Super-Shafs
    @Super-Shafs 3 роки тому +5

    I like how after the teacher jumps out the window at the end, they all blink in sync

    • @zeked4200
      @zeked4200 3 роки тому

      Oh shit they do LOL

  • @rbad61
    @rbad61 Місяць тому +1

    Every time I have diarrhea I watch this because it’s happening more and more as I get older

  • @SamPashmi
    @SamPashmi Рік тому +2

    The fact that his answer wasn’t even remotely connected to the question makes this all the more hysterical 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @masontatum5101
    @masontatum5101 Рік тому +3

    I feel so bad for laughing at this dark humor 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣cause everynow & then I feel like this