I find it hard to believe that anyone would’ve realistically found her attractive enough to voluntarily look at her more than once, let alone get her up the duff three times (and counting). And age-wise she’s more 16 going on 36 than anything else, buddy. 😉
Try and stretch your imagination around this Helen. Sometimes, when TV shows are filmed, the actors involved have practiced the script. Sometimes, on ultra rare occasions, they have more than one attempt to get the script right once the cameras are actually filming them on set. The funny thing is, they don't tend to show the dozen or so failed attempts before finally getting round to airing the successful version. Thus manufacturing the illusion that they get everything right first time. I understand this may be a lot for you to take in.
Yea but no but yea but no but yea cause something happened that I don’t know nothin about I stoped smoking when I was like 7 then when I was 15 a lady called Nikki Minaj came to be and said smoke this or I’ll run away forever then that’s why I love and hate smoking
You’ve got to bear in mind the time this series was originally-aired. Smoking in pubs and that wasn’t illegal until summer 2007 (and Little Britain for the most part is very much a mid.-early-noughties-ish show - long before the smoking ban came out). You can’t really watch this show with the exact lens of someone living in 2022. You might want to buy an MP3 player and a Sony Ericson with a crazy-frog ringtone if it helps take you back in time.
oh man, me too! It's a freaking RIOT. Umm let me check, clickity clickity click..."computer says no" and the hotel maitre'd who only spoke in riddles and pariables? lol My ex gf was JUST like him! I never could figure out wtf she was on about either lolol
Vicky Pollard is my second favourite character out of Little Britain behind Lou and Andy. Matt Lucas’s comedy timing for Vicky was so legendary and spot on as well as all the other characters he played.
True... I'm from Poland, but i leave 14 years in the UK.... I steel remember,, allo allo,, i love English humour....,, Little britain,, it's one from my favourite....
@@JohnDoeplaceuknown I’m a progressive person and I was still sad when they took it off streaming services. But I do understand. Since the show did use blackface.
I knew girls like that in St Paul's, in fact the only three girls who were not like that and were middle class was me, Oonagh Pennington Wilson and Sandy Donohoe.
A trappy, skanky legend but a bit of a G nonetheless (and irrefutably). It would be interesting to see what her mixed-race kids look like now. With any luck they would’ve followed in their respective Jamaican/Nigerian dads’ footsteps and traded in snakebite at the park and mash-and-bangers with no salt (there tended to be more salt coming out of her mouth than going in) for jollof rice, ora soup and curry-goat.
so do most people, about 85% but it's all bn cancelled by the very few minority of pointless arseoles , god knows how that's happened !🙄, can't have fun n laughter in the world anymore , thanks to the lefty, woke CUNTS!
They went around the country in the late 90 looking at teenage culture. They looked at how teenagers behaved, dressed what they wore and even how they spoke. 😂😂🙈🙈
This show was once Britain's most favourite show. Its been taken off netflix and other platforms because we live in such a politically correct culture now. 🤮 Matt and David were made to apologise for the show! Stupid. Its hilarious.
Absolutely hands down.... LB is one of the greatest british comedy... Its up there with faulty towers . Man one thing us British do better than no other Is Comedy❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
The Simpsons were going to do a crossover of this, with Vicky Pollard, Daffydd, Lou and Andy on it, they even reported it in the paper with pictures, in the end sadly they never did it which is a shame because it would have been awesome, especially since the new episodes are just boring and awful. They should have also had Sebastian, the prime minister, Majorie Dawes, Bubbles and Emily Howard.
As an American idk why but I still find this hilarious! Maybe because I’m a bit more known to British humor, but I’ll say this! We have a lot of ‘Vicky Pollards’ over here! 😂😂 And this was beautifully acted out! I crack up every time!
I went to an inner city all girls school when I was in secondary and half of them were like this. Meanwhile me, the resident asexual nerd since 2006 be like: 😐
We got on a bus in Brighton and 2 of these were sat behind us.....I don't think they noticed everyone laughing or if they did probably thought it had nothing to do with them.
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She's so lucky! She's got her own council flat, three kids, and she's only nine.
😄😄
Lies again? Half Man Half Woman
I think about this line. Alot.
She's the one who did the thing about the thing
I find it hard to believe that anyone would’ve realistically found her attractive enough to voluntarily look at her more than once, let alone get her up the duff three times (and counting).
And age-wise she’s more 16 going on 36 than anything else, buddy. 😉
Vicky Pollard is one of LB’s best characters. How Matt Lucas never trips himself up when on one of Vicky’s rants, I’ll never know. Brilliant stuff.
No but yes but no
Yeah but no but yeah but
Computer says nooo!
Yeah but no but yeah i actually have ACTUALLY so SHUT UP! Edit* Don't worry were going this party's well sad anyway. Alreight!
Try and stretch your imagination around this Helen. Sometimes, when TV shows are filmed, the actors involved have practiced the script. Sometimes, on ultra rare occasions, they have more than one attempt to get the script right once the cameras are actually filming them on set. The funny thing is, they don't tend to show the dozen or so failed attempts before finally getting round to airing the successful version. Thus manufacturing the illusion that they get everything right first time.
I understand this may be a lot for you to take in.
Imagine being clever enough to speak in a different accent at 100mph and remember all the lines.
He's a comic genius
And the thing is, there really are people out there like Vicky Pollard, and she is the only good and acceptable one, lol.
Tell me about it, at St Paul's, every one was like her or Lauren from Catherine Tate.
Oooh my god i so can't believe you just said that
@@jayde2645 Very funny! 😀😁
@@jayde2645 😂😂😂😂
@@jayde2645 shaaaaap
So many people are like her in real life
Yeah, it's frighteningly accurate in all respects.
@@thomasgray5406 And the number of them is growing :(
yeah mate thats why its comedy.
@@Le_Petomane Frightening too
So was Abby Bryant (Stacey Slater’s old bestie who we met in 2005). Very-clearly-and-uncannily-so.
Matt Lucas is one of the most talented and unique european comedian last 15 years. I hope he'll back asap. Kind regards from Germany
Guten tag. 🇧🇪
@@eleanorhogan8643 Guten Abend Eleanor. Ich hoffe, Ihnen geht es gut. Herzliche Grüsse aus München
@@d.w.3020 Danke shun.
He is Germany comedian
Germanistan?
Vicky Pollard hates smoking 🚬 except in places were it is prohibited.
Yea but no but yea but no but yea cause something happened that I don’t know nothin about I stoped smoking when I was like 7 then when I was 15 a lady called Nikki Minaj came to be and said smoke this or I’ll run away forever then that’s why I love and hate smoking
You’ve got to bear in mind the time this series was originally-aired. Smoking in pubs and that wasn’t illegal until summer 2007 (and Little Britain for the most part is very much a mid.-early-noughties-ish show - long before the smoking ban came out). You can’t really watch this show with the exact lens of someone living in 2022. You might want to buy an MP3 player and a Sony Ericson with a crazy-frog ringtone if it helps take you back in time.
Vicky is all too realistic, we've all come across a Vicky Pollard at some point
Unfortunately I have a Vicky pollard as a cousin
@@seanrommel7535 my condolences 😭
Yes we have
I was addicted to this series at the time.
Not just at the time… so hilarious! xD
oh man, me too! It's a freaking RIOT.
Umm let me check, clickity clickity click..."computer says no"
and the hotel maitre'd who only spoke in riddles and pariables? lol My ex gf was JUST like him! I never could figure out wtf she was on about either lolol
Epic comedy tbf.
Vicky: I swapped my baby for a Westlife CD
Social Worker: How could you do that?
Vicky: I know, they're totally rubbish! 😅
Vicky Pollard is my second favourite character out of Little Britain behind Lou and Andy. Matt Lucas’s comedy timing for Vicky was so legendary and spot on as well as all the other characters he played.
"Don't listen to her coz she's gone all lezzy!" 🤣
The bit on the bus cracks me up - just randomly starts telling the bus conductor her life story 😂
And the conductor is Big Keith from the Office.
"Please can I have ten hundred thousand pounds now please" 😂
There was a girl in my class that use to talk like this
same with me and i'm not even british lol
Nearly every girl in St Paul's talked like Vicky Pollard.
@@eleanorhogan8643 they still do 🤣🤣🤣
@@mansiple That does not surprise me.
This is priceless. Only the Brits can do this. No other people than the Brits have this way of humor. I LOVE IT!
you must be ignorant and old.
True... I'm from Poland, but i leave 14 years in the UK.... I steel remember,, allo allo,, i love English humour....,, Little britain,, it's one from my favourite....
We don’t like being called Brits
@@miikelee9609 My aunt is British and she says 'Brits' a legitimate and you're cherry picking. Cheers...
@@miikelee9609 I'm British, I don't mind being called a Brit!
Love little britain. Very talented guys
Sure cheers me up.
The making baby line sends me every time 😭
other than that one time I'm a virgin!
Vicky Pollard is legendary! 😂❤
Sums up most the bullies in British Secondary school …. 🤣
I am learning this language continuously for the past 8 years and still struggle very hard to understand these skits 😂
What ee learning Bristolian then, is ee?
How can a parody be offensive, stupid people
They should of kept this show going! It’s ace
It wouldn't be allowed air due to the sjw's
The woke fascists banned it
'Progressives' even had it taken down from Netflix and managed to get the producers to apologise for making it.
@@JohnDoeplaceuknown Good heavens, what happened to the world?
@@JohnDoeplaceuknown I’m a progressive person and I was still sad when they took it off streaming services. But I do understand. Since the show did use blackface.
These two guys may be the most talented comedians of their generation, IMHO.
I met two chavs in Hatfield today. OMG. They were so real Vicki pollard. Nooo but yeah but noooo... i thought they only exist in TV.
No, rather unfortunately
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats so funny
I knew girls like that in St Paul's, in fact the only three girls who were not like that and were middle class was me, Oonagh Pennington Wilson and Sandy Donohoe.
@@eleanorhogan8643 no chavs in saint pauls nowadays 😂 if u wanna find chavs in Bristol youd have to go hartcliff or knowle
@@imagesandthat7888 There were chavs when I was there.
I miss Little Britain.
“Oooo my god!Ican’tbelieveyoojustsaidthat!”
😂😂😂😂
One of my favourite characters of the fantastic "Little Britain"! Thx for the upload!
Vicky pollard is a fucking legend
A trappy, skanky legend but a bit of a G nonetheless (and irrefutably).
It would be interesting to see what her mixed-race kids look like now. With any luck they would’ve followed in their respective Jamaican/Nigerian dads’ footsteps and traded in snakebite at the park and mash-and-bangers with no salt (there tended to be more salt coming out of her mouth than going in) for jollof rice, ora soup and curry-goat.
How in the world were they able to synchronize those speeches at 2:05?! Brilliant!
Haha funny and hilarious. I wish this programme came back on telly because it was funny and entertaining to watch on the telly. 😂
was it funny on the telly? yeeeeah it was funny on the telly. I bloody love when things are funny, let alone when they are on the telly.
You are as British as a human being possibly can be.
*"Telly"!?*
I never knew Rebel Wilson was so talented...!
How he speaks so fast. Brilliant, and stop giving her evils
Most advertising creatives saw her as an accurate depiction of the working class, according to one survey.
I can't understand what Matt Lucas says as Vicky.........but is funny as hell 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
The uncle Pete sketch kills me everytime...🤣🤣🤣
*Swapped it for a West Life CD* :/
How could you do such a thing?!
@@Tomiato64 i know they’re rubbish 😪
Charles Manson's mother tried to swap him for a six pack of beer.
My favourite Little Britain sketch
"UNCLE PETE?" LOOL!
The only bit that tripped me out was how nice she was to uncle Pete, was a nice moment even if the circumstances were a bit weird
I miss little Britain
Just go into any British town
1:56 that sketch actually had me laughing so hard that my stomach ached 😂😂😂
Want this back on.
so do most people, about 85% but it's all bn cancelled by the very few minority of pointless arseoles , god knows how that's happened !🙄, can't have fun n laughter in the world anymore , thanks to the lefty, woke CUNTS!
Education in England is first class.
Don't mock! I've got a GCSE in Make Up!
If you slow down the playback speed you can actually understand pretty much everything she says!
Don't need to, I can understand what Vicky says
They dress in drag so well!
“ *Inexplicably loud and fast noises* BRAND NEW ADIDAS BAG *More inexplicably loud and fast noises* “
Guys please don't give me the evils
*Evils intensify*
*pure evils*
2:00 That's literally how all teenagers in the 00's spoke. 😀
Chavs still talk like that
Hi, I was a teenager for 7 years in the 00s, I didn't speak like this.
@@AA-hg5fk it’s how most teenagers speak now days lol
the subtitles on this are actually gold lmao, so clueless
I turned them on after reading your comment. You're right. She talks so fast it's hard to read along with them.
Don't go givin' me evaals! 😂😂😂😂
They went around the country in the late 90 looking at teenage culture. They looked at how teenagers behaved, dressed what they wore and even how they spoke. 😂😂🙈🙈
This show was once Britain's most favourite show. Its been taken off netflix and other platforms because we live in such a politically correct culture now. 🤮 Matt and David were made to apologise for the show! Stupid. Its hilarious.
what the fuck
@@HeatIIEXTEND care to elaborate?
@@taliyahs1918 Had no idea, surprised is all. Looked it up and yeah...that's some sad shit.
WTF
That sad
Absolutely hands down.... LB is one of the greatest british comedy... Its up there with faulty towers . Man one thing us British do better than no other Is Comedy❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
That was kind of her to help old uncle Pete...
Swapped it for a Westlife CD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It is not funny when you realise more than half of British population are Vicky Pollard
“I bought that earlier…. 😬” I love the face she makes 😂 4:00
Beyond parody… 😅😂😂😂😂😂.. just brilliant
Priceless😂😂
Swapped it for a westlife CD 😂
No one:
Vicky: ShUt uP
Whenever there is a clip of her in school, I am reminded of the tie I wore in middle school as they are identical.
“Yeah but, No but, Yeah but, No but!” 😂😂😂
Sadly, but comically, everywhere has a Vicky in some form or another. Love Lucas' pace and deliverance with the lines
Yeah i got me ticket..right here 🖕
"GCS what" 🤣🤣🤣
7:36 THIS WHOLE PART IS SO FUNNY TO ME
Where's the baby? Swapped it for a Westlfe CD 🤣
0:12 top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
The Simpsons were going to do a crossover of this, with Vicky Pollard, Daffydd, Lou and Andy on it, they even reported it in the paper with pictures, in the end sadly they never did it which is a shame because it would have been awesome, especially since the new episodes are just boring and awful. They should have also had Sebastian, the prime minister, Majorie Dawes, Bubbles and Emily Howard.
Ahh that is a shame! Do you know the reason why at all? ✌
@@LocoCloco I can not remember.
Reading this actually sounds like a Vicky Pollard rant lol
@@James_Christen133 Haha! Good one.
Everyone in the 90's wet to school with a Vicky Pollard. 🤣🤣
I LOVE " Little Britain" ❤❤❤
Little Britain is Absolute (Classic)❤️🤣
Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no... 😂
this sounds like me talking to my friends, no wonder they think im mentally ill 🥲🤷
I'm from Bristol and vicky reminds me of people I know!!.
She’s the epitome of outrageous 😂😂😂😂😂😂…. Amazing
The bit with Jermaine is just hailiarious.
I'm sure when God saw this he made an 11th commandment saying thou shalt not breed.
Superb!
1:13 why is it so accurate?
I am sure that I have seen the lady playing the social worker has been on something else, she looks familiar.
My friend from the UK showed me this and I’m rolling XD I’m so glad chavs don’t exist in my country.
Chavs exist in every country. They just sound different
They exist everywhere there is youth , you can find the varients in every big city or town in the world!
As an American idk why but I still find this hilarious! Maybe because I’m a bit more known to British humor, but I’ll say this!
We have a lot of ‘Vicky Pollards’ over here! 😂😂 And this was beautifully acted out! I crack up every time!
5:40 literally me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pure gold
5:26 LMAO!
Swapped it for Westlife CD .. 🤣🤣😂😂😁
"Vicky, where is the baby?" -> Swapped it for a Westlife CD. 😂💿👶😂
I went to an inner city all girls school when I was in secondary and half of them were like this. Meanwhile me, the resident asexual nerd since 2006 be like: 😐
Ihr seid so süß!😍👍👏👏👏💞
😂😂😂
7:25
I love how they got a bunch of random kids from the street and had them act completely naturally with Matt Lucas
BRAND. NEW. ADIDAS BAG!
We got on a bus in Brighton and 2 of these were sat behind us.....I don't think they noticed everyone laughing or if they did probably thought it had nothing to do with them.
7:58 I'm quoting this to my ex because I don't want to see her again lol.
Brilliant
the best,
Vicky is the next superwoman, love it
She's amazing
No but yeahr but no but yearhr but...... 🤣