Best part of SS13/14, is when people see you, get their friends attention. "Oh hey, its that guy! He's the one who taught me how to do surgery!" Or whatever other role.
“Yeah, those are the Meat Abominations. They happen time to time, but dealing with them is Sec’s job. Now an important function of Cargo is running this console…”
My favourite cargo bit has always been engineering fucking up and cargo taking it upon themselves to build and run ANOTHER engine. Usually ending in a massive explosion or fire.
Good morning/afternoon/evening guys and gals and whomevers, loving the Christmas dump! Hope you are all doing well, and are getting older and wiser with grace, or at least leaving claw marks on entropy LOL If i had a few bucks to throw at a charity, this seems like a great choice. Love the work you guys at BPL and associated channels do. Thanks - laters
Little does everyone know, the Gorilla's flourished on the station. Obtaining Human intelligence eventually, and becoming our Gorilla Overlords in Five Years time...
Tex thank you for keeping this up all those years, love your SS13/14 vids they really make my day no matter what mood or what kind of day im having. keep being an awesome person.
I remember my first and only round of SS13, I was instantly turned into some fishman, beaten and thrown through a table, electrocuted by a bot for trying to escape from it.. then got dragged into a sec officer being killed by a traitor with an energy sword who then killed me. I didn't get to learn much other than people don't like fishmen.
I kinda feel like doing an admin stream/video of SS13/14 would be great content, not directly playing but just spectating the madness and seeing what people get up to and commenting. Would probably be better as a video series than a stream just to eliminate the possibility of people metagaming.
the last time i played cargo the QM died due to being valid so cargo descended in to feudal kingdoms and refused to take outside orders till a new high quarter master was elected form among the clans
While you joke.. I do have a buddy who was a astronaut and he loved telling me about a few things.. One involved him sneaking a gorilla suit on board and scaring the hell out of another person with it.. And the time when he ate sausage and cheese before going back up.. He made two other astronauts throw up... I have been around him after hes had such a meal and I can see it happening. Do not EVER let the guy eat sausage and cheese unless you want to die from his gas. He is almost as bad as my uncle was about that.
Oh hey, you're friends with the Gorilla Suit guy? Also love how Tex HAD SPACE SUITS AT ROUND START! I don't know if Emergency Space Suits are that much worse, but it's better than no space suit.
How do I get access to BPL14? The Wizard’s Den servers are… they’re okay, but the people can be really cringe. Do I need to access a different server hub?
NGL playing a lot can compensate a lot for smarts.. then again the opposite is true as HD2 community has show with certain loud minority that constantly complains about "balance" while chanting their religious mantra of "AHG only buffs enemies and nerfs players". Mind you this is often people with near quadruple playtime hours that struggle on even medium difficulties with a full premade team while players with lower ranks and hours don't struggle nearly as much even playing as solo randos
hey tex unfontly mice and rats in space sation 14 can be acatly conteoled by real players. so tex you got to make shure thsoe mice are not sentant players before you chuck them out of the air lock. also as player contoled mice can be very helpful pets and also can used to help recon the antags location out for you. but thats only if you got a detectives tape recorder on hand so you can comuate with them in excage for free food.
No he doesn't "got to", they're mice and rats. Mice and rats get treated like mice and rats, they're not employees nor are they people. Them maybe being players is not important since its roleplay.
"Grab your guns, we fight Charles Entertainment Cheese" 🤣
What a devoted QM Checkers is. Cargo is being attacked by meat monsters and he’s teaching new cargo techs how to do Cargo
And still technically teaching the new guys have to be good Cargonia cargo techs or miner not to die.
Best part of SS13/14, is when people see you, get their friends attention. "Oh hey, its that guy! He's the one who taught me how to do surgery!" Or whatever other role.
“Yeah, those are the Meat Abominations. They happen time to time, but dealing with them is Sec’s job. Now an important function of Cargo is running this console…”
The
"We refuse to pay taxes until there is a captain"
"Congrats you've been promoted" was great
How it starts: "We need to money more"
How it ends: "Oh god Charles Entertainment Cheese is a zombie"
I had lost hope for the long format.
Long live the long format!
Yes, more long videos please!
Ah, yes, butcher the floormeat. Just another day at the station
I love how tex just straight double clicked adding then removing both sec and chem when trying for all access 😆
That Space Station 14 logo in the start makes me so happy.
Welcome Spessmen of Light!
Spess! - Tim Curry
So a fire suit and some coffee gave you a space safety factor of seven?
With a welding mask it was a safety factor of nine!
My favourite cargo bit has always been engineering fucking up and cargo taking it upon themselves to build and run ANOTHER engine. Usually ending in a massive explosion or fire.
RIP Space Raccoon 🙏
we're in the same danger of running out of trash pandas that we are in running out of wild boars and coyotes
RIP
"All the Cargonia I can Hail with this!" lol
Centcomm sounds lame, I am never inviting them for pizza.
**Duty-Free* Pizza!
Good morning everyone
Good morning homie👋
Morning 👋
Mornin
Morning!
Mornin'
The clown, the QM, and the HoP beating the meat mans ass had me howling ngl
Makes me wonder how much of the spacestations atmosphere was methane during the power outage
Man really loving all the ss14 content. Thanks Tex much love
Falling asleep to your dulcet tones. I can finally sleep.
Happy spessmaning tex
Good morning/afternoon/evening guys and gals and whomevers, loving the Christmas dump! Hope you are all doing well, and are getting older and wiser with grace, or at least leaving claw marks on entropy LOL If i had a few bucks to throw at a charity, this seems like a great choice. Love the work you guys at BPL and associated channels do. Thanks - laters
Its not the black pants legion if theres no animal cruelty
I also remember firefighter / coffee / cigarette / welding mask spacesuits. Good times.
That Zombie ending is some serious Space Dandy bullshit...
A bunch of dead animals in space is probably the premise of an episode of Housebroken.
Hail Cargonia!
HAIL CARGONIA! ✊🤪
Would love to play on this server. Seems like a bunch of cool guys.
The way that giant rat just glided through the hallways was so weird 😂
Sup Auxholes
Lori the Loreman!
@@brianvulcan5252 sup Vulcan 🖖
Boi
@@MaezhughesMentalgent
Little does everyone know, the Gorilla's flourished on the station. Obtaining Human intelligence eventually, and becoming our Gorilla Overlords in Five Years time...
*gasp*
o7 Space Racoon.
Hell yeah! A long episode!
Its a day late but whatever. Best birthday present ever! Thanks Tex and the BPL!
Tex thank you for keeping this up all those years, love your SS13/14 vids they really make my day no matter what mood or what kind of day im having. keep being an awesome person.
Wonder what would happen if that money artifact got hit by the ripley
Congratulations on your promotion! 🤣
I remember my first and only round of SS13, I was instantly turned into some fishman, beaten and thrown through a table, electrocuted by a bot for trying to escape from it.. then got dragged into a sec officer being killed by a traitor with an energy sword who then killed me.
I didn't get to learn much other than people don't like fishmen.
That was a fun round. Got crazy at the end, ehehehe
Ahhh, this is quality Spessmens gameplay by Tex. Feels right up there with SS13. SS14 is evolving nicely!
Excellent round at the station!😂
A meat suit is just a space suit for your bones
Remember never trust a fart
Oooo nice
I kinda feel like doing an admin stream/video of SS13/14 would be great content, not directly playing but just spectating the madness and seeing what people get up to and commenting. Would probably be better as a video series than a stream just to eliminate the possibility of people metagaming.
the last time i played cargo the QM died due to being valid so cargo descended in to feudal kingdoms and refused to take outside orders till a new high quarter master was elected form among the clans
Hail, hail, Zombonia, land of srolen braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsssss.
Undeath and taxes.
Seems like Engineering is always in a constant state of _"F**k it, Why bother..."_ in this version
Benson Abernathy: "We'll suck those farts out."
EXPLORE SPACE!@
the fart milker is like a bitcoin farm except with asses and not graphics cards
I am guessing that BPL station is a private server?
Wouldn’t it be more efficient to just go straight to the butts from which the farts escape? Harness the farts directly from the source!
I'll be honest, I did do a double-take at the logo.
Which server are you on?
Also: Press right click with melee weapons, you can swing them and hit people better.
Shame that the youtube intigrated chapters just stop 1 hour in
While you joke.. I do have a buddy who was a astronaut and he loved telling me about a few things.. One involved him sneaking a gorilla suit on board and scaring the hell out of another person with it.. And the time when he ate sausage and cheese before going back up.. He made two other astronauts throw up... I have been around him after hes had such a meal and I can see it happening. Do not EVER let the guy eat sausage and cheese unless you want to die from his gas. He is almost as bad as my uncle was about that.
Oh hey, you're friends with the Gorilla Suit guy?
Also love how Tex HAD SPACE SUITS AT ROUND START!
I don't know if Emergency Space Suits are that much worse, but it's better than no space suit.
I too miss HAWP
I wasn't 100 when you dropped the skub line, but when you were giving yourself access I knew for sure
Gosh. This game is great. Now to learn atmos so I can make maxca....I mean. Sell Tritium in cargo.
I really want to play on this server. How do I find it?
Hey tex, how do I get on the whitelist? For the server.
How do I get access to BPL14? The Wizard’s Den servers are… they’re okay, but the people can be really cringe.
Do I need to access a different server hub?
how does one become whitelisted for the BPL14 server
Is there a black pants legion server?
NGL playing a lot can compensate a lot for smarts.. then again the opposite is true as HD2 community has show with certain loud minority that constantly complains about "balance" while chanting their religious mantra of "AHG only buffs enemies and nerfs players". Mind you this is often people with near quadruple playtime hours that struggle on even medium difficulties with a full premade team while players with lower ranks and hours don't struggle nearly as much even playing as solo randos
hey tex unfontly mice and rats in space sation 14 can be acatly conteoled by real players. so tex you got to make shure thsoe mice are not sentant players before you chuck them out of the air lock. also as player contoled mice can be very helpful pets and also can used to help recon the antags location out for you. but thats only if you got a detectives tape recorder on hand so you can comuate with them in excage for free food.
No he doesn't "got to", they're mice and rats. Mice and rats get treated like mice and rats, they're not employees nor are they people. Them maybe being players is not important since its roleplay.
Also the can always control another thing lateron, but kill all mice and rats