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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2021
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  • @dnk8888
    @dnk8888 Рік тому +376

    Me and my wife just realized this was the guy who officiated our marriage, amazing.

    • @andrewcecala4308
      @andrewcecala4308 Рік тому +14

      🧢

    • @user-eb7kz2ki6w
      @user-eb7kz2ki6w 9 місяців тому +9

      I agree. No way this dude has a wife

    • @dnk8888
      @dnk8888 9 місяців тому +4

      I got the certificate to prove it

    • @nicholasbradley8868
      @nicholasbradley8868 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@dnk8888 That's awesome man! The Chinese guy?

    • @BigDaddyTony24
      @BigDaddyTony24 7 місяців тому +8

      Post a video of the certificate or you will forever be known as a liar who wants attention.

  • @cashglobe
    @cashglobe 2 роки тому +661

    “It was a little odd sitting across from someone who had no clue they were your husband” is one of the funniest things ever, especially when it’s actually true 🤣🤣

  • @abox3029
    @abox3029 2 роки тому +858

    Nathan for You is one of the funniest shows, wished that he would do more seasons

    • @nicotinadicksean7838
      @nicotinadicksean7838 2 роки тому +1

      @@stanislavalexandravich3216 no.

    • @TheSyl63
      @TheSyl63 2 роки тому +49

      He just came out with a new show, look for “the rehearsal”

    • @michaelli6010
      @michaelli6010 2 роки тому +18

      @@TheSyl63 that show absolutely slaps. perfectly preserves Nathan's brilliant form of humor

  • @the1whereIwatch
    @the1whereIwatch 2 роки тому +600

    i alway love the way the absurdity slowly escalates with nathan, amazing

  • @TheAaronmcmahon11
    @TheAaronmcmahon11 Рік тому +189

    I laughed so hard I had to pause it. I just discovered this show a few days ago. I can't believe I had never heard of it for 9 years.

    • @CoreyDilleyOnline
      @CoreyDilleyOnline 10 місяців тому +4

      I can’t believe a 9 year old likes the show this much. You must be very mature!

  • @Ftanftangfnarrr
    @Ftanftangfnarrr 2 роки тому +263

    Beautiful. I always cry at weddings.

  • @chadnorth10
    @chadnorth10 Рік тому +297

    "that time nathan tricked a taxi driver to marry him at a chinese restaurant to take down uber." .. priceless

  • @MEEG0L
    @MEEG0L 2 роки тому +131

    "turtle face vegetables" "soft teeth with sauce" 🤣

  • @saintpizza4224
    @saintpizza4224 Рік тому +57

    When he starts speaking Chinese the guy probably is like oh he's reading out the menu for me lol

    • @katherineamelia98
      @katherineamelia98 Рік тому +2

      no, he didn’t bc ai doo doesn’t mean anything in chinese

  • @wired14
    @wired14 2 роки тому +187

    I was worried he was going to order the skunk dumplings and ruin the whole plan.

  • @autismatic
    @autismatic 7 місяців тому +48

    As a Chinese speaker it is hilarious because 1 ) the guy officiating actually spoke everything in proper Chinese 2) All of the menu except for Ai Doo are the correct Chinese phonetic pronunciation of the fake English menu ( "Wei Ba " = tail, "Ruan Ya" = Soft Teeth, etc )

    • @moonmeadow
      @moonmeadow 4 місяці тому

      Awesome I was wondering how it was like to a Mandarin speaker

    • @KevinHarold
      @KevinHarold Місяць тому +1

      but to be fair, this man is speaking the southern Chinese accents, ​not the official Chinese putonghua.@@moonmeadow

    • @moonmeadow
      @moonmeadow Місяць тому

      @@KevinHarold thank you for the information!

  • @AngelMass
    @AngelMass 2 роки тому +128

    Nathans face during the ceremony 🤣

  • @jimbocx4822
    @jimbocx4822 2 роки тому +228

    Just checking in to say that Nathan’s green card expires today

  • @kevinstrand4596
    @kevinstrand4596 2 роки тому +513

    Look at the smile on Nathan's face at 2:28, he's so close to laughing
    Even he can't believe this absurd plan is actually working perfectly

    • @quentin4518
      @quentin4518 2 роки тому +58

      incorrect, he told the officiator that they both understand mandarin so he's pretending like he can understand what he guy is saying and acting like he knows he's getting married.

    • @krispybakon6246
      @krispybakon6246 2 роки тому +4

      @@quentin4518 so what’s incorrect about his comment?

    • @quentin4518
      @quentin4518 2 роки тому +65

      @@krispybakon6246 he's not smiling because he's about to break character. he's smiling because he is pretending that he is happy to be getting married.

    • @roadrailn
      @roadrailn 2 роки тому +10

      Yea Nathan is the last person that would break character

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference Рік тому +7

      @@quentin4518 he looks like he’s about to laugh

  • @warpony123
    @warpony123 Рік тому +27

    Bro “Maggots and Rice” & “Octopus with Horse Sauce”

  • @nashwhal
    @nashwhal Рік тому +228

    "I could get deported from the country I've grown to love, America" is so subtly hilarious

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas Рік тому +24

      The implication that the audience would be thinking “really America” lol

  • @SuperlativeCG
    @SuperlativeCG 2 роки тому +205

    Most of us have gone our entire lives without ever seeing a Chinese restaurant commercial.

  • @BeaumontBrians
    @BeaumontBrians 2 роки тому +40

    I'm torn between the Prime Rat(Served Cold) and the Animal Blend

  • @cheeksgalore843
    @cheeksgalore843 Рік тому +19

    this is insanely hilarious. i love you nathan

  • @sociologie4507
    @sociologie4507 Рік тому +36

    With a modified music of the soundtrack of Wong Kar-Wai In the Mood for Love. Man, this is some deep cultural references Americans will not understand.

  • @athenakay
    @athenakay 2 роки тому +18

    This is diabolical 😂

  • @omfglongbeach
    @omfglongbeach 9 місяців тому +11

    0:56 PRIME RAT (SERVED COLD) 🤣

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 2 роки тому +51

    This is so absurdly brilliant

  • @DingoRadish
    @DingoRadish 2 роки тому +239

    I love how in the close up of Nathan's green card his id number is blurred out-understandably. But his gender is blurred out too!

    • @joshk.
      @joshk. 2 роки тому +83

      His green card actually accidentally lists him as a woman lol. Like, in real life

    • @T8minifreak
      @T8minifreak Рік тому +1

      @@joshk. how did that happen lol

    • @Posiman
      @Posiman Рік тому +7

      @@T8minifreak Just an error.

    • @libbybollinger5901
      @libbybollinger5901 10 місяців тому +13

      @@joshk.assigned female at green card

    • @mikerochford2595
      @mikerochford2595 5 місяців тому

      @@joshk. In that case, I'm disappointed that he blurred out gender. It would've been more comedic to leave it visible.

  • @LuisLopez-om8zr
    @LuisLopez-om8zr 2 роки тому +54

    “I don’t want to marry a man” I’m dying lol

  • @rogerdarthwell5393
    @rogerdarthwell5393 2 роки тому +22

    This is pure gold!

  • @bradman2301
    @bradman2301 2 роки тому +23

    Tail (hair on) Loooool

  • @remydaitch9815
    @remydaitch9815 2 роки тому +16

    The most important kind of protection is legal protection.

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp Рік тому +17

    The only way to safly move forward, was to marry Andy without his knowledge

  • @TheMoggFREE
    @TheMoggFREE Рік тому +11

    Nathan said at first they're just gonna get takeout but later we see them eating in the restaurant

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland Рік тому +4

      That’s not the only thing he lied about

  • @guybuddyman838
    @guybuddyman838 2 роки тому +86

    I’m not sure what you’ve got there is a legally binding agreement.

  • @davidsego7783
    @davidsego7783 2 роки тому +55

    Nathan's green car expires in 20 days. A very sad day indeed for America

  • @russellsidell
    @russellsidell 5 місяців тому +1

    Nathan is one of the funniest people I've ever seen! 😂

  • @emily9603
    @emily9603 Рік тому +4

    ‘Uhh, Ai-doo’

  • @jade-lv9ft
    @jade-lv9ft 2 роки тому +70

    this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • @merkretro629
    @merkretro629 Рік тому +10

    This is CIA level skullduggery. Lol

  • @sciencenate
    @sciencenate Рік тому +3

    The menu thing is so funny n priceless… well… I think it was $11.99, but you get my point. 😊

  • @jimmyromano249
    @jimmyromano249 Рік тому +3

    USCIS Category E16 - Priority worker: alien with extraordinary ability.

  • @jacobdockter3436
    @jacobdockter3436 Рік тому

    Tail with Hair ahahaha as one of the menu options

  • @ryanstanley640
    @ryanstanley640 2 роки тому +2

    The music in the background

  • @theblastedfrench
    @theblastedfrench 9 місяців тому

    amazing

  • @alvinfung5684
    @alvinfung5684 2 роки тому +37

    This is absurdly hilarious. Nathan what is your creative brain made of 🤣🤣🤣?

  • @leilazhu1321
    @leilazhu1321 Місяць тому

    I’m dying

  • @omara5001
    @omara5001 2 роки тому +68

    This is straight outta Dwight’s playbook

  • @JWitt30
    @JWitt30 Рік тому

    What makes this even funnier is now days it would just be:
    Taxi Driver: "I'm broke."
    YT'er: Here's 10Gs Everyone loves me!

  • @devinleija3203
    @devinleija3203 2 місяці тому

    What is the episode name?

  • @Cactus7810
    @Cactus7810 2 роки тому +16

    So you accept Visa right?

  • @shiningshinin
    @shiningshinin 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 oh

  • @Olga-ooooo
    @Olga-ooooo 5 місяців тому

    finally! I have a plan

  • @die-cry-hate
    @die-cry-hate 2 роки тому +6

    Is this guy streaming on any platforms?

  • @jimmyquck
    @jimmyquck Рік тому +2

    what happens after? XD

  • @estott3647
    @estott3647 Місяць тому

    I just realized I was tricked into marrying another guy at an Italian restaurant.

  • @TurkeyCreekjackjohnson_
    @TurkeyCreekjackjohnson_ 9 місяців тому +1

    The best part is the guy that barley speaks English is a citizen

  • @sage6451
    @sage6451 2 роки тому +3

    I am so confused right now

  • @conqueringlion420
    @conqueringlion420 8 місяців тому

    How to die on your wedding day tip#1

  • @benpham8509
    @benpham8509 5 місяців тому

    This is not true! To become us citizen (naturalization). You have live here for 3 or 5 years depends on the program. You have to apply for it, get fingers printed, take n pass the test (10 questions). This whole thing could take months. In addition. Once you’re passed, you can change your name if you want to.
    You marry to someone (us citizen) only help you to become permanent resident aka green card resident not us citizen. Permanent resident can get deported if you got trouble with law. I went through this process decade ago

    • @BehPoker
      @BehPoker 3 місяці тому

      Being married has advantages for citizenship too. Iirc it cuts the resident time requirement down.

  • @leoray2859
    @leoray2859 2 роки тому +5

    American open Chinese food
    笑死我了

  • @snowbeach11
    @snowbeach11 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣u naughty

  • @snowbeach11
    @snowbeach11 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤯😳

  • @shami5enwow
    @shami5enwow Рік тому

    Are they still married?'

  • @chase-1109
    @chase-1109 2 роки тому +2

    Cool

  • @colbicolbiWTF
    @colbicolbiWTF 2 роки тому +2

    rotfl hes the best

  • @alienarepresent5833
    @alienarepresent5833 2 роки тому +7

    I married myself once is that funny?

    • @johnrains2339
      @johnrains2339 2 роки тому +5

      Elaborate

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 2 роки тому +15

      @@johnrains2339
      > Comments about marrying self
      > Refuses to elaborate
      > Leaves

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 2 роки тому +6

      Hmm I guess they got divorced.

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer 2 роки тому +45

    taking a step down from being Canadian to become an american...

    • @scpy4346
      @scpy4346 2 роки тому +18

      Sometimes you just love fall in love with some real hot garbage.

    • @The..Butterfly..Effect
      @The..Butterfly..Effect 2 роки тому +1

      Only if the Canadians revoke his citizenship...Now they can LOL. (Of course they are not really married - Even if you get married, the immigration authority must confirm that the marriage is legal)

    • @azimsiddiqui4773
      @azimsiddiqui4773 2 роки тому +5

      nah i doubt in canada you would be able to marry somone in mandarin without them knowing. so check mate canada

    • @scpy4346
      @scpy4346 2 роки тому

      @@azimsiddiqui4773 No worries, put down an asterisk, maybe even say asterisk indicates English translation available on back of document, in very small font. with everything explained in English on the back of the paper.

    • @Bagunka
      @Bagunka Рік тому +1

      Literally, because America is on the south of Canada