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  • @Afro-ninja
    @Afro-ninja Рік тому +29

    Follow up on your answer to my question 12:14. I ended up turning in my two weeks and the president of our company ended up offering me a dream role of mine and got me to stay.

    • @derekpospisil747
      @derekpospisil747 Рік тому +5

      I always see that as a risk (ha), because a lot of bosses will see that as ether you threatening them (give me something better, or I leave) or that you are very mercenary, and neither are employees that they would want. I hope you did it, as Pete suggested, by making it clear there was nothing personal, and you'd like to stay. Best of luck to you!

    • @Afro-ninja
      @Afro-ninja Рік тому +9

      100% explained to them the only reasons were based on the difference in benefits and pay structure and not anything on a personal level.

    • @TheKillPeteStrategy
      @TheKillPeteStrategy  Рік тому +10

      I'm happy to hear it all worked out for you brother! I figured why not try

  • @dengo6716
    @dengo6716 Рік тому +76

    This is the mostly friendly game of risk ever. Felt like in the end everyone would just leave just so no one dies lmao.

  • @lukeharrison7879
    @lukeharrison7879 Рік тому +82

    Pete sitting there casually looking like a bronzed adonis

  • @owl4638
    @owl4638 Рік тому +16

    purple and red were like twins who hate each other

  • @ukaserex
    @ukaserex Рік тому +13

    Okay...the "voice" of Reggie the cat...hilarious! Worth the watch right there. "Plotting" - truly funny, good stuff!!

    • @EvertfromNederland
      @EvertfromNederland Рік тому

      I swear, if there ever was a machine that can read a cats mind, I'm convinced that is what we would find.

    • @TheKillPeteStrategy
      @TheKillPeteStrategy  Рік тому +1

      He's a surly fellow sometimes.

    • @johntaylor5965
      @johntaylor5965 Рік тому +1

      when he dropped the cat, the sound effect made me laugh out loud

  • @pLaIrVaIdNoGx
    @pLaIrVaIdNoGx Рік тому +23

    The evil laugh at the end😂. I love how all risk players have that at least a little bit in their personality.

    • @NormalThe7th
      @NormalThe7th Рік тому +2

      I mean they are all being generals , its kind of their thing

  • @030992amagadi
    @030992amagadi Рік тому +106

    Editor - stop spoiling the videos in the openings, cmon man. Who wants to watch 20 minutes of content that has already been spoiled?

    • @Nosleep8558
      @Nosleep8558 11 місяців тому +5

      I agree

    • @BotsheloSekgweleo
      @BotsheloSekgweleo 11 місяців тому +1

      Not as mad, but would be happy without it

    • @agkilla
      @agkilla 11 місяців тому

      This has been requested multiple times on multiple videos and been the most liked comment multiple times - Pete and the editor do not care about spoiling the videos for their current viewers - the intros apparently are good for attracting more viewers some how by helping the youtube algorithm? (God knows) so yeah good luck getting them removed i’ve asked before!

    • @ingainloggningsnamn
      @ingainloggningsnamn 10 місяців тому +2

      @@agkilla First timer here. I saw the intro and it was actually quite effective. Tbh I don't even remember it spoiling the video. Only that he said something along the line of "I've played alot of noobs". 👍

    • @jamesonklein9363
      @jamesonklein9363 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, it’s the meta to show a “hook” as the intro but I think with this type of video it just doesn’t work.

  • @adamcspanza5986
    @adamcspanza5986 Рік тому +6

    The cat thud made me nearly spray my water

  • @STR4nG3boy
    @STR4nG3boy Рік тому +6

    Omg that was by far my favorite classic fixed video of yours! Making it suspenseful and then right when purple thinks you giving him second you slam him from the board! As he deserved for that wuss play. Laughed my ass off! xD In the last few weeks I have come to enjoy prog more (cause it's just faster and the snowballing is so satisfying when you get it) but I still LOVE to watch classic fixed when you play! What a rollercoaster of emotions, the twists and turns in this game. Loved it! GG WP Sir!

  • @Zoulja90
    @Zoulja90 Рік тому +8

    I swear watchin you play is like having a dinner and a movie with a side of extreme old memory knowledge. Love your vids and games. Keep it up brother.

  • @dimeland2
    @dimeland2 Рік тому +72

    always a treat to waste 1+ hour to see a game of yours. like really! I almost fall out of my chair laughing sometimes lol
    I used to play risk as well but never got by the expert ranking because of my temperament haha
    Anyways it is much funnier to see you play than to play it myself xD keep it going!

  • @sproge2142
    @sproge2142 Рік тому +10

    Another amazing Data moment is when he is acting captain and Worf is his first officer, Data has a problem with how Worf is acting as he is not used to the position and they have this amazingly professional and realistic conversation about it, while also making sure their friendship stays intact (if anything they grow even closer and gain even more respect for eachother). The writers made an amazing and memorable scene by avoiding the trap of adding more drama and conflict.
    God I love startrek ❤

  • @Alexand3ry
    @Alexand3ry Рік тому +15

    1:22:36 - I love your laugh at moments like this 🧡. Thanks well played!

    • @Alexand3ry
      @Alexand3ry Рік тому +3

      Also - I loved purple throwing the heart eyes last minute. **Save me, save me!**

    • @TheKillPeteStrategy
      @TheKillPeteStrategy  Рік тому +2

      Sometimes I wonder if I'd make a better villain

  • @vasilismakrygiannis9476
    @vasilismakrygiannis9476 Рік тому +3

    Used to play the board game as a boy in the early to mid 90s.I saw your videos and now downloaded the game from Steam and started to play. I am a noob, lost all the first 4-5 games I played but who gives a f......The joy of the game is unparallel! Thank you for the re-introduction!

  • @jhomastefferson3693
    @jhomastefferson3693 Рік тому +4

    I actually have some success with Australia when I have a non-position. The trick is to let a suicide fight happen for it while you are chilling and consolidating somewhere in Asia like Siberia Ural or mid east. When the fight for it happens, you go clean up. Usually at that point you're the only threat on Australia left as everyone else has gone for sa, Africa, na or Europe and are fighting over usually over Asia. None can just run you over, without throwing the game and just ensuring they die 3rd. You can't take either. Eventually the game progresses to someone in Na, someone in Europe, and someone controlling sa and Africa to all be generating 5 while I sit generating 3. They eventually realize they have to kill eachother while I play passive, and when they do I trade my position. Or I leave after amassing a good troop number and when someone moves to take it they invariably get attacked. Then i can go for whoever overextends.

  • @fratguide9835
    @fratguide9835 Рік тому +3

    47:00 it’s weird that he likes Picard when he’s dressed like Kirk w that unbuttoned “summery look”

  • @xandermichael836
    @xandermichael836 Рік тому +20

    Spoilers below:
    Here is a thought: Blue was in the same lead gap that Pete ended up greeding up and taking over. Pete mentions the result was the way it should have been an hour ago, but the only thing that shifted was Pete and Blue swapping because he waited everyone else out

  • @johannmueller9660
    @johannmueller9660 Рік тому +3

    Had a noob game myself and got the award "win against 5 expert bots" when they all quit one by one

  • @IvanWizard-Karl
    @IvanWizard-Karl Рік тому +1

    Tachyon detection grid, Data slapped up Sela and the Romulasns turned tail and ran. Utterly fucking trolled the Duras sisters! Nice trek commentary Pete! more of this!

  • @davidholland4713
    @davidholland4713 Рік тому +7

    I did enjoy that game. Blue played quite well given the immense provocation by red, but they shouldn't have broken red and distracted the goldfish. Pete played like a GM who really likes his big stack. 😆

  • @taemyr
    @taemyr Рік тому +2

    23:46 Not only going for asia, but going for asia and giving you thumbs down for getting your troops out of asia.

  • @SamTurtonsamsamsam999
    @SamTurtonsamsamsam999 Рік тому +2

    Watching your videos have helped me improve my ability massively. Was stuck at beginner rank for weeks before finding your channel, now climbed up to expert . Thankyou for your content and keep up the great work

  • @meritfocus
    @meritfocus Рік тому

    Whoever did the editing at 11:00 had me replaying and laughing so hard at that xD I know the cats okay so it's fine

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 Рік тому +1

    Never take Australia is S tier advice for facing noobs, you can have the most brilliant starting position for Australia and somebody will still try and take it from Asia

  • @owapoet
    @owapoet Рік тому +5

    It's a lot of fun watching a video that actually makes me laugh. Great commentary as usual sir.

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 Рік тому +1

    11:50 a good play by Purple here would be to go to east USA, essentially offer green a trade of SA for NA, its a risky play since green might still, be annoyed at you but its better than just getting into a pissing match

  • @buddhastl7120
    @buddhastl7120 Рік тому +1

    GG. I like the sinister ending. Poor Blue sweat for a second.

  • @jeeb6596
    @jeeb6596 Рік тому +2

    Just want to say you and vampirechicken got me back into this game after loving then hating it as a kid. Learning the actual strategy has totally changed my mindset of this game. Through your teachings I am now 11-13 in online FFA with my best win being against a top 200 GM

    • @TheKillPeteStrategy
      @TheKillPeteStrategy  Рік тому

      Fantastic! Welcome back to Risk. It's a lot deeper than I may have appeared as a child

  • @BWeManX
    @BWeManX Рік тому

    Purple: I'm gonna get 2nd!
    Pete: Yeah, well you took AUS...

  • @1994VT
    @1994VT Рік тому

    "dude I f*cking hate you" hahahaha laughing so hard such a nice vibes in here

  • @joshmccarty8800
    @joshmccarty8800 Рік тому +4

    Someone in your chat literally said purple advanced the game by letting the weakest player break him when it wasn’t necessary 😂😂😂😂

  • @midnyte1230
    @midnyte1230 5 місяців тому

    The stalemate was rough. The way red switched aus to USA with blue was sick. But the highlight for me has to be the end where Pete takes blues stack and purple thinks for a second Petes gonna let him take 2nd😂

  • @loosemonk1084
    @loosemonk1084 Рік тому

    I love how you had an alliance with red and immediately disregards them the next turn wow. That was hirlious 😅😂

  • @davidholland4713
    @davidholland4713 Рік тому +1

    I like the Data episode where he's kidnapped by a cruel murderous collector and struggles with his programming and his conscience over whether to kill to save lives.

    • @TheKillPeteStrategy
      @TheKillPeteStrategy  Рік тому

      Oh man when they beam him back and he's already fired the weapon. I love that

  • @taahasiddiqui1071
    @taahasiddiqui1071 Рік тому +2

    Just found this channel, had a video on while i was doing some cleaning and woukd stop when shit was popping off
    Think this guy will get me back into risk lol I used to play the board game alot as a kid

  • @Shcroft2
    @Shcroft2 4 місяці тому

    I think Blue's thought process with the five in Siberia is that he can still give you a 1 troop card whilst also moving his troops off of the UK, to then fortify all those troops back to eastern europe on his next turn. Until red killed his 5.

  • @kirahelfire6240
    @kirahelfire6240 Рік тому +1

    I love these Real games. So much more satisfying than those little 30 minute kiddie games.

  • @henrybernard3885
    @henrybernard3885 11 місяців тому +1

    i had no idea you could use that slider thing when blitzing. i have learned so much about risk from watching you thank you.

  • @Ragoczy
    @Ragoczy Рік тому +2

    Found your channel by chance - watched it for the last two days. :D Just started playing Risk online today - 7 games, 2nd in 5 of them.

  • @PresJPolk
    @PresJPolk Рік тому

    Pete I don't know if you'll see a comment this late, but when chat asked you your favorite Data episode, the one you listed is EXACTLY the one I was expecting you to say. Good choice.

  • @connorallgood0922
    @connorallgood0922 Рік тому

    Allow me to explain red's decision at 19:00 where he feeds purple, as a noob myself, still learning and getting better I think, he just saw an opportunity to get rid of another player from his side of the board, less people to try to attack his interests. Not looking at getting final kills.

  • @shahocken110
    @shahocken110 Рік тому +1

    That ending had me dying of laughter. Your laugh at the end was soooo cynical! xD

  • @chrisrobert5335
    @chrisrobert5335 Рік тому +1

    Data firing the phaser as he is being transported. The baddie was torturing the other captives trying to get a rise out Data.

  • @hogarthheathan
    @hogarthheathan Рік тому

    Purple being ok with a backdoor usually indicates alliances with alot of people in this case everyone except green and red hence taking out red

  • @ZeroG_Bandit
    @ZeroG_Bandit Рік тому +1

    Respect the LTCMDR Data respect. For kids growing up watching TNG, Data learning about humanity paralleled our own growth and maturing.

  • @Tyler.8046
    @Tyler.8046 Рік тому

    13:25 in my opinion, counter offers are such a dangerous game. If your only concern is better compensation, you're almost better going to your employer and asking for a raise. Generally speaking however, I think most people look elsewhere because of other issues impacting job satisfaction, i.e. management, hours, etc. which may be mitigated by a higher salary but will likely continue despite the additional compensation. In addition, companies may not want to risk your departure in the future and may take steps to phase your role out. Finally, they may see your increased salary as a cause to limit or remove future compensation increases to offset the cost to the company.

  • @kaiser_spanholz
    @kaiser_spanholz Рік тому +1

    Just notice that someone in the chat called Pete a redshirt. That’s not very respectful ):

  • @TheShizz011
    @TheShizz011 Рік тому +3

    As per usual I must sycophantly praise your amazing videos! Loving the edits of your main channel 🎉

  • @woopsinator133
    @woopsinator133 5 місяців тому

    46:42 You did the Enterprise Bridge background and said you were Picard or Data, but all I saw was Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher. From that angle you look a lot like Wil Wheaton. ;)

  • @josephjoestar3631
    @josephjoestar3631 9 місяців тому

    Also,that ending is the crazy thing about risk. When you play everything right and all your cards and plays line up.... red *could* have just suicided into you and forced the loss. Not what happened but the fact that so much of the outcome is multiplayer determined and doesn't always come from you playing well

  • @agvozda
    @agvozda Рік тому +1

    that ending was diabolical hahahahahah

  • @josephjoestar3631
    @josephjoestar3631 9 місяців тому

    I've started going for Australia in noob lobbies a lot. Australia sucks in expert lobbies, but vs noobs who I've seen countless times intentionally lose the game to knock someone out, Australia is so far secluded that it's often ignored once it's secured. Noobs love slamming into big bonuses hallucinating thinking they'll get it for free and everyone will just let it happen. So I've learned to let them do it, and turtle in Aus. Terrible strat, but it's the guaranteed noob lobby survival strat

    • @josephjoestar3631
      @josephjoestar3631 9 місяців тому

      Like seriously, the amount of times I strategically took over a large bonus planned from turn 1 and for zero reason, and at the cost of their life, some noob suicides into me, I've stopped. And I decided I'll take as unwanted of a position as possible to turtle for late game

  • @dankmatter3068
    @dankmatter3068 Рік тому +1

    Dude you have the most chill cat ever lmao.

  • @seansoccer100
    @seansoccer100 7 місяців тому

    Love the suspenseful troll at the end👍😄

  • @Crzyspeedfrk
    @Crzyspeedfrk Рік тому +2

    Pete! I made it to Grandmaster yesterday. Thanks for all your guidance, knowledge, philosophy, push-ups, and entertainment! ❤

  • @n8style
    @n8style Рік тому +1

    god I LOVED TNG as a kid/teen, brings back such good memories

  • @Mattball82
    @Mattball82 5 місяців тому

    My favorite Data moment is when Picard had to argue against Riker to prove if he was an individual with rights and Picard owned them with his closing remarks 👍

  • @mikey88888
    @mikey88888 Рік тому

    pete remembering names of people from a 30 year old tv show while i can’t remember the name of someone i’ve been mates with for a year.

  • @aitorlarrea
    @aitorlarrea Рік тому +1

    What a game! Lot of interesting moves there.

  • @hannesw928
    @hannesw928 Рік тому +5

    Well, you can say about the red player what you want. I would say you can also interpret his play as continuously trying to progress the game on a board with rather passive players to the best of his abilities, although probably not always that best move objectively (If such a thing even exists in the world of RISK). Also props for the upgrade from Aus to NA. I also disagree that a downgrade is generally bad. I would rather downgrade and have a chance of playing a game than eating a suicide. But play styles vary. GG.

    • @Gingernuts69
      @Gingernuts69 Рік тому

      For me sometimes its acceptable to downgrade i.e. if they have more troops than me and move their stack into my continent, but if I have more troops than them I won't trade down

  • @domlorenz8324
    @domlorenz8324 Рік тому +1

    Watched the whole video gang let the world know! That ending was hilarious!!!

  • @kadejohnson4779
    @kadejohnson4779 Рік тому +1

    i think the play from purple late was the correct strat, he was single stacking with zero cards so if anyone hit him they guarenteed got 3rd

  • @shane87smith
    @shane87smith Рік тому

    10:57 almost made me spit out my water. so random

  • @jasonmccord4580
    @jasonmccord4580 5 місяців тому

    As my game is growing and elevating, I definitely notice more time spent in these games with at least 2 other players during a v6 ffa. I had to play almost 4hrs the other day because no one would make a move other than card trade and I had to work a way to win and not be suicide 3rd place. I did eventually win that game but it took a long time and some risk and luck as well.

  • @tommendham7686
    @tommendham7686 Рік тому +4

    Dammm Pete looking good in that fit

  • @gamers_1
    @gamers_1 Рік тому +3

    Nice game pete as always 👍❤🔥 ur my favourite risk content creator

  • @joaopedromoreiragoncalves8992

    Man I love watching your risk vídeos even though I don't play the game!

  • @user-ox5sh8si5z
    @user-ox5sh8si5z 11 місяців тому

    Really loved your endgame sir! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kermit_E_Frog
    @Kermit_E_Frog 11 місяців тому

    Watched this entire thing at 3am Pete, let me sleep

  • @lucasr648
    @lucasr648 Рік тому +1

    That ending was so cruel

  • @matthewzimmerman92
    @matthewzimmerman92 9 місяців тому

    at 1:05:30 why wouldnt you move your stack to brazil. if he breaks then it is a 2 loss. but since he matched it basically was saying "hey we had a war i am cool if you are" so moving them keeps from both breaking and lets red depressurize

  • @domlorenz8324
    @domlorenz8324 Рік тому +1

    The face in the thumbnail has me dead

  • @chipsanks7916
    @chipsanks7916 11 місяців тому

    Best ending to a gameplay video ever!

  • @xpr0gidy
    @xpr0gidy 11 місяців тому

    should’ve made him sweat it more by manual rolling blue to 1 left 💀

  • @legueu
    @legueu Рік тому +2

    1:25:03 😅😅

  • @Spf-rs1zw
    @Spf-rs1zw Рік тому

    How high up is his desk? Every time he puts down the cat there is a remarkable thud for a cat xD

  • @MamboJoel
    @MamboJoel 10 місяців тому +1

    This content is gold. So are you.

  • @I3igI3adW0lf
    @I3igI3adW0lf Рік тому +1

    Well I am about 11 minutes in and I know Pete is winning this one. Every time grandmaster Reginald makes an appearance Pete wins.

  • @jamesstevenson3116
    @jamesstevenson3116 Рік тому

    Gotta love the black guy with the gold eye grillz… the futurist pimp around my playa

  • @Maou3
    @Maou3 Рік тому +1

    I think red would benefit from a less gridlocky gamemode...

  • @namelessdrifter651
    @namelessdrifter651 Рік тому

    I was surprised that you didn't take you your SA stack up the 4 purple territories so that you could make the space between purple and red attack-able for purple. That may have been incentive enough to make purple finally take back NA.

  • @williamhouseholder1558
    @williamhouseholder1558 Рік тому

    Peta puts down 80% of the animals they rescue. Reginal would be a fool to call them lol

  • @OfficialJay
    @OfficialJay 8 місяців тому

    how do you quick attack like in 1:24:50 ?

    • @wunwwins
      @wunwwins 8 місяців тому

      I think you have to turn attack animations off and spam enter at a a slow pace and not fast. I think you have to be on keyboard though

  • @JohnJohnson-br7si
    @JohnJohnson-br7si 7 місяців тому

    Why can't I stop watching these?!

  • @calumjames947
    @calumjames947 8 місяців тому

    Can anyone explain the slider blitzing and how it works? noob here that just blitz and normal rolls

  • @Wysewolf
    @Wysewolf 8 місяців тому

    I was already becoming a fan of yours, but then to find out you are a Trekkie really seals the sub for life. Lol

  • @tiagotrombini4217
    @tiagotrombini4217 Рік тому +1

    i love a long but intense game

  • @GreasyShorts
    @GreasyShorts Рік тому +1

    Lightly guarded Australia with the majority of my stack in Ukraine seems to be a good strategy for me.

  • @jerrypoppins9033
    @jerrypoppins9033 Рік тому +1

    Good pay off at the end👌

  • @suspectv322
    @suspectv322 Рік тому +1

    Wait, what's with the slider? I know he mentions it a couple times, but I haven't seen him do that before, what's happening?

  • @cholepp7925
    @cholepp7925 Рік тому

    Reginald edit with the dump got me laughing ^^

  • @aljohnson5601
    @aljohnson5601 Рік тому

    I just can’t believe everybody leaves their borders open and everyone lets the guy in the lead build up. That never happens in the games I play with my friends, Benn playing this game for 55 years.

  • @PeterWarwick-u7x
    @PeterWarwick-u7x 2 місяці тому

    How do I play this game online? I remember playing the (physical) board game as a kid. What do you guys recommend?

  • @ggcreeper962
    @ggcreeper962 Рік тому +2

    In my games, Australia player eins 60%

  • @Scitch87
    @Scitch87 Рік тому +1

    I'm not sure why you didn't help purple get cards after red broke him in North America. You could've started trading with him in Central America.
    Pretty sure purple would've taken you up on that offer and maybe felt strong enough to kick red out of North America eventually.

  • @dannymarsh546
    @dannymarsh546 Рік тому +2

    That’s an awesome shirt Pete please tell me where you find clothing like that! Great game

  • @KingGarey
    @KingGarey Рік тому

    Purple just let himself get pushed around.

  • @johncarey7786
    @johncarey7786 Рік тому

    aaw Pete. All the hate for Aus, perhaps if you visit some day we can change your mind about it. It's a awesome country...:)

  • @wampleek
    @wampleek Рік тому

    Really enjoyed that game… even if it seemed slow at times.

  • @numberhunter9179
    @numberhunter9179 Рік тому +4

    Yay first and loving the content! Keep up the amazing work!