When your neighbor state puts up signs like 10:43 you know that something is greatly amiss where you live. That's when you need to find a way to change your government unless you want to end in a catastrophe. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I'm from germany.
21:36 That's not a joke, that's a very real warning that you should take seriously. Those kinds of signs are usually on dump trucks that are piled high with gravel that no one really cared enough to properly secure.
these are all hilarious signs but i think there’s a company name that should be included in the list here: butt’s plumbing. they literally sell t-shirts that say ‘booty call security’
@@briseboy Nothing religious behind banning books from schools that are pornographic like This Book is Gay, Gender Queer, Let's Talk About It, and It's Perfectly Normal. These were all found in schools here in Florida. Go have a look at what's actually in these books, and then tell me that you're ok with a kid reading them, and I'll go ahead and report you to the FBI as a pedophile.
00:54 pretty much all of it i don't wanna do or just not in me... Being in time and prepared is fine coachable sure but high wnergy is definitely not me... It would require too much of No. 2
free coffee for $1? ok. sounds fine. here is the $1. fill me 3 cups of coffee. the message says "free coffee" doesn't say how much. sorry but I can't agree that not a single person got the answer correct. I got the correct one. "living in a flat I own and keeping my job"
How desperate are people in Florida for dates they're looking at the gators in a funny way. Gotta be hella drunk to look at one of those things and think "I'm gonna tap that, Lou. "
Yep… the freaking AI killed jokes more often than not. The punchline just isn’t there. Visual is great, but the fake voice has to go or he seriously upgraded 😊
(i know this is going to ruin the joke but) I think they mean cut the *_number_* of homeless people in half...? Like, half of all homeless people will have a home by 2025.
This reminds me if when I was coming home from school one time and when I looked to my right, there was a cemetary and one of the graves had a "for sale" sign on it. Good times
That will just double the homeless people 🤬😂
What are the homeless people starfish?
They’re people who don’t contribute to society, this fire giving them abilities beyond understanding. Power at the price of happiness.
They’re not starfish!
@@rayanderson5797 worms.
They're not earthworms....
As a disabled elderly pregnant child, I'm glad I can use the toilet
How do you exist
r/whoooosh
r/whoooosh
6:24 as someone who frequently passes that place to get to school, _get used to it_
When your neighbor state puts up signs like 10:43 you know that something is greatly amiss where you live. That's when you need to find a way to change your government unless you want to end in a catastrophe. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I'm from germany.
12:29 I’d buy that sign 😂
The creepy part is that at 7:03 the phrase "Wir suchen dich" translates to we're looking for you.
The joke part is when you read it in english
21:36 That's not a joke, that's a very real warning that you should take seriously.
Those kinds of signs are usually on dump trucks that are piled high with gravel that no one really cared enough to properly secure.
bro didn't get the joke 😐💀
Probably because there is no joke there.
@@scoutbonk69it’s not a joke
Last year, a local ice cream shop’s sign said “Ice cream is cheaper than therapy!”
these are all hilarious signs but i think there’s a company name that should be included in the list here: butt’s plumbing. they literally sell t-shirts that say ‘booty call security’
4:37
well i said id be hiding in my room, so i was right, i never specified why i was hiding
1:02 LANCASHIRE WHY ARE YOU SHUTTING THIS ROAD FOR 15 YEARS 💀
I know, you'll never be able to fix Lancashire in only 15 years... that'd only get you started, or at least 10% into Manchester United!
nah man 1:23 i looked up the site and every second I'm on there I lose more and more braincells
9:58: Hmm yes I would love a free clock with my pizza!
The photo at the 5:11 mark suggests that there's something funny about drowning; it says, "If you see someone drowning, lol."
Tank Crossing sign: it's here in the UK.
the disney sign means “must transfer from wheelchair to ride”
Knowing the Tory Party, they could actually mean it that way.
I hope they do, it will be so arousing! 😍
@@deontaeavila3514 WHAT
@@spacekid9680 I hope they do it with a buzz saw. 🥵
@@deontaeavila3514 you need help
@@spacekid9680 no you do.
10:48 Yeah, that is sad and funny. I feel so bad for that poor person entering New Jersey, and at the same time there is a sign saying welcome.
I dont get it, can u pls explain?
He's a religious maniac.
@@briseboy Nothing religious behind banning books from schools that are pornographic like This Book is Gay, Gender Queer, Let's Talk About It, and It's Perfectly Normal. These were all found in schools here in Florida. Go have a look at what's actually in these books, and then tell me that you're ok with a kid reading them, and I'll go ahead and report you to the FBI as a pedophile.
2:25 That's for people with allergies and also to try to prevent ridiculous messes.
The point is that it is so blindingly obvious. But since the sign is there, some idiots must have added toppings before toasting their bagels.
11:30 so if i try to fight policemans and lose i can avoid jail? Nice lifehack bro
19:22 as a person who has watched Modern Family, I think the sign becomes a problem when you sit down
That was great
Go, go soylent green!
0:10 i have literally made decisions with this as my standard.
Then you will have twice as many !!😅😅
I love this sign fails pls more 🤣
Thanos: Perfection.
Um that wasn’t no parking in the parking lot it was no porking in the parking lot but I guess he couldn’t say that
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go back to your realm demon
Master oogway?
00:54 pretty much all of it i don't wanna do or just not in me... Being in time and prepared is fine coachable sure but high wnergy is definitely not me... It would require too much of No. 2
Now that’s social reform I can get behind!
2:46 how is "ants" a swear word
Me: sees the thumbnail
Also me: silly Tories
(Only brits understand)
19:53 that's not bart simpson, its Jughead from the archie comics
This is hilarious
That robotic voice is ear torture. Especially when it mispronounces simple words.
AI
@@mlbrooks4066 artificial, yes.
Intelligent, no.
The third one was definitely “no cumming” not “no pissing”, I was the sign
Teslas still need oil for the transmission
0:52 12: Being president.
free coffee for $1? ok. sounds fine. here is the $1. fill me 3 cups of coffee. the message says "free coffee" doesn't say how much.
sorry but I can't agree that not a single person got the answer correct. I got the correct one. "living in a flat I own and keeping my job"
How many of you are still thinking about toasting badjels?
3:09 pretty obvious
The government is going to spend £6 billion on keeping people out. That would build 30000 houses at £200k each.
Sad to find out that the first joke was omly a satire and not a real headline
7:10 SUS🤨
21:15 look at the sign in the background
The first one is like Among us 😶😶😶
1:12 YOU IN RUSSIA MY GUY
They're doubling the amount of homeless people... bro that won't help..
So many misread signs. If you seriously can't find a single person with a decent voice, learn to make friends 🤦♂️
bro how are those kids getting pregnant...
Someone explain order #66 for me, please (18:34); I don't get it.
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Star wars reference
cringe
@@user-wr6dj4ib9o no ur cringe
@@TheXenith you're even cringer lmao
How desperate are people in Florida for dates they're looking at the gators in a funny way. Gotta be hella drunk to look at one of those things and think "I'm gonna tap that, Lou. "
Have you seen some of the American women and their attitudes these days?
Even the bitchiest American woman is safer to er... "date" than a Florida gator. Most of us only bite if asked nicely, and I never break the skin.
Haven't been to Florida, i see.
Bagels?
Was trespooping censored...??? WHy would you need to censor that? its not a swear word. and it actually makes it very annoying.
Wait wait, NASA is a what?
rip homeless people they can only live for 2 more years
As someone who lives in the UK the homeless sign is a real possibility the way things are going here with this country's slide into fascism.
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why can't the automatic voiceover say words that aren't even rude, and what's the use of reading all the phone numbers?
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Why are you reading the sign to us?
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Yep… the freaking AI killed jokes more often than not. The punchline just isn’t there. Visual is great, but the fake voice has to go or he seriously upgraded
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I hope the homeless people are all right now
To be honest conservatives would definitely do that to homeless people
Hey cut them in half urll have twice the problem
(i know this is going to ruin the joke but)
I think they mean cut the *_number_* of homeless people in half...?
Like, half of all homeless people will have a home by 2025.
Yes they mean the number but it sounds weird nontheless
No no, it's obvious. If you cut the homeless in half, you end up with zero homeless people, duh.
@@southernflatland ohhh right right
Tank crossing person I’m going to guess you are from Ukraine
No need for the computer generated voice, it get's on your nerves.
1:10 ukraine
Get rid of robovoice!
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🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Awful, why the speaker?
Stop the voiceover!!!!!!
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This reminds me if when I was coming home from school one time and when I looked to my right, there was a cemetary and one of the graves had a "for sale" sign on it. Good times