Game of Thrones Abridged #41: Catelyn VII, AGOT
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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“arabic numerals, good number system, 10/10”
might be the best unintentional pun i’ve ever heard
The fun part of this chapter is just how much it dunks on chivalry culture. All of the symbols of chivalry, the gleaming armor, the sword of the fallen, loyalty to liege lord, and even the (very bossy) damsel in distress, actively get the Vale night killed.
You're skipping so many food descriptions that you're starting to use your own food descriptions to describe what's happening...
Brynden Tully has joined the party!
Stats
+2 Tactics
+2 Badass Old Man Energy
-3 Marriage Potential
I found a female oyster. We are spewing concentrated oyster babies in big murky clouds. Be back next week.
Enjoy, Oyster dear :)
bahahhahahaha mazel tov!
Shiera Seastar you and me both. Is there a word for people who eat their own children? I feel like Schwifty knows the word. The guy is Wordy. And Stuff.
Maybe 'Cronus'?? ;)
Hairless Oyster Logan's Run
Schwift: so they are doing justice by combat
Me: that's the dumbest idea I've heard in my life-
Schwift: which, would be fun in real life, imagine if OJ Simpson trail was resolved with a fist fight...
Me: -Son of a bitch, I'm in.
I love Schwift, but is it possible to set your volume levels up to where the regular Shift levels are? Minor peeve, but I'm not just being picky, I just like to be able to hear you over other household noises.
I know I'm late to this but seven hells, I need this too. I raise the volume up fairly loud just to hear him and then I the ads come on and blast my ear drums.
@@Amare_Sentire It is the absolute worst! I love watching these as I fall asleep or as background noise while I relax and the ads are unbearable
Great video, as usual :) Tyrion and Bronn´s bromance continues, Catelyn re-evaluates her actions, I felt bad for Littlefinger, Lysa is a fascinating character really with all the history we only learn from hints etc.
Love this series so much. Thank you for doing this. I've read books 1-3 but haven't read books 4 and 5, so please, PLEASE, continue this series and cover those books. You're awesome, Cheers.
Jaywalking of Ancient Greece 😂
The sweet sweet notifications are back S2
oh, that falcon wing buffet ..you are the best!
Top job as always Alt, finally caught up after first sem of uni lol
You, sir, are my spirit animal...
It's their uteruses wandering around :D you're fucking hysterical
this is amazing
I wonder why, at the end of the chapter, tyrion didnt find some sellswords at nearby towns to help him through the highroad
bron winning this fight is the least beliveable thing in this fantasty
Did Tyrion *have* to leave via the high road? I believe you can get out of the vale by ship just fine.
I was born to rule the Seven Kingdoms, and I will!
please feed us more schwiftyyy❤❤
Who’s here in 2020 after Rudy Guilliani declared trial by combat on Congress?? That’s all I could think of when he was talking about trial by combat in the real world 😂
Haha, Candy Crush... I'm playing it while listening. :)
Freddy Devil-Boots XD
S7 trailer doe....
OMG, OJ fight, would the Karrdashians fight in mud? hahahaha
Hilarious going at roman numerals to start hihihi, they are soooooo annoying indeed
Beaty jailers are the WORST.
From pony, to bologna.
~most women
You meant to say that arabic numbers are X/X right?
how did bron manage to injure a man in plate armour only using a sword and no grappling...
damit George
If Lysa had a twitter feed, I'm pretty sure Trump would fall in love with her because they are basically the same person and if there's one thing that narcissistic pumpkin loves, it's himself!
Kevin Balk nah I'd say she's Hillary, trump would be a combo of tywin and mace Tyrell
Caleb Robinson Well, they are equally crazy at least! But I like the Mace comparison. Big ol' windbag
-_-
pls stop with the topical/contemporary political references
Why
The Vale was First Men, Not Andels,,, i think,,,
They were First Men but conquered by Andals, so now they are mostly Andal
Carl Robinson thank u person with the same initials as I
Let's Suffer Together the Aryyns r straight up Andel, but families like the royces, redforts, and hunters were first men origin and intermarried with the Andels and submitted to the faith of the seven
Angel Falls is the tallest waterfall in the world and if you look at pics, it does seem to end in just mist, which looks pretty cool and mystical. It's apparently fed by a huge reservoir, which is filled by rainwater, so not a river. But ya know if Westeros has anything like LOTR/Middle Earth physics, anything is possible ;)
Is it too early to get shifty? Nope. Also I'd pay money to see OJ defend himself in a trial by combat
I think it is mentioned somewhere that the godswood was planted for Ned when he was a ward in the Vale
Since the Eyrie is so high in the mountains, I'm willing to bet all of the water from Lyssa's Tears is from snowmelt.
"Got punished for not crying"
Reference to The Stranger by Albert Camus, where the protagonist, Meurseult, is punished for killing an arab, even though he would have gotten away with it if the prosecutor didn't paint him as a monster, because he was an atheist and didn't cry at his mother's funeral.
Or that's just a coincidence, those happens.
Wait, one of the Lannisters killed Jon?
Spoilers, mate
First 🤙🏽
Catelyn kinda blaming Lysa for her own f ups
Great fight context
This would actually be a good series if you didn't constantly try so hard to be funny