*what Anakin was actually going to say:* Anakin: “Were you and satine ever interested in a 4some with me and padme?” Padme: “we always get space-takeout afterwards, it’s great, you in?” Obi wan: _”Oh I don’t think so.”_ Satine: “perhaps one day, skywalker. But not today.” Obi wan:”….wtf kind of people do I hang out with…” Ahsoka: _pouring eye and ear bleach_
@@DrWho160True, korki has way too much of Obi wans and satine facial features to be a nephew, on that note you ever think anakin took one look at korki when he was talking with Asoka and went hmmmmm very loudly and smugly in front of Obi wan?
Nah he just had his priorities straight. If Satine had asked him, he would’ve left the jedi order. If not, he would become one of the best jedi ever, and so he did.
“Were you and Satine ever…?” “I don’t see how that has anything to do with the situation at hand.” The amount of voice cracks in Obi Wans line lmao. Anakin knows
I freaking love these two. Their banter and flirting is top notch. And Anakin’s way of handling it is fantastic. Pure younger brother. Obi Wan deflecting him asking about their history was all the confirmation he needed. I also love how he teases Obi Wan mercilessly but stabbs the guy trying to blow up the ship. And Obi Wan doesn’t even care.
The funny part of all this is the fact that Kenobi is renowned as one of the most pacifistic Jedi in the Order, so the fact that he is arguing the side of the warrior attests to how strong Satine's convictions really are.
Yes, but unfortunately, it also points to how impractical true pacifism is. Peace should always be the goal but you can't demilitarize or refuse to fight when the enemy is strong and perfectly willing. The only outcome is being overrun and, as much as I liked Satine, that's exactly why Mandalore fell and why she died.
I think Qui Gon knew that when it was revealed to him through the living force, sadly he didn’t live long enough to teach the rest of the Jedi that important life lesson
Obi wan and satine: **About to have a moment** Cody: **interrupts** Anakin: Cody, imma bout to practice my part for *that hallway scene* if you don't get your ass out of here
@@ATruckCampbell Again, why? The show isn’t going to be a complete overview of Obi-Wan’s life, given the time period it takes place. A flashback to someone Obi-Wan fucked when he was a teenager would just be mindless fanservice that doesn’t serve the story in any way and wouldn’t lead to any payoff by the end of the show (much like those overly long Tusken Raider flashbacks in Book of Boba Fett didn’t pay off by the end).
I bet after this rift between Obi-wan and Satine, they definitely would go right back to showing each other their softy sides behind the scenes. 😂😂😂 If they wanted to, Satine could offer Obi-wan to stay with her for the night and sleep in that bed together that has a fine high ground design. ❤❤❤️
Obi wan and Anakin were both breaking the code due their sibling attachment to each other and their romantic feelings and emotions for both Satine and Padme as both were both types of attachment were not allowed in the Jedi order.
It's amazing but till this episode, I had never even thought that Obi-wan's love life was even conspicuous by its absence. The consummate Jedi that he is, I never wondered about it in the slightest. And then Satine walked in, and I was obsessed with them. Still am to this day.
Oh god this was great! I want to comment on my favourite part but there's too much to say! The only way it could of been better is when Cody reports to Anakin it says something like " thank god"
Anakin: This may not be the time to ask, but were you and Satine ever … ? (Roughly translates to: Y’all ever fucked???) Obi-wan: I DON’T SEE HOW THAT HAS ANY *BEARING* ON THE SITUATION AT HAND (So stressed about his Other Half's safety)
True but if you think about it in episode two at least all the crappy dialogue can be explained by the fact that anakin never really got given the skills to talk correctly. But then then the clone wars happened
Obi wan is master of the low ground, not the high. He used it to defeat Maul, he used it to defeat Grevious, and in the Mustufaar battle, he called that he had the high ground, tricking Anakin into attempting to get the high ground, and thus giving him the low ground where he could easily make his victory.
Duchess Satine: "The sarcasm of a soldier." Obi-Wan Kenobi: "The delusion of a dreamer." Anakin: "The smugness of a shipper." Padmé Amidala: "The subtlety of a matchmaker."
Satine: Senators, I presume you are acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole known as Obi-wan Kenobi * spills that love letter 💌 out of nowhere * Obi-wan: * obvi blushing * Your highness is too kind Satine: * blushes * You’re right I am
Love the symbolism of this “fight:” you spend all game long beefing up Cal’d Force/combat skills. Slicing up Stormtroopers, gargantuan animals, crazed ex-Jedi and even two highly-trained Inquisitors. Yet faced with Vader, all that training and skill is rendered moot by a guy who could kick your ass without even trying. So your only sane option is running for the hills. Plus, for you facing down Darth Vader was the scariest moment of your life. For him, it was Tuesday.
I like how Obi wan simply walks up to claim what's his, which is the high ground It would be funny if he walked up and kicked her down EDIT: And Anakin starts running
Exactly, every senator, clone, Jedi, Dutchess had become a hostage the moment that bomb was planted. Anakin did the right thing, though... just chopping off the guys hand would've sufficed enough.
Its not just Obi wan. If the rumours are true Yoda himself had a baby with someone else who was in the council. I'm of course referring to "Baby Yoda" with Yaddle rumoured to be his mother
I really think it is funny how they put the dark side theme over anakin because he kills the guy like wtf is wrong with the jedi order do they rather dismenbering and extreme pain over a quick death?
Anakin: "were you and Satine ever.....?"
Obi-Wan: "Hows Padme doing these days little Ani!?"
Omg that should’ve been his response.
HAHAHAHA! Perfect!
*what Anakin was actually going to say:*
Anakin: “Were you and satine ever interested in a 4some with me and padme?”
Padme: “we always get space-takeout afterwards, it’s great, you in?”
Obi wan: _”Oh I don’t think so.”_
Satine: “perhaps one day, skywalker. But not today.”
Obi wan:”….wtf kind of people do I hang out with…”
Ahsoka: _pouring eye and ear bleach_
@@hobomike6935 touch grass
@@hobomike6935 Stop it! 🤣🤣
I swear Anakin is every younger sibling ever after finding out their older sibling is getting it
Yep
Lol oh absolutely.
@Jetrules231 you're (probably) right but that doesn't change how Anakin reacted to it
You know he’s loving every minute of it too
Until he whips out is lightsaber and you notice an army of clones behind him
"and I thought I was breaking the code" caught me so much LOL
Let's gooo..... made it to 1k
"The sarcasm of a soldier"
"The delusion of a dreamer"
The obvious bickering of a married couple
They may even have a kid, I mean, there’s no way Korki is actually Satine’s nephew, I mean, he looks so much like her and Kenobi
@@DrWho160True, korki has way too much of Obi wans and satine facial features to be a nephew, on that note you ever think anakin took one look at korki when he was talking with Asoka and went hmmmmm very loudly and smugly in front of Obi wan?
@@kedarraman6690
"You know, Obi-Wan, that Korkie boy looks a lot like you."
"I don't see how that's relevant to-OH MY FORCE-"
@@Montesama314 🤣
The confident swagger of a young black teen
I will never not love the oblivious “I saved the day :)” smile on Anakin’s face after he stabs a guy through the chest as Vader’s theme plays over it
If there's killing to be had that can be even _semi_ reasonably justified, Anakin Skywalker will never be far behind XD
“I’m a hero!”
-Anakin Skywalker
Anakin: Violence :)
Satine: "The Sarcasm Of A Soldier"
Obi-Wan: The Delusion Of A Dreamer"
Anakin: "The Smugness Of A Spectator"
I SMELL PROFIT
Lol I can imagine Anakin telling Cody later on that he should ask Obi-Wan about his girlfriend
Cody wouldn’t stop laughing and teasing his general.
@Anakin Skywalker CW Oh boy what I done?
@Anakin Skywalker CW is Ahsoka getting involved?
I bet Snips might enjoy teasing as well.
@Anakin Skywalker CW Ok if you say so Anakin.
Man, the Clone Wars really is some of the best Star Wars content ever made.
Yes. Made ep 3 100 times harsher than it already was.
But it was awesome! Those, writers were born for writing those stories.
Is*
@@TheOriginalNyxie yes. They still are
@@theCantinafan *Y E S*
@@TheOriginalNyxie this guy gets it.
Of course obi fell for the one person that can match his wit
And you killed her
How could he settle for anyone who doesn’t reach his high level😏
especially you maul
“I’m still not sure about the beard.”
😠
“It hides too much of your handsome face.”
😃
Mans took it personally there for a second
she's right
@@maeneae nah did you see what he looked like without the beard in season 4? hah. no. he looks way better with a beard
"Hey, that senator kid Korkie looks a lot like you."
"I don't see how that's relevant to--OHMYFORCE"
“Nephew”
@@Paladinfox Of course he is ;) she would obviously openly say, that she as a child with a jedi.
@@Paladinfox Does satine have any siblings other than Bo Katan? I thought not 😈
@@Paladinfox Yet he looks nothing like Bo-Kotan...
For those who didn’t know Obi walked the grey line.
Nah he just had his priorities straight. If Satine had asked him, he would’ve left the jedi order. If not, he would become one of the best jedi ever, and so he did.
Yes we learned it from this video but thanks for an explanation
theres no such thing as a "grey" jedi lmao.
@@coconutisland. uhhh yea there is. Lmao
@@justicekingtut3571 no theres not you comic book andy
0:45 How it zooms in 😂
And the here we go at 1:18
This video is perfect XD
I d o n ' t s e e h o w t h a t h a s a n y b e a r i n g o n t h e s i t u a t i o n a t h a n d
Makes it so much better so easily 🤣
@@TheArcher101 A lil editing can do that. 😁👍
“Were you and Satine ever…?”
“I don’t see how that has anything to do with the situation at hand.”
The amount of voice cracks in Obi Wans line lmao. Anakin knows
I freaking love these two. Their banter and flirting is top notch. And Anakin’s way of handling it is fantastic. Pure younger brother. Obi Wan deflecting him asking about their history was all the confirmation he needed. I also love how he teases Obi Wan mercilessly but stabbs the guy trying to blow up the ship. And Obi Wan doesn’t even care.
I love the faces Anakin makes in this episode
0:12 is the best Anakin reaction
Every kid has that when they learn one of their school teachers has even a slightly weird life outside of the classroom 😂
“hiGh grOUnd
you’ve already lost obi wan” 😂🤣
The funny part of all this is the fact that Kenobi is renowned as one of the most pacifistic Jedi in the Order, so the fact that he is arguing the side of the warrior attests to how strong Satine's convictions really are.
Yes, but unfortunately, it also points to how impractical true pacifism is. Peace should always be the goal but you can't demilitarize or refuse to fight when the enemy is strong and perfectly willing. The only outcome is being overrun and, as much as I liked Satine, that's exactly why Mandalore fell and why she died.
@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi Master Kenobi... your days on Tatooine have made you weak... old man...
I love that Anakin's standing there with a wine glass in hand and the most shit-eating grin on his face.
At 0:51 obi just looks so sad like “oh, woe is me, no Anakin looks like he’s having the time of his life teasing obi-wan
She knew him BEFORE he grew the beard. They've been "debating" for quite some time.
Breaks my heart to see Obi and Anakin going from this to wanting to rip each others heads off, sibling rivalry at it's finest
“And I thought I was breaking the code”
Why did this line get me laughing so hard?!
😂♥️
Anakin: I must protect Obitine! And… the ship, yeah.
Grievous: “time to abandon _ship”_
Anakin and Padme shipping obitine as hard as possible: _”OH WE DONT THINK SO”_
Obitine is the ship
i love this moments with Satine when they argue... its amazingly lovable
I maintain that the true story of Star Wars is the Jedi learning that there is more peace and strength in love than without it.
I think Qui Gon knew that when it was revealed to him through the living force, sadly he didn’t live long enough to teach the rest of the Jedi that important life lesson
Obi wan and satine: **About to have a moment**
Cody: **interrupts**
Anakin: Cody, imma bout to practice my part for *that hallway scene* if you don't get your ass out of here
Underrated comment XD pls don’t commit Vader hallway on Cody tho
Anakin is just politely saying "You and I both know you did it with the Duchess."
I very much hope this "history" will be explored in his new show.
Why would it be? The show is halfway between Episodes 3 and 4, long after Satine’s death.
@@CompositeCreativity well I didn't know that when I posted, and it could still be explored briefly in a flash back.
@@ATruckCampbell Again, why? The show isn’t going to be a complete overview of Obi-Wan’s life, given the time period it takes place.
A flashback to someone Obi-Wan fucked when he was a teenager would just be mindless fanservice that doesn’t serve the story in any way and wouldn’t lead to any payoff by the end of the show (much like those overly long Tusken Raider flashbacks in Book of Boba Fett didn’t pay off by the end).
@@CompositeCreativity Dude it was just an opinion, you don't have to get in my ass about it.
I expect and would love most of the Obi won show to be flash backs
anakin ships it
heheh "ships"
space
I bet after this rift between Obi-wan and Satine, they definitely would go right back to showing each other their softy sides behind the scenes. 😂😂😂 If they wanted to, Satine could offer Obi-wan to stay with her for the night and sleep in that bed together that has a fine high ground design. ❤❤❤️
I love how at 0:42 you can visibly see obi wan get mad
He was becoming tempted by the dark side for a second lol
anger no way with there jedi
1:37 had me good lol
The "high ground, youve already lost obi wan"😂
I love that any time Satine is around or is ever even mentioned, Anakin is immediately 👀👂🍿
Obi wan and Anakin were both breaking the code due their sibling attachment to each other and their romantic feelings and emotions for both Satine and Padme as both were both types of attachment were not allowed in the Jedi order.
her reference to his beard implies they been getting it on since at least before AToC
Canon media establishes that when Obi-Wan was a Padawan, he and Qui-Gon had to stay on Mandalore for a year protecting Satine from assassins.
@@D4C_Gaming That's what Obi Wan said to Anakin when they were in the elevator, right?
Oh no. She has the high ground. He never stood a chance.
It's amazing but till this episode, I had never even thought that Obi-wan's love life was even conspicuous by its absence. The consummate Jedi that he is, I never wondered about it in the slightest.
And then Satine walked in, and I was obsessed with them. Still am to this day.
At least Anakin and Padme tried to be discrete about it
Lol they did not
Anakin: *murders a guy*
Obi-Wan: *rolls his eyes*
Obi wan: “not again!… anakins gonna kill me
This might explain why Obi-Wan never said anything to the council about anakin because he obviously knew about Anakin and padme
Satine: Obi-Wan, I-
Cody: *ruins the moment running in to save the General*
Love your editing haha, it added so much humor! What program do you use to make your videos?
Thank you! Wonder share Filmora :)
@@umbrageous Thanks!!
Oh god this was great! I want to comment on my favourite part but there's too much to say! The only way it could of been better is when Cody reports to Anakin it says something like " thank god"
She had the highground and gave it up to be on his level
she realized obi wan IS the high ground, and by achieving him, she would become more powerful than any jedi
even you
Anakin: This may not be the time to ask, but were you and Satine ever … ? (Roughly translates to: Y’all ever fucked???)
Obi-wan: I DON’T SEE HOW THAT HAS ANY *BEARING* ON THE SITUATION AT HAND (So stressed about his Other Half's safety)
Sure, Captain Obvious, like the rest of us couldn’t infer that shit from watching this.
i feel like the clones passing by are just having a smug on their faces when anikin said this 0:51
"you're right, I am"
Anakin: 🤨
When anakin kills the terrorist, you hear the Darth Vader soundtrack in the background. Gives me chills.
man this makes me want to rewatch the clone wars XD i forgot how funny it was!!!
The Jedi Order has two confirmed Chads
Ki Adi and Obi-wan
Ki-Adi had to do it for the survival of his species since the males were greatly outnumbered.
Padme and Anakin
Season 1&2>>>>>>>>>>>
This is what anakin was supposed to be in the prequels.
True but if you think about it in episode two at least all the crappy dialogue can be explained by the fact that anakin never really got given the skills to talk correctly. But then then the clone wars happened
@@Salemchevy I mean kinda bud then how the hell did padme fall for some kid who talks like someone with autism
@@colt4709 how does Anakin come off as having autism
@@hobomike6935 bro his dialog in the movies. It’s sooo bad
@@colt4709 nah bro he got incelism
“You have flowers in your hair. They smell good.” So perfectly cut lol
A nice touch is that Anakin's saber makes the red saber sound when impaling the senator
Obi wan is master of the low ground, not the high. He used it to defeat Maul, he used it to defeat Grevious, and in the Mustufaar battle, he called that he had the high ground, tricking Anakin into attempting to get the high ground, and thus giving him the low ground where he could easily make his victory.
Exactly! He took down three Siths essentially! If you count Anakin as a sith
“Heh 😏, WhAt WaS tHaT aLl AbOuT?”
I got to say that star wars is one of those franchises where everybody in a room is dead.
Obi Wan: As you can see, Im not single ;)
Duchess Satine: "The sarcasm of a soldier."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "The delusion of a dreamer."
Anakin: "The smugness of a shipper."
Padmé Amidala: "The subtlety of a matchmaker."
That moment when Cody interrupted them, I felt like we were gonna see the Hallway Scene a lot earlier
Go find your girlfriend
edit: thanks for the likes. have a great day
😆👏👏👍
Right… wait no snaking she not my- ugh 😑
Satine: Senators, I presume you are acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole known as Obi-wan Kenobi * spills that love letter 💌 out of nowhere *
Obi-wan: * obvi blushing * Your highness is too kind
Satine: * blushes * You’re right I am
Jedi are allowed to have sex. Like hookups. Just no relationships.
Obi wan:May the force be with you cause I won’t
Should've told him about padme right there not what was that all about
Yeah but obi already knew! Or at least strongly suspected. I think it was up to him as the senior figure to address things to be honest.
He already knew, he jut never told anyone about it because he knew she made Anakin happy.
Anakin murdered so Obi could hit that
Anakin was one hell of a wingman
" I'm still not to sure about the beard"
Dang it looked like obi wan died after she said that
U have flowers in ur hair
They smell good
Satine: *shivers quietly in excitement*
Love the symbolism of this “fight:” you spend all game long beefing up Cal’d Force/combat skills. Slicing up Stormtroopers, gargantuan animals, crazed ex-Jedi and even two highly-trained Inquisitors. Yet faced with Vader, all that training and skill is rendered moot by a guy who could kick your ass without even trying. So your only sane option is running for the hills.
Plus, for you facing down Darth Vader was the scariest moment of your life. For him, it was Tuesday.
wrong video fam. this is clone wars content lol
Obi Wan Is a chad
Satine turning Obi-Wan Kenobi into Obi-Wank Kenobi.
I'm so sorry.
Obi wan turning satine into schlcktine
They were so in love hagag
Did he just say they smell good
0:38 great moment
"Were you and Satine ever-"
"I doNT SEE HOW THAT HAS AnY BeAriNg oN tHe sItUaTiOn At HaNd!!!"
How many hypocrites are in the council?
"good. twice the hypocrisy, doubled the standards."
-Count Dooku
Imagine if Padmé Amidala was present there.
If you hear obis voice about the beard he honestly sounds hurt😁
0:09 lmao
OH MY GOD HER COMPLIMENT I... T_T
...i hope one day my soulmate tells me that...
1.35 obi wan is looking so akward there!
LOL, obi Wan is such a hippocrate! If you know what I mean.
I like how Obi wan simply walks up to claim what's his, which is the high ground
It would be funny if he walked up and kicked her down
EDIT: And Anakin starts running
dont those blasters have a stun setting?
I want more of poshman
this edit is hilarious
What is with Star Wars characters having trypophobic hairstyles…???
Idc what people think, a detonator is a weapon. That wasn't cold blooded, that was self defence
Exactly, every senator, clone, Jedi, Dutchess had become a hostage the moment that bomb was planted. Anakin did the right thing, though... just chopping off the guys hand would've sufficed enough.
Its not just Obi wan. If the rumours are true Yoda himself had a baby with someone else who was in the council. I'm of course referring to "Baby Yoda" with Yaddle rumoured to be his mother
I totally believe this lmao
Great, now I’m imagining yoda having sex 😂
@@ymirs4400 “twisted, that is”
-Alpacahawk on yoda
sip
Anyone else feel like this was way longer than 1:40? Well done
what did yall think obi Wan died a virgin?
Wtf they straight up show the bad guys gettin killed. I thought this was a kids show
I wish they got married but if I were there I would immediately laugh it off
In my knowledge everyone knows about their relationship. And the Jedi order approves it. Since it’s not material or lust. Or possession.
I really think it is funny how they put the dark side theme over anakin because he kills the guy like wtf is wrong with the jedi order do they rather dismenbering and extreme pain over a quick death?
Damn anakin really could have just cut off his arm instead
Mace Windu: "told skywalker the same thing in palpatine's office, lil' fool didn't listen to me. _the last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye."_
now where is the fun in that?
What season and episode is this?
S 2 Ep. 13- Voyage of Temptation. :)
@@umbrageous thank you