The swiftest joke boat in history (Jackbox)

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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 139

  • @Zeffpenguin
    @Zeffpenguin 9 днів тому +202

    “My wife usually just uses my second pillow” being followed up with
    “She got it in the divorce” getting iced was tragic, Kory got robbed

  • @princiedv
    @princiedv 9 днів тому +79

    His dentist's appointment being at tooth hurty being funnier than all the joke boat jokes was expected but still very funny

  • @Reeykz
    @Reeykz 9 днів тому +84

    Jackbox is always an instant click

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 9 днів тому +154

    I really hope they fix the audience thing at some point. It's still fun seeing the crew do Jackbox stuff, but a little bit is lost without the audience.

    • @MastatmastaT
      @MastatmastaT 9 днів тому

      Is it just one no life loser hacking it each time?

    • @photographyraptor
      @photographyraptor 9 днів тому +36

      Sucks that one bad actor ruins the whole thing for all of us

    • @zoom3184
      @zoom3184 8 днів тому +100

      @@photographyraptor It's actually negative 8 quadrillion bad actors

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 8 днів тому

      @@zoom3184 +50,732

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 8 днів тому

      ​@@zoom3184checks out

  • @UnderrealmLich
    @UnderrealmLich 9 днів тому +49

    The guesspionage answers are genuinely so fucked

  • @Purin1023
    @Purin1023 9 днів тому +87

    2 legs????????????????????

    • @koala1507
      @koala1507 9 днів тому +11

      I'm having trouble visualising how that'd even look

    • @joshlemagne
      @joshlemagne 9 днів тому +19

      I really want NL to draw what he thinks a crab looks like because I have no idea how that would work.

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 9 днів тому +13

      @@joshlemagne Mr. Krabs from Spongebob.

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy 8 днів тому +13

      I remember a funny Tweet that went something like:
      NL when he goes to a seafood restaurant and gets 6 crab legs: "Wow, three crabs worth of legs!"

    • @jonathanfrakes9505
      @jonathanfrakes9505 8 днів тому +2

      He did play the crab souls game a little while ago...🤔

  • @MataExploresTwitch
    @MataExploresTwitch 9 днів тому +185

    dear police, congratulations

    • @Zelmazam1
      @Zelmazam1 9 днів тому +6

      What are the deer police up to these days?

    • @KeDe1606
      @KeDe1606 8 днів тому +8

      Man, I keep trying to make an 18 cops joke, but it keeps getting removed. I’m in shambles

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 8 днів тому +5

      ​@@KeDe1606 Best performance put to film

    • @MrTingalls
      @MrTingalls 8 днів тому

      According to Google, this is the only record of that exact sentence being written

    • @chickenbeforeegg
      @chickenbeforeegg 7 днів тому

      my favourite song lyrics by Cheap Trick

  • @viziroth
    @viziroth 8 днів тому +10

    biology major thought crabs has 2 legs... never eaten seafood

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii 8 днів тому +35

    thinking crabs have 2 legs is crazy. they have fucking 10 bro, I learned that like yesterday, I thought they had 8 but the claws count too

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 8 днів тому

      you saw that tweet?

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 8 днів тому +3

      @@adamthedog1 It was a random youtube comment lol I had to google it afterward because I didn't believe it at first

    • @filipsichrovsky
      @filipsichrovsky 7 днів тому

      This guy thinks humans have two legs ICANT

  • @sonofhades57
    @sonofhades57 9 днів тому +20

    That fucking primal scream from NL when he got bodied because of a typo restored my FP.

  • @OliveOilDrinker
    @OliveOilDrinker 9 днів тому +40

    We're balatro guys, of course we - fuck. goddammit. uh We're jackbox guys of course we umm uhh shit uhhhhhh

    • @asdfnewguy7029
      @asdfnewguy7029 9 днів тому +5

      We're jackbox guys we uhh... We... We uhhhhh...

    • @missingdays1
      @missingdays1 9 днів тому +4

      Ok ok

    • @Halokon
      @Halokon 8 днів тому +1

      Quick, name every joker!

  • @leninade20
    @leninade20 8 днів тому +6

    My favorite part of Guesspionage (and Poll Mine) are NLSS constantly being shocked that people exist who aren't them or their friends.

  • @purr_purr_meow_meow9885
    @purr_purr_meow_meow9885 9 днів тому +16

    36:22 Bio major by the way . . .

    • @meaningless_name489
      @meaningless_name489 6 днів тому

      holy fuck that was ridiculous. I genuinely can't believe it. They moved on so quickly but that should have lasted so much longer. Has he genuinely never seen a crab.

  • @BigTohm
    @BigTohm 9 днів тому +38

    who up boxing they jack

    • @asdfnewguy7029
      @asdfnewguy7029 9 днів тому +7

      So true bestieeee

    • @canox6017
      @canox6017 9 днів тому +12

      and by "jack", haha well. let's justr say. my peanits

    • @user-mindmeld
      @user-mindmeld 8 днів тому

      ​@@canox6017 a condom could have prevented

    • @barb0za0
      @barb0za0 8 днів тому +1

      im jorking it box style

  • @Nikowo1610
    @Nikowo1610 8 днів тому +9

    3 person joke boat would go absolutely insane

    • @NivetFox
      @NivetFox 8 днів тому +3

      This is harder to imagine than a crab with 2 legs

  • @Itual
    @Itual 8 днів тому +4

    5:26 Chiblee legit said some random nonsense that might’ve accidentally been 100% accurate. I’m from Argentina and my guess for the mechanical bull question was like 63%. The only way you haven’t ridden one is if you haven’t once been invited to a birthday party between ages 7 and 14 or if you’re above like 40?. Brazil is right next to us and could be similar tbh

  • @CappTF
    @CappTF 8 днів тому +6

    no way in hell he picked "dictatus"

  • @thefranklin6463
    @thefranklin6463 8 днів тому +5

    Justin hit Apollo with the “yup” brutal

    • @Konradix05
      @Konradix05 8 днів тому

      Not as brutal when Justin hit Justin with it

  • @jasonwhigham335
    @jasonwhigham335 9 днів тому +5

    2:37 lookin like *bird screech*

  • @Ihasnotomato
    @Ihasnotomato 8 днів тому +4

    how does one make it to their mid 30s believing that crabs only have two legs, like he even played that crab souls-like a month ago so I KNOW he's seen a crab before

  • @rud___boy
    @rud___boy 8 днів тому +4

    5:24 how the fuck does Chiblee knows that???

  • @thatpedanticcommenter5847
    @thatpedanticcommenter5847 7 днів тому +2

    “Bro took my joke and my other joke, you can’t do that, that’s so fucked up!”
    Don’t worry, Apollo, your genuine disappointment expressed there in perfect cadence sent me to the hospital with a lung puncture from laughing too hard.

  • @ultimaofelsewhere
    @ultimaofelsewhere 6 днів тому +1

    The only crab NL knows is Zoidberg.

  • @austinvanderveer213
    @austinvanderveer213 8 днів тому +3

    I just wanna point out that Apollo's panicked jokes were on theme with his tagline, which no one ever does lol

  • @iconica9516
    @iconica9516 9 днів тому +4

    why do the worst joke boats make me laugh the most
    is it like a psyche thing that we laugh at bad jokes or is it just being insane

  • @thedeck-buildingdemon8293
    @thedeck-buildingdemon8293 8 днів тому +3

    20:16 a reference to the Thuggee killings in India
    Edit: 49:59 is a real w bueh moment, surprised it’s not the title

  • @AlchemistRacing
    @AlchemistRacing 9 днів тому +17

    The survey pools has to be twitch viewers

  • @BigTohm
    @BigTohm 9 днів тому +2

    This joke boat actually hitting for once, holy

  • @simongames100
    @simongames100 8 днів тому +1

    not knowing sympathy for the devil should be a crime

  • @xXTheKingEmothXx
    @xXTheKingEmothXx 8 днів тому +3

    CRABS HAVE TWO LEGS!?!?!?!?!

  • @CrustyDonutts
    @CrustyDonutts 9 днів тому +2

    Real "Expectation/Reality"-ass moment: 19:48

  • @Joe__M
    @Joe__M 9 днів тому +1

    9:07 NL: It’s about to happen
    Narrator: ehh, I don’t know

  • @Croc1579
    @Croc1579 8 днів тому +2

    No way you lose on Dictatus 😂

  • @ReddFiveOhOh
    @ReddFiveOhOh 8 днів тому

    The complete misunderstanding of the very first prompt for guesspionage is what i come here for lmao

  • @WikiED
    @WikiED 9 днів тому +5

    34:30 this is the most shocked NL i've seen yet it's about complete nonsense, bipedal crabs only in like comics.

  • @darkiller76521
    @darkiller76521 8 днів тому

    Always love jackbox

  • @stickypepsi3236
    @stickypepsi3236 3 дні тому

    This video has been fact-checked by Real Joke Boat Patriots

  • @trentglenn3463
    @trentglenn3463 9 днів тому

    The swiftest video arrival in history

  • @hiimpixl
    @hiimpixl 8 днів тому +1

    Does NL know what a crab is? I am at a loss for words

  • @Morethanlikelyaperson
    @Morethanlikelyaperson 9 днів тому

    A SWIFT JOKE-BOAT? GREAT HEAVENS!

  • @PLJogging
    @PLJogging 8 днів тому

    God I love post-ironic Joke Boat

  • @2ndsable
    @2ndsable 8 днів тому

    The return of choke boat 49:40

  • @andrewm6470
    @andrewm6470 6 днів тому

    That bow tie one is too real… I can tie a regular tie a couple different ways but bow ties are some 80s nerd shit, no way 1/3rd of men honestly remember how to tie one.

  • @Jaqexizr
    @Jaqexizr 8 днів тому +1

    11:00 I'm Australian and love homemade holiday fruitcakes are American fruitcakes different or do I have bad taste?

  • @AyleidCraft
    @AyleidCraft 9 днів тому +1

    Fsther Figures will haunt him.

  • @KevinAccetta
    @KevinAccetta 9 днів тому +2

    I don't know anyone who has a specific day of the week where they eat a specific food lol

    • @Justnothankyou132
      @Justnothankyou132 8 днів тому +6

      StirFriday?

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 8 днів тому +5

      Taco Tuesday?

    • @KevinAccetta
      @KevinAccetta 8 днів тому +4

      @@asagoldsmith3328 Guys, I know about these things 😂
      I just don't know anyone who actually actively makes sure to eat tacos every tuesday or stir fry every friday or whatever. I think most people just eat whatever they feel like eating most days

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 8 днів тому +10

      @@KevinAccetta LASAGNA LUNDAY?

    • @gumba2953
      @gumba2953 8 днів тому +7

      @@KevinAccetta sand sunday???

  • @PenguinOnDopee
    @PenguinOnDopee 9 днів тому +13

    Doesnt.. Justin fuccin live in Newyork? that has ComicCon & AnimeNYC and be like "People dont dress up for cons"

    • @Jackson-bm9mo
      @Jackson-bm9mo 8 днів тому +3

      Idk if you’ve heard but New York is a pretty big place

    • @newdayatmidnight
      @newdayatmidnight 8 днів тому

      he lives in Virginia

    • @PenguinOnDopee
      @PenguinOnDopee 8 днів тому

      @@Jackson-bm9mo In this household we dont respect upstate new york

    • @PenguinOnDopee
      @PenguinOnDopee 8 днів тому

      @@newdayatmidnight Oh word? dang.

  • @laisamarques
    @laisamarques 9 днів тому +1

    Never seen a mechanical bull here in Brazil

    • @dancinginfernal
      @dancinginfernal 9 днів тому +9

      i think that means, by process of elimination, you are the mechanical bull in Brazil

  • @amix3714
    @amix3714 8 днів тому

    28:13 LITHUANIA MENTIONED RAWRRRRRRRR 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @ThePhantom4516
    @ThePhantom4516 8 днів тому

    Speed jokeboat is very promising

  • @doopliss646
    @doopliss646 8 днів тому

    I can't believe chib got a great lake and apollo didn't

  • @leejames929
    @leejames929 9 днів тому

    from the cons iv been to 1 in 10 cosplaying seems right to me

  • @Itual
    @Itual 8 днів тому +1

    BRO LOST BY PICKING DICTATUS💀💀💀

    • @Konradix05
      @Konradix05 8 днів тому

      He was ordering everyone around though

  • @brie9540
    @brie9540 8 днів тому +9

    we're jackbox guys of course crabs have 2 legs

  • @grit1
    @grit1 9 днів тому +4

    Given how lame 10 is I can only imagine how cringey the 'naughty pack' will be.

    • @tehb0ll0x
      @tehb0ll0x 9 днів тому

      Naughty quiplash be like "what's the WORST kind of penis to find in your drink?"

  • @Inter_Are
    @Inter_Are 8 днів тому +1

    Drunk asl😇 watching lil bro😇

  • @Jamesss6
    @Jamesss6 9 днів тому

    chib nation

  • @SuperCaitball
    @SuperCaitball 5 днів тому

    We're Joke Boat guys, of course we W Bueh

  • @Ceighk
    @Ceighk 8 днів тому

    the name fanny pack is categorically not from britain. we call them bumbags.

  • @paulunga
    @paulunga 8 днів тому +1

    31:22 That cherry blossom swerve feels more offensive than the rice answer would've been.

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 7 днів тому

    I never knew my fsther...

  • @M3GAMAN100
    @M3GAMAN100 5 днів тому

    Dictatus? You cannot be serious

  • @owennewburn
    @owennewburn 8 днів тому

    Why are they called dad bods and not w bueh?

  • @LBandCOOLJ
    @LBandCOOLJ 8 днів тому

    Reupload?

  • @lazy_Kat89
    @lazy_Kat89 8 днів тому

    WBueh

  • @TheLittleNoobThatCould
    @TheLittleNoobThatCould 9 днів тому +3

    A group of 5 millenials, 4 with good trivia knowledge, and only 1 of them knows the lyrics to Sympathy for the Devil.. smh

  • @colbypulcher3262
    @colbypulcher3262 9 днів тому

    RAHHHH

  • @beanyoda6954
    @beanyoda6954 9 днів тому

    +2

  • @ItsHoplight
    @ItsHoplight 8 днів тому

    We are so close to shadow of the erdtree

  • @canox6017
    @canox6017 9 днів тому

    5:10 "Taco Night" is not that common outside of North America my dudes.

  • @miquelmoorrees6010
    @miquelmoorrees6010 9 днів тому +5

    I hate it so much when people hear something that doesn't align with their views and they go "oh that cant be true" like thats actually dumb as fuck

    • @WaterZer0
      @WaterZer0 9 днів тому +2

      Welcome to human arrogance.

    • @ericlytle2209
      @ericlytle2209 9 днів тому +25

      People don’t do that there’s no way

    • @MastatmastaT
      @MastatmastaT 9 днів тому +3

      Nl thinking 3% of people respect their national anthem was a bit of a take for sure.

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 9 днів тому +11

      There’s no way 1 in 5 people have dressed up for a convention brother

    • @dancinginfernal
      @dancinginfernal 9 днів тому

      @@ericlytle2209 +2