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  • @MarsPlaysMusic
    @MarsPlaysMusic Місяць тому +2175

    “shoutout Gratz” LMFAOOOOOOOOO
    (2:58)

    • @frango4152
      @frango4152 Місяць тому +241

      This is the best quote ever spelled on a ken video, and I still dont understand how gratz is still on youtube after the stuff he did

    • @IbrahimMa207
      @IbrahimMa207 Місяць тому +48

      @@frango4152 he did that years ago im sure he is a changed man now

    • @dodomaster3391
      @dodomaster3391 Місяць тому +616

      @@IbrahimMa207 gratz in here with his alt account im dead

    • @frango4152
      @frango4152 Місяць тому +155

      ​@@IbrahimMa207Hey gratz how you doing

    • @6Senor
      @6Senor Місяць тому +145

      ​​@@IbrahimMa207hell nah dude Wtf. Imagine telling that to his victim 💀 yeah, he just changed now 🥺. gratz literally does everything in his power to hide his past and not address it. having an groomer in the clash royale community which is popular with younger viewers is terrible. And it's not like a normal "mistake", you cannot casually groom a minor 💀

  • @BALDOOOOO
    @BALDOOOOO Місяць тому +846

    Ken literally giving us a step by step guide to alchoholism

    • @SgtNewt
      @SgtNewt Місяць тому +7

      #soexitedtoseekenlatheredup

    • @micah6975
      @micah6975 Місяць тому +2

      *excited

    • @maddog_27
      @maddog_27 Місяць тому +2

      Best video I’ve seen from him yet

  • @echooofrtheog
    @echooofrtheog Місяць тому +667

    2:58 probably in the top 10 ken quotes of all time

    • @dc_arni2003
      @dc_arni2003 Місяць тому +24

      2:58

    • @SimSummer
      @SimSummer Місяць тому

      No, stop this, you just made me happy, now im so sad

    • @joeyralston3773
      @joeyralston3773 Місяць тому +8

      @@dc_arni2003so funny how he laughs before saying it, and you can tell he just thought it up

    • @echooofrtheog
      @echooofrtheog Місяць тому +1

      @@SimSummer ermm.. what

  • @Blurtrovert
    @Blurtrovert Місяць тому +1587

    I loved the part when ken forced the Evolved Valkyrie to suck him up while the firecracker blows him out from the back because he was being sucked so hard by the Valkyrie

    • @bingobeego
      @bingobeego Місяць тому +265

      Hey pal. Pfff where do i even start?🤔 First of all; Great comment, good structure and most important of all... it’s made with passion😁 Keep up the good work, over and out, Dattebayo 🗣‼

    • @xilongma4794
      @xilongma4794 Місяць тому +64

      Take ze meds immediately

    • @thewinner9422
      @thewinner9422 Місяць тому

      You're not funny "blud". You just need help

    • @thegoodreviewerinyt5584
      @thegoodreviewerinyt5584 Місяць тому +51

      @shaggyplays_minecraft4994this comment right here peak brain rot, hope your parents are proud

    • @M7trmalwagt
      @M7trmalwagt Місяць тому +18

      Mfs forgot this is UA-cam

  • @FotisProkos
    @FotisProkos Місяць тому +139

    "Shout-out to Gratz" Top Ten Quotes Of All Time

  • @PrimordialGoated
    @PrimordialGoated Місяць тому +424

    Shout out gratz is crazy, even for a person who will be oiling up and dancing to crazy frog

    • @Dsandles47
      @Dsandles47 Місяць тому +13

      I’ll take an oiled up dude over a dude going after kids any day

    • @dc_arni2003
      @dc_arni2003 Місяць тому +2

      @@Dsandles47 What about both as 1 person?

    • @scaph_1909
      @scaph_1909 Місяць тому

      @@dc_arni2003 did gratz oil up?

  • @smartbot1899
    @smartbot1899 Місяць тому +288

    Ken calling out gratz was unexpected ,but needed. Not a lot of other yters have called him out on it and he still gets loads of view

    • @deku_0036
      @deku_0036 Місяць тому +8

      What did gratz do?

    • @Merks68207
      @Merks68207 Місяць тому

      ​@@deku_0036long story short edp445

    • @meatballmustard7658
      @meatballmustard7658 Місяць тому +28

      @@deku_0036 he found out where major cloog lives

    • @bigjimmy5609
      @bigjimmy5609 Місяць тому +61

      ​@@deku_0036 He had an other CR UA-cam channel and he was exposed as a pedophile. He abandoned/deleted it and created Gratz

    • @Sickularspidey
      @Sickularspidey Місяць тому +4

      Boss regrets that he said too much about gratz

  • @AndrewBuilding11111
    @AndrewBuilding11111 Місяць тому +93

    “Wrestling on the bed” I did not expect that, and bursted out laughing as my brother said “ you sure they aren’t doing smt else?”

    • @connorcraft5455
      @connorcraft5455 Місяць тому +3

      And he was commentating it? Absolutely wild

  • @hoeton3
    @hoeton3 Місяць тому +344

    Ken oiling up on 15:17

  • @croakinglizard2156
    @croakinglizard2156 Місяць тому +60

    shout of gratz was so unexpected and so fucking funny

    • @SgtNewt
      @SgtNewt Місяць тому +1

      #soexitedtoseekenlatheredup

  • @jakobyarns4369
    @jakobyarns4369 Місяць тому +17

    I loved the part where Ken challenged Gratz to an oily wrestling match in a lava arena

  • @xxscorpionplayzxx7962
    @xxscorpionplayzxx7962 Місяць тому +11

    My fav thing about this guy is that he just talks about his life experiences while providing gameplay. Glad I stumbled across this channel

  • @brodyschlekeway6238
    @brodyschlekeway6238 Місяць тому +27

    This was a great Ken video, i love how he explained a thought provoking story but my one complaint is the lack of oiling up.

  • @hattergamer4012
    @hattergamer4012 Місяць тому +91

    love the part where he played with his log on the fircracker

  • @t3d0_0
    @t3d0_0 Місяць тому +51

    In Germany we're allowed to buy and consume wine and beer at the age of 16. I love Germany.

    • @youtubeviolatedme7123
      @youtubeviolatedme7123 Місяць тому +8

      Germans get a bad reputation for being serious. Probably from all those Nazi stereotypes from WWII movies. But give a German a beer and let the fun unfold!

    • @t3d0_0
      @t3d0_0 Місяць тому

      @@youtubeviolatedme7123 I guess every country has it's fair share of idiots and arseholes. I'm just here to not contribute to that number xD

    • @ChaseJonas75
      @ChaseJonas75 Місяць тому +6

      Eh, underage drinking can have a lot of negative effects.

    • @guillermoalvarado4039
      @guillermoalvarado4039 Місяць тому +1

      here in guatemala u start drinking at 14 or even younger bc its so easy to get alcohol lol.

    • @youtubeviolatedme7123
      @youtubeviolatedme7123 Місяць тому +3

      @@ChaseJonas75 thanks for reminding us dad

  • @flxm3zzz
    @flxm3zzz Місяць тому +7

    the way you described getting drunk for the first time is exactly what happened to me at 17, except i drank 11 shots and after an hour i threw up and passed out💀

  • @rozz.8549
    @rozz.8549 Місяць тому +14

    hearing the story about drinking for the first time as an eastern european was pretty amusing.

  • @savageschutze2494
    @savageschutze2494 Місяць тому +12

    been uploading a lot ken, proud of you, been loving the long videos recently, been looking forward to them every morning. thank you big dawg 😘

  • @ilhamulhaque5554
    @ilhamulhaque5554 Місяць тому +52

    "what do you do for a living?"
    "abuse broken cards"

    • @kLLawoB
      @kLLawoB Місяць тому +11

      "bully kids online"

    • @dc_arni2003
      @dc_arni2003 Місяць тому +4

      "asking kids to smash like and subscribe"

    • @master138
      @master138 Місяць тому +6

      "oil myself up"

    • @EhmedCousCous
      @EhmedCousCous Місяць тому +2

      Kid named broken cards

    • @ilhamulhaque5554
      @ilhamulhaque5554 Місяць тому +1

      @@EhmedCousCous 💀

  • @boredafmetoo7467
    @boredafmetoo7467 Місяць тому +23

    Ken possessed an undeniable magnetism that drew people in effortlessly. With a rugged jawline framed by a hint of stubble, his piercing gaze held a mixture of confidence and warmth that could make hearts skip a beat. His tousled dark hair fell in just the right way, adding to his air of casual sophistication.Oh my dear Kenny Daddy I couldn't imagine a day without gazing at your pictures for hours and hours at days and emptying my sack completely
    But it wasn't just his striking features that made Ken irresistible; it was the way he moved with a fluid grace, each step exuding a quiet confidence that commanded attention. Whether he was strumming his guitar, his fingers dancing across the strings with precision, or simply flashing his trademark grin that could light up the darkest of rooms, Ken had a way of making everyone around him feel alive. Especially me , whenever I heard his name I just couldn't control myself I had to touch myself until I couldn't anymore because both of my arms got cramps
    His voice was like velvet, smooth and soothing, yet with an underlying intensity that hinted at hidden depths. When he spoke, it was with a quiet charisma that left people hanging on his every word, his voice was so soothing and relaxing that just by hearimg him you would buss 12 times thats the exact number of nuts you need to empty your sack
    In a city filled with beautiful faces and captivating personalities, Ken stood out not just for his looks, but for the way he made others feel when they were around him. He was more than just sexy; he was intoxicating, a force of nature that left a lasting impression on everyone he met.

  • @aaronbuenrostro4329
    @aaronbuenrostro4329 Місяць тому +4

    “Hello my name is Markaplier”😂 0:01😊

  • @hamzahsharaa6539
    @hamzahsharaa6539 Місяць тому +3

    This is one of the better videos you had, I think its more entertaining when there is a story as opposed to just yapping

  • @Rolleroncontroller
    @Rolleroncontroller Місяць тому

    When i first saw this channel I clicked on one of your videos and watched it not thinking much of it bc I don’t really watch cr but seeing the decks you use and the way you play and just talk about your daily life just makes me happy

  • @amillionmax7016
    @amillionmax7016 Місяць тому

    Glad we got another story time, my favorite types of vids from Ken

  • @CapyMakesVideos
    @CapyMakesVideos Місяць тому +34

    My Kennethie, you don't need more than 1% of your brain to realize that you need to
    A. Oil up and swing it like a helicopter or
    B. do the thug shake or
    C. Both (the best one in my opinion)

    • @jimmartin7943
      @jimmartin7943 Місяць тому

      OMG CAPYBARA!!!

    • @panosrobs9749
      @panosrobs9749 Місяць тому

      This isn't carterpcs

    • @CapyMakesVideos
      @CapyMakesVideos Місяць тому +1

      @@panosrobs9749 so are you trying to say that you dont want Ken to do the thug shake?

    • @panosrobs9749
      @panosrobs9749 Місяць тому

      @@CapyMakesVideos No, ofc not

    • @CapyMakesVideos
      @CapyMakesVideos Місяць тому +1

      @@panosrobs9749 yea, thats what I thought

  • @horica_5100
    @horica_5100 Місяць тому +1

    Bro, your videos are so f****** entertaining! I love how you deconect your brain from the game and you still destroy them :)))

  • @gumjava3277
    @gumjava3277 Місяць тому

    love your videos your commentary and good gameplay makes my food 10x better

  • @hallifax8457
    @hallifax8457 Місяць тому +3

    as soon as ken said "the zone" i got full on ptsd cool to know my favourite clasher lives in the same state as me

  • @arrakistoxic1765
    @arrakistoxic1765 Місяць тому +1

    Normal: Mayor of yapsville
    Evolved: president of yapistan

  • @ArtsyAustin
    @ArtsyAustin Місяць тому +18

    I really love Ken's stories. It also induces this urge to oil up deep within me.

  • @jasonuerkvitz3756
    @jasonuerkvitz3756 Місяць тому

    I'm glad you had good friends who looked out for you on your first drinking adventure. Nothing wrong with getting emotional during a binge. It's better than going into a rage and punching holes through everything.

  • @alternateaqua
    @alternateaqua Місяць тому +4

    OH I THOUGHT HE SAID "GRADS" AS IN GRADUATES...
    Damn Gratz

  • @BestModernBaby
    @BestModernBaby Місяць тому +26

    I love it when Ken gives his big hard gun to level 15 firecracker

  • @Anikashat
    @Anikashat Місяць тому +1

    bro's drunk phase unlocked gear 5th

  • @clashofclanplayer4962
    @clashofclanplayer4962 Місяць тому

    Ur story telling video turn into my everyday thing now it so relaxing

  • @fictionier123
    @fictionier123 Місяць тому +1

    Ken will start the next video saying "he who shall moisturizes thyself ought to be a sigma male" and rips of his tank top

  • @tomhoward5749
    @tomhoward5749 22 дні тому +1

    Man leavers was the best, everyone's got a crazy story. It's a rite of passage for Australian teenagers.

  • @safiamalikzada6284
    @safiamalikzada6284 Місяць тому +2

    Ken ruins my day daily because he isn’t oiled up

  • @tomhoward5749
    @tomhoward5749 22 дні тому +1

    Ah leavers, every Australian teenager's right of passage to alcoholism. Great times

  • @bjornsuss5286
    @bjornsuss5286 Місяць тому +2

    I cannot believe that kennybear is pregnant 🫃 congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

  • @dava7019
    @dava7019 Місяць тому +8

    I like the part when Ken says "EVERYTHING IS KENPOSSIBLE" then does a cartwheel and licks the toes of the valkyrie

  • @schadare7026
    @schadare7026 Місяць тому

    “i had like 6….. all of those shots, and i was basically fine”😭😭

  • @thedragonmaster7374
    @thedragonmaster7374 Місяць тому +1

    I thought he was gonna flip me off at the end

  • @Gavriasagmaeilll
    @Gavriasagmaeilll Місяць тому

    last video for him was such a delightful day he had to do this video now

  • @Siemomm
    @Siemomm Місяць тому +1

    I loved the part where Ken violated the copyright law by using someone else's name

  • @gungle2595
    @gungle2595 Місяць тому

    11:27 this is such a better teacher for avoiding alcohol than the hangover part

  • @lazza3125
    @lazza3125 Місяць тому

    This guy gets me through the day (and my clash royale addiction) 😢

  • @mirage8982
    @mirage8982 Місяць тому +1

    me watching from Denmark thinking its normal to drink at 14 years old.

  • @notjunior762
    @notjunior762 Місяць тому +1

    ken needs to get sponsored by keeps fr fr

  • @alexanderbrougham7284
    @alexanderbrougham7284 Місяць тому +1

    Ken I think u should title ur vid what your gonna yap about if you have a topic in mind witch is interesting and fun like this - I think a lot of people watch for ur yap idk tho but I love it keep it up 👍

  • @Fuzzy202
    @Fuzzy202 Місяць тому

    W music and w story love you man

  • @francisvanloon
    @francisvanloon Місяць тому

    the minecraft music at the end of each vid just makes me want ken to do a play through even more

  • @Logantor
    @Logantor Місяць тому +1

    Thank god nobody exploited Ken when he was a drunk man

  • @tahariaz2942
    @tahariaz2942 Місяць тому +11

    ken is using 5% of his brain because he uses 95% on how not to oil up infront of us

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m Місяць тому

      tahariaz is using 5% of their brain to spell "in front" incorrectly

  • @nhtcryptic7769
    @nhtcryptic7769 Місяць тому +1

    10:44 in Texas we call em dollor shots

  • @amanygur
    @amanygur Місяць тому +10

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • @xaebor5630
    @xaebor5630 Місяць тому +1

    Damn, markiplier just got EVEN sexier.

  • @blakeduque6724
    @blakeduque6724 Місяць тому

    I loved the way how Ken shoved his giant chicken inside the firecrakcer's firecracker.

  • @budebade
    @budebade Місяць тому +1

    Not Ken promoting alcohol💀

  • @herogareth7547
    @herogareth7547 Місяць тому

    I want to comment ehy I think I liked thiz video so much
    Its how funny kens story was and how seriously toxic mine situations right now.
    Kens out here with a video on his first time of being drunk. He told and made it in such an entertaining way.
    Me is about to get expelled at my school for shomting that didnt even start with me. Im basicly already wexplelled and the ones who r handling my case, are not doing their job properly. Im in a seriously toxic spot right now.
    I like watching kens videos , and its also a look at a different part of the world. The good part of the world thats not mine

  • @PansyPops
    @PansyPops Місяць тому

    4:37 vodka’s really nice. If you have vodka I always recommend having lemonade with it, especially if it’s flavoured vodka. Flavoured is usually weaker though, I recently had a couple weak shots which was only 15%.

  • @turniptoasty8015
    @turniptoasty8015 Місяць тому

    “Shoutout gratz”
    “Freshly 18”
    Ken is killing me with these references😭

  • @r3dn1ght23
    @r3dn1ght23 Місяць тому

    I like your videos because its like a mini podcast

  • @joelvanbennekom3048
    @joelvanbennekom3048 Місяць тому

    im so glad my favorite youtuber jackesptieye posted today

  • @nemo5694
    @nemo5694 Місяць тому +7

    I love the part where Ken used 100 % of his brain and oiled up

  • @Yunahsky
    @Yunahsky Місяць тому +1

    I don't need Ken to do my daily juicing, but his face definitely helps.

  • @xpt0557
    @xpt0557 Місяць тому

    Video hasn't even started and hes mentioned msrkiplier ill love this video

  • @ratman7747
    @ratman7747 Місяць тому

    I loved the outro where ken started singing im just ken

  • @marshypickaxe2453
    @marshypickaxe2453 Місяць тому +1

    next video ken will not
    have a maid costume on with honey all on his body

  • @sheriffcr420
    @sheriffcr420 Місяць тому

    The Monster Logo on his head I think clearly shows how much of a gamer Ken is

  • @hanskywalker1246
    @hanskywalker1246 Місяць тому

    Best story ever told by Ken

  • @bothhyperion5926
    @bothhyperion5926 Місяць тому +1

    I love Ken only for the Minecraft music

  • @obladioblada2122
    @obladioblada2122 Місяць тому

    Father Ken's Unhinged levels 7/10
    1. Thinks he's Markiplier
    2. Subliminal messaging through hair
    3. "Shoutout Gratz"
    4. Addiction to alcohol
    5. Something about a clown caravan?
    6. Succumbs to despair and alcohol poisoning

  • @Alone-1629
    @Alone-1629 Місяць тому

    All we have are stories my friend, I am glad to be able to listen to yours.

  • @LouieLouie47
    @LouieLouie47 Місяць тому

    Everyday I wake up and look forward to a Ken video

  • @hyrumcombs7614
    @hyrumcombs7614 Місяць тому

    Had a lil mental breakdown, then remembered I hadn't watched Ken's daily vid, thanks for the quick pick-me-up.

  • @maxmustermann1684
    @maxmustermann1684 Місяць тому +1

    as a german i had my first drink at 15 and was late💀 (drinking soft alkohol is legal at 16)

  • @TheRealCookieRookie
    @TheRealCookieRookie Місяць тому

    “I was watching 2 of my friends wrestle on the bed”-Kennethy 2024

  • @serafimbarbu7711
    @serafimbarbu7711 Місяць тому

    NOW WAY. Markaplier has finally given a shot to CR!! So excited to see my favorite youtuber playing my FAVORITE game

  • @austin7isgreat
    @austin7isgreat Місяць тому +1

    Us: whats the most powerful card in cr
    Supercell: credit

  • @singhy774
    @singhy774 Місяць тому

    Just at the time of my dinner. The exact minute.

  • @SlayerMuff
    @SlayerMuff Місяць тому +1

    Bro just casually VIOLATING gratz💀

  • @codersama
    @codersama Місяць тому +1

    ken touched me in my no no zone in the zone

  • @legacyratrick8237
    @legacyratrick8237 Місяць тому

    Ken is my favorite story time youtuber

  • @quake5556
    @quake5556 Місяць тому +2

    Petition to get Ken to oil up day 1

    • @SgtNewt
      @SgtNewt Місяць тому

      #soexitedtoseekenlatheredup

  • @CoolGuy-sq5cu
    @CoolGuy-sq5cu Місяць тому

    Unc always has the most immaculate yap seshs

  • @RetroKalki
    @RetroKalki Місяць тому

    Ken wants the duchess to go crazy on him

  • @xdrago5602
    @xdrago5602 Місяць тому

    I feel like Kens bald spot is slowly spelling out a message for us. Today it says "A"

  • @MoGamerJoker
    @MoGamerJoker Місяць тому

    i loved when ken got oiled up for evolved valkrie

  • @Jamnation_
    @Jamnation_ Місяць тому +1

    I predict Ken will have hair next video and will not go bald

  • @kevalyarathore223
    @kevalyarathore223 Місяць тому +1

    certified micropeepee moment

  • @Secret64462
    @Secret64462 Місяць тому

    Ken literally invented having game content next to some random ass irl content

  • @0llie
    @0llie Місяць тому

    came for the story, stayed for the story, came

  • @RossTubes
    @RossTubes Місяць тому

    You kept defending the goblin hut but the new tower troop counters them 100%😂

  • @professional_hater885
    @professional_hater885 Місяць тому

    I loved the part where ken oiled up for the firecracker

  • @BinkZinc
    @BinkZinc Місяць тому

    I love Ken's commentary. Just honest stories while playing clash. Please oil up next time daddy 🙏

  • @benwilliams1610
    @benwilliams1610 Місяць тому

    i can hear crazy frog playing ken , you know what to do.

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 Місяць тому

    We got a “the zone” up here too! Its a beachside thing

  • @chromea
    @chromea Місяць тому +1

    i loved the part when Markiplier started playing Clash Royale on Ken's channel

  • @coledavidson5630
    @coledavidson5630 Місяць тому

    Bro's gonna be crowned Emperor of the Yapsburgs